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There.
There we go, Larry.
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Let me get this cotton out for you
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and you'll be ready for Dr. Funkhouser.
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Thank you, Delilah.
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- Hey, Saul.
- Feeling alright?
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How are you?
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Uh, lost a crown.
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I'm Sorry about last time.
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You're not gonna throw up this time.
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- I swear.
- I hope... I hope not.
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Why didn't you tell me
that you're allergic?
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I can't do the gas.
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It just makes me sick.
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- Go "Ah."
- What's this?
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We have to do this now.
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- It's insurance.
- Open up.
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You gonna take a picture of my mouth?
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Wide!
Open up wide.
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That's very, very angry and red today.
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But I think it's gonna be fine.
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By the way, it was very nice of you
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to RSVP for my Uncle Leo's testimonial.
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How could I miss his testimonial?
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I mean, I've got people coming
from Russia, you know?
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- Really?
- A cousin coming from Russia.
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I don't see him playing golf
anymore. Does he still play?
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My Uncle Leo, he's not a spring chicken.
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- Yeah, I know.
- You know.
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I mean sometimes he's feeling like
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he can do it and sometimes
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he doesn't want to embarrass himself.
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Roll up and we'll do this.
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What's going on here?
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It's a little sedative.
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You can't take the gas,
this is the alternative.
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Roll up the sleeve and we'll do it.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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- You afraid of the needle?
- No, no, you know what?
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I'm just concerned that if I roll it up
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it's gonna lose its elasticity.
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You see how it kind of
clings to the wrist now?
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They call it an elastic cuff
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for a reason, 'cause it snaps back.
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You'd think it would, but
it's not like a sock.
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A sock snaps back.
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You can wear a sock 500
times with no problem.
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No, socks are cheap,
they don't snap back.
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- It takes more than once--
- Saul, believe me...
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On very few subjects
I'm an expert on,
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and I'm an expert on elastic.
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Alright, you know what?
You know what, Larry?
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If you're that concerned about
it why don't you just take it
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off your body? Then you don't
have to worry about it.
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- Okay.
- I'm sorry. Excuse me.
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Uh, Mr. Sherman is on the phone.
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Well, just talk to him.
I'm with a patient right now.
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- He needs to talk to you.
- Why?
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It's the root canal.
He's called three times.
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Alright, okay, fine.
Alright, you know what?
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We're just gonna roll
this right up right now,
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because I haven't got the time.
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I was gonna take the shirt off.
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I have people with real
problems in there, Larry,
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and I have to do this now.
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I have an hysteric on the phone,
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I have people in the waiting room,
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and this is enough already!
It's enough.
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Know what I'm saying?
In five minutes
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you're gonna feel fine.
What line is it?
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Line one.
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Oh, great. Look, he ruined the shirt.
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Look.
Look at this cuff.
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And it's flopping all over the place.
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Look at that.
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Wh-what's with him?
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He's not himself right now.
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His uncle has Hodgkin's.
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Yeah, but it's the good Hodgkin's.
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I didn't know there was
a good Hodgkin's.
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I'm not saying it's a great Hodgkin's.
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It's a good Hodgkin's.
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I'll get it.
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- Hey, Pop.
- Mmm?
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Do me a favor, okay?
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Next time you use the bathroom...
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...make sure to keep the seat down.
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What are you, pussy-whipped?
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It's not really about
her, it's about me.
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- I pee sitting down.
- How long you been doing that?
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Well, it started because
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I was getting up to go at
night sometimes and...
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And I didn't feel like
putting the light on,
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so I would sit down,
and then I, you know,
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I got very comfortable with
it. I like... You know.
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Comfortable with it?
A man doesn't do that.
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A man stands up to pee.
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- What are you doing?
- I like to sit down.
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And I don't want to
wind up in the toilet
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because you're keeping the
seat up. Keep the seat down.
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No, you stand like a person.
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I-I'm very upset with this.
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This is crazy.
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You know what
Winston Churchill said?
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"Why stand when you can sit?"
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Have you ever heard that expression?
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No, I never heard that expression,
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but I don't think he meant the toilet.
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Do you want me to get
those glaucoma drops
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for you at the drugstore?
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Yes, I'm just about out of them.
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Go pick up the drops for me.
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- And thank you very much.
- Okay.
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[Cheryl] Larry?
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So that was Susie.
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Um, they're having a
dinner party on Friday.
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Because of the Funkhouser testimonial
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they're having a little, you know
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dinner party with Marty Funkhouser
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and Ann and they have their cousins
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coming in from Russia, so...
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And Ted Danson will be there with Mary.
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Oh, okay.
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Ted asked us to take care of his dog.
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They're going out of town
for a couple of days
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so I said okay.
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Us?
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Oh, you're not gonna do anything?
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It's just gonna be me?
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Okay, fine. I don't care.
I like dogs.
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- I know.
- I'm very happy to do it.
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Okay, you do that.
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I mean, look what this dentist
did to my shirt today.
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What happened?
It's all stretched out.
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Yeah, I know.
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No matter where I sit at
these dinner parties
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it always seems like every
conversation is more interesting
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and entertaining than
the one I've having.
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Right.
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Except when you're sitting next to me.
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No, it still feels that way.
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What are you doing?
What have you got, the mail?
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Yeah, I grabbed it on the way out.
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Oh, a bill from
Dr. Funkhouser.
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- You're kidding. Already?
- Yeah.
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I wonder if Saul's gonna
be there tonight?
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He didn't mention anything to
me about it. I just saw him.
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I can't believe he
already sent me a bill.
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- Boy, that was fast.
- He's fast. He needs his money.
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Ew. Eww.
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Oh!
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- Oh, my God!
- What are you, crazy?
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You almost...
What is going on?
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What is that?
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"Here's a copy of the
picture of your tooth
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for insurance purposes?"
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My tooth? That's my tooth?
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Oh, my God!
That's in your mouth?
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What are they sending it to me for?
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Why didn't they send it to
the insurance company?
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- I don't need a copy of that!
- My God!
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So this is great. You came
all the way in from Russia
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for your uncle's testimonial?
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- His favorite uncle.
- Favorite uncle, huh?
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It's nice you get to see
your cousin Marty, right?
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He loves...
He loves Marty.
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I like talking through a translator.
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Really?
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It's fun, yeah.
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I wish I could do this with my wife.
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What's with the bare feet?
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It's more comfortable this way.
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Feels like at home.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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Where did... Where do you...
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Where do you buy your
glasses, in France?
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Los Angeles.
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- C-can he try it on?
- You know what?
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I don't really like people
trying my glasses on.
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- Just for one minute.
- I'd rather not.
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I'm a little uncomfortable
with it, yeah.
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He's a guest here, so like...
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I understand, but that doesn't mean
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I need him to try on my glass...
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No, no, no. Hyet!
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No!
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What's going on?
What are you doing?
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No! Hyet!
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Okay.
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Okay.
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This Russian is nuts.
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He just grabbed for my glasses.
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Out of nowhere, just
grabbed for your glasses?
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Just grabbed for my glasses.
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He wanted to try them on.
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I said I don't like when people
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try my glasses on.
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He just grabbed for them?
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Yeah. And what's with the no shoes?
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That's great. I have to have
dinner and look at his
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disgusting feet all night?
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They'll be under the table.
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Where's Ted and Mary?
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They had a movie premiere.
They couldn't make it.
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Oh, too bad, too bad.
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Would've been nice to have him here.
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Instead of all these Funkhousers.
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Yeah, it's chock full of Funkhousers--
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[Susie] Jeffrey,
I need you in the kitchen, honey.
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Oskie?
Come here, boy.
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[Larry] Come here, boy. Yeah.
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Who's a good boy?
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Yeah...
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...he's a good boy.
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Oh, what a good boy.
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Yeah.
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Good boy!
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[Susie] Enjoying the dog?
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Dinner's served.
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And he's gonna take care of Ted's dog?
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- Thank you.
- Very good.
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Very talented. And you can stay
up until 10:00, young lady.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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- Hi, Larry.
- Hi, Sammi.
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Maybe you should take your
shoes off like that guy.
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Take my shoes off like that guy?
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I don't think so.
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- You could be twins.
- Yeah?
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I don't want to be twins with him.
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Oh, no, come on, Sammi.
What are you doing?
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Sammi?
Sammi, come on!
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Give me that sneaker!
Sammi!
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Hey, Lar? You ever hear of Denta Friend?
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Denta Friend? No.
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It's a new sonic toothbrush
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that would really get
rid of your plaque.
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What are you talking about,
get rid of my plaque?
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[Larry] I don't have plaque.
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My cousin's hygienist
told me you had plaque.
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Your cousin's hygienist told
you I have a lot of plaque?
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I... What's the big deal?
Plaque is not a serious disease.
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First of all, number one,
I don't have any plaque.
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Number two, she shouldn't
be talking about it.
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That's a breach of patient/hygienist
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confidentiality.
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There is no patient/hygienist
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confidentiality.
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You're so wrong. There is so.
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[Susie] ...it's unethical.
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Maybe not legally
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like a doctor or a lawyer
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but it's unethical is what he's saying.
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It's totally unethical.
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And I don't have any plaque, by the way.
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I have... Do I have an
electric toothbrush?
255
00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,977
- He has an electric toothbrush.
- How often do I floss?
256
00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:22,604
At least twice a day.
257
00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,147
Tell him I don't have any plaque, okay?
258
00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,274
- Could you tell him that?
- You have plaque.
259
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,609
You wanna have a plaque
contest with me, Marty?
260
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,277
- Anytime you want.
- He's got Denta Friend.
261
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,072
- Anytime you want.
- Let's have a plaque contest.
262
00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:33,448
- Fine, you want to?
- You challenged me?
263
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,574
Just like you do in golf.
264
00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,409
[Larry] Yeah, by the way, that tip...
265
00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:37,785
Remember the tip I gave you
at Ben Stiller's house?
266
00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,578
- Yeah.
- Have you tried it?
267
00:09:39,703 --> 00:09:41,122
- Best tip I ever got.
- Fantastic tip, right?
268
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,041
- Fantastic, definitely.
- Hold it, hold it, hold it.
269
00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,668
I've got a tip that'll save
your game, change it.
270
00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,796
It's the easiest thing...
The weatherman gave it to me.
271
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,255
Weatherman gave you golf tip?
272
00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,131
[Marty] I played with him two weeks ago
273
00:09:51,256 --> 00:09:54,010
and it's changed my entire
game, and it is so simple.
274
00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,470
- Really? What is it?
- Yup.
275
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,721
Lock your hands...
This is the way you hold it.
276
00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,348
- Which way? Okay. Yeah.
- Yeah, okay.
277
00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,642
Now, instead of bringing your
hands back like this...
278
00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,477
- Right.
- You start the rotation--
279
00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:05,063
Sammi! Sammi!
280
00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,066
What is it?
What? What? What? What?
281
00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,985
What is that? What is this?
Oh, it's disgusting!
282
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,654
- What the hell is this?
- Hey, wait a second.
283
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,239
- What is...
- That's...
284
00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,407
That's a picture of my...
My tooth.
285
00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,034
The dentist took it for
insurance purposes.
286
00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,244
Where did you get that?
287
00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,246
It just fell out of Larry's jacket.
288
00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,997
Fell out of my jacket?
289
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,249
What are you leaving stuff
out like that for?
290
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,958
What are you bringing that
into a person's house for?
291
00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:28,837
- What are you doing with that?
- She took the mail into my car.
292
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,505
Why would you bring it into their house?
293
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,423
- Disgusting, Larry.
- She went through my pocket.
294
00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,509
[Marty] You know what? You know what?
295
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,052
- I think we're gonna leave.
- Alright.
296
00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:37,679
- We had a great time.
- I'm sorry about this.
297
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,265
- Thank you very much.
- See you at the testimonial.
298
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,891
Crown!
I was getting a crown.
299
00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,476
- That's all, and they--
- Thank you so much.
300
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:46,062
Goodbye.
Yeah, thank you. Bye.
301
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,398
She shouldn't have been
going through the papers.
302
00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:50,900
- Cheryl, it's disgusting.
- It is disgusting. Believe me.
303
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,485
I-I think we're gonna leave.
304
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,070
I'm not feeling very well, so...
305
00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,280
What are you...
You're not well?
306
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,866
- No, I had too much cake.
- Oh.
307
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:01,703
Oh, um, I need my... my-my sneaker.
308
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,705
- Larry, now is not the time.
- Okay.
309
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,206
You can go home without your sneaker.
310
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,499
- You're driving?
- Yes.
311
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,168
You have more sneakers at home, okay?
312
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,836
- Your sock might get dirty.
- Sammi, where's my--
313
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,212
- Larry!
- Larry!
314
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,717
It's okay.
You're gonna be okay.
315
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,136
For the last 21 years,
I've trained...
316
00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:22,432
You know, she could have told
me where the sneaker was.
317
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:23,892
It's not that hard.
318
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,059
"In the closet," three words.
319
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,646
One word, "Closet."
How about that?
320
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,399
And how about that hygienist?
321
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,944
It's like, if you go to a prostitute
322
00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:36,613
and the prostitute goes around telling
323
00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,448
everybody you got a small penis.
324
00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,533
[Larry] Not that I've ever
been to a prostitute.
325
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,287
Not that I have a small penis.
326
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,873
You know, you plunk down
$300 for a hooker...
327
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,376
...expect her to keep her mouth shut.
328
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,255
I'm only guessing $300.
What do I know?
329
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,799
- What?
- My stomach is killing me.
330
00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:59,886
I am never gonna eat
at their house again.
331
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,388
I swear, I don't know what
Susie does when she cooks
332
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:03,806
but it's awful.
333
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,141
Yeah, it was really
pretty bad, wasn't it?
334
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:08,061
Oh, my God, it was so bad.
335
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,646
I was trying to make myself throw up.
336
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:13,066
- That's how bad it is.
- Oh, God, poor thing.
337
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,152
- Just feel like I need a--
- Oh, quiet, quiet.
338
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,654
The weatherman's on.
339
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:18,821
By the beaches
it is a bit cool
340
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:19,905
around 70 degrees.
341
00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:20,949
But tomorrow's forecast
342
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,116
folks, I'm sorry to say it
343
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,244
it is rain, thundershowers
344
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,371
the big ones, folks, all day.
345
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,538
So for you golfers out there,
346
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:28,623
better find something else to do.
347
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:29,749
I know I'll be watching that
348
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:30,917
"Godfather" trilogy.
349
00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,543
Jennifer, Stu, back to you.
350
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,881
- Hello?
- Hey.
351
00:12:38,006 --> 00:12:39,676
- You listening to this?
- Yeah, I just saw it.
352
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:40,885
- Listen...
- Shit.
353
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,428
- I'm not gonna play.
- What?
354
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:44,554
[Jeff] Come on! It's gonna rain.
355
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,849
Yeah, so he's saying it's gonna
rain. We don't know for sure.
356
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,017
What do you mean he's only
saying it's gonna rain?
357
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,602
It's his job.
It's gonna rain.
358
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:50,937
Let's wake up in the
morning and at least
359
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,313
talk on the phone and see--
360
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,439
[Jeff] No, no, no. You know what?
361
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:54,732
I'm gonna stay home with Sammi.
362
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,567
- What?
- No, she's having a tough...
363
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,320
Tough night and I just think it's...
364
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,364
It'd be better if I stayed
home with her tomorrow.
365
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,200
He's not right all the time, you know?
366
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,577
Well, he's right most of the
time, and you know what?
367
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,538
It's gonna rain tomorrow, okay?
368
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,456
- Okay. Bye
- Bye.
369
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:32,895
What?
370
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,773
What happened, Larry?
371
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,484
[Larry] I fell in the toilet!
372
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,737
Did you leave the seat up?
373
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:44,324
Oh, I guess I did when
I tried to throw up.
374
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,825
Oh, I'm sorry.
375
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,369
[Larry] Oh, you gotta keep
the seat down, Cheryl!
376
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,497
Is that too much to ask,
to keep a seat down?
377
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,333
Soaking wet.
378
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,795
I hurt my back. Soaking wet.
379
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,138
[Cheryl] What's wrong?
380
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,849
My back. Oh!
381
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,644
What a lousy night's sleep.
382
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,067
Man!
383
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,526
Cheryl...
384
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,153
...it's beautiful out.
385
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:28,409
Jeff canceled golf because the
weatherman predicted rain.
386
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,705
Well sometimes they're wrong, Larry.
387
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,583
Predicts rain... doesn't rain.
388
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,627
It's not the first time
this has happened.
389
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:41,881
[Larry] Cheryl, something
fishy is going on here.
390
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,592
What if the weatherman...
391
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,719
...predicts it's gonna rain...
392
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:50,098
...just so he can keep
people off the golf course
393
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,516
and have it for himself?
394
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,059
What do you think of that theory?
395
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,812
- I think it's ridiculous.
- Really? Do you?
396
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,563
Mm-hmm.
397
00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:00,024
Something about that
weatherman, I don't trust.
398
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,275
I don't like that weatherman.
399
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,319
He's a very slick weatherman.
400
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:07,657
Well, it sounds like you're
really onto something.
401
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,452
I'm gonna go to that golf course.
402
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,037
I wanna check something out.
403
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:14,580
Get my cane.
404
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:17,583
Oh, brother.
405
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,178
Hey, Chuck.
406
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:31,222
Hey, how's it going, Larry?
407
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,765
Not bad.
408
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,392
How's it looking out there?
409
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:37,311
It's wide open, man.
Hardly anybody out there.
410
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,148
- Is that right?
- Yeah.
411
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,734
Probably has something to do
with that weather forecast.
412
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:45,987
You know what?
413
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,530
Probably does.
414
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:48,823
[Chuck] Huh.
415
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,868
Have you seen the weatherman out there?
416
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,995
Well, yeah, as a matter of
fact, there he is with...
417
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,956
Dr. Funkhouser, coming
up on the ninth hole.
418
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,791
[Larry] What do you know?
419
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,376
[Chuck] So, what's with the cane?
420
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,170
Fell in the toilet.
421
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:13,848
- Hey, Lar.
- Hey, Larry. What's going on?
422
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,058
- Beautiful day, huh?
- Yeah.
423
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,935
Great day for golf.
What's up?
424
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,270
Yeah, you know, I was
supposed to play today.
425
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,480
Really?
426
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,024
Then Jeff called me last
night and canceled
427
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:26,110
because of your weather
report about thundershowers.
428
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,528
He made a mistake, so what? Come on.
429
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:28,905
I said there was gonna
be thundershowers?
430
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,157
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oops.
431
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,783
[Larry] Oh! Ah, oop!
432
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,243
[Saul] Yeah, okay, nice to see you.
433
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,703
- Good to see you, Lar.
- Too bad for me.
434
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,206
- Take care.
- Too bad for me.
435
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,374
I-I don't quite get your point.
436
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,252
[Larry] Alright, weatherman,
I'm gonna tell you my point.
437
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,880
I've got a sneaking suspicion...
438
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,633
...that you're predicting rain...
439
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,635
...to clear the golf
course for yourself.
440
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,471
- Oh, my God. Come on.
- That's ridiculous.
441
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,431
[Larry] Yeah, ridiculous? Ridiculous?
442
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,767
It's happened before,
weatherman. You know it.
443
00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,228
And you know what? I'm calling
the weather people on you.
444
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,397
You're gonna, say, report me
because it's a nice day?
445
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,191
I'm gonna report you because every time
446
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,818
you want to play golf, you
make sure that it's raining.
447
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,862
Larry, first of all,
I'm not a weatherman
448
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,490
I'm a meteorologist.
I'd appreciate a bit of respect.
449
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,741
Oh, excuse me, doctor!
450
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,451
[Saul] Can you guys just calm down?
451
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,411
We're in the middle of a
game of golf here, alright?
452
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,829
- Larry?
- Yes?
453
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:19,789
There's a low pressure system
454
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,123
sitting out over the coast.
455
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,084
The jet stream brings
that into this area.
456
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,335
The jet stream is controlled
457
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,795
by the rotation of the Earth.
458
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,463
You know who controls that?
God!
459
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,507
You know what? There's a
jet stream of bullshit
460
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,133
coming out of your mouth, my friend.
461
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,302
- You are busted, buddy.
- Stop pointing with the cane.
462
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,054
You're busted!
463
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,390
Yeah, Dr. Funkhouser,
I'd appreciate it next time
464
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,767
in the office, don't roll up
my sleeve if I request you
465
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,727
not to, okay? Look at what
you did to my shirt.
466
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,272
- What did I do with it?
- It's not clinging anymore.
467
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,314
It's not clinging?
468
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,607
It's not clinging to the wrist
469
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,150
the way it's supposed to.
470
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,443
Fine, okay.
You know what?
471
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,571
And one more thing, okay?
472
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,321
- What?
- From now on...
473
00:17:53,446 --> 00:17:54,782
...don't take any pictures of my mouth.
474
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:55,992
[Saul] What are you talking about?
475
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,743
You almost gave my wife a heart attack
476
00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,288
and you traumatized a little girl!
477
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,164
- What?
- Hey, Walter Brennan!
478
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,001
"The barn's on fire!
The barn's on fire!"
479
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:07,378
I'm turning you in, weatherman!
480
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,465
Hey.
481
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,136
Larry, what happened to you, buddy?
482
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,388
Fell in the toilet.
483
00:18:18,513 --> 00:18:19,640
What...
What do you mean?
484
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,351
Cheryl left the toilet seat up.
485
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,854
I fell in.
486
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,481
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
487
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,484
- What, did you hurt yourself?
- Yeah, I hurt my back, yeah.
488
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:31,861
I'm sorry. I shouldn't
be laughing at you.
489
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,571
That's alright.
It's funny, I guess.
490
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:35,364
- Well, no. I mean...
- Yeah.
491
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,491
Hey, you know something, it's
good that I ran into you.
492
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,077
Mary and I were talking...
493
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,621
...this morning and...
494
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,290
...what we decided to do is
we're gonna go ahead and...
495
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:47,209
...board Roxy, our dog.
496
00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:49,045
What?
497
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,963
I know you offered to
take care of... But...
498
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:55,051
I just think it's better
to... put it into a kennel.
499
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:57,511
It's a small dog.
It wouldn't be much fun anyway.
500
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,096
I was kinda looking forward to it.
501
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,641
I like dogs.
502
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,643
Yeah, yeah.
503
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,394
I just think...
I just think, you know
504
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,605
maybe next time or something.
505
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,565
But I really appreciate the offer, I do.
506
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,442
Thank you.
That was very sweet of you.
507
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,819
Talk to Susie today by any chance?
508
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,196
Yeah. I talked to her this morning.
509
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,364
I had to apologize for not being
510
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,699
at the party last night.
511
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,868
She mention anything about...
512
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:22,662
...last night?
513
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,832
Yeah, she was kind of miffed
that we didn't call.
514
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,250
We had to go someplace else.
515
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:31,295
We were supposed to be there, but, why?
516
00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,215
- No reason.
- Huh.
517
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,802
Alright, I'm gonna...
Gonna go hit some...
518
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,136
Hit some balls.
519
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,805
I'll see ya.
520
00:19:42,263 --> 00:19:43,683
Yeah...
521
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:44,809
...see ya.
522
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,448
- Hey.
- Came for my sneaker.
523
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,325
Alright.
What happened to you?
524
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:05,246
- I fell in the toilet.
- How'd you fall in the toilet?
525
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,915
I went to go pee and the seat was up.
526
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,333
What does that have to do with you?
527
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,961
- I pee sitting down.
- You pee sitting down?
528
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,338
- Yeah. Have you ever tried it?
- No!
529
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,715
It's more comfortable.
When you get up during the night
530
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,218
you don't have to turn the
light on and wake up.
531
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,721
- And you get to read.
- What are you reading?
532
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,223
- I'm reading a lot of stuff.
- What stuff?
533
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,559
If I pee 20 times during a
day, I can get through
534
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,644
the whole "New York
Times", for God's sake.
535
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,186
- Twenty times?
- Yeah.
536
00:20:30,311 --> 00:20:31,272
Hey, buddy, when you're peeing
537
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,148
all over your shoe,
I'm learning something.
538
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,401
What makes you think I'm peeing
over my shoe while you're...
539
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:36,819
Alright, just get my sneaker, will ya?
540
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,112
I don't need to discuss this.
541
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,364
- Jeffrey who's there?
- Larry.
542
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:44,160
[Susie] Carmelita, put Oscar in
the bedroom and close the door.
543
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,707
- Hey.
- Hi, Lar.
544
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:53,002
Get this, the weatherman
is a total fraud.
545
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:56,213
He predicts thundershowers
so nobody will show up
546
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,132
and he'll have the golf
course to himself.
547
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,510
I just came from there, he's
playing with your cousin.
548
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,554
Why do you pee sitting down?
549
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,347
Many reasons.
550
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,099
You crap standing up?
551
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,977
By the way, you left last night.
552
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,561
You were about to give
me the weatherman's tip
553
00:21:11,686 --> 00:21:12,646
and you never gave it to me.
554
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:13,981
I can't.
555
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,858
He just called me on my
cell phone and said
556
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,151
"Don't give it to Larry."
557
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,196
- What an asshole.
- Well, he's not an asshole.
558
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,198
- He has a tip--
- He is an asshole.
559
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,035
The fuck happened to you?
560
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,413
Cheryl got nauseous from
your dinner last night...
561
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,415
...and she left the toilet seat up
562
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,584
and then I went to pee
and fell in the toilet.
563
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,044
She didn't get sick from
my dinner, Larry, okay?
564
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:38,047
- Hey, how are you feeling?
- I'm not feeling great.
565
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,590
[Susie] Marty, you're never
feeling great, okay?
566
00:21:40,715 --> 00:21:42,760
- And let me ask you a question.
- What?
567
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,762
You talk to Ted Danson
today by any chance?
568
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,680
Yeah, he called to see
how the party went.
569
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,099
Hmm. 'Cause...
570
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,560
...I was supposed to
take care of his dog...
571
00:21:53,561 --> 00:21:55,689
...and then suddenly he
told me I didn't need to.
572
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,067
Hmm, I wonder why.
573
00:21:58,192 --> 00:21:59,693
Yeah...
574
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,195
...I wonder.
575
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,704
{\an8}I'll get your sneaker.
576
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,125
[Larry] Hey, Marty, let
me ask you a question.
577
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:18,045
Does your father have good Hodgkin's?
578
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,218
Oscar... ate it.
579
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,561
Well, I am the good
news/bad news kid. The good news is
580
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,605
folks, that wonderful weather
we've been enjoying here
581
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,607
all week in the whole
Los Angeles basin that's gonna
582
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:41,359
continue tonight and all
day tomorrow, Saturday.
583
00:22:41,484 --> 00:22:43,612
So if you're going to the
Leo Funkhouser testimonial
584
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,364
I'll see you there.
We're gonna have a wonderful day
585
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,532
and Leo, nobody deserves
this more than you do.
586
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:50,786
But the bad news is, we
have a cold weather front
587
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:53,122
that's gonna push in around
midnight Saturday night.
588
00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:56,041
We're gonna have
thundershowers all day Sunday
589
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,460
and they're gonna continue
all the way into Monday.
590
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,921
Folks, don't shoot me,
I'm just the messenger.
591
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,339
Alright, back to you.
592
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,260
[Larry] I'm not really dressed
appropriate for this.
593
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,637
- I think you're fine.
- What are you doing?
594
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,681
- These are name tags.
- Name tags?
595
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:12,558
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
596
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,019
What-what-what for?
597
00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:17,061
Everybody wears name tags.
598
00:23:17,186 --> 00:23:19,398
- What?
- Thank you.
599
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:20,773
- Hi. Hi, Cheryl.
- Hi, Saul.
600
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,276
What's happening?
601
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,361
- Just putting on our name tags.
- Name tags?
602
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:25,654
Yeah, everybody's wearing a name tag.
603
00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:27,448
- Why? What's wrong?
- I gotta wear a name tag?
604
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:29,241
You're a little too sophisticated
605
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:30,784
to wear a name tag?
Come on, Larry.
606
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:31,744
No, it has nothing to do with that.
607
00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:32,994
It has to do with my jacket.
608
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:34,455
If I put this on, it's gonna leave
609
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,498
little paper remnants on it.
It's gonna ruin the suede.
610
00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:38,167
Look, this comes off,
it goes on alright?
611
00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:39,710
It's... Just like that.
612
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,420
You know what, you already
ruined a shirt of mine
613
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:42,546
by rolling up my sleeve.
614
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,006
There, okay? It's on.
615
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:46,592
You're gonna go celebrate
with everybody else, right?
616
00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:50,054
Come on let's just go inside,
okay? What do you say?
617
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:51,638
- Okay.
- Alright, okay, fine.
618
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:53,307
- Thank you for coming, Cheryl.
- Thank you, Saul.
619
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,685
It'll be fine.
It's not very nice suede anyway.
620
00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:57,978
Okay.
621
00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,897
Do you have any idea it
was gonna be this big?
622
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,690
Here's our...
Here's our table.
623
00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,986
Hey there's Jeff.
624
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,696
Hey, Lar.
What's up?
625
00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:09,490
- You guys aren't at our table?
- No.
626
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:10,991
Why don't you switch?
Nobody's gonna notice.
627
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,326
I don't know who these
people are. Switch 'em.
628
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,744
Come on, who's gonna know?
629
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:14,869
It's like they do this to us on purpose.
630
00:24:14,994 --> 00:24:16,997
Excuse me, what are you doing?
631
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,666
No, I'm just making sure
all the place cards
632
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:19,750
are where they're supposed to be.
633
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,251
This is mine and my husband's.
634
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:24,088
Oh, yeah. Okay, Jenny and Sam.
I think this is--
635
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:25,673
Oh, and you're Larry.
Larry David.
636
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,840
Yeah, but you're supposed
to be at this table, yeah.
637
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:31,011
Listen, I heard about your
tooth plaque problem.
638
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,471
My what?
639
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:33,973
Your problem.
With your tooth plaque.
640
00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:35,849
No. I don't have a problem with plaque.
641
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:36,809
Where'd you get this from?
642
00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:38,102
Well, it's not important who said it.
643
00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:40,354
It's not important?
The hygienist?
644
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,814
Did she tell you? Huh?
645
00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:44,525
- I-I really...
- Who, Dr. Funkhouser?
646
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,276
Listen, I know about this
really great product
647
00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:47,528
that could help you out.
648
00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:48,904
I don't have a tooth plaque problem.
649
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,239
I floss probably more often
650
00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:51,740
than anybody in this room.
651
00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:54,660
- Good, you don't need to know.
- Just do me a favor, okay?
652
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,453
Don't mention this.
653
00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:58,288
Don't be so sensitive.
654
00:24:58,414 --> 00:24:59,540
It's not something I have...
655
00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,500
I didn't grow up dreaming of doing this.
656
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:02,960
{\an8}In fact, it's not something
I even thought about.
657
00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:04,128
{\an8}It's just something that I was good at.
658
00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:05,879
I kind of had the voice for it--
659
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:08,799
Well, if it isn't the old
reliable weatherman.
660
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,968
Hey, Larry, where's your cane?
661
00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:14,430
- Back's all better. Yeah.
- Good, good. Yeah, nice.
662
00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:17,057
So, you called
Marty Funkhouser
663
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:19,893
specifically told him not
to give me the tip?
664
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:22,271
Yeah, exactly what I did.
665
00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:25,232
I got a little tip for you, weatherman.
666
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,358
- Okay?
- Okay.
667
00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:28,234
Expect to find a little company tomorrow
668
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:29,820
when you're on the golf course.
I heard your little
669
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:31,363
bullshit report last night.
670
00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:32,906
- Lar? Bring a raincoat.
- Yeah?
671
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,657
It's gonna thundershower
all day tomorrow.
672
00:25:34,782 --> 00:25:36,201
- Oh, I'm really worried.
- You won't see me out there.
673
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:37,869
- Yeah, really, it's gonna.
- Yeah, yeah.
674
00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:39,705
- Bring a slicker.
- It's not gonna work.
675
00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:41,665
It's not gonna work tomorrow, buddy.
676
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:42,833
Good to see your back's better.
677
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,126
[Larry] Yeah.
678
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:47,212
Well, this is a great
day, as you all know
679
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:49,423
here at
Rolling Valley Country Club.
680
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:52,551
Thirty-five years ago to this date
681
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:56,263
my father Leo Funkhouser
...joined this club.
682
00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,099
And at the time, we were the first
683
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,809
and only Jewish family.
684
00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:03,353
And today we still are,
but we love this place.
685
00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:09,109
It's great to see all your faces here.
686
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:12,654
[Marty] And this is a very special
day for all of us, you know?
687
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:16,657
It's not often that a son
gets to honor his father
688
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:20,119
in front of his friends.
It's usually after the fact.
689
00:26:20,244 --> 00:26:22,830
And I'm so proud of my dad, and
he's meant so much to me.
690
00:26:22,955 --> 00:26:26,085
{\an8}When we were little and I was a baby...
691
00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:28,629
Look at this!
692
00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,506
Look at that!
693
00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:32,508
I... That's it, that's
the end of the jacket.
694
00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:35,427
[Marty] When I was three-years-old
he couldn't do it anymore
695
00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:36,720
"cause I was taller than he was.'
696
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:40,307
[Marty] Well, what a great day.
697
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,309
There's not a lot I can say.
698
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:46,021
Leo, right now, as you
all know has retired.
699
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,981
My mom couldn't be here
tonight, of course.
700
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:50,484
She passed away ten years ago.
701
00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:58,282
Excuse me. Excuse me.
702
00:26:58,407 --> 00:26:59,618
Could you keep it down a little bit?
703
00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:01,036
'Cause it's very...
It's loud.
704
00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,579
I have to translate for my husband.
705
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,289
- He doesn't understand.
- I understand.
706
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:07,042
But you'll have to... Just...
Be a little quieter, that's all.
707
00:27:08,292 --> 00:27:10,420
Yeah, drink your tea or
coffee whatever you said.
708
00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:12,172
- My husband said, "Be quiet".
- I'm just trying to hear what...
709
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:14,133
I'm trying to hear what
your cousin has to say.
710
00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:18,720
Yeah, shut your mouth.
You can see your plaque.
711
00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:21,557
What did he say? Shut my mouth?
I don't have any plaque.
712
00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:22,975
You tell him I don't
have any plaque, okay?
713
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:24,059
Shh!
714
00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:27,436
Yeah, you have full
mouth, full of plaque.
715
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:28,897
Oh, yeah?
At least I don't hide
716
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:30,523
my baldness with a yarmulke.
717
00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:35,904
He has more hair than you do.
718
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:37,446
I'll bet you got nothing under that.
719
00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:39,867
He'll show it to you if
you'll show him glasses.
720
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,368
Tell him he don't touch my glasses.
721
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,496
- Give your glasses!
- Don't you touch those!
722
00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:46,623
[Cheryl] Larry, okay. Larry!
723
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:51,295
Ow, I hurt my back again.
724
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,380
Let's bring the roof down for my father
725
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:54,798
Leo Funkhouser...
726
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,100
Larry, get up.
727
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,394
I can't.
I hurt my back.
728
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,605
- Stand up.
- I can't.
729
00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:13,025
I hurt my back!
730
00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:15,027
- Larry, get up!
- My back hurts!
731
00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:17,654
Stand up, up, up!
732
00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:19,573
{\an8}Cheryl, I can't.
733
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,951
- Stand up!
- Larry! Come on!
734
00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:24,077
I can't.
735
00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:27,330
I hurt my back.
736
00:28:27,455 --> 00:28:29,082
I hurt my back!
737
00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:33,420
- Get up!
- Stand up!
738
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,005
Get up! Get up!
739
00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:41,678
It had to freaking rain.
740
00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:44,056
It had to freaking rain!
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