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You know, you should get one
of these cordless vacuums!
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Hey, Mikey boy!
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- What?
- What?
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- I'm talking.
- Yeah?
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Sorry, I was just listening to music.
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You know what, you better get yourself
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a new girlfriend, alright?
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'Cause-'cause this isn't gonna
last that much longer.
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Yeah, well, whose fault is it
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that I don't have a
girlfriend anymore, Larry?
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Hey, I did you a favor, the problem is
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it's hard to even fix you up.
You're so particular.
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I would like to be with
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an attractive woman, yes.
What guy wouldn't?
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Not only does she have
to be good-looking
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but she has to, but she's
going out with a blind man.
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- So?
- Well, she has to...
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She has to wait on hand and foot.
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So? What matters to women...
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Is what's on the inside of a fella.
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Okay, first of all, you've got nothing
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inside of you, okay?
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Let me just make that clear.
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You are the most superficial
man I've ever met
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b-blind or sighted, okay--
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Be that as it may, it's just not fair
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that people get to see her and I don't.
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So you're saying it's not
fair that everybody knows
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what she looks like except you?
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Right. It's not fair.
Did you get the corners?
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Alright, well you know what I'll do?
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I'm-I'm gonna keep my
eyes and ears open.
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Maybe there's someone
I can fix you up with.
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"I am Max Bialystock,
first producer ever
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"to do summer stock in the winter.
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"You've all heard of
theater-in-the-round.
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You're looking at the man
who invented theater--"
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Argh! Argh!
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What?
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There he is. Honey, right here.
He's right here.
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I still can't see out of this side.
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- Hey.
- Hi, Larry
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- Hi, Christine, hey.
- Good to see you.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, thanks...
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- For comin' to get me.
- Yeah, come on in.
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- I got severe tire damage.
- That sucks.
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- Yeah.
- You know those signs?
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- It's true.
- Awful, awful.
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Wait, hang on a second.
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- You got it?
- No.
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Wait, just stop. Stop.
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No no, no, stop.
Don't do anyth--
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- I'm not doing anything.
- You gotta just stop.
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Okay, now.
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Okay.
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- Oh, man.
- You okay?
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Yeah, my car, the gate
crashed right down on it.
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We're just taking
Christine to yoga class
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and then we'll go to rehearsal, okay?
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- Oh, okay, yo-yogurt.
- Hm?
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Is that a prefix, you think, "yo"?
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Yo-ga, yo-Gurt.
Think that's related?
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Gurt, ga?
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They're both healthy things.
Yogurt, yoga.
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- I don't think so. No.
- You think it's a prefix?
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[Larry] Hey,
I thought of some more yo's.
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- Yodel. Have you ever yodeled?
- Bye, honey.
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- Larry, great seeing you.
- Bye, Christine.
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- Bye, guys.
- How about...
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How 'bout... What's-his-name?
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- From the movie, uh...
- She can't hear you.
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- Why don't you come up front?
- Eh, I'm okay.
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Come on up front.
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- I'm good. I'm good.
- Are you serious?
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Yeah, why What's the difference?
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Larry, I'm not gonna drive
you around like I'm
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your chauffeur, get in the
fucking front seat--
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Ben, you're not driving me around
like you're my chauffeur.
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We're two minutes from-from
the rehearsal hall.
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You know, what kind of
person asks another person
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to drive them around like this?
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This kind of mentality is what's--
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What kind of person is so insecure
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that they have to make somebody
move into the front seat
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so they don't think that they're
driving somebody around?
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No, the kind of person
that's so insecure
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that needs to be driven
around in the back seat.
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It has nothing to do with
me being drive around.
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Why do I have to leave my seat,
go into the front seat--
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Because I asked you to sit
in the front seat of my car
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and it's my car and if it's my
car, I make the rules, okay?
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Oh, you're making the rules?
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We would have already
been there already.
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- Yes, very good.
- Oh, you can't drive with--
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Yeah, you're such a baby.
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You're a-a grown-man baby.
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Are you saying I'm a man-child?
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I'm saying you're a little baby.
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And you know what, little
baby wants a ride?
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- We'll give little baby a ride.
- You know what?
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- Little baby wants to walk.
- No, no, little baby--
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- Little baby's gonna walk.
- No, you know what?
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I should have brought my
little baby seat for my--
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- Little baby's gonna--
- No, Mr. David, where to now?
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Where to now, Mr. David?
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Oh, I didn't read the rules
getting into the car.
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- Here we go, driving Mr. Larry.
- Hey, take it easy, man.
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- You're the baby, Larry.
- Oh, I'm the baby?
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- Yeah, you're the baby.
- 'Cause I wanna take a poll...
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- That makes me a baby?
- No!
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No, you know what makes you a baby?
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The fact that you're a big, stupid baby!
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Oh, I'm a big, stupid,
look at this thing
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you're walking around with.
A big sack on your back.
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It's my knapsack!
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♪ They were helpless ♪
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♪ They were hopeless ♪
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♪ And then along came Bialy ♪
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Good morning!
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- Hey, by the way...
- Hey, by the way.
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Your-your little cousin
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finished all the
Grape Nuts this morning.
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You know what, he's a guest in
our house, we should just...
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How much longer, by the way?
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I don't know, three or four days.
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I don't know.
We'll see, we'll see.
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Alright. Hey, if it's okay with
you, I'm taking your car today.
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I got a meeting with Mel Brooks.
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- Oh, okay.
- Okay?
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And you know what I'm thinking?
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Maybe while you're out,
you could get it washed.
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It looks pretty clean, by the way.
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- Do you mind?
- But it's totally clean.
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- Good morning.
- Morning.
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- Hey.
- I got to show you something.
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- A card trick.
- Oh, a card trick. Okay.
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Okay, you see this deck?
One deck.
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Now you have to tell me when to stop.
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- Stop.
- Now this...
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♪ Whoo doo-doo ♪♪
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- ...is your card.
- Okay. Okay.
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I'd like you to shuffle this, please.
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- Alright.
- And efficiently.
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- And any way possible.
- Yeah. Okay, fine.
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It's all shuffled.
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Okay, and...
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This is your card.
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- Wow!
- Yeah.
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How'd you do that?
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I'm sorry,
I can't tell you.
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Sorry.
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Come on, Stewart, how'd
you do the trick?
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No, no, magicians don't tell
people how they do their tricks.
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Yeah, well, you're not
really a magician.
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Oh, yeah, I am.
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Well, 'cause you do one trick,
that makes you a magician?
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Did I trick you?
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Were you a magician before you
knew how to do that trick?
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- Mmm, not really.
- Well...
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Who taught you how to do the trick?
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- A magician.
- Okay.
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- So you weren't a magician.
- Mm-hmm.
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A magician taught you how
to do the trick, right?
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- Yeah.
- Okay, so I'm not a magician.
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Now you're a magician, so
you teach me how to do it.
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I can't, just 'cause you said I
am a magician I can't teach you.
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You didn't know that trick
before the magician
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taught it to you, right?
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So why did the magician tell you?
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He can tell that I'm a magician.
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Well, you can tell that I'm a magician.
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But I'm a magician, just
naturally a magician.
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That's what you're saying. I'm
saying I'm naturally a magician.
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{\an8}But you don't know any tricks.
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And you're just not.
I mean...
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See, because I'm a magician
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if you were naturally a magician
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I'd feel that you were
naturally a magician.
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Are you gonna tell me this trick?
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No.
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{\an8}- Magicians don't reveal the--
- Fine, I gotta go.
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You guys are a lot alike.
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Yeah, except he's not a magician.
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Hey let me ask you something.
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You going to that
Halloween party?
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Of course.
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- You are?
- Yeah, we're taking you.
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- You gonna wear a costume?
- Of course!
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I'm wearing a costume.
It's a Halloween party.
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I'm not gonna wear a costume!
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Oh, I almost didn't tell you.
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So last night
at about 11:30
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I go to the bathroom to, uh, you know.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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You got the energy for that
at 11:30--
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I always have the energy, yeah.
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- Kain ein horeh.
- Kain ein horeh.
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So I'm thinking about uh,
Jenna Jameson, you know and--
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- Who's she?
- A porn star, way hot.
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And, um, all of a sudden, she pops out.
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You know who pops in?
You're not gonna believe this.
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Cheryl.
Can you believe that?
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- My wife?
- Cheryl, yeah.
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What do you mean?
You used--
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Yeah, she was there.
I-I couldn't believe it.
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You know, I just...
Boom, she was there.
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You can't control who pops in.
She pops in.
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She pops in? Well, why
didn't you pop her out?
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I tried popping her out.
She wouldn't pop out.
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- What, she insisted on staying?
- Not exactly.
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"I want to be here with you, Jeff"?
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I couldn't pop her out,
I'm not in control of it.
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Besides, my bench is kind of thin.
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I don't really have a
lot going on there.
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Oh, your bench is thin?
What, is she on your team now?
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No, she's not on my team.
She popped in.
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What the hell are you using my wife for?
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- I thought you'd be flattered.
- Flattered?
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- I'm fucking nauseous.
- Nauseous?
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- Why are you being nauseous?
- Ugh! Ugh!
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You, my wife... I-I just
don't like the whole idea.
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- It didn't really happen.
- I know, but it feels...
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But you did in your mind.
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- Okay.
- Alright.
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- Do me a favor, okay?
- What?
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I don't want you using my
wife anymore for that, okay?
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I'll never intentionally
use your wife for--
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What do you mean intentionally?
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You can't control who pops in!
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Yeah? Okay, next time she pops in...
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Pick your pants up and
get out of the room.
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Hello.
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- How you doing?
- Very well, thank you.
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Good. How's the adoption coming, good?
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Uh, yes, it's-it's going
very well. Thank you.
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Great, great, great.
Wait till you get the kid.
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It's gonna change your whole life.
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"Get the kid"?
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{\an8}Mel will be with you in just a second.
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{\an8}- You can go on back.
- Okay.
241
00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:48,088
How are you doing?
242
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,843
You're carrying on like it's a funeral.
243
00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:55,553
That's what it is to me.
244
00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,304
- It's a decision!
- Hey!
245
00:09:57,429 --> 00:10:02,352
Hey! Larry, Jeff, come in, come
in. Close the door, please.
246
00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:05,313
Do you have any complaints?
I mean, how's it going for you?
247
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:09,275
I've got one tiny thing,
just one small issue.
248
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,654
I'm not happy with the toilet
paper in the rehearsal hall.
249
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:16,074
You're gonna get the softest,
most beautiful toilet paper.
250
00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:17,242
{\an8}You'll be so happy, you'll be
251
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,910
{\an8}hanging around the toilet every day.
252
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:21,078
{\an8}- You'll get me the softer rol--
- You got it!
253
00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:23,540
{\an8}Mel, can we get to why you
asked Larry to come here?
254
00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:27,502
Oh, yeah, we have a little
problem. Yeah, right.
255
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,964
Ben Stiller is gone.
256
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,258
He is history.
He has left us.
257
00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:37,136
He came to me and said, "It's either me
258
00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:39,514
or Larry David.
Make up your mind."
259
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,809
You know, I went right,
pfft, Larry David.
260
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,018
Stiller out.
261
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,395
He complained about some things.
262
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,605
- I don't know, minor stuff.
- You're kidding.
263
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,440
No, we're not.
Ben Stiller quit.
264
00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,359
You wouldn't sit in the front of a car?
265
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,278
{\an8}You couldn't move into
the front of the car?
266
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,821
{\an8}I mean, I have to move up to...
267
00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,823
{\an8}We were two minutes away
from where we were going.
268
00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:59,033
They were two minutes away
from where they were going!
269
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,827
At Ben Stiller's birthday party...
270
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,246
- You didn't bring a present.
- He said no gifts.
271
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:06,166
They always say no gift, but
everybody brings a gift.
272
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:09,294
Oh, so you're at the
show, you won't shake his hand.
273
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,879
{\an8}I happen to have a small phobia
274
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,590
{\an8}about shaking people's hands who
have snot on it. That's all--
275
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:15,550
{\an8}- Can you blame him?
- A small little phobia.
276
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,677
And at the party, everybody
sang "Happy Birthday" but you.
277
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,053
I don't like the "Happy
Birthday" song.
278
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,597
I don't sing the "Happy Birthday" song.
279
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,599
- He never sings the--
- I don't like it either!
280
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,225
I hate the "Happy Birthday" song.
281
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,394
It's a trite, cliche song.
I hate it.
282
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,229
Did you hear this thing with
the shish kabob, okay?
283
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,523
You know about that?
That's painful.
284
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,482
He's-he's stroking showing a stroke.
285
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,319
{\an8}- It was an accident!
- Right into the kid's eyes!
286
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:35,528
By the way, can I say something?
287
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:36,654
- Can I say something?
- Please.
288
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,489
- Mel.
- Mm-hmm.
289
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,033
Blessing in disguise. Okay.
290
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,827
He's a wonderful actor.
He's a fantastic actor.
291
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,953
I don't think he belongs in
musical comedy, frankly.
292
00:11:45,078 --> 00:11:47,165
It's gonna work out, it's gonna be fine.
293
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,541
Everything will work out beautifully.
294
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:49,833
- Alright.
- Alright.
295
00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:52,420
So, uh, so you'll work on
the toilet paper thing?
296
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,631
Done, done. Pink, pink, blue,
soft... Anything you want.
297
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:57,842
- You got it. I love you.
- Blue. I don't know about blue.
298
00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:02,222
Listen, you know, uh, don't
worry about, uh, Ben Stiller.
299
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,849
I-in my mind, I've got a
couple of wonderful people.
300
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,143
And-and, you know, what
do you think of, uh...
301
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,770
Do you know David Schwimmer?
302
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,230
Sure, yeah, the guy
from "Friends," yeah.
303
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:11,898
Well, think about that guy.
That about that.
304
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:14,859
He can move well, moves
well, sings well.
305
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,153
A-and we'd save a little
money on the marquee.
306
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,529
"Larry David Schwimmer," get it?
307
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:19,989
Okay, okay, bad jok--
308
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,866
I think that's a good idea.
I like that.
309
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,409
- Yeah, think about it.
- Bye, fellas, thank you.
310
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,578
- Okay, good to see you.
- Bye-bye.
311
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,413
God bless.
Keep up the good work.
312
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:30,792
Mel, Mel, you're making
a terrible mistake.
313
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,544
I'm telling you, there's
something wrong with this guy!
314
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,004
He's mentally challenged.
315
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:38,383
There is something about
this middle-aged bald guy
316
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:39,801
that is thrilling!
317
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,314
- Come on!
- We got one.
318
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,732
Yeah, good, good.
Alright.
319
00:12:55,857 --> 00:12:57,944
- Ten dollars.
- Ten dollars.
320
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,530
- Okay.
- For the Langley Center.
321
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:03,825
It's a charity and it's
where, um, we all belong.
322
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,952
- Okay.
- Ten dollars.
323
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,495
- Here you go.
- Ten dollars.
324
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:11,249
Everybody's seeing I'm putting
it in my pocket, okay?
325
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:14,085
Nothing's coming off this.
Jesus.
326
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,213
Yeah, break out a clean...
327
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,636
Your foot's wet and you're on the seat.
328
00:13:24,761 --> 00:13:26,931
- Oh, sorry. Sorry.
- You're on the seat.
329
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:34,272
Could you close the door? 'Cause
he's spraying it all inside.
330
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,485
It looks pretty clean in here.
331
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,738
- Aw it's dusty.
- You're making a mess.
332
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:44,866
You're making it a bigger
mess than it was.
333
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,828
- I think it's okay now.
- No.
334
00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:51,247
It ain't looking like it's supposed to.
335
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,874
I guess I'll get going now.
That's okay.
336
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,250
No, no, I can get it.
337
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,044
Just give me, like, one
more minute, okay?
338
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,184
Fuck!
339
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,900
Well, guess what?
I'm out of gas.
340
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,735
You left no gas in the car.
341
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,528
How do you drive around like that?
342
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,323
I don't know.
343
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,116
And I'm nowhere near a gas station.
344
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,493
I gotta pee so bad.
345
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,579
You know what?
You just...
346
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,539
Where's-where's my sun block?
347
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,792
I'll bet you those guys
took my sun block.
348
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,085
I was at a gas station. Yeah...
349
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,878
No, 'cause I got your car washed.
350
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,297
You know what,
I-I-I can't even talk.
351
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:45,176
I-I gotta, I have to go to the
bathroom so bad, I'm dying.
352
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,719
Alright, good-bye.
353
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:15,206
Hi, sir, I'm so sorry to bother you.
354
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,249
I know this is gonna
sound a little crazy
355
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,376
but my car ran out of gas
356
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:22,046
and I-I need to use a bathroom.
357
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,048
- Is it possible just--
- No!
358
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,643
Would it be possible? I can
just get in for two minutes--
359
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:36,978
Why would I let a stranger in my house?
360
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,521
I'm not, you know, not
really a stranger.
361
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,189
I did the "Seinfeld" show,
I've done--
362
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,030
Hello, how are you?
363
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,992
{\an8}You know, I was driving by
and I couldn't help but...
364
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,166
I beg you.
365
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,751
I'd like to make an offer on your house.
366
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:03,254
{\an8}10 bucks for a pee.
367
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,138
Oh, my god.
368
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,724
May I help you?
369
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,267
My car is out of gas
370
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,895
and I'm just desperate
to use a bathroom.
371
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,146
Come in. Please, come in.
372
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:21,647
Be my invited guest. Come in.
373
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,691
- You're kidding?
- Please, come in.
374
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,234
- Please do come in.
- Oh, my god.
375
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,738
Shoo, whoa!
376
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:29,739
Whoo!
377
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:32,241
Refreshed?
378
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,910
That was so nice of you to do that.
379
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,411
And can I just say something?
380
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:36,746
If you're ever in my neighborhood
381
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,623
and you need to use a
toilet, I'm your guy.
382
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,750
Oh, okay,
I will remember this.
383
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:41,709
Alright.
384
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,212
Is there anything else
I can do for you?
385
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,547
- I hate to impose again.
- No, no, no.
386
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:47,965
You just did me an enormous favor.
387
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,051
You got room for another one, actually?
388
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,428
- I am very curious. Please.
- Really?
389
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,223
I need to get gas for my car.
390
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,767
I have... I've got to walk
somewhere to a station--
391
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,101
- Gas?
- Gasoline.
392
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,020
I have a refinery in the back.
393
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,022
I'm joking!
394
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,107
I would be pleased to
take you to get gas!
395
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,401
That is unbelievable.
My wife left me with no gas.
396
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,737
- She does it all the time.
- Oh, you are married.
397
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,571
- Yes.
- That's a disappointment.
398
00:17:11,696 --> 00:17:13,907
I thought maybe
I'd finally met someone.
399
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:15,451
You don't have a man in your life?
400
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,494
- I don't.
- Yeah.
401
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:17,744
We're a very superficial people.
402
00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:19,664
We like to know what women look like
403
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,416
so it's gonna be tough
for you when the...
404
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,837
- Hmm.
- What? What is it?
405
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,923
I think I've got a guy for you.
406
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,092
- A blind date?
- Literally.
407
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,760
Alright, look,
I'll tell you what.
408
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,887
You'll take me, we'll go get some gas.
409
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:35,930
- Okay? Alright.
- Of course.
410
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,265
And I'll tell you all about him.
411
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,267
I cannot wait.
412
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,936
- Hey, Haboos.
- Yeah?
413
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:44,730
- You hungry?
- Yeah.
414
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,566
I've worked up a little appetite.
415
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,234
Yeah, want to get a little lunch?
416
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,361
Why not?
417
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,363
You ever had delicatessen?
418
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,950
So the dog digs up a bra.
That is really too much.
419
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,952
Oh, Larry, that's funny.
420
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,204
- You like that?
- Yeah.
421
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,999
Oh, this place is beautiful.
422
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,251
[Larry] Hey, it's the
guys from the car wash.
423
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,171
- Hey, guys.
- Hello.
424
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,631
- Hello.
- Remember me?
425
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,550
Yeah, the guy with the really clean car.
426
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,594
- Yeah, yeah.
- The blue car.
427
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,013
Yeah, you guys did quite
a good job on that car.
428
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,681
- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome.
429
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,474
No problem.
We had fun cleaning it.
430
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,685
- How did you do today?
- Pretty good.
431
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,936
- Yeah?
- Uh-huh, we did good today.
432
00:18:25,061 --> 00:18:26,230
You did?
How much money did you make?
433
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,190
We made $100. We had 10 cars.
434
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:31,109
Wow, pretty good.
Congratulations.
435
00:18:31,234 --> 00:18:33,571
- Yeah, that's good.
- Good, good.
436
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:35,656
Hey, guys, let me ask you a question.
437
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,367
Did you happen to see any sunblock
438
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,869
on the passenger seat in my car?
439
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,496
- I don't know.
- I didn't see any.
440
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,748
[Larry] You didn't see any?
441
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:46,417
Never saw any sunblock at all.
442
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,836
- Is that right?
- No, no, no.
443
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,297
No? Huh? Didn't see any?
444
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:52,715
- I didn't see nothing.
- No?
445
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,215
- No.
- I'll tell you why I asked.
446
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:57,511
Because there was some
sunblock when I drove in--
447
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,890
- No, there wasn't.
- No, the sunblock was missing.
448
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,433
That's all I know.
449
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,518
Yeah, I don't...
No, I didn't know that.
450
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,480
I guess it's missing.
Who knows? Who knows?
451
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:08,898
Yeah.
452
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,733
We know nothing about sunblock.
453
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:11,984
Okay, I was just...
454
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,779
You wanna sit down and
have some food with us?
455
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,906
- It's really good.
- Sure, okay.
456
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,866
This is my friend Haboos.
I'm Larry.
457
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,577
- Hello.
- Hello, Haboos.
458
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:22,787
I'm Stanley.
459
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,664
Now weren't there, um
460
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,082
weren't there four of you?
461
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:29,752
- Uh, no, not recently.
- No.
462
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:30,753
Not recently.
463
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:31,796
No, at the car wash
464
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:32,922
there were four of you.
465
00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,715
No... Oh, you mean the guy
466
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,509
that was holding the card, no.
467
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,219
- There was four.
- Yeah, but...
468
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,221
- He must have gone home.
- He must have gone home.
469
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,263
- He must have gone home?
- Or anywhere.
470
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,766
You don't know if he went home or not?
471
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,810
I don't... He said he was gonna go home.
472
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:48,311
He might have gone home, to
go get ready for something.
473
00:19:48,436 --> 00:19:50,272
- I don't know what.
- I don't know.
474
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,900
Huh, alright.
475
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,988
[Larry] I think we know what
happened to the sunblock.
476
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,616
- We lied!
- Yeah, we lied to you!
477
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,244
It's really good, the tuna salad.
478
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,330
It's good?
You want some, Haboos?
479
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,833
- No, no, no. Oh, my God!
- Oh.
480
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,917
What, the tuna?
Tuna fish got on your lap.
481
00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:12,628
What are you gonna do about it now?
482
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:13,796
I don't mind.
483
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,214
I'm gonna get this dry-cleaned for you.
484
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,465
I can't do that, Larry.
485
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,800
I'm gonna get it dry-cleaned for you.
486
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,511
- No I don't mind.
- No. Haboos...
487
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,180
I insist. I'm gonna
dry-clean it for you.
488
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,015
- Okay, Larry. Okay.
- Alright.
489
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,684
[Larry] Eh, I'm so sorry.
490
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,269
Hey, I've got a good joke.
491
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:31,021
An Arab, a Jew, and an Asian fellow...
492
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,359
...walk into a bar, okay?
493
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,237
I didn't tell the joke yet!
494
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:39,739
Wait till I tell the joke.
495
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:40,656
I'm getting a corned beef on rye.
496
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:41,782
Oh, yeah.
497
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,117
- A vino, a nice vino.
- Me too.
498
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,535
- Yeah.
- We'll have the same thing.
499
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:45,703
Say it again! Say it again!
500
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,872
Say it again.
501
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,623
[Larry] Buy it with your money!
502
00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:06,640
[Michael] So what's her name?
503
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,559
- Haboos.
- Hello, Haboos!
504
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,353
I mean it's quite amazing
when you think about it.
505
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,022
Nobody knows what she looks like, okay?
506
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:15,483
- Yeah!
- Nobody! It's great.
507
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,193
Everybody's in the same boat as you.
508
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,278
You have leveled the playing
field for me, Larry.
509
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:22,573
Nobody will ever know
what she looks like.
510
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:25,826
- Everybody's blind now, yes.
- That's exactly what it is.
511
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:29,663
What an idea!
That's just great! Thank you.
512
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:30,915
Just kind of fell in my lap.
513
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,333
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
514
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,834
- When can we do this?
- It just goes to show.
515
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:34,919
If you gotta pee someplace
516
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,045
knock on a door.
517
00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:37,379
You never know what could happen.
518
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,006
I'm intrigued. Let's do it.
519
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,590
By the way, you know,
I have to go with you.
520
00:21:40,715 --> 00:21:43,552
- Like as a chaperon thing.
- What?
521
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:46,347
I'm sorry.
They require a chaperon.
522
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:47,431
- A chaperon.
- Alright, good.
523
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:48,641
So I'm gonna call her.
524
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:50,184
You know, there's no downside here.
525
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,436
Really, there's none, it's perfect.
526
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,438
It's perfect. Call her up.
527
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,357
She's quite a Muslim.
528
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:01,946
{\an8}Okay, tell me when to stop.
529
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,449
Stop.
530
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,077
Why do you do it so fast?
531
00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:09,703
Well, actually you were too fast.
532
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,247
- Really? Oh, I was too fast?
- Yeah.
533
00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:12,289
Maybe I'm just not stopping
534
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,833
where you want me to stop.
535
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:14,834
- No.
- Yeah.
536
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,210
- No, really, no.
- I think so.
537
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,796
I think I got a little something here.
538
00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,840
You're stopping on the card
539
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,133
you know where the card is,
and that's when I say stop
540
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,219
that's the trick, right?
541
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,471
- No. No.
- Is that the trick?
542
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:30,224
It's not. This is your card.
543
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,936
Okay. Ahem.
544
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,696
You listen to me, Superman...
545
00:22:45,446 --> 00:22:46,574
...I want that trick.
546
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,909
No can do.
547
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:52,371
I apologize.
I just can't do anything.
548
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:54,164
You're not a magician.
549
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:55,916
You're not a magician either, Stewart.
550
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:56,876
Yeah, I am.
551
00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:58,167
- No you're not.
- Mm-hmm.
552
00:22:58,294 --> 00:22:59,044
'Cause you know one trick
553
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:00,546
that makes you a magician?
554
00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:03,132
That's not a magician.
One trick's not a magician.
555
00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:04,967
Yeah, it is.
556
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,056
You going trick or treating tonight?
557
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,683
Mm-hmm.
558
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:17,146
I'm taking half that candy.
Don't you say a word to her.
559
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,315
You put it in the pantry,
560
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,816
I'll divide it up.
561
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,984
Understand?
562
00:23:23,109 --> 00:23:25,696
- Okay. Yeah.
- Okay?
563
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,907
Now, listen, I've got some friends
coming over this weekend
564
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:30,701
to watch the ballgame,
so be nice to them.
565
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,829
- capisce?
- capisce.
566
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:35,830
[Cheryl] Larry?
567
00:23:35,955 --> 00:23:37,625
Coming, honey!
568
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:39,877
Is that leather or Pleather?
569
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,795
[Susie] Vinyl, and it's hot as hell.
570
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,672
I'm sweating like a...
571
00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:46,133
- Well, you look good.
- Lar.
572
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,844
- Look at this!
- Happy Halloween.
573
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:50,638
- What do you think?
- Oh, my god.
574
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:54,475
- Huh, is this great?
- Doesn't she look great?
575
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,478
Look at Andy Devine over here.
576
00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:59,313
Yes, I am, Sheriff!
577
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,775
- Now you look hot.
- Thank you, Susie.
578
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:06,070
[Susie] What are you wearing?
What is this, no outfit, no costume?
579
00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:08,489
- No.
- Okay, you know what?
580
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:09,782
What?
581
00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:11,157
I want you to change your costume.
582
00:24:11,282 --> 00:24:12,409
- What?
- I don't like that costume.
583
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,536
- Why?
- I have my reasons.
584
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:15,871
- You got another costume?
- Why?
585
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:17,289
[Susie] Larry, that costume is gorgeous.
586
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:18,624
- You're wrong.
- Thank you.
587
00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:20,960
I've spent an hour
getting ready for this.
588
00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:22,711
I don't have anything else to wear.
589
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:25,839
Not so. Excuse me.
I've got just the thing.
590
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,425
No, you have the figure for
that, and nobody else--
591
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,052
You know what, I have the
figure for that also.
592
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,179
- Ha, in your dreams.
- Haboos's burka.
593
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,098
Just back from the dry-cleaners.
594
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:36,558
You're going as an
Islamic fundamentalist.
595
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:45,442
It's hot in this thing.
596
00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:50,990
What the fuck? Hey, Osama!
597
00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:53,742
Go back to your own fucking country.
598
00:25:06,964 --> 00:25:08,090
Okay, you ready?
599
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:09,174
Yeah, I'm a little nervous
600
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:11,176
but let's give it a shot.
601
00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:13,137
I'm a little concerned
about the weather.
602
00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:15,388
I got an umbrella. It's alright.
603
00:25:15,513 --> 00:25:17,516
- Okay.
- Okay.
604
00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:19,893
Just be casual.
605
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:22,104
- Hello.
- Haboos, hello.
606
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,355
- Larry.
- Hi.
607
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,107
- Michael?
- This is Michael.
608
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:28,569
- Michael! You're beautiful.
- I am indeed.
609
00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:30,320
- Oh.
- Look at this man.
610
00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:31,696
He's like your brother.
611
00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:33,282
He's a bald brother, a bald brother.
612
00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:34,742
I don't believe this.
613
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,035
I've heard so much about you.
614
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,412
Larry has just sort of
praised you to the skies.
615
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,580
I've been raving.
616
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:42,291
Oh, well, I have so few dates
617
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:46,170
and tonight I have a date
with two handsome men.
618
00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:48,797
- Look, I got your dry-cleaning.
- Oh, Larry, you remembered.
619
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:51,467
- Oh, thank you so much.
- Fixed your cloak.
620
00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:52,885
I got the stains out of the cloak.
621
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:54,386
Oh, thank you so much, Larry.
Thank you.
622
00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:56,263
And your hood and the whole outfit.
623
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,724
- I like the way she talks.
- Didn't I tell you?
624
00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:01,518
- It's kind of a sexy thing.
- Didn't I tell you?
625
00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:03,270
This is wonderful!
626
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,189
So what shall we do?
What shall we do?
627
00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:08,358
Oh, jeez, um, whatever you like, Haboos.
628
00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:10,069
What about a walk
629
00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:14,531
or something, uh, romantic, uh...
630
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,407
Well, you got the drizzles.
It's drizzling.
631
00:26:16,532 --> 00:26:18,368
Yeah, I think it's about to come down.
632
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:19,869
I don't mind. I don't mind.
633
00:26:19,994 --> 00:26:21,121
- No?
- You don't mind.
634
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:22,372
You got a hood on.
What do you care?
635
00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:23,874
You know what,
I got an umbrella.
636
00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:25,375
If you wanna take a walk,
we can take a walk.
637
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,002
It's like Daredevil.
You're like Daredevil.
638
00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:30,130
Can't get this thing.
639
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:33,509
Oh!
640
00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:34,468
What?
641
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,303
- My veil!
- Ugh!
642
00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:46,146
Ooh.
643
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,315
Not so hot, huh?
644
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,734
No, not so hot.
645
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:52,945
Well... Ahem.
646
00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:57,491
- Thanks for trying.
- Yeah.
647
00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:01,869
[Stewart] Please shuffle the deck.
648
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:11,755
Thank you.
649
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,799
And...
650
00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:16,009
...this should be your card.
651
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,595
Yeah, you peeked.
652
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,681
You bent it so you can peek at it.
653
00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:22,724
You looked at it from behind.
654
00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:24,017
How'd you know?
655
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:26,186
Anyone can figure that out.
656
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:28,105
- Uh where's Larry?
- I don't know.
657
00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:29,898
The game's about to start.
658
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:31,859
Well, he's probably in the bathroom.
659
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,927
[Cady] Larry David.
660
00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:12,023
Why don't you close the door?
661
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:17,321
Well, we have some time before the show.
662
00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:21,700
I'd like to give you your
tenth-anniversary present.
663
00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:31,752
What are you doing?
664
00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:33,670
Who invited you?
Get the hell out of here.
665
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:36,298
Look at you! You are sick!
666
00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:38,258
Where's the other one?
I want the other one. Get out!
667
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:40,010
I'm the only one here, baby.
668
00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:41,678
And now for the rest of your life
669
00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:44,223
you sick, four-eyed, pervert fuck
670
00:28:44,348 --> 00:28:48,101
you're gonna be fantasizing
about me in this outfit.
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