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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,730 Thank God you stopped. Okay, um... 2 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,732 I'm-I'm not even gonna get into what's wrong 3 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,234 with the actual choreography. 4 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:26,985 I'm gonna start with your shoes, okay? 5 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:29,488 I told you to get Capezio Jazz Oxfords. 6 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,198 - I will get those shoes today. - You're gonna get the shoes. 7 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:32,491 But you're also gonna get the steps 8 00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:34,034 so we're gonna break it down one more time 9 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,828 and just watch only my feet. 10 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:38,622 I've been doing this since I was seven. 11 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,792 My sounds are a little off 12 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,252 {\an8}'cause I don't really practice that much. 13 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,420 Uh, you know, why can't I... I can, I can do that. 14 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,548 But not the way you're doing it. I can go... 15 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:51,009 Why can't I just do that? 16 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:52,678 Because that's not the choreography! 17 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:55,973 - There you go. - Okay. I'm-I'm... 18 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,474 - I'm gonna think about this. - Y-you move your feet. 19 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,851 Nobody knows what the hell is going on down there. 20 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:02,521 - Uh, dancers know, dance afic-- - Just dancers. 21 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:06,358 - Hello? Morning, everybody. - Hey. 22 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:07,651 I'm Michael. 23 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:10,904 Yeah, Larry. 24 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,406 - Michael. - Nice to meet you. 25 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,284 You know what? 26 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:18,620 I helped you move three years ago. 27 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:19,997 Me and Richard Lewis. 28 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:21,581 You were standing on the street. 29 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:23,792 You were soliciting people for help. 30 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:27,296 Ah? Ah? 31 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:28,922 - You? - That was me. 32 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:30,882 Me and Richard Lewis. I'm seeing him for lunch later. 33 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:35,053 - Larry! Oh, my God! - Larry! Larry. 34 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:36,680 - That's amazing. - What are you... 35 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,307 - What are you doing here? - Small world-- 36 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,142 - Oh, I'm the rehearsal pianist. - Get out! 37 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,435 - Yeah. - You're kidding? 38 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,729 - We're gonna be working toge-- - That's fantastic. 39 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,856 This is my girlfriend Rhonda. 40 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:48,650 - Hello. Hi. - Hi, Larry. Nice to meet you. 41 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,486 Can you believe it? I hooked up with a model. 42 00:01:55,824 --> 00:02:00,162 - Boy, you lucked out. - Hey. Morning. Ben Stiller. 43 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,039 - Hey! - How's it going? 44 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:04,958 Ben, this is our... new pianist. 45 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,251 - Hi. - Michael. 46 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:07,794 - How do you do? - Ben Stiller. 47 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:10,047 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Michael. 48 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:12,049 - This is my girlfriend, Rhonda. - Hi. 49 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:13,800 - Hi, Ben. - Rhonda, nice to meet-- 50 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:16,011 Hands off. She's taken. 51 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,556 Hey, listen, I'm having a birthday party 52 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:20,849 on Saturday night, you guys 53 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,101 are all invited to come, please, alright? 54 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:24,770 - Fantastic. - Yeah, my birthday was, like... 55 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:26,772 Two weeks ago, but we're having the party this Saturday. 56 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,857 Well, thank you, I'd love to come. 57 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,776 Yeah, and no gifts, okay? No gifts. 58 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:32,235 How come you're having a party on Saturday 59 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:33,236 if it was two weeks ago? 60 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:34,529 'Cause Christine was out of town 61 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:35,864 we couldn't get it together and just 62 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,366 it worked out this Saturday. 63 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,534 So, why even have it all? Why not just forget it? 64 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,119 Wait till next year? You blew it, you know? 65 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:42,871 Yeah, I know, I wish we could've done it last week 66 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,538 but just we couldn't get it together, you should bring 67 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,458 bring Cheryl, you know? I mean, it'll still be fun. 68 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:49,127 Kind of reminds me a little bit of like President's Day. 69 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,004 It's not really the president's birthday. 70 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:52,673 It's some other day, you know? 71 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:54,341 What am I doing, you know? 72 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:56,718 - Right. - We're back, everyone. 73 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,720 Let's start at the top of the scene. 74 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,434 It's a total scam. He introduced her as a model. 75 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:07,395 She's like completely bullshitting this guy 76 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,689 'cause he's blind. 77 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:09,731 - By the way... - Yeah? 78 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,316 Thank you for coming to meet Kim. 79 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,360 I might've mentioned Kenny. He's old my friend in New York. 80 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:14,861 - Yeah, yeah, I know. - She just moved out here... 81 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:17,781 From the city, and, uh, this is his first daughter 82 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:19,491 and she calls me, like, Uncle Richard. 83 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:20,951 - I know her since she was born. - Really? 84 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:22,994 - Yeah, I'm like-- - That's fun, Uncle Richard. 85 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,538 Yeah, but the problem is, she's an actress 86 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:26,206 she's a singer, she's talented but she wants 87 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:27,874 wants to get her breasts enlarged 88 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:30,085 and it's gonna drive Kenny crazy. 89 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,712 - He doesn't know about it? - No. 90 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:33,130 - He's my old friend, and-- - Right. 91 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,757 I need you to help to talk her out of it. 92 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,259 Just like a breast intervention. 93 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,261 How-how am I supposed to bring this up? 94 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,846 Oh, that's okay. I'll think of something. 95 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:42,389 - That's alright. - You always think of something. 96 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:45,726 I-I don't know. Is everything else good in your life? 97 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,394 - Be honest with me. - Hmm? 98 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:49,479 For the first time in over a quarter of a century 99 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:52,774 tell me-tell me something that's really bugging you. 100 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,151 I have nothing to confide. 101 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:55,902 You have experienced a hell of a lot that you have-- 102 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:57,612 You've mentioned this to me a couple of times that I 103 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,364 that I don't confide in you, and I-I'm telling you 104 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:00,365 there's nothing to confide. 105 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:03,243 You haven't confided in me in your entire life. 106 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,327 - How could you say something-- - Hey! 107 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:06,913 - Hi! Uncle Richard! - Hey. 108 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:08,915 Look at you from top to bottom. 109 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,668 - What a doll, huh? - Oh, baby. Muah. Muah. 110 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,253 - This is my fake niece Kim. - So good to see you. 111 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:14,713 Larry David. Larry, Kim. 112 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,589 - It is so nice to meet you. - Hi. Am I supposed to get up? 113 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:18,633 I did sort of a half get-up there. 114 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,761 - It's fine. - For my niece, fake niece... 115 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:22,387 I think a full get-up would've, you know... 116 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:23,972 You know, it's the thought that counts. 117 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,224 Listen, you know, I hope, it's kind of weird 118 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:28,142 but I'd really love for you 119 00:04:28,267 --> 00:04:30,187 to take a look at my reel, if you wouldn't mind. 120 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:32,105 Uh, you know, I mean, I could take a look at it. 121 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:34,858 I'm not really... I'm not doing TV right now. 122 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,860 - That's fine, it's fine. - How you doing? 123 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,987 I'm doing really, really well. Thank you. How are you-- 124 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,822 - You look fabulous, by the way. - Oh, why thank you-- 125 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,700 So, that Anna Nicole Smith, she's got, uh... 126 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:45,952 ...some-some pair of knockers on her, huh? 127 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:51,541 They're not real though, are they? Huh? 128 00:04:57,755 --> 00:04:59,925 - Whoa. - Hey. 129 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,719 What's all, what's all that? Look at all his gifts. 130 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,095 I thought you said that we weren't supposed... 131 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:07,432 - ...to bring a present. - He said no gifts. 132 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:08,767 - I-I don't get it. - Hello. 133 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:10,060 - Hey! - Hi, guys. 134 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:11,436 - What's going on? - Let me ask you something. 135 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:12,687 Did you guys bring a gift to this thing? 136 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,648 - Yeah. - See, uh... 137 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,858 - He said no gifts. - Nobody means that. 138 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,735 - You took that seriously? - Of course I did. 139 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:19,945 - Look at all these. - I know. 140 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:21,363 Oh, what do you got there, chicken? 141 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:22,738 Oh, yeah, thank you. 142 00:05:22,863 --> 00:05:24,741 - Oh, no I'm fine, thank you. - No, thank you. 143 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:27,786 - You brought something, right? - No, I didn't bring anything. 144 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,371 He said no gifts, so I didn't bring anything. 145 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:30,664 Yeah, you're the only one. 146 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:32,499 You guys are making me look bad, you know that? 147 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:34,084 - Happy birthday! - Hi! 148 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:35,710 - Hey, thank you. - Hey, the birthday guy. 149 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,880 - Hey, happy birthday! - Thanks for making it, yeah. 150 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,424 - So it's the two of you, huh? - Oh, yeah. 151 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:43,593 - It's exciting, it's great. - That's right. 152 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,678 - Up on the boards together. - Yeah. 153 00:05:45,803 --> 00:05:48,223 - Yeah, figuring it out. - It's going great? 154 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,641 It's going, it's going. 155 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:50,934 I think it's going pretty good. 156 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:51,892 Yeah, it's going okay. 157 00:05:52,017 --> 00:05:53,353 What should I do with this thing? 158 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:54,813 I think a woman will come around. 159 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,023 - Just, you can put it on a ta-- - This is great. 160 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:58,525 Every time I get one of these, I wind up 161 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,193 holding it the whole night, you know? 162 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:01,987 It's a lot of dancing you guys have to do. 163 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:03,488 - Oh, man, oh, it is-- - I mean... 164 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:05,615 I keep seeing when Larry comes home... 165 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,993 Is he exhausted when he comes home? 166 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,452 - I'm so sore. - Not really. I'm not tired. 167 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:11,037 You gotta work on it. You gotta work on it... 168 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:12,414 When you're not there, you know what I mean? 169 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,332 You gotta do off-hours work, and kind of just... 170 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,710 So you're prepared when you come into rehearsals. 171 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:18,211 It's not that I'm not working as hard 172 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:20,088 but it looks more effortless maybe. 173 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,755 It does look like less effort. Mm-hmm. 174 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:26,052 I mean, it looks... Less effort, effortless. 175 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:28,263 Standing here like an idiot holding this skewer. 176 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,806 What the hell do I do with this thing? 177 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,600 We're gonna mingle. We're gonna mingle a little bit. 178 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,851 - It's your birthday. - We'll find you guys. 179 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:35,103 - Mingle if you want to. - Yeah. 180 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:38,440 If you see a skewer guy, will you send him over? 181 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:41,192 - Throw it down. It's fine. - Yeah, relax. Larry, relax. 182 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,903 - Okay, alright. - Bye, guys. 183 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,404 - Bye. - Alright. 184 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,488 Did you tell Lar about my new thing? 185 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:47,908 No, I actually didn't. 186 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,743 Why don't you tell Larry about your new thing? 187 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:51,119 What are you doing? 188 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:54,372 I'm designing these shirts now that are selling 189 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:56,291 like fucking hotcakes. 190 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,627 - Are you kidding? - Interesting, whimsical. 191 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,211 Good for you. Good for her. 192 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:02,130 I got them out in the trunk. You wanna see them? 193 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,380 Not-not right now, but I'll see them. 194 00:07:03,505 --> 00:07:05,050 - You will, you will. - You know what? 195 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:07,260 I wanna say hello to Michael, the piano player from the show? 196 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:10,430 - Oh, sure. - He can't see my clothes? 197 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:15,477 - Hello. - Larry? 198 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,145 Get out of here! How did you know that? 199 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,313 - Aw, come on. - Come on. 200 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,606 I was doing a character! 201 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:23,818 Yeah, well, I saw through it. 202 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,612 Listen, what are you doing next week? 203 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:27,864 Tuesday night I'm doing a set at The Mint. 204 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:30,575 Can you come? You'll enjoy it. Show tunes. 205 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,327 Tuesday I think I have a clan meeting. 206 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,079 I don't know if I'm gonna be able to make it. 207 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:36,915 Thanks. 208 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:40,335 - Hey, where's Rhonda? - She's parking the car. 209 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,920 Hey, listen, let me ask you something. 210 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,338 Sure. 211 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,006 Don't you think she's beautiful? 212 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:47,884 Eh... 213 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:50,637 - Eh? - Eh... 214 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:53,932 You don't think she's beautiful, Larry? 215 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:56,726 I don't say beautiful. She's nice. 216 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,648 - Huh. - She told you she was a model? 217 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:03,566 - I don't wanna talk about it. - Yeah, but you, know... 218 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:05,110 What's the difference what she looks like? 219 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,570 - You can't see her anyway. - What? 220 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,781 That's one of the advantages, right? 221 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,117 That and the good hearing. 222 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:14,828 - Good hearing? - What is that, a myth? 223 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:17,122 I thought blind people had better hearing, you know? 224 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:18,540 I don't know, Larry. I've never had it tested. 225 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,333 Like a dog. I thought you hear like a dog. 226 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:23,253 Hey, Larry. What's going on? 227 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:28,091 So, the thing that's so great about these shirts 228 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:30,427 is that I've got the business from the house 229 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:32,220 and I can take care of the baby. 230 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,513 - You know? I know. - Fantastic. 231 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:35,640 Wait till you see them. You are gonna die. 232 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,518 Okay. 233 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:42,814 {\an8}Now, is this cute? 234 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:46,568 I mean, how much fun is this, huh? 235 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:49,821 - Great, right? - You know, nice. 236 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,489 [Susie] Yeah. 237 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:55,827 Not quite my cup of tea, but, you know, it's nice. 238 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:59,247 Alright, you know what? Fuck you and fuck your tea. 239 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,416 - What? - Whoever said you had taste... 240 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,293 Mr. Hushpuppy-rumpled-suit look? 241 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,086 Well, it's nice. It's just not, you know... 242 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,671 We all can't like the same things. 243 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,339 I'll tell you, when I showed them to Ben stiller 244 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:10,800 he happened to love them. Right, honey? 245 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:13,219 - He went nuts for them. - he went crazy for them. 246 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:15,179 - Ben liked that? - Yeah, he has taste. 247 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:18,016 Alright, I'm sorry. I-I think it's... Yeah, it's nice. 248 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:20,684 - It's just not-- - Uh, uh, stop right now. 249 00:09:20,809 --> 00:09:23,104 Alright, I'm gonna get something out of the car. 250 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,356 I'll be right up. 251 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,400 - You know, they're-- - Ah-ah-ah-ah! 252 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,379 [Ben] That's the next six months of our lives. 253 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:53,468 - Oh, man. - Yeah, I know. 254 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,553 This is the woman from the show, right? 255 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,304 She's coming to Broadway with us? 256 00:09:57,429 --> 00:09:58,431 [Ben] Yeah, she plays Ulla here, and she's going 257 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,266 with the New York company. 258 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,811 - What's her real name? - Cady Huffman. 259 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:06,356 - You wanna meet her? - Eh... I don't have to. 260 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:07,816 - Come on. - Do you know her? 261 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,567 - Yeah. Come on. - Yeah? 262 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:13,113 - She's nice. Hey, Cady. - Hi, Ben. 263 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,572 - Mwah! - How are you? 264 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:15,907 - I'm good. I'm good. - Happy birthday. 265 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,659 Thank you. This is Larry David. 266 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,078 - Hey, Larry David. - Cady Huffman. 267 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,453 - Congratulations. - Oh, yeah. 268 00:10:21,578 --> 00:10:23,331 - Thank you, thank you. - That's gonna be fun. 269 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,041 - Yeah. - The three of us. 270 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:28,753 - Yeah. I'm gonna go pee. - Oh, okay. 271 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,714 - You know where it is? - I do. 272 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,425 - He's great, isn't he? - Yeah, yeah. 273 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,553 It's not really... 274 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:39,429 It's not really his birthday though, I have to say. 275 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,391 It was a couple weeks ago. 276 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:42,725 You shouldn't be having a birthday party 277 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:44,977 two weeks after your birthday. 278 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:47,147 I mean, what's the statute of limitations there? 279 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,399 W-Why don't I have my birthday? My birthday was two months ago. 280 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,776 I think I'll have a birthday party. 281 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,611 - Okay. - Okay, three days. 282 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,905 No more than that, though. It's not your birthday anymore. 283 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:58,825 There's gotta be a time, there's gotta be a-a cut-off point 284 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,035 where you can't have birthday parties. 285 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,871 Are you so desperate for a party 286 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,206 that you have to have a party two weeks after? 287 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,708 Wait till next year! Y-you missed it! 288 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,752 So, boo-hoo, you missed the party. 289 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,298 What is this? I've got... 290 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:16,467 I'm walking around with this skewer all night now. 291 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,554 You can't get rid of these things, you know? 292 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,054 I-I don't like a kebab. I don't know what 293 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:26,186 your feelings are about a kebab, but I'm not a kebab guy. 294 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,313 - Mm. - And then, you got this stick. 295 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,232 What do you do? What, do you put it in your pocket? 296 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:34,027 You could stick yourself in the scrotum. 297 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:36,988 Then what do you got? Scrotum kebab. 298 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,658 - You know? - Good to meet you, Larry. 299 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,285 - Good to meet you. - Yeah. 300 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,468 - My dog has fleas? - No! 301 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:02,429 "The guard has trees" is what I said, Sammi. 302 00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:03,765 What are you playing? Telephone? 303 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,391 - Yeah, yeah, telephone. - Ahh. 304 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:06,976 Maybe, uh, maybe I'll join in. 305 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,477 Well, I don't see any space, Larry, okay? 306 00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:12,315 - You can take my spot. - Oh, I wouldn't take your seat. 307 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:15,026 - No, go ahead and play. - Oh, my God. What a-- 308 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:18,404 - What a lovely, lovely child. - Very nice of you, Alexandra. 309 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:21,115 - Okay. - Let's play a little telephone. 310 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,992 You got one, honey? Okay. 311 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,328 Okay. 312 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:41,427 I love tits? 313 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,559 - He said it! He said it! - This is funny to you? 314 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,477 - He said it! - It's funny to say that-- 315 00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:52,188 - No! - ...in a room full of children? 316 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,691 - What is the matter with you? - That's what he said to me! 317 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:55,900 Dalton, what did you say to him? 318 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,610 - "I love pigs." - "I love pigs." 319 00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,862 - No, you didn't say that. - Sammi, what did you say? 320 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,322 - "I love pigs." - "I love pigs," Larry. 321 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,366 - No-- - Your sick, perverse mind... 322 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,619 Twisted it around! It's not funny! These are kids in here! 323 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,913 He-He-He-- well, what did... 324 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,665 No, you said, "I..." 325 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:15,295 No, he didn't, okay? He did not say it. 326 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,755 We're gonna go sing "Happy birthday." Come on. 327 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,674 Why don't... You tell them what you said? 328 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,759 You know you didn't say that. Don't... What did you say to me? 329 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,970 - "I love pigs." - No, you didn't say that. 330 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,138 - So wrong. - What? 331 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,472 [Susie] So wrong. 332 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:30,393 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 333 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:34,355 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 334 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:39,152 ♪ Happy birthday dear Ben ♪ 335 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:45,116 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪♪ 336 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,326 Yeah. 337 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:48,828 Why didn't you sing? 338 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,413 - Huh? - Why weren't you singing? 339 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,874 I hate the "Happy Birthday" song. I don't sing that. 340 00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,881 Hey, Jeff, come here, come here. I wanna show you something. 341 00:14:01,256 --> 00:14:03,509 I got this huge golf tip the other day. 342 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:04,844 - Really? What kind? - Yeah. 343 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,511 It's like for the backswing, okay? 344 00:14:06,636 --> 00:14:07,972 - Show me. - It's really working. 345 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,224 Um, alright, here's... This is my golf club, okay? 346 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,852 - Beautiful golf club. - Thank you. Watch this, okay? 347 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,687 Let's say that's the ball, okay? 348 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:18,066 You wanna take the club and give it back to the catcher. 349 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,650 - Right. - Give it to the catcher. 350 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,152 - Right. - Here, watch this. 351 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,154 Ow! Oh! 352 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,656 Shit! Jesus! 353 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,825 - Oh! - Fuck! 354 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,535 Ow! 355 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,372 - I can't see. - What did you do? 356 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:33,956 God! Honey... 357 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,753 Skewer. 358 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,472 You guys see how much easier it is with the right shoes? 359 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,890 Yeah. Yeah. 360 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,266 Okay, and here's the other thing. 361 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,684 That's the rehearsal tempo, alright? 362 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,520 That's the way I taught it to you to break it down. 363 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,271 But it's more like this, alright? 364 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,858 Got it? 365 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:04,737 And... 366 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,617 You're behind. Keep it small. Keep it small. 367 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,953 - Keep your weight over the ce-- - Come on! That's too fast. 368 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,496 I can't do it at that tempo. 369 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,748 That's the tempo it is in the show! 370 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,084 Um, can we take a five? 371 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,086 Five minutes, everyone. Five minutes. 372 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,796 Use your time wisely. 373 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,884 That's bullshit. That's not the tempo. 374 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,803 - Get out of here. - I think it is. 375 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,680 - What? - Pretty much. 376 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:34,183 Well, I don't know how any human could dance to that tempo. 377 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,352 You'd have to be Flash to dance like that. 378 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,062 - Who? - Oh, forget it. 379 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,856 It's a comic book character. Wore the red costume. 380 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,607 The guy in the red costume. 381 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:44,026 - I don't even know what red is. - Hmm. 382 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:47,071 It's hard to talk to a blind guy. You have no references. 383 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:51,117 - I don't know comics, Larry. - What's with you? 384 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,244 Oh Rhonda and I kept fighting all night. 385 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,914 She keeps insisting that she's not misrepresenting herself. 386 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,207 Oh, really, you know, I'd like to tell 387 00:15:58,332 --> 00:15:59,709 my wife I look like Brad Pitt 388 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,836 but unfortunately she can see. 389 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,629 You dig? You know what I'm saying? 390 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,507 - Mm-Hmm. - Hey, Ben, you're here. 391 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,885 - Hey, Steve. How you doing? - Hey. 392 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,136 Hey. 393 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,890 Oh, my gosh. 394 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,392 I'm so sorry, man. So sorry. 395 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,768 - Yeah. - It's that skewer. 396 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,479 - Yeah. - Fucking skewer because I cou-- 397 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,564 Remember I mentioned it? I couldn't get rid of it. 398 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,149 Yeah. I got a scratched retina. 399 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,359 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 400 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,403 I guess that's why you were so preoccupied with that... 401 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,490 Why you couldn't, uh, sing "Happy birthday." 402 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:31,824 Ben, I-I never sing "Happy birthday." 403 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,242 I just I feel a little uncomfortable 404 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,869 I'm a little self-conscious singing it. 405 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,120 ♪ Happy birthday to you... ♪♪ 406 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,580 You know? Happy birth... 407 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,916 - Stupid, stupid song. - It is. It's a stupid song. 408 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,293 And also thanks for no gift, too. 409 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,004 I seem to recall somebody inviting me 410 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,340 to a birthday party... 411 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,884 ...and saying, "No gifts." 412 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,511 Come on, Larry. Everybody knows that's bullshit. 413 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,138 - Bullshit? How's that bullshit? - It's bullshit. 414 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,723 You say no gifts, you bring a gift. 415 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,475 Well, why'd you, why'd you even say it? 416 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,061 Just... I'm just saying this as a friend. 417 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,771 You really have a little ways to go 418 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,065 when it comes to dealing with people, really. 419 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,900 - How so? - You don't even shake my hand... 420 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,109 ...the first time I see you, you know, at the theater. 421 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,279 You had snot on your hand. You'd just sneezed. 422 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,365 That was a dry sneeze, Larry! It wasn't a sneeze! 423 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,617 I can't assume dry! I gotta assume wet! 424 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,035 It's air coming out, I'm not gonna 425 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,328 put out my hand if it's full of snot! 426 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,871 I didn't know it was air, I thought 427 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,540 I saw some little speckles flying. 428 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,124 I would assume you would know me well enough to know that I'm 429 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,667 not gonna give you a handful of snot to shake your hand! 430 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,545 - And by the way-- - Sometimes you don't know... 431 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,672 Snot speckles are coming out! I saw snot speckles flying! 432 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,715 - Guys, we need to start. - Yeah, please. 433 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,176 Top of the page, page 31. 434 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:55,825 - Hi, Larry. - Hey, Kim. 435 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:56,993 - How are you? - Good. 436 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,619 So, listen, I'm sorry I didn't call 437 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,705 but I was in the neighborhood and I just wanted to bring by 438 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,582 my headshot and my reel... 439 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,250 And stuff like that. There you go. 440 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,711 - Come on in. - Oh, thanks. 441 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,046 Wow, you have a really beautiful house. 442 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,048 - Yeah, we just moved in. - Did you? 443 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,968 Yeah second time we've moved in two years. 444 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,012 - That's a nightmare. - Yeah, we had to move. 445 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:18,513 We had a film crew on our block and... 446 00:18:18,638 --> 00:18:20,266 - Oh, what a drag. - Yeah, yeah. 447 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,268 Listen, I've got a book I wanna give to Richard. 448 00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:23,686 - Okay. - So wait here, I'll go-- 449 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,439 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you kidding me? 450 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:29,066 You don't, you don't notice anything different about me? 451 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:34,571 - Da da da da da da-- - Oh, boy, oh, boy. 452 00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,324 - That's it? - That's it. 453 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,657 - It's all done already? - It's all done. 454 00:18:37,782 --> 00:18:40,161 - Boy, that was fast. - An hour. In and out. 455 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,079 Done. Boobs. 456 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,165 Genius. Don't they look real? 457 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,625 Remember how you said they were not gonna look real? 458 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:46,709 - Yeah. - Do they not look real? 459 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,002 - You want to see them? - What? 460 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,795 Check 'em out. Check 'em out, look. 461 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,339 - They're good, right? Right? - Yeah. 462 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,465 Feel them. They feel totally natural. 463 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:53,965 - I'm sure. - Come on, Larry. 464 00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:56,427 Don't be so uptight. Come here. Feel 'em. Check 'em out. 465 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,804 They feel good, right? Squeeze them. 466 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,681 Give 'em a little... 467 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,194 She jus, you know, she grabbed my hands 468 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,695 and she just put them over there! 469 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,696 Oh, really? Well, guess what! 470 00:19:16,821 --> 00:19:18,074 Happy anniversary, because that 471 00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:19,825 was your tenth-anniversary gift right there. 472 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,661 - Oh, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes. 473 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,454 Come on, Cheryl. You can't do that. 474 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,705 - That wasn't sex. - You just had sex! 475 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:28,250 Touching a breast is sex! 476 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:31,837 - It wasn't a real breast! - Oh, really? 477 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,798 It was like putting my hand on her head or something. 478 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,299 It was nothing. 479 00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:36,842 Then why didn't you put your hand on her head? 480 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,595 'Cause she didn't put my hand on her head. She put it over-- 481 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,348 I like that you can't control your own hands. 482 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,724 She took my hands and went like that. 483 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,893 - Nothing was going on. - I saw it. I saw it, Larry. 484 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,688 - That's it. - No, don't. 485 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:51,065 Why am I even talking to you? Look, okay, let... 486 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,150 Ugh! A titmouse! 487 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:59,073 - What? - I just saw a titmouse. 488 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,535 - A titmouse? - A mouse. 489 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,578 - Titmouse, mouse. - Why do you call it a titmouse? 490 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,539 That's what you call it. Titmouse. Same-- 491 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:10,542 - Who calls it that? - A lot of people call it that. 492 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,628 - Oh, my God. - What? 493 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,339 You are obsessed with tits. 494 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,049 You're feeling up somebody's tits! 495 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,801 You're talking to kids about tits! 496 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,970 Talking to kids? The kid said, "I love tits." 497 00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:22,430 That's what the kid said to me. 498 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,807 Why are you talking to little boys about tits? 499 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:28,144 He whispered it to me! It was part of the game! 500 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,854 Have you ever played telephone before? 501 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,480 You don't even know how to play telephone, do you? 502 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,898 I do know how to play telephone. 503 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,234 - Oh, do you? - Yeah but I play the G-version. 504 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:38,821 It's usually something like, "Susie lives down the lane." 505 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:45,661 The kid didn't say, "Susie lives down the lane." 506 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,121 He said, "I love tits"! 507 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,374 What? Oh, my God. 508 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,502 I'll be, I'll be right over. Alright, sit tight. 509 00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,258 Well, what?-what did you do? I don't understand. 510 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,426 Why did you break up with her? 511 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,887 I need to be with a good-looking woman. 512 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:06,307 And since you were kind enough to point that out to me 513 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,058 she had to go. 514 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,894 You need to be with a good-looking woman? 515 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,270 Who-who do you think you are? 516 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:14,148 Look, that doesn't matter. I need some assistance. 517 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,650 She was indispensable. 518 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,234 Don't you have any friends? 519 00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:20,571 Yes, I have friends, but I'm not gonna impose on them. 520 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,531 I think you should help me. 521 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:25,826 You're the one who got me into this mess. 522 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,203 I need a little help. 523 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,915 Thanks a lot, Larry. 524 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,416 Just grab it this way. 525 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,084 You don't have to get in between. 526 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:36,086 We're not a gay couple. 527 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,175 - Hey. - Hey. 528 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,594 - What's doing? - Nothing. 529 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,054 Um... 530 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:30,140 I actually wanna buy one of those, uh, shirts. 531 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:31,308 - Yeah? - Yeah. 532 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:32,852 You know, the stud sweatshirts? 533 00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,728 - Yeah, those are great. - Yeah, I need to buy one... 534 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,648 For Ben 'cause Susie said he liked it, right? 535 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,943 - How's Ben doing? - The eye is okay. 536 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:43,404 You know, the eye is not the problem. 537 00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:46,240 The problem was that I didn't sing "Happy birthday." 538 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,741 He's mad at you for that? 539 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,243 I don't sing the "Happy Birthday" song. 540 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,869 - I never see you sing-- - It's a stupid song. 541 00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:53,705 - I don't like it. - Well, you're entitled. 542 00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:55,541 I was right about those sticks, though. 543 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,292 I looked around at that party at one point. 544 00:22:57,417 --> 00:23:00,296 I saw five people holding sticks. 545 00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:02,298 I did. I was checking. 546 00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:04,090 Can't just lay it down like on a table? 547 00:23:04,215 --> 00:23:06,635 It's gross. You can't put that down on a table. 548 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,096 You have to wait for a server to come by. 549 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,723 - Do me a favor. - Yeah. 550 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,308 Get the shirt. 551 00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:14,226 Do not say it's for Ben. Say it's for you. 552 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,061 She's all pissed off about the other night. 553 00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:18,939 - Fine, yeah, okay. - Alright. 554 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,858 Susie! 555 00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:23,359 What the fuck do you want, Larry? 556 00:23:23,484 --> 00:23:28,824 Well, you know what? I would love to buy one of those shirts. 557 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,784 - Oh, yeah, right. - No, seriously. 558 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,162 It's like you go to a movie and it kind of stays with you. 559 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:34,830 A good movie. You know what I mean? 560 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:37,207 And so, I don't know, I feel like I'm... 561 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,084 "Why am I thinking about the shirt?" 562 00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:41,962 - I-I want the shirt. - Really? 563 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,631 - Yes. - They're great shirts. 564 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,465 - It's a beautiful shirt. - I know they're great shirts. 565 00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:47,009 - You know they're great shirts. - No, you know what? 566 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,636 Because the shirt was talking to me 567 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,346 and I need a little more flair. 568 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:52,013 - You need flair. - That is true. 569 00:23:52,138 --> 00:23:53,140 - I don't have any flair. - Al-alright. 570 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,725 - I have them in the trunk. - Really? 571 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,268 Yeah. We'll pick out a color. 572 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,479 You know, Lar it's like you're making me very happy now. 573 00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:00,439 - Well... - Okay. 574 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,608 I think the red would look good on you 575 00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:04,234 "cause you're kind of pale and pasty' 576 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:07,196 and this is a great color, the red, it's fun. 577 00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:08,656 - Why are you saying pale-- - Well, you are. 578 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:11,157 You're not one from the-the sunshine. 579 00:24:11,282 --> 00:24:12,785 I play golf. I'm out. I get, I get sun. 580 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:15,162 Alright, Larry, I just think the red is a good color. 581 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,164 I have blue I have green... 582 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,124 - The red, I'll take the red. - But the red is good for you. 583 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:21,001 - Yeah, okay. - In-Indiana. 584 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,755 You know, I had a friend whose sister went there years ago. 585 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,298 - So there you go. It's perfect. - Yeah. Okay. 586 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,675 I don't think I have a bag. 587 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,259 Let me go in the house and I'll get you som-- 588 00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:31,720 - That's alright. I don't ne-- - Alright, fine. 589 00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:34,348 - You made me happy, Larry. - What is it, 60 bucks? 590 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,016 It's a 100 bucks, darling. What are you, crazy? 591 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:37,351 - 100 bucks, okay. - No, you know, Lar? 592 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,519 - What? - Me to you. 593 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:39,895 - Get out of here. - No, he can pay. 594 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,355 No, I will not take your money. 595 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,191 Your money's no good here, darling. 596 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:45,859 - All is forgiven, honey. - Alright. 597 00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:51,740 ♪ Da-dum da-da ♪ 598 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,534 ♪ Da-da da-da da-da ♪ 599 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:54,785 ♪ Da ♪♪ 600 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,244 - Perfect. - Great. 601 00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:57,579 You get everything the first time. 602 00:24:57,705 --> 00:25:01,083 No, no, no, I've been drilling that thing for two hours. 603 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,626 Well, see, you do your homework, which is good. 604 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:05,295 Okay, they're over there. Right there, turn around. 605 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:06,755 - Right over there. - Hey. 606 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,090 - Hey! Straight. - Got it. 607 00:25:09,215 --> 00:25:10,634 - Come here. - How are you doing? 608 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:13,220 Listen, I wanna say something. 609 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:17,641 - Happy birthday! - This is ridiculous. 610 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:18,976 You don't have to do that, Larry. 611 00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:20,769 I know I didn't have to, I wanted to. 612 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:23,105 I'm sorry, okay? Let me just say, I'm sorry, okay? 613 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:24,565 - I'm-- - Really, no, no, no. 614 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,525 I've been, like, stressed out of my mind. 615 00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:28,318 Listen, I stabbed you in the eye, man, come on. 616 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:30,112 No, no, no, I've been crazed about this thing 617 00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:31,405 and I'm, like, getting into your 618 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:32,948 space and I shouldn't get into your space. 619 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,575 You're doing what you're doing. I'm doing what I'm doing. 620 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,660 We're working together. We're gonna make it work. 621 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,369 - And I'm sorry, okay? - Well, I'm sorry too. 622 00:25:38,494 --> 00:25:40,289 Okay, well, let's just... Let's be friends, okay? 623 00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:42,166 - Alright. - Okay. Alright? 624 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:44,001 And you didn't have to get me a gift. 625 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:47,671 - What is this? - Open it up! 626 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:49,381 Oh, you got me a gift. 627 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:58,474 - I-I knew you liked it. - Oh, yeah. 628 00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:00,517 - Yeah. - Yeah, it's one of those... 629 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:02,144 It's a sweatshirt with studs on it. 630 00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:05,355 - Yeah. - "Indiana." 631 00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:07,357 - These are the ones that Sus-- - Yes! I know! 632 00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:08,650 She told me how much you liked them. 633 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:10,402 Right! Oh, I love these. 634 00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:12,112 She said you, like, flipped out over them. 635 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:13,696 - So I thought, you know-- - Yeah. See this? 636 00:26:13,821 --> 00:26:15,115 - ...perfect gift, you know? - Yeah. 637 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,493 Like a fun sweatshirt. 638 00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:18,702 Well... 639 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:20,244 - Well, happy birthday. - Thank you, thank you. 640 00:26:20,369 --> 00:26:22,164 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 641 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:24,333 - Alright, man. Alright. - Okay. Alright. 642 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,042 - Alright. High-five. - Hmm? 643 00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:29,129 - High-five. - Oh, yeah, sorry. Still... 644 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:32,132 Okay, guys, let's get started. Uh, top of scene three. 645 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:35,052 - Alright. - Better get a script. 646 00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:37,096 - Not off book yet? - Huh? 647 00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:39,598 Uh, not on this scene. Not on this scene. 648 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:42,059 Larry, you enter from stage left. 649 00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:43,811 Is that my left or... 650 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,729 If I'm sitting in the audience my left? 651 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:49,148 - Which-- - It's your left right now. 652 00:26:49,273 --> 00:26:51,819 Okay, so that way. I-I always get those mixed up. 653 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,112 That's very hard. 654 00:26:54,196 --> 00:26:57,407 Leo! Leo! 655 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,080 ♪ Everything has its season ♪ 656 00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:07,751 ♪ Everything has its time ♪ 657 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,087 ♪ Show me a reason ♪ 658 00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:13,840 ♪ And I'll soon show you a rhyme ♪ 659 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:17,427 ♪ Cats fit on the windowsill ♪ 660 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:21,140 ♪ Children fit in the snow ♪ 661 00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:24,810 ♪ Why do I feel I don't fit in ♪ 662 00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:28,438 ♪ Anywhere I go? ♪ 663 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:35,279 ♪ Rivers belong where they can ramble ♪ 664 00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:37,030 ♪ Eagles belong ♪ 665 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,699 Fucking asshole! 666 00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:44,580 ♪ I've got to be ♪ 667 00:27:44,705 --> 00:27:48,876 ♪ Where my spirit can run free ♪ 668 00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:53,172 ♪ Gotta find my corner ♪ 669 00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:56,717 ♪ Now's our inning ♪ 670 00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:59,803 ♪ Stand the world on its ear ♪ 671 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:03,098 ♪ Set it spinning ♪ 672 00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:05,934 ♪ That'll be just the beginning ♪ 673 00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:10,397 ♪ Curtain up light the lights we got... ♪ 674 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,691 Okay, let's go. 675 00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:13,901 Come on, right after this song. 676 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,484 Oh, my gosh, I can't take any more. 677 00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:17,112 - Come on. - Come on, it's "Gypsy." 678 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:19,656 I'll be outside. 679 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:24,578 ♪ That lucky star I talk about is due ♪ 680 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,246 ♪ Due ♪ 681 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:29,124 ♪ Honey everything's ♪ 682 00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:31,919 ♪ Coming up roses ♪ 683 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:36,006 ♪ For me and for you ♪♪ 684 00:28:37,758 --> 00:28:39,885 Thank you. Thank you very much. 52827

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