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- Bunny, I'm so excited
you finally decided to visit.
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- Well, we always said
if we were both single, right?
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- Right. I mean, we were
two ships passing in the night.
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You always had your boyfriend,
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I was always, you know, busy.
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As I told you,
I'm a very busy person.
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But now we're at
the same harbor, huh?
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I can hear the waves crashing.
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- I thought
I just heard a foghorn.
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- [imitating foghorn]
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I smell fish.
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I mean, not-not on you.
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I don't even smell fish.
I made that-I'm sorry.
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Um...
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And, um...
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I don't know where
these horses came from,
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but those are horses.
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So...right here, we got
the, uh, breakfast foyer
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and, um, the entertainment
center, of course,
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and, uh, balloons, I guess.
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- It looks like rubber gloves
and condoms.
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- Yeah, no, they are.
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Um, probably just my roommates'
way of saying welcome to you,
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'cause they're funny,
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and we're never gonna
meet them together,
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'cause I don't want you to.
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- Well, why don't we take
this tour to your bedroom?
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- I'm not saying
I'm gonna be rusty, but-
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[gas hissing]
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- [high-pitched voice]
Hey, Ders.
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You want a-
you want a haircut?
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I'm like a Shear Genius
with these scissors.
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- Why is this happening?
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- Karl's getting married.
We're losing a dude.
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[all screaming]
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- Oh, my God!
What the-
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[screams]
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[hip-hop music]
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- ♪ I'm fresh ♪
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♪♪
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- ♪ You gotta, you gotta,
you gotta ♪
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- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪
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- We're not having a wedding
in this house ever.
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- Well, Ders, I wish you
would've brought it up earlier
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because it's in,
like, five hours,
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and we sent a "save the dates"
out yesterday.
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Did you not get it?
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- No, you got it.
I slipped one under your door.
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Except that I didn't do that
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because I forgot to do that
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because I was eating
Froot Loops.
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Dang it.
- Our bad.
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- Come on, Ders,
Hannah's amazing.
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I'm changing for her.
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- Yep, he's definitely
changing.
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He sold the rape van, and he
quit selling weed, which is...
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- Yeah, how stupid.
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- A life decision.
- Yeah, that's dumb.
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- Yeah, and I got glasses
to fix the wonky eye.
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Can you put 'em on me?
- Yep, mm-hmm.
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- Nice.
- Check that out.
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- Check it out.
Wonk gone.
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- Come on.
Weddings.
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[squeals]
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- No, uh, they're gonna go,
and we're gonna-
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- No, we've got to help.
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- How can we help you guys?
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- Are you sure your
neighbors won't mind?
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- Oh, no. We steal stuff
from 'em all the time.
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Bikes, lemons, internet.
Yeah.
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- Garden weasel
weaseling over. Whoa.
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- Careful.
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- Ah!
One down, one down.
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I think it's really cool
you and Ders had a pact
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that if you're ever single,
you guys would bone each other.
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- Did-did you tell them?
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- No, I never used
the word "bone."
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Thank you.
- He said, "bone."
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- Anyway, we're gonna be
over here, guys.
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- You know, I used to have
a marriage pact.
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- That's cool.
- It's true.
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I was 16.
She was 11.
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She acted really old, though.
She acted like...
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13 at least.
- That's old.
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- I was gonna wait for her,
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but then girls in my grade
started to develop,
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so I sort of went that way.
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I wonder how old she is now.
- Boobs rule.
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- Oh, my goodness.
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Tell me these are the
arrangements for the wedding.
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Thank you, thank you.
- Thanks.
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- It's a lot of hard work.
- This is awesome.
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Blake, before I forget,
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I really just wanted
to give you this.
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It's a token
of my appreciation
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for you being
the best best man
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in the entire universe.
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- Gas masks?
- Yeah.
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- Is that an antique Zong?
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- Yeah.
- This is old-school.
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- And all your slammers?
Very cool.
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- All of my slammers,
everything.
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- Why are you giving
this all to me?
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- I'm moving on.
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That was me,
and this is me.
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Adam, I'd think about
cutting down on the smoking.
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- Oh, that isn't weed.
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- But this is
your favorite stuff.
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- Blake, it's like
Shakesbeers once penned:
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"If you love a girl
and you love her a lot,
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"then it's your responsibility-
nay, your duty-
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to change completely to be
more similar doth that girl."
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- Yeah, doth-
doth must change.
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- I am changing.
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- Shakespeare
was a smart dude.
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He was the president of Rome.
- That is correct.
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- Is this tear gas?
- Yeah.
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I caught that up
in a riot in Seattle.
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I thought you'd like it.
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Adam, how are we doing
on the music for the ceremony?
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- Well, I told you that
I needed money
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if I was gonna get
anyone good.
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So I haven't really-
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Plus it's not all about
you today, man.
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Look at me, I'm dateless.
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You have love.
I have nothing.
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I have nothing in my life.
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I'm an unlovable,
dateless loser.
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- Okay, so here
is my entire life savings
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in $100 bills.
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I give it to you
so that you
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can get a band
that is very classy.
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I'm thinking
Primus or Green Day.
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Them or Jakob Dylan.
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- Did you just say
"Jakob Dylan"?
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- Wallflowers' Jakob Dylan?
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- That Jakob Dylan.
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- I know what I have to do.
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Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
Was that-
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Hyah!
That's a stopping sound.
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Good work.
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[knocking at door]
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Guess who came back for you.
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- Oh, yeah.
We're done.
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We're done.
Nice job.
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What do you say
we hit the sack?
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- Anders.
- Come on.
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- You said we would help.
- Okay, I-I'm sorry.
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I'm not being sensitive.
You're probably not in the mood.
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We're out here sweating
under the hot sun.
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Give me your hands.
Let's play a game.
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It's called, "How close can you
get to me without kissing me?"
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This close.
- Uh-oh.
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- Come on. Jesus!
- Looks like love is in the air.
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- Scared the hell
out of me, man.
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- Oh, my gosh.
These are looking great.
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Bunny, you're doing
an excellent job.
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Those look beautiful.
- Thank you.
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- Uh, Anders, if you could
do me a favor
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and put the red ones
to the outside
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and the white ones
on the inside,
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that'd be much appreciated.
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It's just a tad bit classier.
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- So you want this
to be classier?
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- Yeah.
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- None of this
is gonna be classy,
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because it's your wedding,
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and you're dirty
brown water trash.
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And you're always going to be
dirty brown water trash.
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- Why are you so mean to him?
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He seems like
a total sweetheart.
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- He seems?
You don't know him, okay?
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This is the guy who borrows
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my VHS autographed copy
of D. A. R. Y. L.
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and then never returns it.
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- I'm sorry.
Who is Daryl?
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- What's D. A. R. Y. L.?D. A. R. Y. L. is a movie.
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It's, like, the best movie
ever made about an android boy
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that, like, just wanted
to be a real human child,
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but didn't know-
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- Well, it sounds awful.
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- Yeah.
- No, the movie.
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- The movie's great.
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You're thinking of A. I.,
which was still pretty good.
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- I was 16.
You were 11.
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My mom paid you to help me
with my math.
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- What are you doing here?
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- I'm a rich dude now,
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and I came
to proclaim my love.
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So look at the top hat
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and also the $70 dress
that I got you,
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$22 in flowers,
$66 in jelly beans.
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Is that buttered popcorn?
[sniffs]
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Yeah, it is. Your favorite.
And I remember that.
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And that's not scary
that I remembered it at all.
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- What is this for?
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- We were already
supposed to be tongue-deep
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in each other by now,
so this is awkward.
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You forgot about
our marriage pact, didn't you?
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Yeah, 'cause you said
that when you were 18
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that we would get married
under the moonlit sky,
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and I would buy you
Apple Pucker,
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and we would both drink it
into the night.
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But I'm not ready
for that right now,
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so put it back
in your pants, okay?
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I'm just looking for a date
to my drug dealer's wedding,
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and quite frankly,
you developed into-
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just a real sexy broad.
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Those-those are some
real classy dogs up top.
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They're barking at me.
- I'm Melissa's father.
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Can I help you?
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♪♪
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- ♪ Boys are fresh ♪
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♪ I came here ♪
- ♪ To do what? ♪
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- [playing harmonica]
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- So...
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I was thinking
for the dinner beverage,
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we have a Four Loko Watermelon
from '09.
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That's when it was still, like,
you know, the good stuff.
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- Looks fucking stupid.
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- Okay.
Talk to me.
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- All right, man.
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Hannah's this fancy chick
who works at a credit union.
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And me?
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I'm stupid, dumb,
ugly brown water trash.
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- Don't say that.
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- Maybe I should just
call it off.
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- I'll stand by that decision.
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- It's just that she makes me
so happy, you know?
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She lets me pork her
while she's sleeping.
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- Sleep assault?
- Yeah.
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- That's your favorite.
- I know.
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- I mean, that's love.
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- Now you know
what I'm dealing with.
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- Okay, I think I know
what we're gonna do.
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We're gonna throw you
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the classiest,
bestest wedding that we can!
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- I apologize for saying,
"big-titted freak show."
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I will say that.
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But I have a marriage pact
with your daughter,
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and we love each other,
so...
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Hi, Dad.
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- I lied to you, okay?
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I wasn't 11.
I was 9.
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I'm 16 right now,
not 18.
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- Wow.
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- I wasn't even
attracted to you.
248
00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,459
I just used you
to get rides to B.K.
249
00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:27,045
I'm so sorry.
- Okay.
250
00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,835
You wouldn't happen
to have a connection
251
00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:31,084
with singer-songwriter
Jakob Dylan, would you?
252
00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:32,300
- Shouldn't we be helping?
253
00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:33,715
There's still a lot
more flowers to do,
254
00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,179
and I know they need
more chairs outside.
255
00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:36,342
- Well, they don't.
It'll be fine.
256
00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:37,510
I want to give you
the rest of that tour.
257
00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:38,678
- Okay.
258
00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:40,346
- Wha-why does this
keep happening to me?
259
00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:41,594
- Get out!
260
00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:42,686
- Get out?
You get out!
261
00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:44,430
This is my room
in my house.
262
00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,273
That's my hair dryer.
It's not even for women.
263
00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:49,269
- No, I need that.
- Stop it.
264
00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:50,394
[all gasp]
265
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,442
- Oh!
- Okay.
266
00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:54,315
- You just ruined
the bride's dress.
267
00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:55,737
- The sequins
ruined the dress.
268
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:56,905
I just spilled wine on it,
269
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,494
and I'm not feeling
bad about it at all.
270
00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,613
- You have some real problems.
271
00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:01,785
- Yeah, I have some problems.
272
00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,202
One, two, three problems.
273
00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:04,575
I got 40 problems
in the front yard,
274
00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:05,918
10 in the backyard.
275
00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,162
These are people
running around my house
276
00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:08,458
when I'm just trying
to buck my soul mate.
277
00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:09,626
Because that's the way
I feel about you.
278
00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:10,669
It's been so long,
and I feel like
279
00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,257
we got this
connection going.
280
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,423
But we can't do anything because
they're having this wedding!
281
00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:16,762
Look, I'm sorry.
Let me be honest.
282
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,256
I just haven't bucked in,
like, a year and a half,
283
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,381
and I'm trying to buck.
284
00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:20,928
Your butt cheeks
are driving me insane.
285
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:21,926
Let me buck you.
286
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,223
- I don't do bucking.
287
00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,265
- How's it going?
288
00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,013
Beverages in the back.
Help yourself.
289
00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,435
Good to see you.
290
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,650
I do not know who they are.
Where are all your friends?
291
00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:32,316
These are, like,
real showered humans.
292
00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:34,359
- No, they're all Hannah's
friends from the credit union.
293
00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:35,902
They had suits,
so I invited them, dude.
294
00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,570
I'm trying to class it up.
295
00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,819
I couldn't have Hannah
meeting all my scumbag friends.
296
00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,661
Except for Sewer Dwayne.
He's here.
297
00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,827
He's running around with, uh,
no shirt, overalls.
298
00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:44,823
- Nice.
- You seen him?
299
00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:45,949
- Yeah, I know Sewer Dwayne.
300
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,622
Good, good, good,
good, good guy.
301
00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,871
Hey, Ders.
We got any more chairs?
302
00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:50,962
I need some more chairs.
303
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,299
- Check the south side
of the house!
304
00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,753
- Never eat shredded...
305
00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,721
- Wheat.
- There we go.
306
00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,260
[indistinct talking
and laughter]
307
00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:02,382
[chuckles]
308
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:03,726
- Oh, I'll run
to your hills, girl.
309
00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,560
- Sewer Dwayne, you dog.
310
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,304
- [moaning]
311
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,851
- You don't have 40s.
312
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,645
I-you know,
I'll call the cops on you.
313
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:11,938
You threatening me?
314
00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,904
I'll call the-
I'll call the cops on you.
315
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,397
- Spare some change?
316
00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,866
- How about you spare me
your bad attitude, okay?
317
00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,154
I'm sick of girls
318
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,323
thinking they can take
and take and take from me,
319
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,821
'cause I'm done giving.
320
00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:29,994
A little slurp for you,
a little slurp for me.
321
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,463
A little-what?
Oh, you're ignoring me now?
322
00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:34,126
Oh, 'cause you guys
are fucking.
323
00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:36,876
Take a little.
- Do you need a hand?
324
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:37,922
- No, I'm good.
Thank you.
325
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,511
- Let me help.
326
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,177
I feel bad for trying
to mooch.
327
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:45,676
- Oh, okay.
Okay.
328
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,644
Wow, you're being
very pleasant.
329
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,263
Most human girls
are very mean to me.
330
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,731
- No.
- Like, I'm more of a-
331
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,725
I'm kind of an animal guy.
What are you doing?
332
00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,227
Ow, stop it!
- Suck it, bitch!
333
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:55,398
- Give me back
my malt liquor!
334
00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:56,771
- [laughs]
- You get back here!
335
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,273
- [laughs]
You run like-
336
00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,490
- Give it!
337
00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,860
Give it to me! You thief!
- No! No! No! No!
338
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,739
[both screaming]
339
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,416
- Hey.
- Hi.
340
00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:11,410
- Are you a size four?
341
00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,922
- Blake, I'm getting
real nervous, man.
342
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,381
Hannah's not here yet.
343
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,875
I'm about to have a cow, dude.
344
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,094
- Oh, Karl, come on.
345
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,428
You're gonna be fine, huh?
346
00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:23,092
She's the one, right?
347
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,307
- She is. She's the one.
- Hey, baby.
348
00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,643
- Hey!
There's my baby doll.
349
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,934
Blake, I'd love for you
to meet Hannah.
350
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,021
- Hi.
351
00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,267
- [stammers]
Hi.
352
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,985
- ♪ You gotta,
gotta be fresh ♪
353
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,733
- So, um, I should
be getting ready.
354
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:43,950
It was nice to meet you.
355
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,535
- Yeah, I met you too.
- I'll see you guys.
356
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,120
- Do that, babe.
You look great already.
357
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,238
- Thank you.
358
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,831
- Isn't she just
fucking classy?
359
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,245
- Well, yeah.
360
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,743
- Thank you.
Thank you.
361
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,996
- We should probably talk
about something, I'm thinking.
362
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,464
- [trumpet impression]
Presenting...
363
00:11:57,592 --> 00:12:02,257
Mr. and Mrs. Adam
"Kill Zone" DeMamp.
364
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,504
This is Rachel.
365
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,176
She's hot as hell.
She's not homeless.
366
00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,594
- We're gonna get
fucked up, right?
367
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,558
- Yeah, we're gonna get
fucked up, definitely.
368
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:09,893
Whatever you want.
- Hey, Adam.
369
00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,432
See you got a date there.
- Hey. Mm-hmm.
370
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,600
- Probably wondering
where mine went.
371
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,768
- I'm not, really.
372
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,266
- We didn't even buck,
and she left,
373
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,017
and it's Karl's fault,
so I'm gonna make him pay.
374
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,689
- Yeah, definitely,
definitely, definitely.
375
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,778
This is my date.
Her name is Rachel.
376
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,694
She's never been homeless,
so scoreboard for me.
377
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,032
- Hang on to her, man.
- Count that.
378
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,571
- What have you got?
- It doesn't last forever.
379
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,410
- I got, uh, booze-
380
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,905
- Dude, I wanna take a fucking
header to the dome.
381
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:33,910
- Okay, uh, real drugs.
Not my cup o' tea.
382
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,286
- Where's your
medicine cabinet?
383
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,537
- It's this way.
384
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,005
Sometimes, I-I take
a bunch of Ambien
385
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:38,997
and see how long
I can masturbate.
386
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,340
- You're such a pussy.
387
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,834
- So, uh, what were you-
what were you telling me?
388
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:42,960
You had something to tell me?
389
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,133
- Uh...yes, I did.
I did.
390
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,006
Uh, Sewer Dwayne.
- Right.
391
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,723
- I caught him
munchin' buhzoombuhs like-
392
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,137
like cinnamon rolls,
basically.
393
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,432
- Oh, my God.
Speaking of buhzoombuhs...
394
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:53,428
Mommy!
395
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:56,307
- [laughs]
Oh!
396
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,934
- Blake, I'd love for you
to meet the best mommy
397
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:02,063
in the entire universe,
my mommy.
398
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,734
Mommy, this is Blake.
399
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:06,449
- Miss Karl, hey, I wish it was
better circumstances.
400
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:09,115
I'm joking.
And congratulations.
401
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,034
This is gonna be
fucking wild.
402
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,531
- Oh.
403
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:15,034
- You see,
today is the most special day
404
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,376
of my entire existence,
405
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,247
and I realize now that if
anything were to go wrong,
406
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:22,546
I would probably just fucking
kill myself like my dad.
407
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,802
- Hey, Hannah,
are you in there?
408
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,387
Hannah.
- What do you want?
409
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,222
- I just need to talk
to Hannah very, very-
410
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,340
- Okay, well, she's busy,
411
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,308
and another guy already
ruined her dress, so...
412
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,144
- Okay, I didn't do that.
- No boys allowed.
413
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,855
- But I-
[grunts]
414
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,565
Okay.
Hmm.
415
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,353
- It's so starchy.
416
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,605
- Need a hand there, partner?
417
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,859
- Uh, yeah, sure.
I appreciate it, braj.
418
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,576
- My pleasure.
419
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:50,911
So you ready
for the big day?
420
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:51,995
- Oh, a thousand times yes.
421
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,659
I love Hannah so much.
- Mm-hmm.
422
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,077
- She works
at a credit union, man.
423
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,700
She's really, really classy.
424
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,202
Did I tell you that?
425
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,829
- You did.
Very cool.
426
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,125
- So what about you
and Bunny?
427
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,465
You think
there's a future there?
428
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,459
- Nope, not anymore.
429
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,678
- Really? Why not?
She was cool.
430
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,888
- She sure was,
but she's gone.
431
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,100
And we never bucked, so...
What are you gonna do?
432
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:14,684
I got my eye
on somebody else, though.
433
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,350
- Nice.
- Yeah.
434
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,144
There we go.
Perfect.
435
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,811
Now, if you don't mind,
Karl,
436
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:24,687
I'm gonna go buck your mom.
437
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,194
- No!
438
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,993
[blender whirring]
439
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,913
- Oh, my God.
Oh.
440
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,207
This is delicious.
441
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,581
- It's a mixture of red wine,
painkillers, cough syrup,
442
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,173
and bath salts.
443
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,417
A lot of bath salts.
444
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,588
- Is that safe?
445
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,086
- Not for your brain.
- Oh.
446
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,431
- But it's the best high
we're gonna have tonight.
447
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,220
- [imitating Mrs. Doubtfire]
Hello!
448
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,765
Euphegenia Henderson,
my dear.
449
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,183
I'm the great-great-grandmother
of the bride.
450
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,431
How is my lovely?
451
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,558
- I can see your face, idiot.
452
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,559
Take off her dress
and leave us alone.
453
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:07,108
You're not funny.
454
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,232
- [still as Mrs. Doubtfire]
Hello!
455
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,859
Hannah?
456
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,664
[big band music]
457
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,626
- Oh, you're wonderful.
Remember, I taught you?
458
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,961
- I do, I do. I know.
That was awesome.
459
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,250
[music stops]
460
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,419
Ders, what are you doing?
461
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,508
- I'm just, uh, looking
for the hole in the ceiling,
462
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,377
because I'm pretty sure
you fell from heaven.
463
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:31,424
Hi, I'm Anders.
464
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:33,673
- Oh, wow, I like him.
465
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,800
- Mommy, this is Ders,
and Ders is evil,
466
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,642
and he needs to leave.
467
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:38,806
- Karl, I'm not evil.
468
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,476
Well, maybe I am.
I don't know.
469
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,690
But seriously, I just wanted
to show you guys a few steps,
470
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,480
a few moves that I know,
that could, you know,
471
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:46,647
help you out tonight
on the dance floor.
472
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,520
- Really?
- Mommy, no.
473
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,773
- First things first-
let's, uh, switch this beat up.
474
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:51,819
[R&B music playing]
475
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,158
Now we're talking.
476
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,323
You bring the rhythm.
I'll bring the blues.
477
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,118
- Ooh.
Black music.
478
00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,911
- Yes.
479
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,660
You know,
when I'm dancing,
480
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,082
I like to see how close
I can get without kissing.
481
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:08,423
I find it very erotic.
482
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:14,512
But sometimes, you got
to save that...for later.
483
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,347
Okay?
484
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:21,016
So, uh, Karl,
the bow tie, come on.
485
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:25,562
[whispers] I can do
anything I want with her.
486
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,400
Okay?
Hey, great meeting you.
487
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,145
I'll see you out there?
- Lovely meeting you.
488
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,694
- Well, it's, uh,
go time,
489
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:37,945
unless, uh, we're thinking
maybe we don't want a go time.
490
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,163
Welcome, everyone,
to the marriage
491
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,533
of Karl Carlos Hevacheck,
492
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,206
and...Hannah.
493
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,955
Well, let's just get right off
t-t-to the important stuff.
494
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,877
Does anybody here have
an objection?
495
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,545
Does anybody object
to the marriage?
496
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,760
Speak now
or forever hold your peace.
497
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,379
Any objections?
498
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,222
Oh! Ha-ha!
I knew it.
499
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,466
Yes, sir,
what's your object-
500
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:01,344
No?
Well, you moved a little.
501
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,141
- I think we're good, Blake.
- Okay. All right.
502
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,514
Last call, any objections?
503
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,017
Yes, I have an objection.
Yep, that's right.
504
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:12,362
I have an objection
because I saw this girl
505
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,981
basically just getting
the butter
506
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,403
sucked out of her boobs
by Sewer Dwayne.
507
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,744
That's right.
Karl, I'm sorry.
508
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,112
I had to tell you this
509
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,955
because I'm just a really
good friend of yours,
510
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,245
and you're changing
for all the wrong reasons.
511
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,413
- Okay, whatever.
512
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,911
I was just trying
to piss my parents off
513
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,457
by marrying water trash.
514
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,455
And then you started
dressing all weird and-
515
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,423
- We were gonna have
a house in the suburbs.
516
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,713
We were gonna have babies,
517
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:36,427
and then those babies
were gonna suck on your titties.
518
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,922
- What the fuck is up
with your hair?
519
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,593
- It's for you.
- It's stupid.
520
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,092
- It's classy.
It's like yours.
521
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:45,437
Hannah,
I might be water trash,
522
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,773
but I'm also a water human.
523
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,766
- That doesn't even
mean anything.
524
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,861
- Mommy, let's-
525
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,446
Mommy?
Blake, where's Mommy?
526
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,530
- I-
- She's with Ders.
527
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:56,774
Mommy! Mommy!
528
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,821
Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy
Mommy, Mommy, Mommy.
529
00:17:58,953 --> 00:17:59,818
- I got it!
530
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:02,822
I'll take care of it.
531
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:03,913
Hey, gang.
532
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,248
I know that we saw one love
533
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:07,413
dissolve into oblivion.
534
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:11,129
But did we see another love
blossom into fruitation?
535
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,294
- Can I have my fucking
drink back, please?
536
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,793
- Rachel, this is for you.
537
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,965
Jakob Dylan, hit it.
538
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,554
[pop ballad music]
539
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,925
♪ I don't care if you're
drunk and you're toothless ♪
540
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:26,303
♪ I don't care
if your body stinks ♪
541
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,477
♪ I don't care that you
live in an alley ♪
542
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,977
♪ 'Cause them titties
make my heart sing ♪
543
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,980
♪ I don't care if you eat
from a Dumpster ♪
544
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,483
♪ I don't care that you
beg for change ♪
545
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,987
♪ I don't care that
I don't really know you ♪
546
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,284
♪ 'Cause those titties
make my heart insane ♪
547
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:48,329
♪ I wanna suck ♪
548
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,499
♪ Suck on your boobs ♪
549
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,499
♪ Maybe some kisses ♪
550
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,126
♪ And back
to the booze ♪
551
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,674
♪ Whoa-oh ♪
552
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,717
♪ Let them say ♪
553
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,557
♪ What they want ♪
554
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,893
- Are we gonna do this,
braj?
555
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,183
- So you have a wonky eye too?
Okay, wow.
556
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:12,399
- ♪ Oh, whoa, ho, ho, yeah ♪
557
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,734
[music drops out]
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
558
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,023
What are you lookin' at?
559
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,737
- Mommy!
560
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,106
Did you buck Mommy?
561
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,949
- No, Karl,
I didn't buck Mommy.
562
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,786
For a second, I imagined having
a kid that was part you,
563
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,951
and my dick went back
inside my body.
564
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,995
Happy?
- Cool. Thank you.
565
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,709
- Let's shut this
stupid party down.
566
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:36,047
- Okay, all right, show's over,
you credit union dickheads!
567
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,040
- Tear gas! Incoming!
568
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,587
- Adam, cover your face.
- Thank you.
569
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:42,759
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
570
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,428
Ooh.
571
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,346
Whoo!
572
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,935
- Thanks for coming.
573
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:50,349
- Thank you!
574
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,346
- Get out of here!
575
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:52,563
- Don't forget your gift bags.
576
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,899
- We're good.
We can take 'em off.
577
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,733
- Well, it's good
to have you back, Karl.
578
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:56,772
Uh, here's all your stuff.
579
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,145
- Thank you, thank you.
580
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,566
And it's great to be back,
you know?
581
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,440
Gonna grow my hair out again.
582
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,111
Gonna get the rape van
back somehow.
583
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,577
But, uh, until then,
hey, Ders...
584
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:06,741
This is for you, man.
- Whoo!
585
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,159
- Consider it a present
for not fucking my mom.
586
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,498
I really appreciate that.
587
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,958
- No way, man.
My D. A. R. Y. L. tape.
588
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,873
Cool.
- Yeah.
589
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,540
- Wait a second.
This isn't it.
590
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,130
It's Out of Control.
- Mm-hmm.
591
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,090
- My favorite compilation.
- Yes!
592
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,675
- Definitely gonna buck myself
to that tonight.
593
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,089
Thanks, man.
- Nice, man. Friends?
594
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,257
- No. I-I want my tape.
595
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,506
- Where's-where's my date?
596
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,177
She left without
even saying good-bye?
597
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,346
- To her credit,
we did just teargas everyone.
598
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,514
Also, she's insane.
599
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,103
- You know, it might be
the bath salts talking,
600
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,096
but I love that girl.
601
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,188
- Awesome.
602
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,272
- Dude, if you're
in love with her,
603
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,939
then we need to go
find her, like, now.
604
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,437
- She spends most of her time
under a bridge on 12th Street.
605
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,065
She's got a box.
It's a good little spot.
606
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,283
- Uh, fastest way there
is the 405.
607
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,447
- Really?
608
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,329
Let's take this thing
on the freeway!
609
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:50,573
- Yeah, baby!
- Oh, let's do it!
610
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:51,789
- ♪ I wanna suck ♪
611
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,704
- Get 'em, Adam.
Make 'em go faster.
612
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:54,701
- ♪ Suck on your boobs ♪
613
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:55,827
- All right, well,
614
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,170
they're gonna continue
going this pace.
615
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,164
Just two horsepower, so...
- Okay.
616
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,166
- Nice.
617
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,294
[dog snorting,
noisemaker toots]
618
00:21:04,294 --> 00:21:06,294
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