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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,461 --> 00:00:04,202 - Hey! Who deleted last week's episode of Bones? 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:05,294 I heard they kissed. 3 00:00:05,422 --> 00:00:07,379 - Where is it? - I know! 4 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,215 - Where is it? - Where's what? 5 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:11,881 - Limited edition Lap Hog XL Condom. 6 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:12,968 Who took it? 7 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:14,177 - Why are you wearing my shirt? 8 00:00:14,306 --> 00:00:15,592 - Your what? Your shirt? 9 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:16,714 - Yeah. - No, no, no, no, no. 10 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:17,931 I got this at the thrift store. 11 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:19,596 - You got a T-shirt from my middle school 12 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:20,809 randomly at a thrift store? 13 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:22,395 - Yeah. What's the big deal? 14 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,185 You find lots of treasures at thrift stores. 15 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:26,023 What are you, a thrift store professional now? 16 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:27,232 Where's my condom? 17 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:28,897 - Hey, guys, my hair foam is missing. 18 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,315 It's gone. 19 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:31,528 I know he doesn't need it 20 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:32,989 'cause he's got a thick head of hair. 21 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:34,072 - Okay. - You're like a lion. 22 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:35,863 - But this mane is looking extra thick. 23 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:38,202 That's bizarre, 'cause I was thinking last week 24 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:39,662 Ders is looking like a bald old woman. 25 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,201 Let me smell your hair. - What are you- 26 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,574 - I'm gonna need to smell your hair. 27 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,120 - Stop it! You're not smelling my hair! 28 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:45,289 - Where is it, guys? 29 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:47,662 This collection means a lot to me, all right? 30 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:49,255 - That's the shirt I wore in seventh grade 31 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:50,590 when I won the Indiana Jones- 32 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,379 - My dad looks exactly like Michael Chiklis. 33 00:00:52,511 --> 00:00:53,843 - I will not forgive you if you took it. 34 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:55,178 - Oh, Michael Chiklis? Really? 35 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:57,922 Why would I ever, ever take hair-care products? 36 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,014 I don't believe you, man! 37 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:02,681 - Well, you are a liar and a thief! 38 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,102 all: Mmm. 39 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:11,194 [hip-hop music] 40 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:12,277 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 41 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:13,772 ♪♪ 42 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,694 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪ 43 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,442 - ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪ 44 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,112 - Whoo! 45 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:22,739 - I'm a teenage beer wolf! 46 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:25,867 [howling] 47 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,541 - Whoa. - Oh! 48 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:34,884 - Beer wolf down! 49 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:36,219 - Who is ready for a night 50 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:39,054 at the Museum of Tolerance of Alcohol? 51 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:40,093 I am. 52 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:41,136 - Oh, Jillian! 53 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:42,304 Turn that song up! - Oh! 54 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:43,802 - Turn the beat up. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. 55 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,178 - Oh, guys, no. - Yes! 56 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:46,930 - Guys, no! No, she's my baby. 57 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:48,806 - Shoot the wiper fluid! Shoot the wiper fluid! 58 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,183 - Yeah! - Oh, oh! 59 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:51,981 - That's cool. You see everyone's technique. 60 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,068 - Yes, thank you. 61 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:54,403 - Jillian, great idea for a party. 62 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:55,817 You brought your scalp collection. 63 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,406 - No, no, Blake. They're my costumes. 64 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:58,524 I'm taking an improv class. 65 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,196 I thought this would be the perfect place 66 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:02,946 to start auditioning some of my characters. 67 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:04,162 - I should be an actor. 68 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:06,032 A lot of people say I look like Matt Damon... 69 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:07,830 ...'s ugly younger brother, 70 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,668 Philip, just more jowls. 71 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:10,832 - I can see that. 72 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,330 - A lot of people don't know about him. 73 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,128 - People say I look like Weird Al sometimes... 74 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:15,170 - Yeah? - Like, his son. 75 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:16,338 - Oh, wait. I forgot the beer. 76 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,302 [tires screech] - Oh! Hey, buddy. 77 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,638 - Are you looking for Mr. Walker's pool party? 78 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:22,132 - Yeah. - Yeah, we're just going up. 79 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,384 - It's gonna be next door in our community pool. 80 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:25,976 - Ooh. Interesting. - Really? 81 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:27,845 Oh, he's a trickster. - Okay. 82 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,347 - He's a trickster. - Thanks a lot. 83 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,691 - Hey, guys, I need you to behave yourselves, for real. 84 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:32,729 - Ah. Good call. 85 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:34,147 I'll throw this one away right now. 86 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:36,487 - Yeah. - Thank you. 87 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:38,322 - Rock a jock, ten-point shot! 88 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:39,691 - Get it! - Hey, oh! 89 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,033 [glass shatters] - Oh! 90 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,244 I am sorry about that. [chuckles] 91 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:44,579 Dan Cortese would've made that. 92 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,197 He would've made that one. - I hate punks. 93 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:47,369 - Sorry! I didn't wear shoes. 94 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:48,742 We'll have somebody clean that up. 95 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:50,368 [radio playing Animotion's Obsession] 96 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:51,494 - There we go. 97 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:52,541 - Wait a minute. Come on! 98 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,039 - Ow, ow! [grunting] 99 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,961 Ow! 100 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,504 - Ah! - Got him. Yes! 101 00:02:57,636 --> 00:02:58,547 - Okay. 102 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:01,968 Guess who I voted for in 2000. 103 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:03,715 Bush. 104 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,716 O-oh. My favorite band? 105 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,434 Pubic Enemy. 106 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:09,144 [chuckles] 107 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:11,059 - Gotta tell you, Tez, some spread you got here. 108 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,682 - Duh. 109 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:14,354 - Can I cross a line here and just ask how 110 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,068 you can afford to live in a place like this? 111 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,607 - If you must know, 112 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,571 Colleen got promoted to principal 113 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,692 at John G. Neihardt Elementary. 114 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:22,908 - Aha! 115 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,322 - And it don't hurt that Alice gave me 116 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:25,945 a two-year pay bump at work. 117 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:27,242 - What? 118 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:29,787 - Mm-hmm. [chuckles] 119 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,750 Waymond, get out this pool and take a shower! 120 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,085 How many times I gotta tell you? 121 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,169 - [shivering] 122 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:35,629 - Listen, I gotta tell you something. 123 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:36,873 - Let me tell you something. 124 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,670 - Can we get some of your food? - Guys, stop. No! 125 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:40,338 - Let me get a little bite of your sandwich! 126 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:41,631 - There was whole spread! 127 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,345 You should've gotten some while it was hot. 128 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,260 - No way. Then we'd have to wait 30 minutes to swim. 129 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,633 And we had to dunk some fools, man. 130 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:48,350 - I dunked so many fools! - Did you? I'm sure. 131 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,265 - Waymond almost drowned! - Yeah, that was cool. 132 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,639 - Cool, all right, well, anyway, I gotta tell you something. 133 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:54,766 Listen, I guess Tez just got a raise. 134 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,108 All right? 135 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,353 Now, Alice is over there. She's real drunk. 136 00:03:58,488 --> 00:03:59,444 If we go over there now, 137 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:00,814 maybe we can get a raise. 138 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:01,814 You feel me? 139 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:02,940 - Aw, I feel you so much. 140 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,612 Can I just dip my finger in the mayonnaise? 141 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,452 - Let me just get your pickle. - Take the pickle. 142 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,162 - Yeah, I got a pickle! - All right, let's go. 143 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:09,280 - I don't like vegetables, 144 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,657 so that doesn't even matter to me. 145 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,658 - Ugh, these are the neon ones. I hate neon pickles. 146 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,285 - Alice! Heading to pound town, huh? 147 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:16,287 - I didn't know you were such a party beast. 148 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,915 You should come, like, rage with us 149 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,416 at our-nah. 150 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:21,463 - Yep. 151 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,461 Two years of sobriety, gentlemen. 152 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:24,804 - Good for you! - Oh! 153 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,342 - Two years gone. [laughs] 154 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:27,591 - Oh, it's a bad thing. - Yeah. 155 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:28,842 - Oh, yeah. Ugh. 156 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:32,311 - I saw this house and this awesome neighborhood, 157 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,680 and I was like... pbbt! 158 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:34,976 Screw it. 159 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,191 - Drink the pain away. Good call, good call. 160 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:39,606 - Elbow drop from the top rope, bitches! 161 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:42,481 - Alice, I believe a woman of your talents 162 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,653 and your ambitions deserves everything 163 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,117 in your wildest dreams. 164 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:47,655 - What are your wildest dreams, Alice? 165 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:48,869 - Adam. 166 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:51,239 Tez told me you gave him a two-year pay bump, 167 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:52,490 so I was thinking maybe- 168 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:53,537 - Fine. Fine. 169 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:55,159 - Cool, really? - Wow. 170 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,207 - Yep, you got it. - That was easy. 171 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:59,331 - Gil, can I bum a smoke, babe? 172 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,458 - So we'll stop by in the morning at the office 173 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,334 just to iron out the details? 174 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,462 - Yeah, works for me! 175 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:06,678 - All right. See you then! 176 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,173 Raises! - [laughs] All right! 177 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,344 - We got raises! - Yeah! 178 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:10,842 - That was so easy. We just got raises. 179 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,889 Let's go smoke weed about it right now. 180 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,182 - Yeah. 181 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,055 - If these are Montez's garage ties, 182 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:17,682 the guy is balling. 183 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,559 This one just screams money. - Yeah. 184 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:21,185 - Hey, speaking of garages, 185 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,313 did you know that the word actually comes from 186 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,155 the Latin meaning "go rage"? 187 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:27,525 - I did not know that. Wow. - That's 'cause it doesn't. 188 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,744 - Learned something new. - Interesting enough... 189 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:32,659 these rooms were built by people's houses 190 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:34,157 so you could, well, you know, go rage. 191 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:35,408 - You could go there and rage! 192 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,331 - We're actually upholding, like, a very, 193 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:38,919 very old tradition. 194 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,539 - Uh, dummies, I just Snopes-ed it. 195 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,587 It's not true. You're lying. 196 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:44,834 - It's real, and it's gonna go 197 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,381 into my, uh, bathroom publication, 198 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:50,302 Uncle Blazer's Fun Facts Just to Take a Poop To. 199 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:51,674 That's a working title, though. 200 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,517 - Look at all these cool-ass toys! 201 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:55,056 Oh, my goodness. - Oh! 202 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,520 - Once we get our raises, 203 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:59,231 we're definitely gonna have to rob a Toys "R" Us 204 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,725 but with, like, our money, though. 205 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:01,942 Rob it with our money. - Oh! 206 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,277 - Freeze! Here's a $100 bill. 207 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:04,521 I want toys. 208 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:07,319 Oh, you want this? - Yeah. 209 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,066 [coughs] But toys got weird. 210 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,819 What is this? What is this? 211 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,617 - Well, that-that is a bug. - Yeah, that's a- 212 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:15,660 - Well, you know, like- like, all right, so, like- 213 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,909 - No, I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. 214 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,956 Toys are really weird now. - Toys are getting weird. 215 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,499 - They're not made up of anything real. 216 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:22,838 Like, back in our day, it was like, 217 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:26,710 turtles, ninjas, mutant...teenagers. 218 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:28,131 - Yeah or like a cassette tape 219 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:31,256 that's also a pterodactyl or a, uh, puma. 220 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,257 - I believe that toy. - Yeah. 221 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,601 - Or, like, I don't know, like those. 222 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:39,222 - Those are so real. 223 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:46,479 - Gentlemen, this hill was built for a soapbox derby car. 224 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:47,731 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 225 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,152 Let's two-man dream-team this mug. 226 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:50,820 Let me get in there, Blake. - Get on in here. 227 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:52,033 - I like that. 228 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,994 - Oh, but all it takes is a golden ticket. 229 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,408 Yeah, and by ticket, I mean 230 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,122 XL Lap Hog limited edition condom. 231 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,457 I know one of you dudes took it. 232 00:06:58,585 --> 00:06:59,575 Just fess up. 233 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:00,827 - I don't even use condoms. 234 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:03,079 I was kicked a lot in the balls as a child, 235 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:04,421 if you must know. 236 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,256 - Yeah, and you stole my Eric Draven T-shirt, 237 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:07,670 so you owe me. 238 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:09,964 - All right, sorry, boys. But I'm bombing this Jonah Hill. 239 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:13,464 [laughs] Yeah! 240 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,465 - All right. - Get 'em! 241 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,638 - Whoo! - Go, Blake! 242 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,227 - Picking up speed! There we go, baby! 243 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,517 - I am the human missile crisis! 244 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:22,641 - Dude, I wish I was on that thing! 245 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,187 - Oh, damn! 246 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,935 I feel like a Coors Light! 247 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:27,653 [rattling] 248 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,147 What the...? 249 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,272 Ah! The brakes! 250 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:31,649 - Go right! - The brakes! 251 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,492 The brakes! - Don't go that way! 252 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,862 - Stop! [yells] 253 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:37,329 - Oh! - Oh, he's broke something. 254 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,449 - Oh, no. Oh, no. - He's broke something. 255 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,874 - Oh, my God! - Dude. 256 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:49,716 Are you all right? [grunting] 257 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,301 [tires screech] - Goddamn punks. 258 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,386 You're under patrolman's arrest. Get in the car now! 259 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,973 - Uh, actually, officer, we can explain. Go! 260 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:58,969 [hip-hop music] 261 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:03,348 ♪♪ 262 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,940 - ♪ Take a little bit of dank ♪ 263 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:07,981 ♪ Mix it with a little crank and put it in a taco shell ♪ 264 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:10,230 ♪ Mix a little ground meat with a little shredded beef ♪ 265 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:12,322 ♪ Drop acid and visit hell ♪ 266 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,533 ♪ 'Cause I gotta get me some ecstasy ♪ 267 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,994 ♪ And a big-ass jar of LSD ♪ 268 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,034 ♪ I gotta smoke that joint that's next to me ♪ 269 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:22,624 ♪ And then I'll hit up that taco with extra cheese ♪ 270 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:25,995 ♪ Yep, gettin' high ♪ 271 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,549 - Looks like the gate's the only way out. 272 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:31,838 - Oh! I got an idea. 273 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,757 We can Ernest Saves Christmas this situation! 274 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:36,050 - I don't know what you mean, Vern. 275 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,139 - We hop in the back of the truck, 276 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:41,306 and we ride it out. 277 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,733 I think we're passing the front gate. 278 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,777 I feel the freedom! 279 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,570 - I think we just passed the old train yard! 280 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,534 - [sniffs] You guys smell that? 281 00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:59,073 Honey-baked ham. 282 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,413 We're downwind from that Togo's by our place. 283 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,702 I'm so hungry. 284 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:07,544 - Shib. 285 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:16,971 - [whispering] Where's the clicker? 286 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:18,589 - It's in the car. 287 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:19,761 It's locked. 288 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,509 - I'm freaking out. 289 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,431 We're in a garage, and we're not totally raging. 290 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,929 That is weird. - Shh! 291 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,306 - I found the way out. 292 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:28,774 - You're gonna go in his house? 293 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,359 Guys, wait. Wipe your feet. 294 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,944 This is somebody's home. 295 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,280 - Hey, let's go through here. - Let's go through the kitchen! 296 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,943 I'm so hungry. Just give me a second. 297 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,283 - Dude! 298 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,072 - Who's calling you in the middle of the night? 299 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:40,740 - My sister, Cathy. You know that already. 300 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,829 - Really? It's your sister? 301 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,038 You know what's weird? 302 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,284 Is that every time I pick up the phone, 303 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,785 your sister doesn't wanna talk. 304 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:51,835 - Oh, please. Would you stop with the paranoia now? 305 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:54,299 - Oh, my gosh. - Wow. 306 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,043 [gasps] No way. Check it out. 307 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,295 A ZZ Top shirt. 308 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,841 - Shh, why don't you go ahead and take it? 309 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,805 Save yourself a trip to the "thrift store." 310 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,802 - Ders, could you back up off my business, okay? 311 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,269 You're right up in my- 312 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:08,685 - Shh! - Aah! 313 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,979 - [screeching quietly] 314 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,943 - You guys here to fuck Maria too? 315 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,733 - No, man. We're just trying to get home. 316 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:15,820 - Wait. Who's Maria? 317 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,487 - Do you think she'd fuck us? 318 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,325 - I've never been enough for you, have I, Maria? 319 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:23,321 Even though I put your daughter in a two-bedroom in Manhattan! 320 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,164 - Oh! You used to consider her our daughter. 321 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,204 - This is why I never should've married an Italian. 322 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,326 - Oh, please. - Shh! 323 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,543 - He can't talk to her like that! 324 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:31,662 - Shh! - No! 325 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,130 - I gotta do it! No, no. I gotta do this! 326 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,294 You got some nerve, 327 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,961 talking to an Italian woman that way, Cal. 328 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,255 - Randall? 329 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,174 You're fucking Randall? 330 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,967 - Yes, I'm fucking Randall. 331 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:41,964 You know what? 332 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,513 I need more right now, Cal. 333 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,476 - Hello. - Hey. 334 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,641 - Four guys, Maria? 335 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,309 Is that what you need to satisfy you? 336 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,023 - I don't know who these guys are. 337 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,518 - So what do you need? 338 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,894 You need me to watch? 339 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,565 You want me to get in there with those guys? 340 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,280 You know, get in with it? - No! 341 00:10:58,408 --> 00:10:59,774 - You want me to watch you blow them? 342 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:00,820 Because I will do that. 343 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,409 - No! - You want me to blow them? 344 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:04,028 I'll do whatever it takes. I'll blow 'em. 345 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,871 Let's see your dicks. Come on. 346 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,410 - Uh... - I'm good. I'm good. 347 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:08,783 - I'm trying to save my marriage! 348 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,625 Now get your dicks out! 349 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,164 - God! - Oh, my God! 350 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,004 - Bring your dicks back here! - Cal! 351 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:22,509 - ♪ Su-su-superman ♪ 352 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,051 - Hey, Jillian. 353 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,470 Yeah, we need you to come pick us up. 354 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:26,718 We are trapped. 355 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:27,934 - Oh! Have her stop at Togo's. 356 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:31,100 Get me an Italian with extra mayonnaise- 357 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,894 Wow. I'm starving to death, and no one cares. 358 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,892 [radio playing Animotion's Obsession] 359 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,691 - Oh, God. I say we just pound this dude. 360 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,358 I been watching a lot of bum fights lately. 361 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,482 You kick him in the balls. I'll stab him with a syringe. 362 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,405 - Dude, it is not about brute strength right now. 363 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,572 He's got the law on his side. 364 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,240 We caused thousands of dollars of damage. 365 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,489 We're not gonna have raises because we're gonna be in jail 366 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,287 when we're supposed to be meeting with Alice. 367 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,284 - Well, there's only one way out of here. 368 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,410 - I like that. - The sewer? 369 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,753 What are you doing? Guys. 370 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:55,837 - [grunting] 371 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,422 - Ugh! - Oh, my God. 372 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,757 - Smells like my dad's bathroom. 373 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,421 - Ugh, it's like Willy Wonka 374 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,136 but with poo in the water instead of chocolate. 375 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,096 - Ugh. It kind of does remind me of Willy Wonka. 376 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,683 - Yeah. - [coughs] Oh, my God. 377 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,176 - [sighs] We'll just stay down here 378 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,723 till the heat dies down, okay? 379 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,596 - That was awesome, right? 380 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,939 That naked dude? 381 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,901 Regular Ed Helms, man. That guy was packin' heat. 382 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,735 - You mean, uh, John Holmes. 383 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,775 - No, Ed Helms from The Office. 384 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,443 Supposedly he's got, like, a stellar rig. 385 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,440 - Really? - Yeah. 386 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,441 - Dudes. 387 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,910 We are so Ninja Turtles right now. 388 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,574 - We kind of are. - We kind of are. 389 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,117 Yeah, definitely. - I'm Michelangelo. 390 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,832 - Yeah, you definitely are Michelangelo! 391 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,076 Party, dude. - Yes. 392 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:34,827 - I'm Raphael. Cool but rude. - Oh, nailed it. 393 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,420 - Yep, definitely rude. 394 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,459 - That's a character flaw, but I'll take it, you know? 395 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,547 - How's it look? 396 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:40,883 - Whoa, how'd you do that? - Yeah. 397 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,797 - Oh, I just chewed it with my, uh, vampire teeth. 398 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:43,794 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 399 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:44,886 - Well, let's see. 400 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,346 So we got our Nice Mike over there. 401 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:47,806 We got Rude Raph. - Yeah, Rude Raph. 402 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:48,924 - So I guess, uh, 403 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:51,768 I'm Leonardo, the...I- 404 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:52,932 katana dude? 405 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,726 - No. Definitely not. 406 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,064 - No, you're not Leonardo. 407 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,558 Don't compliment yourself so much. 408 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:58,559 - Nice try, though. 409 00:12:58,695 --> 00:12:59,811 You're definitely Donatello. 410 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,403 Oh, he's so Donatello! 411 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:02,897 - Oh, you're so Donatello. 412 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,989 - Donatello's, like, a nerd. 413 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,531 And, like, he- he's, like, a party pooper. 414 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:08,743 - Yeah. - That's basically- 415 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:09,907 - That's 100% who you are. 416 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,246 - It's Anders-tello. That's you. 417 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,161 - Oh, yeah, Anders-tello. Very good. 418 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,500 Plus, you don't even have a mask. 419 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,868 So how could you be a Ninja Turtle? 420 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,290 - Well, you didn't steal me a mask! 421 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:18,958 - You could've stole yourself a mask, man. 422 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,626 - Whoa, enter Donatello, the bummer dude. 423 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:23,125 Just take your little computer out and play with it, Donatello. 424 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,627 - Maybe I will. - Check out some facts. 425 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,128 - Full bagel bite in here. 426 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,176 - Oh! - Ugh! 427 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,765 They're hard to digest, evidently. 428 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,760 [opera music] 429 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:39,358 ♪♪ 430 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:40,976 - I can't be Leonardo, 431 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,024 Why don't I just cover my body in hair 432 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,397 and call myself splinter, huh? 433 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,522 How do you think about that? 434 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,899 What do you think, huh? - I knew it! 435 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,947 - I've been using it for weeks, buddy. 436 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,535 It feels great. Smells even better. 437 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,029 - I know. Your hair smells delicious, 438 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,121 and I've noticed that. 439 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,740 And I could tell that you were using it 440 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,083 'cause you have a bald spot. 441 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,701 - No, I don't. - You've seen his bald spot. 442 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,703 - I just wanted my hair thicker and smelling better. 443 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,171 - You're bald, just like Donatello. 444 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:02,335 - They're all bald. 445 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,049 - No, actually, they all shaved their heads 446 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,884 to support him while he was fighting cancer. 447 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,969 - That's so nice of the other dudes supporting him- 448 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,258 - You are gettin' Snopes-ed! 449 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,598 - Oh, Snopes me, Ders! Please Snopes me. 450 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,058 - I get no bars in here. 451 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,473 - Oh, your machine doesn't work, does it, Donatello? 452 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,392 - You really had to steal from me, huh, bro? 453 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,684 - Whatever, man. 454 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,557 - You want some of my money? Is that what you want? 455 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,275 You want some of my money? There's a dollar. 456 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,860 Here are some rocks. There's a nickel. 457 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:27,402 - And a limited edition Lap Hog XL condom! 458 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,320 Adam, you burgled me, dude? 459 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,114 - Told you. - I'm sorry, Blake. 460 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,032 You don't need it. I need it. 461 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:35,247 God blessed/cursed me with a thigh-slapper, 462 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,038 and I need an XL condom to package the whole thing. 463 00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,751 - Oh, yeah, right. 464 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:40,915 Come on, man. I've seen it. 465 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,208 It's not that big. 466 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,922 I walk in on him jerkin' off all the time. 467 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,541 - It is that big. Deal with it. 468 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:46,837 I've got an Ed Helms. 469 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,005 - News flash, everybody. 470 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,720 Friends do not steal from other friends. 471 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,510 That's, like, a basic rule. 472 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,258 - I didn't wanna have to do this, Blake. 473 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,636 [whispering] But take off your pants. 474 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,433 - Ew, no. - I saw... 475 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,396 When we were chicken fighting, your underwears. 476 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:01,766 Take off your pants right now! 477 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,358 - Don't do this. - Take your pants off. 478 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,819 - Don't make me use my muscles 'cause I'll use 'em. 479 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:08,109 - [sighs] 480 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,982 - Yep. There you go. 481 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,575 - My breathable mesh Jockeys? 482 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,568 - Yeah, he stole your underwear. - Dude! 483 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,036 - So you're also a thief. 484 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,156 Pot calling the kettle... uh... 485 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,248 - Black. - Black. 486 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:22,165 - Hey, guys. It's me. 487 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,332 Jill Bon Jovi. 488 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,171 Livin' on a prayer that you guys 489 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:28,133 are still alive and well. 490 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,127 Regardless, you're wanted... 491 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,504 dead or alive. 492 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,972 But hopefully alive, 'cause that'd be so weird 493 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,386 if you guys were dead. 494 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,475 - A T-shirt I understand! 495 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,969 But you're wearing my underwear. 496 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,222 - It's not fair! I don't like doing laundry! 497 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,144 Plus, your stuff smells so good. 498 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,233 - You know what else smells so good? 499 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,522 Ders' beautiful hair, 500 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,486 because of my expensive hair foam! 501 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,730 - Who cares? 502 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,858 Who wears underwear under swim trunks, anyway? 503 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,200 Now I know you peed in them. 504 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,068 - [sarcastically] Oh, yeah. I peed in them. 505 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,536 I did. I definitely did. 506 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,121 - Oh, my God, that's it. I'm out of here. 507 00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,831 I'm done. I don't care if I get caught. 508 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,951 Bye. Bye, bye. 509 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:05,500 [grunts] 510 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,496 We're locked in here. 511 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,999 - Santa, Santa, where are you? 512 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,922 It's your little elf, Jillian! 513 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:14,012 Oh, you guys can't see what I'm wearing. 514 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,472 - All right. 515 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,968 This line of moss and hair and sticks 516 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,139 represents my area. 517 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,684 I don't wanna see either of you two crooks 518 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,852 coming anywhere near my ledge, all right? 519 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,441 - Like I would even want to do that. 520 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,526 My area's comfy as fuck over here. 521 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,020 - If I'm not Leonardo, 522 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,113 how come I'm the only one who hasn't screwed up today? 523 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,823 - We got two hours to get to Alice's office 524 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,658 and get our raises. 525 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:38,153 - You know what? You're not Leonardo. 526 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,530 You're a member of the Foot Clan. 527 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,873 You are a Foot Clan member! - What'd you just say? 528 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,037 - You're not just a member. 529 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,410 You're Danny. - Danny? 530 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:45,752 - You're that punk bitch Danny! 531 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,872 - Danny? I'm Leonardo! 532 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,421 - No, you're Danny. - Katana strike! 533 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,339 all: Oh! Ugh! Shit. 534 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,383 - Oh, God! That's poop. There's poop in that water! 535 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,505 - Ah! We're gonna drown! 536 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,349 - Somebody help us! - Ah! Help! 537 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:08,726 - Oh, no! No, no! 538 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:09,772 I did not think I would die 539 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,191 the exact same way as Jimi Hendrix. 540 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,656 This is bad. - Help! 541 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:17,197 Blake, I'm so sorry I stole that condom from you. 542 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,741 It's not because I have an enormous dick. 543 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,659 It's slightly less than enormous. 544 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,999 It's just STDs run in my family, 545 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,492 and I just wanted a condom big enough 546 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,369 to cover my dick and my balls. 547 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,087 I'm so sorry! - Okay, yes! 548 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,422 Thank you! 549 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,337 And, Ders, I'm sorry that I stole your panties. 550 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,334 It doesn't matter how soft they are, 551 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,803 it's not right for a dude to steal another dude's drawers. 552 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,638 - I'm not innocent. I stole the hair stuff. 553 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,382 It smelled great. I just took it. 554 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:41,725 both: It smells so good. 555 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,969 - It smells so good. - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 556 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,095 Get out of the poop water! 557 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,688 Get up on this ledge. Come on, come on. 558 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,557 - Is that cool? - Yes, come on, sweethearts. 559 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:49,809 - Ugh. - These are my guys. 560 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,776 - Is it weird that I'm still hungry right now? 561 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,440 - Oh! Ugh! Oh, my God! - Get up here. 562 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,529 - Oh, my God. - We got ya. 563 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,148 Oh, it's way better up here. - Yeah. 564 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,240 - I don't want you thinking 565 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,234 you're gonna die as Donatello, man. 566 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,202 You are Leonardo till death... - Yes, you are. 567 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,616 - Thank you. - Which might be soon. 568 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,284 - [grunts] Yes! There you are. 569 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,453 - Oh, my God. - Totally. Leo! 570 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,792 - You are Leo! - I'm like you guys! 571 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:07,784 - Yeah. - You are. 572 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,161 - I'm Leonardo. I'm the leader. 573 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,629 Let's get something like leverage. 574 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,042 We need to just, like- we can pry it. 575 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,290 - Oh! There was that metal bar! 576 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,133 Uh, that's at the bottom of the river, though. 577 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,672 I don't want anybody reaching in there, 578 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:17,965 'cause that's how you get AIDS. 579 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,931 - Unless you have one of these- an AIDS protector! 580 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,924 - Oh, my God! - I can prevent AIDS with this! 581 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,392 - Maybe this wasn't meant 582 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,477 to house your total package, Demamp. 583 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:30,941 Maybe it was meant to get metal things out of poop. 584 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,104 - Yes! - Yeah, there we go. 585 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,192 - Hold my hair. - All right. 586 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:34,357 - Ready? - Hold me! 587 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,854 - I think it was right over there. 588 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,151 There it is! - Uh, uh, uh- 589 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,491 - Okay. all: Ah! 590 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,735 - Yes! - I got it! I got it! 591 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,111 - Get it in there. Get it in there. 592 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,782 It dries, and it dries it quickly. 593 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,997 We gotta find, like, a hole around the circumference. 594 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:46,990 We could pry it in. 595 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,242 - Or make a hole or something- 596 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,414 - Oh, my gosh. Give me that, uh, hair foam! 597 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,912 - What? - Yeah. 598 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,506 It's a very little known fact that stuff is very combustible. 599 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,296 We'll shake it up, puncture it, light it, 600 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,417 and we might blow this grate. 601 00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,010 - All right, man, I'm believing you. 602 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,845 - Thanks, man. - There we go. 603 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,339 - All right, here we go. 604 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,511 Here we go, baby. 605 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,475 - All right. 606 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,344 - Light it, light it! 607 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,721 [all yelling] 608 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,519 - Is my-is my hair on fire? Am I cool? 609 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,937 - It's good, it's good, it's good. 610 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,776 - Turtle power! 611 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:17,988 [all grunting] 612 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,902 - [panting] 613 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,024 - Go on. Go on! 614 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,196 - Leonardo, you lead! 615 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,864 - I'll go! Later, guys. 616 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:24,861 - Get in there. - Oh, oh. 617 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,581 [all gagging] - Oh, God. 618 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,211 - Hey. Oh! There's-there's Jillian! 619 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,672 - Oh. - [chuckles] 620 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,837 - She's parked on top of the manhole cover. 621 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,630 That's the reason we were trapped! 622 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:42,049 - Jillian! You almost killed us! - Oh, my God. 623 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,763 - But thank you for coming to get us. 624 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:46,178 We really appreciate it. Now take us to work really fast. 625 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,097 [radio playing Animotion's Obsession] 626 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,221 - Hi, can I help you? 627 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:53,224 Are you serious? 628 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,021 You idiots think you can fool me? 629 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:58,065 No. No, come on. Please. 630 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,564 No! Oh, come on. Why? 631 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,611 - [grunts] 632 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,028 - Alice, we're here for our raises! 633 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,026 - We're here! We made it. - Whoo! 634 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,744 - Raises? - All right. Perfect. 635 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,829 - Why do you guys smell like shit? 636 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:09,869 - Um- 637 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,241 - We're here for our raises 638 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,164 because you said you'd give us one at the party 639 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,661 when you were flirting with me. 640 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:15,708 - Uh-oh! 641 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:16,796 - Listen to me. 642 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,085 There is no money 643 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,755 in the budget for me to give you raises. 644 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,878 Okay? But... 645 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,676 if you must have something, 646 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:28,266 I can give you this. 647 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,680 We had the client send us too many. 648 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,053 - Oh, no way. A mini-vac! 649 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,395 - Wow, cool. Thank you so much! 650 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:33,934 - That's cool. - I've always wanted one. 651 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,773 - Those are expensive. - I'll take it. 652 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,437 - Well, this is for me. What's for him? 653 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,777 - Relax. - Okay. 654 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,020 - It's all of ours, okay? - Don't be an idiot. 655 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,146 - No, it's me. This is mine, right? 656 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,483 - Shh! God, shut your mouths. 657 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,984 - She gave it to me! It's mine. 658 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,076 - Would you let me see it for once? 659 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,661 - I have the dirtiest room, anyway. 660 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,781 - You don't even know what- [overlapping chatter] 661 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,248 - What are you even talking about? 662 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:53,412 You're so stupid. 663 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:58,001 all: Mmm. 664 00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,213 - Mmm. 665 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,207 - Nice! 666 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,335 [dog snorting, noisemaker toots] 667 00:21:04,335 --> 00:21:06,335 Retail subrip by jeem. 47715

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