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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,709 - Whoo! That is a mom butt right there- 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:04,793 Long and low. - Whoa. 3 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:06,413 Daddy likes mom butts. 4 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:08,164 - Have you guys ever looked at your checks before? 5 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:09,507 - Direct deposit, dude. - No. No, I haven't. 6 00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:10,967 - It's bizarro, man. 7 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:12,881 It says I only get, like, half of my money here. 8 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,220 - Seriously? 9 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,806 Who's FICA? Why am I paying him $55? 10 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,141 - Meeda-Meed-a-care? 11 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:19,304 I don't even know what that is. 12 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:20,722 That's not even a real thing. 13 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,767 - All right, guys. They're taxes. 14 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:26,642 - Ders, what are taxes? - Yeah. 15 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:28,484 - Uh, society- It's a big pie, right? 16 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:29,773 We got to help cook it? - Yeah. 17 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:31,942 - Okay, you guys know brackets- basketball, you know? 18 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:33,064 - Yeah, no, I know those. 19 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,907 - So it's progressive bracketology. 20 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,151 - You're losing me, bud. - Yeah. 21 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:37,993 - Taxes, they pay for roads, 22 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:40,078 like, fire trucks, schools, this park. 23 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:41,368 - Really? 24 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:44,584 So my tax money paid for this whole park right here? 25 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,077 - Yes. Yeah. - That's awesome. 26 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:49,081 - So you're saying that we paid for everything at this park? 27 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:50,423 - Yeah. - We paid for the sand? 28 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:51,667 - Mm-hmm. 29 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:53,088 - Well, fine, then I'm taking some. 30 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,837 - So we paid for that slide and that swing set 31 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:57,430 and that bench over there, right? 32 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,220 I'm an owner? - Yeah, you're owning. 33 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:01,593 - That's-I like that. Taxes are cool. 34 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:05,096 - We definitely own that, then... 35 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:06,939 Right? 36 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,605 - Oh, yeah, we do. 37 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:13,275 Taxes rule! 38 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,945 I forgot my paycheck. Turn around. 39 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:20,116 [hip-hop music] 40 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:21,112 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 41 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:22,659 ♪♪ 42 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:24,703 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪ 43 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:26,326 - ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪ 44 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:30,664 - [sighs] Well, I think we can officially say 45 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,165 this house is now a home. 46 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:34,964 - Can you guys imagine going to a bar and telling a babe, 47 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,587 "Uh, yeah, you know, I got a dragon at my house"? 48 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:40,431 - "You should come over, play with my dragon." 49 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:43,142 And my-and that's also another term for my dick. 50 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:44,681 - Oh, you know what we need to do? 51 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:45,974 Name him. - Yeah. 52 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,563 - Yes, but it's got to be something hard. 53 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:49,307 It is badass. - Yeah, very badass. 54 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,059 - Hello, "Cee Lo Green." 55 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:52,605 - Ooh, I like that. 56 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:54,570 What about "Ivan Drago-n," 57 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,360 like the guy who had the sinister flattop? 58 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:59,484 - "Reptar," right? From Rugrats. 59 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,156 That's badass, dude. - Yeah. 60 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:03,621 - That was such a Tommy move by me by naming him that. 61 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:05,115 It's so Tommy. - Reptar's good. 62 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,491 - Should I get a flattop? 63 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,334 - I really feel like you guys aren't hearing me. 64 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:09,578 I came up with the perfect name. 65 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:11,579 It's "Cee Lo Green." He has those- 66 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:13,547 those short, T-rex arms, and, I mean, he's a thug. 67 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:14,665 He was in Goodie Mob. 68 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:15,917 - So that's a no on the flattop? 69 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:17,510 - Hey, fuck the Dragons! 70 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:18,924 - What? - Hey, hey, hey! 71 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:21,264 Watch your mouth! This is a family neighborhood! 72 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,098 - Yeah! Fuck you, dickhead! 73 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:24,808 - Yeah, you got a problem with Reptar, 74 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,677 you got a problem with me! 75 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,679 - Did you see that poseur with the skateboard? 76 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:29,851 [laughter and scoffing] 77 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,599 Hey, skateboarder dude, why don't you, uh, 78 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:34,022 find a real identity? 'Cause you're lying to yourself. 79 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,316 - I'm a taxpayer! What are you? 80 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:39,361 A sax player in the band, you idiot? 81 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:40,654 - Oh, get 'em. 82 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:42,994 - Yeah, probably. That's a cool instrument. 83 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,362 - Nerd! - Nerd! 84 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:45,864 - Let's, uh-let's finish drinking some beers, 85 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,991 because the sweetest revenge is living well. 86 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,992 Darius Rucker said it, so you know it's real. 87 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,164 - I miss Darius Rucker. - You're right. 88 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:52,332 Let's cool our guns. - Love that song. 89 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,296 He was in Bush, right? - I think not. 90 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,881 - What do you say we finish these beers 91 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,966 and, uh, celebrate at the bar? 92 00:02:58,095 --> 00:02:59,961 - I like it. - I like that idea. 93 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:01,213 Dibs on your hair gel, dude. 94 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,556 - Our dragon is gonna seal the deal, 95 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:04,800 Cee Lo Green style. 96 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:07,052 - Yeah, definitely. But his name's Reptar. 97 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,553 - But it's actually Cee Lo Green. 98 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:09,770 - Don't make me swing on you, bro. 99 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:10,934 - Yeah. - Oh, you're gonna swing on me? 100 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:12,557 - All right, all right. - I'll swing on- 101 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:13,774 - Okay, everyone's a tough guy! 102 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:15,609 Everybody's a tough guy! - Swing on you, bro. 103 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,228 - How about I swing right over the top? 104 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:18,571 - Kiya! Kiya! 105 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:19,860 - Watch it, bro. 106 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:21,857 I got the meanest uppercut in freaking Cucamonga. 107 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:28,785 - [retching] - Let it all out, little guy. 108 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,409 Oh, nice! Good distance. 109 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:34,003 Good work, bud. Proud of you. 110 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,751 Ders! Ders, wake up! Wake up! 111 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,047 - What's up? We going to the bar? 112 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:42,966 - They're robbing us! - Oh, my God. What? 113 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:44,430 - No! Cee Lo! - That's our Reptar! 114 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:45,924 - I got to get a photo. I'm gonna get the plates. 115 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,766 - Coming for you! - What are you doing? 116 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:48,884 - Ders! - Wait. What are you doing? 117 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:49,931 - Ders, grab! - What are you doing? 118 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,679 - Help! Grab me! Don't let go! 119 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,101 - What are you doing? - Don't let go! 120 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,601 - I got you. I got you. I got you. 121 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:57,898 You all right? 122 00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:59,486 - Reptar! 123 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,276 - I got a picture. - Did you take it for me? 124 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,365 - Yeah, yeah, I got it. - Reptar! 125 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:04,700 - Oh, damn it. The camera was the wrong way. 126 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:05,739 - Reptar! - Oh, my gosh. 127 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,282 You look just like that guy 128 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,780 who was raping his kids in the basement in Austria. 129 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,031 - I know. I know. It's the eyebrows. 130 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,955 - [grunts] 131 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,497 - Okay, so what do we got? 132 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:17,963 - Three suspects- one I'm almost pretty sure 133 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,423 was wearing a letterman's jacket. 134 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,133 - A letterman's jacket. - Mm-hmm. 135 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,468 - Okay, good. Car? 136 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:23,632 - Too drunk to see cars. 137 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,050 - I was still vomiting. 138 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:27,469 - That was pretty impressive. That was a world record maybe. 139 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:28,808 - Yeah, well, I told you. Time it. 140 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,892 - One stopwatch. We'll buy that. 141 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,228 Uh, what else? 142 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,768 - Oh, I did find this- 143 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:37,267 a filtered clove cigarette, 144 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:38,938 which lets me know there has to be 145 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:41,153 at least one poseur involved in this equation. 146 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,988 - One clove, one poseur. 147 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,152 - Okay, so what are we thinking? 148 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,820 Head down to the school, bust some skulls, 149 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:46,817 pull some rip-and-runs? 150 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,160 - Eh, you know what? 151 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,904 I think for once, muscle's not our best play. 152 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:50,951 We got to be smart. - Yep. 153 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,038 - We got to be sneaky. 154 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,578 Going undercover. 155 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,167 Check it out. I brought some disguises. 156 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,831 - Whoa! Cool! 157 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,170 Good idea. - No. 158 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,836 - I like that. Underclassman them-very smart. 159 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,503 Here's my only concern. 160 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,003 Ders looks old as fuck. Let's be honest. 161 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,174 Look at that face. 162 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,547 It's very old and wrinkly looking. 163 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,093 - No, it's not. It's smooth. 164 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,717 Uh, but we're not going undercover. 165 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,388 So why don't we go talk to the principal 166 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,683 like normal people, bossmen-to-bossman? 167 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,522 - Fuck principals. - Yeah. 168 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,142 - If we want justice, we have to take it into our own hands. 169 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:20,939 - Mm-hmm, we got to go, "Where's the statue?" 170 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,357 And they're like, "Oh, don't hit- 171 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,321 You're so much stronger than me. Don't hit me." 172 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,566 This is blood, and then they tell us where the statue is. 173 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,158 - That's the rip-and-runs. - Oh, okay. 174 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,868 But also undercover, though. - Yeah. 175 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,407 - I'm not gonna drive unless we do it my way. 176 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,031 - Well, then we walk. - Then I'm out. 177 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,202 - Then we go to the principal's office. 178 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,700 - Great. [school bell rings] 179 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,419 - This school has, like, a real-deal football squad. 180 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,584 This guy, their quarterback, Quaid Franklin- 181 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:41,922 he's just awesome. 182 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:43,336 He's, like, so cool. 183 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:44,504 - Hey, uh, hi. 184 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:46,423 Uh, we need to see the principal, pronto. 185 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:47,887 It's an emergency. 186 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,175 - Do you have an appointment? 187 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:51,048 - Just tell him Adam DeMamp from TelAmeriCorp 188 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,391 is here to see him. 189 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:53,430 - I'm sorry. 190 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:54,723 If you don't have an appointment, you have to leave. 191 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,562 - [scoffs] Wow. Really? 192 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,728 That's weird, because as a taxpayer, 193 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,897 I'm almost positive that I pay your salary. 194 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:04,145 Right, Ders? - Yeah, absolutely right. 195 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:05,817 So you kind of work for us, lady. 196 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:07,030 Chop, chop. 197 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:09,696 - Look, three of your students stole a statue 198 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:12,787 that we as taxpayers legally stole from a public park. 199 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:13,904 - Taxpayers. - Mm-hmm. 200 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,156 - So what do you guys do? 201 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,249 Do you coordinate with the fuzz? Do you work alone? 202 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,743 Rip-and-runs, bust some skulls? 203 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:19,835 I'm happy to rip-and-run. 204 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:21,044 - I have your information. 205 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,788 There's the door. Use it. 206 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:23,914 - Oh, "use it"? Okay. 207 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,086 Well, we might as well, 208 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,629 since, as taxpayers, we own that door. 209 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:27,797 - We own that door. - We own that door. 210 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:29,090 - Okay? - Yeah. 211 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,258 - You know what? You're fired! 212 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,471 - You're fired! - You're done here. 213 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,636 - You're fired! - You're done! 214 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:34,099 - Hey, let's take this door. 215 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,559 - We're taking this door. 216 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:36,723 - Let's take the door out. - We're taking this door. 217 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:37,971 - Get the hinges. - Let's take the- 218 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:39,438 - You're fired, lady. - That's for you. 219 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:40,898 - You're never gonna teach again! 220 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,816 - ♪ The boys are fresh ♪ 221 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:48,280 - Oh! 222 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,616 JNCOs are coming back hard, dude. 223 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,485 Look at these. - They are back. 224 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:53,657 - Yeah. - You look gorgeous. 225 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,700 - Thank you. You look like Russell Brand. 226 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,165 - Both you guys look cool. I want a disguise. 227 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,626 - Okay, well, this is Plan B- Plan Blake. 228 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,245 We should have done it right off the bat. 229 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:03,416 This is what I'm gonna do. 230 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:04,584 I'm just gonna hang out here, 231 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,298 kind post up, looking like a poseur. 232 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,883 Dig around for dirt with my mind shovel. 233 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,127 - Ah, good call. 234 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,673 I'm gonna go find the football players, 235 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:12,888 since they're, like, the popular and attractive crowd. 236 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,382 I'll slide right in undetected, 237 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,008 just like I did in high school. 238 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:17,976 - Wait, you hung out with the jocks in high school? 239 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,311 - Yes. - Okay. 240 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,395 - What about you, Ders? 241 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:21,934 Can't run around looking like that. 242 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:24,275 You're gonna get hired as a science teacher. 243 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,769 - You're a funny guy. I wouldn't worry about me, okay? 244 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,362 Last night, I watched Coach Carter, 245 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:29,901 picked up a few pointers. 246 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:31,194 I think I'll be fine. 247 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:33,659 In fact, I'm gonna go straight to the source, 248 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,995 where the bebe kids be at. 249 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,661 Dang! 250 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,706 What's up with all these books? 251 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:44,419 - Hang on, now, son. You here for detention? 252 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,584 - Nah, man, I'm here for the booty-scratching contest. 253 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:47,957 Come on, man. Keep up, keep up. 254 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:51,677 Not playing today. Jokes all day. 255 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,797 Damn. Where you learn how to draw like that? 256 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,218 Will you do my name next? 257 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:56,886 It's Shawn-ders. 258 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,475 And yours is? 259 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:11,238 - What's up, dudes? Want a clove? 260 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:12,823 - No, we're good, man. 261 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:14,658 - You know what I like to do? 262 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,652 Get together with some of my close dude friends, 263 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,825 share a clove, steal statues. 264 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:21,916 You guys ever do anything exactly like that ever? 265 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,625 - Can't say that we have. 266 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,619 - Nice mustache, by the way. 267 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,587 [chuckles] 268 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:30,333 - Thank you. 269 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:37,049 What's up, big dog? Want a clove? 270 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,515 Here, try. 271 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:39,975 - [coughs] 272 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:41,560 - Oh, I get it. 273 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,556 Coach probably doesn't like you smoking, huh? 274 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:45,772 But you don't care, do you? 275 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,438 'Cause you're a bad dude. 276 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:52,189 You like getting into trouble, stealing stuff... 277 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,905 maybe a statue? 278 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,741 Talk to me, big man. 279 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,202 - Yo, get the hell away from me, you poseur. 280 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,200 [laughter] 281 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:05,621 - No doubt. No doubt. Definitely. 282 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:08,462 What up, dogs? Yeah, man. 283 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:09,797 What's up? I'm Adam DeMamp. 284 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,415 I just transferred from the other school 285 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,292 that's pretty far away from here. 286 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,420 Um...little bit about me. 287 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,717 I train with kettlebells, and my favorite movies 288 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:18,885 are Notorious and Blow, 289 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,553 so I'm, like, a-just real. 290 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,221 I'm so-a real dude like you guys. 291 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:24,766 - Hey, what's up, dudes, babe? 292 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,060 - Whoa. You're Quaid Franklin. 293 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,399 You're so good at football, dude. 294 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,392 I read this whole paper about you. 295 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:33,487 14 touchdowns, 2,238 yards. 296 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:34,981 He's going to Nebraska next year. 297 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:37,153 It's-you're the man, dude. 298 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:38,196 - Yeah, who are you? 299 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,444 - [laughs] 300 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,992 I'm-I'm Adam DeMamp. 301 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:44,490 I just introduced myself, but... 302 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:47,209 They used to call me Meat Mountain in high school. 303 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,169 - Yo, dudes. 304 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,209 There's this nerd in the bathroom that's trying to, 305 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,924 like-I don't know- fuck dudes or something. 306 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:56,760 - That's one thing that I hate-nerds! 307 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,129 Right? Ugh! 308 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,221 Let's go pound this nerd! 309 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,886 Quaid, let's go pound this nerd- 310 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,134 me and you, bro! 311 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,352 Bash bros! Bash bros! 312 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,437 Let's go, Quaid and Adam! 313 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,147 [chanting] Let's go, Wolves. 314 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,482 Let's go! 315 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,944 - Hey, man, how come you're here? 316 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,984 Me? I was stealing, man. 317 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,823 Got caught up stealing statues. 318 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,817 You ever steal statues, man? 319 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,785 You ever steal, like, a, uh- 320 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,074 a dragon statue? 321 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,413 - Excuse me. - Huh? 322 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:25,998 - Please be quiet. Thank you. 323 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,287 - Man, I didn't even do anything. 324 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:28,454 Dang! Okay? 325 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:29,997 - That's it. You know, Shawn-ders- 326 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,086 - What? - That's it. 327 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:32,250 We're going to the office. - Okay. 328 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:33,418 - Give me your I.D. Let's see it. 329 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,961 - You know anything about a stolen statue? 330 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,584 - We're going to the office. - Man, stop. Get off me, dude! 331 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,005 - How about we give your parents a call? 332 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,879 - What? Okay, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop, stop. 333 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,004 I'm not Shawn-ders, okay? 334 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,928 - [chanting] Let's go, Wolves! 335 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,641 Let's go-oh! 336 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,010 Wrong guy. That's- 337 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,557 We should go check another bathroom. 338 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,180 - No, no, no. That's him. 339 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,773 And it's time to whup his ass. 340 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:52,857 - No! 341 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,522 Or hear me out. 342 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:58,773 We could really punish this perv... 343 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,946 and... 344 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:05,537 give him a swirly. 345 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,031 - All right. - Yeah! 346 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,251 - I just washed my hair. No, no, man. 347 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,869 - Come on. - Hold on! 348 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:16,249 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 349 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:19,718 [toilet flushes] 350 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,178 - Everybody out, now! 351 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,020 - Good thing I had this chain. 352 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,935 Might have lost my wallet. 353 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,521 Go, Wolves. 354 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,066 [school bell rings] 355 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,411 - Gentlemen, this is a high school. 356 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,404 I could have you thrown in jail. 357 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,907 - Yeah, a jail we pay for with our taxpayer money. 358 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,909 Right, Ders? - Correct-o-mundo. 359 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,581 - No, that's not cor- 360 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:57,332 Good God, you smell. 361 00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:00,631 So, what, some of my students stole a dragon from you? 362 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,424 - Cee Lo Green. 363 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,171 She was classy and beautiful. 364 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,263 - His name's Reptar. 365 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,598 - Well, I imagine they did this 366 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,592 because we're playing the Dragons this weekend- 367 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,515 our big rival. 368 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:11,854 - You didn't think to notify 369 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,439 surrounding community members with dragon statues? 370 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,308 - That makes sense to me. 371 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,652 - Here's what I'm gonna do. 372 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,772 [feedback whines] 373 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,648 Good afternoon, RC South. 374 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,650 It has come to my attention that some students 375 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:27,494 have stolen property from our residential neighbors- 376 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:30,285 a dragon statue. 377 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,873 [laughter] 378 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,618 Now, if the statue is not returned within a week, 379 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,370 the pep rally will be canceled. 380 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,122 So if you want to have a pep rally, 381 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,625 please return the statue to- 382 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,841 What's your damn address? 383 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:45,259 - 1456 Halmin Drive. 384 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:49,512 - 1456 Halmin Drive. 385 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:50,760 Hey, let's show the community 386 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,557 what the Wolves are really made of. 387 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,351 Good day. 388 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,348 [video game gunfire] 389 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,476 - [grunts] 390 00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,727 - Nope. 391 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,569 - God! - There we go. 392 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,234 - Dude, are you smoking those for real now? 393 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,948 - Yeah, they calm my nerves. 394 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,443 I mean, I saw my life flush before my eyes today. 395 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,161 - Okay, just keep the smoke out the door, man. 396 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,656 - Yeah, lose the scarf too. 397 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,703 You look like you're in 30 Seconds to Mars. 398 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,576 - [chuckles] 399 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:16,998 - What the hell? 400 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,086 [laughter] - Ah! 401 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,330 What the- 402 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,832 [rock music] 403 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,834 - ♪ Go ♪ 404 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,086 - We're under attack! 405 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,713 ♪♪ 406 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,010 - ♪ I ♪ 407 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:33,182 ♪ Am about to get my game on ♪ 408 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:37,774 [all screaming] 409 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,187 [music stops] 410 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,437 - This is war. We're going to war now. 411 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:44,654 We just got to start war. 412 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,239 - Yeah, well, maybe you shouldn't have gave away 413 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,574 our home address. 414 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:50,740 - Guys, look! 415 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:51,953 [water plops] 416 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,243 - Get him. 417 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:57,584 ♪♪ 418 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,043 Did that look awesome? 419 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,336 - Uh, yeah! 420 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,551 - But you are in poop water, dude. 421 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,919 - Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! 422 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,672 - Welcome to the club, dickhead! 423 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,432 - Where's Reptar? 424 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,892 - I don't know what you're talking about. 425 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,181 - The dragon, you bitch! 426 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,054 And he has a name, and it's actually Cee Lo Green. 427 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,522 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is. 428 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,106 - No, it is isn't. - I swear to God I don't know. 429 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,396 I only came here tonight 'cause it's what everyone was doing. 430 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,235 - Give me a break, little guy. 431 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,900 If everybody jumped off a bridge, 432 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,318 would you do that too? 433 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,440 Huh? 434 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,568 - Sometimes I don't know. 435 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,410 - That's actually really sad. 436 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,779 - It is sad. 437 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,827 - Peer pressure, it's a very real thing at their age. 438 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,415 But where's the dragon, you bitch? 439 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,409 - I don't know about any dragon. 440 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,253 I was only trying to fit in. 441 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,090 [crying] I'm just the fat kid. 442 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,754 They dared me to poop! 443 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,593 You got to believe me! 444 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,303 - I believe you. 445 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:54,015 Guys, can we have the room? 446 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,930 - Lucky I don't swing on you, fool! 447 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,928 - Swing on you so bad. 448 00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,726 - All right, all right, all right. 449 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,268 [match sizzles] 450 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,438 Come on, dry off. 451 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:04,776 Sorry about those dudes. 452 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,362 It's just, uh, they love that dragon. 453 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:10,608 I love it. It's crazy. 454 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,359 You ever had anything stolen from you? 455 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,613 - I lost a bike once. 456 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,740 I went in for a Snapple, I came out, 457 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:18,956 and it was gone. 458 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,621 - Yeah, I'll bet. What kind of Snapple? 459 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,789 - I don't remember. 460 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,787 - Me neither. See? 461 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,586 We're not so different, you and me. 462 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,755 So why don't you just go ahead and tell me 463 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,630 where my dragon is? 464 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,973 - All right. 465 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,969 A couple of the guys are taking it to a party 466 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,970 to chop it up. 467 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,313 - Okay, where's the party? 468 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,478 - You know the Panda Express on Camilla Road 469 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,690 right before the freeway? 470 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,310 - Yeah, I do. 471 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,653 - They're at a weird white house 472 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,488 with a red door right across from that. 473 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,403 If you hurry, you'll get there just in time. 474 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,776 - Ready to talk now? 475 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,152 - Oh, my God! - Huh, tough guy? 476 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,655 - Hey, yo, DeMamp, I got it. I got it. I got it. 477 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,998 - Oh, but- 478 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,492 All right, let's go figure out how to put this 479 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,993 back in the 'Vo. 480 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,171 - ♪ We came here ♪ - ♪ To do what? ♪ 481 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,134 - Here we are, boys. 482 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,427 We ready to do this? 483 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,016 - I say we go inside and show these pricks 484 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,761 what happens when you mess with the Best Friend Brigade. 485 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:24,061 - That's us. - Yeah, baby, let's do this. 486 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,821 Wait. 487 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,691 Let's do this right. 488 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,914 Your katana, sir. 489 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,290 - You just- Actually, just, uh- 490 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,286 - Right. Right. 491 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,129 - Yeah. 492 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,293 Let's go. - Get out. 493 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,586 You didn't see me with the sword? 494 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:51,834 I was gonna flick it- - No, it was great. 495 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,210 It was really cool. 496 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,214 [electronic suspenseful music] 497 00:16:56,349 --> 00:17:04,223 ♪♪ 498 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,350 [girls speaking indistinctly] 499 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,733 - Game's over, little- 500 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,230 [girls screaming] 501 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,573 [all screaming] 502 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:18,865 - Girls, what's going on here? 503 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,988 Oh, sweet Jesus. 504 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,581 - The principal was in on it the whole time? 505 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,326 - No, Adam, I think that chubby dude played us. 506 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,452 - Yuh-huh. 507 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,580 - Oh, yeah. That makes sense. 508 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,752 - Again, we're sorry, Principal Senn. 509 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,091 It just, uh, those kids- 510 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,255 I don't understand 'em. 511 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,423 - They're insane. 512 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,671 - They're just terrible people, 513 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,047 and I don't know how you do it, Wes. 514 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,219 - Well, I'm a functioning alcoholic. 515 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,808 - Cool dad. 516 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,768 - Nice. - One for the road, boys? 517 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,307 - Yeah. - All right. 518 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,600 - Ders, take us home. 519 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,519 We got a fat boy that needs a jump. 520 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:49,812 - Let's do it. 521 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,060 Again, take care. 522 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,276 - Hey. 523 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,771 - We hope you find your dragon. 524 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,022 - Thank you, ladies. 525 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:58,446 - And we think your hair is really cute. 526 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,069 - Still got it. 527 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,570 - Play on, player. 528 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,289 [screaming, laughter] 529 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:10,913 - That's it. 530 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,755 Somebody's getting the Tsongan death grip. 531 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:13,839 - Hey, what's going on? 532 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:14,958 I live here. You don't. 533 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,551 Might have to swing on a fool. 534 00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,466 - Gonna double up on a guy. 535 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,554 - Whoa. 536 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,014 Party's closed, boys. 537 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:24,135 - Quaid, what up, dude? It's DeMamp. 538 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,761 Bash bros. Remember that from earlier? 539 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,012 - You can't come in. 540 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,514 - Hey, where you want me to put these beers? 541 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,015 - Ah, wherever, dude. 542 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,267 But, uh, stay out of the front bedroom. 543 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,439 Deandre's banging Leila Strachan in there. 544 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:36,109 Dude, chick's on pace to bang everyone tonight, you know? 545 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,731 - I can smell the coochie already. 546 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,574 - Oh, where'd he learn that? 547 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:40,943 - In my-in the front bedroom? 548 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,740 That's-that's my bedroom. That's awesome. 549 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,363 - That's cool, dude. - That's cool. 550 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,581 - Okay, I get it. You took over our house. 551 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:47,950 Very good. Good job. 552 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,542 But where's the dragon statue and- 553 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,660 [paintball gun fires] 554 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,334 Ah! Ow! Ow! 555 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,877 [grunts] 556 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,671 - You're not getting in. 557 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,670 [ominous music] 558 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:06,598 ♪♪ 559 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,265 - That is it. I'm calling the cops. 560 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,638 Nobody smokes in my house. 561 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,187 Ow! Ow! Don't, please! Ow! 562 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:15,482 You know what? You set us up. We drove out to that house. 563 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:16,854 - Ha-ha. That's awesome. 564 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,400 Did you say hi to Principal Senn? 565 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,569 - [scoffs] You wish. Ow! 566 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:21,782 Oh! 567 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,402 That wasn't even a- Wasn't- 568 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:24,653 - Here's the deal. 569 00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:27,247 You call the cops, and we'll be back here 570 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,708 every weekend for the rest of your lives. 571 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,667 We'll pass it down from class to class 572 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,662 like a tradition or some gay shit like that, 573 00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:37,712 or you get lost, let us party tonight, 574 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,379 and we'll call things even. 575 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,003 - What about our statue? 576 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,299 - [sighs] 577 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,013 Bad news. 578 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:47,885 [chain saw buzzing] 579 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:57,565 [all cheering] 580 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,815 He's totally decapitated. - Ouch. 581 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,991 - All right. 582 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,581 Uh, here's what I'm gonna do. 583 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,247 Since we ruined your statue, 584 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,961 I'll let you bros party. 585 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,079 - Thank you. - All right, yeah. 586 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,922 - However, couple of rules- 587 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,337 head to the back and stay there. 588 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:23,257 Beer only, and don't talk to Ashley. 589 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,345 She belongs to AJ. 590 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,884 - I bet she's hot. I bet she's hot. 591 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,427 - And if you decide to grow some balls 592 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,347 and break my rules, 593 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,969 my homey will light you up. 594 00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,095 - Okay. All right. - Cool. 595 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,438 - All right, cool. - We got it. We got it. 596 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,727 - Thank you so much. - All right. 597 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:35,770 5 bucks a cup. 598 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,017 - Like-oh, okay. 599 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,689 Plus tax or whatever? - What? No. 600 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,649 - Well, thank you. - Cool. 601 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,067 - No taxes. - Wow, no taxes. 602 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,440 Wow, you guys are rich or something. 603 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,863 All right, hey, you know what? My treat. 604 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,782 But you owe me later, so... 605 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,779 - All right, have a good time. 606 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,406 - Hey, thank you guys so much. Thank you. 607 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,783 This is really cool. We really appreciate it. 608 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,784 Thank you very much. - Don't be douches, dudes. 609 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,832 - Hey, did anybody want a clove? 610 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:57,954 [paintball gun fires] Ow, man! 611 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,251 All right. 612 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,249 - Nice. 613 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,377 [dog snorting, noisemaker toots] 614 00:21:04,377 --> 00:21:06,377 Retail subrip by jeem. 42897

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