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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:46,514 - Hey. 2 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:49,249 Virginia? 3 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:51,853 Hey. 4 00:00:51,953 --> 00:00:53,420 Hey. 5 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:54,522 Virginia. 6 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:57,491 Virginia. 7 00:00:58,492 --> 00:00:59,794 Hey. 8 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:01,194 Hey. 9 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:03,497 No, no, no, no, no, no. 10 00:01:03,598 --> 00:01:04,532 No. 11 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:07,869 Help. 12 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:37,364 Jesus. 13 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:42,804 - Tonight you will be part of big stage history 14 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:48,175 as we welcome back the king of comedy himself, 15 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:53,180 Dom Fletcher. 16 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,123 - "Per your contract, 17 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:04,424 you are required... 18 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:05,492 Ha. 19 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:06,928 ...to perform tonight." 20 00:02:07,028 --> 00:02:07,795 I won't. 21 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:10,464 I won't come on stage. 22 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:11,766 - Mr. Fletcher. 23 00:02:11,866 --> 00:02:12,900 Mr. Fletcher, you're on. 24 00:02:13,001 --> 00:02:14,134 - I'm not. 25 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:15,570 - Mr. Fletcher, hello? 26 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:23,210 - They want a performance, 27 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,713 I'll give them a performance. 28 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:29,483 - There is Dom Fletcher. 29 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,054 - Thank you. 30 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,989 Thank you, no, thank you. 31 00:02:35,089 --> 00:02:37,025 And now for my final act. 32 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:50,370 - If you loved our last performer, Layne Brown, 33 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:51,773 you're in for a treat. 34 00:02:51,873 --> 00:02:55,143 A homegrown talent, a Reno boy through and through, 35 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:58,980 please put your hands together for Sam Reinhold. 36 00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:01,849 - Hey, hey, hey. 37 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:03,518 Hi everybody, Sam Reinhold. 38 00:03:03,618 --> 00:03:07,421 And in honor of the late great Dom Fletcher, 39 00:03:07,522 --> 00:03:09,691 I brought to the stage a little friend of mine, 40 00:03:09,791 --> 00:03:10,892 his name is Eugene. 41 00:03:10,992 --> 00:03:13,728 Why, hello y'all, I'm Eugene. 42 00:03:13,828 --> 00:03:16,097 Eugene and I are gonna do a little performance for you. 43 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,298 I'm gonna start with some impersonations. 44 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:19,901 Back in the day, Marlon Brando, 45 00:03:20,001 --> 00:03:24,138 before he became Marlon Brando, tried out to be Yogi Bear. 46 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:25,338 Remember the cartoon? 47 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,675 This is how that audition sounded. 48 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:30,778 Hey, boo-boo. 49 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:35,449 Hey boo-boo, let's go steal some picnic baskets. 50 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:38,686 Listen, Mr. Ranger, I'm not your average bear. 51 00:03:38,786 --> 00:03:39,687 Boo-boo. 52 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:41,956 Keep your day job. 53 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:42,924 - Okay. 54 00:03:43,024 --> 00:03:44,525 Now, for a little Sean Connery. 55 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:46,160 There's only five things I like 56 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:47,662 better than sex in the evening. 57 00:03:47,762 --> 00:03:49,463 Sex in the morning, sex after breakfast, 58 00:03:49,564 --> 00:03:53,233 sex during lunch, sex before dinner, and sex during sex. 59 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:56,704 The name is Bond, James Bond. 60 00:03:58,305 --> 00:03:59,941 Hello, Miss Moneypenny. 61 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:03,044 Your Connery blows. 62 00:04:03,144 --> 00:04:04,712 - Thanks, Mrs. Winslow. 63 00:04:05,847 --> 00:04:08,783 Ah, look at that, you got a new follower, Sam. 64 00:04:08,883 --> 00:04:10,885 129 followers. 65 00:04:10,985 --> 00:04:14,689 Good for you, fellow, good, good for you. 66 00:04:14,789 --> 00:04:19,493 How does Layne Brown have 8,000 followers and you have 129? 67 00:04:20,161 --> 00:04:22,196 - Sammy, coffee. 68 00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:26,601 Hello? 69 00:04:26,701 --> 00:04:27,902 - Mr. Reinhold, do you- 70 00:04:28,002 --> 00:04:30,403 - Hey, I told you to take our name off your list. 71 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:32,707 Please. 72 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:36,343 Hey, Sammy, have a super duper day at work today. 73 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,411 - Oh, I'm running late. 74 00:04:38,513 --> 00:04:40,948 - Hey, your Connery is sounding amazing. 75 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:43,450 Do not listen to Mrs. Winslow. 76 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:45,186 - I loves you, Gramps. 77 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,254 - Loves you, boy. 78 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:47,255 - Bye-bye. 79 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:48,288 - Bye-bye-bye-bye. 80 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,830 Manager in aisle 10. 81 00:04:55,930 --> 00:04:57,364 Mr. Van Sickle. 82 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:04,672 - Ah... Yeah, we only take real money here. 83 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:06,874 - Well, that's not what that says. 84 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:13,981 - Can I get security on register three, please. 85 00:05:17,018 --> 00:05:18,219 - Security? 86 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,452 Really? 87 00:05:19,554 --> 00:05:21,055 - Seriously, Connie? 88 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:23,323 Hi. 89 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:25,526 Yeah, we'll get all this sorted out, don't worry. 90 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:28,896 - You are the rock against which the darkness breaks. 91 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:33,400 - You are the rock against which the darkness breaks. 92 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:37,305 You are the rock against which the darkness breaks. 93 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:38,806 You are the rock, 94 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,375 hey, Mr. Van Sickle. 95 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:44,545 - What in the Sam Hill are you doing? 96 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:45,913 For the better part of four years, 97 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,448 you have wasted my time with your half-ass theatrics 98 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:50,651 and your crappy impersonations. 99 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,820 You talk to yourself like an idiot. 100 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,188 You're a slacker. 101 00:05:54,288 --> 00:05:55,790 You waste my time. 102 00:05:55,890 --> 00:05:57,024 When you waste my time, you waste your time 103 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:58,358 'cause your time is my time. 104 00:05:58,458 --> 00:05:59,994 Here's your mop. 105 00:06:00,094 --> 00:06:01,796 Oh, and one last thing, okay? 106 00:06:01,896 --> 00:06:04,198 Women's bathroom, it's like a murder scene in there. 107 00:06:04,298 --> 00:06:05,867 Have a super duper day. 108 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:11,539 - Well, that is some wild and crazy stuff, Ed. 109 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:13,507 That is some wild and crazy stuff. 110 00:06:13,608 --> 00:06:15,475 I am the great Zambini. 111 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,979 - Ha-ha-ha, you are correct, Sir. 112 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:20,380 - Well, thank you. Ed. 113 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:21,782 - Why do you only seem real 114 00:06:21,883 --> 00:06:23,416 when you're doing someone else's voice? 115 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:24,585 - I don't know. 116 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:26,587 I guess I have nothing to say. 117 00:06:28,122 --> 00:06:30,291 - You should have had something you say to Van Sickle today, 118 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,859 I know that much. 119 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:34,095 - You saw that, huh? 120 00:06:34,195 --> 00:06:35,296 - Yep. 121 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,764 The guy's such a bully. 122 00:06:38,465 --> 00:06:40,167 You're getting better. 123 00:06:40,268 --> 00:06:41,869 - At what? 124 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:43,104 - Your voices. 125 00:06:44,338 --> 00:06:45,506 - Thanks. 126 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:49,043 Our next guest has been entertaining audiences 127 00:06:49,143 --> 00:06:52,113 from Japan to Russia to- 128 00:06:53,147 --> 00:06:55,583 - All right, Grandpa, I'll see you in the morning. 129 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:56,918 - Hey, Sammy, where are you going? 130 00:06:57,018 --> 00:06:59,720 You always used to love to watch this show with me. 131 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,924 - I'm gonna go perform, I'm going to the club. 132 00:07:03,024 --> 00:07:07,427 - Sammy, there are two things I remember 133 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:09,163 about my life vividly. 134 00:07:10,298 --> 00:07:11,498 My fishing trips with you. 135 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:13,401 - Yeah, quicksand. 136 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:14,402 - I saved your life. 137 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:15,603 - But I lost the boots. 138 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:17,305 - There's a cost to everything. 139 00:07:17,405 --> 00:07:18,506 Okay, fishing 140 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:21,575 and us watching this show together. 141 00:07:21,676 --> 00:07:23,911 Come on, we never missed an episode. 142 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:26,747 - All right. 143 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:28,481 I was gonna leave a little early but- 144 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:31,018 - Yeah, no. - I'll stay for a minute. 145 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,019 - Don't forget, Sam, 146 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,487 it was always your dream to be right here 147 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:35,890 on The Latest Show. 148 00:07:35,990 --> 00:07:37,925 - Yeah, it still is. 149 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:40,194 - And you're gonna make it. 150 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:41,395 - Owen? 151 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:42,530 Owen, how you doing? 152 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,231 - I'm doing fine. 153 00:07:44,332 --> 00:07:46,167 So happy to be here, Jack. 154 00:07:46,267 --> 00:07:48,202 - Was he some kind of big deal? 155 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:49,437 - This guy? - Yeah, this guy. 156 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:50,905 - That's Dom Fletcher, this guy's a legend. 157 00:07:51,005 --> 00:07:52,273 - He's been good to me. - Well, 158 00:07:52,373 --> 00:07:53,441 they were playing his last episode 159 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:55,943 'cause you know, the gruesome death. 160 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:58,446 - He was an original, he was quite unique. 161 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:02,616 - Marlon Brando was the last original actor 162 00:08:02,717 --> 00:08:03,851 to come outta Hollywood. 163 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:06,454 And everybody else is just imitating him. 164 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:10,558 You know, naturalism and activism and- 165 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:13,194 - Naturalism and activism. 166 00:08:14,128 --> 00:08:15,730 - I've been dying to ask you all these years. 167 00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:17,732 - Yes, well go for it, it's your job. 168 00:08:17,832 --> 00:08:19,834 Yes, yeah, yeah, it's part of the job description. 169 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:22,603 - No kidding, it's his job, Dom. 170 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:25,473 What are you, choking on your own tongue out here? 171 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:26,574 You're on television. 172 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,379 - He doesn't mince words, doesn't he? 173 00:08:31,479 --> 00:08:32,279 - No, he does not, no, no. 174 00:08:32,380 --> 00:08:33,547 You had a question? 175 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:35,916 - Yeah, yeah, well, I hate to say it, Dom, 176 00:08:36,017 --> 00:08:37,985 but you know when you first started out- 177 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,420 - That's rude, I'm sorry. 178 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,223 - You weren't exactly, how should I put this? 179 00:08:42,323 --> 00:08:43,457 Refined. 180 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:45,092 - I wasn't good, Jack, you can say it. 181 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,427 I was crap. 182 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:47,628 - Crap? 183 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,797 You sucked, Dom. 184 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:52,233 - I don't know if I would've put it that way exactly, 185 00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:54,168 but there is some truth to that. 186 00:08:54,268 --> 00:08:55,036 - I'm being ganged up on here. 187 00:08:55,136 --> 00:08:57,605 Yes, but you're both right, yes, yes. 188 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:58,873 - Flash-forward a few years, 189 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,841 and then all of a sudden, bam, 190 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:03,310 you're now a ventriloquist out of nowhere 191 00:09:03,411 --> 00:09:04,945 and you're on top of the world. 192 00:09:05,046 --> 00:09:06,914 - Yeah. - Explain this to me. 193 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:07,982 - Ventriloquism? 194 00:09:08,783 --> 00:09:10,117 - No, I know what you mean. 195 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,987 Representation, Jack, just got some good representation. 196 00:09:13,087 --> 00:09:13,954 - Wow. 197 00:09:14,055 --> 00:09:15,423 Could you give my number to your agent? 198 00:09:15,524 --> 00:09:17,792 I would like him to represent me please. 199 00:09:17,892 --> 00:09:19,660 - No, I mean, you're doing just fine. 200 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:23,831 - All right, I gotta go, Grandpa. 201 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,466 I'll see you in the morning. 202 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,536 - Break a leg. 203 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:28,869 And remember- 204 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:31,572 - I loves you. 205 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,074 - I loves you, Gramps. 206 00:09:33,174 --> 00:09:35,743 - Uh, it's ah, it's.. Hey, you know, I think it's about time 207 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:37,411 to cut the commercial, isn't it? 208 00:09:37,512 --> 00:09:38,779 - You drunk. 209 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,081 - I don't know if you guys have noticed, 210 00:09:40,181 --> 00:09:42,950 Patrick Mahomes sounds a lot like Kermit the Frog. 211 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:45,286 Hey-o, it's me, Patrick Mahomes. 212 00:09:45,386 --> 00:09:47,588 Hey. 213 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:50,825 Jason Momoa and Macho Man Randy Savage. 214 00:09:50,925 --> 00:09:52,493 Oh yeah. 215 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:53,661 And weirdly enough, 216 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:56,163 they sound exactly like the Kool-Aid man. 217 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,099 Oh yeah. 218 00:09:58,199 --> 00:10:00,201 Yeah, they really think you suck, Sam. 219 00:10:00,301 --> 00:10:03,003 Of course, then there's Christian Slater and Jack Nicholson. 220 00:10:03,104 --> 00:10:07,675 Listen, you sound like me, you look like me, 221 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,677 you're even doing the eyebrow thing 222 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:12,514 and it's freaking me out. 223 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:13,481 Here's Johnny. 224 00:10:13,582 --> 00:10:15,082 That's my line. 225 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,587 - Getting better every time, Sam. 226 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:19,753 Nobody kills at Shims. 227 00:10:19,854 --> 00:10:22,123 - Yeah, it just feels like dying. 228 00:10:23,491 --> 00:10:25,226 - You gotta be used to it by now. 229 00:10:25,326 --> 00:10:28,062 - Ah. 230 00:10:28,162 --> 00:10:29,163 - Look at this. 231 00:10:29,263 --> 00:10:30,364 - What? 232 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:34,335 - Gray skies are clearing up, put on that happy face. 233 00:10:34,435 --> 00:10:35,636 - What's this? 234 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,104 - You got some fan mail, that's a first. 235 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,681 - "We represent the world's top musicians, 236 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:51,118 actors, comedians, news anchors, and leader. 237 00:10:52,621 --> 00:10:53,921 We would like to represent you. 238 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:57,526 Simply sign this invitation and we will be in touch." 239 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,367 - Do I love you this much? 240 00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:07,301 No. 241 00:11:07,401 --> 00:11:08,570 Do I love you this much? 242 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:09,670 No. 243 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:13,674 I love you this much. 244 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,809 Nobody loves you more than Daddy. 245 00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:18,045 Happy birthday, my Gin Bug. 246 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:20,114 - Well, hey, hey, hey, friend. 247 00:11:21,182 --> 00:11:23,684 Oh, what's wrong? 248 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:24,519 You look sad. 249 00:11:24,619 --> 00:11:25,920 Are you okay? 250 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:32,159 - Today is the anniversary of my dad's death, 251 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:37,865 and I just wish I could talk to him, that's all. 252 00:11:39,233 --> 00:11:40,034 - Oh. 253 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:43,737 I'm sorry. 254 00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:51,278 - Why do you have so much pep in your step today? 255 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:52,813 You get into the no-doz again? 256 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,048 - Nope, nope. 257 00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:56,984 Last night I was at the club, and guess what? 258 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,018 - Hmm? 259 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,187 - I got an invitation from an agency. 260 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,489 They wanna represent me. 261 00:12:04,325 --> 00:12:05,292 - Wow. - Yeah. 262 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,461 - What's the agency? 263 00:12:07,562 --> 00:12:08,329 - I don't know. 264 00:12:08,429 --> 00:12:09,196 But they have huge stars. 265 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,566 Apparently they represent huge stars 266 00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:13,334 and they want to represent me. 267 00:12:13,434 --> 00:12:14,603 - That's great, Sam. 268 00:12:14,703 --> 00:12:15,903 - Yeah. 269 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,205 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 270 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,040 - What did the invitation say? 271 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:23,911 - Well, it said that I had to sign it. 272 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:26,380 - Was anybody with the invitation or? 273 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,216 - No. 274 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,784 - Did you sign it? 275 00:12:33,254 --> 00:12:34,221 - Yeah. 276 00:12:36,357 --> 00:12:37,224 Is it weird? 277 00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:40,528 Yeah. 278 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,331 You know what? 279 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,734 It was probably MC Tony. 280 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,034 He's always pranking me and doing stuff like that. 281 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:50,404 He was probably just trying to tease me. 282 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,340 - I get it. 283 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:58,045 You wish someone would just waltz in and wave a magic wand, 284 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,081 catapult your career, make everything perfect for you. 285 00:13:02,316 --> 00:13:05,052 Yeah, I wish that was the way life worked. 286 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,722 - Sam, there's a cleanup on aisle five. 287 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:08,789 Cleanup on aisle five. 288 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,357 - There's a cleanup on aisle five. 289 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,325 - Hmm. 290 00:13:11,425 --> 00:13:12,393 - I gotta go clean it up. - That's you. 291 00:13:12,493 --> 00:13:14,128 - That's me, yeah. 292 00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:17,398 Hey, I'm sorry you're feeling sad today. 293 00:13:20,602 --> 00:13:21,368 Bye. 294 00:13:22,604 --> 00:13:23,505 - Hey, Sam? 295 00:13:23,605 --> 00:13:24,639 - Yeah? 296 00:13:24,739 --> 00:13:25,906 - Fuerte. 297 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:29,577 - For my next impressions, 298 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:33,280 I'm gonna impersonate Billy Bob Thornton's character 299 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:38,052 from Sling Blade giving Christopher Walken directions. 300 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:42,823 Take a right, then left, mm-hmm. 301 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:45,727 Then walk down, hmm, take a right. 302 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,662 Don't understand what you're saying. 303 00:13:47,762 --> 00:13:51,131 You said take a right then a left or left then a right? 304 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:54,769 I'm walking here and I'm lost and I need help. 305 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:57,404 I need help, I need some help. 306 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,076 Oh, gosh. 307 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,312 - There's a guy in the corner booth 308 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,181 who insists on speaking with you. 309 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:10,150 Name's Desmond, he's a talent scout. 310 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,419 - Huh. 311 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,589 Let's see what we got here. 312 00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:17,324 - Sam. 313 00:14:18,593 --> 00:14:20,461 The audience was crap tonight. 314 00:14:20,562 --> 00:14:21,862 - Welcome to my life. 315 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,964 - Doesn't have to be like this. 316 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,735 I work for someone, an agent, 317 00:14:26,835 --> 00:14:28,603 who can change everything for you. 318 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,072 - Yeah. 319 00:14:32,841 --> 00:14:33,874 What's the hook? 320 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,813 - Come on, Sam, there's no hook. 321 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,648 We think you have what it takes. 322 00:14:42,717 --> 00:14:43,685 - All right, listen. 323 00:14:43,785 --> 00:14:44,885 I already did the thing 324 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,688 where you pay the agent to represent you 325 00:14:46,788 --> 00:14:47,622 and I'm not gonna fall for that again. 326 00:14:47,722 --> 00:14:48,823 - No, no, no, no. 327 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:51,959 She's legit and she wants what she wants. 328 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,127 And she wants you, Sam. 329 00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:56,230 But it's a one-time offer. 330 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,301 There's the address. 331 00:15:04,873 --> 00:15:06,440 She's expecting you tomorrow. 332 00:15:15,717 --> 00:15:17,685 - I gotta work tomorrow. 333 00:15:22,857 --> 00:15:23,991 - Oh, Connie, 334 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,694 please report to Mr. Van Sickle's office ASAP. 335 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,095 - Wow. 336 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:30,297 They're not even being subtle about it anymore. 337 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,534 - Hey, was it true what you said the other day? 338 00:15:32,634 --> 00:15:35,637 - About you being good at weaseling out of hard work? 339 00:15:35,737 --> 00:15:38,338 - No, about me getting better at my impersonations. 340 00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:40,240 - I wouldn't lie to you about that. 341 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,341 - All right, well here's one. 342 00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:44,779 This is Owen Wilson as an OB-GYN. 343 00:15:44,879 --> 00:15:47,014 It's a girl, wow. 344 00:15:48,516 --> 00:15:51,485 - Yeah, maybe work on that one a little bit more. 345 00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:53,888 - She's crazy as a road lizard, wow. 346 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,989 - Oh gosh, Sam. 347 00:16:02,897 --> 00:16:04,599 - Surprise, surprise. 348 00:16:04,699 --> 00:16:06,033 Look who ain't working. 349 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,736 Clean up, aisle nine. 350 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:11,038 Your mop awaits, Princess. 351 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,676 - Sam, please report to the trash room 352 00:16:14,776 --> 00:16:16,544 for box breakdown. 353 00:16:16,644 --> 00:16:17,512 Sam. 354 00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:00,354 - Hello, Mr. Reinhold. 355 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,991 We've been expecting you. 356 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,162 Follow me. 357 00:17:42,997 --> 00:17:44,398 - Welcome, Sam. 358 00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:51,371 I've been in this business for a long time, Sam, 359 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:54,909 and I know talent when I see it, and you have it. 360 00:17:55,009 --> 00:17:56,243 - Thanks. 361 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,244 - Are you thirsty? 362 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,681 - Yeah, I'm a little thirsty. 363 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:05,019 Hmm, thanks. 364 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:16,196 - I never want you to be thirsty, Sam, ever again. 365 00:18:17,865 --> 00:18:19,499 You have greatness in you, 366 00:18:20,602 --> 00:18:24,438 but no one sees it and no one ever will, 367 00:18:24,539 --> 00:18:27,542 unless someone brings it out of you. 368 00:18:29,577 --> 00:18:32,847 Do you currently have representation, Sam? 369 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,352 - No. 370 00:18:40,622 --> 00:18:41,589 No. 371 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,324 No, I'm on my own. 372 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,594 - Well, then it's simple, let me represent you. 373 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,398 - It sounds great. 374 00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:53,968 It also just sounds too good to be true. 375 00:18:54,068 --> 00:18:56,236 How do I know it's real? 376 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,238 - I thought you'd never ask. 377 00:19:07,782 --> 00:19:08,616 Look. 378 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:13,921 See what I could give you. 379 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:31,438 - How- - I know where you've been. 380 00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:33,808 Now it's up to you where you go. 381 00:19:34,909 --> 00:19:38,046 All you've ever dreamt of, Sam, really can be yours. 382 00:19:38,146 --> 00:19:39,847 It's all right in front of you. 383 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,420 - Where do I sign? 384 00:19:48,589 --> 00:19:53,661 - From now on, this will be in your act. 385 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:55,195 Thank you, Sarah. 386 00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:05,807 - A puppet? 387 00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:08,910 You want me to perform with a puppet? 388 00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:10,243 By the way, 389 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:11,478 that is the creepiest little puppet I've ever seen. 390 00:20:11,579 --> 00:20:13,781 - Well, I think he's kind of handsome. 391 00:20:15,183 --> 00:20:17,618 Just like you, Sam. 392 00:20:21,989 --> 00:20:26,460 From the Maori and Inuit to the Zulu and ancient Greeks, 393 00:20:26,561 --> 00:20:29,362 ventriloquism is a sacred practice 394 00:20:29,463 --> 00:20:32,700 that has been part of the human experience for eons, 395 00:20:33,534 --> 00:20:35,503 and it's power lives on. 396 00:20:37,505 --> 00:20:40,440 - Then why are people with puppets on kids TV programs? 397 00:20:40,541 --> 00:20:43,611 - Because like many ancient rituals and beliefs, 398 00:20:43,711 --> 00:20:46,614 ventriloquism slowly made its way into the mainstream. 399 00:20:46,714 --> 00:20:48,850 - Kinda like Hasbro and Ouija boards. 400 00:20:51,886 --> 00:20:53,154 - Take it or leave it. 401 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,922 This is the only way we work. 402 00:21:05,733 --> 00:21:06,701 - Ah. 403 00:21:08,035 --> 00:21:09,203 Where's the pen? 404 00:21:13,174 --> 00:21:18,613 - Oh dear, these sorts of things aren't forged in ink. 405 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,769 Have a seat, Sam. 406 00:21:48,743 --> 00:21:49,644 - This is cool. 407 00:21:51,112 --> 00:21:51,946 Ow. 408 00:22:01,088 --> 00:22:02,023 - We're done here. 409 00:22:02,123 --> 00:22:03,658 - Oh, what about the dummy? 410 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:05,793 - He'll be delivered soon. 411 00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:09,997 Just one more thing. 412 00:22:20,508 --> 00:22:22,510 Welcome to the agency. 413 00:22:23,878 --> 00:22:24,812 - Yeah. 414 00:22:27,014 --> 00:22:28,816 - Follow me. 415 00:22:38,326 --> 00:22:39,060 - Sam? 416 00:22:40,895 --> 00:22:41,696 The door. 417 00:22:50,738 --> 00:22:51,606 - Mr. Reinhold- 418 00:22:51,706 --> 00:22:53,174 - Stop calling here, please. 419 00:22:53,274 --> 00:22:54,175 - Do you have a moment- 420 00:23:06,921 --> 00:23:08,488 - What is this here? 421 00:23:22,703 --> 00:23:26,741 No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. 422 00:23:31,345 --> 00:23:32,113 Nerd. 423 00:23:34,181 --> 00:23:34,949 All right. 424 00:23:44,992 --> 00:23:48,663 Oh, son of a, 425 00:23:48,763 --> 00:23:52,266 how the heck did you get here, you freaky little thing? 426 00:23:53,401 --> 00:23:56,771 So looks like we're gonna be working together soon, huh? 427 00:23:56,871 --> 00:23:59,472 Sam, it's nice to meet you. 428 00:24:00,708 --> 00:24:04,812 Hi, Sam, it's nice to meet you. 429 00:24:06,380 --> 00:24:07,148 Oh. 430 00:24:10,251 --> 00:24:12,019 Hi, Grandpa. 431 00:24:14,622 --> 00:24:15,756 - Jesus, Mary and Joseph. 432 00:24:15,856 --> 00:24:17,391 What, there's two of you now? 433 00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:19,660 It's just a prop. 434 00:24:20,428 --> 00:24:22,029 I'm gonna work it into my new act. 435 00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:23,496 And do you know why? 436 00:24:23,597 --> 00:24:24,732 - No. 437 00:24:24,832 --> 00:24:29,270 - Because your grandson got a new agent. 438 00:24:29,370 --> 00:24:30,137 Yeah. 439 00:24:30,237 --> 00:24:31,372 She gave me the prop 440 00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:33,074 because she thinks it's gonna help my career. 441 00:24:33,174 --> 00:24:33,874 - Oh, Sam. 442 00:24:33,975 --> 00:24:35,242 Sam, this is huge. 443 00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:36,444 A new agent. 444 00:24:36,544 --> 00:24:37,812 Oh, Sam, this is big news, this is serious. 445 00:24:37,912 --> 00:24:39,814 And what, she found you at the club? 446 00:24:39,914 --> 00:24:43,150 - Well, I mean, her talent scout, yeah, yeah. 447 00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:44,185 - Yeah. - Yeah. 448 00:24:44,285 --> 00:24:45,386 Hey, guess what? - What? 449 00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:46,821 - Something in the mail just came for you 450 00:24:46,921 --> 00:24:49,724 that is gonna make your life a heck of a lot easier. 451 00:24:49,824 --> 00:24:50,458 - Okay. 452 00:24:50,558 --> 00:24:51,325 - All right, you ready? 453 00:24:51,425 --> 00:24:52,526 - Yep. 454 00:24:54,195 --> 00:24:55,329 - There we go. 455 00:24:55,429 --> 00:24:59,266 - Okay, I am guessing this is a new case of nymph flies 456 00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:01,102 for our next fishing trip. 457 00:25:01,202 --> 00:25:03,738 - I wish we could afford a fishing trip. 458 00:25:03,838 --> 00:25:05,773 But it is the next best thing. 459 00:25:05,873 --> 00:25:06,707 You ready for this? - Yep. 460 00:25:06,807 --> 00:25:08,009 - I want you to close your eyes. 461 00:25:08,109 --> 00:25:08,609 - Okay. 462 00:25:08,709 --> 00:25:09,977 - Keep them closed. 463 00:25:11,512 --> 00:25:12,680 Ta-da. 464 00:25:13,581 --> 00:25:14,815 - Hey. 465 00:25:14,915 --> 00:25:15,950 - Yeah, I took your Medicaid check, 466 00:25:16,050 --> 00:25:17,218 I got you a brand new oxygen machine. 467 00:25:17,318 --> 00:25:18,386 - Oh, whoopy. 468 00:25:18,486 --> 00:25:19,387 - It's battery operated, voice controlled, 469 00:25:19,487 --> 00:25:20,554 it's light as a feather. 470 00:25:20,654 --> 00:25:21,622 You don't have to walk around 471 00:25:21,722 --> 00:25:23,391 with that tank of oxygen anymore. 472 00:25:23,491 --> 00:25:25,726 - You know, the doctor was telling me 473 00:25:25,826 --> 00:25:28,129 not to become addicted to oxygen. 474 00:25:28,229 --> 00:25:29,930 Too much O2 not good for you. 475 00:25:30,031 --> 00:25:34,602 - You can't look a gift horse in the mouth, Wilbert. 476 00:25:37,304 --> 00:25:38,205 - Don't gimme, Ed. 477 00:25:38,305 --> 00:25:39,240 Don't gimme Ed. 478 00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:41,542 Where's my tank? 479 00:25:41,642 --> 00:25:42,543 - It's right here. 480 00:25:42,643 --> 00:25:44,513 Tell it, say, "Turn on machine." 481 00:25:44,612 --> 00:25:46,814 - Turn on machine. 482 00:25:46,914 --> 00:25:50,017 Oh no, I've entered a whole new world. 483 00:25:52,486 --> 00:25:53,888 - Hello. 484 00:25:53,988 --> 00:25:56,023 You've reached the Reinholds, you know what to do. 485 00:25:57,091 --> 00:25:58,459 - Mr. Reinhold, I'm sorry, Mr- 486 00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:00,194 - Hey, I said stop calling here. 487 00:26:00,294 --> 00:26:01,462 You've gotta stop calling. 488 00:26:01,562 --> 00:26:03,264 This is basically harassment. 489 00:26:03,364 --> 00:26:04,465 We are not interested. 490 00:26:04,565 --> 00:26:06,434 Stop calling this number. 491 00:26:06,535 --> 00:26:07,536 Golly. 492 00:26:12,306 --> 00:26:13,374 What the? 493 00:26:37,331 --> 00:26:42,303 You have like a little speaker in your head or something? 494 00:26:43,505 --> 00:26:44,338 A battery pack? 495 00:26:45,873 --> 00:26:48,142 You're just a little dummy. 496 00:27:15,202 --> 00:27:20,341 - Hey, you've called this number 243 times in the last year. 497 00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:22,276 I know who you are. 498 00:27:22,376 --> 00:27:26,180 I know that you are wearing a red sweatshirt. 499 00:27:27,648 --> 00:27:28,949 - Who is this? 500 00:27:29,049 --> 00:27:33,020 - Call me Fergus, but you better never call me again. 501 00:27:33,622 --> 00:27:34,788 Bye. 502 00:27:40,294 --> 00:27:44,131 - Why Fergus, let's see what else you got. 503 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:46,367 - Woo. 504 00:27:47,401 --> 00:27:49,803 Well, I guess we can check the old conveyor belt 505 00:27:49,904 --> 00:27:50,704 off the list, huh? 506 00:27:50,804 --> 00:27:52,072 - Yeah, I guess that means 507 00:27:52,173 --> 00:27:53,642 we've pretty much done it everywhere. 508 00:27:53,741 --> 00:27:54,509 - Almost. 509 00:27:54,609 --> 00:27:56,210 - Uh-huh. 510 00:27:56,310 --> 00:27:57,111 - Oh. - Oh. 511 00:27:57,211 --> 00:27:58,412 - Oh. 512 00:27:58,513 --> 00:27:59,446 - I have to pee. 513 00:27:59,548 --> 00:28:01,115 - Yeah, you do. - Mm. 514 00:28:01,982 --> 00:28:03,552 At least you get to look at that. 515 00:28:03,652 --> 00:28:04,586 - Yeah. 516 00:28:04,685 --> 00:28:07,154 Makes me want to go boom. 517 00:28:13,827 --> 00:28:16,230 Yeah, Van Sickle, manager of everything. 518 00:28:17,164 --> 00:28:20,167 - I know you're with that whore, Bobby. 519 00:28:20,267 --> 00:28:21,468 - Karen, honey? 520 00:28:22,870 --> 00:28:25,873 - After 20 years of marriage, this is what you do? 521 00:28:25,973 --> 00:28:28,175 I hope you get gonorrhea and die. 522 00:28:28,275 --> 00:28:29,176 - No. 523 00:28:31,312 --> 00:28:32,346 - Gonorrhea, Fergus? 524 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:37,051 - Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be amazed. 525 00:28:37,151 --> 00:28:39,753 For the first time ever here at Shims, 526 00:28:39,853 --> 00:28:42,691 Sam and his little friend, Fergus. 527 00:28:47,562 --> 00:28:48,929 Okay. 528 00:28:49,029 --> 00:28:52,333 To demonstrate the world-class impressions of Sam Reinhold, 529 00:28:52,433 --> 00:28:55,069 we're gonna have tonight's audience pick one celebrity 530 00:28:55,169 --> 00:28:58,640 and one cartoon character for Sam to impersonate. 531 00:28:58,739 --> 00:28:59,974 Now let's hear what you've got. 532 00:29:01,242 --> 00:29:02,510 James Earl Jones. 533 00:29:04,078 --> 00:29:05,846 - Which celebrity would you like to hear Sam impersonate? 534 00:29:05,946 --> 00:29:07,014 Jimmy Stewart. 535 00:29:07,114 --> 00:29:08,717 - Now can I get a cartoon character? 536 00:29:10,484 --> 00:29:14,689 Something tells me you've got a cartoon character in mind. 537 00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:18,425 Got it. 538 00:29:18,526 --> 00:29:20,394 Okay, Sam. 539 00:29:20,494 --> 00:29:22,963 Jimmy Stewart and Miss Piggy. 540 00:29:23,063 --> 00:29:25,266 Oh, okay. 541 00:29:25,366 --> 00:29:25,966 All right. 542 00:29:26,066 --> 00:29:26,800 - Good luck. 543 00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:28,469 - Let's see what I got. 544 00:29:28,570 --> 00:29:30,070 Okay. 545 00:29:36,977 --> 00:29:39,714 ♪ Buffalo girls can't you come out tonight ♪ 546 00:29:39,813 --> 00:29:40,814 ♪ Can't you come out tonight 547 00:29:40,914 --> 00:29:42,751 ♪ Can't you come out tonight 548 00:29:42,850 --> 00:29:45,319 ♪ Buffalo girls can't you come out tonight ♪ 549 00:29:45,419 --> 00:29:50,257 ♪ And dance by the light of the moon ♪ 550 00:29:53,193 --> 00:29:56,096 What'd you wish for when you threw that rock? 551 00:29:56,196 --> 00:29:59,199 - Well, if I tell you it won't come true. 552 00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:02,069 - What is it that you want, Mary? 553 00:30:03,337 --> 00:30:04,405 You want the moon? 554 00:30:05,507 --> 00:30:07,441 Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it 555 00:30:07,542 --> 00:30:08,909 and I'll pull it down. 556 00:30:09,711 --> 00:30:12,514 Say, that's a pretty good idea. 557 00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:14,749 I'll get you the moon, Mary. 558 00:30:14,848 --> 00:30:17,284 - I think I'd like that, Jimmy. 559 00:30:19,987 --> 00:30:22,056 - I'm not Jimmy, I'm George. 560 00:30:22,156 --> 00:30:23,123 - What? 561 00:30:23,792 --> 00:30:25,760 No, you are not, you're Jimmy. 562 00:30:27,094 --> 00:30:28,028 - Actually, Miss Piggy, hold on a second, 563 00:30:28,128 --> 00:30:29,597 we're in a major motion picture 564 00:30:29,698 --> 00:30:31,031 and we're doing a scene here and I'm playing a character. 565 00:30:31,131 --> 00:30:32,801 I'm George Bailey and you are Mary. 566 00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:36,236 - I'm not Mary, silly, I'm Miss Piggy. 567 00:30:37,004 --> 00:30:38,205 - Okay, hold on a second. 568 00:30:38,305 --> 00:30:40,642 Mr. Capra, Frank, we gotta cut, we gotta cut. 569 00:30:40,742 --> 00:30:42,876 The pig here, she's ruining the scene. 570 00:30:42,976 --> 00:30:44,779 - Pig? 571 00:30:44,878 --> 00:30:46,681 I'll show you pig, Jimmy. 572 00:30:46,781 --> 00:30:48,583 Moi's ruining the scene? 573 00:30:48,683 --> 00:30:49,818 Here's what I think of that. 574 00:30:49,917 --> 00:30:50,918 Hiiiya. 575 00:30:58,092 --> 00:31:01,328 - Ladies and gentlemen, Sam and Fergus. 576 00:31:04,666 --> 00:31:06,500 Wow. 577 00:31:06,601 --> 00:31:08,636 Whoa. 578 00:31:08,737 --> 00:31:09,970 Look at that. 579 00:31:10,705 --> 00:31:11,872 - Yeah. 580 00:31:14,942 --> 00:31:16,410 That's crazy. 581 00:31:16,511 --> 00:31:17,579 - Sam. 582 00:31:17,679 --> 00:31:18,747 How long have you been working 583 00:31:18,847 --> 00:31:20,347 on that Jimmy Stewart impersonation? 584 00:31:20,447 --> 00:31:21,949 - I don't know, Tony, my whole life. 585 00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:23,518 - That was incredible. 586 00:31:23,618 --> 00:31:25,587 I've never seen anyone slay a crowd like that, 587 00:31:25,687 --> 00:31:28,021 especially one of our crowds. 588 00:31:28,122 --> 00:31:29,123 If you keep performing like that, 589 00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:30,290 I'm gonna give you Friday night. 590 00:31:30,391 --> 00:31:34,495 - Oh, you better not be teasing me, Tony. 591 00:31:34,596 --> 00:31:36,731 Hey, you won't regret it, Tony. 592 00:31:36,831 --> 00:31:37,898 - Fergus. 593 00:31:37,998 --> 00:31:39,166 - Come here, gonna hug you. 594 00:31:39,266 --> 00:31:40,100 - Ah. - I'm gonna hug you. 595 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:40,668 - Get away from me. 596 00:31:40,769 --> 00:31:42,236 - Yeah. 597 00:31:42,336 --> 00:31:46,006 Yeah, you little freaky little guy. 598 00:31:47,241 --> 00:31:49,811 You've caught my employer's attention, Sam. 599 00:31:49,910 --> 00:31:51,278 Keep it up. 600 00:31:51,378 --> 00:31:54,081 And every time you and Fergus post on social media, 601 00:31:54,181 --> 00:31:58,820 you'll be paid $5,000 a story and 10 grand a post. 602 00:31:58,919 --> 00:32:01,823 Now, I know, that's not much, 603 00:32:01,922 --> 00:32:04,626 but not bad for a day's work, right? 604 00:32:06,728 --> 00:32:09,898 Thank you, man, that's a lot. 605 00:32:09,997 --> 00:32:10,964 Yeah, that's, 606 00:32:11,064 --> 00:32:12,700 thank you, Desmond. 607 00:32:14,435 --> 00:32:17,872 All right, Fergus, let's make $10,000. 608 00:32:17,971 --> 00:32:18,740 You ready? 609 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,542 Say cheese. 610 00:32:20,642 --> 00:32:21,975 - Cheese. 611 00:32:38,091 --> 00:32:39,193 - Virginia. 612 00:32:39,293 --> 00:32:40,728 Shouldn't you be on registers? 613 00:32:40,829 --> 00:32:44,465 - Yeah, Connie, Van Sickle already approved my break 614 00:32:44,566 --> 00:32:45,834 so you don't need to, 615 00:32:45,934 --> 00:32:47,367 I thought we're off until- 616 00:32:49,604 --> 00:32:50,638 - I got you. 617 00:32:50,738 --> 00:32:52,372 - What the heck is that? 618 00:32:52,473 --> 00:32:55,275 - My name is Sam Reinhold and I run a family business. 619 00:32:55,375 --> 00:32:58,580 And this is my son and my business partner, Fergus. 620 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,181 - Okay, but how did you just do Connie's voice like that? 621 00:33:01,281 --> 00:33:03,685 - It's just no big deal, it's something I'm working on. 622 00:33:03,785 --> 00:33:05,820 I got a new prop, new act. 623 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:06,788 Virginia, meet Fergus. 624 00:33:06,888 --> 00:33:08,188 Fergus, meet Virginia. 625 00:33:08,288 --> 00:33:09,189 - Nice to meet you, Fergus. 626 00:33:09,289 --> 00:33:12,092 - It's nice to meet you, Virginia. 627 00:33:16,798 --> 00:33:17,765 - Wow. 628 00:33:20,467 --> 00:33:22,002 You look nice. 629 00:33:23,036 --> 00:33:23,938 Different. 630 00:33:24,037 --> 00:33:25,072 - Yeah. 631 00:33:25,172 --> 00:33:26,306 Yeah, I feel a bit different. 632 00:33:26,406 --> 00:33:27,976 - Now all you need is a haircut. 633 00:33:28,075 --> 00:33:29,176 - Okay. 634 00:33:29,276 --> 00:33:30,444 What have we got here? 635 00:33:30,545 --> 00:33:31,478 What is this? 636 00:33:32,814 --> 00:33:33,848 - Look at these. 637 00:33:33,948 --> 00:33:36,751 Do you remember my first team meeting? 638 00:33:36,851 --> 00:33:39,019 They asked us to do vision boards. 639 00:33:39,119 --> 00:33:39,988 It's like three years ago. 640 00:33:40,087 --> 00:33:41,288 - Yeah, I remember that. 641 00:33:41,388 --> 00:33:42,489 - Mm-hmm. 642 00:33:43,156 --> 00:33:44,458 - Hold on a minute. 643 00:33:44,559 --> 00:33:46,193 So you've wanted to be a biomedical engineer 644 00:33:46,293 --> 00:33:48,495 since you started working at the store? 645 00:33:48,596 --> 00:33:49,564 - Mm-hmm. 646 00:33:49,664 --> 00:33:50,330 - Wow. 647 00:33:50,430 --> 00:33:52,332 - Six and a half semesters. 648 00:33:52,432 --> 00:33:53,568 I don't have enough time or money, 649 00:33:53,668 --> 00:33:56,905 which means that I will graduate in three years, 650 00:33:57,005 --> 00:33:57,739 give or take. 651 00:33:57,839 --> 00:33:58,740 - Wow. 652 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,008 - Hard work. 653 00:34:00,107 --> 00:34:01,141 Proofs in the pudding. 654 00:34:01,241 --> 00:34:02,977 - Did somebody say pudding? 655 00:34:03,076 --> 00:34:04,077 - No, Sam. 656 00:34:05,345 --> 00:34:06,614 - All right, robotic arm, I get that, 657 00:34:06,714 --> 00:34:09,082 the organs, I understand, you got the medical stuff. 658 00:34:09,182 --> 00:34:10,552 The cross is obvious. 659 00:34:11,686 --> 00:34:12,820 But this. 660 00:34:12,921 --> 00:34:15,122 Why do you have a scale of justice on your vision board? 661 00:34:15,222 --> 00:34:17,324 - My dad, he was a lawyer. 662 00:34:17,424 --> 00:34:18,492 - Really? 663 00:34:18,593 --> 00:34:20,828 - Mm-hmm, and his dad, lawmen all the way back. 664 00:34:20,929 --> 00:34:22,797 - Huh, that's impressive. 665 00:34:22,897 --> 00:34:23,565 - Mm-hmm. 666 00:34:23,665 --> 00:34:24,799 - Something tells me 667 00:34:24,899 --> 00:34:27,035 that he wasn't your run-of-the-mill ambulance chaser. 668 00:34:27,134 --> 00:34:29,504 - No, no, far from it. 669 00:34:30,437 --> 00:34:34,141 I mean, he cared about truth and justice 670 00:34:34,241 --> 00:34:37,745 and actual people in the courtroom, 671 00:34:37,845 --> 00:34:40,782 even when it wasn't so easy. 672 00:34:40,882 --> 00:34:41,683 Then he died, 673 00:34:42,584 --> 00:34:47,120 and mom offered to pay for law school, 674 00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:49,557 an offer I couldn't refuse. 675 00:34:49,657 --> 00:34:53,528 But a year of contract and civil procedure, 676 00:34:53,628 --> 00:34:58,566 it just showed me that practicing law was not me. 677 00:35:00,001 --> 00:35:01,368 And she said, 678 00:35:01,468 --> 00:35:06,173 "Virginia, you're destroying the family legacy." 679 00:35:06,507 --> 00:35:07,675 - Wow. 680 00:35:07,775 --> 00:35:09,577 - And she cut me off. 681 00:35:11,946 --> 00:35:13,213 - That's rough. 682 00:35:13,313 --> 00:35:14,515 - That's her. 683 00:35:15,182 --> 00:35:16,116 - Yikes. 684 00:35:16,216 --> 00:35:17,885 - So here I am, Sam, 685 00:35:20,054 --> 00:35:22,122 putting myself through school, 686 00:35:23,357 --> 00:35:25,927 putting the super in Super Duper- 687 00:35:26,027 --> 00:35:27,028 - Did somebody say pudding? 688 00:35:27,127 --> 00:35:28,295 - Stop it. 689 00:35:29,363 --> 00:35:32,600 When I should be at the library studying for midterms. 690 00:35:33,534 --> 00:35:36,203 - Well, you want to know what I know? 691 00:35:37,038 --> 00:35:39,473 Your dad would be very proud of you. 692 00:35:41,943 --> 00:35:44,211 You wanna know why I know that? 693 00:35:44,311 --> 00:35:45,913 - Why? 694 00:35:46,981 --> 00:35:48,181 - Because I am. 695 00:35:53,888 --> 00:35:56,991 - Well, look at these two lovebirds, huh? 696 00:35:57,091 --> 00:35:58,191 Virginia, your break's over, 697 00:35:58,291 --> 00:35:59,827 and the two of you both know the HR rules, 698 00:35:59,927 --> 00:36:02,063 we don't fraternize with coworkers now, do we? 699 00:36:02,162 --> 00:36:03,463 Huh? 700 00:36:03,564 --> 00:36:07,001 Okay, what in the Sam Hill ugly freak thing, 701 00:36:07,101 --> 00:36:08,201 what is that? 702 00:36:08,301 --> 00:36:10,203 You bringing toys to work now? 703 00:36:12,006 --> 00:36:12,807 - We're going. 704 00:36:14,307 --> 00:36:15,510 - Till next time. 705 00:36:20,247 --> 00:36:23,383 - Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 706 00:36:24,251 --> 00:36:26,020 Let's raise some hell. 707 00:36:27,855 --> 00:36:28,823 Top of the day to ya. 708 00:36:28,923 --> 00:36:31,092 This is your friendly superstore manager, 709 00:36:31,191 --> 00:36:32,860 Robert Van Sickle speaking. 710 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,028 And at Super Duper Superstore, 711 00:36:34,128 --> 00:36:35,863 we honor our customers and animals alike. 712 00:36:35,963 --> 00:36:37,065 And here's a fun fact, 713 00:36:37,165 --> 00:36:39,232 today is National Chicken Day. 714 00:36:40,267 --> 00:36:41,536 So in honor of today, 715 00:36:41,636 --> 00:36:43,037 your favorite Super Duper Superstore 716 00:36:43,137 --> 00:36:46,507 is now offering right here and now free rotisserie chicken 717 00:36:46,607 --> 00:36:48,241 to any and all customers. 718 00:36:48,341 --> 00:36:49,577 - Excuse me. 719 00:36:49,677 --> 00:36:50,645 - That's right, free, free, free. 720 00:36:50,745 --> 00:36:52,613 Come find me at the chicken heater. 721 00:36:55,348 --> 00:36:56,216 - Thank you. 722 00:36:56,316 --> 00:36:57,552 - I'm the real manager. 723 00:36:57,652 --> 00:36:58,686 Excuse me. - Free chicken. 724 00:36:58,786 --> 00:37:00,121 - Sir, hey, these are not free, okay? 725 00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:01,155 They're not free. 726 00:37:01,288 --> 00:37:02,489 Hey. 727 00:37:02,590 --> 00:37:03,658 - Here for the free Chicken. 728 00:37:03,758 --> 00:37:04,525 - Hey, don't touch my chicken. 729 00:37:06,326 --> 00:37:07,427 Come find me at the chicken heater. 730 00:37:07,528 --> 00:37:08,529 - You gonna pay for that, ma'am? 731 00:37:08,629 --> 00:37:09,463 - I'll have my toothpick in- 732 00:37:09,564 --> 00:37:10,531 - Ma'am? 733 00:37:10,631 --> 00:37:12,100 - And there's a V on my belt buckle. 734 00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:19,339 - What is going on? 735 00:37:21,075 --> 00:37:22,810 Dear Vanny, I quit. 736 00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:23,544 Sam. 737 00:37:23,644 --> 00:37:25,847 Ha, you don't quit, I fire you. 738 00:37:33,588 --> 00:37:34,622 - Hey, Kermit, back off. 739 00:37:34,722 --> 00:37:36,356 I don't want you steal my kingdom. 740 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:43,131 No, I'm not trying to steal. 741 00:37:43,231 --> 00:37:45,900 Hey, it's not easy being me. 742 00:37:57,145 --> 00:37:59,446 - Looking good, Sam. 743 00:37:59,547 --> 00:38:00,748 You're looking good. 744 00:38:05,485 --> 00:38:07,755 - Ladies and gentlemen, for weeks now, 745 00:38:07,855 --> 00:38:11,259 Sam and Fergus have been blowing our minds nightly. 746 00:38:11,358 --> 00:38:12,693 What you are about to witness 747 00:38:12,794 --> 00:38:15,462 has never been attempted on stage. 748 00:38:15,563 --> 00:38:18,266 But right here, right now, 749 00:38:18,365 --> 00:38:23,171 I give you master impressionist, Sam Reinhold. 750 00:38:26,073 --> 00:38:28,776 But first, we need a volunteer. 751 00:38:29,811 --> 00:38:32,345 Oh, we're sure not lacking candidates. 752 00:38:32,445 --> 00:38:34,115 You, the young lady in the blue. 753 00:38:34,215 --> 00:38:34,982 Come on up here. 754 00:38:36,818 --> 00:38:37,785 Yes. 755 00:38:38,385 --> 00:38:39,587 And what's your name? 756 00:38:39,687 --> 00:38:40,688 - Beth. 757 00:38:40,788 --> 00:38:42,355 - Beth, thank you so much for coming. 758 00:38:42,455 --> 00:38:43,658 - Yeah, I love Sam and Fergus. 759 00:38:43,758 --> 00:38:45,293 I've been to all their performances, 760 00:38:45,392 --> 00:38:46,661 I think their impressions are unbelievable. 761 00:38:46,761 --> 00:38:48,863 - Well, I know they appreciate that. 762 00:38:48,963 --> 00:38:49,897 - I love you, Sam. 763 00:38:50,832 --> 00:38:53,835 - Well, let's put those skills to the test. 764 00:38:53,935 --> 00:38:54,669 What do you say? 765 00:38:54,769 --> 00:38:55,468 You ready? 766 00:38:57,605 --> 00:39:00,842 To prove that this is unrehearsed and unrecorded, 767 00:39:00,942 --> 00:39:02,543 I'm gonna ask the audience for a prompt. 768 00:39:02,643 --> 00:39:04,645 Once we decide on that prompt, 769 00:39:04,745 --> 00:39:07,380 I want you to speak right here into this microphone. 770 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,783 And then Sam- 771 00:39:08,883 --> 00:39:09,382 - Hmm? 772 00:39:10,952 --> 00:39:14,055 - I mean, Fergus will do his best impression of you. 773 00:39:14,155 --> 00:39:15,056 Got it? 774 00:39:15,156 --> 00:39:16,489 - Got it. 775 00:39:16,591 --> 00:39:19,293 - Okay, so the category for tonight is children's songs. 776 00:39:20,895 --> 00:39:22,063 Itsy-bitsy spider? 777 00:39:24,198 --> 00:39:26,433 The itsy bitsy spider it is. 778 00:39:26,534 --> 00:39:28,903 Okay, you ready? 779 00:39:29,003 --> 00:39:33,574 ♪ The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout ♪ 780 00:39:33,674 --> 00:39:37,778 ♪ And down came the rain and washed the spider out ♪ 781 00:39:37,879 --> 00:39:41,849 ♪ Out came the sun and it dried up all the rain ♪ 782 00:39:41,949 --> 00:39:45,887 ♪ And the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again ♪ 783 00:39:45,987 --> 00:39:47,889 And that's how it's done. 784 00:39:47,989 --> 00:39:50,558 Can I get a warm Shims round of applause for that? 785 00:39:50,658 --> 00:39:52,660 Thank you so much, Beth. 786 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,563 She even had the hand motions and everything. 787 00:39:56,530 --> 00:39:59,367 Now is the moment you've all been waiting for. 788 00:39:59,466 --> 00:40:03,671 Let's see if the world-famous Sam Reinhold can, 789 00:40:03,771 --> 00:40:06,807 with his head literally underwater, 790 00:40:06,908 --> 00:40:10,344 imitate Beth singing the Itsy Bitsy Spider. 791 00:40:10,443 --> 00:40:11,545 Drum roll, please. 792 00:41:15,776 --> 00:41:19,647 ♪ The itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again ♪ 793 00:41:19,747 --> 00:41:23,384 ♪ And that's what it's all about ♪ 794 00:41:35,796 --> 00:41:38,165 - How'd I do tonight? 795 00:41:38,265 --> 00:41:39,433 - What do you mean? 796 00:41:39,533 --> 00:41:41,836 You were right there, they loved it. 797 00:41:41,936 --> 00:41:43,170 The whole world is loving it. 798 00:41:43,270 --> 00:41:45,206 You are blowing up, brother. 799 00:41:45,306 --> 00:41:46,107 Check it out. 800 00:41:48,442 --> 00:41:51,612 650,000 followers practically overnight. 801 00:41:51,712 --> 00:41:53,314 - Oh, my gosh. 802 00:41:53,414 --> 00:41:54,749 - You know, Sam, 803 00:41:55,883 --> 00:41:58,519 do you know 20 years ago I was an intern for Jack Conrad? 804 00:41:58,619 --> 00:42:00,388 - You were? 805 00:42:00,488 --> 00:42:02,023 - And he's still a dear friend. 806 00:42:03,157 --> 00:42:06,260 He told me that if I ever came across a fresh talent 807 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,997 that he had to have on the show, I can make a call. 808 00:42:11,832 --> 00:42:14,902 I've never taken him up on that offer until tonight. 809 00:42:18,706 --> 00:42:20,141 Congratulations, Sam. 810 00:42:20,241 --> 00:42:22,610 He wants you on the show. 811 00:42:24,745 --> 00:42:25,946 - Are you kidding me? 812 00:42:26,614 --> 00:42:28,582 - I kid but not about this. 813 00:42:28,682 --> 00:42:30,017 This is serious. 814 00:42:30,117 --> 00:42:31,552 - Jack Conrad? 815 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:36,357 Yeah, Tony. 816 00:42:36,457 --> 00:42:37,391 Oh. 817 00:42:37,491 --> 00:42:38,993 Oh, thank you. 818 00:42:39,093 --> 00:42:42,196 - Well, at this rate, you'll probably be poached 819 00:42:42,296 --> 00:42:44,999 by those rumrunners over at the Pioneer Center. 820 00:42:45,099 --> 00:42:47,568 Gotta try to keep you here somehow, right? 821 00:42:47,668 --> 00:42:48,402 Great set. 822 00:42:48,502 --> 00:42:49,603 - I love you, Tony. 823 00:42:49,703 --> 00:42:51,072 I love you. 824 00:42:51,172 --> 00:42:52,039 - Hey Sam. - Hi. 825 00:42:53,207 --> 00:42:54,008 - You really don't know 826 00:42:54,108 --> 00:42:56,777 how much your performances mean to me. 827 00:43:06,187 --> 00:43:08,355 - Well hello, Beth. 828 00:43:12,493 --> 00:43:13,627 Oh, I missed. 829 00:43:15,530 --> 00:43:16,363 Hi. 830 00:43:16,464 --> 00:43:18,199 - That was amazing. - Hi. 831 00:43:18,299 --> 00:43:19,400 - Amazing, Sam. 832 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:20,734 - You came. 833 00:43:20,835 --> 00:43:23,204 - I wouldn't have missed it for the world. 834 00:43:23,304 --> 00:43:24,605 - Oh okay. 835 00:43:27,509 --> 00:43:28,409 - Yeah. 836 00:43:32,279 --> 00:43:32,813 Are you serious? 837 00:43:32,913 --> 00:43:34,982 - I'm serious. - Yes. 838 00:43:35,082 --> 00:43:36,450 - I'm serious. 839 00:43:36,551 --> 00:43:37,318 - That's amazing. 840 00:43:37,418 --> 00:43:39,153 - Isn't that amazing? 841 00:43:40,522 --> 00:43:41,922 - I'm so proud of you. 842 00:43:43,090 --> 00:43:45,259 - The couple next door has been going at it all morning, 843 00:43:45,359 --> 00:43:46,528 and not in a good way. 844 00:43:46,627 --> 00:43:47,828 - Grandpa. 845 00:43:47,928 --> 00:43:50,197 Hat, sweater, I got something to show you. 846 00:43:50,297 --> 00:43:51,098 - Okay. 847 00:43:57,071 --> 00:43:58,472 - Thank you. 848 00:44:05,246 --> 00:44:06,581 "Sam. 849 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:07,815 Now you're the king of your castle. 850 00:44:07,915 --> 00:44:09,884 Soon you'll be king of the world. 851 00:44:10,985 --> 00:44:12,119 Madam." 852 00:44:18,593 --> 00:44:19,360 Grandpa. 853 00:44:20,494 --> 00:44:21,695 We're kings of the world. 854 00:44:21,795 --> 00:44:23,364 - King of the world. 855 00:44:27,134 --> 00:44:28,235 Ducks. - Ducks. 856 00:44:28,335 --> 00:44:30,271 - They've got ducks. 857 00:44:36,810 --> 00:44:38,212 - Welcome home. 858 00:44:40,281 --> 00:44:42,551 - Sammy, thank you. 859 00:44:42,651 --> 00:44:43,317 Thank you. 860 00:44:43,417 --> 00:44:44,351 I'm so proud of you. 861 00:44:45,286 --> 00:44:47,087 - Do you wanna be even more proud of me? 862 00:44:47,188 --> 00:44:48,155 - Can I be? 863 00:44:49,089 --> 00:44:50,457 - Guess who's going to New York City? 864 00:44:50,559 --> 00:44:52,026 - Uh-uh. 865 00:44:52,126 --> 00:44:54,328 - Guess who's gonna be on The Latest Show with Jack Conrad? 866 00:44:54,428 --> 00:44:55,496 - No. - Yes. 867 00:44:55,597 --> 00:44:56,397 - No. - Yes. 868 00:44:56,497 --> 00:44:57,398 - No. 869 00:44:57,498 --> 00:44:58,399 Dream coming true. 870 00:44:58,499 --> 00:44:59,634 - The dream's coming true. 871 00:44:59,733 --> 00:45:00,669 - Dream coming true. 872 00:45:00,768 --> 00:45:02,236 - Hey, you hear that? 873 00:45:02,336 --> 00:45:04,673 The dream is coming true. - The dream is coming true. 874 00:45:11,779 --> 00:45:14,181 - Any cool guest today, Dad? 875 00:45:15,282 --> 00:45:16,951 - Well, the network insisted we do another segment 876 00:45:17,051 --> 00:45:19,621 on the goofy kid who plays the bagpipes. 877 00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:20,689 - Billy Murphy? 878 00:45:20,788 --> 00:45:21,690 Dad, no. 879 00:45:21,789 --> 00:45:22,657 Billy Murphy, babe. 880 00:45:22,790 --> 00:45:24,792 He's so cringe, Dad. 881 00:45:24,892 --> 00:45:26,827 - Oh, and what's his name? 882 00:45:26,927 --> 00:45:29,296 The ventriloquist who's blowing up right now? 883 00:45:29,396 --> 00:45:30,297 - Sam Reinhold? 884 00:45:30,397 --> 00:45:31,332 - Mm-hmm. - No way. 885 00:45:31,432 --> 00:45:33,801 Babe, Sam Reinhold is gonna be on the show. 886 00:45:33,901 --> 00:45:35,402 Dad, he's goated. 887 00:45:35,502 --> 00:45:36,470 - Yeah. 888 00:45:37,505 --> 00:45:38,472 - Can I meet him? 889 00:45:38,573 --> 00:45:39,674 - No. 890 00:45:39,773 --> 00:45:41,710 You promised me you'd pick up your sister. 891 00:45:41,809 --> 00:45:43,010 A promise is a promise. 892 00:45:43,110 --> 00:45:45,714 - But Zoe got to meet Post Malone last week. 893 00:45:45,813 --> 00:45:47,114 - We made a deal. 894 00:45:47,214 --> 00:45:49,216 You can't just break the deal. 895 00:45:50,552 --> 00:45:51,352 - Whatever. 896 00:45:52,253 --> 00:45:54,221 - Somehow I think you'll get through this. 897 00:45:55,456 --> 00:45:57,358 I tell you what, watch the show tonight, 898 00:45:57,458 --> 00:46:00,127 and I promise I'll get him to give you a special shout out. 899 00:46:00,227 --> 00:46:02,162 - That sounds ass, effing sucks. 900 00:46:02,263 --> 00:46:04,798 - Okay, don't talk to me that way, Riley. 901 00:46:04,898 --> 00:46:06,100 - Whatever. 902 00:46:12,507 --> 00:46:13,974 - Oh, thank you. 903 00:46:16,010 --> 00:46:17,244 - We're going live in- 904 00:46:19,947 --> 00:46:21,650 - And welcome back to the show. 905 00:46:21,750 --> 00:46:22,916 Our next guest 906 00:46:23,017 --> 00:46:25,553 has taken the entertainment industry by storm, 907 00:46:25,654 --> 00:46:27,021 and it is my immense pleasure 908 00:46:27,121 --> 00:46:30,791 to welcome to the show master ventriloquist, Sam Reinhold. 909 00:46:37,164 --> 00:46:38,667 - Whoa. 910 00:46:38,767 --> 00:46:40,868 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 911 00:46:47,441 --> 00:46:49,076 - All right, we're so happy to have you on, Sam. 912 00:46:49,176 --> 00:46:51,178 - Oh, thank you so much for having me on, Mr. Conrad. 913 00:46:51,278 --> 00:46:53,480 Literally, this is a dream come true. 914 00:46:53,581 --> 00:46:54,716 - Please call me Jack. 915 00:46:54,815 --> 00:46:55,750 - Okay. 916 00:46:55,849 --> 00:46:57,686 Okay, Jack. - Okay. 917 00:46:57,786 --> 00:46:59,153 You know, Sam, 918 00:46:59,253 --> 00:47:00,789 I have interviewed hundreds of entertainers over the years. 919 00:47:00,888 --> 00:47:02,856 Everyone from amateur yodelers 920 00:47:02,956 --> 00:47:04,958 to professional butter sculptors. 921 00:47:05,059 --> 00:47:06,561 Oh, that's quite a range. 922 00:47:06,661 --> 00:47:07,928 - Yeah. 923 00:47:08,028 --> 00:47:08,929 But you know, when it comes to impersonations, 924 00:47:09,029 --> 00:47:10,197 you really are one of a kind. 925 00:47:10,297 --> 00:47:12,933 I can't do an impersonation to save my life. 926 00:47:13,033 --> 00:47:15,369 - I have a philosophy about impersonation. 927 00:47:15,469 --> 00:47:18,972 I feel like it is more than just imitation. 928 00:47:19,873 --> 00:47:21,075 When you really get it, 929 00:47:21,175 --> 00:47:23,944 it is a person diving into another person's soul, 930 00:47:24,044 --> 00:47:25,079 capturing their spirit. 931 00:47:25,179 --> 00:47:27,147 And if you're really good at it, 932 00:47:27,247 --> 00:47:29,216 you can actually bring somebody back to life 933 00:47:29,316 --> 00:47:31,985 in the sacred space of an audience, 934 00:47:32,086 --> 00:47:34,421 if only even for a moment. 935 00:47:34,522 --> 00:47:37,024 It really is a magical art. 936 00:47:37,124 --> 00:47:39,661 Now, being funny, Mr. Conrad, 937 00:47:39,761 --> 00:47:41,529 that's the hard part, no, no. 938 00:47:42,564 --> 00:47:43,997 - Damn right, Sammy, damn right. 939 00:47:44,098 --> 00:47:46,668 Being funny ain't funny business. 940 00:47:46,768 --> 00:47:47,836 - He's right. 941 00:47:47,935 --> 00:47:49,069 - I taught him everything he knows, Jack. 942 00:47:49,169 --> 00:47:50,971 - You know, you're only the second ventriloquist 943 00:47:51,071 --> 00:47:51,840 I've ever had on the show. 944 00:47:51,939 --> 00:47:53,440 Why do you think that is? 945 00:47:53,541 --> 00:47:55,209 - Frankly, because nobody wants to work with the dummy. 946 00:47:55,309 --> 00:47:56,745 - Exactly. 947 00:47:56,845 --> 00:47:58,178 - Sorry, Fergus. 948 00:47:59,346 --> 00:48:01,281 - The other ventriloquist was the late great Dom Fletcher, 949 00:48:01,382 --> 00:48:04,485 who had such a tragic and untimely death 950 00:48:04,586 --> 00:48:06,521 right when he was at the top of his game. 951 00:48:06,621 --> 00:48:07,789 - He really was a legend. 952 00:48:07,888 --> 00:48:10,157 I mean, honestly, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for him. 953 00:48:10,257 --> 00:48:13,293 - What exactly does the dummy bring to your performance? 954 00:48:13,394 --> 00:48:17,699 - This might sound a little corny, but we really are a team. 955 00:48:17,799 --> 00:48:20,300 Fergus brings something totally different to my show, 956 00:48:20,401 --> 00:48:21,803 it's a totally different dimension. 957 00:48:21,902 --> 00:48:23,103 - And you are not worried at all 958 00:48:23,203 --> 00:48:25,072 that he's gonna take over the show, go solo, 959 00:48:25,172 --> 00:48:26,173 and leave you in the dust. 960 00:48:28,008 --> 00:48:29,276 - Tell you what? 961 00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:30,712 Jack, if he were to take over my personal life, 962 00:48:30,812 --> 00:48:32,112 I'd actually be pretty happy. 963 00:48:32,212 --> 00:48:33,380 He could do the shopping, the cooking, the cleaning. 964 00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:35,015 He could do my grandpa's laundry. 965 00:48:35,115 --> 00:48:36,751 Ooh, can I say hi to my grandpa? 966 00:48:36,851 --> 00:48:38,352 - Absolutely. - Hey, grandpa. 967 00:48:38,452 --> 00:48:39,587 Hi, Virginia. 968 00:48:39,687 --> 00:48:40,555 We made it. 969 00:48:41,623 --> 00:48:44,224 - Hey buddy boy, we made it. 970 00:48:44,324 --> 00:48:47,060 - The dream has come true. 971 00:48:48,061 --> 00:48:49,096 - You can do it, Sam. 972 00:48:49,196 --> 00:48:51,398 - The dream has come true. 973 00:48:51,498 --> 00:48:52,399 - Yes. 974 00:48:53,300 --> 00:48:54,836 - Okay well, we're running out of time. 975 00:48:54,935 --> 00:48:56,403 But before we go to commercial, 976 00:48:56,504 --> 00:48:58,005 do you think we could hear one quick impression? 977 00:48:58,105 --> 00:48:59,473 - Oh, my gosh, I'd be honored. 978 00:48:59,574 --> 00:49:02,042 - Hey, would you mind dedicating it to my son, Riley Conrad? 979 00:49:02,142 --> 00:49:03,778 He is a massive fan of yours. 980 00:49:03,878 --> 00:49:04,579 - Of course. 981 00:49:04,679 --> 00:49:06,079 All right, here we go. 982 00:49:07,014 --> 00:49:09,049 Riley Conrad, this is for you. 983 00:49:18,058 --> 00:49:21,395 - That sounds ass, effing sucks. 984 00:49:21,495 --> 00:49:23,997 Do not talk to me that way, Riley. 985 00:49:30,337 --> 00:49:34,676 - Thank you, Sam and Fergus for coming on. 986 00:49:34,776 --> 00:49:35,976 - My pleasure. 987 00:49:36,076 --> 00:49:37,545 - We'll be right back after this commercial break. 988 00:49:39,547 --> 00:49:40,380 - Thank you so much for- 989 00:49:40,481 --> 00:49:42,449 - That was some trick you just pulled. 990 00:49:44,919 --> 00:49:45,787 - Uh, thank you. 991 00:49:46,955 --> 00:49:50,057 - Something about you reminds me so much of Dom Fletcher, 992 00:49:50,157 --> 00:49:51,659 that it is scary. 993 00:49:52,861 --> 00:49:54,194 I'm warning you. 994 00:49:54,929 --> 00:49:56,396 Be careful, Sam. 995 00:49:57,364 --> 00:49:58,633 'Cause if you don't have your head on straight, 996 00:49:58,733 --> 00:50:02,436 show business will be the last business you are in. 997 00:50:13,247 --> 00:50:14,448 - Never to be outdone, 998 00:50:14,549 --> 00:50:17,284 tonight, Fergus will be imitating audience members 999 00:50:17,384 --> 00:50:20,254 while Sam eats a pastrami sandwich. 1000 00:50:20,354 --> 00:50:21,990 - Yeah, but hang on a second, Tony. 1001 00:50:22,089 --> 00:50:24,057 What am I, chopped liver? 1002 00:50:24,157 --> 00:50:26,961 - Well, you are riding his coattails. 1003 00:50:27,060 --> 00:50:28,395 - Ayo. 1004 00:50:28,495 --> 00:50:29,664 Come on, don't give this guy a big head, 1005 00:50:29,764 --> 00:50:31,231 he'll get too big for his little britches. 1006 00:50:31,331 --> 00:50:33,066 I might have to replace him. 1007 00:50:35,168 --> 00:50:36,504 - Oh, you better watch it. 1008 00:50:36,604 --> 00:50:38,171 He might replace you. 1009 00:50:40,274 --> 00:50:42,877 Okay, tell me something you did today. 1010 00:50:42,977 --> 00:50:45,847 - I got my dry cleaning done. 1011 00:50:45,947 --> 00:50:46,748 - Ready? 1012 00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:51,184 - I got my dry cleaning done. 1013 00:50:51,285 --> 00:50:54,556 - Hey. 1014 00:50:54,656 --> 00:50:55,590 All right. 1015 00:50:55,690 --> 00:50:57,725 One of you tell me something about your job. 1016 00:50:57,825 --> 00:50:58,593 - You- - You go. 1017 00:50:58,693 --> 00:50:59,192 - You want to, 1018 00:50:59,293 --> 00:51:01,729 oh, I work in insurance. 1019 00:51:01,829 --> 00:51:02,830 - You, you go. 1020 00:51:02,931 --> 00:51:05,165 You want to, oh, I work in insurance. 1021 00:51:09,537 --> 00:51:11,773 - Okay, what's your pet's name, Ma'am? 1022 00:51:11,873 --> 00:51:12,807 - Spencer. 1023 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:22,917 - Hey, let's take a short break due to technical difficulty 1024 00:51:23,017 --> 00:51:25,019 and the Heimlich Maneuver. 1025 00:51:28,523 --> 00:51:31,158 - Hey, you ever pull a stunt like that again 1026 00:51:31,258 --> 00:51:33,193 and I will throw you in a blender. 1027 00:51:37,097 --> 00:51:38,633 Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen. 1028 00:51:38,733 --> 00:51:41,335 Fergus got a little grumpy, he's gonna take a nap. 1029 00:51:41,435 --> 00:51:42,837 But I'm gonna do my impersonation 1030 00:51:42,937 --> 00:51:45,138 of Marlon Brando getting an enema. 1031 00:51:45,238 --> 00:51:47,407 That feels nice, but you forgot the bun. 1032 00:51:49,343 --> 00:51:52,279 Look, Tony, they offered me a residency. 1033 00:51:59,286 --> 00:52:01,089 Conrad Show, where's your loyalty, Sam? 1034 00:52:01,188 --> 00:52:03,323 - Hey, Tony, come on. 1035 00:52:03,423 --> 00:52:07,260 The Pioneer Center is the Carnegie Hall of Reno. 1036 00:52:07,361 --> 00:52:08,696 And you know what they say. 1037 00:52:09,697 --> 00:52:11,264 It's show business. 1038 00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:19,574 - Yeah. 1039 00:52:19,674 --> 00:52:22,175 See you again on the way down, Sam. 1040 00:52:41,629 --> 00:52:43,230 - Whoa, whoa. - Don't touch me. 1041 00:52:43,330 --> 00:52:45,165 - I'm here to warn you. 1042 00:52:45,265 --> 00:52:46,134 - What are you talking about? 1043 00:52:46,233 --> 00:52:47,501 - Mem-Mec is the darkness, 1044 00:52:47,602 --> 00:52:49,637 the darkness breaks the light, and they see everything. 1045 00:52:50,605 --> 00:52:52,140 Is he willing to die for it? 1046 00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:53,775 To die for it? 1047 00:52:53,875 --> 00:52:56,611 Are you willing to die for it? 1048 00:52:58,178 --> 00:53:00,682 - Oh Vanny. 1049 00:53:00,782 --> 00:53:02,650 - Connie? 1050 00:53:04,184 --> 00:53:05,987 - Vanny. 1051 00:53:07,187 --> 00:53:08,790 - Oh, Connie, baby. 1052 00:53:16,363 --> 00:53:18,432 - We're gonna play a little game. 1053 00:53:18,533 --> 00:53:22,737 - Where are you at, you naughty little girl, huh? 1054 00:53:28,042 --> 00:53:29,143 Connie. 1055 00:53:36,017 --> 00:53:39,087 - You're getting warmer. 1056 00:53:46,728 --> 00:53:47,929 - Connie? 1057 00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:55,335 All right, Connie, why don't you just come out, okay? 1058 00:53:55,435 --> 00:53:57,505 It's just weird now. 1059 00:54:01,876 --> 00:54:02,710 What the? 1060 00:54:06,214 --> 00:54:07,414 - Oh, what? 1061 00:54:07,515 --> 00:54:08,516 Wow. 1062 00:54:08,616 --> 00:54:10,317 Nice car. 1063 00:54:10,417 --> 00:54:11,753 How'd you get this? 1064 00:54:11,853 --> 00:54:14,822 - Well, let's just say that business has been very good. 1065 00:54:14,922 --> 00:54:16,356 - I can see that. 1066 00:54:16,456 --> 00:54:17,792 - Would you like to get in the car with me 1067 00:54:17,892 --> 00:54:18,526 and go for a ride? 1068 00:54:18,626 --> 00:54:20,027 I'd like to take you somewhere. 1069 00:54:20,128 --> 00:54:20,928 - Absolutely not. 1070 00:54:21,028 --> 00:54:21,996 Look what I'm wearing. 1071 00:54:22,096 --> 00:54:23,197 - Come on. 1072 00:54:23,296 --> 00:54:24,198 It's a surprise, I wanna take you somewhere. 1073 00:54:24,297 --> 00:54:25,066 - No. 1074 00:54:25,166 --> 00:54:26,734 - Why not? 1075 00:54:29,170 --> 00:54:31,205 - Give me 10 minutes. 1076 00:54:31,304 --> 00:54:32,673 - 10 minutes. 1077 00:54:32,774 --> 00:54:33,841 - 10 minutes. 1078 00:54:40,615 --> 00:54:42,683 - The Truckee River is the only river in America 1079 00:54:42,784 --> 00:54:46,154 that flows north to east and from lake to Lake. 1080 00:54:46,254 --> 00:54:47,989 - Okay. - Lake Tahoe to Pyramid. 1081 00:54:48,089 --> 00:54:49,422 And in the early 1900s, 1082 00:54:49,524 --> 00:54:52,860 Reno used to be known as the divorce capital of the world 1083 00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:54,929 because it took like six weeks to get a divorce. 1084 00:54:55,029 --> 00:54:56,998 Newly exed wives would stand on this bridge 1085 00:54:57,098 --> 00:55:00,067 and then would throw their wedding rings into this river, 1086 00:55:00,168 --> 00:55:01,936 making it famous. 1087 00:55:02,036 --> 00:55:03,104 - Wow. 1088 00:55:03,204 --> 00:55:05,239 That's a lot of information about the Truckee River. 1089 00:55:05,338 --> 00:55:06,507 Well done. 1090 00:55:06,607 --> 00:55:07,440 - It's a heck of a lot of information 1091 00:55:07,542 --> 00:55:09,043 about the Truckee River, yes. 1092 00:55:09,143 --> 00:55:10,343 All right, your turn. 1093 00:55:14,282 --> 00:55:15,382 - Mm. 1094 00:55:18,152 --> 00:55:19,319 Okay. 1095 00:55:21,622 --> 00:55:24,892 I have a story for you, it's a ghost story. 1096 00:55:24,992 --> 00:55:26,393 - Ooh, I like a ghost story. 1097 00:55:26,493 --> 00:55:28,129 - And it started when I was 13. 1098 00:55:29,297 --> 00:55:34,001 I would fall asleep, I would wake up, and I couldn't move. 1099 00:55:34,569 --> 00:55:35,402 - What do you mean? 1100 00:55:35,502 --> 00:55:36,671 - It's called sleep paralysis. 1101 00:55:36,771 --> 00:55:42,043 But with mine, there was this entity in the room. 1102 00:55:42,342 --> 00:55:43,211 - Okay. 1103 00:55:43,311 --> 00:55:44,745 What kind of entity? 1104 00:55:44,846 --> 00:55:47,480 - Like a person standing in the corner of the room. 1105 00:55:47,582 --> 00:55:49,349 - Okay, that's creepy, Virginia. 1106 00:55:49,449 --> 00:55:51,586 - Yeah, it was. 1107 00:55:53,521 --> 00:55:58,793 Over time, it did get closer and closer 1108 00:55:59,426 --> 00:56:00,995 until he was sitting on my bed. 1109 00:56:01,095 --> 00:56:05,365 - Uh-oh, it's a he, so now it's getting interesting. 1110 00:56:05,465 --> 00:56:06,667 - Forget it. 1111 00:56:06,767 --> 00:56:07,902 - No. 1112 00:56:08,002 --> 00:56:08,970 No, no, no, come on, come on, come on, tell me. 1113 00:56:09,070 --> 00:56:10,304 I want to hear the story. 1114 00:56:10,403 --> 00:56:11,839 You got me, I'm hooked. 1115 00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:19,914 - One night. - Yeah. 1116 00:56:20,014 --> 00:56:23,951 - I woke up paralyzed, totally frozen, 1117 00:56:24,051 --> 00:56:28,856 and he'd gotten so close that his hand was around my throat. 1118 00:56:31,058 --> 00:56:32,093 He was choking me. 1119 00:56:33,127 --> 00:56:37,531 I couldn't breathe, I couldn't move, I couldn't scream, 1120 00:56:38,699 --> 00:56:43,504 I just saw myself sinking into darkness. 1121 00:56:43,604 --> 00:56:48,876 And all I could only whisper was one word, one thought, 1122 00:56:50,177 --> 00:56:51,444 a name. 1123 00:56:54,348 --> 00:56:55,283 Jesus. 1124 00:56:55,383 --> 00:56:57,785 - Gosh, darn it, lady. 1125 00:56:58,586 --> 00:56:59,452 Then what happened? 1126 00:56:59,553 --> 00:57:01,488 - And the hand left my throat, 1127 00:57:01,589 --> 00:57:03,324 and then suddenly I could move. 1128 00:57:03,423 --> 00:57:06,027 And that's it. 1129 00:57:06,727 --> 00:57:08,596 It never happened again, ever. 1130 00:57:09,462 --> 00:57:10,631 - Hm. 1131 00:57:12,099 --> 00:57:12,900 Hm. 1132 00:57:15,468 --> 00:57:16,270 - You don't believe me. 1133 00:57:16,370 --> 00:57:17,571 - Yeah, I believe you. 1134 00:57:17,672 --> 00:57:18,839 - You don't think it's real. 1135 00:57:18,940 --> 00:57:20,675 - Hey, Virginia, I think it absolutely is real, 1136 00:57:20,775 --> 00:57:21,776 I think it happened to you, 1137 00:57:21,876 --> 00:57:23,110 I just don't believe in any of it. 1138 00:57:23,210 --> 00:57:25,513 I don't believe in God, I don't believe in ghosts, 1139 00:57:25,613 --> 00:57:27,447 I don't believe in aliens. 1140 00:57:27,548 --> 00:57:29,116 Unless, you know, of course, 1141 00:57:29,216 --> 00:57:33,521 aliens are out there for us to hunt and eat like space cow. 1142 00:57:33,621 --> 00:57:36,357 Hey Earl, this alien loin is out of this world, 1143 00:57:36,456 --> 00:57:38,159 you gotta try it. 1144 00:57:38,259 --> 00:57:39,360 But other than that, no, 1145 00:57:39,459 --> 00:57:41,095 I think things are exactly what they are. 1146 00:57:41,195 --> 00:57:42,263 I mean, that's it. 1147 00:57:42,363 --> 00:57:43,798 When it's done, it's done. 1148 00:57:43,898 --> 00:57:44,665 - That's it? 1149 00:57:44,765 --> 00:57:47,335 That's it, like over is over for you? 1150 00:57:47,435 --> 00:57:48,803 - Wow. 1151 00:57:48,903 --> 00:57:50,805 We're going deep tonight, huh? 1152 00:57:51,839 --> 00:57:53,708 You wanna talk about death? 1153 00:57:53,808 --> 00:57:56,010 Yes, Virginia, I think that when we die, 1154 00:57:56,110 --> 00:57:59,947 it's just nothingness, it's worms and darkness. 1155 00:58:00,047 --> 00:58:01,082 It's all there is. 1156 00:58:04,318 --> 00:58:05,019 What? 1157 00:58:05,119 --> 00:58:05,953 What did I say? 1158 00:58:07,054 --> 00:58:07,955 - I don't know. 1159 00:58:08,923 --> 00:58:11,926 That night showed me something, 1160 00:58:12,026 --> 00:58:15,396 that no matter how insignificant my life might feel, 1161 00:58:15,495 --> 00:58:17,365 I'm supposed to be here. 1162 00:58:18,432 --> 00:58:21,635 And that maybe there's something beyond our miserable jobs 1163 00:58:21,736 --> 00:58:23,804 and our big dreams, 1164 00:58:23,904 --> 00:58:28,275 and maybe beyond is where my dad is. 1165 00:58:28,376 --> 00:58:32,179 I would give anything, anything to hear his voice again. 1166 00:58:33,314 --> 00:58:37,785 And yes, the thought that one day I will, gives me hope. 1167 00:58:41,389 --> 00:58:42,456 - Virginia, I was just joking. 1168 00:58:42,556 --> 00:58:43,758 I wasn't, 1169 00:58:44,992 --> 00:58:47,061 what we have here is a failure to communicate- 1170 00:58:47,161 --> 00:58:48,562 - Sam. - Where are you going? 1171 00:58:48,662 --> 00:58:49,697 Where are you going? 1172 00:58:49,797 --> 00:58:52,400 - Not everything's a joke, okay? 1173 00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:53,501 This isn't a joke. 1174 00:58:53,601 --> 00:58:56,003 I just shared something real with you, 1175 00:58:56,103 --> 00:58:59,073 and when you are ready to share something real with me, 1176 00:58:59,173 --> 00:59:00,674 you know where to find me. 1177 00:59:01,675 --> 00:59:03,611 - Wait, where are you going? 1178 00:59:10,051 --> 00:59:12,319 - Vanny. 1179 00:59:12,420 --> 00:59:13,187 Vanny? 1180 00:59:14,221 --> 00:59:16,290 This is not fun, Vanny. 1181 00:59:16,390 --> 00:59:17,858 This is so lame. 1182 00:59:17,958 --> 00:59:20,961 Wherever you are, we've probably already done it there. 1183 00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:40,214 - Hello? 1184 00:59:40,314 --> 00:59:42,316 - Hey, Gin Bug. 1185 00:59:46,187 --> 00:59:46,887 - Daddy? 1186 00:59:46,987 --> 00:59:48,055 - Ola, mija. 1187 00:59:49,590 --> 00:59:51,926 Do I love you this much? 1188 00:59:52,026 --> 00:59:54,161 No. 1189 00:59:54,261 --> 00:59:57,998 Do I love you this much? 1190 00:59:58,099 --> 00:59:58,699 No. 1191 00:59:58,799 --> 01:00:04,071 I love you this much. 1192 01:00:04,638 --> 01:00:05,139 - Who is this? 1193 01:00:07,576 --> 01:00:08,909 This is a sick joke. 1194 01:00:09,009 --> 01:00:10,077 Who is this? 1195 01:00:27,962 --> 01:00:29,564 - They say every time you eat a hot dog, 1196 01:00:29,663 --> 01:00:31,999 it takes 35 minutes off your life. 1197 01:00:32,099 --> 01:00:33,834 I don't know who's in charge of PR for hot dogs, 1198 01:00:33,934 --> 01:00:35,169 but they're not doing their job. 1199 01:00:35,269 --> 01:00:38,072 So here's a list of American staples 1200 01:00:38,172 --> 01:00:41,075 and just how fast it's trying to kill you. 1201 01:00:42,443 --> 01:00:43,911 Shake your hands with the plumber, 1202 01:00:44,011 --> 01:00:46,413 23 minutes gone just like that. 1203 01:00:46,515 --> 01:00:47,348 I know. 1204 01:00:47,448 --> 01:00:50,718 Using a Q-tip, 12 minutes? 1205 01:00:52,153 --> 01:00:55,256 And that's the biggest betrayal of them all because- 1206 01:00:55,356 --> 01:00:56,790 - Sam, before you go on, 1207 01:00:56,891 --> 01:00:58,560 I have to say that everyone here 1208 01:00:58,659 --> 01:01:00,861 at the Pioneer Center is happy 1209 01:01:00,961 --> 01:01:03,397 that you've finally chosen to call this place your home. 1210 01:01:03,497 --> 01:01:04,365 - Yeah, it's my pleasure. 1211 01:01:04,465 --> 01:01:05,933 Thanks for having me, Clifton. 1212 01:01:06,033 --> 01:01:09,036 Oh, I have a question for you logistically speaking. 1213 01:01:09,136 --> 01:01:11,640 How many days advance notice do you need 1214 01:01:11,739 --> 01:01:13,407 if I wanna take some time off? 1215 01:01:13,508 --> 01:01:16,143 - You merely just started performing and you want time off? 1216 01:01:16,243 --> 01:01:17,845 - Yeah, I know, yeah. 1217 01:01:17,945 --> 01:01:19,614 How many days notice do you need? 1218 01:01:19,713 --> 01:01:20,447 - Two weeks. 1219 01:01:20,549 --> 01:01:21,916 - So in two weeks, 1220 01:01:22,016 --> 01:01:23,784 I'm gonna take a week off to take my granddad fly fishing. 1221 01:01:23,884 --> 01:01:26,453 It's a long overdue trip and I want a rest. 1222 01:01:26,555 --> 01:01:27,988 - Stars, you're all alike. 1223 01:01:28,088 --> 01:01:30,024 - It's a Q-tip conspiracy- 1224 01:01:30,124 --> 01:01:31,458 Where's Fergus? 1225 01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:34,361 - Yeah, bring out Sam and Fergus. 1226 01:01:34,461 --> 01:01:37,264 - Well, the people have spoken. 1227 01:01:38,299 --> 01:01:41,068 I gotta get me a dummy one of these days. 1228 01:01:41,168 --> 01:01:42,036 See you later. 1229 01:01:43,204 --> 01:01:46,874 - Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, 1230 01:01:46,974 --> 01:01:51,178 the king of ventriloquism, Sam Reinhold, and Fergus. 1231 01:01:59,588 --> 01:02:00,821 - Whoa, whoa. 1232 01:02:05,627 --> 01:02:06,327 Thank you. 1233 01:02:06,427 --> 01:02:07,828 Thank you very much. 1234 01:02:07,928 --> 01:02:09,964 Ladies and gentlemen, Fergus. 1235 01:02:11,498 --> 01:02:12,499 - Hey. 1236 01:02:13,734 --> 01:02:15,035 Hi everybody. 1237 01:02:15,135 --> 01:02:17,171 - I just gotta say before I start the show 1238 01:02:17,271 --> 01:02:18,872 my first night here at the Pioneer Center, 1239 01:02:18,973 --> 01:02:20,207 this is honestly a dream come true. 1240 01:02:20,307 --> 01:02:22,009 I've always wanted to perform on this stage 1241 01:02:22,109 --> 01:02:23,143 ever since I was a little- 1242 01:02:23,244 --> 01:02:25,312 - Blah-blah-blah, cut the crap, Sam. 1243 01:02:25,412 --> 01:02:26,615 - All right, Fergus. 1244 01:02:26,715 --> 01:02:28,683 - Hey, hello, nurse. 1245 01:02:28,782 --> 01:02:29,984 - Hey, be nice. 1246 01:02:30,084 --> 01:02:32,853 Hey, that's not how we talk to our showgirls. 1247 01:02:32,953 --> 01:02:35,189 Showgirls, show them what you do. 1248 01:02:48,068 --> 01:02:49,837 Ladies and gentlemen, 1249 01:02:49,937 --> 01:02:52,607 for the first time only at the Pioneer Center, 1250 01:02:52,707 --> 01:02:54,174 bring out the pool. 1251 01:02:54,275 --> 01:02:57,679 - Hey ladies, time for some skinny dipping. 1252 01:02:57,778 --> 01:02:58,912 Yes. 1253 01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:03,217 - Is anyone thirsty? 1254 01:03:17,565 --> 01:03:19,768 And now what I need you to do 1255 01:03:19,867 --> 01:03:22,936 is everybody to take a look under your seats. 1256 01:03:23,037 --> 01:03:25,906 Go ahead, beneath your seats. 1257 01:03:26,006 --> 01:03:26,974 I need one red ticket. 1258 01:03:27,074 --> 01:03:28,909 Can you find it, people? 1259 01:03:30,944 --> 01:03:32,479 Can you find it? 1260 01:03:32,580 --> 01:03:35,816 The person who finds a ticket wins a chance to come on stage 1261 01:03:35,916 --> 01:03:38,385 and participate in Sam and Fergus' act 1262 01:03:38,485 --> 01:03:40,487 right here, right now. 1263 01:03:40,588 --> 01:03:42,389 Who has the ticket? 1264 01:03:50,898 --> 01:03:53,500 People, where's the ticket? 1265 01:03:53,601 --> 01:03:55,369 Who has the red ticket? 1266 01:04:04,845 --> 01:04:06,880 - Not gonna find it. 1267 01:04:13,454 --> 01:04:15,189 - Find the ticket. 1268 01:04:16,624 --> 01:04:19,460 Somebody has to have the ticket, for God's sake. 1269 01:04:19,561 --> 01:04:23,464 There's a man on stage with a tank of water on his head. 1270 01:04:25,633 --> 01:04:28,068 Who has the freaking ticket? 1271 01:04:30,003 --> 01:04:31,539 We gonna let him drown? 1272 01:04:33,808 --> 01:04:35,476 Find the ticket. 1273 01:04:42,483 --> 01:04:48,021 - So you want to go fishing with grandpa, huh Sam? 1274 01:04:48,823 --> 01:04:51,091 You belong here on stage with me. 1275 01:04:51,191 --> 01:04:54,128 I took care of Van Sickle, wonder who's next. 1276 01:04:54,228 --> 01:04:58,265 - Best luck to Sam Reinhold, but the show must go on. 1277 01:04:58,365 --> 01:05:02,604 So give us 10 minutes and we'll bring Rob Plyman back out. 1278 01:05:07,675 --> 01:05:08,442 - Dumb. 1279 01:05:10,779 --> 01:05:11,945 Dumb. 1280 01:05:12,946 --> 01:05:14,348 It's not funny. 1281 01:05:16,083 --> 01:05:19,052 - Put your hands together for Rob Plyman. 1282 01:05:24,491 --> 01:05:25,392 Rob Plyman. 1283 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,569 Where are you at? 1284 01:05:35,537 --> 01:05:36,403 Rob? 1285 01:05:39,541 --> 01:05:41,776 - Rob Plyman. - Finally. 1286 01:05:41,876 --> 01:05:43,177 - Yeah. 1287 01:05:43,277 --> 01:05:44,679 - What's sure to be another electrifying performance, 1288 01:05:44,779 --> 01:05:46,514 Rob Plyman, everyone. 1289 01:05:46,614 --> 01:05:48,850 - Hey, hey. 1290 01:05:48,949 --> 01:05:49,950 Give up for him, huh? 1291 01:05:50,050 --> 01:05:51,753 What a guy, whoa. 1292 01:05:55,022 --> 01:05:56,156 So I guess this is what it's like 1293 01:05:56,256 --> 01:05:59,359 to be a proctologist in Keebler factory, huh? 1294 01:05:59,460 --> 01:06:00,695 Huh? 1295 01:06:00,795 --> 01:06:02,831 Oh, you guys don't like cookies? 1296 01:06:05,232 --> 01:06:07,234 Well, this guy looks familiar, huh? 1297 01:06:08,202 --> 01:06:09,336 - You suck. 1298 01:06:10,805 --> 01:06:11,773 - Hey, piss off. 1299 01:06:20,414 --> 01:06:22,550 - You know, you do look like Sam. 1300 01:06:22,650 --> 01:06:24,051 Even the eyes are dead. 1301 01:06:26,754 --> 01:06:27,589 Hey. 1302 01:06:27,689 --> 01:06:29,524 Hey. 1303 01:06:29,624 --> 01:06:32,125 Get it off me. 1304 01:06:47,642 --> 01:06:48,475 - Hello? 1305 01:06:49,544 --> 01:06:50,778 - Hey, Melvin, it's Virginia, 1306 01:06:50,879 --> 01:06:52,012 sorry for the late call. 1307 01:06:52,112 --> 01:06:55,015 - Oh, no, no, no, I was up anyway waiting to see 1308 01:06:55,115 --> 01:06:57,484 if the Giants could get a hit. 1309 01:06:58,418 --> 01:06:58,920 What's up? 1310 01:06:59,019 --> 01:07:00,387 - It's Sam. 1311 01:07:01,421 --> 01:07:03,056 He wanted me to call you, he's in the hospital. 1312 01:07:03,156 --> 01:07:03,892 - Hospital? 1313 01:07:03,992 --> 01:07:05,192 - He's all right. 1314 01:07:07,795 --> 01:07:09,496 Don't worry, he's okay. 1315 01:07:12,366 --> 01:07:14,101 They said chances are he's gonna spend the night 1316 01:07:14,201 --> 01:07:15,135 at the hospital. 1317 01:07:15,235 --> 01:07:16,336 Are you okay on your own? 1318 01:07:16,436 --> 01:07:17,505 - That's very kind of you to ask. 1319 01:07:17,605 --> 01:07:19,373 Yeah, I'll be fine. 1320 01:07:20,340 --> 01:07:25,513 - Speaking of Sam, can I ask you a question? 1321 01:07:26,246 --> 01:07:27,481 - Yeah? 1322 01:07:28,850 --> 01:07:30,217 - He seems different. 1323 01:07:31,953 --> 01:07:33,253 Is he different to you? 1324 01:07:34,187 --> 01:07:37,859 - Well, Virginia, he's very big-time now, 1325 01:07:37,959 --> 01:07:42,296 and that's a very big change for some people to adjust to. 1326 01:07:42,396 --> 01:07:44,298 But I think just hang tight, girl, 1327 01:07:44,398 --> 01:07:48,101 because the Sam that you know and love, 1328 01:07:49,236 --> 01:07:50,605 he's gonna come back. 1329 01:07:51,906 --> 01:07:53,240 - Right. 1330 01:07:53,340 --> 01:07:54,609 I wanna believe that. 1331 01:07:55,475 --> 01:07:57,411 I'll check in with you tomorrow. 1332 01:07:57,512 --> 01:08:00,548 - Virginia, now you sound worried. 1333 01:08:01,950 --> 01:08:04,552 Do you think Sammy's gonna be okay? 1334 01:08:05,352 --> 01:08:08,221 - I hope so, but I wanna make sure. 1335 01:08:08,322 --> 01:08:09,824 I need to check something out. 1336 01:08:11,258 --> 01:08:12,527 - You know, my daddy used to say 1337 01:08:12,627 --> 01:08:16,263 that a good woman could see into the soul of a man. 1338 01:08:17,899 --> 01:08:18,666 He was right. 1339 01:08:20,668 --> 01:08:21,669 Thanks for the call. 1340 01:08:22,837 --> 01:08:23,805 - Goodnight, Melvin. 1341 01:08:26,239 --> 01:08:28,576 - Increase oxygen levels. 1342 01:08:57,237 --> 01:08:59,040 - Hi, do you still have this book? 1343 01:09:13,821 --> 01:09:14,922 Thank you. 1344 01:09:54,729 --> 01:09:55,963 Thank you. 1345 01:10:14,347 --> 01:10:16,017 "To the ancient Greeks, 1346 01:10:16,117 --> 01:10:17,552 ventriloquism was considered a means 1347 01:10:17,652 --> 01:10:20,287 by which the living could talk to the dead. 1348 01:10:21,421 --> 01:10:23,091 Ventriloquism may serve as a portal between both worlds. 1349 01:10:23,191 --> 01:10:24,625 When a portal is opened, 1350 01:10:24,726 --> 01:10:26,493 a beloved being or an aggressive presence may pass 1351 01:10:26,594 --> 01:10:30,064 with the help of a guide who has one foot in both worlds. 1352 01:10:30,164 --> 01:10:31,132 Lacking, in most cases, 1353 01:10:31,231 --> 01:10:32,466 a physical husk, the mimic, 1354 01:10:32,567 --> 01:10:35,069 a word derived from Mesopotamian god Mem-Mec." 1355 01:10:35,169 --> 01:10:36,604 - I'm here to warn you. 1356 01:10:36,704 --> 01:10:39,707 Mem-Mec is the darkness, the darkness drinks the light. 1357 01:10:41,642 --> 01:10:43,077 - "Will inhabit an object, 1358 01:10:43,177 --> 01:10:46,714 preferably one that is frequently in contact with its host." 1359 01:10:51,619 --> 01:10:54,021 "Controls it until death." 1360 01:10:58,159 --> 01:10:58,926 Sam. 1361 01:11:21,849 --> 01:11:23,050 - Sam. 1362 01:11:23,151 --> 01:11:24,185 Watch out. 1363 01:11:24,284 --> 01:11:25,352 Mem-Mec wants your- 1364 01:11:37,031 --> 01:11:39,634 - I'm not getting anything out of this damn thing. 1365 01:11:42,036 --> 01:11:44,205 Increase oxygen levels. 1366 01:11:46,808 --> 01:11:47,775 Okay. 1367 01:11:51,512 --> 01:11:52,814 That's better. 1368 01:11:52,914 --> 01:11:53,781 Now we're talking. 1369 01:11:56,751 --> 01:11:59,787 Okay. 1370 01:11:59,887 --> 01:12:03,090 Now let's see if we get a run here. 1371 01:12:03,191 --> 01:12:04,625 Oh, Sam? 1372 01:12:04,725 --> 01:12:06,426 - Hey, grandpa. 1373 01:12:06,527 --> 01:12:07,460 - Virginia called me. 1374 01:12:07,562 --> 01:12:08,896 Why didn't you call me? 1375 01:12:08,996 --> 01:12:12,166 - I just had the strangest 24 hours of my life. 1376 01:12:12,266 --> 01:12:13,201 How'd you sleep? 1377 01:12:13,301 --> 01:12:14,669 - I didn't sleep, I didn't sleep. 1378 01:12:14,769 --> 01:12:16,804 These heart meds are just killing me. 1379 01:12:16,904 --> 01:12:19,173 Could you come down here and take a look at this thing? 1380 01:12:19,273 --> 01:12:22,076 I mean, it's giving me trouble. 1381 01:12:22,176 --> 01:12:25,112 - Why don't you try to get some sleep, Grandpa? 1382 01:12:25,213 --> 01:12:26,479 - Ah, wait. 1383 01:12:36,891 --> 01:12:37,825 Sam? 1384 01:12:39,260 --> 01:12:40,061 Sam where did you- 1385 01:12:41,361 --> 01:12:42,330 - Increase oxygen level to 100%. 1386 01:12:42,429 --> 01:12:44,565 - Yes, yes. 1387 01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:49,070 Thank you. 1388 01:12:54,675 --> 01:12:55,643 Sam. 1389 01:13:13,828 --> 01:13:14,862 - Machine turn off. 1390 01:13:40,888 --> 01:13:42,990 - Melvin Reinhold was an exemplary soldier, 1391 01:13:43,090 --> 01:13:47,695 one who sacrificed himself both on and off the battlefield. 1392 01:13:47,795 --> 01:13:51,966 The Talmud tells us, save one life, save the entire world. 1393 01:13:52,066 --> 01:13:55,468 When Melvin saved the lives of every man in his platoon 1394 01:13:55,569 --> 01:13:57,505 during the January 10 Offensive, 1395 01:13:57,605 --> 01:14:00,374 he saved entire worlds for future generations 1396 01:14:00,473 --> 01:14:02,009 of all those families. 1397 01:14:02,109 --> 01:14:05,947 And Melvin loved his fly fishing, largely, I believe, 1398 01:14:06,047 --> 01:14:08,448 for the memory-making opportunities it afforded him 1399 01:14:08,549 --> 01:14:10,518 with his beloved grandson, Sam. 1400 01:14:11,419 --> 01:14:12,720 In this book, 1401 01:14:12,820 --> 01:14:16,123 we're taught that greater love hath no man than this, 1402 01:14:16,223 --> 01:14:20,361 that a man lay down his life for his friends. 1403 01:14:20,460 --> 01:14:22,930 Our friend Melvin was this man. 1404 01:14:24,398 --> 01:14:25,498 Sam. 1405 01:14:58,466 --> 01:14:59,400 - Thank you. 1406 01:14:59,499 --> 01:15:00,835 Thank you. 1407 01:15:03,938 --> 01:15:04,905 - God bless you. 1408 01:15:05,006 --> 01:15:08,409 - Thank you, Sir. 1409 01:15:15,449 --> 01:15:18,552 Hey, you got some balls showing up here. 1410 01:15:18,652 --> 01:15:19,920 - I am doing my job. 1411 01:15:20,021 --> 01:15:22,990 And it's in your best interest for you to do yours. 1412 01:15:23,090 --> 01:15:24,425 - You know what? 1413 01:15:24,525 --> 01:15:25,659 I want out. 1414 01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:28,295 I want out, I'm done. 1415 01:15:28,396 --> 01:15:30,598 - You are bound by your contract, 1416 01:15:30,698 --> 01:15:33,634 the same contract that has lined your pockets 1417 01:15:33,734 --> 01:15:35,903 and placed you on the world stage. 1418 01:15:36,003 --> 01:15:39,673 Your agent doesn't take kindly to broken contracts. 1419 01:15:48,616 --> 01:15:50,051 An invitation was delivered. 1420 01:15:50,151 --> 01:15:55,022 Our client needs you on stage tonight performing, 1421 01:15:56,090 --> 01:15:59,260 or I'll show you how suffocating show business can get. 1422 01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:20,014 - You okay? 1423 01:16:20,114 --> 01:16:20,881 - Yeah. 1424 01:16:20,981 --> 01:16:21,949 - Stop. 1425 01:16:22,049 --> 01:16:23,284 Are you okay? 1426 01:16:23,384 --> 01:16:28,756 - No. 1427 01:16:38,032 --> 01:16:42,069 Every time I perform, I don't know, I feel like, 1428 01:16:43,070 --> 01:16:45,339 it's like I lose a little bit of myself. 1429 01:16:45,439 --> 01:16:46,607 - He's changing you. 1430 01:16:46,707 --> 01:16:47,608 - Yeah, but you don't understand, Virginia, 1431 01:16:47,708 --> 01:16:49,243 I don't have a choice. 1432 01:16:50,444 --> 01:16:53,214 - You need to make a choice, Sam. 1433 01:16:53,314 --> 01:16:54,381 What do you wanna do? 1434 01:16:58,686 --> 01:17:00,221 - There's only one thing to do. 1435 01:17:00,855 --> 01:17:02,923 Fergus needs to retire. 1436 01:17:33,588 --> 01:17:36,123 - Vaya con Dios, hombrecito. 1437 01:17:37,391 --> 01:17:39,026 - Break a leg, Fergus. 1438 01:17:56,844 --> 01:17:58,345 Should we get outta Reno? 1439 01:17:58,445 --> 01:18:00,981 Let's just go away and hide out. 1440 01:18:01,081 --> 01:18:01,616 - No. 1441 01:18:01,715 --> 01:18:02,883 No hiding. 1442 01:18:03,717 --> 01:18:05,786 If they want you to keep performing, 1443 01:18:06,621 --> 01:18:08,322 you should give them a performance. 1444 01:18:11,526 --> 01:18:12,293 - How? 1445 01:18:13,127 --> 01:18:16,764 I just turned Fergus into sawdust. 1446 01:18:16,864 --> 01:18:21,168 - I wish you could see yourself the way I see you. 1447 01:18:22,571 --> 01:18:24,238 You're brilliant, Sam Reinhold. 1448 01:18:24,338 --> 01:18:26,807 You don't need Fergus, 1449 01:18:26,907 --> 01:18:29,210 you don't need anyone to help you shine. 1450 01:18:34,516 --> 01:18:36,150 - That's not true. 1451 01:18:52,499 --> 01:18:53,367 I need you. 1452 01:19:00,675 --> 01:19:03,777 - I couldn't be happier to welcome back to Shims, 1453 01:19:03,877 --> 01:19:08,215 the one, the only, on the stage where it all began, 1454 01:19:09,283 --> 01:19:10,351 Sam Reinhold. 1455 01:19:11,218 --> 01:19:14,088 - Get out there and crush it. 1456 01:19:15,356 --> 01:19:16,223 - Hey. 1457 01:19:17,224 --> 01:19:18,192 Fuerte. 1458 01:19:35,376 --> 01:19:40,515 - Well, well, well, if it isn't my little friend, Fergus. 1459 01:19:41,716 --> 01:19:45,687 You know, Fergus, all work and no play makes Sam a dull boy. 1460 01:19:56,964 --> 01:19:58,966 - Oh, well. 1461 01:20:03,337 --> 01:20:04,238 Hi everybody. 1462 01:20:04,338 --> 01:20:05,272 I heard grandpa 1463 01:20:05,372 --> 01:20:07,841 was finally able to get the rest that he needed. 1464 01:20:07,941 --> 01:20:11,111 That geezer sure is a breath of fresh air. 1465 01:20:11,746 --> 01:20:14,048 Oh, Sam, I think we need 1466 01:20:14,148 --> 01:20:16,283 to catch these five folks up, don't you? 1467 01:20:17,552 --> 01:20:18,952 Oh, what's the matter, Sam? 1468 01:20:19,053 --> 01:20:21,255 Does the cat got your tongue? 1469 01:20:21,355 --> 01:20:25,125 Anybody ever heard of the Super Duper Superstore? 1470 01:20:25,225 --> 01:20:30,331 Well, it looks like it's gonna need a cleanup 1471 01:20:30,431 --> 01:20:31,432 in the basement. 1472 01:20:33,233 --> 01:20:36,170 It's like a murder scene down there. 1473 01:20:36,270 --> 01:20:37,871 - Get him off the stage now. 1474 01:20:37,971 --> 01:20:39,907 - No, I think it's part of the act. 1475 01:20:43,043 --> 01:20:45,446 We got a little visitor. 1476 01:20:45,547 --> 01:20:47,348 Hi, Virginia. 1477 01:20:48,583 --> 01:20:51,285 Does everybody want to hear me do an impersonation 1478 01:20:51,385 --> 01:20:52,219 of Virginia's dad? 1479 01:20:52,319 --> 01:20:54,723 Ola mija, do I love you this much? 1480 01:20:54,823 --> 01:20:55,856 No. 1481 01:20:55,956 --> 01:21:00,194 I love you this much. 1482 01:21:06,568 --> 01:21:08,737 - Sam, are you okay? 1483 01:21:08,837 --> 01:21:09,604 Are you okay? 1484 01:21:09,704 --> 01:21:11,472 - What happened? 1485 01:21:11,573 --> 01:21:13,474 - You have to end this. 1486 01:21:28,355 --> 01:21:29,323 - Hello? 1487 01:21:31,191 --> 01:21:32,159 Hello. 1488 01:21:35,362 --> 01:21:36,063 Hello. 1489 01:21:42,570 --> 01:21:43,738 Hello. 1490 01:22:04,826 --> 01:22:07,595 - Please Sam, join us. 1491 01:22:07,695 --> 01:22:08,863 - Desmond? 1492 01:22:08,962 --> 01:22:13,467 - Sam, my client has enjoyed working with you, 1493 01:22:14,334 --> 01:22:16,571 and you are almost ready for the big stage. 1494 01:22:16,671 --> 01:22:20,140 - Listen, I don't know what kind of sick shit 1495 01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:21,509 that's going on here. 1496 01:22:22,176 --> 01:22:23,310 I don't want any part of it. 1497 01:22:23,410 --> 01:22:26,213 I don't want a part of you anymore, I'm done. 1498 01:22:26,313 --> 01:22:28,248 - Not according to your contract. 1499 01:22:28,348 --> 01:22:30,984 - Listen, lady, you took everything from me. 1500 01:22:32,019 --> 01:22:33,420 I want my life back. 1501 01:22:34,321 --> 01:22:36,423 - It's funny you should put it that way 1502 01:22:37,124 --> 01:22:39,326 because I gave you everything. 1503 01:22:40,127 --> 01:22:42,129 Your old life was pathetic. 1504 01:22:42,831 --> 01:22:45,299 Desmond, my book of names. 1505 01:22:48,135 --> 01:22:51,739 You know, Dom Fletcher had a similar contract to yours, 1506 01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:53,508 then he refused to perform. 1507 01:22:54,742 --> 01:22:56,443 It didn't end well for Dom. 1508 01:22:56,544 --> 01:23:02,015 Now your contract, Samuel M. Reinhold, 1509 01:23:02,584 --> 01:23:04,218 is also still in vigor. 1510 01:23:04,318 --> 01:23:07,922 So I suggest that you continue to perform 1511 01:23:08,021 --> 01:23:09,691 for Mem-Mec through Fergus. 1512 01:23:09,791 --> 01:23:11,826 - No, never again. 1513 01:23:17,097 --> 01:23:21,803 - Well, there is one way out of your contract. 1514 01:23:21,903 --> 01:23:23,270 It's simple. 1515 01:23:23,370 --> 01:23:27,509 In the contract that you signed of your own free will, 1516 01:23:28,208 --> 01:23:30,512 you agreed that to break it, 1517 01:23:31,478 --> 01:23:35,482 you'd be willing to give us what we want. 1518 01:23:37,251 --> 01:23:39,521 So if you want out, 1519 01:23:41,455 --> 01:23:44,291 it's time to make a little sacrifice, Sam. 1520 01:23:45,425 --> 01:23:47,494 - You want me to make a sacrifice? 1521 01:23:48,295 --> 01:23:50,197 You can go to hell. 1522 01:23:57,005 --> 01:23:58,405 - These punks. 1523 01:23:58,506 --> 01:24:01,509 They think contracts were made for breaking, don't they? 1524 01:24:06,046 --> 01:24:08,516 Oh, Sam, you break, you buy. 1525 01:24:12,620 --> 01:24:14,956 Sarah, bring me Fergus. 1526 01:24:23,263 --> 01:24:25,800 - Where the heck are you, Sam? 1527 01:24:26,734 --> 01:24:28,502 - Prepare the exchange. 1528 01:24:34,542 --> 01:24:35,877 Hurry, Sarah. 1529 01:25:25,459 --> 01:25:26,527 - Sam? 1530 01:25:33,001 --> 01:25:34,167 Sam. 1531 01:25:59,894 --> 01:26:00,662 Sam? 1532 01:26:05,033 --> 01:26:06,233 - Don't stop. 1533 01:26:07,401 --> 01:26:08,903 - Are you okay? 1534 01:26:11,873 --> 01:26:13,306 - Hello, puppet. 1535 01:26:13,407 --> 01:26:14,809 What is it you want? 1536 01:26:14,909 --> 01:26:17,545 - I wanna see Sam's contract with your agency. 1537 01:26:17,645 --> 01:26:19,814 Show me 'cause I'm sure whatever this is 1538 01:26:19,914 --> 01:26:23,051 depends on his consent, which you don't have. 1539 01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:35,730 Here, article three, section 16, 1540 01:26:35,830 --> 01:26:38,365 "If however the Signee can provide a willing proxy 1541 01:26:38,465 --> 01:26:39,834 or stand-in for their obligations 1542 01:26:39,934 --> 01:26:43,571 or if an independent party of their own free will 1543 01:26:43,671 --> 01:26:45,573 fulfills the obligation and the facilitation 1544 01:26:45,673 --> 01:26:49,610 of this contract for Signee, said action shall render 1545 01:26:49,711 --> 01:26:52,212 this agreement null and void for Signee." 1546 01:26:55,282 --> 01:26:56,551 I'll do it. 1547 01:26:58,586 --> 01:27:00,188 Whatever it is, I'll do it. 1548 01:27:00,287 --> 01:27:01,589 - How strange. 1549 01:27:03,290 --> 01:27:05,325 That hasn't happened for centuries. 1550 01:27:07,562 --> 01:27:08,596 - Sam. 1551 01:27:21,142 --> 01:27:22,710 I love you, Sam. 1552 01:27:25,213 --> 01:27:28,916 I've loved you from the moment we met. 1553 01:27:34,155 --> 01:27:36,057 I know you'd do the same for me. 1554 01:28:10,224 --> 01:28:12,459 - We have our portion. 1555 01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:14,461 What we need is ours. 1556 01:28:15,530 --> 01:28:16,864 - Dump them on the beach. 1557 01:28:17,565 --> 01:28:20,001 Make it look like an overdose. 1558 01:28:33,080 --> 01:28:34,447 - I'm so sorry. 1559 01:28:36,584 --> 01:28:37,852 No. 1560 01:28:37,952 --> 01:28:39,187 Hey. 1561 01:28:43,291 --> 01:28:44,457 Hey. 1562 01:28:46,594 --> 01:28:47,295 Hey. 1563 01:28:47,427 --> 01:28:48,563 Virginia. 1564 01:28:50,097 --> 01:28:51,299 Forgive me. 1565 01:28:51,398 --> 01:28:52,600 Forgive me. 1566 01:29:01,075 --> 01:29:02,176 Hey. 1567 01:29:02,276 --> 01:29:03,077 Hey, hey. 1568 01:29:05,179 --> 01:29:06,848 Hey, it's all right. 1569 01:29:27,535 --> 01:29:28,736 - All of a sudden over the last couple of weeks, 1570 01:29:28,836 --> 01:29:32,240 Sam Reinhold has gone completely silent. 1571 01:29:32,340 --> 01:29:33,708 It's as if he faked his own death 1572 01:29:33,808 --> 01:29:36,611 and just, poof, disappeared from the face of the earth. 1573 01:29:36,711 --> 01:29:38,579 Well, wherever he is, I miss the guy. 1574 01:29:38,679 --> 01:29:41,414 So in honor of Sam Reinhold and Fergus, 1575 01:29:41,515 --> 01:29:44,352 everybody meet Eduardo. 1576 01:29:45,353 --> 01:29:46,587 Thank you. 1577 01:29:46,687 --> 01:29:49,489 Eduardo, fun fact, is from Austria, 1578 01:29:49,590 --> 01:29:52,492 and he only has a couple sentences but it'll work. 1579 01:29:52,593 --> 01:29:54,427 Eduardo, how you doing today, buddy? 1580 01:29:56,964 --> 01:29:58,599 Okay, that's one way to answer a question. 1581 01:29:58,699 --> 01:30:00,101 That's fine, Eduardo. 1582 01:30:01,202 --> 01:30:02,435 Have you gone around the city? 1583 01:30:02,536 --> 01:30:03,537 Have you checked anything out? 1584 01:30:03,638 --> 01:30:05,673 Get to the chopper. 1585 01:30:05,773 --> 01:30:07,308 Oh, okay. 1586 01:30:07,407 --> 01:30:08,408 Thank y'all so much. 1587 01:30:08,509 --> 01:30:09,977 I'm Will Rhodes. 1588 01:30:10,077 --> 01:30:10,578 Thank you guys. 1589 01:30:10,678 --> 01:30:13,214 Yeah, thank you so much. 1590 01:30:17,118 --> 01:30:18,953 - Hey Will, nice set. 1591 01:30:19,053 --> 01:30:19,887 - Hey Jerry. 1592 01:30:19,987 --> 01:30:21,488 - Look at this fancy letter I just got. 1593 01:30:21,589 --> 01:30:22,857 It's addressed to you. 1594 01:30:23,624 --> 01:30:24,759 And if it's what I think it is, 1595 01:30:24,859 --> 01:30:27,295 your ship has finally arrived. 1596 01:30:27,395 --> 01:30:29,462 These gray skies are gonna clear up, 1597 01:30:29,563 --> 01:30:31,966 so put on a happy face. 1598 01:30:32,066 --> 01:30:33,000 - Thanks Jerry. 1599 01:30:33,100 --> 01:30:34,402 - Hey, Andy. 1600 01:30:38,471 --> 01:30:39,807 - Okay. 109354