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Are you okay?

Jason Jason Daisy.

Go ahead Daisy.

Can you please come up
to the main saloon?

Get off the yacht!
Get off the----ing yacht!

I'm like so done.

All crew all crew
mayday mayday.

We have a person overboard.

Goodnight baby.
You are loved.

Oh my god.

Thank you.

Chirps!

Hi hi hi.

My bags are always so heavy.

Ooh!

I hate this part.

Where is everybody?

I just got a text
from Bronwyn.

- Saying?
- And she said...

I'm coming still
just going to meet you guys

in Canouan to get on the boat.

Can't wait to see you all.

I'm not surprised that
Bronwyn's coming late.

I'll be surprised
if she comes at all.

What I've seen in
the headlines...

...it's serious.

She's damned if she does
and damned if she doesn't

because if she does come

we're all gonna talk
about it.

And if she doesn't come
we're all gonna talk about it.

Let's go. Oh wait.
Are we waiting for Mary?

Stop it.

- Here she is.
- Yay!

Lisa and Meredith
are already at the gate.

Let's go.

- Here we go.
- Yeah.

- Hey guys.
- Hi guys.

Hi!

We're so excited!

Look who I have.

Where we going Heather?

Oh it's gonna be so fun.

Yay. Where are we goin'?

It's Canouan.

It took us 15 hours
to get here

but we have finally arrived
in Canouan

and we are ready
for yacht life.

Oh it feels so amazing.

We love an auto close.

Let's go ladies!

One two three.

Canouan!

You guys that's what
we're getting on right now.

Oh my gosh.

That's our ship?

That's what she said.

- Oh my gosh. Hi!
- Hi!

Jason!

Hi Heather. Hi Whitney.

Hi.

- It's so good to see you.
- You too gorgeous.

I met Captain Jason
when I was on a trip

in Australia with Whitney.

And we hung out for about a week
and had the best time together.

I would love to take the girls
on your yacht

and have you be our captain.

You're a little bit more
my captain than their captain.

You trying to
trap me at sea?

I am. Trap you at sea.

Maritime law when it applies
you know.

That would be amazing.

A bikini and condoms.

- Come hither.
- Come hither Heather.

I'll probably be
your lowest maintenance guest.

Everyone's gotta be
on their best behavior.

I love you already!

She's going back through.
She needs attention.

Look at him
he's all styled--

Angie K.!

Oh hello.

We have maritime law!

I love you guys already.

Listen! I'm the primary!

Let's just say
you'll never work so hard

for your money in your life.

Ladies thank you very much.

We're gonna get you nice
and well-acquainted

to the boat with Daisy.

And we're gonna cruise around
for about an hour

and get to a spot

and hopefully um
get you wet.

And get you in the water so.

Oh damn! Captain Jason!

The other way around.

Yeah the other way around.

Opposite.
- Wow.

Well we're getting off
to a great start.

Okay amazing. Okay.

Any chance I get to get on
a yacht I'm like yes

pick me I'm in.

- All right.
- Thanks everyone.

But this will be so nice
for Angie.

She's usually in an RV.

I've never been on a yacht
in my life

but I see Lisa and my good
energy goes like

wah wah wah.

I'm planning on keeping
my distance

or I could stand next to her
and make my ankles look smaller.

Oh just kidding.

Just kidding.

- Hi girls!
- Hi.

Oh my gosh. All I do is love
a good greeting with a cocktail.

Pink is our signature color.
It's very very good.

We love it.

So we have champagne

and we've got little margarita
shots as well.

After this I'll only do
my tequila

and I'll make sure
you have it.

Ladies specially made
just for you.

- Thank you.
- Ooh what is it?

This is a margarita shot.

A margarita shot?

- A margarita shot.
- A margarita shot.

A margarita shot.

I love your accent.

I am in a smorgasbord
of heaven right now.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

To the good time girl...

There are men everywhere.

And not only just men
but like hot ones

with big muscles.

All is right with the world.

- Are there only six of you?
- There's seven.

There's still one more coming.

- Our friend Bronwyn.
- Okay.

If she arrives
and we've taken off

how will she get to us?
- I will organize it.

- Okay.
- You don't have to worry.

We'll organize transport
to bring her to the boat.

- Okay perfect.
- Let's start the tour.

I'm gonna show you
outside first.

We've got jacuzzi
we have the sun lounger.

Oh! So beautiful.

We've got dinner area.

This is where you'll be
eating most of your meals.

I will show you the cabins.
So there's four bedrooms.

So these are the primary.

You guys
I really need the tub.

I'm staking my claim.
Who wants to room with me?

Me!

Okay. This is my room.

Oh wait. There are
bathtubs in other rooms.

Meredith wants a bathtub.

In the other one
I'll show you here.

She needs a bathtub
and I'm sleeping with Mer.

I'm sleeping with my sister.

This is really nice.

This room is great.
Okay we have a winner!

Let's go see if you
and Bronwyn will survive.

Wait I'm sharing
with Bronwyn?

I'm a little... nervous.

What are we gonna do in a room
trapped for days?

You have grit. You can do this.
You're a trooper.

We're gonna kill each other.

- But it'll be fine.
- All right.

She might not even show.

They said this'll be the hardest
money you've ever worked for?

Hope that's reflected
in the tip to be honest.

Otherwise I'm stealing
all their jewelry.

Let's go up to the top.

Let's go up to the top
when we take off right?

Wow. Look you guys
we can see the whole island.

This is incredible.

- Bye!
- Bye! We love you!

- Bon voyage!
- Bon voyage!

You guys listen to me
for one second.

Whitney and I are actually
like

friends with Captain Jason
and I want us to be on our--

Where is Captain Jason?

- He's driving the boat!
- He's driving the boat!

Stabilizers on.

He doesn't know...

I'm a sucker for
the leader of the ship.

So you're into Captain Jason?

If he's into me
I'm into him.

I...I admire Britani's fervor
for the opposite sex.

Listen I'm like not the type
to overtly flirt.

He needs to
flirt with me first.

I am all for Britani having her
Jack and Rose "Titanic" moment.

I want her to feel like
king of the world

without the boat sinking.

We're on a 30-day break.

Okay so it's free game then.
Any of these guys.

- Yes.
- And you're into Captain Jason?

And I would like to hang out
with Captain Jason.

After my reading
with Terence...

You feel disconnected from
someone in your own family?

From my um daughters.

You've gotta focus on
these relationships you know?

I decided to do
the 30-day break.

But then he showed up
to help me pack

the day that I left.

And...

Let's go sit. I wanna sit.

30 days starting now.

Again.

Now you're saying you wanna
go for Captain Jason.

All good.

We don't wanna hear one word
about Jared.

You say Jared's name on
this trip

we're gonna splash you
with water.

Jared Jared Jared Jared.

No!

Oh my God!

No you did not!

I like Whitney's idea.

We told you we're gonna
hold you accountable Britani.

You baited me.

For once
I agree with Whitney.

She is? Okay oh my gosh.
Thank you thank you thank you.

There's a boat right there.

Let's go to the end
and let's greet her.

I want her to feel welcome.

We'll find out later
the details.

Ah! Let's go!

- Bronwyn!
- Bronwyn!

I don't know what
I'm walking into.

I'm sure that these women
have seen these allegations.

I'm sure they've discussed it

and of course I have Todd's
words reverberating

in the back of my head.

It's unclear to me why you want
to go spend time with Lisa

someone that continually lies
about you.

I don't know why you
get in the gutter with her.

I really just want to like
have fun

and enjoy the women's company.

I'm hoping that is how
they feel about me.

You made it! Lisa
your best friend is here!

She's arrived.

She always wears a costume.

Oh I've seen
this look before.

I've seen that on Instagram.

For me I just feel like
she's got a lot on her plate

right now
especially after um...

What do you know?
Why are you saying that?

Trying to
retaliate against me.

I know stuff
and you know stuff too.

I mean we all saw it.

You know
Bronwyn and I are fine.

And I don't like to throw around
the word "karma."

I think it's grossly overused

but why did you come
for me so hard

when you've got such
icky skeletons in your closet?

Bron-- oh my gosh.

She's here!
We're so glad you're here!

You've flown in on your own
or what?

I just bobbed all the way here.

You came with your own
life raft. Yay!

Look at this.
We swim. We wanna know.

- Miles away. Welcome aboard.
- Hi hi.

Now I know we can pull you in
if you fall overboard.

Is this fashion or costume?

- It's both.
- It's a mix. It's a mix.

I didn't want
a whole entrance. I'm sorry.

I really didn't.
- You got an entrance.

Let's all change
and then come back

in our bikinis for lunch.
- Show her to her room.

I can't believe
we're literally sleeping

in the same bed together.

We're sleeping in
the same bed together?

Yeah we are.

Well bitch my name
is Bronwyn not Jared.

We're not sleeping in
the same bed together.

- I heard Jared's name!
- Oh my God!

I didn't say it!
I didn't say it!

- I heard Jared's name.
- I did not say it!

- Aah!
- I threw the water on her.

Coming up...

I think that you're the source
of all the dirt.

I can't take this anymore!

You guys shut the
up about me.

It's down on the right.

Okay. Kerpow.

It's the one without
the bathtub.

What's for guest lunch?

So we're gonna do sliders
I'm gonna do--

I've done a lobster salad.

- These are my valuables.
- So these ones?

- Take good care of that bag.
- Okay.

And then if you see
a nipple cover--

I am missing one. I just--

I'm riding lone ranger.

I'll ask Jason
if he sees one.

All crew all crew.

A guest has lost
a nipple cover.

Please let me know
if you find it.

What?

Okay.

I've gotta face this way
for a minute.

I'm starting to get
a little seasick. Are you?

- No.
- No. I don't get seasick.

Oh I should've worn
these sunglasses.

You brought a stuffed animal?

- That's right.
- I...

...am throwing
that sh-- overboard.

- And I love--
- No.

What is this?

What do you think?

Like Bronwyn showed up
in fully inflatable.

I mean it's on brand.

I wouldn't expect
anything less.

Didn't say a word and we didn't
ask 'cause Heather said not to.

- Yep.
- So of course we did not.

Do you think she'll bring
it up on her own?

Or do you think
she's going for--

An iteration of it.

An iteration of the truth.

I'd just like an honest
answer that would be nice.

I mean we'll hope
we get honest.

Are you taking two closets?

No. I'm only taking this one.

And none of them-- neither of
them has long-hanging FYI.

So why-- where have you been?
Why would you not come with us?

I almost didn't come at all.

- Wow.
- Mm-hmm.

- Why?
- Look I'm not ready to say

yet but somebody in this group
is definitely planting stories

about me in the press.
- No I heard about those stories

but you think it's someone
from this group?

Of course.

Of course it is.

The whole grand theft thing
isn't true?

- No.
- You didn't do whatever

somebody is saying you did.

And it's changed 18 times.

First it was I stole a car.

Then it was all kinds of
weird things.

And I'm not gonna
repeat them.

No but it's like
grand theft auto like...

It's disgusting
it's manipulative

it's trying to dig in my past
and find something

to discredit me.

I'm not embarrassed
about my past.

I've made tons of mistakes
Britani.

I think honestly Bronwyn
we're all wondering if it's true

because it's like--
I mean you can look it up

like it's public record.

It's not true.
It's not public record.

There's some very specific
shadiness going on.

Bothers me you guys have been
talking about it

behind my back 'cause not one
person called me

and asked if I was okay
other than Mary FYI.

There are mistakes that
I've made in the past.

We're talking 20 years ago.

I was evicted from the last
apartment I lived in

after I'd left to have
my baby in California.

All of those things
are a long time ago and true.

And then there is a case that
they're trying to say is current

then it's 10-plus years ago.

And the only thing they can
find because it's been sealed

is a penal code that the case
was referencing to

and identity theft
grand theft fraud

all of those are things
listed under that penal code.

It's embarrassing.

It's also incredibly difficult
because of the stress

it puts on my family.

Mostly Todd.

So when I said this to Todd
he was like

I don't think you should fly
halfway across the world

to be with people who do this.

Look it's upsetting for him.

Todd doesn't deal in
nastiness and lies

he doesn't deal in rumors.

Todd's a serious person.
His company is serious.

His business is serious.
He works with serious people.

So if it upsets my daughter
if it upsets my husband

I needed time to figure
it out with them.

Interesting.

- You know what I found?
- Yes.

You wanna know?

A cucumber.

In their baggage?
In their bags?

- In their bag.
- No you didn't.

I know it was this thick.
Like when-- thick.

The cucumber was this thick.

I put it next to their bed.

I didn't know if it was
midnight snack or...

What?

What kind of question's that?

Where would I even
get a cucumber?

I don't cook.

Everyone's gonna think it's me
because there's cucumbers

in Greek salads.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

You okay?

Hi ladies. How are you?

Mike. Miguel.

So we have your green salad.

You have a status on
our other girls?

They're right here
right now.

Oh she's here!
I'm so happy.

She is not okay.

Oh thank you so much.

Sliders. You're welcome.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- It's so hot.
- So jump in the water.

- Lobster curry salad.
- Thank you.

You guys it's our first meal
together on the yacht.

And Bronwyn's here.

Is everything okay though?

It's just-- a lot of stuff
went on last week

and it upset Todd.

People keep trying to
dig in my past

and twist things
and say things that aren't true

and he kind of felt like
maybe I'd be better at home

than out here.

I didn't look into specifics
but like

I saw things that went
from just a few years back

to 20 years back.

I saw stuff that was 2021
which is four years old.

I think it would be in
your best interest

just to clear it up
because it looks a lot worse

then my guess is it is.

- It is yeah.
- Is that a clear statement?

Yeah of course. I got kicked
out of BYU 20 years ago.

And when I left BYU I did not
pay my last month of rent.

It took me a few months
to get my life together

and there was a judgment
that I didn't pay

my last couple months of rent
at my apartment.

I mean that's fair.
You were 19.

That was 20 years ago.
I was 19. I was pregnant.

I got kicked out of college.

Somebody tried to
bring that up.

But the charges that are coming
out now are four years old.

There's no charges against me
from four years ago.

This new thing people are
trying to say

is there was something that
went on at my work

and I cooperated with
authorities about it.

They were not charges
against me.

And years later
all of the charges against

not me went through
but it was sealed.

- Why?
- Can't discuss it.

The whole thing-- the whole
case was sealed

which is why people are
speculating

because nobody can get
any information

on a case that's sealed.

It was not something
specific about me.

Why would they file charges
on your record then

against you?
- There's no charges that are

filed about me.

There's no mug shot.
There's no police record.

There's nothing.
Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.
- So why is it so upsetting then?

Yeah then why would it matter?

Um both of us kind of
felt like there's uh

there's some like nasty things
that have come out in the press

after I've hung out
in this group of friends.

And I think both of us
are concerned

that maybe somebody in
this group is doing it.

I don't think
it's anybody here.

Nobody here would do that.
We've been like

hanging out for a long time
and nobody would do that here.

Nobody.

How are they getting detailed
information?

It has to be like dug up
and spun.

I agree with Whitney.

It is weird that stuff
comes up in this group

all the time it is weird
that like certain--

I don't think it's weird.

Like I'm just being
super direct.

I don't think it's weird
that you dug up stuff on me.

Like I mean just bringing
like stuff to the group

when I wasn't there like
I'm just-- I'm being clear.

Like I upset you and I felt
like that was like

a little bit of
a retaliation.

I do not believe
one person here--

And that's what
I'm worried about.

Is that I've upset somebody
and they're doing this.

Nope. Nope.

Pipe down Lisa.

You're revealing yourself.

She's clearly saying like

don't put two and two together
in case anyone here

is putting two and two
together.

Don't spin this on me
because you got targeted

'cause that'll----ing
piss me off.

My lawsuits leaked
and someone did that to me

but no one would ever do that
to you and certainly not

in retaliation.

Well I mean you know
who you're talking about.

It's not just anybody
random out of the group.

I don't.

It's not me. It's not me.

I've never done that
to anybody here.

And that bugs me.
That's like a trigger for me.

It would really bother me
if it was somebody

in this group of friends.

I don't think any of us
should do that to each other.

Who do you think it came from?

Look I'm just gonna say this
and I'm not accusing anybody

but after Amy's
it intensified.

And I had a lot of fights
at Amy's.

And after the lunch I came to
where you had clarification

I thought you and I
cleared things up

and we had a sit-down
and we talked.

We did. We did.
And I didn't do anything to you.

So I don't know where to say
this is coming from

'cause I can't figure out.
- That sounds like an accusation.

- I'm not! No let me finish.
- That sounds like an accusation.

I'm saying it would be really
devastating if I sat down

and apologized to you...
- Well it wasn't me.

Who sent my stuff?
Who sent my stuff?

Who was going to the blogs
and "Salt Lake Tribune"?

I'm like so irritated.

With another accusation
as dumb as this one.

Okay you guys
let's just go swimming.

This is like irritating.

I'm hot.
It's a hundred degrees in here.

Let's just go jump in
the water.

I didn't do that to you.

You can----ing think it's me
but I'm not gonna be

the scape goat again.

This is like
- ing bullsh--

No one even accused you
bitch.

Like the reason we know
it's you it's cause you--

you give yourself away.

That got-- that got spun.

- Hey you're .
- No I'm not .

That got spun.

Ang come swim.

Let's go girl!

Okay I think guests
are starting to walk down

to the swim area.

- So beautiful.
- Let's go Angie K.!

Oh my God.
How are you feeling?

Are you okay?

Come here come here
come here.

Take a thirst trap of me somebody.

Is my butt showing?

Yes it is.

I just need a drink.

Whoo!

This is luxurious.

Heather!

- Come on come on.
- I'm joking.

- Aw. Did you have fun?
- That was a good trip.

Okay but you're canoodling
with Jason.

I know but Jason and I
are friends.

We have a history.

- He's not interested.
- We----ed around before.

- What?
- There's nothing there.

What are you talking about?
You----ed around before?

Friends I'm saying
we're friends.

So there's latitude.

I said that?

Serious faced?

You can't use that.

I don't know why
I said that to her.

I-- delete delete.

I'm a little jealous.

Jump in! Go get him.

No I don't-- I don't
operate like that.

- Can I put it on this side?
- Sure.

- Oh I love a duck.
- Here you go.

I'll be on the swan.

Ready?

Oh thank you very much.

Ready to go? Yeah?

You're gonna have to paddle.

Be the duck.

Oh my gosh.

Britani is in pursuit of a man
and she's not gonna stop

even if she's floating away
on a duck.

Where are they?

Oh my gosh. They're so far
out there now.

Can someone go
help our friends?

Oh my gosh! Ah!

Oh my gosh. This is
so funny to me.

Is she still sick?

Coming in clutch.

Is Angie throwing up?

Angie are you okay?

Oh my gosh.
That's the worst.

He's a trooper.

Oh I just like
I am not having fun.

You're hanging on his leg?
Oh my gosh.

I felt so ugly vomiting.

And the worst part is
I'm so sick I can't even suck in

and I'm in a goddamn bikini.

I'm sorry Eddy.
I am so sorry.

I really don't want to be
around Angie

while she's puking ick.

No more boats for you.

She's so full of it
she makes her own self sick.

Did you have fun?

Good good.

What's that?
- Late night tonight?

I think so. I think we're--

- Is that not part of the plan?
- Yeah I think so.

Are we going to see you
again later?

Okay.

- Come upstairs. Come up here.
- Of course.

Cheers.

All right. You can have it.
I'll go get another one.

- Come in here.
- This is my room.

I don't know what room
I'm in now.

- This is my room. Come in here.
- Oh it's cute.

I feel like there's no bad room
on the boat.

No I'm excited about it.

Britani?

Oh you're sharing
with Britani? I forgot.

Yeah. Look at this.
Look at this.

How is that going?

- Well not well.
- How is that going for you?

Look at this.
Look what she brought.

Oh my God.

If that goes off in
the middle of the night

it's gonna give me-- that is
my sleep paralysis demon.

This will really make
Angie vomit.

- Is that Jared?
- It's Jared's voice.

Who the is he?
And also she's on a 30-day fast.

She promised that she's not
gonna be with him and--

and she's gonna find one of
the deck crew here

and get with them.

I love your accent.

You like the British accent
don't you?

Yes yes.

What is it that you do
sorry if you don't mind--

I'm a developer.
I'm a real estate developer.

And then I sell what I build.

I build I sell.

I build I sell.

What-- what was that lunch?

I didn't even say
I think it's Lisa.

The second I said I think
somebody's putting stuff

in the press about me
she was like

none of us would do that
this group would never do that.

I wasn't even accusing her.

Because it was her.

Who like broke the Alibaba
thing last year?

It was Lisa? That's what made
it so obvious to me.

You just went through this.

And the person who's putting
this on Twitter

keeps using a nickname for me
before they were tweeting--

What's the nickname?

Conwyn not Bronwyn.

And that is what Lisa
called me at Amy's.

This stuff wasn't out
in the press yet.

That's red flag number
- ing one.

- At her party?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

- She called you Conwyn?
- Yep.

You're a fraud.

You are a liar. She's trying
to say she's honest.

And the next day
it was on Twitter.

It's not a coincidence that
troll is using the same name

that Lisa was using for
Bronwyn within days. Okay?

It's like Lisa's not even trying
to hide that she's behind this.

She's getting sloppy.

And when I said I think
it's someone here

no one in this group
would ever do that.

How does she know no one in
this group would ever do that?

We know that she does.

She's done it to everyone.

And if I think she could do this
to me that's the end.

All right well let's go
get ready for dinner.

Hey.

Hey where are you?

I miss you. I mean
we've just been hanging out.

Like the yacht is
really pretty.

- Heather!
- Come on in girl.

Every time Lisa's mad
at someone

information leaks about them.

Angie me Bronwyn Mary.

Meredith!
- Okay. I agree.

I agree.
- You think Lisa leaked it?

Yeah absolutely.

Lisa is smarter and darker
than any of us imagine.

I think that she looks up
everything.

She keeps a score card.

She is pissed about Bronwyn
and her attitude

and her bullsh--
and she has made sure

that anyone who's interested
knows her history.

Look this has been going on
with Lisa and Bronwyn

for a while.

I mean we saw New York
that Lisa had spoken to Emma

the jeweler.

She said you guys didn't
buy it or the hoop earrings.

Very weird a jeweler would
tell someone else

what I did or didn't buy.

I've seen Lisa talking to
other people

and gathering information
about Bronwyn.

Do you know her at all?

We all uh lived in
the Bay Area together.

Did you people love Todd?

Is this where I take
the fifth?

- Yes.
- Is that what we do?

Yes.

And when Angie dropped
that Lisa had given her names

and information to dig up
on Meredith.

She was telling me
there's things out there

about bankruptcy
and shoplifting.

I need to know

if you were trying to
spread negative rumors

about my family.

No.

It... sealed the deal for me
and it was undeniable.

I think all of the leaks
came from Lisa.

So what do we do?

I think we should get
Meredith in here.

Okay. Do you want me
to go get her?

Yeah go grab her.

Meredith is pretty much
Lisa's closest friend

on the boat and I wanna know
if she feels the same way.

I don't want to destroy
my friendship with Lisa

by addressing this and if
Meredith were there to just

show support or help me
get through it

I feel like it would
go over a lot better.

Okay so tell her Whitney.

So Lisa hated me last year
right and all this information

leaked about me.

Now Lisa is at odds
with Bronwyn.

Like don't you think it's
just a little bit suspicious?

So you think she's engaging
with the press?

In a inappropriate way.

Yes. And think about it
we're finally talking about Lisa

and what she's going through.

Like it doesn't matter.
We are just talking about her.

No I mean it's an issue.

We were talking about Lisa's
lawsuits and now we're not

talking about them anymore.

If in fact that is the case
that is definitely a problem.

What the case?

If Lisa is in fact
feeding information to

some sort of media outlets

that's negative about
her friends

then it's definitely
a problem.

That's not a question
obviously if that is true.

She may not have done anything.
I don't know.

You know I can't speak to it
pertaining to this issue

with Bronwyn or whatever else
but as far as I know

in our own interactions
we're in a good place.

You don't think it's
highly suspicious

that all of this stuff
leaked about Conwyn Fraudport.

Right when Lisa was at
her height of anger at Bronwyn.

I-- I think it's not positive.
I'll say that on all accounts.

They're so worried about
who planted it

but they don't care about
what Bronwyn did.

Look if Lisa really did this
that would be horrible

but there's no proof
and correlation does not

equal causation.

You know there are only
so many coincidences in life

and maybe it is a coincidence
but you know what

we all just want to move on
we want to move forward

we want this to end
we don't wanna be

living in this behavior.

We've all made mistakes
in our friendships.

We've owned up to a lot
of things we've done.

Let's see what she says.

Do you feel really sick
right now?

Like sick as a dog
right now?

- Mm-hmm.
- Oh no. Angie.

I know.

No. We need a doctor.

Has Jason come up
and checked in on you?

- Not yet.
- Okay I'm gonna go get him

for you.
- Okay.

Mary about dinner I saw
that you don't eat shrimp.

The chef is making
panko-encrusted wahoo.

Would you eat that?
Wahoo's white fish.

You eat that?
- Yes. Sure.

Okay amazing. Okay great.

And I will go get Jason
for you now.

- Okay thank you.
- You're welcome.

We have three minutes until
we're supposed to be out there.

Well I don't know
if that's gonna happen.

It's kind of hard to do
your makeup

on a rocking boat
after drinking.

Hello?

Are you feeling any better?

A little bit.

Now put this up
against your leg.

Well this was worth it
right here.

All this love and care.

Mary by my side
the captain here icing me.

You'll get better.

Might just help a little bit.
Cool you down a little bit.

Oh selfie.

Okay just do it real quick look
'cause we gotta go.

And we'll make it work.
Let's go.

Hello! And welcome to
the dinner!

You might notice that there
are eight of us on this trip

and only six place settings
that is because Angie has

a bit of the seasickness--
- Oh is it that bad?

...as sailors like to call
what do they call it Daisy?

You've got to get
your sea legs.

She's working on her sea legs!

She can't even get out of bed?

She's very very ill.

I went and checked on her
and she had to get up

to throw up while I was
checking on her.

Oh my gosh. That's so sad.

I have to get up. This movement
is making me feel um...

I'm gonna barf.

Okay. She's gonna barf.
Let's get her into the bathroom.

- Okay.
- Go girl go.

Oh my God.

Ugh.

Mary wants to take her dinner
in the room with Ang

to be with her.
- That's nice.

So I think we should do
a toast.

Cheers to Angie
getting better.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- To her sea legs.
- Cheers to sea legs.

Cheers to sea legs.

Okay. I'm brand-new!

I'm glad you talk to yourself
'cause it'll entertain me

and you won't be lonely.

- Enjoy your--
- Is that the food?

Bon appetit.

Well where's the rest of it?

Lisa I'm just cheersing you.

I'm being lazy. Sorry.
I was watching the food roll in.

- Here we are. Hello hello.
- Hello hello.

- Here we go. That's for you.
- Thank you so much.

So ladies here you have
burrata with a homemade

romesco sauce.
- Lovely.

Oh my gosh. Thank you.

I love a crispy basil leaf.
That's kind of a fun touch.

Yum!

...that we're missing Angie
and Mary's commentary.

I do not miss
Mary's commentary.

Oh dear Britani.
We have a rule.

What?

You can only sh-- talk if
they're right in front of you.

I'm the only one that says
what I feel to people's faces.

What about the things
that are not being said to

people's faces?

There's other people at
the table you're mad at

that you are not saying
something about.

I just feel like Lisa's trying
a little too hard

to big sister me.

And I don't need that.

I can fight my own battles.

Um what's going on
with you and Meredith?

What's the problem there?

I haven't seen Meredith yet
without her having

a seizure of some sort.

I just don't know why Meredith
goes from zero to 100

in .02 seconds.

It's almost like
it's not even real.

I feel like Meredith's been
super supportive of you no?

No!

Well it all the way then.

She said that you big sister her
and are in her business

and she doesn't want your advice
and it's bullsh--.

She said you slur your words
she says you go from zero

to a hundred over nothing
she thinks it's an act.

She doesn't believe anything
that comes out of your mouth.

I've never had a seizure
in my life

but that's a horrible thing
to say about somebody.

There are people who do
have seizures

and they are very serious.

One of which was my child.

So I find that
to be despicable!

- My child--
- I don't care!

See? This is what
I'm talking about.

Stop saying seizure!

You go from zero--
are you kidding me?

- You can stop.
- Are you serious?

Nope nope nope.

Meredith
turn up your hearing aid.

She did not say Jared
that time.

Come on.

See? This is what
I'm talking about.

I've had enough of
your nonsense.

See? This is what
I'm talking about.

I've had enough of
your nonsense.

I'm sick of Meredith
treating me like sh--

and no one is even
batting an eye.

No one cares.

Say someone has seizures

I don't think that's funny.

I think it's disgraceful disgusting.

See? This is what
I'm talking about.

I think that she dislikes me
so much because I think

I'm the only one that
isn't afraid of her.

You did not just say that
and you stir up the pot here.

Nope I said you should not
say that about Meredith

that's disgusting--
- Thank you Bronwyn.

...about you and she said
I'm gonna say it to her.

She's had this kind of like

oh look at me
I'm Meredith Marks.

Or I'm Meredith Marks.

But no one else will tell her
no one else will be like

Meredith
you're batsh-- crazy.

And this isn't normal.

You like go from zero
to a hundred in .2 seconds.

Like how is it that one second
you're nice to me

and the second
you're like freaking out.

Mm.

Sounds crunchy.

- I've been blessed.
- You are blessed.

Eating in peace.

I hope they appreciate
this food up there.

No one does that. No one goes
from zero to a hundred

in .2 seconds.

You've lied incessantly.

I wake up in the middle
of the night to

the sounds of Meredith
crying and throwing up.

- Throwing up?
- Yeah.

You have recorded us.

You are vile.

You're recording us?
- She recorded it.

I am so disgusted
I had you in my home.

- Okay.
- You've done a lot of

really nasty things.

Your business is getting dragged
like crazy right now

on social media.
- Are you kidding me Britani?

- Why don't you just disengage?
- Okay.

Oh I would be more than happy

to disengage from you forever
sweetheart. Bye.

Everyone at this table
we all need to own things

in order to move on and like
have an open conversation.

This is not a pile-on.

We are adult women
we are privileged women

we are living our best
- ing lives.

What's a pile-on?

I said I'm disengaging

you got her telling me
I'm wrong

Bronwyn's supporting me
Lisa's supporting--

That's no gang up.

What?

It's strange right?

Why would they have
one of those?

Maybe like for a spa day.

They like put it over
their eyes and stuff.

Yeah.

We're gonna talk.
We all need to own things.

What else do we need to own
at this table?

What?

Yes you guys should
talk about it.

You were a part of it.

I was a part of it.

I feel disappointed
by Meredith.

I was trying to like
make grounds with Lisa

and I thought it would
go over a lot better

if you know
Meredith was with me

but now it
just feels like...

...leaving me high and dry.

I have no words.

I don't care about anyone
outside of the people

seated at this table and I just
wanna be real with you.

I'm gonna just be honest with
you that I think that--

I think that you're the source
of all the dirt.

Wait why are you guys
even questioning me?

'Cause we feel like you always
know the information before.

Because you just questioned me
that she thought

you were questioning me.
- But apparently

whenever you're upset
something gets leaked.

That was the commentary.

Oh my gosh. That is so dumb.
I hope you had my back on this.

And I said
I hoped it was not true.

I didn't think it was true.
- Oh no no no no no.

we don't have
your back on this.

We don't have to hope
it's not true.

It's not----ing true.
- Thank you.

It's not----ing true.

I'm not the source of anything.

People tell me stuff and I'm all
of a sudden responsible?

Yeah you know everything.

You are the grand poobah.

Yes. I am the mother----ing don
of Salt Lake City I guess

'cause this is----ing weird.

I have never dug up dirt
on any of these

mother----ing bitches
and I'm so----ig sick

of being accused of this.

People tell me stuff
I'm at----ing Harmons

and I hear sh--.

I go to get a diet coke
and I hear sh--.

...I----ing
can't take this anymore.

You guys shut the
up about me.

I don't do anything to you.

Don't come near me.
Don't you----ing come near me.

I'm coming near you--

No I am coming near you
because Lisa--

- We are not your punching bag.
- You guys have no one

to beat up if I'm not here.

Are you----ing kidding me
right now?

You know everything I know--

You sit down.

ing sit down
and talk to me.

- Hello. How are yous?
- Hey.

I have here some cheesecake.

Okay.

It's deconstructed...

- They are buck wild up there.
- Are they too loud?

No no it's fine.

- you.
- Lisa.

me?

They're like
literally killing each other.

I've been called a cheater
a----ing Jen Shah.

What else are you gonna
- ing say about me?

You're lucky I----ing talk
to any of you.

I've been called a cheater
a----ing Jen Shah.

What else are you gonna
- ing say about me?

You're lucky I----ing talk
to any of you.

I'm so----ing sick of it.

No off with that.

I've been a very----ing
good friend to you.

And if you didn't defend me
oh my God.

You better-- you better say
I'm----ing sorry right now

'cause I defended you--
- You know what?

Don't be----ing afraid
of her she's throwing her

weight around right now.
Like you Lisa Barlow.

No!

I've been a----ing good
friend to you

for no----ing reason
other than the fact you are--

What are you even
talking about?

And you're going to----ing
throw a fit right now?

Are you----ing kidding me?

- Listen to me.
- Where am I wrong?

Lisa Barlow look at me.

I've been a----ing good
friend to you been totally--

Then what is
this conversation about?

Just----ing own it.

May I please give you this?

That you're the source
of all the----ing dirt.

that.

I'm not going to own that.

I'm the source of
any----ing dirt.

Don't you ever put that
on me ever again.

- All right.
- Yeah mate.

I was gonna eat with them
tonight

but I'm not gonna go there.
- no.

And I'm not gonna admit
something I didn't----ing do!

You----ing defensive
- ing bitch.

Oh oh.

You know all of the dirt.

Say it to her----ing face
right now.

I'll say it. Grand larceny
identity theft all of it.

Yeah why don't you
say it to her?

Why am I responsible
for what's on the internet?

There he is.

- Hi.
- The highlight of our night.

- How are you?
- Oh here he comes.

Good. What is going on
up there?

Have they calmed them down?

No I was um like a ghost.

Well you come here
and we'll pay attention to you.

What do I need to say?

You don't need to do anything
but I'm gonna just be honest

with you that I think you're
the source of all the dirt.

Okay then I totally
can't be your friend.

Are you----ing kidding me?

I got accused last year
of leaking stuff I didn't leak.

I actually defended you
and felt bad for you.

I felt really bad for you.

What if you're the leak?
What if you're the leak?

What if you're the leak?
What if you're the leak?

It's not----ing me.

I would own it.

It's kicking off up there.

- It's what?
- Kicking off up there.

Yeah yeah I'm ready.

I love how this got spun.
I love how this got spun.

It's not spun! You're----ing
spinning it you moron.

You're spinning it.
- No I'm not.

I did not do what you're
accusing me of doing.

And I just don't have
anything more to say.

You're spinning it
the wrong way.

I literally can't even
believe that you would say

that to me.

I'm like
in shock right now.

Have I talked about
your marriage?

Have I ever disparaged
your business?

Have I ever done----ing
anything to you?

I'm gonna say what I think.
I'm gonna say it to your face.

Well you got the wrong girl.
I'm sorry--

Get off the----ing yacht
if you can't hear

what I have to say.
- Okay. I'm happy to go.

Hi the chef is here.
Can we take a--

The fact that you accuse
me of something

I would never do--
- Lisa please.

No. Like no
you made it very clear.

I'm leaving. I will never be
accused of something

I did not do.

And you know what? I'm like
I don't need to be calmed down.

Do you mean it?
Do you want me to go?

No. I don't want you to go.

I did not do what
you're accusing me of doing.

How would you feel if
I was like you're the source

you're the source
you're the one that did it

you did it admit it Heather
just admit it.

Sit down.

I have been a very----ing
good friend to you.

I'm a friend to you
to the death.

Listen you know what?

Being a friend to me
is not telling me

to admit something
I did not do.

That is not being a friend
to me.

That is being----ing
everything else

like what you've done to me--
no I have not done

a----ing thing to you.
- Yeah you have.

Get that out of your head.
Get that out of your head.

I haven't done a----ing thing
to you.

I know you have.

You guys are----ing liars
and fake.

Listen to me.

Why is it so----ing bad
that you're the one

that knows everything
about everyone?

You're saying I'm the source
and the leak. I am not.

- Why is that----ing bad?
- It's not true. It's not true.

- Who is? Who is?
- It is not true.

Ask your buddies.
Ask your friends.

You're my buddy.

Hey John. No I'm
like so sad.

I am like so sad.

- No Lisa I'm not--
- Get the away.

No I'm not gonna leave you.

No Heather just accused me
of being the .

I'm not going to----ing
leave you.

I'm not gonna leave you.

I'm not gonna leave you.
I'm following.

...ever done to me.

And she goes admit it
she kept saying--

I didn't say--

She said
say you're the source.

That's what you said.
- That's not what I did.

You're creating this out
of your mind.

Did you say--

I want to walk downstairs
and----ing leave me

then----ing leave me.
- Tell John what you said.

Say you're the source.

And like I've never
done anything to them.

You're creating this
out of your mind.

I want to walk downstairs
and----ing leave me

then----ing leave me.

And like I've never done
anything to them.

I thought Heather and I
had come so far.

For her to get back into this
oh Lisa's the villain.

Lisa's the source bullsh--

is ridiculous.

It's like making me
reassess like our friendship

her like being used
it's awful.

Captain one of them's like
I'm gonna leave!

And she's like yeah
you leave then bitch!

So one of them might be
storming off wait for it.

Tender tender. I'm gonna
go back to shore immediately.

Too much mate.

Oh my God. What's happened?

Shut up.

What's going on?
Oh my God.

No you're okay. You're okay.
You're being a good friend.

I was coming to try to find Lisa
because she's so mad at me.

How are you feeling?

Don't worry about me.
What's happening?

I just said you're the source
of all and she freaked out

she fully freaked out.
- Good Heather.

The source of all of what?
Everything?

- Yes.
- The dirt.

- She is.
- Very brave of you.

And I am her friend
or Bronwyn said that like

she is you guys she is.

- Very brave of you to do that.
- And don't cry over that.

You're being a real friend.
- You know she is.

- Real friends need that.
- And you know what?

It's game over. She's not--
game over you know.

This is like I don't care
who you do it to.

It is wrong.

The Captain was paying
attention.

He said
Heather's getting at Lisa.

I wanna sneak down
to the kitchen. Is that okay?

Come on Daisy. Let's go.
Come on.

Sorry.

- Oh my God.
- Oh! Oh my God.

Oh my God.
That was so close.

You have a good night?

- Yeah.
- Yes? Oh yeah.

Let me ask you this. Do you
actually like run the ship?

- Yeah.
- Could you give me a tour?

- Yeah totally.
- Really?

- Not now.
- Why not?

Tomorrow.

- I was looking for an excuse.
- Oh were you?

- Yes.
- I'm going to bed.

- To like get outta here.
- I've been up since 4 a.m.

Too funny.

Um okay.

- This is the galley.
- Hello.

Welcome welcome.

- The food was amazing.
- Thank you. Cheers.

- Hi muscles.
- How are you?

Yeah I'm good. I just
wanna make sure she's okay.

Tomorrow morning
will you come get me?

I'm gonna go to the hotel.

Promise me you will
come get me.

- Hey.
- No I don't want you near me.

I don't want anyone near me.
- You don't want me near you?

I don't want anyone near me
that is--

Can I just hug you?

The sickest thing I've ever
heard in my life.

Please leave me alone.
I just wanna be with John.

- Can I just say I love you?
- Please no.

No I don't want anyone
touching me or near me.

Okay.

You were telling the truth.

You just say
I'm being a real friend.

- Heather you were being honest.
- And I'm telling you how I feel.

And I'm telling you
how we all feel.

We all feel it.
We all know it.

When she was talking
all that tea about people--

I'm gonna go right now.
Okay.

That's all she does.
- I'm carrying it for all of us.

Chirps I wish I could've
been there.

Babe I got you. I got you.
I love you.

Carrying the message.

Does anyone know
where Lisa is?

Britani?
- Yeah. I do.

- Where is she?
- I was actually looking for you.

- Where is she?
- I found Lisa.

Okay I wanna go
talk to her.

Okay.

And this is my cabin.

Aw. It's so cute.

- Are you okay?
- I'm totally fine.

I just wanna talk to her.

- Hello.
- Are you going to bed?

- Are you off?
- That's their laundry.

Do you sleep in the kitchen?

- I'll show you were she is.
- She's leaving the boat?

No she's right there.

Oh God.

Why did they
do this to me?

Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Salt Lake City"...

Here we go baby.
Let's go!

I swam with the sting ray
just like I was----ing Nemo.

You're not a good friend.

I think you're boring.

You were talking about Bronwyn
saying Todd was making out

with one of my friends
while farting the entire time.

you.
You're dead to me.

I saw something today about
sex possible indiscretion.

Stay away from me.
She needs to stay away.