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Good evening, friends.
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Biffy jacket, Dan. You selling real
estate?
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Oh, ye of little breeding.
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Behold, the family crest. An English
hunting falcon grasping a spear.
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Looks more like Big Bird with an arrow
through his butt.
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Isn't your family from the Louisiana
Bayou, Dan?
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That's right. Your family crest should
be a possum grasping his cousin.
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Actually, I bought this at a yuppie
surplus store.
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Why? To become a member of high society.
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And how does one do that?
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By basking in the glow of Manhattan
moonlight.
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You're going to be in the Manhattan
moonlight column?
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Yes. Dermot Drake is coming here tonight
to interview me.
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He's only interested in upper crust
people, not...
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Flaky crust, people.
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Why would you want to be in that column?
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Why?
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Drake's column defines New York society.
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I mean, one mention in it is a
guaranteed membership in the Eastside
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Athletic Club. Then, it's weekends in
the Hamptons and just a short walk down
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the aisle with some Buffy Blueblood.
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In layman's terms, it's my ticket out of
here.
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If it's a one-way ticket, I'll chip in.
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Ouch.
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Hey, Lizette.
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What's that?
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Something wrong?
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Well, last night I had a dream about
Harry.
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So? It was a very vivid dream.
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I was a contessa, and Harry, my stable
boy.
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I watched the sinewy body stroke the
flaxen mane of my favorite steed, and
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then...
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Harry or the horse?
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Harry. What's that?
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Everyone has those kinds of dreams.
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So I shouldn't worry about the hay in my
jammie?
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You know, just because you're filling in
for Max doesn't mean you have to dress
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like him. I thought it'd help me assume
an air of authority and confidence.
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Plus, it has the combination of the
filing cabinet cross-stitched on the
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cuff.
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Great. And while you're climbing the
stepladder of success, I gotta fill in
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for you.
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And you know I don't like public
speaking.
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All right.
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Uh, you know, the judge is here.
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Sorry, I choked.
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Hey, Mac has a sweater like that.
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So has Perry Como.
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You got a problem?
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Now, call the first case.
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Yes, sir.
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People versus Nick Strombone.
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The charge is assault with a deadly
weapon.
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Oops. What's the problem, Bull?
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Hey, Your Honor, it's my first case.
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Give a guy a chance.
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A chance and a rake.
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Sorry, ma'am.
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We'll take a five while Bull straightens
out this mess.
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Aramis?
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Drake, what a wonderful surprise.
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Why the surprise? We had an appointment.
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Is that Big Bird on your chest?
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No, it's a possum.
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Possibly a falcon.
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By the way, I appreciate your help with
this dreadful jury duty business.
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Tosh, tosh.
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I know what a hectic social calendar you
have.
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Folks, let's try this one more time.
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Great. Have a seat.
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Get a chance to see me in action.
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I'll take your breath away.
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People versus Kitty Metker.
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Prostitution, lewd conduct, and indecent
exposure.
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Is this you?
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Me? No.
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Take her away.
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Sorry, sir. It's just collating.
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I just can't get the hang of it.
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All right. We'll take another five.
Council.
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Quirk, quirk, wannabe.
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Oh, Sir Dermot, is there anything I can
get you before I resume bringing our
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city's bottom feeders to justice?
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Some fresh air, perhaps.
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A tad close in here.
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Oh, certainly.
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Fill up, Russell.
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Would you please take my friend for a
walk and see that he gets some fresh
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air?
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Come on.
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Let's go outside and see how many
pigeons we can knock off with that
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cologne.
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Read them and weep.
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One shining light at night court. Oh.
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Last night I was blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, not about me, not about me,
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where I met a most arresting,
intelligent, and witty professional.
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I can't believe you snowed him.
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This is so embarrassing.
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Let's read on.
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A shining light in our jury justice
system. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
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blah. Justice for all. Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah. Here we go.
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Everyone should be as fortunate as I to
encounter this officer of the court.
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Rosalind Russell?
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What?
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From behind her bailiff's badge, Ms.
Russell showed me this invisible realm
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of the city where she handles defendants
with firmness and compassion.
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And... enlightened me with her
pull-no-punches observations.
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I found Ms. Russell to be a genuine
breath of fresh air.
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What the hell is this?
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Maybe it's just a really big, really
long typo.
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Hey, Dad, if you're not going to use
these, can I have them?
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Help yourself, Ms. Suddenly Someone.
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You didn't get a mention, but don't be
mad at me.
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One second in the limelight, and look
what you've turned into.
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A megla media mooch.
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Hey, what is wrong with you?
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Because of your spotlight stealing, I am
out of the athletic club, and I've
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kissed off Buffy Blueblood and the
French maid I was going to hire.
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I didn't steal anything from you.
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Dermot didn't interview me. We only made
small talk.
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Small talk.
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Well, here's a small word.
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Betrayal.
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Wait a minute. I went along with your
little act. So don't make my moment in
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the sun your darkest hour.
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Hey, Miss Debutante, the Hamptons are
the other way.
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Lizette, why are you sitting over here?
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You still worried about Harry in your
dream?
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I'm trying to put some lust-free
distance between me and the Knight
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Rider.
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Lizette, this is silly. All Harry did in
your dream was kiss you.
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That was before.
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Remember how I dreamt I was a Contessa
and Harry my sinewy stable boy?
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Well, last night, we had to escape from
the evil Count. In the passion of
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danger, we ripped off all our clothes
and rode bareback.
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to Paris, France.
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After we had our sewers treated, he
carried me up a staircase
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into a Winnebago where it happened.
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Time out.
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A Winnebago? You know dreams. I went to
an RV show last week.
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So what happened?
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It happened.
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It? Oh, you mean you did it.
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Yeah.
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And the worst part is?
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We lived happily ever after.
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Winnebago's are very roomy, you know.
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What's that? There's nothing abnormal
about having romantic dreams.
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No, you don't understand. I know this is
my subconscious telling me to leave my
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boyfriend Oscar, the tyrannical evil
count,
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Tender stable boy.
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You are obviously upset about this. You
have to talk directly to Harry and deal
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with it.
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Well, okay.
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But I'll just melt if he smells like
saddle soap.
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All rise.
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Criminal court part two is now in
session.
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Hey, you're in the back buttoning. The
Honorable Harold T. Stone is here.
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Everything in order, boo?
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Hip-hop, sir.
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People versus Margaret Kalekstein.
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Shoplifting.
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Are you Margaret?
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Yes.
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Kalekstein?
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Sorry.
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Take her away.
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Reading a docket while wearing a sweater
isn't as easy as it seems, sir.
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Obviously, it's right up there with...
quantum physics.
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Apparently Mac is some brilliant
scientist who's been moonlighting from
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MIT just to keep on fire strength.
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We will take yet another five.
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Excuse me, Miss Russell.
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Oh, Dermot!
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I take it you got my messages?
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Regrettably. And the humidor of those
white owl cigars you sent.
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I gave them to my doorman.
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Ross. I'm so sorry to disturb you, but
my friend insisted on meeting my newest
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shining star.
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Hello, darling. I'm Gloria Bonderhoss.
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May I call you darling?
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You can call me Ross.
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Darling, I'm an impeccable judge of
character, and I can tell by looking at
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you that you have character.
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And I can tell by looking at you that
you are a character.
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I've just had a fabulous idea.
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Tonight is a regular soiree aboard my
late fourth husband's yacht.
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Your late fifth husband's yacht.
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Oh, fifth. One of those darlings.
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Anyway, Roz, we'd love for you to join
us.
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Well, I don't know.
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A yacht. Fabulous. When do we cast off?
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You can cast off now.
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We'll be leaving from the 23rd Street
Pier at 10 sharp.
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See you tonight, darling.
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Get a load of that. I mean, like they
really think you want to go to their
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party.
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I do.
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Darling.
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Here it is, sir.
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I finally figured out the flaw in my...
collating system.
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Don't get my hopes up, Bull.
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I want to prove to you that Bull Shannon
has the right stuff, the right file, the
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right name, the right defendant.
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People versus Margaret Keene.
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Are you Margaret Keene?
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Mrs. Keene, before we begin, I want to
apologize for all the confusion. You've
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been very patient with us. Now we're
going to expedite matters and get you on
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your way. I promise you.
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Thank you, Your Honor.
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My pleasure.
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Bull, what's the charge?
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Manslaughter.
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Bull!
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But it is manslaughter, sir.
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Your Honor, it was bingo night at St.
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Genevieve's.
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The defendant attacked the bingo caller
for calling B-89.
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That's B-89.
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Yeah. The stinking game was rigged.
There's no B-89 spot on a bingo card.
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So I offed him.
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Well, on that lovely note, let's hold
this one over for trial.
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Amber? Yes, sir? You're fired.
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I've got a boat to catch. Roz, before
you go, there's something I've got to
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say. Look, Dan, you know this is not my
fault. Those people just happened to
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invite me.
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I know.
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And I'm happy for you.
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Really.
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And you can't go with me?
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No.
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What I'm trying to say is that our
friendship is more important than any
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dumb old glamorous party on a fabulous
yacht.
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Are you sure?
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Absolutely. I am at peace with this. I
guess I can't have everything, or in
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this case, anything.
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But I don't want you to feel guilty
about it.
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Okay, I won't.
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Bon voyage!
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There.
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I have done a thoroughly selfless thing.
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And now I'm going to be sick to my
stomach.
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Excuse me, sir. Do you have a minute?
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Sure. What's on your mind, Lizette?
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What side of the bed do you sleep on?
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It doesn't matter. I'll sleep on either
side.
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But I do snore. A little. And sometimes
I talk in the voices of cartoon
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characters.
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Lizette, what the hell are you talking
about?
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The stable and the floor of that
Winnebago.
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quit my job.
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Conflict of interest.
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But maybe we could still save up for a
house in the country.
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You know, whatever it is you're talking
about, why don't you just leave me out
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of it?
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Oh, I see.
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It's all clear to me now.
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Steal me from the count.
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Whisk me off to Paris, France.
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Have your way with me.
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Then you expect me to disappear like...
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I'll tell you something.
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amazing night of my life.
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Never been on a yacht before.
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Champagne was flowing.
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Music was playing.
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I even danced with Rex Reed.
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Stipped my cordial by the rail and
watched a blanket of fog cover the
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lights of Manhattan.
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So beautiful.
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So serene.
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Until I heard the sound of a jet ski
cutting through the water.
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And caught a glimpse of a man in evening
wear bearing down directly on us.
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And then that awful thud.
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And the next thing I know, the yacht's
at the bottom of the river, and I'm
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stuck in this lousy lifeboat.
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Those jet skis are awfully hard to
control.
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Sunk the damn yacht, Dan.
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Shh, not so loud. Remember, I'm not on
the guest list.
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How could you do this? What on earth
possesses a man to crash a party in the
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middle of the Hudson River?
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Zeal?
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Zeal, you.
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What?
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You have no idea how it killed me not
being in that newspaper.
286
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You know, I try to hide my
disappointment, but I can't help it.
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I am what I am.
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Fielding!
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What are you doing here? I know for a
fact you weren't invited.
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Wrong.
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He's my guest.
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I invited him.
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You did?
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You did?
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Yes, she did.
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Then why haven't I seen you all night?
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I was overboard.
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Overboard? Well, I was hanging
overboard.
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The escargot sort of escarwent.
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Oh, darling.
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Did the escargot taste odd to you, too?
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I do recall Klaus mentioning something
about the escargot being a bit pasty.
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Oh, Klaus!
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Because I'm your friend.
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And it's not nice to let your friends
down.
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Let that be a lesson to you.
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What do you mean?
308
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I mean, if you want to drown yourself
trying to use these people, that's fine.
309
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But you tried to use me, too.
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And you're right.
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I'm a victim of myself. What can I say?
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But I promise you this.
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From now on, I'm a different guy.
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So don't be mad at me, please.
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If I were mad at you, would I have
pulled your drowning butt out of the
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river?
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Thanks.
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It's all right.
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In a way, you saved me, too.
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I was actually beginning to enjoy these
people.
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Darling, did I hear you say someone
saved you?
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I was talking about Dan.
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How utterly heroic.
324
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Dermot, You must hear this.
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That darling rescued this darling from
drowning.
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00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:01,000
Oh, no, no, not exactly rescue.
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How fascinating.
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00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:07,540
Get to tell, Silding, this could be a
compelling story for my column.
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Really?
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Absolutely.
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Well, Roz...
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was standing by the railing. When the
explosion happened, she was thrown
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overboard. Well, naturally, I
immediately dived into the icy water and
334
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dragged her semi-conscious body to the
safety of this lifeboat. Well, I gave
335
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her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and
pulled her from Davy Jones' locker.
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Right, Roz?
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Wrong.
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Darling.
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