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More mail for the foundation.
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That reminds me.
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Gotta call a plumber and have my toilet
snaked.
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What's the matter, Dan? Your date wear
you out last night?
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No, I was up all night burning the
midnight oil in the Phil Foundation.
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In fact, for the last two nights, I
haven't gotten any sleep at all.
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Well, gee, Dan, if you're working that
hard, you must be very dedicated.
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Either that or there's something in it
for you.
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Thank you so much.
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Just when I was about to ask you to be a
speaker at the Tri-State Legal
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Symposium. Ooh, gee, that's a big deal.
You know, last year, three of the
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speakers were ex-presidents.
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The Phil Foundation underwrites their
speaking fees. $500 to your favorite
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charity. Well, gee, Dan, I'm flattered.
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I've always thought of the symposium as
the one true forum for meaningful legal
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dialogue. Actually, we have important
people speak about that stuff.
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You're going to be the comic relief.
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You mean I do gags?
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Well, it wouldn't be the first time. I
really killed him at the transit
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worker's dinner dance.
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Yeah, those tunnel cops think you're a
regular red button.
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Yeah, Dan, I'd be proud to do it, since
it's for a good cause. That's a great
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cause. That's why I've devoted so much
selfless energy and time to it.
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I smell a rat.
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No, that's the special.
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Sardine pot pie.
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Excuse me.
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Hey,
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you're Bert Parks. That's right.
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I'm looking for Bull Shannon.
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Do I know you?
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Well, it's Bert Parks. You know, Miss
America.
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You are Miss America?
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Well, we used to host the Miss America
pageants.
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Oh.
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I got a whole new gig now.
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I'm a spokesman for Frosted Neon Nuggets
Cereal.
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You are?
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Wow, that's impressive.
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Do you remember entering the Frosted
Neon Nuggets Little Tykes Golly Georama
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Sweepstakes?
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I sure do.
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Entry number 186949.
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That's right!
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You won the grand prize!
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Whoa!
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It's your choice. Come in, come in, come
in.
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Let me guess, you're a neon nugget.
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Hey, you gotta eat, I gotta eat.
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Mr. Bull Shannon, the choice is yours.
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Which prize will it be? Number one, a
brand new car.
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in Malibu. Number three, a trip to
Paris, France.
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Or, the mystery prize worth at least
$200.
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So did Boom get his rug yet? No, the
hair merchant's coming today with the
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samples. Well, they're both ready. He's
out taking combing lessons.
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Hey, Dan.
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Hi. You okay, Dan?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just didn't sleep
again last night.
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Hey, man, that's three nights in a row.
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Maybe it's something wrong.
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I told you, it was just because of the
extra work I've been doing on the Phil
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Foundation. One of the speakers
canceled.
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Now, I have to give a speech myself.
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About what?
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Oh, um... No bliss oblige, giving to
those who are less fortunate?
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Uh-huh.
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It's an address that comes from the
heart. It speaks of altruism, charity,
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and kindness.
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Sounds lofty, Dan. It better. I paid
some night school geeks 50 bucks to
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write this for me.
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He who gives is a lucky man, for by
giving, he gets to share the joy of the
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receiver.
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What, did I get ripped off?
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Mr. Fielding?
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Yeah. The name's Hampton from the bank.
I'm here regarding a check for the Phil
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Foundation. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes. Hi. Why don't we just go
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in here and talk?
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Charity never rests.
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What the hell are you doing here,
Hampton?
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There's a problem with this check.
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It's signed by you as the executor, but
it's also made out to you.
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That? Oh, no mistake.
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I'm filling in as keynote speaker for
the symposium. That's my fee. It's all
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legal. A $50,000 speaking fee?
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Well, that's the going rate.
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I tried to get Churchill. He couldn't
make it.
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Churchill's dead.
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But then he's out for next year, too.
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Congratulations, Mr. Shannon. Your new
Wimberly wig will not only change your
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looks, it will change your life.
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Yeah, right.
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Now, you seem cynical.
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Could you be hiding concerns for your
own hairline?
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Hey, Bob, I got no problems with my
hair. So why do you wear this hat?
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Just as I thought. Your hairline is
receding so fast it's leaving skid
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marks.
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Judge Harry.
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Listen, if you're gone bald, it's
nothing to be ashamed of.
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Of course it is. Watch this.
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No!
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Oh, my God, my secret's out!
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Well, I think I've made my point.
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So which one will it be? We have all
kinds.
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This is the you-need-to-comb-your-hair
hair.
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This is the hey, get a haircut hair.
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And this is the whoa, you got a bad
haircut hair.
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That's not much of a selection.
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Sorry, that's all I brought.
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Yeah, well, it says in the deal that
Bull gets to choose any toupee out of
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the catalog.
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Let's see the catalog.
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All right.
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How about this one?
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The El Dorado.
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Too much sideburn.
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How about this one?
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The Shatner Turbo 2000.
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you don't want that one. How about this
one? The shimp.
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The Shatner Turbo 2000 is cultivated
from the hair of specially selected
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donors. Then each follicle is
individually steamed, pressed, and hand
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-woven by a team of craftsmen in Vienna.
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I want one.
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Mr. Shannon, the Shatner Turbo 2000
isn't for every man.
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You may not be prepared for its effect.
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You heard him, Wimberly. He wants the
high-end hair.
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All right.
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I'll call Vienna tonight.
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But don't say I didn't warn you.
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Oh, I can't wait.
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I'm gonna go shop for a glass hat.
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Your Honor, Mr. Skeggs would like to
plead guilty in exchange for time
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served. Fine with me.
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Prosecution?
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I'll have the corned beef.
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Okay, we're pushing midnight. Let's call
it a day, huh?
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Dan?
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You know, this insomnia of yours is
getting serious.
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Maybe there's some psychological reason
for it. It's a stoic signal. All I need
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is sleep.
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Well, then try warm milk.
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Well, try taking a cold shower and
popping into a warm bed.
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Actually, that brings to mind another
surefire sleep aid I'm surprised you
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haven't thought of.
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Way ahead of you.
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Take two of these, I should be in a coma
by 1230.
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Well, Mac. Yeah?
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You know, I've been working on my speech
for the symposium. Uh-huh. And I was
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thinking I might kick it off with a
couple of saucy limericks.
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Oh, I don't know, sir.
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It's a pretty highbrow audience.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Some of the finest judicial minds in the
country.
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You're right. Yeah. I'll stick to the
knock-knock joke.
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You're a pal.
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If you were really a pal, you'd lock him
in a trunk until Monday.
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Darn. There's no salt.
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Oh, I'll get you some.
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Excuse me, sir. Can I borrow your salt?
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Sure, Christine.
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I just got it today.
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What do you think?
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It makes a big difference.
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It sure does.
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I like it.
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Except ever since I put it on, I've had
women problems.
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I was actually turned on by it.
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I'm going to be sick.
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Please, come on, Doc. There must be
something you can do.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Fielding. I can't find
any physical excuse for your insomnia.
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Maybe it's psychological.
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There's nothing wrong with my head.
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I'm a respected attorney.
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And the executor of the Phil Foundation.
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Which, by the way, I am running in a
completely legal and honorable manner.
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Mr. Fielding, is your conscience
bothering you?
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What? Of course not.
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Why would you even ask such a stupid
question?
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Well, it's just a theory. Often when
people do something they subconsciously
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know is wrong, they can't sleep until
they rectify their behavior.
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Yeah, well, great theory, Doc, but
obviously it doesn't...
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Apply in my case because I'm not, not,
not, not, not, not, nothing to be
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ashamed of.
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Doc, listen, I have to give a speech
this evening. Can't you just give me a
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shot of something to get me through the
next few hours?
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It's absolutely out of the question.
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Keeping yourself awake artificially can
be dangerous. And if you don't get some
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sleep soon, you're going to become
increasingly disoriented, even
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hallucinatory, and certain vital areas
of your body may suffer permanent
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damage.
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Which areas?
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Your heart and your brain.
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My head.
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Thank God for a moment I thought you
said vital.
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$20. Same as downtown.
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You know, Matt? What? I only got one
problem. What's that? I got too much
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killer stuff.
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Oh.
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Well, sir, you can always save some of
it for the encore.
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Hey, Deb.
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Dan, are you all right?
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You never got any sleep, did you?
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I'm fine.
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What's the schedule?
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I'm on next, and then there's dessert,
and then you deliver the keynote speech.
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All right.
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I'll be there.
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does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Two. One to turn it, and one to overturn
it.
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You're a beautiful crowd.
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But I see my time is just about up.
Thank you. Thank you, John.
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Thank you very much.
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We'll break now. for dessert and to
catch our breath and resume with our
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keynote speech.
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Thank you.
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Tough crowd, Mac.
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Bad joke, sir.
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Hey, Dan, you're up next. What's the
matter with you?
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It's Phil.
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It's Phil.
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Get a grip, man.
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No, you don't understand.
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He's...
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He's not talking.
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Say what?
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Must have been one of those momentary
figment things.
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He's not talking, of course.
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He's just a picture.
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I'm real.
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Dan, buddy, you gotta see a doctor. I
did.
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He just babbled some nonsense about my
conscience and how if I didn't sleep
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soon, I'd get brain damage.
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What a quack.
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Hurry. Would you mind not breathing fire
on me?
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What's up?
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Well, Dan says Harry's breathing fire on
him.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, no, Ross!
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Look at all the spiders you let in here!
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I
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guess
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I showed them.
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Whoa.
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What are you staring at?
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Cut him some slack. His whole family was
killed by insects.
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I'll take him outside so I can get some
air.
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Isn't he a dream?
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Not only is he handsome, but he's
brilliant.
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H2O equals water.
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Ball?
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Get lost, sister. You aren't in his
league.
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Make it fast, Christine.
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My bevy of babes awaits.
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Bull, this isn't like you.
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You mean this isn't like the old Bull?
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Well, this is the new Bull. And he's out
to stud.
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Bull, I hope you're not going to let
that thing make you vain.
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You've forgotten you have a girlfriend,
Wanda?
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These women don't care about you.
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You could be the biggest creep in the
world, but they'd still want you just
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because of the way you look.
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You think so?
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I know so.
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Wow, I must be even hotter looking than
I thought.
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Ladies and gentlemen, due to
unforeseeable circumstances, Mr.
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Fielding will not be delivering the
keynote address.
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No! Sorry.
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I want that speech. I want that speech.
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I'm here.
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He broke away.
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He's the first man since high school to
find my ticklish spot.
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Good evening.
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He who gives is a lucky man.
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For by giving... Spider!
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We've got to do something.
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No. Let him work this out.
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For by giving, he gets to share the joy.
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Cher, join.
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Actually, I want Cher to join.
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Or was it a Joyce?
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She was... I was... I was... I was
strolling through the park
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one day.
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the Pills Foundation.
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It was created to help people.
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You gotta tell him the truth.
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I did.
286
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,480
I did. No, I mean, I did.
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I did.
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Tell him. No, listen, no.
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Tell him!
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All right, all right, all right. I lied.
291
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:02,040
I cheated. I stole money from the
foundation. I made a mockery of your
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charity.
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00:20:04,460 --> 00:20:05,880
He's tearing me up inside.
294
00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:38,100
You know, I can do this job. I need to
do this job. I know.
295
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That's why I left you in charge of the
foundation.
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But, boss, you gotta try a little
harder.
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I will.
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I will. I will.
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You forgive me?
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I forgive you.
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Sure he forgives you, Dan. We all do.
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He's gone.
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Come on.
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Let's go home.
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You're with friends. You'll be fine.
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00:21:30,270 --> 00:21:31,270
Yeah.
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00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:32,530
I know. I'll be fine.
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I'll be fine.
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Can I help, Dan?
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Got some sleep, huh? Like a baby. I had
four dreams. I was naked in every one of
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00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:58,950
them.
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00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:02,530
Nice to have you back, Dan.
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00:22:02,890 --> 00:22:06,390
We were concerned about you after your
breakdown yesterday.
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What breakdown?
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00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,210
During your speech.
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Don't you remember you apologized for
misusing the foundation when you begged
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Phil to forgive you?
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00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,330
What are you talking about?
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Phil's dead.
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00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:26,170
Why would I be begging his forgiveness
when I didn't do anything wrong?
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Hey, here you go.
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00:22:33,050 --> 00:22:34,470
What the hell am I doing?
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00:22:38,410 --> 00:22:39,410
Keep it.
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Hey, everybody.
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Oh, hi, Bull.
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00:22:44,050 --> 00:22:46,910
Hey, you couldn't repair that toupee,
huh?
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00:22:47,490 --> 00:22:48,830
Oh, Dan didn't hurt it.
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00:22:49,030 --> 00:22:51,690
The Shatner Turbo 2000 is
indestructible.
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00:22:53,870 --> 00:22:54,870
Well, then what happened to it?
330
00:22:55,550 --> 00:22:59,210
Well, I thought about what you said,
Christine, and I realized I've got a
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great thing going with Wanda.
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00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:04,030
I didn't want to get all swell-headed
and ruin the best relationship I ever
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00:23:04,030 --> 00:23:05,810
had. Good for you both.
334
00:23:06,630 --> 00:23:10,450
Yeah, but, Bull, that toupee cost a lot
of money. You didn't just throw it out.
335
00:23:11,070 --> 00:23:13,130
No, I gave it to a needy friend.
336
00:23:14,690 --> 00:23:17,170
Please, please, girls, girls, one at a
time.
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00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:38,510
Thank you.
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