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- I'm Jagger.
- And I'm Dawson.
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And we own
Young Farts RV Parts.
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We've been stripping
trailers for years.
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And we finally figured out the fastest
way to get the parts out of these things.
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Three, two, one...
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- Holy shit, here we go.
- Here we go.
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Well, holy fuck, and just like that,
we got all these parts!
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{\an8}And they came out better
than I coulda done
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{\an8}with my own two hands!
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Is your fridge fucked?
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Well, now you can buy
this pristine fridge.
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Is your stove fucked?
Well, now, you can't buy this stove.
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Water pump fucked?
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Not a problem. Here she is.
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So if you need some half fucked,
not so fucked parts...
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{\an8}Come shop with us
and get some explosive ass deals.
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♪ We got older it's no different ♪
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♪ We've always had each other's backs
since we were kids ♪
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♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪
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♪ Don't wanna die till I feel better ♪
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♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪
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♪ But I won't ever leave ♪
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♪ So I plan to live forever ♪
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{\an8}- Morning, Dory.
- Good morning, Cam.
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{\an8}- Another day in paradise.
- Oh, you know it, buddy.
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- Morning, Tressa!
- Good morning!
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{\an8}Mom, are you here?
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{\an8}- Good morning, Mom!
- Good morning, how are you?
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{\an8}- How you doing?
- Good, good, thanks.
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{\an8}Oh, the story of my life,
it's always a little bit too small.
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{\an8}Yeah, just kind of let me...
just shoot me the pictures,
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{\an8}I'll take a peek and we'll go from there.
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{\an8} We're heading into winter.
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It's been a crazy summer.
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We have to finish
the Haunted Hike in a week.
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And most importantly,
we need the customers
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to come to the Haunted Hike,
so we gotta get customers.
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- Good mornin'.
- Good mornin'.
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What are you doing
with the Ricky?
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Well, I'm in charge of him
today here, so.
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- Hi, Ricky.
- What are you up to?
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Just working on the Haunted Hike shit.
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How are ticket sales?
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They're all right, but like,
I don't know.
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It's hard to know.
If all we've got is the sign out front,
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then nobody's gonna come.
So, I don't know.
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- So, we get some advertising?
- Yeah.
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We're going to run some ads.
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To be quite honest,
if the Haunted Hike isn't successful,
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not only does that destroy
the Haunted Hike,
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it also destroys Young Farts RV parts.
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{\an8} Like, we've dumped all our eggs
into the Haunted Hike.
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We had to buy the building,
we had to pay for the stuff inside.
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Maybe we could, I don't know,
we could go on the local radios.
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We've gotta drum up sales.
It's all about advertising, marketing,
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it brings us business, and it's just
something we have to do.
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Uh, what else can we do?
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Oh, shit.
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Hello? Yeah, yeah, I'm heading
out soon, I'll be there soon.
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Bye. I totally forgot
I got that pick-up today,
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so that means
you gotta take care of Ricky today.
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- Me?
- I'll be gone a couple hours.
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- You're not taking your son?
- I'll be back.
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Say, I'm gonna write down some shit
for ya, it's super easy, he's just a baby.
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This isn't my son, Dawson,
this is your son.
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No, I know,
but you're Unc, man.
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If I can do it, you can do it, man.
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Basically... feed him.
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If you feed him, he's gotta burp.
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Change his diaper, don't let him cry.
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That sounds like a Tamagotchi.
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It's a spitting image.
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- Okay.
- Like a fish in a tank.
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- Okay.
- All right. Have fun, man.
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'Kay, good luck with the pickup.
I hope you believe in me.
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Have fun with your nephew.
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Holy fuck, Rick. It's just
me and you today, it looks like.
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What the fuck?
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Jagger has never spent
any alone time with a baby
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or with Ricky.
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Ever.
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It's right there.
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I think Jagger
will be a great uncle
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when Ricky gets to a certain age,
but right now...
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Am I doing this... right?
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Nobody's giving me any input here.
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Oh my God,
I would love to be a fly on the wall
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to see Jagger babysit.
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You ready? You ready?
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Oh yeah, hang out with Uncle.
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I think I'm stuck.
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Ricky, I think I'm stuck.
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I feel nervous about babysitting
because nobody is there to help me.
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Let's go get some work done.
Let's get some shit done, Rick.
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Okay, Ricky, this is our warehouse.
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Check this out, Ricky.
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Trying to get the Haunted Hike a-boomin'.
Kinda like going and starting a job
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and you have no idea
what you're even doing there.
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Hmm...
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What's going on here?
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And nobody's told you nothing.
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And then you're sitting there going,
what the fuck?
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And now people are mad,
and they're yelling, and that's scary.
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Nice. Comfy.
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Now, you fall asleep,
'cause I gotta go for a smoke.
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I don't know, do I just...
Yeah, I can't smoke near you.
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What do I do there?
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Ricky?
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- Hello!
- How's it going?
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Hey, boys, how's it goin'?
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- Good!
- Good to see you guys again.
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Nice to see ya!
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I think the radio ad's
gonna boost our sales.
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It's gonna get to every Vegrevillian
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because as soon as you cross
the Vegreville border,
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you can only listen to this station.
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I think they have weird blockers set up,
so I don't know what they've done there.
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Bang up job, and our ad's definitely
gonna get everyone in Vegreville.
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Nobody outside of Vegreville.
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Has to go a couple of towns over.
They might hear it in Harry Hill.
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I don't know if they'd hear it
in Two Hills.
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They might have it in Two Hills?
I think Lavoy will hear it.
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All right, well, gentlemen,
any time you're ready.
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It's recording?
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Oggity boogity boo!
The Haunted Hike is coming to town.
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You're gonna maybe...
shit your pants!
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- It's so scary in here!
- You can't say shit on the radio!
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Guys, we gotta keep
the swears down.
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Swears no-go for the radio?
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- Fuck, I'm sorry.
- Just, mmm...
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We're at Baba's house...
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- We're at Baba's house.
- Exactly! Yes!
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Oggity boogity boo!
The Haunted Hike is back in town!
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It's happening every weekend
in October, and holy shit!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Oh, jeez.
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I'm at Baba's house,
where are you? The bar?
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I don't think we actually try
with our marketing.
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I think it's literally just us
having fun.
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If people hate it, they hate it.
If they like it, they like it.
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Dawson, I think I pooped my pants,
it's that scary.
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I think that I peed my pants, Jagger,
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- I'm terrified.
- It stinks, Dawson. It stinks.
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It's wet, Jagger, come on down
to the Haunted Hike
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this October running every week
and buy your tickets.
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Please support us
we need some money.
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That seemed a little graphic
at points there.
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Oh...
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- Our marketing is just us.
- Yeah.
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I gotta say, honestly. It's just us.
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- Pleasure.
- Just make sure if you can
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on your editing, you can add some
spooky ghouls or something.
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Oh, there'll be plenty of sound effects.
We'll add to the wetness.
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- To the wetness...
- Yeah.
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Fuckin' nailed it in there.
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Yeah, this is
highway frontage, man.
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Oh, this is looking good.
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- Looking good.
- This is a beautiful spot.
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I think the billboard
is fantastic advertising.
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I think it's gonna do us so good.
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It's on the side of the highway,
on a busy high-traffic area.
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It's a sure shot to bring people
to the Haunted Hike.
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That's perfect.
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Holy...
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Oh, jeez.
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'Kay, well how big is this thing?
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Okay, let me get up
on your shoulders.
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- Hold her steady.
- Dawson...
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I'm gonna throw out my back.
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This is unsafe.
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This better be worth it.
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We better get at least
10 ticket sales outta this fuckin'
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- back-breaking scenario here.
- Holy fuck.
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What do you think about the size?
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Uh...
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- That's a hard read.
- You don't like?
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I think the size
coulda been a little bigger.
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But it's good enough.
I thought my wiener was big,
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that sign's knocked it outta the park.
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It is what we got
and we got what we have.
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It's a billboard on the side of the road.
What the fuck else are you looking at
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in Alberta when you're driving?
You see this fucking derelict
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motor home on the side
with two boys on a shitter
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saying there's a haunted house?
That's advertising.
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That sounds interesting.
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Have you ever come across
a billboard like that?
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I haven't.
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'Kay, we got some
potential customers.
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Okay, here we go. Oh...
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Oh!
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You'll shit your pants
if you come.
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Woo-hoo!
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- Nice.
- That coulda been 80 bones there.
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- More. More.
- 120.
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{\an8}- How's it going?
- Ah... it's going good.
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{\an8}I'm tired, exhausted...
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{\an8}Tired of us just being here
and everyone else being somewheres else.
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{\an8} Yeah, us, just workin' and...
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{\an8}We just think it's, yeah, so...
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That's okay. We'll get it done
and it's just temporary, right?
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I have not been involved
in the Haunted Hike this year
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because I...
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We were done.
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I have too many other things
on my plate.
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You know, it was a success before.
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- Yeah, it was.
- That's why you guys redid it.
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Yeah, and you know why we quit?
Because it was a lot of work.
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It was just too much.
Yeah, exactly.
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It's a lot of work,
and I think they forget how much
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work's involved
with building a haunted hike.
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It'll get finished.
How good will it be...
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is what we'll wait and see.
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There's still so much to do.
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{\an8}My days... I'm fucked.
I haven't had a day off in forever.
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{\an8}We're opening in a few days
and as you can see,
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we're not quite there yet.
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Need to hang one more camera.
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There's a lot of cameras.
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The boys, if they were in here
full-time, we'd be so ahead of the game
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and it would be probably to,
not just my standard, but theirs too.
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But it's been a fucking busy summer.
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Between the matcha trailer,
Young Farts, parade.
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That fuckin' stupid
Hands on the Trailer competition,
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and then a TV show.
Yeah, it's a lot in four months.
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We have to open the doors.
If we don't open the doors,
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we're straight up fucked.
So, like, no matter what it looks like,
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we got to open it,
and if it's still not half-finished,
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then we gotta make sure
the actors are ten times better
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to make the money worth the money
to come visit.
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Yeah, I hope we can find
some people that really meet our criteria.
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Experience is big.
Are you afraid of the dark?
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Like, the lights are on now,
but when the lights are off,
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maybe they're not the same.
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- That's what we're here to find out.
- Yeah.
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- Welcome!
- Hello!
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- How's it going?
- Welcome in, welcome in!
237
00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:38,615
Ah, the man.
238
00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:41,576
- This is one of our veterans, Don.
- Seasoned vet.
239
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,371
All right, so I think we're gonna
start off this audition
240
00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:46,373
- with a couple of questions.
- Okay.
241
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:50,419
Would you narc on your boss if you
caught them smoking inside a business?
242
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:51,586
Hell no.
243
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,463
As long as they
give me one, I'm fine.
244
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,090
Okay, all right.
245
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,342
- Do you like Halloween?
- Of course.
246
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,927
Are you excited to scare?
247
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,263
Oh man, I'm more than excited.
248
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,931
Yeah, this should be
a real blast.
249
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,474
Are you afraid of the dark?
250
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,227
- No. Are you?
- Okay.
251
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,187
A little bit.
252
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:11,440
Do you have any
experience scaring?
253
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,067
- Yes.
- What's your experience scaring?
254
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,236
Every Halloween I scare
the neighborhood kids.
255
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:17,863
Scared a few other people.
256
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:23,660
Now I guess the only thing
it boils down to is the scream.
257
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:24,995
Okay.
258
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,204
Really? I gotta scream?
259
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:36,047
- Oh!
- Oh, yeah!
260
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,466
Boo.
261
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,054
- Peace out!
- Shaka brah.
262
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,723
Now we gotta
check their cardio,
263
00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,975
- see how quick they can move.
- Nimble.
264
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,144
It's time for the obstacle course.
265
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,483
Welcome to the obstacle course!
266
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,943
I'm excited
to see what you got, man!
267
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,195
I'm ready.
268
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,035
Boo!
269
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:05,952
Ha!
270
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:09,372
Holy shit!
271
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:10,749
Try and beat that, guys!
272
00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,250
Woo!
273
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:14,836
Oh yeah!
274
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:21,593
Oh, yeah.
275
00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:23,428
Meow.
276
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:33,396
All right, man,
we got a lot of options here. Good.
277
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,273
Interesting.
278
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:36,608
There's pros and cons
279
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,902
- to every single person.
- Like, I'm hesitant on a few.
280
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:43,031
What's your thought on him, 'cause
I really want him to be a part. But...
281
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,826
Who are we kidding man? Like we need all,
we need as many hands as we can.
282
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:48,703
We need every single person here.
283
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,163
Who are we to judge?
284
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:53,208
They're all hired.
We need them.
285
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,181
{\an8}- Teresa?
- Yes?
286
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,559
{\an8} Have you seen the boys?
- I have not seen the boys.
287
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,435
Check upstairs.
I don't know where they are.
288
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,854
Jagger, are you up here?
289
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:18,733
Jesus. Jagger?
These fuckin' guys.
290
00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:21,361
Jagger? Dawson?
291
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,154
Dory, have you seen the boys?
292
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:26,491
{\an8}Um, have you checked the bathroom,
maybe they're takin' a shit?
293
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,868
{\an8} Yeah, that's probably exactly
where they are.
294
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:30,328
That's where I always go.
295
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:48,179
Look at this, man.
We're in the big fuckin' city!
296
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:51,182
Do you know how many people are here
with money to buy our tickets?
297
00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:53,643
This is gonna work, man.
This is gonna work.
298
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:57,439
The scariest haunted house ever.
We only have so many people in Vegreville,
299
00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,442
so we had to go to Edmonton
because they have more people there
300
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,360
that might wanna come
to our haunted house.
301
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:08,158
Even if we got 0.003% of the population,
that's huge for this haunted house.
302
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,660
Yeah, fuck yeah!
303
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,205
Is anybody looking at this?
304
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:15,582
I think we're turning heads.
305
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,751
Are you guys going
to the Haunted Hike?
306
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,085
It's so fun.
307
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,631
- I think we were crackin' necks.
- Come on down to the Haunted Hike.
308
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,008
I think a lot of people
were like, holy smokes,
309
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,509
I gotta go to that.
310
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,054
I'm hoping.
311
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:31,389
Hey, are you guys
coming to the Haunted Hike?
312
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:34,476
It's the scariest
haunted house in Alberta.
313
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:35,894
- Do you got a girlfriend?
- No.
314
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:38,271
You can find one at the Haunted Hike.
315
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,190
Do you want to come
to our haunted house?
316
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,483
Would you like some--
317
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,693
Oh my, fuck, That is scarier
than the Haunted Hike.
318
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:46,780
- Do you guys make people sign waivers?
- We're in Vegreville and the law
319
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:49,616
doesn't come there very often.
If you sue us, I'd be really upset.
320
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:50,575
We'd lose everything.
321
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:55,038
Between me and Dawson, I'd say
I'm definitely the marketing master.
322
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,539
Do you like Halloween?
323
00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:57,916
No, not too much.
324
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,501
{\an8}You don't like Halloween?
325
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,753
I do think I have a lot of the ideas.
326
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,129
I'm way more creative.
327
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,882
Swing them around.
328
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,886
{\an8}We made a haunted house.
329
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:11,930
{\an8}Do you want to come?
330
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:15,475
Even bad publicity is good publicity
as long as people are talking about it.
331
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,060
Fuckin' right.
332
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,437
Are you guys coming
to the Haunted Hike?
333
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,731
Fucking right, it's in Vegreville.
334
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,817
We're doing a haunted house now.
335
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,819
- What town again?
- Vegreville.
336
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,405
It's 30 minutes away, guys,
it's scary.
337
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,448
- Where?
- Vegreville, Alberta.
338
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:32,575
It's only 30 minutes away, right?
339
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:34,077
Vegreville from Edmonton,
340
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,663
realistically, it's about
an hour away from town.
341
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:39,582
Maybe 30 minutes.
342
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:40,709
It's worth the drive!
343
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,168
Tickets are 20 bucks.
344
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,045
All right. Right on.
345
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,381
We'll see you there.
Thank you so much.
346
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,508
I'm glad we came a little bit early
347
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:51,010
and we could do a little bit of sales
sbefore we go in
348
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:53,054
- and see the rodeo.
- Get warmed up.
349
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,723
All right, man.
350
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,641
I felt like we had to go to the rodeo
351
00:16:56,766 --> 00:17:00,061
because if that was the thing happening
in the city that day
352
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,479
and I knew there'd be people.
353
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,982
All right, here we go!
354
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:05,275
Let's try our luck in here.
355
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,027
We're gonna rack up some serious
ticket sales in here.
356
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,405
- Yeah, this is the spot, dude.
- Fuckin' place is huge!
357
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,954
Have you heard
of the Haunted Hike in Vegreville?
358
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,540
- Can I get the tickets or what?
- You wanna buy some tickets?
359
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,000
- Tickets are twenty bones.
- Yeah!
360
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,626
Fuck yeah!
361
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,420
I love your TikToks!
362
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,300
I think our rodeo experience
was super successful
363
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,385
and it's gonna be a sold out show.
364
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,804
These old farts,
found some young farts.
365
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,431
Yeah!
366
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,770
- He made it! He kept going, he's good!
- Oh, yeah!
367
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,188
He stayed on!
368
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,607
Good idea coming to the city.
369
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,444
- For advertising.
- Cheers, man.
370
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,674
All right, welcome everybody.
371
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,594
So just remember,
tonight's gonna be actually pretty rusty.
372
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,430
If you don't scare people,
it's just because it was the first day.
373
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,182
And then it gets better and better.
374
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:22,101
It's grand opening.
We're finally almost there.
375
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:26,147
It'll be openable.
Maybe it won't be up to our standards,
376
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,525
but it'll be open.
Well, it has to be open.
377
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:37,367
We've got about 30 minutes
before we're opening, about 30 minutes.
378
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:41,079
I don't feel like we are at all
ready for what's about to come.
379
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:43,623
No, no, right there. No over here.
380
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,042
- This way?
- Well, let go--
381
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,086
Can you answer, like,
we don't got a lot of time.
382
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,004
I mean,
this is a pretty big gamble.
383
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:54,175
If it fucking fails, we've kind of just
kiboshed everything
384
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,928
we've done this summer.
This looks like nothing's done.
385
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:01,224
When it's really dark
with the fog, it looks pretty all right.
386
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,268
Can't not have this be a success.
387
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:06,229
Honestly, we're just gonna make it
a success, people will come,
388
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,439
they'll get scared,
we'll make 20 bones--
389
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,900
- Per person.
- ...per person.
390
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,653
- They're gonna have a great time.
- Fuck, yeah.
391
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,450
Fuckin' right, we're gonna
open the doors,
392
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,578
we're ready to start scaring
here today.
393
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:26,499
Ho, ho, ho,
we're ready to rock.
394
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,544
I didn't know what to do
with the other hand there.
395
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:31,254
Ready to rock!
396
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,507
You ready, Dad?
I think it's gonna go good.
397
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,846
- We're on.
- Oh yeah, we'll see how this goes.
398
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,595
This is my role
at the hike this year.
399
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,306
Right, Ricky,
we'll let everybody else work.
400
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,021
Yeah, send them in.
401
00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,569
I'm just happy to be
doing this again.
402
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:41,157
Look at me, look at me. I'm in fuckin'
big time fuckin' scare mode right now.
403
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:43,534
Like I'm ready to fuckin'
scare people.
404
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:50,375
Holy! That was fuckin' creepy!
405
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,585
I'm in a clown costume,
scaring's fun.
406
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:56,839
I like watching on the cameras,
everyone going through, getting scared.
407
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,716
You hear all the raucous,
it's a good time.
408
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,677
- Boo!
- Ah!
409
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,519
It's our fuckin' passion!
We enjoy scaring people,
410
00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:12,730
we enjoy seeing how people react
when they get scared.
411
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,148
It's fun, it's fun!
412
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,028
- Boo!
- No! No!
413
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:22,323
Seeing the fear in people's eyes,
it's priceless.
414
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:25,326
{\an8}It's that high that I assume
is like crack.
415
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:28,079
The grand finale is the chainsaw.
416
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,335
You don't even have to dress up
with that one.
417
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,963
That fucker makes you pay attention.
418
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,517
- He was screaming.
- It was so scary,
419
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,394
I was like screaming
in every room.
420
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:54,063
Oh, man.
421
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,695
Okay, let me run you
through this a little bit.
422
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,739
I'm running some specials
for The Haunted Hike.
423
00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:04,240
- Ooh...
- This is the vampire's blood.
424
00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:06,659
It's strawberry blood
rimmed around the cup.
425
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,830
- People really go in here?
- Yeah.
426
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:13,833
Like...
427
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,919
You know,
we put a lot of money into this,
428
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,963
we bought the building,
maxed out credit cards.
429
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:22,008
You gotta spend money to make money.
You build it and they will come.
430
00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:23,384
This weekend shows it.
431
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,804
Look, everyone's laughing.
They're having a hoot.
432
00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,723
For Dad, like, we wanted
to keep him around.
433
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:32,769
He's been happy and the whole
family's still rocking and rolling,
434
00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:33,895
so fuck yeah.
435
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,813
It's like Ricky Bobby,
tough push, but...
436
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:37,857
It's worth it in the end, right?
437
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,150
- Right?
- I'm impressed.
438
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,694
We have ticket sales.
There could have been nobody
439
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:44,572
- even coming, even if we built it.
- It's been a ridiculous summer.
440
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:47,116
I'm impressed.
I didn't see this happening.
441
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:51,412
I feel like we've all been just ready
to explode. Dad.
442
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:52,497
Are you crying?
443
00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:55,041
- Aw!
- Honey...
444
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:58,086
- Ah, Dad!
- Good work.
445
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:03,216
Yeah, pretty cool. Um...
446
00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,511
So proud.
447
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:12,058
Fuck. Look! Look...
448
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:19,899
Look at them, my family,
the way we are, that's life.
449
00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:23,319
We're still tight, best friends.
450
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:26,906
I don't need money, cars.
451
00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:29,700
Nothing. Them.
452
00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:32,578
That's it.
453
00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:34,956
It's pretty cool.
454
00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:52,557
Well, it's been one
absolute hell of a ride
455
00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:54,267
and look at us, we're here.
456
00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:57,895
I think we jammed a year's
worth of shit into four months.
457
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:58,980
At least.
458
00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:00,481
Now back to normal.
459
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:02,942
I don't know what the fuck
normal is.
460
00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:05,486
- What is normal.
- There's normal here?
461
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:06,863
We're going back somewhere.
462
00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:08,739
I don't know.
463
00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:11,826
What's next for Young Farts?
464
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,580
Who the fuck knows!
The world is our oyster.
465
00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:19,375
And I guarantee ya,
somethin' strange is down the pipes.
466
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,837
I think it's gonna be
some fuckin', crazy shit.
467
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:26,132
Get strapped up, get buckled up,
and fuckin' yee-haw.
468
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,301
It's always something new
and I'm excited,
469
00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:32,263
but I need a little bit of a nap
or a vacation.
470
00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:35,766
All right. Well...
471
00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:37,518
Are we done?
472
00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:40,146
- Is that a wrap?
- Is this it?
473
00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:42,857
- What are we doing now?
- Did we make a show?
474
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:45,943
Are people gonna even
like watching us, dude?
475
00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:47,737
- I don't fuckin' know.
- I don't even remember
476
00:24:47,862 --> 00:24:48,821
what we said or did.
477
00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:51,824
It'll be interesting to see it all.
Oh, where you goin'?
478
00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:54,160
I'm outta here, I'm wrapped.
That's a wrap.
479
00:24:54,285 --> 00:24:56,662
That's fucking a wrap, for sure.
We're drinking beers, man.
480
00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:59,040
- I'm fucking ready.
- We're drinkin' beers tonight.
481
00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:04,545
That was our chance
of a season two.
482
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:07,256
Down the drain, down the drain.
483
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:08,549
Holy shit.
484
00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:12,428
♪ We got older it's no different ♪
485
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:19,936
♪ We've always had each other's backs
since we were kids ♪
486
00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:25,107
♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪
487
00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:27,235
♪ But I won't ever leave ♪
488
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:30,655
♪ So I plan to live forever ♪
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