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We're so freakin' full here,
we're droppin' our prices.

- I'm droppin' my freakin' pants.
- My brother's droppin' his pants,

- we're droppin' anything we can drop.
- We got so many trailers here,

we gotta start droppin 'em on each other
to make some freakin' room.

If you thought that was nuts!

We dropped our price so low,
we lost our fuckin' pants!

Come on down and shop
while we drop!

♪ We got older it's no different ♪

♪ We've always had each other's backs
since we were kids ♪

♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪

♪ Don't wanna die till I feel better ♪

♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪

♪ But I won't ever leave ♪

♪ So I plan to live forever ♪

Hello, Young Farts RV Parts.

Hi, Harry, how are you?

These numbers
don't match up.

9-3-3-2-1,

9-2-0-7-8, shoot.

You looking for a toilet?

I'm just looking for some parts
for somebody else right now.

I actually think we have left
Young Farts RV Parts

on the absolute
back burner this summer.

We've had so much going on,
the haunted house,

matcha trailer, the parade float.

Hands on the trailer competition.

We've got too many wheels going

and I think we're really neglecting
our main bread and butter.

This is what I need.

- This isn't the same height.
- Um...

Oh, fuck.

This shop is never this empty.

It is so rare to see it this empty
that it echoes in here pretty much.

Honestly, I have no idea where Jim is.

He comes and goes whenever he wants.

But you know, and it is Tuesday.

So Jim won't be back till maybe
Thursday or Friday.

Rye day, excuse me.

That's what he calls it.

Look at all the fucking
shells back here, this is not good.

A trailer shell is the leftovers
after we bring it in and strip it.

It's a deer carcass. It's been gutted,
and this is the bones and the fat.

How the fuck are we gonna
get rid of these fuckin' things?

We usually sell these shells as we go,

but we've been neglecting the yard,
and the yard is just getting too full.

There's too much going on, so we gotta
come up with some really weird ways

to get rid of these shells.

It's gonna be very important
to get things back on track

'cause things are a little
fucking messy here.

I gotta talk to Dawson.

We're out of room in the yard.

There's too many shells,
and it's a shitshow mess out there.

We gotta get those out.
That would make us so much room.

Yeah. I guess we gotta brainstorm
some things we can do to get rid of them.

- Just give 'em away.
- Give 'em away?

- Fuck it?
- Yeah. Yeah.

I don't like giving away
trailer shells for free.

But if trailers are sitting there
wasting money where,

if I could put better ones in that spot,
they'd be making money.

They just need to go.

All right. Now that that storm's done,
we're on to a new storm.

I think this is our biggest problem here.

Jim has gone on a new endeavour.

Totally fair. Everybody goes on
to new things in their life.

The shit part is, I wish that job
didn't affect your job.

And then it affects
Tressa's job.

Yeah,
it's a trickle effect, right?

We all play a key role in Young Farts,

and when one is missing,
it ripples down the chain.

If he's not stripping,
she's not posting, she's not shipping,

- we're not getting money.
- Yeah.

And we're not getting money either,

- 'cause our hours are less.
- And it's summer.

- This is our time to make our money.
- This is our time to shine.

This is when, you know,
I overpay my bills, so winter is good.

Yeah.

Oh, when the employees are pissed,
you can just tell.

And you gotta make shit right
or you lose employees.

Good employees, which we have.

I'm gonna try my best
to be stripping trailers,

but I appreciate you all hanging in
with us and we'll figure it out.

When there's no trailers
being stripped, it's, uh...

it's pretty... pretty slow.

I need to get rid
of these fuckin' shells

to get more trailers to make more money...

And get our business back on track.

All right, what do we want, free?

- Well, yeah, that's what we're doing.
- All right.

I don't like just getting rid
of shells for nothing.

But I think the big thing
is time management.

I just need 'em fucking gone.

Are we spelling this right, do you think?

I think so.

I was terrible in school.
I was just at school to sell cars and weed

and have fun with the boys and party.

Oh, the S is going to be a little...

No, that looks good.
That looks like calligraphy.

Yeah.

Jagger, in life, I wouldn't say smart.
In business, he's the man.

He's very smart.
Me, in a life aspect, I'm so smart.

It's very clash. It's probably better
to be smarter in business,

but life, like, I just hope
he makes it to 35.

Trailer...

I did graduate.
Biggest regret of my life.

S plural, so they know we got lots.

Nice.

That's a good deal of the day.

Well, maybe the next guy will want 'em,

- Yeah.
- Someone's gonna want em.

Cam?

- Yo!
- Hey, Cam...

I applied for the business
licence for the Haunted Hike

and I got an email that
this is not zoned amusement.

So people cannot
come into the Haunted Hike

without a business licence.
It has to be zoned amusement.

So what does that mean?
What's the issue?

It means that we can't
open the Haunted Hike.

When we closed the Haunted Hike
the last time, we were done,

I closed all the Haunted Hike business,

I closed the government,
I closed everything.

So we have to source everything again,
like it's so frustrating.

We're opening soon
and we can't do it without a licence

so this needs to get rezoned.
And I don't know who's doing that.

That's Dawson, so that's on him.

- Okay, well...
- And if not?

I guess we can't open it.

It's opening no matter what.

- No, you need a licence.
- Yeah, that's fine,

but if we don't get it,
I'll pay the fuckin' fines.

We're bringing people in.

No, I'll figure it out.
I'll talk to Dawson.

We have time and money invested in this,
the doors are opening.

Fuck!

Fuckin' drill bit, fuckin' screws.

- Nice.
- Yeah.

So now we wait.

Huh, huh, they'll be back later.

Oh, they don't want no shells.

I think we're just grabbing at straws
at this point in time.

Short straws, no long straws.

No, the long straws.

- No, the short straws we need.
- That's what you would... Oh.

Wait, who wins,
long straws or short straws?

It's a waste of time.

- And time is money.
- Big time.

Well, this didn't work
worth a fuckin' fiddler's fart.

So we're gonna have to look at different
exciting options, I'm thinking.

How's it going?

Well, I got a fuckin' problem,
according to Mom.

- What's that?
- Our permits aren't in.

- For a business licence?
- Yeah.

This business licence
is fuckin' stressful.

There should be no reason,
it's fuckin' ridiculous.

It's open for one month out of the year,
it's not large amusement.

I went in there, I asked,
they said, "You're totally fine."

Now I'm learning we're not.

We're getting so close to being done
this haunted house. I can feel it.

And then boom, roadblock.

I'll go talk to the mayor.
I'll figure it out.

- Do something, 'cause this is fucked.
- All right.

Figure it out.
Fuckin' get on it.

Fuck!

So, now I gotta go to the mayor.

Everyone's mad at me,
so, yeah, it's a lot.

Feel like his head's about to explode,
it's that serious.

Yeah, it is. I can feel it.

It's 'bout to burst.

Steamin' out his ears.

Ah!

Come in.

Tim, how's it going?

- Dawson!
- I appreciate you

meeting with me on such short notice.

No problem.

I'm in a bit of a pinch.

I brought you a little present here.

- It says "not a bribe".
- It's definitely not a bribe.

- It's not a urine sample, is it?
- It's not my urine.

I seriously need your help here,
so I'm hoping...

- Whoa!
- Ho-ho!

- For the wife?
- For the wife.

Okay, what can I do for you today?

I'm just curious
if there's anything we can do

to get zoned for the haunted house
'cause without it we're gonna be pooched.

I think we could probably
get this under "theatre",

but you would have to go
into all the businesses

within a half a block and have them
just sign that they don't have a problem.

Sweet, so basically, if we can get
everyone on board and signed in,

we're good
and we get the business licence?

I'm sure that we'll be able
to make this work.

Well, shit, me and Jagger
have a lot of work to do.

I'm gonna need nine more bags
of those for the neighbours.

- Are they cold?
- Ice cold.

Nice.

Yeah! Awesome. I think
we can get 'er done, hopefully.

Good luck.

All right, man,
I think we're fit for the gym.

There's only one way that
we're gonna to be able to get signatures

from other businesses in town.

We've gotta go be two friendly guys.

Smiles on our faces.

We go in, we show
that we want the membership.

At the end, we'll sign the membership,
if we say sign the...

"Yes, we can do the Haunted Hike Papers."
And then, fuckin' we're gold.

- Perfect, it's a win-win.
- Okay, let's go.

- How's it goin'?
- How are you doin'?

How's it going, guys?
Welcome to BrickHouse.

This is really fancy.

- You guys ever been to a gym before?
- No, but we're pretty much neighbours,

so we figured we'd come check it out.

Lookin' to maybe get a little buff.

Oh yeah. Well, you guys look
pretty good already but...

He's a little scrawny,
I think he's 105 soaking wet,

- but that's all right.
- Yeah, I'm trying to get to 110.

All right, come on, let's go do a tour.
Wipe the shit off, let go.

- Oh, okay, all right.
- Come on in.

Couple guys like you,
you wanna get dialled in, right?

- Yeah.
- 'Kay, come on,

I got a good one for you, right.
This is the good girl, bad girl.

- This is for the groin?
- Yes.

I've been trying to grow
my wiener size for years.

- Like is this how you do it?
- Yes.

Six inches in six months,
I can guarantee it.

Oh! That thing's growing.

Dig! Dig, Daws!

Just like at the jungle gym,
right back in school here.

103, 104, 105…

I feel so much more buff.

Oh, I'm actually gonna be
sore tomorrow.

- Hi, guys.
- How's it going?

- It's good.
- We're feeling a little

thrifty today. We're trying
to find some fun stuff.

- Oh, that actually, wow.
- Snazzy?

- No, that looks really good on you.
- It's only one button.

That means business.

We got some nice outfits.

- We look like Miami guys.
- He looked ridiculous.

I thought I walked away
with some pretty good outfits.

- We got to bowl!
- We got to bowl!

- Look at this.
- Oh!

I got a strike.

I think
that was a strike of luck.

And by showing him
I could do a strike,

I would think we earned
the signatures.

We're going around
asking our neighbours

if they're cool with us
opening the Haunted Hike

- to get our business licence.
- Oh, absolutely!

Amazing, thanks so much.

'Kay, guys, sounds good.
We'll lock you in and I'll sign this up.

It's a "scratch your back, I'll
scratch mine" kinda scenario, you know?

- All right, fellas, here it is?
- Thank you so much.

I think we pulled it off
pretty damn good.

All right man,
we got the signatures.

But we're not out of the dog house.

We still have the trailer shell
problem to deal with.

We need to get this
haunted house done.

We got a lot still on the go.

That took a lot out of me already,
but fuck it, I'm excited to get pumped.

- Like I'm ready.
- You need to gain some weight.

All righty, man.

I'm telling ya, this is absolutely

the best plan we could have ever
come up with.

We've got a crane in the yard.
We're gonna pick up a trailer.

We're gonna to drop it
on another trailer, stack them.

We're gonna free up
so much fucking room.

We're gonna have all the space
for more RVs.

Brilliant.

Seriously, think this is gonna
be a good idea?

Even if it goes fucking
batshit wrong, I'm just pumped on this.

There's a crane in the yard.

If this creates us more work,
I'm gonna be choked.

Aren't you excited?

As the years go by, I'm getting
a little more weary of his judgment,

but I guess we'll find out,
I'm trusting my brother on this one.

Stacking shells...

If this goes wrong, you gotta still trust
a couple other ideas.

This is just one idea.

Oh, Jagger, I hope you're right, man.

This seems like it's gonna be
an absolute shit show.

That's pretty fuckin' high up.

All right, I'm gonna drop her.

Oh, here it goes.

- All right.
- Here it goes.

Oh!

Bit of a fuckin' mess though.

I thought that was pretty stacked.

I think we can tow that fucking thing down
the road. That's a perfect stack.

Jagger has some brilliant ideas and
Jagger has some batshit fucked up ideas

and that was one of them,
but at least they're trying.

Man, I'd take the rest
of these and burn 'em

before we crunch them all up in the yard.

Hello, hey, how you doing?

We had a weird question for ya.

All righty.

We've accumulated
way too many trailer shells

and we were kinda brainstorming

- on how to get rid of them.
- How do we get rid these?

- We'd just like to light 'em on fire.
- Right.

But before we did anything,
we wanted to talk to a professional.

Well, you know what, I can check
with our landfill and make sure it's okay.

- Okay.
- 'Cause we wouldn't be doing it over

- at your place.
- Smart.

Probably we would make a scenario
of a rescue or something

- so we could make a practice night of it.
- Training. That's awesome.

So, we'll get rid of shells,

you guys get to practise
and everybody wins.

- How many are we looking at?
- Ideally, we'd love to do at least five.

If we get five outta the yard,
we get to bring five better units in.

You've got everything
stripped out, obviously.

Yeah. All the appliances
are out for sure.

- 'Cause they gotta be clean for sure.
- Yeah, 100 percent.

This is an absolute huge game-changer
for us being able

to burn shells with the fire department

and not only does it help us,
I think they get training out of it.

I think it's actually just
really awesome

to know if we're in a pinch,
we've got a solution.

- Appreciate it, man.
- You bet.

Cool.

I feel like I'm back
to when we first started.

I'm stripping some trailers.

Jim, sometimes he comes and goes,
and right now he's goes,

so, someone's gotta be doing this.

So, now it's me, I'm boots on the ground,
I'm doing the hard labour, it's awesome.

I know Dawson
is stressed this summer.

He has a new baby,
The Haunted Hike, Young Farts...

Jesus.

I keep saying to him
it's temporary,

but he just wants to make sure
everybody's okay,

and it's hard when
you're just one person.

Dawson
gets pulled in every direction.

He's more like the Jack of all trades,
part of the heartbeat.

I feel like maybe I have bigger,
better things I could be doing,

but I'm getting these parts out
and getting the business back on track.

Cheers! Woo!

- Hey, guys.
- I'm really excited. I'm really excited.

So what happens first?
They put, like, oil?

- We have a flamethrower.
- Seriously?

- No, we don't.
- I was so excited.

That would've been awesome!

- Oh, they're doing it now?
- They're just setting it up now

and then the guys will go around
and light each one from behind.

Oh, here we go.
This is a fast way

- to get rid of our shells. I must say.
- Fuck, yeah.

- Oof.
- It is hot.

Who wants a wiener?

- Yeah, put one on my stick.
- You're doing a mellow and a wiener?

Oh, here we go.

- Nice!
- This is how fast

your shop would go up
if you did this in your yard.

Wow, that's so scary.

Most bosses throw pizza
parties. We just said, "Come to the dump

and let's fuckin' burn some shells
and eat some

- wieners and marshmallow."
- Wieners and marshmallows.

- Thanks for everything, guys.
- Thanks for the staff party, guys!

First staff party!

Going out as a team
from Young Farts while watching

this incredible thing take place,

having Dory and Tressa there,
was an absolutely fantastic experience.

Thanks, guys.
Thanks for sticking with us.

They've really held out.
They got our backs.

Fuckin' love 'em. That's awesome.

This was fun.

I think we've came up
with the best solution to actually

burn shells with the fire department.

Now we can bring in more trailers
to try to make more money,

so we've got one problem solved.

- Good morning!
- Hey, what's happening?

- Hi, guys! How's it going?
- Good. How are you?

I do have some good news.

I've got our business licence
for the haunted house.

- Nice.
- We're all set.

- Fuck, yeah.
- The boys, they get it done.

They just take different paths
on how they get shit done.

So what's the plan today?

We got a trailer in here.
Dawson will start strippin'.

So, hopefully today
we can get some trailers stripped.

We still got the haunted house coming.

So back to work. We should be working
right now, not talking.

- Better get at 'er…
- 'Kay, bye.

'Kay, see ya!

♪ We got older it's no different ♪

♪ We've always had each other's backs
since we were kids ♪

♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪

♪ But I won't ever leave ♪

♪ So I plan to live forever ♪