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♪ Well is your RV shit
and you need a fucking part ♪
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{\an8}♪ Well holy fuck
we own Young Farts RV Parts ♪
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♪ We got so much shit
and it's all online ♪
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{\an8}♪ If you order it up it'll come on time ♪
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♪ And you can trust us
we got a show on fuck'n Prime ♪
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♪ If your unit's right fucked
we'll save you a dime ♪
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{\an8}♪ If she's right fuck banged up
we have a part for you ♪
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♪ We're just two young guys
chasing dreams like you ♪
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♪ So come on down or shop online ♪
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♪ With us two boys you'll be just fine! ♪
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♪ We got older it's no different ♪
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♪ We've always had each other's backs
since we were kids ♪
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♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪
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♪ Don't wanna die till I feel better ♪
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♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪
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♪ But I won't ever leave ♪
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♪ So I plan to live forever ♪
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{\an8}Door frame is rotten.
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Tressa, I'm leaving this green
tape on your computer.
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Let me know when you've packaged it
so I can get a tracking number.
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Yeah, you bet.
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Hey, how's it going?
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I got all those pictures you sent me.
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{\an8}I have 2,500 missed texts
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{\an8}and 147 missed calls today.
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What were you asking
for it again?
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Perfect, thank you.
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It's been a crazy summer.
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It's fucking busy at Young Farts.
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Like we're in a time crunch.
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We have a whole haunted house
we have to get done.
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We've spent a lot of money
on this building and we've literally
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been doing stupid shit all summer.
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We have Dad over here
probably wanting a hand.
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Yeah, we're pretty strapped for time.
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The Vegreville Fair is probably
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the biggest event
in Vegreville every year.
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It's like our population of what,
5,000 goes to like 15,000 all in a hurry.
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It's really, really good
for the town and it's a hoot.
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We do a float every year
at the Vegreville Parade,
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{\an8}except every year we fuck up
and we forget that the parade's happening.
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And here we are, busy, haunted house,
good thing we committed to the parade.
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Here we are in the council chambers
in the town of Vegreville.
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That's me.
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{\an8}We're known as the Ukrainian town.
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{\an8}You know, we're pretty famous
with our egg.
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The 50th anniversary
of Pysanka just happened last week.
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And the Vegreville Country Fair kicks off
in a couple of days with a parade.
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Yeah, so the Young Farts,
they usually have some sort of float.
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Do you remember any of the
Young Farts floats from the past?
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{\an8}Uh, Kathy, do you want
to elaborate on that there?
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{\an8}Sure.
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The boys themselves
are individual and...
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Oh boy.
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Dad? You in here?
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Yeah, what's going on?
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Well, I'm just coming to see
how you're feeling on this thing.
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Fuck. There's a lot to do.
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{\an8}We're about two and a half months away
from opening night of the Haunted Hike.
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We have 20 rooms to do
in an 8,000-square-foot building.
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It's going to be tight.
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Do you think it's gonna happen?
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I didn't do the math. If we did five days
a room, times twent--
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That's actually quite a lot of time
for a room.
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- ...to finish.
- Yeah.
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That's 20 days, what's the math?
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I quit school.
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I'm not good at math.
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20 times 5, I don't think
that's enough days. That's 100 days.
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Oh, my God.
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- How many days of the week?
- 30, 60, 70 days.
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Okay.
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What do we have to do next?
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Just... lock in and get focused.
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- Well, do you need any help?
- We still need a lot of stuff.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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If you walk through our haunted
house without any props inside,
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you'd go, "What the fuck is this place?"
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Like, yeah, there's walls,
but without props,
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there's no scene, there's no theme.
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You're literally just walking room to room
and going, "What the fuck is this?"
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You need props.
Props are the haunted house.
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Well, hopefully we can buy
some Haunted Hike shit--
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I'm excited to see what all is here.
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Dad's put us
in charge of getting all the props.
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He said, as long as I got those props,
I can make it happen.
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Oh, look at this "misc,"
rusty metal for the barn room.
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Rain barrel.
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I think, yep.
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That wheelbarrow,
all this rusty shit.
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Oh, we all know Dawson's
just gonna find the shit.
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He literally sits on the shitter
and looks at stuff for sale.
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Anytime I'm like, "Hey, Dawson,
did you--" "Yeah, I saw that."
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"Hey, Dawson did you--"
"Yeah, I saw that."
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- Boo!
- Oh shit.
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- Scary locker.
- Nah.
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I think we could build
the entire haunted house
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with all the shit here.
I'm just gonna bid on everything
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- and build a haunted house.
- Fuck, okay.
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- Let's get bidding, let's get bidding.
- I'm excited.
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Look at all this nice stuff!
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What do you think?
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- Oh, fuck.
- A little variety.
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I can make that work.
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There's a coffin.
Got horseshoes for the barn room.
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Lockers, like someone could
pop out of the locker and go, ah.
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- Okay, I like this.
- That's, that looks haunted.
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Finding haunted house shit is hard,
'cause a lot of people think
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what we're looking for is Halloween stuff,
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but how we're building our haunted house
is not Halloween-y,
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it's you're walking in through
an actual haunted house
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that's creepy, eerie, and scares
the fuck out of you
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without blood, guts, and gore.
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{\an8}Uh...
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{\an8} Check that out, Mom!
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- Ah, where did you get all this from?
- The auction.
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We made a little bit of money,
so we decided
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- to buy some stuff from the auction.
- You know how we took
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- all those trailers to the auction?
- Yeah.
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Well, had to spend
a little bit of it on...
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- ...some props.
- Oh, boy.
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- Actually, you know what? It's not bad.
- No.
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I don't know,
it kinda looks like junk.
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Like, what is it... What is that?
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This looks like Shrek's cock.
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Full of warts.
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The Haunted Hike
was not something I agreed with.
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I don't like that we have, like,
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monthly payments for gas,
power, water.
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So, no, I'm not into it.
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Can I just ask, like,
what this cost you?
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What would you of hoped
we paid for all this stuff?
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I would have paid, let's say, $150.
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It's gonna be over $1,000
for all this stuff.
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That is ridiculous.
That is absolutely ridiculous.
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Like you could pick this up
from the ditches, honestly.
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But we don't have time
to just go around into all the ditches.
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Hey, we need junk.
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- Take whatever we can get.
- I will see it.
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It's 8,000 square feet we got to fill
and this fills up...
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12 square feet.
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At the end of the day
it's only money.
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I don't get involved in any of that.
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Cam has no idea
when it comes to money.
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He'll just text me,
"Teresa, my card's declined."
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Well, 'kay, quit spending money.
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Honestly, I don't know
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even what's in
my bank account, genuinely.
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I don't think he does know
how to do an e-transfer,
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he wouldn't know how to go
to the bank and get money, like,
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he doesn't even have an email,
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like, he doesn't even know
how to pay a bill.
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He has no clue. No clue.
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- Okay, let's get to work.
- Yeah, I gotta go.
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- Okay, shit.
- Watch out.
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Well, who's unloading that?
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No, really, who's unloading it?
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We need to really
get on this float.
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Well, we'll have to use
a fifth wheel. Open concept.
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Leave half of it.
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- We can have some fake grass.
- We can put the toilet on the top
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of the fifth wheel, use a dummy,
he's sitting there.
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I like the toilet idea
with the guy on the toilet.
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What the hell is going on here?
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- Baba!
- Safety meeting or what?
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Baba!
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{\an8} Baba is Ukrainian
for "grandmother."
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{\an8}They don't call me grandma, right?
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They call me, Baba.
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Being Ukrainian
is very important to me.
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My mom is an absolute,
typical Ukrainian baba.
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"Don't fuck with them
or they'll run you over" type.
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That's a baba.
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- Nice to see you!
- Well, I came to see...
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I came to see what
my winners are doing.
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- Big winners, big winners!
- Hard at work.
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- And you're sitting again?
- Come sit.
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Are you making money?
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We're thinking about
how we make money over here.
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We're thinkin' of new video ideas.
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Don't even go there, don't even go there.
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Oh, our Baba gets mad
about the videos and our video content.
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We got fuck shit out here!
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We got fuck shit up here!
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We'll get you unfucked.
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We got so many fridges here
we can go fucking bowling with them!
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Fuck!
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The swearing,
it has to be a little bit less.
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One time, I think there
was no other word but F, F, F, F.
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- So four is the limit?
- Yeah, don't go more.
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Don't go more, please.
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Well, now that we know
four swear words is the limit,
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we got some serious activities
to discuss.
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The big, Veg fair's coming
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- and the Grand Parade.
- Are you having a float?
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We were thinkin' about it.
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- You haven't got one made yet?
- No.
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Lord.
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Maybe you wanna come
and help us out
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with the parade?
You could throw the pedaheh
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- all over the road.
- Yeah, pierogies off the float.
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- Oh, I can do that.
- Yeah?
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We'll need about 600 boiled pierogies.
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Buy 'em, boil 'em, and I'll throw 'em!
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I think I'm definitely
Baba's favourite.
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I spend a lot of time with Baba,
so I think that might be why.
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I also know I probably call
and talk to Baba more.
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Crazy, you can be the favourite
and not even call her as much as I do.
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I hate my phone.
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What do you think a professional
float would look like?
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- Yeah.
- With less than four swear words.
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Something classy, nice,
you know, not crap.
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- What makes it classy though?
- Yeah, what's the class?
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Like, the tassels.
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- Well, nice, like classy.
- With tassels.
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Whatever, just think about it.
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What do you think
about pyrotechnics?
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- What the hell is pyrotechnics?
- Like big...
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- Like sparks.
- Okay, I'll spark you, alright!
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Anyways...
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'Kay, well, we're on it,
I'm excited.
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We might win Best Parade Float,
looking good.
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You better be nice.
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- See you later.
- See you, Baba.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Maybe they'll surprise everybody,
and put on something really great.
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Oh, Lord Jesus,
I don't know what's gonna happen.
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{\an8} Do you know her
order number?
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{\an8}Um...
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{\an8} Maybe Dawson can pull
one off a fridge
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{\an8}- out in the fridge yard.
- Yeah. That's a good idea.
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Jim.
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Yeah, what the fuck
do you want now?
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- What number is this?
- This is number two.
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Man, next week, I think
we gotta shoot for three.
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- What's happening?
- Hey, good morning, how's things?
237
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,228
- Mornin'
- I got a furnace.
238
00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:29,522
- Okay. Sorry, I've been slacking.
- No worries.
239
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:33,192
There's so much shit I have going on.
I gotta get rid of all these trailer
240
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,319
shells 'cause we're literally
hemorrhaging money
241
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,114
having them sit in the yard.
I have to help my mom with emails.
242
00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:40,241
She has questions that I have
to help her with.
243
00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:42,868
I gotta find big items for Tressa
and bring them to her.
244
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,788
I gotta retest things
or figure out what we're posting.
245
00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:47,833
And I gotta do this parade float.
246
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,919
Dawson?
Oh, fuck, you were easy to find.
247
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,754
- Jagger!
- What are you doing?
248
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:56,173
- Working. What are you doing?
- Working?
249
00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,009
I just heard some pretty nuts news.
250
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:02,513
Dad bought a transit bus...
for the haunted house.
251
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:05,224
Yeah, he thinks it's gonna be
a pretty cool scene,
252
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,560
but he put us in charge
of picking it up.
253
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,855
You know we have a parade float
to build in two days?
254
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:12,523
To put it into perspective,
255
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:15,151
each room usually takes about
three days to complete.
256
00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:18,154
With the bus,
yes, it might be hard to go get.
257
00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:20,823
You get it, you stick it in.
It's a whole room built.
258
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:23,367
So just as much time
as it would take to build one,
259
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,912
this one rolls in,
it rolls into a room.
260
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,539
You wanna piss around
the whole day, gettin' a bus?
261
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:32,543
- I'm giving it 45 minutes.
- Man.
262
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:35,129
- I'm giving it a 45-minute endeavour.
- You better hope
263
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,798
that bus looks nice enough to use
in the parade float
264
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:41,177
'cause we're not gonna have a float if
we're fuckin' around with a transit bus.
265
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:43,387
- Grab some tools.
- They're in my truck.
266
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:46,515
Yeah. Two screwdrivers
and a case of beer.
267
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,392
Yeah, fuck. Awesome.
268
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,776
Holy fuck, what do we got here?
269
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,030
El transito.
270
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,783
Holy... Man,
there's not a fucking chance
271
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,911
we're moving this bus today.
272
00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:08,829
Give us a fighting chance.
273
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,206
In 45 minutes?
274
00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:11,123
Okay, well.
275
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,042
You can do a lot in 45 minutes.
276
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:15,294
What are you doing in 45 minutes?
277
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,130
I could build a bird house,
crush about eight beers.
278
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,257
Can you get a bus in 45 minutes?
279
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:23,594
I think so, with the right tools
and the right energy.
280
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:26,180
Paging Dad, this bus is fucked.
281
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:30,809
I think it takes me 45 minutes
to make frickin' Kraft Dinner.
282
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,980
It's actually seven minutes exactly,
I set the timer.
283
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:37,358
We might as well try
to get this thing running.
284
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,359
'Kay.
285
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,569
- Got anything?
- Fuck all.
286
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,112
Is that doing anything?
287
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:42,948
Nothin'
288
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,992
I don't think the guys
are getting this started.
289
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,285
What's up?
290
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,079
- No luck?
- No power.
291
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,997
There's not a single
thing working.
292
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:52,832
Fuck all.
293
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,001
- Do you have booster cables?
- I might.
294
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,337
- Or two screwdrivers?
- Nope, nope.
295
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,759
Fuck it. Let's just fill it,
roll it, give her.
296
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,510
Fill it, roll it, give her.
297
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:08,806
I don't know if there's gas.
298
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:11,392
Oh!
299
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,894
That's nice!
300
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,772
I can't see any of this
going well,
301
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,358
any of it, not a thing.
302
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,569
Yeah, that'll work.
303
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:24,781
We're just gonna yank it over
and see how she goes.
304
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,200
Ready?!
305
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:29,452
Just pull ahead a little.
306
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,454
Oh, yeah!
307
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:34,082
Yeah!
308
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,420
Fuck yeah!
309
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:40,922
Whooo-wee!
310
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:50,431
I don't think it's gonna fit.
311
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,810
If the bus doesn't fit,
we're gonna make her fit.
312
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,353
We're gonna squeeze it in.
313
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,105
I'll fucking ram it into the building
314
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,525
and people can enter the hike
through my rammed in bus.
315
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,112
Go to the left a bit.
316
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:06,447
It's going in.
317
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,240
Not a chance it's not making it in.
318
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,576
Squeeze.
319
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,368
Squeeze.
320
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,912
- This way?
- Yeah, closer to that wall.
321
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,752
Give her! Giver her!
322
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,011
Ho-ho!
323
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:30,554
Holy shit!
324
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,390
I'm excited to see
where we land.
325
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,188
Holy, that's a perfect fit!
326
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:42,149
Ahhhh...
327
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,360
Fuck, yeah!
328
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,153
She made her, she cleared!
329
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,571
- Nice!
- That's so funny.
330
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,282
Uh, that did not take 45 minutes,
331
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,700
that took a whole day
332
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:54,161
and we haven't even
started on the float.
333
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,872
You're not excited about how
good of a fit this was?
334
00:15:56,873 --> 00:16:00,000
I just... We need this for October
and we need the float for two days.
335
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:03,128
And I don't give a fuck about the float
we shouldn't have even done it.
336
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,547
Well, I'm gonna go and work
on that if you guys--
337
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:08,384
Okay, well, we did it, man. I told you
it was gonna be a good time.
338
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,468
Yeah, whatever.
339
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,645
Ready to get
the parade float done?
340
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,688
Sure.
341
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,523
- Nice stuff.
- Okay.
342
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:25,776
We definitely committed
to the parade before the Haunted Hike.
343
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:28,278
I was probably unwrapping
my Christmas present saying,
344
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,781
"Yeah, I'll build a float.
That's so far away."
345
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,991
- You think we got time for this today?
- Yup.
346
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,577
But hey, you know what?
We thrive on last minute.
347
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:38,038
If we just make it happen,
I don't know how we do it,
348
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,540
and usually it comes together.
349
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,805
- Nice.
- That's better.
350
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,098
The window didn't even break.
351
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:04,065
Watch your head.
352
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:09,821
Nice!
353
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:14,575
Do you think Baba's gonna like
what we got going on here?
354
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,453
I just... I think it'll be classy.
355
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,246
It looks like a garbage mess.
356
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,708
And we have till tomorrow
to get all of this done.
357
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,126
I think we have
to call some help.
358
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:25,211
Let's call some help.
359
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,297
- Let's do this!
- Let's go!
360
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,217
Oh, yeah.
361
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,556
This is gonna be done
in no time.
362
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:42,102
Oh, nice, wow,
this is going so quick.
363
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,480
Oh! Nice!
364
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,607
{\an8}"Hey, you wanna come help me out
with a trailer?"
365
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:47,901
{\an8}I said, "Sure why not?"
366
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:54,031
{\an8} Tryna to just spruce her up
any way we can.
367
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,115
{\an8}Get her going.
368
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:57,075
No streaks! No streaks!
369
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,994
That's nice stuff.
370
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:01,538
{\an8} I think it's gonna be
one of the greasiest floats
371
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:04,334
{\an8}in the parade, that's for sure! Greasy!
372
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,545
- Cheers, bud. Union.
- Cheers, man.
373
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,380
Look at that banner!
374
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,175
- This is looking pretty nice.
- Classy.
375
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:17,137
For me, classy is as big
of rims as you can possibly fit
376
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,850
- on your vehicle, rolling on big rims.
- And doves, you need the doves.
377
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,727
You want some nice tassels.
378
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:27,357
Some say I was born with it,
some say I just acquired it...
379
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,442
I think whatever I do in this world
380
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,903
is high end classy.
381
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,446
That's nice.
382
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,573
I think we're ready
for the parade tomorrow.
383
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:37,950
Great job, guys.
Thanks, everyone.
384
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,964
Nobody in this world
cares more about their community
385
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,757
than people in a small community.
386
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:54,843
Beautiful.
387
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,469
And I think Vegreville's
388
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,555
been doing a really, really,
really good job
389
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:01,933
at bringing the community
all together.
390
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,269
We just live down the street,
so we just walk here,
391
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,437
we reserve the bench.
392
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:09,356
We enjoy going to parades.
393
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,108
- Lots of candy for the kids.
- Yeah.
394
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:11,943
Yum!
395
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:18,198
{\an8}Hey, free candy, it's an election year.
396
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:21,119
{\an8}
397
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,622
I have no idea what to expect.
398
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:28,667
{\an8}I asked them to make it a little classy,
but I don't know if they did
399
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,044
{\an8}or not, because I don't know
if they know classy.
400
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:35,925
{\an8}It'll be funny.
It'll be a laugh, for sure.
401
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,852
Yeah!
402
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:53,734
Yeah!
403
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,657
I think my favourite part
about being Ukrainian
404
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:03,452
is definitely the food,
hanging out with family.
405
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,873
And I really like when
they have like, Pysanka days,
406
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,042
- and you can go drink and dance.
- And dance.
407
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,669
- And potato vodka.
- And they got the bands
408
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:15,547
- and the accordions.
- I love potato vodka!
409
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,385
You know what,
this looks really, really good.
410
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:24,306
- Yeah, I like it.
- We look very professional, very classy.
411
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:25,849
I hope Baba likes it
412
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,601
- as much as I do.
- Oh, yeah. Me too.
413
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:30,188
Is that them?
This one right here?
414
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,357
What's on top?
415
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,777
I think it's always very
important to make Baba proud.
416
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:39,071
Baba's Ukrainian,
she has Ukrainian roots,
417
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:42,658
she loves dancing, the accordion,
she loves that kinda shit.
418
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,117
Not shit, that kinda stuff.
419
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:47,245
So we're polite for Baba, she'd love
an accordion on the parade float.
420
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,999
I think that's what would blow
her away the most. The Polka.
421
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,964
- Hey! Hey!
- Woo!
422
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,799
Baba!
423
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,468
Woo! Yay, Jagger!
Whoa, whoa!
424
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,346
- Yeah!
- Woo!
425
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:09,602
Ah! I got these for you! Aw!
426
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,773
Oh, even Dawson's doing the dance!
427
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:17,485
I got you pierogies! Pedaheh!
428
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,989
- How's the music?
- What do you think of the float?
429
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:22,991
I'm so proud of you, boys.
430
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,493
- Oh, thanks, Baba!
- That's so nice!
431
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:28,329
See you, Baba, we'll see you later!
432
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:30,957
Oh, I love you, Baba!
433
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:37,213
- I think she was tearing up.
- And we had the shirts on.
434
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:41,216
Baba's reaction honestly
made my heart melt,
435
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:43,845
it was so nice, it's so nice to see.
436
00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:46,431
That is so nice.
437
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:47,681
Yeah, it's nice.
438
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:51,310
It's nice.
439
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,229
I didn't expect that.
440
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:56,440
{\an8} I guess the proudness
of the Ukrainian culture and heritage
441
00:21:56,441 --> 00:22:00,445
we brought for Baba, I genuinely didn't
think it would make her that emotional.
442
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,071
That was--
443
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:04,906
I'm sorry. It was very nice.
444
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:09,453
I never, ever dreamed
they'd do that for me. Never.
445
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:12,998
It's nice to show her that maybe
sometimes we can do a nice job
446
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:16,918
in her opinion,
not just swearing on the internet.
447
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:20,298
I am very proud...
What's not to be proud of?
448
00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,050
They're good boys.
449
00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:25,761
Well, guys, we did a good float.
450
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:28,014
Woo!
451
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:36,021
- The fair!
- Look at all the food trucks!
452
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:39,232
- This is a nice fair!
- I fucking love the fair!
453
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:42,611
Oh, mine had a little egg.
454
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:49,743
- Oh...
- Thank you so much. Ricky!
455
00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:51,370
{\an8} Look what unc' got ya.
456
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,124
Oh!
457
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,542
He picked the right guy!
458
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,503
Watch, I'm gonna get sick.
459
00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:04,383
Yeah!
460
00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:07,553
Yeah, I knew it.
461
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,639
Gonna give her a whirl.
462
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,643
He's pretty good. You might
owe him a hundred bucks, here.
463
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,103
Look at that absolute focus!
464
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:17,938
Fuck off, you!
465
00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:19,232
20 seconds so far.
466
00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:21,316
You're in the zone.
467
00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:25,112
- Oh, my God.
- Go, Dawson, go!
468
00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:28,198
- Oh, he's shaking!
- No! Come on!
469
00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:29,991
Oh!
470
00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:31,660
Not bad.
471
00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:33,328
Where's the beer garden?
472
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:35,497
That's the main question.
This is it.
473
00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:38,126
My favourite attraction.
474
00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:49,262
What a fucking absolute nightmare.
475
00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:52,390
It's so bad I don't
even know where to start.
476
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,851
Yeah, shit's getting out of control here.
477
00:23:55,852 --> 00:24:00,314
When we got this much shit going on,
it's fucking overwhelming.
478
00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:05,486
But I have a goal, October.
Get the Haunted Hike done in time.
479
00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:08,488
But it's gonna be tight, for sure.
480
00:24:09,991 --> 00:24:11,242
It's fucking disgusting.
481
00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:16,706
♪ We got older it's no different ♪
482
00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:23,628
♪ We've always had each other's backs
since we were kids ♪
483
00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:28,842
♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪
484
00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:31,052
♪ But I won't ever leave ♪
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♪ So I plan to live forever ♪
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