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- I'm Dawson.
- And I'm Jagger.
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And we turn trailer trash...
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...into cash.
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{\an8}We're Young Farts RV Parts,
and this is RV Bowlin'.
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Yahoo!
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{\an8}Woo!
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We got so many fridges here,
we can go fuckin' bowling with them.
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So if your fridge is fucked
or parts of your fridge are fucked,
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then come see Young Farts
and get her unfucked.
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♪ We got older it's no different ♪
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♪ We've always had each other's backs
since we were kids ♪
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♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪
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♪ Don't wanna die till I feel better ♪
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♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪
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♪ But I won't ever leave ♪
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♪ So I plan to live forever ♪
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Beautiful, packed with love.
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Summer is our busy season.
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{\an8}We're down in sales at Young Farts.
We need to make money.
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So right now, we need to be
buying and selling
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or stripping the trailers.
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We have a haunted house to finish.
My head's gonna explode.
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Like I don't even have time
to wipe my own ass.
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I found a nice trailer.
We can flip it. It's easy, quick money.
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I could have 10 grand tomorrow.
Quick flip.
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- Fuck, man.
- What's up?
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I just picked up that trailer,
it's beautiful.
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I think we're gonna make
a shit load of money on it.
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- Yeah?
- I'm stoked. It's a 2014 Coleman.
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I think we're gonna make
like 10K flipping it.
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- We're gonna be up in business.
- Okay, and you really wanna sell it, eh?
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Yeah.
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We're not gonna. 'Cause while
you've been gone, I've been thinking.
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We're gonna use that trailer.
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Not a fucking chance.
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We're gonna do
The Hands on the Trailer,
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- do it again.
- I'm not doing it.
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This competition is so grueling.
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We've done it in the past.
It's gone 46 hours, 48 hours.
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Here's how it works.
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Last person with their hand
on the trailer...
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wins the trailer.
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Good luck, everybody,
hope you win it!
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It has been 44 and a half hours
and we have finally got
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our contest winner.
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- If you ain't first, you're fucking last.
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{\an8}I think Hands on the Trailer
is a fuckin' phenomenal,
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{\an8}outstanding, crazy marketing idea.
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This is the wham bam idea,
the thank you ma'am idea
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we've been looking for.
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Dawson fuckin' hates it, but I just know
what it'll actually do for our business.
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So sometimes you gotta fuckin'
chalk your life up
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as a bit of a loss there
for the greater good of the company.
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It's all about the company!
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Jagger doesn't care.
Like, I care.
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These people are not eating,
not hydrated.
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He doesn't give a flying shit about that.
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I know how much you fuckin' hate it,
but I know how good it is.
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I'm gonna be live streaming
this entire thing.
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We're gonna get over
100,000 people tuning in,
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and they're gonna go,
"I need RV parts!"
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If we get just 300 people
to order from our site,
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we're gonna have 90,000 in revenue.
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90,000, that is much more
than that trailer's worth selling.
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I know that's quick money, but this is
the fucking way to make money.
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Is it good for marketing?
Yeah, I'll give him that.
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Is it goor for like,
actually doing it? No.
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Like every time, it's me, Dad, Mom,
like we're really holding it all down.
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And the guy always says he helps out,
he gets drunk,
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and he's gonezo
for the rest of the time.
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'Kay, well, I tell you what,
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if you can promise me,
you will be there until the end.
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I promise. I pinky promise,
I won't get drunk
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and I won't leave.
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And you're helping with the...
everything at the end?
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Promise. We'll do this
and I'll be there the whole time
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and this is gonna be the best marketing
thing of the year.
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When it comes to the final say,
Jagger is very persuasive.
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He sways everyone into his favour
'cause he's a little bit charmin'.
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He's a swindler.
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Fuck it, I guess we're doing
Hands on the Trailer.
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We're here giving away
this beautiful
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Coleman bumper boat trailer for free!
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You can fit all your beers in here
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and some wieners.
It's awesome.
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You got a shitter, a shower, a sink.
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What more do you need?
Look at this master suite.
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This is the bone zone,
and the best part,
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we came in the back door,
but there's a front door too.
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I think the moment I realized
I got swindled is when we posted
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- this video.
- Post.
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And I went, "Holy shit,
we're doing this again."
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And who was in my ear?
My brother.
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Fucking bullshit
doing Hands on the Trailer.
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- Look at you slapping that fuckin'…
- Look at you fuckin' ugly guy
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with your white shirt. You look weird.
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Swindled!
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Those things have
been selling good this summer.
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- Mm-hmm.
- You got it all good?
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- Yeah.
- Sweet, buddy.
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Off to Oklahoma.
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{\an8}- Mom!
- How's it going?
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{\an8}- Mom!
- Hi, guys!
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{\an8} We got something
really cool to show you.
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What, what, what, what?
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- We just posted this.
- Is it funny?
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- I think it's funny.
- Okay.
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- How you gonna win this?!
- How you gonna win this?
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- It's so simple!
- No...
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Last person with their hand
on the trailer, wins the trailer.
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Why are we doing
Hands on the Trailer? Did you post this?
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- It's posted. The shares...
- Why don't you talk--
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It's actually looking really good.
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It's looking like it's gonna be
a good turnout already.
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'Kay, well, who's in charge
of getting organized?
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- Like we need--
- Well, it's on Saturday.
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- This weekend?
- Yeah, this weekend.
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We have a problem. We need insurance,
we need porta potties.
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If you could figure out
insurance and porta potties,
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- that'd be sweet.
- Oh.
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We'll figure out a way
to make it go
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way, way shorter and be clean
in time for Monday.
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We need medics.
We need water.
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All we need is the trailer
in the shop...
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- and the people come and line-up and go.
- Okay, go, go!
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- Just go! Go! Go!
- I'll have the cameras all ready,
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- it's all gonna be live.
- Just go.
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I need to process this.
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And we're gonna make some
huge money from our marketing.
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Yeah, Dawson's on board.
See, I got him. It was right.
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Okay.
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I'm furious, furious.
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We said we'd never do it again.
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It's just, I'm a safety person.
I don't want to.
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I really don't want to.
I'm sure Cam doesn't want to.
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{\an8}I don't want any part of it.
Nobody asked me.
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{\an8}I would have told 'em,
fuck off. No thanks.
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It's a lot of work,
it's grueling, we're all tired.
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It's brutal.
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The very first year,
they didn't take it seriously,
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{\an8}and they didn't realize, holy shit,
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{\an8}people are sitting on this trailer
for 30 hours, they're invested.
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So they fucking go to the bar
for six hours
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and leave me and Teresa
there to judge.
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They come back hammered,
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and I couldn't leave,
'cause people are investing
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a lot of time and energy,
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and it was fucking cold, snowing then.
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Yeah, it was bad.
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Okay...
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Oh, I got the wheelie one,
fuck, I hate this skateboard!
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Oh, do you need a hand?
That thing fuckin' sucks.
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- Yeah.
- Did you hear
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that Hands on the Trailer competition
is going on again?
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Ugh, gross, they pissed
all over my seat
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- last time.
- I know, buddy, fuck me.
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That sucks.
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Well, the Hands on the Trailer
is not always loved here
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{\an8}because it's hard to watch
people being so uncomfortable
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and having accidents.
Please don't use my chair.
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Oh my, what have we done?
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I never thought that there
would be this many people here.
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Oh, this is nuts.
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Hands on the Trailer is a
absolute rollercoaster of everything.
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- How's it going?
- How's it going, guys?
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Happy Saturday.
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The power of social media,
post one video and then everyone
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comes to this small town ready
to win a trailer, so.
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People from BC, Manitoba...
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Newfoundland all the way.
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Yeah, I've been here three days.
I wanna get the number one
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spot on the trailer.
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It's crazy to me,
I couldn't believe it,
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there's cars all over the place,
tents all over the place.
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Fucking ridiculous.
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I would never fuckin' compete
in this stupid ridiculous challenge
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like to sit with my fuckin'
hand on a trailer
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might as well go home and jerk off
and get... like honest to God.
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- You ready? You look excited!
- Hell, ya!
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- You ready for Alaska?
- I'm ready!
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We didn't expect
this many people at all.
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You can't plan how many
people are gonna come
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and there's only so many spots
on the trailer.
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We're cutting it at 80 so,
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we're making it 80 contestants
to be on the trailer.
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Got the diaper, got the…
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- Oh, buddy, we're ready!
- We've been waitin' the last three days,
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we've been training, preparing.
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When I gotta pee,
I'm chugging this and I'm just
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pissing more, right in my pants,
I don't care.
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Hello?
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I think this challenge
is gonna be the Wild West.
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It's nuts and we're kinda nuts.
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For Dad and Mom, it's too much,
but I think we're gonna be able
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to do a good job and maybe
they'll be proud of us.
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They'll pat us on the back
and say, "Good job, boys."
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"That was a good competition."
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It is the stupidest
fucking contest... ever.
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So stupid.
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Hello!
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This year, personally, for me,
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I'm so excited 'cause
we're gonna have refs,
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which helps a lot of the emotions of us
having to make the tough calls.
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We're gonna go down the pipe,
introduce yourselves.
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My name's Pat, hockey coach
for probably 20 years.
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- Nice!
- My name's Greg.
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My name's Colby.
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I'm Alexis, I've reffed some
basketball and volleyball games.
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I'm Kirstie, and if I can ref kids,
I can ref this.
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Amazing, this is a good team.
Now we're professional, we got referees.
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This is gonna be a great
Hands on the Trailer competition.
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Woo-hoo!
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Morning! We're gonna start
taking you in.
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We'll give you your name tags
and your numbers.
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I'm so ready!
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Hello!
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Okay, right here.
We're gonna start a lineup right here.
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- All right, everybody.
- Oh, we're on there.
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Welcome everybody, this is
Hands on the Trailer competition.
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The best thing about the
Hands on the Trailer competition
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is the live stream, that is
the whole marketing point.
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We're just getting started,
we have contestants coming in
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through the door, signing up
at the registration booth.
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It's like a little reality show.
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People get hooked
and they keep tunin' in
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and then they tell their friends
and by the end of it,
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hundreds of thousands
of people have watched it.
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We want everybody
to see how fuckin'
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- wild and weird this thing is.
- Wild and weird.
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All right.
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Everyone, thank you so much
for coming out!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Here's the scoop on Hands on the Trailer.
First, everybody lines up
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and their order is how they get
to go onto the trailer.
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We're gonna start
with contestant number one.
236
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And we keep going one, two,
three, four, five
237
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until the trailer is full.
238
00:11:18,804 --> 00:11:21,680
All right, everybody,
we're down to our last five.
239
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,016
The spots are gonna be really
hard to find.
240
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You can go above or below.
241
00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,812
Just try to find a spot as best you can.
242
00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:30,022
Almost there.
I think everyone's fittin'.
243
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,357
It is pretty crammed.
244
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,067
- Kris with a K?
- Yep.
245
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,527
- And you're number 80?
- I am.
246
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,779
Wow! 80's on!
247
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:39,657
Okay, everybody,
we have 80 on.
248
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We're gonna go over some rules.
249
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,370
You're not allowed to take
your fingertips off
250
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,414
and you can't move
outside of the circle.
251
00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:49,166
You can lean on the trailer,
sleep on your hand,
252
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,043
but as soon as your hand slips
253
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,879
outside of that circle,
that's grounds to be out.
254
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,090
Sometimes if you get bored
and you wanna dance
255
00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:59,009
and you're dancin' too hard
you might even slide outta your circle...
256
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,636
Eh! you're out.
257
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,555
- You can stretch.
- You could do that.
258
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:05,057
You could stretch.
You'll see a lot of stretching,
259
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:08,644
but you can't sit or kneel
or lean on anything.
260
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,522
The refs have final say.
261
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:14,400
The biggest rule is I just want
262
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,236
everyone to have fun, be happy.
263
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,865
You can already tell how awesome
the contestants are.
264
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:23,200
{\an8} Everyone's happy,
everyone's friendly, it's fun.
265
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,578
Now you guys said you could piss
or shit your pants.
266
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,080
It's... Whatever you need to do.
267
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:28,748
Piss tube?
268
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,875
{\an8} Yeah, it's up to you, man.
269
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,919
People are gonna be peeing their pants,
270
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,255
shittin' their pants.
Crying, some wailing...
271
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,257
- I might be crying.
- I might be wailing.
272
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,925
And I might be peeing my pants.
273
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,969
But it's gonna be
a really fun event.
274
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,722
And somebody wins the trailer.
275
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:49,810
Okay, everybody on their circles,
we're gonna be starting right away.
276
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We're getting ready.
277
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In five, four,
three, two, one.
278
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- We're started!
- Woo!
279
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,031
Let's do it! Thank you all!
280
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,866
It's pretty tight right now.
281
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:07,453
Okay, everybody. We have
officially started. Everybody's on.
282
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,542
We've never had
this many people,
283
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,378
but everyone's getting along,
they're making friends.
284
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,634
Come on, everybody,
give me a round of applause!
285
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:28,098
First contestant out.
286
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,809
Oh shit!
287
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,230
He musta gave you
a round of applause.
288
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:42,029
{\an8}Everybody, congratulations!
289
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:46,116
{\an8}You've made it through two hours
on the trailer!
290
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:49,328
{\an8}Oh!
291
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,956
Fuck, let's go!
292
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,001
Might be a chance to win some
mystery prizes
293
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,420
if you leave early.
294
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,801
All right, get it reeled over.
295
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:06,637
All right, everybody,
we've got a little surprise here.
296
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,472
We have some mystery boxes.
297
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:15,396
These could be amazing.
They could be not amazing.
298
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,481
Is there anyone
that's getting tired?
299
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,109
Feeling a little mysterious?
300
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,652
Oh...
301
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,237
Oh!
302
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:28,325
Yeah! Let's go!
303
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,202
Jacob, oh!
304
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,870
- You think big?
- I think big.
305
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:32,830
We think big!
306
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:33,957
What did you get?
307
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,083
A camp stove!
308
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,127
Nice!
309
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:41,380
Those boxes
were fucking soul-crushing.
310
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,592
Oh, it's a scooter!
311
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:47,094
You coulda won four wheels,
but there's two!
312
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,597
These people's faces.
313
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:53,934
A rain jacket.
314
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,729
There was one guy who was
shakin' with the scooter,
315
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,898
and I wanted to just cry for him.
316
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:02,360
And I said, "Why are we doing this
to the people, to the contestants?"
317
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,529
They might not like the scooter.
318
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:14,163
All right, everybody,
we hit four hours
319
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:16,582
{\an8}being on the trailer!
320
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,840
{\an8} I see a lot of people
are talking about maybe
321
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,508
{\an8}seeing something that they saw.
322
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:29,136
Here's the problem
with the live stream.
323
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,722
They might think they saw
somebody move a finger
324
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:34,141
or something so then they're
commenting on there
325
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,935
and then everybody on the trailer
is also watching
326
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,855
the live and they're seeing
these comments and they are like,
327
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,608
I'm hearing this guy on the other side
took his hands off,
328
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,652
why is he not off?
329
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,530
- I gotta talk to you, man.
- What up?
330
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:52,035
I got something to show ya.
You swatted a bug with your other hand.
331
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,538
{\an8}- When?
- There you are.
332
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,541
Oh fuck, I didn't eve know it.
333
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,293
- I know, man, I know.
- Fuck. Seriously.
334
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,088
I know, but it's the case,
335
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,547
- it's the case.
- Fuh...
336
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,800
I can't believe I did that!
That's insane!
337
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,260
I'm so sorry, man. I'm so sorry.
338
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:13,515
{\an8}
339
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:19,770
{\an8} All right, guys, so it was
the live that helped this one.
340
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,980
Good job on that one there, guys.
341
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,275
Stay strong, peeps!
342
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,738
{\an8}Oh, Belle!
343
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:32,575
{\an8}Come sit over here,
you gotta come close.
344
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,119
{\an8}Hey, everybody.
345
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,079
{\an8}- This is my sister, Belle.
- This is Belle.
346
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,872
{\an8}- Oh, it's time.
- It's time.
347
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,208
{\an8}- You can announce it here.
- Five hours, hey, everybody.
348
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,459
{\an8}- Do I hold something?
- No.
349
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:46,880
{\an8}- Everybody, it's been five hours!
- Woo!
350
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:53,011
Who's ready for at least five more?
351
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,897
For those just turning in,
352
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:07,151
{\an8}we're seven hours in,
we started at 12 p.m.
353
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,903
{\an8}In Vegreville, Alberta here,
and we're rolling.
354
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:13,907
{\an8}Susan's wondering what happens
if they need to use the bathroom.
355
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,534
They can shit their pants,
356
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,578
they can piss their pants.
Anything else goes,
357
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,329
they could use a bottle,
it's up to them.
358
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,083
{\an8}If that does happen, we turn
the cameras and nobody looks,
359
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,002
{\an8}and that's kind of the name
of the game there.
360
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:27,254
{\an8}Feel like I'm on TSN.
361
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,672
{\an8}Yeah.
362
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:38,849
For the first six hours
of The Hands on the Trailer,
363
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,435
everything is going smooth,
awesome, laughing.
364
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:45,022
{\an8}We got the music planned.
I'm dry, I'm looking for a beer.
365
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,775
And then we start going into the night.
366
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,112
And the night shift is hands down
367
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:55,492
the most important shift
of the entire event.
368
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,494
{\an8}Now we're at 12 hours
being on the trailer...
369
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,746
{\an8}Whoo-wee!
370
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,915
{\an8}...and everybody's like,
"Oh my God,"
371
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,501
like this is like,
"Holy smokes."
372
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,670
You're starting to see the down of it.
373
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,673
Unfortunately, Dawson is now gone.
374
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,761
He's gonna go off and have
a beautiful night's sleep,
375
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,387
like a baby on a pillow.
376
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:20,140
I go sneak off for naps, because--
377
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,226
- It's not naps, it's full sleeps.
- I see him.
378
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:24,771
- He's fully drunk.
- I'm live.
379
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,606
I'm still alive.
380
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,442
- I'm with the contestants.
- Inebriated.
381
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,904
While he's sleeping, somebody's
gotta be with the contestant, somebody.
382
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:37,241
I would be there. The live viewers
are like, man, that guy's so drunk,
383
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,034
and he's smoking
and drinking beers.
384
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,912
- Like, who's putting this on?
- And then half of them are like,
385
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:45,415
what the fuck am I watching?
Yeah, like yeah.
386
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,585
Honestly, the night's my favourite part.
387
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,921
We're at 1:30 pretty much,
388
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,715
and I gotta make it till
at least eight in the morning.
389
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:01,474
I'm falling down under.
390
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:05,102
I'm falling down under, I think
the contestants are falling down under.
391
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:07,062
Honestly, here's the problem.
392
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:10,482
I've been up for so long,
I'm starting to get drowsy.
393
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,817
So drowsy.
394
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,902
So I gotta have just these
395
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:18,449
couple beers to stay awake for
the most important shift of the event.
396
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,621
Beers. Jäger.
397
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:29,167
Everybody's looking
dry up on that trailer, right?
398
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,087
So what I do is
I turn up the music.
399
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,424
And then I'm going around,
checking out everybody,
400
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:38,052
making sure they're not
taking their hand off the trailer.
401
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,472
Talking to them,
getting to know their story,
402
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:45,767
{\an8}working with the live,
dancing in front of the live.
403
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,146
So I'm making money in the night shift.
404
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,940
There's so much involved
in the night shift,
405
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,193
it's the most important shift.
406
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,663
I have no idea
who's all still on the trailer.
407
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,958
Last night, I figured
I should get some sleep.
408
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,711
And I put my brother in charge.
409
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,964
And I hope he's been keeping
everything tame,
410
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,760
taking care of business,
and being professional here, so.
411
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:29,019
Fuck, there's still a lot of people here.
412
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,979
This is about the 21-hour mark.
413
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:34,232
I'm really stressed to see how many
more hours this is gonna go
414
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,652
if we still have this many people
on the trailer.
415
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:41,115
I need this shop for Monday.
I just want to go back to work. I'm tired.
416
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:45,285
When I came back to the shop,
I went, holy shit,
417
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:48,163
my brother must have been
drunk at the night shift.
418
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,581
Good morning.
419
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,583
Everyone's stressed.
People are now getting
420
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,044
angry because they've been
on here long enough.
421
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:55,420
I can't change the rules.
422
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,130
So I had to control all that.
423
00:20:57,131 --> 00:21:00,008
The live stream was totally
left abandoned.
424
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,635
So people online were really mad.
425
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:05,347
It was just carnage. And I went,
"Where the fuck is Jagger?"
426
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:08,351
- Oh, wow.
- Oh, my brother!
427
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,061
How you doing?
428
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,937
Pretty tired.
429
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:15,066
- Still a lot of people on this trailer.
- There's 23 people left.
430
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:18,568
How many have come off? 23?
431
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,070
What's the math?
432
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,989
So I pulled my boots up
and I said,
433
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:25,242
"I guess I'm running the show now
because he's in no condition
434
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:26,827
to be taking care of these people."
435
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,955
Wow. Wow!
436
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,999
Yeah, it was very intense.
437
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,876
I wish I could have just drank
with the people during the night.
438
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:37,379
Just, hey, how are you?
What's your story?
439
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:40,465
You guys want tunes? You want some music?
Jäger bombs?
440
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,884
I'm gonna go dance on the live stream.
I'll be back.
441
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,637
I didn't give the contestants'
Jäger bombs.
442
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:46,847
I had the Jäger bombs.
443
00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:52,352
There's too many people on this
trailer. You need to figure out a way
444
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:54,354
- to get this going.
- Let's do some brainstorming.
445
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,107
Oh, now. Do you got a plan?
446
00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:01,988
Okay, I think we put
everyone on one leg.
447
00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:06,116
Like I kind of did it in the bathroom
earlier and I'm like, oh.
448
00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:07,534
- That's hard.
- That is hard.
449
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:08,577
It's really hard.
450
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:09,953
What are the rules?
451
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:11,955
You gotta have your hand
in the same circle,
452
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,708
exact same rules. Look at me.
453
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:17,085
They can do whatever they want
with their other leg.
454
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,463
They can grab it, they can flail it,
455
00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:21,548
but as soon as it touches,
boom, done.
456
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:22,759
Okay.
457
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,719
It should eliminate quite a few people.
458
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,513
I don't think anyone can go longer
than two hours on one leg.
459
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,515
All right, everybody.
460
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:33,852
We're gonna do a one-legged challenge
461
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,063
'cause it's been 21 and a half hours
462
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:38,565
and I'm ready to see
who's taking this trailer home.
463
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,150
And everybody
can go back to work
464
00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:41,860
- on Monday, possibly!
- Woo-hoo!
465
00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:49,117
Okay, get those legs up,
three, two, one...
466
00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:51,870
let the challenge begin,
good luck everybody.
467
00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:04,383
You guys got this,
keep it up, keep it up.
468
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:17,312
Good job!
469
00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:21,192
It's anyone's game.
Anyone's game.
470
00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:26,405
Oh, fuck.
471
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:29,491
Oh man, you did so good.
472
00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:31,868
- You did so good.
- Oh, fuck, really?
473
00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:35,039
I think at this point,
people are now committed.
474
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,874
Now you've been here too long.
475
00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:40,085
You're not coming home
without that trailer.
476
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,920
So that's when you get like,
locked in,
477
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,548
but you want to be off
and all your emotions.
478
00:23:44,549 --> 00:23:47,634
Till the bitter fuckin' end!
479
00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:51,179
People are like, losing
their marbles, it's grueling,
480
00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,764
like it takes everything outta ya.
481
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,308
Everyone's feeling it.
482
00:23:55,309 --> 00:24:00,522
I feel every emotion,
it's funny, it's sad, it's crazy.
483
00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:03,608
Oh, man.
484
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,236
We're just gonna shuffle it?
485
00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:11,117
Who is it?
486
00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:15,538
It's hard on us as a family
to tell someone
487
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,873
you don't win the trailer.
488
00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:19,624
It is devastating.
489
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,878
See, this is the part
that gets emotional, you know...
490
00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:28,425
It is, it's hard.
It's pretty emotional.
491
00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:31,344
They're on here so long,
you don't wanna call anybody out, but...
492
00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:35,099
Yeah, I saw that too, man.
493
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:36,975
Fuck.
494
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:37,852
It hurts.
495
00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:40,521
Yeah, you guys wanted to do this shit.
496
00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:46,693
I shouldn't have hung out
with everybody last night.
497
00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:48,778
I get to know all these people
in the night.
498
00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:50,822
That's probably actually
where things go wrong.
499
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,490
'Cause you get to know
all the people
500
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:53,659
really, really well.
501
00:24:54,035 --> 00:24:56,286
Stay in the zone, man.
Stay in zone.
502
00:24:56,287 --> 00:25:00,207
And then it becomes emotional.
Now you're on the down slope.
503
00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:02,627
They're all amazing people.
Yeah, it's tough.
504
00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:05,296
Oh!
505
00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:10,217
Oh, he's been here
a long time from Penticton,
506
00:25:10,218 --> 00:25:12,385
he was the first one to arrive.
507
00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:14,554
This was really fun, man.
I'm happy I came.
508
00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:16,431
You're amazing. Fuck,
I'm so proud of you, man,
509
00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:17,724
- thank you so much.
- Lot of fun.
510
00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,601
The grit, the stamina,
the endurance,
511
00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:21,811
like shit I didn't even know
I could feel,
512
00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:23,480
I'm feeling in that competition.
513
00:25:23,481 --> 00:25:24,856
Crazy.
514
00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,486
Oh, damn.
515
00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:34,366
Tough guys, tough guys.
516
00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,826
Ozzie, you better, you better, bro.
517
00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:39,705
This is the tough part.
518
00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:41,707
I don't think I can do this.
519
00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:48,421
I can usually control
my emotions.
520
00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:50,508
- I don't think I can right now.
- Yeah.
521
00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:52,343
Oh, that sucks.
522
00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:01,686
We're at 26 hours
on the competition.
523
00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:03,896
It's been four hours on one foot.
524
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,524
There's still four contestants left.
525
00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:10,819
This is absolutely insane.
My brother's taking a nap.
526
00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:13,113
He got too close to the contestants.
527
00:26:13,114 --> 00:26:15,448
He shed some tears.
It was hard on his heart.
528
00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:17,618
It's hard on my heart,
but it is what it is.
529
00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:21,121
I'm thinking about maybe doing
a different challenge,
530
00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:24,958
like an arm up to wrap this up
before Monday.
531
00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:27,377
I'm trying it now.
This is not comfortable.
532
00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:30,089
Oh, my goodness. This is a killer.
533
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,549
I can't even do this right now
for 30 seconds.
534
00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:34,592
I think we could wrap this up
in five minutes.
535
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:38,555
Everyone ready to start another
challenge and win this trailer?
536
00:26:41,309 --> 00:26:43,935
Again, your hands
can't go out of the circle,
537
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:47,022
you gotta stay on one leg,
and now your arm straight up,
538
00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:49,733
no bending the elbow,
no dropping below the shoulder.
539
00:26:49,734 --> 00:26:51,319
Let's do this!
540
00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:55,697
Three, two, one, go!
541
00:26:55,698 --> 00:27:00,994
Go, straight arms, you guys are amazing!
Fuck yeah, let's do this thing! Woohoo!
542
00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:09,544
Ozzy! You're an animal!
You've got this!
543
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:11,838
Kris, you're gonna
win this trailer, buddy.
544
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:12,964
Let's go.
545
00:27:15,718 --> 00:27:17,844
There's only one winner,
that's what sucks.
546
00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:18,846
That's what sucks.
547
00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:23,600
Boy, these guys are animals!
548
00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:25,936
Fuck yeah, you're animals.
Bat shit crazy.
549
00:27:28,064 --> 00:27:29,106
Here we go.
550
00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:32,108
You're good for another hour.
551
00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:33,526
What's your limit?
552
00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:44,496
- Three left, boys!
- There you go! Let's go!
553
00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:47,040
Oh, fuck.
554
00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:48,541
Come on, champ!
555
00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:49,959
Fuck, you're an animal.
556
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,670
- Fuckin', you guys are nuts.
- You're an animal.
557
00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:58,677
Final two, you guys got this,
fuck yeah.
558
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:00,637
27 hours.
559
00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:04,558
Final two!
560
00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:09,605
It's all in the head.
561
00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:12,440
It's anyone's game,
it's anyone's game.
562
00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:15,111
Number 80.
563
00:28:15,444 --> 00:28:17,195
You weren't even supposed to get in.
564
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:20,491
You're here, you're at the final two,
what the fuck!
565
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:26,705
- Let's do this thing!
- Let's go, Kris!
566
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:29,874
Yell, scream, curse...
567
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:30,876
Fuck!
568
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,087
Come on!
569
00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:35,881
Kris, come on!
570
00:28:37,425 --> 00:28:38,426
These guys are crazy.
571
00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:43,514
Let's go, Kris, you got this one.
572
00:28:51,522 --> 00:28:52,856
Yeah!
573
00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:57,944
Yeah, baby! Yeah!
574
00:28:57,945 --> 00:28:59,529
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
575
00:28:59,530 --> 00:29:01,907
- Oh, man.
- Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah.
576
00:29:03,159 --> 00:29:05,618
- Oh my God.
- Good job, Kris!
577
00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:07,997
That was the fucking
hardest thing I've ever done.
578
00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:09,832
Fuck.
579
00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:13,502
Final two killed me,
it killed me.
580
00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:17,089
It's fucking tough, man,
it hurts the heart, so.
581
00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:22,802
You fucking fought like a hero,
both of you.
582
00:29:22,803 --> 00:29:24,471
Fuck man, you guys.
583
00:29:24,472 --> 00:29:26,098
Both those guys
fought so hard.
584
00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:28,558
Both those guys should have a trailer.
585
00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:31,019
I know it's the name of the game,
but fuck me.
586
00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:32,979
- Congrats, congrats.
- Thanks, bud.
587
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:34,814
Good work, man, good work.
588
00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:36,983
Kris won it. He's got kids,
they're gonna love it.
589
00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:40,361
They're gonna use it, they're gonna make
family memories. That's what it's about.
590
00:29:40,362 --> 00:29:41,613
Bone zone back there.
591
00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:43,990
Bone zone,
oh yeah, you had my tour.
592
00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:44,908
Wow.
593
00:29:44,909 --> 00:29:46,702
How many kids
did you say you had?
594
00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:47,703
Five.
595
00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:49,579
- Be careful in that bone zone, man.
- Yeah.
596
00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:50,705
Look at this.
597
00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:52,208
Everybody was fighting hard, eh?
598
00:29:53,209 --> 00:29:54,959
Yeah, that's cool. That was cool.
599
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,838
I feel sad, happy.
I can't even explain it.
600
00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:02,258
I worry about my boys
because they get upset.
601
00:30:02,259 --> 00:30:04,886
Oh, what a crazy competition, eh?
602
00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:08,640
Jagger's not here, he missed it,
but we're happy that we can give
603
00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:10,808
this trailer to some lucky winner.
604
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:14,562
Number 80, wow!
605
00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:19,026
Honestly, that's the end of
the Hands on the Trailer competition.
606
00:30:19,527 --> 00:30:23,029
All 80 contestants
were absolutely amazing.
607
00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:24,906
Thank you everyone for tuning in
608
00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:26,784
and thank you for these
amazing contestants.
609
00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:28,911
That'll be the last one ever.
610
00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:31,955
We say this every year.
It's done.
611
00:30:31,956 --> 00:30:34,916
It will be. 100 %.
612
00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:37,794
It's like the Haunted Hike,
like it's just normal to bring
613
00:30:37,795 --> 00:30:40,922
thousands of people
to something we've created.
614
00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:43,634
I don't know why,
but we just like to do fun things.
615
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,726
Fucking flies in here.
Jesus, it's gross.
616
00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:55,563
It fuckin' stinks.
617
00:30:57,147 --> 00:30:59,984
♪ We got older it's no different ♪
618
00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:07,365
♪ We've always had each other's backs
since we were kids ♪
619
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:12,328
♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪
620
00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:14,706
♪ But I won't ever leave ♪
621
00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:17,918
♪ So I plan to live forever ♪
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