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{\an8}I'm Dawson.
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{\an8}And I'm Jagger.
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{\an8}- And we turn trailer trash...
- ...into cash.
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Let's light her up!
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Give her, man, give her!
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Oh, yeah!
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Let's go, boys!
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If you thought that was crazy...
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{\an8}Wait until you see our prices.
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{\an8} We're brothers,
and we own Young Farts RV Parts.
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Go!
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We own the largest RV
salvage business in the world.
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Oh, that one's fucking soft.
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Right in the heart
of Vegreville, Alberta,
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also home to the
Ukrainian Pysenka Easter Egg.
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Does that work?
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We buy used RVs,
strip them down, sell the used RV parts.
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So like literally anything
that comes out of an RV, we sell.
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The grand tour!
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We purchased this unit for $1,500
and when we're done
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stripping and selling the parts,
we're gonna be at about
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$14,000 all said and done.
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Watch your head!
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Young Farts started
with just me and Dawson.
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And then we made this first video.
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- Come shop with us!
- Young Farts!
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And it turned into this big
social media thing.
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And now it's kinda gotten
into a bit of a bigger business
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here where we feel like real adults.
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{\an8}Yee-haw!
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{\an8} Last year, we did
two and a half million dollars in sales.
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{\an8}And you know what?
We work our asses off.
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I think that's why we've gotten
to the point we're at.
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Watch the other side!
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If you fuck this up, it's coming
out of your paycheck.
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And although we worked really hard,
we also play hard too.
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Oh, man!
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Our version of play and work
are kind of mixed in as one of the same.
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- Give her, Jim.
- Holy!
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This is a family business.
I mean, us two started it,
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but quickly it turned into
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my mom and dad
also joined in the business.
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All day, every day, it's a...
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it's a shit show here.
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My dad keeps everything in line.
If it weren't for him,
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honestly, this place would be
a fucking disaster mess.
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I literally clean up after everyone here.
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And our mom
is damage controlling.
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Propane while smoking...
Great!
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Like our lives are crazy.
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This is so cool, I get to do it with
my most favourite people in this world.
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We've got a pretty
amazing family for sure.
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Yeah, pretty cool.
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And honestly, all of our
employees feel like family.
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Staff party!
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- Only thing you're good at is talkin'.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Jim!
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Dawson?
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Right now is a really critical time
for our business.
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Jagger?
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We either choose to plateau
or really bust through the wall
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and make a lot of money.
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Interesting.
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It's not interesting,
it's a fucking piece of shit.
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Ooh!
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There's no plan B, because I got no
diploma and no one's hiring me after this,
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so we just got to keep this shit rolling.
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Woo-whee!
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This is way higher than
I thought she was gonna go.
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We're all in on this.
It's either this or Bust.
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This is so cool.
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♪ We got older it's no different ♪
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♪ We've always had each other's backs
since we were kids ♪
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♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪
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♪ Don't wanna die till I feel better ♪
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♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪
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♪ But I won't ever leave ♪
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♪ So I plan to live forever ♪
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Perfect.
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Great, get this air conditioning unit out
'cause it's nice and hot.
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You're converting your van,
are you? Perfect!
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Do you need anything else
or just the windows for now?
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Just the windows.
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What's happening?
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- My brother!
- Oh man, how you doing man?
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- I missed you, man.
- Nice to see you.
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Welcome back to the shop.
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Welcome back to the shop!
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{\an8}Like, I was in the hospital for six days,
having the baby.
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{\an8}- Are you happy to be back?
- It's nice to be back.
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{\an8}I think I always dreamed
of owning a business.
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{\an8}I was always selling things
in high school, cars,
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jailbreaking people's iPods.
So I knew I was gonna do something
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where I was gonna be making
money myself.
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But I didn't really imagine
we'd be doing it together,
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so I was pretty happy when that ended up
happening, right?
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I have not been doing my best
to get back to everybody.
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I sent my voicemail to,
"I'm having a baby,
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please stop calling me."
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Me and him, we is who we is,
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we swear, we drink, we smoke,
and you know what?
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My dad always said,
just be yourselves, be who you are.
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When I was lacking sleep
and taking care of the baby,
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I came up with a new TikTok song.
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- Okay, let's hear it.
- You let me know what you think of this.
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♪ Shit's right fucked
and your RV's failing ♪
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♪ Shitter is full
and your fridge is broke ♪
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♪ This RV is a fucking joke ♪
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Nice.
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We've never really had real jobs.
We didn't go to school and I dropped out.
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I think that's what sets us aside
from most businesses is like,
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most businesses will follow
what other businesses have done.
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We literally are just making
shit up as we go.
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We google it, we YouTube it,
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it's 'cause we don't know
what the fuck we're doing.
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Welcome to the shop.
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Come on down.
These are the aisles.
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Here we got our window section.
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We got RV water heaters.
More fridges. Motorhome doors,
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trailer doors, you name it, what kind
of door, we probably have your door.
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- We got it all.
- Soup to nuts.
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Soup to nuts.
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When we first started out,
the stakes were very low.
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Like, we needed enough
for maybe some beers, some smokes.
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Now like we have employees like if we...
if we don't make enough money
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we now have other people's
lives on the line.
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- It's high stakes now.
- True.
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- We got Jim here.
- We got Jim!
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{\an8}He's our stripper.
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{\an8}I am, but where's my pole, boys?
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Safety first.
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Basically, a trailer would come in,
I grab it in the yard, then it's fun time.
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I love destroying them.
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There's nothing better.
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Fuck you, Dory!
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Fuck you, Jim.
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My favourite co-worker
here at Young Farts is Dory.
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{\an8}My role here is
I'm the inventory manager.
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{\an8}So parts come to me,
and I post them online,
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trying to put up with Jim
for how fast he's stripping.
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Fuck you, Jim.
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Fuck you!
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Telling Jim to fuck off is my favourite
part of my day every day.
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- All right, buddy.
- Okay, you enjoy your day.
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So now we meet the master of shipping.
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Tressa.
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Woo!
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{\an8}My role is to get your correct order out.
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{\an8}Pick it, pack it, and then ship it.
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{\an8}This is my filing system.
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If I wasn't working at Young Farts,
I'd probably be working at a weed store,
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but that wouldn't have been fun.
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You know, I don't wanna be a pothead.
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You're gonna want to come see--
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The head honcho.
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{\an8}- This is our mom.
- Aww.
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{\an8} The glue that holds
it all together.
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{\an8}I try my best.
It's fun working with these guys.
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I am the mom
of Young Farts RV Parts.
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I will always be
Jagger and Dawson's mom,
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first and foremost.
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- Look at, look at this coffee.
- Look at this beautiful stack.
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And you want me to wash that.
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It'll come out, I promise.
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- Yeah, okay.
- You just gotta let it soak.
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Did I ever think that our parents
would be working for us?
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No, but I knew, like, our dad and my mom
have been such a big part of our lives.
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Every single thing I know,
my dad or my mom has taught me.
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- Teresa, make sure you're hanging on.
- I need to take my legs!
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Ready?
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- Gotta have tunes, eh, Dad?
- Gotta have tunes.
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Cam is on the mic.
On the mic and in da house!
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This is our dad!
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He's the man around here.
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{\an8}He's taught us everything that we know
so without him we'd be right fucked.
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{\an8}- Yeah.
- I try.
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The key to running
a successful business?
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Can I leave for one minute?
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This is our motto.
That's what we follow.
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Can you read it out to me?
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No.
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Can you please
read it out to me?
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No.
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Okay, guys. We're having our
start of summer meeting here.
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Dory, ready for a team meeting?
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- A team meeting?
- Yeah, yeah.
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- Harder.
- Okay come!
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The team meeting is something
that is absolutely uncommon here.
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Once a year, maybe.
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We usually wing it.
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'Kay, this is our start
of summer meeting.
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So we're gonna just frickin' go over
everything that the summer's maybe
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gonna look like, what we need to do.
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- What?
- That is gross.
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Why is it so gross? It's cleaned,
it's stripped, it tested.
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Okay.
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All right, that's how
serious this is.
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Jagger, we call him the CEO
because without Jagger,
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Young Farts would not be in operation.
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I don't see Jagger very much.
He's always in his office.
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I don't know what he does up there.
Pretend to work.
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Well first off, everybody,
we want to welcome back Dawson
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after having a baby.
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Dawson's his right-hand man
that does
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all the unseen shit.
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Dawson's the ugly one, that's all I know.
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So I guess our first
line of business,
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because we've got the film crew here,
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there's no more smoking
or drinking allowed on the job.
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Oh...
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I'm just kidding! You can smoke!
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You can smoke!
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- Geez.
- Jim's ready to quit.
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Without the booze and the cigarettes,
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I can't work.
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The government can't even tell me
not to smoke and drink
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in my shop,
and that is fucking legit shit.
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Okay, financials.
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We're 30% down if we compared
last year to this year.
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We're down.
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Seeing that we're
30% down in sales,
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it's definitely scary.
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The worst part is we're not
a constant business
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where you're constantly making money.
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We're only summer, so if you're down 30%
and you can't budget for the winter,
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you're pretty much fucked.
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What's happening in
the RV industry right now?
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I don't know.
Can people afford to go camping?
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Are people repairing their trailers?
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Do we have competition? I don't know.
But Jagger will figure it out.
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So with that being said,
Dawson, you're gonna have to figure out
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how to get more trailers.
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Yeah, if we could refill that yard,
that would be the most obtainable goal.
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And then our yard could be full of, like,
strippable trailers by the end of season
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to carry us over through the winters.
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We're like bears, we gotta collect
berries for the winter.
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I don't even think bears
take berries to their caves,
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but if that is the situation,
we need to collect
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- as many berries as we can.
- Bears take berries to the caves.
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Well, our yard's fucking empty.
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That's a huge part of why
this is happening.
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Yeah, we're pretty much empty.
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00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:39,031
So basically, I think what we need to do
is get as many trailers in as we can
243
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,699
to strip and flip.
244
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,743
You do the contacting,
let's get on the road,
245
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,203
let's this fucking yard full.
246
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:48,040
{\an8}I was having a baby, so I really slacked
on my duties of getting back to trailers.
247
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,458
{\an8}Hello.
248
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:52,795
Hey, it's Dawson from Young Farts
RV Parts calling ya.
249
00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:56,382
You sent an email about a trailer
you maybe wanted to sell.
250
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,969
I can't just go somewhere
and buy in bulk, these trailers,
251
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:04,807
like I have to scavenge all of the
province to talk to people, make deals.
252
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,351
Does everything work on it?
253
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:10,271
You think it's probably better
for parts then or?
254
00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:12,273
A strip is when we tear it apart for parts
255
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:15,484
and a flip is we can actually sell it
as a whole trailer.
256
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:18,070
Awesome, man,
well 100% I'll buy that thing
257
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,614
and then we'll just figure out
when works to pick her up.
258
00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:23,117
There's so many trailers
sitting in people's yards,
259
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,368
they're rotting away.
260
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:27,121
It's a gold mine, so if we can come
grab it, pick it up.
261
00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,665
And we get it to the shop,
we're making money on the parts,
262
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:32,544
we're makin' money flippin' it,
and that's how we stay in business.
263
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,431
Alberta Road Trip!
264
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:48,435
Pysanka Egg!
265
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,021
{\an8} Alberta!
266
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,564
{\an8} Saskatchewan!
267
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,275
World's largest sausage!
268
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,736
I wanna have a beer with the guy
who made this thing.
269
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:01,947
Dick and balls.
270
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,412
♪ There's a fuckin' hole
in my camper ♪
271
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,122
♪ Dear Jagger it's fucked up ♪
272
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,041
♪ A fuckin' hole in my camper ♪
273
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,792
♪ This trailer is fucked ♪
274
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,836
♪ So put some caulk on her Dawson ♪
275
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:18,005
♪ So she doesn't get fuckin' rotten ♪
276
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,840
{\an8}♪ Put some caulk on her Dawson ♪
277
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,967
{\an8}♪ Young Fart sells nice caulk ♪
278
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:25,930
- I like cruising with ya.
- Yeah.
279
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:26,931
Seein' the sights.
280
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:28,307
Seein' the sights.
281
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:32,186
I'm honestly just driving to anything
I think is nice so that we can fix it,
282
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:35,481
flip it, make easy cash to try and pay
for everything this summer.
283
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:39,318
I've been finding good ones to flip,
I just hope I'm not jinxing it.
284
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,861
- We'll see.
- Ah, geez.
285
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,447
Worst case,
we need parts units too, so fuck it,
286
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,907
worth a shot.
287
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:46,951
How's it going?
288
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:48,619
Jagger, nice to meet ya.
289
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,871
- Nice to meet you.
- Dawson nice to meet, ya.
290
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,581
- Hey, you guys!
- Hey, how you doing?
291
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:56,210
I'm pretty excited to check this out.
I got some weird plans for it.
292
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,461
- Do you?
- Yeah.
293
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,838
So we heard you had something for us.
What do you got?
294
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,258
Well, I got this trailer here
for you boys, if you like.
295
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:05,177
Oh, a little tent trailer!
Well, everybody likes Cougars, eh?
296
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,596
This might be the only cougar
I've ever brought home,
297
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,431
if we end up swinging the deal.
298
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,183
This is nice in here.
299
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:15,062
I mean the water's got in a little bit
but the outside looks so cool.
300
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,730
The brand new sheets back here?
301
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,899
If we swing a deal,
you still want them?
302
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,359
Like that's brand spanking new.
303
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,446
- Let's put this visor down.
- Yeah.
304
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:25,740
Give her!
305
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:29,243
Oh, she's mint, check that.
306
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:32,162
Oh, who's the best
at getting a deal on a trailer?
307
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:35,457
Honestly, Dawson does the most deals.
308
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:39,128
I don't know if he necessarily gets
the best deals on a trailer.
309
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:42,631
I'm hands down the best person
to get a good deal on a trailer.
310
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:46,343
I could see him thinking so. I just don't
think he's as good of a salesman.
311
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,095
Me personally, but that's me.
312
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,347
So what are you thinking
on this thing, man?
313
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,890
I was thinking about 2,000.
314
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,561
Yeah, how much are you asking
for this thing?
315
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,313
Twenty-five maybe?
316
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,689
- Right on.
- Yeah.
317
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,692
He caves. Dawson is definitely
a people pleaser
318
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:04,528
and he would care more about them
walking away happy
319
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:07,698
than trying to get the best
bang for the buck, I think.
320
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:10,242
- So what do you guys think it's worth?
- I actually don't know.
321
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,286
I was excited to see what you
thought first.
322
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,705
Um, 150?
323
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,789
One-fifty's too low.
324
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,833
Well then, okay, fine.
325
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,752
Five?
326
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:20,878
- Yeah?
- Nice.
327
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:23,088
This is the weirdest negotiatin'
I've ever done.
328
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:28,761
I feel like I used to be better
and now I'm just like too nice.
329
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:32,765
I get excited or I go like, oh shit,
this is a really good deal.
330
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:36,310
Maybe I'm losing my touch,
my special salesman touch.
331
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:39,188
I hate to ask you this,
but would you do 50, you know?
332
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,732
It's little lower than I wanted
to be but...
333
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,526
It's gone, you've got extra space.
334
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:47,696
- No, I'm happy there, guys.
- Sweet, okay, done deal.
335
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,531
Call her a deal, man, I appreciate it.
336
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:53,619
When it comes down to negotiating,
Jagger's the negotiator.
337
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,163
I find the deals, Jagger closes them.
338
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,165
- Fifteen.
- Nice, good stuff.
339
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,583
- Works for me.
- Perfect.
340
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,297
Don't hit anything.
341
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,507
Bye, trailer.
342
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,103
Holy fuck!
343
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,938
We shoulda strapped her down!
344
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:28,655
Oh, fuck!
345
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,909
You lost the tire!
346
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:37,996
Oh, fuck, it totally... man!
It fell right the fuck off.
347
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,874
- There's the shop. Fuck it.
- 'Kay, but I don't wanna mess it up, man,
348
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,084
It's all right.
349
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:45,213
Like, this has been a fucked up
adventure. What else can go wrong?
350
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,132
Fuck it!
351
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:01,937
Oh, yeah.
352
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,147
Oh, ya.
353
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:04,566
Get it.
354
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:08,444
Well, the yard's
pretty jam-packed, man.
355
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:11,739
There's like 10 we can flip.
Like, this pilgrim's good, sportsman.
356
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,616
I bet we'd probably make,
fuck, easy 60 grand.
357
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,327
Honestly, 10 of these, we're gonna
be making easy, quick money,
358
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:21,123
and the rest for part note.
We got parts. We got quick flips.
359
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,958
How much money you think
we're gonna make?
360
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,794
Here's the fucking thing.
I just don't think this is gonna cut it.
361
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,172
You know how hard I've been working
to get all these?
362
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,966
- Daws, like I say, I'm proud.
- That's okay, we're making money,
363
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,178
- but how much more do we need?
- A lot more.
364
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,221
Well, fuck, okay.
365
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:38,974
All right, that's not the reply
I was hoping to get, but...
366
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,893
Hey, I did my part.
367
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:42,478
You can come up with
the big idea.
368
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,772
Okay, okay, put this on me,
I'll bring us back.
369
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,941
I've been telling them for years,
fuck making more money.
370
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,069
{\an8}It's only money. You can't buy time back.
371
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,989
{\an8} How's it going, buddy?
372
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,240
She's done.
373
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,284
Same shit, day in and day out.
374
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,037
I've been busting my ass for years.
375
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:05,667
I literally clean up after
everyone here, like literally.
376
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:10,297
So I worked in the oil patch for most
of my life. I was ready to retire.
377
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:13,343
I came to help for a week
and seven years later...
378
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:17,596
...I'm still here and that's legit.
379
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,140
My initial plan was to move to Mexico.
380
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:24,186
And I flew there by myself for one week
to go scope it out.
381
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:27,856
And within three days,
I was bored, missed my family and...
382
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:31,193
So yeah, no, as far as moving there.
383
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,569
I think I'm stuck here.
384
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:36,949
This space and every other space
drives me nuts on the daily.
385
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:41,662
Dad's been wanting to retire, I'd say,
for eight years, but that has never come.
386
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:45,374
I'd love him to retire and I'd do anything
I can to let him retire,
387
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,169
but our dad cannot sit still.
388
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:51,171
If my dad retired
and was in a home,
389
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,423
he would be remodeling
the entire retirement home.
390
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,300
Like, he has to work,
I think it'd kill him
391
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,262
- if he didn't work.
- Yeah, 100%.
392
00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,805
It's just a challenge thing.
393
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,849
It's time for a change and something new,
394
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:05,353
something exciting,
otherwise it gets boring and stale.
395
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,771
He's a man of change.
396
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:10,190
So we've gotta figure out
something to keep Dad here,
397
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,525
keep him busy, keep him happy.
398
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,986
As long as he's working on
something new, then he's happy.
399
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,446
- So that's our biggest goal.
- Yeah, that's our big goal.
400
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:21,451
Honestly, this building
is absolutely perfect for Dad.
401
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,579
It's been sitting for four years.
402
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,789
Lift her up!
Fuck, I'm trying to see!
403
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,666
Jesus Christ,
how's it look in there?
404
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,585
There's a lot of shit in there.
405
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,461
Your balls
are scratching my neck.
406
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,339
Your neck's scratching my balls.
407
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,091
Jesus Christ, Jesus!
408
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,760
I don't know.
It's a lot of money.
409
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,721
- It's across the street from the yard.
- I know.
410
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,557
So I actually think
that this would be fuckin'
411
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:48,271
the most perfect haunted house.
Dad would be fucking stoked.
412
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,814
Let's back this up.
Now we're backed up.
413
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:53,650
- We're way back. We're small.
- We're kids, we're tiny.
414
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:57,487
So 17 years ago, in 2008,
our dad opened
415
00:19:57,488 --> 00:20:01,867
the haunted hike on our family acreage
and it was fucking nuts.
416
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,911
Me and Teresa, my brother and sister,
417
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:06,663
got drunk on our deck one night
and we were like,
418
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:11,418
we should just dress up this bike path
and fucking see if people come.
419
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:14,797
So we went to Walmart,
we dropped two grand on cheap shit.
420
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,593
And we just added ambulances,
421
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:22,347
smashed cars, built bridges,
built coal mines.
422
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:26,600
And all of a sudden, 20 people start
rolling down our driveway.
423
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,560
We were like, holy shit,
people are coming.
424
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:32,397
Three years later, it got so busy,
we couldn't park in our subdivision.
425
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,691
The county had to bus people.
426
00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:38,278
We're doing just shy
of 4,000 people a night.
427
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:42,449
Money's tight, money's tight and like
fucking this is quite an expense,
428
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,576
but fucking I think
it's what we have to do.
429
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:48,622
We've done the haunted hike before,
if we do the exact same amount
430
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:51,458
could potentially walk away
with $180,000 from the one month.
431
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,461
Doesn't pay it all but that means
the year after...
432
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:57,589
now you're in the money.
Now you're really doing things.
433
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,300
And maybe it exceeds that,
maybe we make 250.
434
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:03,679
- Maybe nobody comes and we lose money.
- Or maybe it's a bust.
435
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,389
- It's a big ole my big bust.
- Big bust.
436
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,431
But we gotta try it.
437
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:14,898
{\an8}Three, Ontario, one of two items.
438
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,237
Jim,
I have a fridge pickup today,
439
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:24,783
{\an8}so I don't know if you can grab this
for me and then get it plugged in.
440
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,202
{\an8}5 p.m.?
441
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:31,081
The worst part is posting used toilets.
442
00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:34,126
{\an8}Jim got his hands in there.
He cleaned it out for me.
443
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:35,585
{\an8}I just posted it.
444
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,256
{\an8}I don't even look in them anymore.
445
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,135
Good morning.
446
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,678
Look who came to visit today.
447
00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:46,847
Oh, my God. Hi!
448
00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:51,060
Oh my God, hi, buddy!
Did you miss me?
449
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,271
{\an8}Yeah!
450
00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:56,648
- How you feeling, Kenzie?
- Good.
451
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:59,651
I think having a baby
is a really beautiful thing.
452
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:03,447
I don't think I could love Kenzie more,
because she's fuckin', my rock.
453
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:06,116
And now we have
like a little piece of us two,
454
00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:07,784
which is super cool.
455
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:11,705
I don't know, I feel like that's
a nice start to a whole different future
456
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,832
that we both now share together.
457
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:17,044
Did I hear there was
a special guest today?
458
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,962
Hello!
459
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:22,132
- Oh, look, Jim!
- Finally get to meet this little guy.
460
00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:26,011
What is that? He's gonna teach you
how to climb the water tower, Ricky.
461
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:27,679
- This Jim Carey.
- No, just dirt bikes.
462
00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:30,307
Ricky's at the shop!
463
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:35,353
- I got a gift for Ricky.
- What'd you get here?
464
00:22:37,315 --> 00:22:40,484
- His very first BB gun!
- Oh my God!
465
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:43,195
Come home today, there will be
birds all over the driveway.
466
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:48,200
And from Dory...
Oh my goodness!
467
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:52,454
Whoa!
468
00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:56,167
Breaker, breaker, one-niner.
This is Big Rick from Big Rick's Towing.
469
00:22:56,918 --> 00:23:00,796
I'm here to pick up that RV.
470
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:04,341
I'm beyond proud of my mom and dad,
and like I owe so much to them
471
00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:07,594
and like even me having a kid
and seeing them...
472
00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:10,013
...what it takes to be, fuck.
473
00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:12,682
You're a dad, yeah.
I forgot you're a dad.
474
00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:14,601
I don't know, it's been like, fuck,
475
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:17,354
I couldn't have wished anyone else
to be my parents
476
00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:19,689
and time over time again,
I'd choose 'em every time.
477
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,734
- It's nice, it fucking awesome, I love it.
- Yeah.
478
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:25,029
Well, the best part is working
with my family.
479
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:28,573
They're, all my kids,
480
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,952
just so much respect for people.
481
00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:36,415
They do a lot of stupid shit and fun shit,
but man, respect.
482
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:39,418
Yeah, so that's why I'm tearing up.
483
00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:43,297
Do you think
the boys are proud of you?
484
00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:47,384
Well, it's vice versa. Fuck you guys.
485
00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:48,886
Can't use this shit.
486
00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:52,430
Ricky Bobby!
487
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,975
Oh, you scared the shit out of him.
488
00:23:54,976 --> 00:23:57,352
Why is everybody screaming at me?
489
00:23:57,353 --> 00:24:01,189
We'd be absolutely fucked here
at Young Farts RV Parts without Dad.
490
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:04,609
So we actually just have to do
anything we can in our power
491
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:08,156
to make him stay here, make him happy,
because yeah, without him, we're toast.
492
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:09,823
What's going on?
493
00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:12,075
- We're going for a walk.
- We're goin' for a walk.
494
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:15,370
- Oh, we're gonna to check it out again.
- I think we should check it out again.
495
00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:17,706
I still think it's a frickin' good buy.
496
00:24:17,707 --> 00:24:19,749
I've been telling you guys
for four years.
497
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:21,710
Well, guess what, Dad?
498
00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:24,337
We pulled the money together as a family.
499
00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:27,382
- We got her? It's ours?
- We got the fucking key, man.
500
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:29,384
- Fuck yeah!
- We got the fucking key.
501
00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:31,469
- Something new.
- Come check it out.
502
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,764
It's going to be fucking perfect
for what we want.
503
00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:37,809
Look at how much shit got left.
We're gonna get rich quick.
504
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:40,395
Five bucks, five bucks.
505
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,606
Everything in here
is actually ours now,
506
00:24:42,607 --> 00:24:44,608
which is pretty fucking crazy
to think about.
507
00:24:44,609 --> 00:24:47,319
That was part of the deal,
it came with all this shit.
508
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,155
Well, then we gotta get to work,
we got a haunted house
509
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:52,699
- to build and we've got three months.
- Fuck yeah. I'm in!
510
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:53,617
Fuck yeah!
511
00:24:53,618 --> 00:24:57,370
So excited... building, creating,
that's fun.
512
00:24:57,371 --> 00:24:59,207
Fuckin' bring it on.
513
00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:04,461
{\an8}The boys are always getting distracted.
They're always having fun.
514
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:07,798
Whoa!
515
00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:11,302
Dawson?
516
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,058
- Where'd that go?
- What now?
517
00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:21,645
The boys never tell me
what they're up to
518
00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:24,482
and I think it's because
they don't want me to know.
519
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,951
Is that Dad in this motorhome?
520
00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:39,412
Oh my God, we just got this place.
521
00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:41,373
I think he's moving in.
522
00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:43,500
- What's happening?
- What's up?
523
00:25:43,501 --> 00:25:45,502
Staying here for the summer or what?
524
00:25:45,503 --> 00:25:46,503
I'm moving in.
525
00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:48,171
Mom ever gonna see you or what?
526
00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:51,259
Ah, evenings and weekends.
527
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,095
Here for three months.
528
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,889
So opening a haunted house does
sound absolutely crazy.
529
00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,849
The first time,
people thought we were just
530
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,726
wasting our time, bat shit crazy.
531
00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:04,104
But we like crazy. It keeps us alive.
532
00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:07,649
This is gonna be our grand entrance
for all the customers coming in.
533
00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:10,610
- Okay.
- I want to do saloon style overhang,
534
00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:12,904
- make this cool as shit.
- Yeah.
535
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:15,031
My idol is Walt Disney.
536
00:26:15,032 --> 00:26:19,452
I think we should turn this room
into the church.
537
00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:24,916
Everybody thought he was batshit crazy
to build an amusement park.
538
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,377
And he said, fuck you, you guys,
and he made it happen.
539
00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:28,628
That's what I love.
540
00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:31,131
- Hide and then pop out and scare.
- A hundred percent.
541
00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:33,258
The funnest part is scaring people.
542
00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:35,552
Making people shit their pants
and piss themselves,
543
00:26:35,553 --> 00:26:37,637
which I'm not gonna lie, we did.
544
00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:43,393
It's like injecting a shot of heroin
and that fucking euphoria.
545
00:26:43,394 --> 00:26:45,478
That's what it is.
546
00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:47,315
Although I've never done it,
but I'm assuming.
547
00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:50,734
And then we're rolling
through to the back,
548
00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:53,695
which I think is gonna be
fucking awesome.
549
00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:55,238
This one here is going to be...
550
00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:56,740
...circus.
551
00:26:56,741 --> 00:26:58,783
Like, are you thinking
of a big tent in here?
552
00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:00,577
'Cause that means
we're gonna need a tent.
553
00:27:00,578 --> 00:27:03,413
- We're gonna need clowns.
- More mannequins.
554
00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:05,457
Do you know what
one of those tents costs?
555
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,792
Well, either way,
just get this shit. I'll build it.
556
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:10,337
How much money are we wanting
to spend on each room?
557
00:27:10,338 --> 00:27:13,548
'Cause if we have 20 rooms to do
and each one costs three grand.
558
00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:16,426
You gotta spend money
to make money, so whatever.
559
00:27:16,427 --> 00:27:19,179
- That's true. Can't look like shit.
- We're not half-assing this.
560
00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,056
We're spending whatever it takes.
561
00:27:21,057 --> 00:27:22,682
- It's gonna be a lot of money.
- I know.
562
00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:24,726
What kind of maths
did you just do?
563
00:27:24,727 --> 00:27:26,102
Well, 20 rooms at 3,
564
00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:29,022
- and 3 is very low, is 60 grand.
- If we could stick around 50,
565
00:27:29,023 --> 00:27:31,733
- it'd be fucking awesome.
- Just whatever you do, don't tell Mom.
566
00:27:31,734 --> 00:27:33,985
- Yeah. Yeah.
- That's it.
567
00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,779
Yeah, we'll just...
568
00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:38,448
- I have to give her the receipt?
- We'll cook the books.
569
00:27:38,449 --> 00:27:40,658
- We'll cook the books!
- Cook the books!
570
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:43,661
I was just focused on getting
the building bought,
571
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:46,456
so now it's kind of like,
holy fuck we're in a bad spot here.
572
00:27:46,457 --> 00:27:49,167
Wow. Fuckin' that's quite...
573
00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,920
I didn't realize how fuckin' expensive
that was gonna be.
574
00:27:51,921 --> 00:27:55,048
Like our sales are down,
we got a haunted house to build,
575
00:27:55,049 --> 00:27:57,300
and we gotta get it done by October.
576
00:27:57,301 --> 00:28:00,053
- We are definitely fucked.
- Like we're like big time fucked.
577
00:28:00,054 --> 00:28:02,639
Like fuckity-fuck, fuck titties fuck.
578
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,974
Titties!
579
00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:07,769
I don't know. I don't know.
Your titties fucked?
580
00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:10,772
- Well, what do we do?
-I don't know what we do now.
581
00:28:10,773 --> 00:28:11,982
We're so fucked.
582
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,737
♪ We got older it's no different ♪
583
00:28:18,948 --> 00:28:23,952
♪ We've always had each other's backs
since we were kids ♪
584
00:28:23,953 --> 00:28:28,832
♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪
585
00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,917
♪ But I won't ever leave ♪
586
00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:33,879
♪ So I plan to live forever ♪
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