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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,399 So, looking ahead, all those storm clouds will sashay away, 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:08,159 leaving skies of blue over Wigan and Crewe. 3 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:11,399 And you won't need your woolly vest on in Preston! 4 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,839 HE LAUGHS See you soon. 5 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,199 Ta-ra for now! 6 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:16,839 Back to you in the studio. 7 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:18,399 And clear. 8 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:21,319 Simon, anything you care to share? 9 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,839 - Sorry? - You were on your phone for my whole piece to camera. 10 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:26,279 I was giving my all and you were... God knows where. 11 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,359 - Sorry, I was just... - I suppose you were looking for a new job. 12 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:30,839 And as of tomorrow, you'll need one. Ta-ta! 13 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,879 Well, that seemed to go rather well. 14 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,079 I don't need validation from you, Suzie. 15 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,880 - And what are you going to do about the lint on my kecks? - Oh, sorry. 16 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:42,200 This week would be great! 17 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:46,639 - You're all sorted for next week's book launch. - Mm-hm. 18 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,359 Yeah, that is what I pay you for. 19 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:52,119 I've found a lovely motel, all en suite and spa bath. 20 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,679 Yes, well, after a long day meeting Joe Public, 21 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:57,679 one does need to exfoliate. SHE CHUCKLES 22 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:59,239 Such a sweet part of the country. 23 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,839 - And the weather should be nice. - Mm. 24 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:03,959 Oh, no, Suzie, 25 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,839 when I show up, 26 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,560 there will be storm clouds. 27 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:10,920 Huh! 28 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,479 {\an8}CHURCH BELLS RING 29 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:37,519 {\an8}BANGING AND DRILLING 30 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:38,959 - Wincey? - Shirley. 31 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:40,279 - Lily. - Clary. 32 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,159 There's a man in there with a power tool. 33 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,519 - I've just been looking through the crack. - A bit early for that, 34 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,279 isn't it?! THEY LAUGH 35 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,359 We were just wondering what was happening in there. 36 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,039 - It's been going on since the year dot. - Oh! 37 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,719 Ah! All right, Gloria, how are you? 38 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:53,919 Not bad. 39 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,399 Still breathing. 40 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:59,279 - Oh. - This is Clary and Lily, the new hairdressers. 41 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:00,679 - - Look at her hair! 42 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:04,079 - Hiya. - We went to the farm shop the other day. It was closed. 43 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,319 Haven't you heard? 44 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:09,039 - I've sold up, sold farm. - Oh! I thought farming was in 45 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:14,239 - your blood. - Oh, no. I was never a farmer. I was a farmer's wife. 46 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:16,080 Until Steve went and... 47 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,359 Oh! 48 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,319 Anyway, I can't stand here gassing. 49 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:23,119 - We've got a book signing to go to. - Oh, that funny weather fella? 50 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,159 I forgot he's in town today. 51 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,719 So what are you thinking, if not farming? 52 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,639 I'll show you, if you like. 53 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:32,239 - Oh, so this is yours? - It is. 54 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:33,920 Congratulations! 55 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:39,799 Hey, we should start a Women's Business Breakfast. 56 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:42,799 Oh! This is amazing! 57 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:43,959 What is it? 58 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:47,239 Well, it's either the start of a brand-new business venture 59 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:50,159 - or a great big money pit. - Well, yeah. 60 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:51,599 But I'm not doing it alone. 61 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,359 This is Brian Parkinson. 62 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,919 Also known as Parky the Sparky. 63 00:02:55,920 --> 00:03:00,879 - Hello! - Hi. - Parky's my electrical engineer and, um... - Safety officer. 64 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,479 So don't go licking your fingers and sticking them in the sockets! 65 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,319 - Ha! - And over there's Hugh Fletcher. 66 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,319 Hugh the Handyman. 67 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,399 Very handy. I live just round the corner! 68 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,519 I love the ceramic tiling. 69 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,519 Especially the way the colour of the grouting complements 70 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,999 - the colour of the tiles. - You noticed my grouting? 71 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,800 No-one's ever noticed my grouting before. 72 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:23,879 Hold on a minute. 73 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,799 Now, if you're looking for a certain colour to offset 74 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,959 the earth tones... I think it's your eyes. 75 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,239 You don't mind, do you, um...? 76 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,400 Clary. Go for it. 77 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,679 Pistachio. 78 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:40,719 - Lovely... - That's another one completely smitten. 79 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,639 So, it's some kind of eatery? 80 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,639 Yeah. Well, I may have sold the farm, 81 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,759 but I'm still in the dairy industry. Huh! 82 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,239 This place is going to be an ice cream parlour, 83 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:51,760 and I'm calling it... 84 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,839 Of course you are. 85 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:59,159 Oh! After the famous 1920s dessert, 86 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,119 which was named after The Knickerbocker Hotel, 87 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:04,839 - in Manhattan. - I really need this place to be a success. 88 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,879 I want a big, glamorous gala opening. 89 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:10,679 The trouble is, glamour and me, we don't get on. 90 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,719 Well, Clary and I can help with that. 91 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,319 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 92 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,679 I don't think I'm brave enough for a fancy hairdo. 93 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:19,159 Trust me, with the right hairdo, 94 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:20,880 you'd be brave enough for anything. 95 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,959 Ladies and gentlemen, 96 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:31,919 for your delight and delectation, 97 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,360 I give you... 98 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,760 ...my magnum opus. 99 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,039 HE BREATHES SHARPLY 100 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,920 Oh, Suzie! HE CLICKS FINGERS 101 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:46,520 - Hello! - Suzie - lint, trousers! 102 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,040 My magnum... Uh! 103 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:53,159 My magnum opus. 104 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,600 Front and back. 105 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,879 - Oh! Are we interrupting something? - Oh. 106 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:01,839 Ha, ha! No, just a minor wardrobe malfunction. 107 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:06,359 - He looks much smaller in real life. - Yeah. 108 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:08,399 He does have nice ears, though. 109 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,759 Yeah, and surprisingly, they can hear you! 110 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:13,480 - Have a pew. - Oh. 111 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,559 CHURCH BELLS RING Right, Gloria, 112 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:23,039 let's give you some va-va-voom! MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY IN BACKGROUND 113 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:27,279 What I want to do is I want to bring some lift into 114 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:29,999 this fringe here. You know, defying all the laws of gravity 115 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,239 because, as we both know, Isaac Newton was a bit of a wazzock! 116 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:37,239 - I'm not sure I'm ready for anything too radical. - Really? 117 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:40,079 Well, you're the boss, but life's too short to have 118 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,439 boring hair, Gloria. You could just think of this as 119 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:46,759 lifting up the curtain and saying, "Hello, world, I'm back!" 120 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:50,639 Yeah. I suppose it's about time I did that. 121 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,719 I've spent most of my life in the shadows. 122 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,999 Really? Was it that bad, being a farmer's wife? 123 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,039 Steve wasn't the worst husband in the world. 124 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,599 Ooh! Well, that's hardly a ringing endorsement! 125 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:04,079 He just had his way of doing things, 126 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,920 and I had to go along with it. 127 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,520 Was it just you two? 128 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,919 We never got round to having kiddies. 129 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,839 But there were always lots of young people working on the farm. 130 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:21,399 Parky and Hugh, they both used to do jobs for us, 131 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:24,119 so it's lovely I can find work for them now. 132 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:27,319 In that way, I've been blessed. 133 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:32,879 "And so, I find myself hurtling towards the age of 30, 134 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,999 "and I won't say from which direction!" 135 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,519 HE CHUCKLES 136 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,279 Um... HE CLEARS THROAT 137 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:41,639 "There have been clouds in my life, 138 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:44,279 "both cumulus and nimbostratus. 139 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:47,359 "Heartache, force nine on the Richter scale. 140 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:50,479 "But despite all of these storms, 141 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,959 "I see sunny days ahead. 142 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,920 "So I will press on... 143 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:57,680 "..whatever the weather." 144 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,999 - Has he finished? - I assume so, since he's finished talking. 145 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,359 APPLAUSE Yeah, thank... 146 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:06,839 Thank you. Thank you, everyone. 147 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,479 You've been... an audience. 148 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,959 Now, if you'd like to get your book signed, 149 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,719 it makes for the most marvellous present. 150 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,799 Birthdays. Christmas. 151 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,320 Bar mitzvah! 152 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,759 HE SIGHS Oh, hello there! What's your name? 153 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:23,239 Erm, er, Wincey. Ha! 154 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,119 Is the "Oh, erm" part of it? 155 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,639 No! 156 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,079 - No, no. - Lid. 157 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:33,199 "To the wonderful, winsome Wincey." 158 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,679 Oh, I'm sorry. 159 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,559 I don't... I don't want to buy the book. 160 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,239 I just wanted to look at it. 161 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,279 Thanks. 162 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:40,920 SHE CHUCKLES 163 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,520 HE SIGHS 164 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:49,279 Why, in the name of Barbara Taylor Bradford, 165 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:52,359 did you bring me to this godforsaken hellhole?! 166 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:55,639 I didn't! I still don't understand why you chose to come here. 167 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,599 Oh! Never mind! 168 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,799 Do you know, I have poured blood 169 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,159 and sweat and tears into this book. 170 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,679 This book is literally my insides, 171 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:09,479 - smeared across 265 pages! - Oh, it's not that bad. 172 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:11,999 I know it's not! It's a masterpiece! 173 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,159 And all we've managed to achieve so far is one random copy, 174 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:18,279 - covered in scribble. - I'll see if they've got some Tipp-Ex. 175 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,239 Huh! That would not fix, 176 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,559 or cover up, all the mess that you've made. 177 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:25,559 Nah. No, there's only one way for me to fix things. 178 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:26,920 You're fired! 179 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,159 - What?! - You heard! 180 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,760 Fired! 181 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:40,279 Lost In Music by Sister Sledge 182 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:43,159 AEROSOL SPRAYS 183 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,839 ♪ Caught in a trap 184 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,239 ♪ I'm caught up in it 185 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,039 ♪ No turnin' back... ♪ 186 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,959 Oh, my! I look like an ice cream! 187 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:53,239 Is it too much? 188 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:56,159 - It's not enough! - We can always add sprinkles! 189 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:59,759 - ♪ We're lost in music - Da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da 190 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:02,639 ♪ Feel so alive 191 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,039 - ♪ I quit - I quit 192 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:05,760 ♪ My nine-to-five 193 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,199 ♪ We're lost in music 194 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,760 ♪ Lost in music... ♪ 195 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,880 ♪ We're lost in music... ♪ 196 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:17,199 I don't know how to repay you. 197 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,559 Well, call me old-fashioned, but I do tend to ask for money 198 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,040 - at this stage. - Of course! GLORIA CHUCKLES 199 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,799 ♪ We're lost in music... ♪ 200 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,440 Just one more thing. 201 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:34,239 Could I invite the pair of you to my parlour? 202 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,319 I'll give you some free ice cream. 203 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,159 I just need some advice on decor 204 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,639 - and finishing touches. - I'd love to. 205 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,399 You had me at "free ice cream"! 206 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,000 ♪ We're lost in music... ♪ 207 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,320 SHOP BELL RINGS 208 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:51,880 ♪ Caught in a trap 209 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,480 ♪ No turnin' back... ♪ 210 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,239 - Oh! - I'm so sorry! 211 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:00,479 No, don't touch them! They're meant 212 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,439 - to be in mint condition. - Oh! 213 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,919 That looks an interesting book. 214 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,439 Yeah, well, it's by a very interesting person. 215 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,640 Oh! You're... 216 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:11,639 - ...Jonty Starr. - Mm. Indeed. You've probably seen my face 217 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:15,519 - on television. - I haven't got a telly. - Oh, whatever! 218 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:17,959 Look, I'm about to open an ice cream parlour, 219 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:22,520 - and I'd love to give you a free ice cream to say sorry. - Well, um, I... 220 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:25,959 - Gloria Crudd? - That's right, 221 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:29,680 but you can call me Knickerbocker Gloria! 222 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:32,719 Ha-ha! 223 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:35,119 Ha-ha-ha! 224 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,639 Oh, no. 225 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,799 I'll be getting so much more than free ice cream! 226 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:41,919 Huh! 227 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:43,199 HE CHUCKLES 228 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:47,719 No, that's fine, Mrs Gillespie, your Bichon Frise must come first. 229 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,679 Yeah, no... Right. 230 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:52,720 OK, so we'll see you in a month, then. Ta-ra! 231 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:57,279 - So annoying! - What is? - Well, cancellation. 232 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,479 We could have caught tail end of the book signing, after all! 233 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:03,559 Hello there! My name is Jonty Starr, but you probably know that already. 234 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,199 - I do know that! - Mm. 235 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:09,159 "Let's take a look at all the drizzle and mizzle. Ooh! 236 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,679 "I've got hailstones the size of tennis balls! 237 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,479 "Read my eyes... 238 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,919 "..obars!" LILY LAUGHS 239 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,879 It's the weatherman. 240 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,319 Sorry, I've got an app for that. 241 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:21,439 Oh. Have you, indeed? 242 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:24,159 So what, er, services do you offer? 243 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,599 Dry cut, wet cut, styling, setting, 244 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,559 - colouring. - Balayage, bleaching, colour correction, conditioning. 245 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:32,439 - Indian head massage. - Brazilian blow-dry. - Mm. 246 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,680 - Yes, please. - To what? - Everything. 247 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,519 ♪ Something tells me 248 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:41,400 ♪ Something's gonna happen to you 249 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:49,120 ♪ The smile on my face is the smile you will wear in a moment or two 250 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,559 ♪ So get it together 251 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:56,640 ♪ You see it's gonna be all right 252 00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,959 ♪ Something tells me 253 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:03,799 ♪ Something's gonna happen tonight... ♪ 254 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,959 There we go! As requested, 255 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:09,399 - one ma-hoo-sive and super-stiff quiff! - Yeah! 256 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,159 Wow! Very impressive! 257 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:14,919 You've exceeded my - admittedly, rather low - expectations. Ha! 258 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:18,279 - Ha-ha! - I can do that. - Oh, thank you. 259 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:21,639 Right, so we have this funny little hairdresser ritual. 260 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,079 What is it we say at this point? 261 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:26,559 - Oh, yeah - cash or card? - Oh! Ha-ha! 262 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:29,039 - I don't think so. - What? 263 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,639 Well, I haven't paid for a haircut in over a decade. 264 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,959 Of course, if you wish to take a picture for the wall, that's worth 265 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,879 so much more than money. You, er, 266 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,799 - have been visited by a star. - The thing is, 267 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,399 all my customers are stars. 268 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,159 - Hmm... - Yeah. Yeah, 269 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,279 I value every head I have the privilege to work on, 270 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,479 but if this place is to keep going, 271 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,919 - folk do need to give us some brass. - Mm. 272 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,479 OK, um... Ha! Let me, uh... 273 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,279 Let me put this in words you'll understand. 274 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:56,079 I am an actual star. 275 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:59,199 I reach millions of people on the telly. 276 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,359 I do blogs and podcasts. 277 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:05,399 And if you insist on asking me for money, 278 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,119 I'll say things about this place - 279 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:11,559 online, or on air - 280 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:14,439 and your little... salon 281 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:17,200 might not be around very much longer. 282 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,119 Fine. 283 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,640 - Shut the door on your way out. - Mm-hm. 284 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,280 Door! 285 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,680 SHOP BELL RINGS 286 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,599 Oh, Lily, that was awful. 287 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:44,359 You gave him a lovely do. He... He should have paid. 288 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,240 He will, Clary. He will. 289 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,359 I nearly fell asleep. 290 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:57,159 I thought he'd be funny. You know, he's good on the telly, 291 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,359 with his "isobars" and his "damp patches". 292 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,159 What can I get you maidens? 293 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,999 - Can I have a chicken and mushroom pie, please? - No, I'm afraid 294 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,759 - I've no pies left at the moment. - Oh! 295 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,279 Well, I'll have a rock salmon, then. 296 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,479 - And I'm just all out of salmon. - You've not got owt, have you? 297 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,919 I'll tell you what we have got. 298 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,559 - What? - A celebrity. 299 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:15,880 Ooh! 300 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,319 - So, is there anything else I can get you? - Mm. 301 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,199 I'd love to try some more, but... I'd rather live. 302 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,199 - Just the bill, then. - Ha! Sorry! 303 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:29,279 - For a moment there, I thought you said "the bill"! - Oh, I did. 304 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:32,799 You've had everything on the menu. 305 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:35,759 Oh, sweetheart! 306 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,919 These kind of people pay for things. 307 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:43,079 They do some soul-destroying job and just about scrape by. 308 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:46,959 I pay my way by shining my light upon them. Being, 309 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:49,599 you know, warm and funny. 310 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:53,399 Funny?! You're about as funny as running out of bog roll! 311 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,319 Oh, well. What is it they say about pearls and swine? 312 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,999 In the name of Odin and Thor of Valhalla, 313 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,599 - you will pay your due! - Oh, dear! 314 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,199 I feel a viral moment coming on! 315 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,959 Leave it, Uncle Stan. 316 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,879 Fine, but he'll get what's coming. 317 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,600 JONTY TUTS Ha-ha! 318 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,319 Hello! 319 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,039 Any chance of some help with these? 320 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,280 Of course! Let me ease your burden. 321 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,359 Hello there! 322 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,079 Well, what's in the bags? 323 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,759 Well, what isn't in the bags?! 324 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:37,119 - We swung by Lonnie's to get some bits for in here. - Oh! 325 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,919 Aah... Right... 326 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,599 Anything you don't want, we'll just take straight back, all right? 327 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,199 - Look. That, got you that. - Oh! 328 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,399 And I got you that. And, look, 329 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,839 I got you these. 330 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,719 - Oh, they're fabulous! - Aren't they? 331 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:52,439 And I thought if you wanted a chilled and swirly vibe, 332 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,079 you could put lava lamps on each of the tables. 333 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,399 No! 334 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,119 - What? - They're an explosion and shatter hazard. 335 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,959 Plus, they're full of carbon tetrachloride. 336 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,479 Wouldn't want that on your ice cream. 337 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,839 And, uh, I don't have time to PAT-test them. 338 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,839 Who knew?! 339 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,599 I'm so lucky to have Albert Einstein keeping an eye on me! 340 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,079 What's in the other bag? 341 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,239 Oh, they're just my old clothes. I'm going to take them 342 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,399 - to the charity shop in a bit. - I can do that for you. 343 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:16,919 Oh, that's not necessary. 344 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,279 Look, I live just over the road. 345 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,120 - No, I really don't mind. - Look, it's fine. 346 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,479 OK. 347 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,359 - OK. - Now, look, while you're here, 348 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,159 can I try some recipes on you? 349 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,279 Banana split. 350 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,479 Key lime sundae. 351 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,840 - And my Knickerbocker Gloria. -Yes. 352 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,040 Oh! 353 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,040 Kill me now! 354 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,880 HE SIGHS Ugh! 355 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,600 Ooh, hello! 356 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,680 Ugh! 357 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:13,200 THUNDER CRACKS 358 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,879 HE SIGHS 359 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,400 CORK POPS 360 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,520 Eurgh! Eurgh! 361 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,760 Huh! 362 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,280 Gloria! 363 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,639 Oh, Gloria. Huh! 364 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:47,879 THUNDER CRACKS 365 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,519 Ah... 366 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,239 Right, well, I'll take these to the charity shop, 367 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,999 and I'll see you tomorrow. Goodnight, all! 368 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,239 - Night, Hugh! - I must see if that freezer's still working. 369 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,679 That is a good plan! 370 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:01,199 So, Gloria, is there anything else we can do for you? 371 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:05,599 You've already done so much, but... you know my big gala opening 372 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,399 - on Friday? - Mm. 373 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,879 You've got such good taste in music. 374 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,119 - Could you come over and spin a few tunes? - Ooh! 375 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,399 DRUMMING ON TABLE 376 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,640 Yes, we could! 377 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,399 - You all right? - Everything's wonderful. 378 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,239 I'm not used to that. 379 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,679 I just keep thinking, 380 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:25,039 when's it all going to go horribly wrong? 381 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,960 - Aw! - Oh! 382 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,519 Oh! 383 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,960 MOTORBIKE REVS 384 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,239 Please, Uncle Stan, 385 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,159 you can't give up! 386 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,039 Think of the gods of Asgard. 387 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,879 Bugger the gods of Asgard! LINE GOES DEAD 388 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,399 Hello. Are you not opening today? 389 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,959 It's his uncle. He says he's had enough, he's shutting up shop. 390 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,679 - Oh, he can't do that! We'd all starve! - Good morning. 391 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:53,639 Could I place my lunchtime order for the ice cream parlour? 392 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,799 - You might be waiting a while. - Really? 393 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:59,439 - I'll check the back. - Well, it all happened last night, 394 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,199 when that Jonty - you know the weather wotsit from the telly? - 395 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:06,239 he came in for his tea. He had the full menu - pickled eggs, an' all. 396 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,559 Anyway, when it came to the bill, he said he wouldn't pay. 397 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,279 He's too la-di-da! 398 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,639 Anyway, they let him go. 399 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,119 Good riddance to D-list celebrities is what I say! 400 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,519 But then they found out 401 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,679 he'd written a terrible review about the place. 402 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,519 - Oh! - He said the staff were tacky and the chips were soggy. 403 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,959 It's not just us. 404 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:26,199 He's wrote a blog about your salon, the cake shop 405 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,959 and the ice cream parlour, even though it hasn't opened yet. 406 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:32,319 Flamin' cheek! He said if we didn't charge him, he wouldn't do that! 407 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:35,439 It does seem a bit over the top to shut up shop over one bad review. 408 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,359 - Oh, that's Vikings for you. - Over the top?! 409 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:41,319 I'll give you over the top! 410 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:46,719 That lying weather scum's chosen the wrong warrior to do battle with! 411 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,039 - Valhalla! -With chips! 412 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,479 - DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE - Valhalla! 413 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,359 -With chips! - Valhalla! 414 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,920 With chips! 415 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:03,639 INDISTINCT CHATTER 416 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,600 HE RINGS BELL IMPATIENTLY 417 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,119 HE RINGS BELL IMPATIENTLY 418 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:12,479 Oh! Hello! 419 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:16,359 Now, I'm ever so sorry, I was just worming my whippets. 420 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:19,239 Hello, do you have a Mr Jonty Starr 421 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,879 - staying with you? - Now, I'm not at liberty to divulge, 422 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,879 but if a famous television personality... 423 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,639 - Yeah. - ...did come to this village, 424 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:30,759 - I'm sure this is where he would stay. - Is he in the penthouse? 425 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,039 Well... 426 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,839 Again, my lips... are sealed, 427 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:39,120 - but, uh, that's where I would put him. - Come on! - Oh! 428 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,839 Um, we do just ask 429 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:46,519 if you could just put your name down in the... book. 430 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,639 HE HAMMERS ON DOOR 431 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,559 Open the door! 432 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:53,239 In the name of Thor and Odin! 433 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,519 OK, we're not going to hurt him, right? We're just going to ask him 434 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,919 - to pay what he owes. - I do wish people would learn to hang pictures. 435 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,159 - That's 45 degrees off the perpendicular. - I think we should go. 436 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:04,199 - He must have checked out by now. - Yeah. - That is not quite accurate. 437 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,639 The door appears to be locked 438 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,559 - from the inside. - I've got something 439 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,319 that will dismantle any lock. 440 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,159 Oh, Stan, it's made of rubber. 441 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,040 - Not that! - Oh. 442 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,759 Oh! 443 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,680 Ah! 444 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,799 Is he there? Is he hiding? 445 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,039 What's he got to say for himself? Eh? 446 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,799 {\an8}- Wincey, you really don't want to look. - Why? What? 447 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,240 WINCEY GASPS 448 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,079 Uh, don't look at me! 449 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,719 I didn't like the guy, but... 450 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,279 I think he's been writing something. 451 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,200 Probably destroying someone else's career. 452 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,920 No, that's not him. 453 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:52,839 It looks like the killer has written a review of the murder. 454 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,399 "Jonty put up surprisingly little struggle. 455 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,679 "A few feeble kicks, a pleading look in his eye. 456 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,360 "No stars." 457 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,319 So, where are the others? 458 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,719 They're talking to the police. PC Adam. 459 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:18,199 Oh, they'll be there a while, then! He does love a chat. 460 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,159 Now, I've made us all some coffee... 461 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,919 - Thank you. - ...for the shock. - Thank you. 462 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,920 - There we go. - That's very kind. 463 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:30,999 I mean, what kind of sick puppy would do summat like that? 464 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,319 Mm. Well, I'm not one to gossip... 465 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:36,279 - Oh, but if you were? - When I was at the book launch, 466 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,959 Jonty had a personal assistant. I think her name was Suzie. 467 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,999 Anyway, she had that sticky tape. 468 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,599 She was on her knees, taking the fluff off his trousers. 469 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,839 - So she was sorting his kecks out? - Yeah. 470 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,239 And why does that mean that 471 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,280 - she wanted him slain? - Just saying. 472 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:54,759 Oh, Clary! 473 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,439 What's this I hear about a murder? 474 00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:01,239 Oh, it's Jonty Starr. You know, the weatherman? 475 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,799 - We found the body. - Ah, no! 476 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,799 Now, obviously, I am not a trained counsellor, 477 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,359 but I do work with my hands, 478 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:10,080 and they are very good at giving hugs. 479 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,279 Hugh Fletcher? 480 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,600 Hello, Constable. 481 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,839 How did you get past the police cordon? 482 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,559 I just had a word with him. 483 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,839 His mam knows my mam. We go way back. 484 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,879 Oh. Well, I'm glad. 485 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,479 We believe that there may be a malicious communication element 486 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,919 to this, so we're asking everyone on the scene to hand over 487 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,839 - their digital devices. - It's true. 488 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,759 We've all handed in our phones. 489 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,199 I'm enjoying the silence. 490 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,199 - Yeah... - HUGH CLEARS THROAT 491 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,640 Yeah, all right. 492 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,679 Now, we need a bit of space, 493 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,839 so could everyone please leave the crime scene? 494 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:53,039 WINCEY GROANS 495 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,719 See ya. 496 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,680 That was kind, Clary, thank you. 497 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,439 - It looks like a locked-room murder... - Mm. 498 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,719 ...but, I mean, it can't be. 499 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,959 So maybe the killer got out through the window, 500 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,999 or went up through the attic. 501 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:19,079 Or maybe the killer was in the room when we broke in. 502 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,599 Oh. 503 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:25,119 - Hiding under the bed. - And that review that the killer wrote, 504 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,759 well, that suggests that the killer was taking revenge for one of 505 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,760 - Jonty's reviews. - Or it was a brilliant double bluff. 506 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,879 Um, excuse me, do either of you own a red Audi? 507 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,440 It's been here all day and it's in a shocking state. 508 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,320 Well, I don't think much of their valet parking services. 509 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,240 Hey, look in the back. 510 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,239 Ah! 511 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,119 I think Adam needs to know about this. 512 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,239 Thanks for the intel. 513 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,159 It was his car, though he was driven everywhere 514 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,559 - by his personal assistant. - Suzie? 515 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,439 - How do you know that? - I'm a very good friend of Wincey's. 516 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:08,039 - Oh. - Huh! - Well, we need to have a word with Suzie. 517 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,039 It's highly likely that whoever smashed up his car 518 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:13,359 then went on to murder him. We should now be getting some CCTV. 519 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,479 Do you know when, roughly, that he died? 520 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,439 Well, according to his phone records, we reckon around midnight, 521 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,039 - which is interesting. - Yes? 522 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,879 Yeah, well, anyone could have got into the motel. 523 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,439 It's not exactly Fort Knox. 524 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:27,119 But how did the killer get Jonty to open his bedroom door at midnight? 525 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:30,040 It must have been somebody that he knew and trusted. 526 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,439 Well, speaking of opening things, we need to open the salon. 527 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,879 You can stay with PC Watson, but I desperately need to walk off 528 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,519 that Black Forest gateau! 529 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:42,840 You can stay. 530 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,599 And slide, and slide, and... 531 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,799 Got it! You know what I don't get? 532 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,319 - Yeah? - Is why Jonty came here to do his book launch. 533 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,639 I mean, surely he'd have sold more copies in Manchester? 534 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,439 I think he must have roots here or something. 535 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,759 We've got a lovely market, with half-priced doughnuts 536 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,639 on a Wednesday, but he doesn't look like 537 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:07,039 - he eats sugar. - Sh! Sh! - No, don't shush me... 538 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,800 No, there's someone there. 539 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,639 What are you staring at? 540 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,520 I don't mean to creep you out, but... 541 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,159 ...is your name Suzie? 542 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,079 Who wants to know? 543 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,519 Well, quite a lot of people. 544 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,639 - Did you used to work for Jonty Starr? - I gave the best years 545 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:33,519 of my life to that ungrateful, hateful little weather pillock! 546 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,039 SUZIE CLEARS THROAT 547 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,720 Uh, he... He's dead. 548 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,439 What?! 549 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,239 They found his body at the motel. 550 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,120 Not Jonty! 551 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,760 Not my poor baby! 552 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,559 I think the police want to have a word with you. 553 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,039 Well, it's really not convenient! 554 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,119 Well, you can try that, but I don't think it'll fly. 555 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,319 I mean, I haven't slept. I... 556 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,280 I look like a scarecrow, and I've got fox poo in my hair. 557 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,400 I actually think we've got a shampoo for that. 558 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,279 Right! Let's get you seated. 559 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,559 Oh, thanks, love. 560 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,040 It feels so good to be clean! 561 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,279 I know, it's heaven, isn't it? 562 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,919 Nothing better, 563 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,799 apart, perhaps, from 564 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:22,879 the healing power... of music. 565 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,119 Together We Are Beautiful by Fern Kinney 566 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,959 Oh, I love this one! 567 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,799 Me, an' all. 568 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,039 Right, so what are we going to do with these luscious locks? 569 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,399 Luscious?! 570 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,839 Jonty used to call me the "human Brillo Pad". 571 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,839 Oh, that's not very nice. 572 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,559 What was he like, then, as a boss? 573 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,879 Oh, he was wonderful. 574 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,079 - Except when he was being a total nightmare. - Yeah! 575 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:47,039 And... he was kind. 576 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,839 Except when he turned sadistic. 577 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,839 He changed like the weather, really. 578 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,600 But basically, he was... 579 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,120 ...he was, um... 580 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,440 ...he was beautiful. 581 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,720 That's lovely. 582 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,319 You are giving me some mixed messages, though. 583 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,959 He was a little boy lost, really. 584 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,959 And when he was writing his book, 585 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,559 there's this one detail he left out because it was too raw. 586 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,400 - He didn't want people to know it. - And what was that? 587 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,120 Ah, go on, you've got to tell us now. 588 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,199 Jonty was adopted as a baby, 589 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,079 and he could never understand why his birth mother gave him away. 590 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,720 It haunted him. 591 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,719 Did he look for her? Did he ever meet her? 592 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,719 Well, I suggested that he... SHOP BELL RINGS 593 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,359 Suzie Bagshot? 594 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:38,279 Yes? 595 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,959 - I'm arresting you on suspicion of murder. - No! - You do not have to say 596 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,319 anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention 597 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,720 when questioned something which you later rely on in court. 598 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,640 Just in the back there, please. 599 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,719 Wait! 600 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,799 Can I have a word? 601 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,879 Well, I'm a bit busy, what, with apprehending murderers, 602 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,399 but... We saw her smashing up his car yesterday evening. 603 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:10,439 It was on CCTV. And then she ran in the direction of the motel, so... 604 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,599 Well, when we found her, she was sat behind some bins in an alleyway, 605 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,799 drinking Cypriot cooking wine. 606 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:19,359 Don't you think if she'd just... murdered someone, 607 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,960 that... she'd run? 608 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:27,040 Look, just... Just leave the police business to me. Yeah? 609 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,759 Fine. 610 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,199 Yeah, I'll... 611 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,680 I'll get back to my hair. 612 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:42,360 CHURCH BELLS RING 613 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,039 Right... 614 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,879 Right. 615 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:52,680 UPBEAT MUSIC 616 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,160 Oh. 617 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,799 Hello? 618 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,079 Hello, is anyone home? 619 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,199 Oh! 620 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,959 - Hello there! - Oh! - Oh! 621 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,159 Gloria! 622 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,039 - You look magnificent. - Oh, thank you. 623 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,919 Did you, um... 624 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,479 Did you hear about Jonty Starr? 625 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,959 I did, and I'm trying not to think about it. 626 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,120 Fair dos. 627 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,559 You gave us a scare, though. 628 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,719 This place is quite dark! 629 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,319 So it is. 630 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,199 - Parky? - Yes? 631 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:40,880 Let there be light! 632 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,079 Oh, wow! 633 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,719 It's like Las Vegas! 634 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,439 I've put out all the chairs, 635 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,319 and put my back out in the process. 636 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,040 And now the ice cream's churning... 637 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,719 ...as is my stomach. 638 00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,520 It's all going to be all right. 639 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,999 I'm going to get a groove on, Gloria. 640 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,799 Get this party started. GLORIA CHUCKLES 641 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,399 I hope you're prepared to run out of ice cream, 642 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,639 because I do believe the whole village is coming. 643 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,119 - Really? - Mm. 644 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,799 Oh, my! 645 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:13,919 I don't feel ready. 646 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,799 Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep by Middle of the Road 647 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,879 Hey! You've worked your whole life for this. 648 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,040 It's everything you've always wanted. 649 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,319 Oh, excuse me! 650 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,119 Parky! 651 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:31,760 I'm on it, like a bonnet. 652 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,199 Well, I suppose I ought to ask if you're all right, 653 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,800 but I think we both know the answer to that. 654 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,199 Sorry. 655 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,759 It's just the pressure. 656 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,519 It's starting to get to me. 657 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:54,840 Is it? 658 00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,999 No, it's just, Gloria, when you came into the salon, 659 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,839 you said you'd never got round to having kiddies, but the thing is, 660 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,679 I'm a hairdresser. 661 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:10,000 My chair is a polygraph and... you didn't pass. 662 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,999 What about just now? 663 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,239 I put on Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep... 664 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,160 - Oh! - ...you're in floods of tears, running into the stock room. 665 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,920 Gloria, did you ever have kids? 666 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,799 I did. 667 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,360 Just the one. 668 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,240 Just after I got married. 669 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,199 But Steve did the maths and worked out it wasn't his, 670 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,840 and made me have the poor little thing adopted. 671 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,039 I cried for a whole year. 672 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,519 Oh, love! 673 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:47,519 And then it turned out it was my one chance to have a baby. 674 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:48,960 Oh! 675 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,239 Why do the worst things happen to 676 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,160 the best people, eh? GLORIA CHUCKLES 677 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,200 So when did you find out what had happened to the baby? 678 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,159 Oh... 679 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,520 Last night. 680 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,999 - Oh, I'm sorry, but we're not actually open. - Oh! 681 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,479 Oh, that's a shame. 682 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,799 I was going to offer you a drink. 683 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,159 As I say, we're not open. 684 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,799 Oh, yeah. 685 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,559 Turn me out onto the street, 686 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,919 the way you did all them years ago. 687 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,599 - What?! - What shall I call you, then? 688 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:30,040 Gloria, Knickerbocker Gloria... 689 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,720 ...or Mummy? 690 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,119 No! 691 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,999 He gave me his place and date of birth, 692 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,640 and I knew he wasn't lying. 693 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,879 This was my boy. 694 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,399 The one who was taken away from me. 695 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,679 Oh, love! 696 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:48,999 I never wanted to give you up. 697 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:53,959 - I've got so much love to give you. - Ha! It's a bit late for that now! 698 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,679 - I know. - It's a nice place you've got here. 699 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,599 You've done well with it. I suppose it must be 700 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,519 - your baby. - Oh, Jonty, please! - And I want 701 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:03,719 every penny. Every... Every ice cream you sell, 702 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,279 every rum and raisin, every raspberry ripple, 703 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,480 it all comes to me! 704 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,599 So what did you say? 705 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,719 - I was just stunned. - Yeah. 706 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:19,759 He was shouting and threatening me, and then he just walked away. 707 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,559 And I wish I'd run after him, 708 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,000 then I could have stopped this whole nightmare from happening. 709 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,159 I've just got to get through tonight. 710 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,480 So many people rely on me. 711 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,999 Clary! 712 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,239 Clary, here's where we are with the plotsicle. 713 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,919 - Jonty Starr is Gloria's... - Right! 714 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,479 Well, we're sorted for wafers and sprinkles. 715 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,199 Even if I do have enough to feed the five thousand. 716 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:50,239 And can I just say, I am so sorry. 717 00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:52,919 That man was a bitter, twisted individual, 718 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,919 who decided to take it out on the 719 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,639 loveliest people I've ever met. 720 00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,799 - Right. - "My hair was shampooed by a clueless assistant. 721 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,639 "A braindead, bouffant Barbie doll." 722 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,800 - I mean... - I don't know what you're talking about. 723 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,839 Jonty's awful review of the salon. 724 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,160 Oh, I actually hadn't read it. 725 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,600 Hugh Fletcher? 726 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,840 - Could I have a word? - Yeah. 727 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,239 I was hoping to return your phone, but we may have to 728 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:23,119 - hold on to it for a bit longer. - I don't see why. 729 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,879 - I never had any dealings with the man. - No, but 730 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,679 you do have quite a collection of photos of a young hairdresser 731 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:32,159 called Clary. Her face, her hair, her body. 732 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,399 It's not illegal. 733 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,479 There's nothing obscene or indecent. 734 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,799 Gloria said that Clary gave you a bag of her clothes 735 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,359 to take to the charity shop, but when I spoke to the owner, 736 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,720 - he hadn't received them yet. - Yeah, well, I, uh... 737 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,999 - What are you suggesting? - See, I think you've become obsessed 738 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,679 with Miss Coombs, and then a famous celebrity came to 739 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:54,799 - the village and wrote terrible things about her. - Yeah, he did. 740 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,639 - And it brought my obsession right to the surface. - Yeah. 741 00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,799 - Your obsession. - Yeah. And it's not right to keep these things hidden. 742 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,160 I'm going to tell her exactly how I feel. 743 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,199 Clary Coombs! 744 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,279 - Can you just give me a sec? - No. This can't wait a moment longer. 745 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,799 - Oh, right. - You are THE most beautiful woman 746 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,759 I've ever laid eyes on. 747 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,799 - That's nice. - And I have a dream... 748 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,439 I can see this is private, but I can't leave because of safety. 749 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,079 Fine. ..a certain something that I've always wanted to do. 750 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,359 What is it? 751 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:25,680 I would love to be... 752 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,039 - ...a drag queen. - What?! - Huh! 753 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,759 Now, I know I'm just an awkward Welsh handyman, 754 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:34,319 but I have a desire to perform, to get in touch with my feminine side. 755 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,319 - No higher aim. - And, Clary, dear, I have been studying your hair, 756 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,599 your make-up, your... je ne sais quoi. 757 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,399 Can I use you as my style icon? 758 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,319 - Oh, of course! - Mwah! 759 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:45,799 Oh, see, that's not weird now. 760 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,759 Yeah! THEY LAUGH 761 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:51,199 - I've just looked outside and there's a queue past the chippy. - No! 762 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,719 Let's scoop some ice cream! 763 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:57,040 Must Be The Love by Wesley Bright 764 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,559 The whole world turned up! 765 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:14,639 And I bet my Japanese scissors the killer is here tonight. 766 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,760 But how did they get into Jonty's room? 767 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,879 What did Jonty love more than anything else? 768 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,399 - Himself. - Yeah. 769 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,759 - And money. - Yeah. 770 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,079 - And fame. - Yeah. 771 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,760 Being in the limelight. 772 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:30,479 Oh, that's it! 773 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:31,839 Light! 774 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,280 - Spin some discs for me. - OK. 775 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,560 Hey, Parky... 776 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,000 ...fancy a chinwag? 777 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:15,199 I, um, do need to keep an eye on things, 778 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,479 for possible health-and-safety breaches. 779 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:20,279 Oh, yeah. You're very good at that, aren't you? I remember you'd gone 780 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,119 to check the freezers, hadn't you, when Jonty came round? 781 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,879 So you must have heard the argy-bargy. 782 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:28,079 - Jonty, please! - And I want every penny! 783 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,559 Every... Every ice cream you sell, 784 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,239 every rum and raisin, every raspberry ripple, 785 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:35,199 it all comes to me! 786 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,879 I might have heard him, but, um, he ran off. 787 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,519 Locked himself in his room. 788 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,440 We've only your word for that, though, haven't we? 789 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,479 The door appears to be locked 790 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,919 from the inside. 791 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,799 See, I think the door was locked from the outside, 792 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:53,000 and when we broke in, you put the key back in the keyhole. 793 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:59,439 But how could I have got into his room, in order to kill him? 794 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,159 Yeah, I've been wondering about that. 795 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,480 And then I thought... 796 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,639 ...maybe the killer didn't go into the room. 797 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:10,039 Maybe he lured Jonty out. 798 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,679 And how would you do that? 799 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,519 Well, a friendly neighbourhood electrician would just 800 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,999 go to the fuse box, turn off all the power to Jonty's room. 801 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,679 And then Jonty, who liked nothing more than... 802 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,719 JONTY SIGHS ...a mammoth whinge, would come 803 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:22,039 powering out, bellyaching, 804 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:23,519 in the dark, 805 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,360 in a state of total confusion. 806 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:29,759 GRUNTING 807 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,279 Get off me! 808 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,719 Agh! Agh! 809 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:36,600 You knew he was drunk as a skunk. 810 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,879 Didn't take much to suffocate him. 811 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,679 And then you went back with us, so that if the police found 812 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,039 any traces of you, you could say you left them there that morning 813 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,399 - and not the night before. - But why would I kill him? 814 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,000 I hardly knew the man! 815 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:57,119 Gloria thinks you're the sweetest, kindest man on Earth. 816 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,720 She is... 817 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,240 ...the sweetest, kindest person. 818 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,479 You saw what her husband did to her, didn't you? 819 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,560 - All those years. - Yes. 820 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,559 He was like a schoolboy, 821 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,959 pulling the wings off an insect. 822 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,959 I couldn't do anything. 823 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,879 And then he died, and she got her life back together, 824 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,319 and she started this amazing place. 825 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,479 And then Jonty turned up. 826 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:34,839 He wanted to destroy everything. 827 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,560 She deserves to finally be happy. 828 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,560 Listen, he was not a nice man... 829 00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,960 ...but I don't think anyone deserves to die like that. 830 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,879 And now your problem is, everyone is going to think it was Gloria. 831 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,159 They are! The police, the press, 832 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,039 - every neighbourhood gossip. - No. 833 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,799 That was not my intended outcome. 834 00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,639 Yeah, but that is what's going to happen, 835 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,319 unless you step up and you do the right thing. 836 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,760 I've really messed things up, haven't I? 837 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:11,520 MUSIC CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND 838 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,919 Oh, it's my guardian angel! 839 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,759 Thank you for having faith in me. 840 00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,719 Oh, you are so welcome. 841 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:22,519 And, Parky? 842 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,999 - Yes? - You have been my rock. 843 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,759 I could never have done it without you. 844 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,040 Yes. Well... 845 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,639 ...I think from now on, you might have to. 846 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,279 - Sorry? - But... please, 847 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,399 whatever happens, 848 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,600 don't let anyone ruin your dreams. 849 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,920 - PC Adam? - Yeah? 850 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:48,880 There's something I've got to confess. 851 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,199 - Would you like a custard cream with that? - Oh, no, ta. 852 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:08,879 I'm still stuffed of ice cream. 853 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,359 Yeah, it's still swilling around inside me. 854 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:12,799 SHOP BELL RINGS 855 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:13,959 Suzie! 856 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,919 You wouldn't believe the week I've had! 857 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,999 Oh, we would, actually! 858 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,079 And the worst part is, I never got my lovely haircut. 859 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,199 My luscious locks are sorely in need of attention. 860 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:25,999 Well, we can soon fix that for you. 861 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,359 You're in luck. 862 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,919 - Quiet day at the salon. - Not out there, it's not. 863 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,319 There's this very loud woman, stomping round town 864 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,319 in platform boots. 865 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,999 I Love To Boogie by T. Rex 866 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,519 ♪ We love to boogie 867 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,239 ♪ Jitterbug boogie 868 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:46,079 ♪ Bolan pretty boogie 869 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:47,759 ♪ We love to boogie 870 00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:49,720 ♪ On a Saturday night... ♪ 871 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,039 SHOP BELL RINGS 872 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,399 Ta-da! 873 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:56,999 Oh, Hugh! 874 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,039 You look amazing! 875 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:01,079 Oh, it's... It's like looking in a mirror! 876 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,959 Really? You're not just saying that to be nice? 877 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,599 Well... 878 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:05,679 I... 879 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,679 What's wrong with us all being nice to each other, eh? 880 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,679 Yeah! 881 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,199 Whoo! THEY GIGGLE 882 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:16,119 ♪ With your black velvet cape and your stovepipe hat 883 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,839 ♪ Be-bop, baby, the dance is where it's at 884 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,039 ♪ I love to boogie 885 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,520 ♪ Yes, I love to boogie on a Saturday night. ♪ 886 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,680 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 66356

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