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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,279 --> 00:00:25,340 Really worried, Mac. 2 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:26,560 I hope he's okay. 3 00:00:27,220 --> 00:00:28,099 Good news? 4 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:29,100 No news. 5 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:30,300 Bad news. 6 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:32,259 You are in big trouble, Dan. 7 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:35,580 Me? Hold a second. I'm not taking the rap for this. 8 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,560 Are we going to start session before I retire? 9 00:00:40,260 --> 00:00:41,300 What's going on around here? 10 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:43,320 Nothing. Everything's fine. Bull's fine. 11 00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:44,860 You're all lying. 12 00:00:45,380 --> 00:00:46,380 Where's Bull? 13 00:00:46,740 --> 00:00:47,740 Who? 14 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:51,540 Hairless, Caucasian, low-slung brow, purple bone, crushing jaw. 15 00:00:52,900 --> 00:00:53,900 Oh, that Bull. 16 00:00:54,580 --> 00:00:57,360 Well, he, well, Bella, Bull, anybody want to jump in here? 17 00:00:58,650 --> 00:01:00,530 Dan, why don't you just tell us where Bull is? 18 00:01:00,790 --> 00:01:01,790 Do I have to? 19 00:01:02,510 --> 00:01:06,190 Okay, all right, all right. To make a long story short, Bull has been sort of, 20 00:01:06,210 --> 00:01:10,510 um, uh, what's that word? Uh, you know, kidnapped? 21 00:01:55,400 --> 00:02:01,600 Kidnapped? Well, you know, kidnapped is too strong a word. I think Shanghai is 22 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,960 more appropriate. Yeah, that's it. Bull was Shanghai. 23 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,620 What was Bull doing in China? 24 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:10,259 Here's a dollar. Buy a clue. 25 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:14,660 Tell him what happened, Dan. 26 00:02:15,980 --> 00:02:22,580 All right, well, last night, Bull was abducted from the bachelor party Harry 27 00:02:22,580 --> 00:02:23,580 threw for him. 28 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,280 Me? That was your party, pal. 29 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:28,620 You're the one who almost got us all barbecued. 30 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:34,060 Barbecued? I still can't get the smell of broiled naugahyde out of my mustache. 31 00:02:35,580 --> 00:02:37,640 Well, what did you know? You were too busy doing your homework. 32 00:02:38,180 --> 00:02:40,940 Pardon me, but I had to finish my term paper. It's due today. 33 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:43,220 Now it looks like a map of the Ponderosa. 34 00:02:46,220 --> 00:02:49,460 Excuse me. Well, you certainly seem to be enjoying yourself before the 35 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:50,460 explosion. 36 00:02:51,570 --> 00:02:55,270 Explosion? You know, there's gonna be another explosion around here if 37 00:02:55,270 --> 00:02:56,850 somebody doesn't tell me what happened. 38 00:02:57,670 --> 00:02:59,770 All right, all right, I'll tell you what happened. 39 00:03:00,650 --> 00:03:04,970 It all started last night while Mac and I were doing the preparations for Bull's 40 00:03:04,970 --> 00:03:09,730 bachelor party. And everything was going just hunky-dory until Dan showed up and 41 00:03:09,730 --> 00:03:10,730 butted in. 42 00:03:13,570 --> 00:03:15,270 Crepe paper and streamers? 43 00:03:15,530 --> 00:03:16,530 Check. 44 00:03:16,890 --> 00:03:18,150 Non-alcoholic beverages? 45 00:03:18,510 --> 00:03:19,510 Check. 46 00:03:19,830 --> 00:03:21,410 Scarves, handcuffs, and a rabbit? 47 00:03:21,650 --> 00:03:25,870 Yep. I figure once the party gets warmed up, we'll do a magic show. Magic? 48 00:03:26,190 --> 00:03:30,270 Oh, that's too bad. And I gotta leave early to finish my term paper. Darn. 49 00:03:31,510 --> 00:03:32,510 Hi, guys. 50 00:03:32,550 --> 00:03:33,469 What's this? 51 00:03:33,470 --> 00:03:34,630 Who's bachelor party? 52 00:03:36,530 --> 00:03:37,530 Oval team? 53 00:03:38,670 --> 00:03:39,670 Cheetos. 54 00:03:40,770 --> 00:03:42,610 A book of scary stories. 55 00:03:44,170 --> 00:03:46,950 It's not a bachelor party. That's a Girl Scout jamboree. 56 00:03:47,850 --> 00:03:50,590 Come on, fellas, the man is getting married. Do you have any idea what that 57 00:03:50,590 --> 00:03:51,590 means? 58 00:03:52,070 --> 00:03:53,070 Steady sex. 59 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:55,730 Yeah, for a month. 60 00:03:57,690 --> 00:04:01,650 Come on, guys, a bachelor party is the time to rally around the groom before he 61 00:04:01,650 --> 00:04:04,650 is snatched by matrimony's grim reaper. 62 00:04:05,170 --> 00:04:08,430 And this little coffee clash you're putting together here just won't do. 63 00:04:08,850 --> 00:04:12,070 All right, my duty's clear. I'll take it from here, boys. 64 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:16,430 Dan, I don't think Bull would like your kind of party. Yes, he will. 65 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,880 I'll start by booking a suite at the Trump Plaza in Atlantic City. Atlantic 66 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:24,940 City? Oh, you can count me out. I got a paper due tomorrow on the Miranda Act. 67 00:04:25,860 --> 00:04:29,440 You're in luck. We can catch Miranda's act in the butts-up doc review. 68 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,960 Terry, do you think we can make popcorn strings tonight? 69 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,580 Change of plans, Bull. 70 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:40,880 I'm replacing the popcorn strings with G-strings. 71 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,600 Don't you let Dan railroad you. This is your party and you can do whatever you 72 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,920 want. Can we still watch the Ten Commandments? 73 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:53,900 Better. We can break seven of them. 74 00:04:56,580 --> 00:04:57,760 Gee, I don't know, Dan. 75 00:04:59,140 --> 00:05:01,480 Well, Mac and I did a lot of work preparing for your party. 76 00:05:01,780 --> 00:05:04,400 In fact, I was going to do a little magic show for you. 77 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:05,680 So, when do we leave? 78 00:05:06,580 --> 00:05:10,400 Right after session. In the meantime, I'm going to charter us a party bus. 79 00:05:14,190 --> 00:05:15,450 Hello, Candy's Bikini Lines? 80 00:05:17,170 --> 00:05:18,690 Dot your engines. 81 00:05:21,510 --> 00:05:25,070 You mean you actually rented a sleazy party bus? 82 00:05:25,650 --> 00:05:28,630 Sleazy? That was the best luau bus money could rent. 83 00:05:28,890 --> 00:05:30,350 I know. I've been on them all. 84 00:05:31,870 --> 00:05:34,290 Luau bus? You guys drove to Hawaii? 85 00:05:36,130 --> 00:05:38,090 I don't have a clue, do I? 86 00:05:39,150 --> 00:05:40,350 Oh, it was awesome. 87 00:05:40,730 --> 00:05:45,670 That stupid bus had sand on the floor, flaming tiki torches, and some tropical 88 00:05:45,670 --> 00:05:50,710 drink that tasted like pineapple juice and turpentine. That was our 89 00:05:50,710 --> 00:05:52,770 complimentary vodka zombie punch. 90 00:05:53,030 --> 00:05:54,950 Two sips and you can raise the dead. 91 00:05:56,350 --> 00:05:57,910 You should have just stayed home. 92 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:02,690 Oh, is that so? If I remember correctly, you were one pretty happy guy when you 93 00:06:02,690 --> 00:06:03,690 won the limbo contest. 94 00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:05,490 The limbo contest? 95 00:06:05,910 --> 00:06:08,330 Yeah, and he only won because he cheated. 96 00:06:08,610 --> 00:06:09,650 I did not. 97 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:12,990 Did... We all saw your butt print in the sand, Harry. 98 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:14,550 That is such a lie. 99 00:06:14,910 --> 00:06:17,190 All right, all right. Knock it off. 100 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:18,830 What happened to Bull? 101 00:06:19,610 --> 00:06:24,750 Well, there was an unexpected change in plans. 102 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:48,040 Wow, so this is Trump Plaza. 103 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:51,500 No, Bull. 104 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,160 This is Dump Plaza. 105 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:00,040 Well, this is quaint. 106 00:07:01,460 --> 00:07:04,200 Now, come on, guys. Even though we didn't make it to Atlantic City, we can 107 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:08,360 party hardy right here in, um... Where are we? 108 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:12,860 We are stranded somewhere near the Jersey Turnpike, Dan. And I don't feel 109 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:15,440 much like partying with my turnpaper steel smoldering. 110 00:07:16,820 --> 00:07:19,960 Come on, come on, come on, guys. Are we going to let one little fender bender... 111 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:24,400 All right, fine. We're going to let one little exploding bus ruin this bachelor 112 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,400 party? 113 00:07:25,740 --> 00:07:27,400 Hey, hey, thanks for the lift, good buddy. 114 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:28,640 Yeah. 115 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:36,360 Huh? 116 00:07:36,460 --> 00:07:39,560 It's a good thing that truck driver braked for good-looking legs, or we'd 117 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,560 still be running from that burning heap of twisted metal. 118 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:48,530 No, we could be... in my place right now, safe and sound, playing per quacky. 119 00:07:48,530 --> 00:07:49,530 But no. 120 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:53,310 Dan had to ignite the vodka punch. Excuse me. 121 00:07:53,830 --> 00:07:57,670 It was this little weasel who slapped the lit cigar out of my mouth. 122 00:07:58,070 --> 00:08:05,030 Look, as I explained to you before the fiery holocaust, public transportation 123 00:08:05,030 --> 00:08:09,230 code prohibits smoking on domestic bus rides. 124 00:08:09,470 --> 00:08:12,950 Not to excuse Dan, but that code does not... 125 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,480 applied a privately chartered vehicle. 126 00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:17,120 Up yours. 127 00:08:18,620 --> 00:08:20,620 Gee, Dan, I'm having a great time. 128 00:08:21,140 --> 00:08:23,860 How'd you know I always dreamed of riding on an exploding bus? 129 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:28,580 There you are, Fielding. 130 00:08:29,020 --> 00:08:31,760 You owe me $125,000. 131 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,280 Candy, how do you figure? 132 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:37,320 You blew up my bus for crying out loud. 133 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:38,980 There's nothing left except this. 134 00:08:40,039 --> 00:08:43,039 Well, considering the fact that we didn't make it to Atlantic City, I would 135 00:08:43,039 --> 00:08:44,200 say you were in breach of contract. 136 00:08:44,860 --> 00:08:48,000 But I know how you can make it up. Why don't you dance for us? 137 00:08:49,740 --> 00:08:54,140 I want my money now, Fielding. And 15 bucks each for the shirt. 138 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:59,720 Candy, all of our money was cremated in the backdraft after the explosion. 139 00:09:00,380 --> 00:09:03,520 The only thing we have left is my Players International card. Great. 140 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:06,500 I'll use it to get me a lawyer so I can sue your butt. 141 00:09:08,910 --> 00:09:09,910 think we have a good case. 142 00:09:13,810 --> 00:09:15,150 Leaving so soon? 143 00:09:15,370 --> 00:09:16,370 Oh, shut up. 144 00:09:18,530 --> 00:09:22,090 Well, she's not going to stay in business long with that attitude. 145 00:09:22,850 --> 00:09:26,790 Look what I managed to save from the burning wreckage. 146 00:09:28,590 --> 00:09:30,110 Well done, Will. 147 00:09:30,490 --> 00:09:31,490 Well done. 148 00:09:31,610 --> 00:09:33,490 Of course he's well done. 149 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:39,580 were shooting a hundred feet into the sky. 150 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:43,140 We left the crater in the turnpike. 151 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:45,680 Cows died. 152 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,580 I should have never come here with you losers. 153 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,660 I want to go back to New York. 154 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,560 Now! Oh, stick around, Oscar. 155 00:09:56,860 --> 00:09:58,180 It can't get any worse. 156 00:09:58,540 --> 00:10:00,120 I should believe you. 157 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:06,200 You said... we were going to be eating marshmallow s'mores, drinking club soda, 158 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:11,460 and watching the Ten Commandments. Well, that's what we were going to do until 159 00:10:11,460 --> 00:10:15,520 Dan ruined the whole evening. Hold on a second here. The evening is not ruined. 160 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:20,240 We still have the VCR, huh? Give it up, Fielding. It's over. It isn't. It is. It 161 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,179 isn't. It is. 162 00:10:21,180 --> 00:10:22,880 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 163 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:24,520 Fighting won't get us anywhere. 164 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:29,300 Now, let's just take a deep breath and calm down, okay? Oh. Come on. Come on. 165 00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:35,320 There, there. Now we can think straight. 166 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,160 You know what? 167 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,720 You do have attractive legs. 168 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:43,480 This is crazy. 169 00:10:43,740 --> 00:10:45,640 We gotta call for help. Somebody give me change. 170 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,920 I would, but my coins are still glowing red hot. 171 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:51,800 Doesn't that hurt? 172 00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:53,180 You bet. 173 00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:56,100 All right, all right. 174 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:59,260 Desperate times call for desperate measures. 175 00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:04,620 This is my lucky mercury head dime. 176 00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:09,040 It was given to me by Professor Brust, my mentor. 177 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:13,280 It was given to him by Clarence Darrow, his mentor. 178 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,360 Take it, Bull. 179 00:11:17,980 --> 00:11:21,260 Find a pay phone. Call N-Y-P-D. 180 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:22,560 Get help. 181 00:11:23,060 --> 00:11:24,060 Okay. 182 00:11:25,420 --> 00:11:27,960 All right, come on, come on. Sound like there's a party on its feet. 183 00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:31,340 All right, help me hook this VCR up. Hey, Will, you still got that tape? No, 184 00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:32,269 right here, boss. 185 00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:33,850 I salvaged just a good one. 186 00:11:34,990 --> 00:11:35,990 Sex piano. 187 00:11:36,390 --> 00:11:39,530 I saw that one. It's very predictable. 188 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:42,790 I don't believe you, Dan. 189 00:11:43,090 --> 00:11:46,190 Everything that we've been through, and you still want to see a sex video. Oh, 190 00:11:46,210 --> 00:11:47,830 Harry, come on. I mean, what do you want me to say? 191 00:11:48,410 --> 00:11:49,410 I'm sorry. 192 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:50,750 Oh, you're sorry? 193 00:11:51,490 --> 00:11:54,630 You're sorry? Hey, look at my term paper. 194 00:11:55,110 --> 00:11:58,870 All my work just for messing up in smoke. I can't turn this in tomorrow. 195 00:11:58,970 --> 00:11:59,970 I'm going to fail. 196 00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:01,390 Very pathetic. 197 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:03,800 Quite pathetic. 198 00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:09,580 I'll tell you what, Matt. With my legal expertise, I'll help you get that term 199 00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:10,580 paper into shape. 200 00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:14,320 Really? Hey, thanks, Oscar. 201 00:12:14,540 --> 00:12:20,360 Sure. First, get some motel stationery. A letterhead always looks good. 202 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,420 That's a good idea, Oscar. 203 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:28,520 Matt? Yeah? 204 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,520 Don't you think I'm more qualified to help than Oscar? 205 00:12:32,590 --> 00:12:34,630 You've never been interested in my work before. 206 00:12:34,890 --> 00:12:38,170 You never asked. Well, you never offered. I would have. I called NYPD and 207 00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:40,230 they said they'll get here, but it'll take a little time. 208 00:12:41,070 --> 00:12:44,650 Hey, if we're going to watch TV, I have to hold a clicker. 209 00:12:45,690 --> 00:12:49,010 You try me, Oscar. You really try me. 210 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:53,150 I don't want to watch this. It's disgusting. It's demeaning. And it's 211 00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:54,150 showtime. 212 00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:02,930 My name is Bondage. 213 00:13:03,430 --> 00:13:04,710 Jane Bondage. 214 00:13:10,730 --> 00:13:13,890 Uh-oh, uh-oh. I think we overloaded the circuit. 215 00:13:14,150 --> 00:13:15,550 Oh, what else could go wrong? 216 00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:18,130 You know that woman I almost married? 217 00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:20,630 Yeah. I think I just saw her in that video. 218 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:30,870 You saw Margaret in a pornographic video? 219 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:34,370 Yep, I'd recognize those dimples anywhere. 220 00:13:35,410 --> 00:13:36,410 Which one? 221 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:41,570 So, your bus blows up, you get stuck in a run-down motel room, there's a 222 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,230 blackout, and that's when Bull's kidnapped? 223 00:13:43,850 --> 00:13:44,850 Not even close. 224 00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:46,930 That's why I never sit the bus. 225 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:52,670 So there we were, stuck in hell, listening to Lisette's boyfriend 226 00:13:52,670 --> 00:13:55,890 reminisce about his pathetic childhood. 227 00:13:58,550 --> 00:14:00,830 So at the crack of dawn... 228 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:04,580 On Christmas morning, I leapt out of bed. 229 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:08,500 And I woke up all of my brothers and sisters. 230 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,060 And we ran downstairs. 231 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,340 And there he was. 232 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:16,360 The old fat man himself. 233 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,100 My pop. 234 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,420 Holding the empty leash. 235 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,300 It was true. 236 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:27,000 He put our poodle Cha-Cha to sleep. 237 00:14:41,939 --> 00:14:44,240 Oh, that was close. 238 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:48,220 I almost lost Oscar's reflection on probable cause. 239 00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:54,460 Hey, there we go. It was just a faulty diode and a condenser. 240 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:58,060 All right, let's see this tape. Absolutely not, sir. This machine's 241 00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:01,280 already responsible for blacking out half of New Jersey. I don't care. I'm 242 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,520 sorry, sir. The maintenance man's code. I'm sworn to protect the entire 243 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,760 northeastern electrical grid wherever I may be. 244 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,740 Give me that tape, please. 245 00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:15,430 Do you think the video store will notice I didn't rewind this? 246 00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:21,890 Hey, Harry, for what it's worth, I don't think it was her. 247 00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:24,250 You're probably right, Mac. 248 00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:26,090 It wasn't Margaret. 249 00:15:26,470 --> 00:15:28,330 You're wrong, Mac. I'm positive it was her. 250 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,450 Just trying to back you up, Harry. 251 00:15:33,990 --> 00:15:35,050 Way to go, Bull. 252 00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:36,910 I'm gonna work on my paper. 253 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:39,750 Oh, boys! 254 00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:42,290 This is our lucky day. 255 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:48,420 Some luck. I just found out that this motel has a 24-hour Moroccan coffee 256 00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:51,400 shop. It's called Lil' Bit of Tunis. 257 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:55,700 I got us a lil' something to go. 258 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,320 Well, I love Moroccan food. 259 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:02,660 I hate Moroccan food. I love feta cheese and falafel. No, no. Moroccan food is 260 00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:06,620 dishes like stuffed grape leaves and tabbouleh. Can you please keep it down? 261 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:07,700 I'm trying to work. 262 00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:10,640 Wait, I thought Moroccan food was stuff like tacos and burritos. 263 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,800 No, that's California food. 264 00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:18,320 Why the hell are we arguing Moroccan cuisine? 265 00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:20,740 Harry is right. Shut up, everybody. 266 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,500 Because it is showtime, gentlemen. 267 00:16:25,140 --> 00:16:27,020 Meet Fatima. 268 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,300 Oh, yes. 269 00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:33,990 Hey, you lied to me. This ain't no bar mitzvah. 270 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:39,310 Well, no, yes, it is. It is. It is a bar mitzvah. It's his bar mitzvah. 271 00:16:41,610 --> 00:16:43,850 Today, he is a man. 272 00:16:45,850 --> 00:16:47,590 Honey, he doesn't look human. 273 00:16:49,430 --> 00:16:51,030 This is just great. 274 00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:53,190 How'd you know I love genies? 275 00:16:54,810 --> 00:16:55,810 Sure, baby. 276 00:16:56,510 --> 00:17:02,870 I'll be your genie. I'll be whatever you want me to be, huh? Just put on some 277 00:17:02,870 --> 00:17:05,250 music. Music, maestro. Some music. 278 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,440 Hey, Betty! 279 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,260 Peek-a-peek! 280 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,120 Yeah! Curry boy's gotta go. 281 00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:38,060 Meatloaf Curry doesn't keep. 282 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:39,620 Betty! 283 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,160 You promised you'd show us your fez. 284 00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:50,320 What's the matter, Bull? 285 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:51,820 Am I happy? 286 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,800 Bull, I'm sorry. Listen, I... I'll get the belly dancer back. 287 00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:58,060 That's not it. She reminds me of Wanda, and I miss her. 288 00:17:58,620 --> 00:17:59,880 Wanda belly dances for you? 289 00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:01,560 No, she makes meatloaf curry. 290 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:06,420 Oh, come on. We'll get you back home, and you and Wanda get to share a whole 291 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:07,800 lifetime of meatloaf curry. 292 00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:12,660 You know who makes great meatloaf curry? Der Schnitzelhaus on West 35th Street. 293 00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:14,980 Hold it. Curry is not German. 294 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,980 No, but meatloaf is. 295 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,520 I don't believe this. Keep it down! 296 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,840 But meatloaf is from southern Wales. 297 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,920 Oh, come on, you're both wrong. It's from colonial America. 298 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:31,240 You mean the pilgrims? They didn't invent meatloaf. They invented turkey. 299 00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:33,340 I believe Cambodians eat curry. 300 00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:37,060 Who cares what Cambodians eat? 301 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,900 Stop it! Stop it! 302 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,240 You're driving me nuts. 303 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,700 I can't concentrate when you're fighting like cats and dogs. 304 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,560 Cats and dogs, right. 305 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,600 Cambodians eat cats and dogs. 306 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,250 Yes. 307 00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:57,430 Thank God. 308 00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:01,090 First, officer, take me back to Manhattan with you. 309 00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:05,850 Then, I want to press charges against everybody. 310 00:19:06,890 --> 00:19:08,770 Officer, do your duty. 311 00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:14,810 Got a pizza for Bull Shannon? 312 00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:18,790 Pizza? What the hell is going on? 313 00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:21,230 That'll be $62.50 for six pizzas. 314 00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:22,530 Thanks. 315 00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:26,309 Can we talk? 316 00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:28,490 Sure. Did you call NYPD? 317 00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:31,410 Yep, just like you asked. New York Police Department. 318 00:19:31,850 --> 00:19:32,950 New York Pizza Delivery. 319 00:19:34,930 --> 00:19:38,490 You ordered pizza with my sacred dime? 320 00:19:39,450 --> 00:19:41,250 Hey, they threw in garlic bread. 321 00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:43,970 Hey, come on, pay up. I'm in a hurry. 322 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:47,910 We can't pay you. All our money was burned up in a bus explosion. 323 00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:51,490 Oh, and how many times have I heard that one? 324 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:56,680 I am sick and tired of... constantly being sniffed by you, you frat boys. 325 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,320 Oh, look out, he's got a pizza cutter. 326 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:04,160 You think you can make me, a lonely pizza delivery boy, the butt of your 327 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,200 prince? Well, I'm not going to take it anymore. 328 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,460 And I am not leaving here empty-handed. 329 00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:15,060 Look, please, I beg you, just give me a ride back to New York and I will pay you 330 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:17,020 quadruple the price of those pizzas. 331 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,660 Company policy, no riders. Well, fine. 332 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,880 There is no rule against taking a hostage. 333 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,040 You. 334 00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:31,840 You look like you were 62-50. 335 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,780 Really? Thanks. 336 00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:36,360 Yeah. You're coming with me. 337 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:41,140 Dad, you did it again. How did you know I always dreamed of being taken hostage? 338 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:44,840 Lucky guess. 339 00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:46,860 So where are we going? 340 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,080 Atlantic City. 341 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,520 Watch your head. 342 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,920 Right. Not if the children are gone. 343 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,340 We could have some real fun, huh? 344 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:07,200 You mean you let a half-crazed pizza delivery boy take Bull 345 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,200 hostage? 346 00:21:09,580 --> 00:21:10,660 That about sums it up. 347 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,240 So I have to cover Bull's shift. 348 00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,020 Damn. 349 00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:19,980 You know, with a little cutting and pasting, I probably could turn this 350 00:21:19,980 --> 00:21:20,980 paper in after all. 351 00:21:32,910 --> 00:21:33,970 bachelor party, Dad. 352 00:21:34,550 --> 00:21:37,390 Atlantic City was real neat, especially the hotel. 353 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,370 Well, what happened to the pizza guy? 354 00:21:39,650 --> 00:21:41,330 Well, he turned out to be a pretty nice fella. 355 00:21:41,530 --> 00:21:43,670 He was just a little on edge because of the recession. 356 00:21:44,090 --> 00:21:50,050 So I took him to the butt-up dock with you where I met Shafter and Cascade. 357 00:21:52,030 --> 00:21:55,950 Well, you gals gotta get back for the late show and I gotta get ready for 358 00:21:55,950 --> 00:21:56,950 session. 359 00:22:00,450 --> 00:22:01,450 Thanks again, Dad. 360 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,640 And I watched helplessly as it floated away. 361 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:15,600 And that, Professor, is why I couldn't turn in my term paper on time. 362 00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:18,740 Three more days? 363 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,060 Oh, well, thank you very much. 364 00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:25,540 Goodbye. 365 00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:28,900 Well? 366 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,240 He bought the whole story. 367 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,890 Great! and come to my bachelor party in the cafeteria. 368 00:22:38,330 --> 00:22:41,130 We're watching the Ten Commandments and having s'mores. 27178

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