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...yet, once again,
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only adults disappeared,
leaving children behind.
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Around the world, this is
the fifth mysterious abduction
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in the past three weeks.
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Missing adults,
abandoned children,
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in Alaska, Mexico, Siberia,
Canada and Australia.
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In Washington, sources
close to the White...
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Who's there?!
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Show yourself.
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Now!
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Good eye, Hawk.
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I nearly took out
my own men.
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Duke, in this kind
of combat,
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sometimes it's hard
to tell the difference
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between your enemy
and your friend.
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I know who my friends are.
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Heavy Duty, Dusty!
What you find?
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The enemy's cooked up
a mess of trouble for us.
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They're gonna come at us
from two directions,
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get us in the crossfire.
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Then we'll have
to outflank them first.
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Uh, might be too late for that.
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Huh?
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No!
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No!
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Hawk!
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Ah, now, this is just
plain embarrassing.
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They got me.
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Hey, I got him!
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I got the general!
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Wanna guess who's next?
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You are!
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I'm a goner, Dusty!
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Save yourself!
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Eat paint, you little varmints!
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Mama!
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Good flanking maneuver, men.
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Good thing I loaned you
my old sergeant's jacket.
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Yup, those kids are good.
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We might want to recruit
a couple of them someday.
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Good timing, though.
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Now, I got to get ready
for the awards ceremony,
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but you jokers
go play the next round,
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and make sure
those kids have fun!
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That's an order.
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Yes, sir!
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Humm?!
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Mmm, it is so inspiring
to see all you busy G.I. Joes
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playing games
with the children today.
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I'm sorry, ma'am.
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What was that you said?
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G.I. what?
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G.I. Joes.
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The top-secret team
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of America's best
Special Forces soldiers,
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operating under
the direct authority
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of the President himself.
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Sorry, ma'am,
I've never heard.
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Oh, I knew you would
say that, sonny.
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The G.I. Joes
are so top-secret,
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everyone who's a member
has to pretend
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they've never heard
of them.
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Now, ma'am, if that's true,
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how do you know about them?
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I have a secret of my own.
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Is that so?
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The Baroness!
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Good afternoon, General.
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Though I suppose
it is better for me
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than it is for you.
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Destro! What 're
you doing here?
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Mmm, why, darling, it's simple.
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Cobra wishes
to offer you a job.
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I'm done, Dusty.
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You can have the soap now.
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Why? I'm done, too.
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Hey, you guys.
Where's Hawk?
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He's supposed to be handing out
the awards to the kids.
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Mmm, haven't
seen him, Duke.
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We can't disappoint
those kids.
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So, let's go find him
on the double.
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Hold on, Duke.
What's that?
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These are Hawk's.
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Hey, Duke.
Get a load of this.
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You think
Hawk was snatched?
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Heads up, Joes!
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We got Level One
priority flash traffic.
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Hawk's gotta take it ASAP.
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"Priority One flash traffic,
please pick up."
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Sorry, Hi-Tech,
Hawk's... not available.
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Then you got to take the call.
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That's Hawk's gauntlet.
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It's the only one
with the crypto circuits
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for taking calls from the top.
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Scarlett, Dusty, you
bring Hi-Tech up to speed.
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Heavy Duty, you make sure
those kids get their awards.
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Then get back here
on the double.
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We start the search
for Hawk now.
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Good afternoon, Mr. President.
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Duke, where's General Hawk?
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We think he might be
in trouble, sir.
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If my National Security
Advisors are correct,
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Hawk could be in bigger
trouble than you think.
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What 're your orders, sir?
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Duke, when was the last time
you went to the zoo?
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I can't tell you
what I don't know.
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I never saw what hit me.
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Too bad that security tape
doesn't show anything.
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You mean... not yet.
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Cool, a U.C.O.-
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Unidentified Creepy Object.
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It looks like some
kind of big bug.
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Smells more like some
kind of snake to me.
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Something's wrong
in the bear enclosure.
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Let's check it out.
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Tranquilizer darts?
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We gotta get rid of them,
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or he's gonna
hurt himself bad.
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Okay, not our usual
line of work,
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but let's see
what we can do.
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Hold it right there,
Soldier Boy.
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You go anywhere
near my bear,
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and I'll feed you to
him piece by piece.
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Your bear?!
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I'm Dr. Lincoln Talbot,
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the zoo's chief veterinarian
and animal behaviorist,
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and I look after my
animals my way.
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Everyone can use
some backup.
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You're right.
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Hold my coat!
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Hey, now, Teddy,
it's me, Link.
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That's right, you know me.
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I'm your friend,
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and I won't let
anybody hurt you.
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Whoa. Don't try that
at home, kids.
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There. You'll be
better now.
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What's that?
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This is for taking blood
and tissue samples...
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but why?
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Doc! Look out!
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Ted! Here! Here!
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I could've handled it.
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Yeah. I'm sure.
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What's the verdict,
Hi-Tech?
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Bad design,
shoddy workmanship
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and a really ugly color.
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Which means
it's another hunk of junk
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built by Dr. Mindbender.
Huh, what a hack.
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So, Cobra was behind
the assault on the zoo.
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The President was right.
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The President?!
Right about what?
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Break out the new Gauntlets.
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There's something
we all have to see.
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Everyone's synched up?
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In the past three weeks,
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there have been five mass
kidnappings around the world.
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In each case,
the target was
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a small isolated
town or village,
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and each time, no children
were taken-only adults.
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The missing adults
around the world,
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the tranqued animals
at this zoo,
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and Hawk's capture:
there's a good chance
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they're all connected
to the same Cobra operation.
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But what's
Cobra up to?
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That's what we have to
find out... and fast.
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Something bad's going on here,
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and if my animals are involved,
those military misfits
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are gonna have to deal with me.
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Ah, there is such beauty
in destruction.
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Wouldn't you agree,
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General Hawk?
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What is this place?
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This is the Viper Pit,
General -
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your new home.
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And I am your
new commander.
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I gotta stop eating
those spicy burritos
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before bedtime.
Hugh!
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I'm having
the craziest dream.
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Oh, I think "nightmare"
would be a better word
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for what you're
about to witness.
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Over Kill!
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Commence
the demonstration!
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Not my job,
not my job.
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Mindbender's job,
not my job.
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It's Mindbender's obsession
with organics
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that's holding back Cobra.
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Get over it,
you biomechanical dolt!
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Just get Mindbender in here!
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Uh, Cobra Commander,
apologies.
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I didn't think Hawk
would recover so quickly.
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Prepare the source material.
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Oh, oh and uh...
General,
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uh, when Mindbender
says "source material,"
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he means "victim".
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Over Kill, have...
have me the Fangblade.
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I don't think so.
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My Venomized Troops are
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genetically programmed
to obey
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whoever wields the Fangblade.
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And that's me!
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Which species
do you wish to use?
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Surprise me!
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You see, General,
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all life on Earth is
based on DNA,
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and my genius has now
made it possible to...
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Yadda-yadda-yadda!
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00:14:00,614 --> 00:14:03,516
Actions speak louder
than words, Mindbender!
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What have you done
to that poor devil?
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I've given his
life purpose.
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With a single commander...
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And the ability to venomize
civilians by the thousands...
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Cobra can create
an entire unstoppable army...
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...anywhere we choose.
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Isn't that right,
Cobra Commander?
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No, like this!
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Cobra Commander!
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Oh, what is it now?
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The demonstration is over.
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So, executive recap.
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Spray the green
gas over a city,
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turn useless civilians
into Venomized Troopers,
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crush freedom and democracy,
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and Cobra
rules the world.
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Any questions?
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00:14:57,038 --> 00:15:00,274
Yeah... you getting enough
oxygen through that mask?
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Prepare the general
for the maximum treatment.
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But that process
it's not perfected.
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Oh, is that all?
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Over Kill, hook the general up
to your new Brain Wave Scanner
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and download
his memory.
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Download his memory.
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Download memory.
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My pleasure.
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Download memory.
Download memory.
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Tunnel Rat, report.
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Copy that, Flint.
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Payload is go, go, go.
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A real work of art,
if I said so myself.
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Copy that, Tunnel Rat.
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This is G.I. Joe
Citadel Launch Control.
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We are go for
linear induction launch
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of Test Payload Number One.
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Five...
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Four...
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Three...
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Two...
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One. Induction!
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And payload is on course.
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We're on target.
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Ocean Recon One,
do you copy?
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This is Ocean Recon One.
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Torpedo here, copy that.
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00:16:15,852 --> 00:16:17,720
Shipwreck, Wetsuit!
Look sharp, men!
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00:16:17,754 --> 00:16:19,055
We've got incoming.
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00:16:21,791 --> 00:16:23,259
Here it comes.
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00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:28,564
Wait for it, wait for it...
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00:16:36,573 --> 00:16:38,575
All right! It worked!
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The rain generator
worked perfectly!
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We'll be able to put an end
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to drought around the world!
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00:16:46,116 --> 00:16:48,585
Well, we've got a few more tests
to run first, gentlemen.
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Stay on station for next launch
in eight hours!
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Copy that.
264
00:16:52,055 --> 00:16:54,591
This is Ocean Recon One,
standing by.
265
00:16:55,626 --> 00:16:57,127
My dear friend, Slash.
266
00:16:57,128 --> 00:16:59,029
Yes, friend Slice?
267
00:16:59,063 --> 00:17:01,032
Do you know
what time it is?
268
00:17:01,064 --> 00:17:03,467
- Time to call Cobra Commander!
- Time to call Cobra Commander!
269
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,536
- You read my mind!
- You read my mind!
270
00:17:06,337 --> 00:17:09,741
Yada, yada, yada...
Oh, get on with it, Destro!
271
00:17:09,773 --> 00:17:12,309
...and so, given the time
it will take
272
00:17:12,343 --> 00:17:15,113
to construct a
suitable delivery system,
273
00:17:15,146 --> 00:17:17,348
my company will be able
to implement
274
00:17:17,382 --> 00:17:21,619
the full venomization program
in three years.
275
00:17:21,753 --> 00:17:22,954
No!
276
00:17:23,087 --> 00:17:25,089
I'm not waiting three years
to control the world!
277
00:17:25,156 --> 00:17:26,391
Not three months!
278
00:17:26,424 --> 00:17:28,092
Not three weeks!
279
00:17:28,993 --> 00:17:30,061
Hold that thought.
280
00:17:30,095 --> 00:17:33,632
Slice, Slash, tell me
you have good news.
281
00:17:33,664 --> 00:17:36,568
Mm-hmm.
So it is fully functional?
282
00:17:36,634 --> 00:17:41,173
Huh?! With only four Joes to
defend the whole installation?
283
00:17:41,606 --> 00:17:45,944
Perfect. You may commence
Operation Cobra Landgrab
284
00:17:45,978 --> 00:17:47,512
at once.
285
00:17:47,546 --> 00:17:52,650
Three years to implement
my master plan, Destro?!
286
00:17:52,718 --> 00:17:54,152
I don't think so.
287
00:18:01,593 --> 00:18:03,362
Ya think grenades
blow up better
288
00:18:03,396 --> 00:18:04,190
if they're polished,
do ya, Gung-Ho?
289
00:18:05,331 --> 00:18:06,132
Ooh...
290
00:18:06,164 --> 00:18:07,900
You look after
these bad boys,
291
00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:10,502
and when the gumbo
hit the fan,
292
00:18:10,603 --> 00:18:13,172
they look after you.
293
00:18:13,272 --> 00:18:16,175
Hey, what was that?
294
00:18:36,196 --> 00:18:38,297
Slash, please,
295
00:18:38,331 --> 00:18:39,265
I insist,
296
00:18:39,299 --> 00:18:42,669
the honor of initiating
the electromagnetic pulse
297
00:18:42,736 --> 00:18:44,137
must be yours.
298
00:18:44,204 --> 00:18:46,873
Slice, no,
I couldn't...
299
00:18:46,906 --> 00:18:49,175
unless...
300
00:18:49,242 --> 00:18:51,778
- We push it together!
- We push it together!
301
00:18:54,681 --> 00:18:58,018
Fortunately, our equipment
is perfectly shielded.
302
00:18:58,051 --> 00:19:01,655
But those Joes will
never know what hit them.
303
00:19:18,272 --> 00:19:20,307
Hey!
What was that?!
304
00:19:21,809 --> 00:19:23,811
We've been hit by an
electromagnetic pulse!
305
00:19:25,346 --> 00:19:26,714
Electronics are fried!
306
00:19:26,881 --> 00:19:28,582
Including our lasers!
307
00:19:28,716 --> 00:19:33,187
Yo, Tunnel Rat,
I think you'll all be glad
308
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:35,256
they're good
and polished now, huh?
309
00:19:38,292 --> 00:19:39,627
Battle Android Troopers...
310
00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:40,728
Razor troopers...
311
00:19:40,761 --> 00:19:43,464
- Sand Scorpions, attack!
- ...Scorpions, attack!
312
00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:55,043
We've go to make
every one of these count!
313
00:20:00,882 --> 00:20:02,250
Beach Head, get the BTR!
314
00:20:02,283 --> 00:20:04,086
Gung Ho, we've got
to hold the fort
315
00:20:04,252 --> 00:20:05,454
while Tunnel Rat
sets the C4!
316
00:20:12,528 --> 00:20:14,830
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
317
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,893
Flint, Gung-Ho,
we got to pull out!
318
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,662
There's a second wave
attacking from the rear,
319
00:20:46,696 --> 00:20:49,799
and they're something
I've never seen before!
320
00:20:51,568 --> 00:20:52,835
Tunnel Rat better get
a move on
321
00:20:52,869 --> 00:20:54,537
with those
self-destruct charges!
322
00:21:01,044 --> 00:21:03,113
Gangway! Coming through!
323
00:21:06,082 --> 00:21:08,885
Now all we need is
Rat Boy to get out here.
324
00:21:11,254 --> 00:21:12,355
Perfect timing.
325
00:21:12,389 --> 00:21:13,890
Is anything broken?
326
00:21:13,923 --> 00:21:16,927
Yeah... about a zillion
of those BATs.
327
00:21:17,794 --> 00:21:19,529
But me?
328
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:21,498
I'm fine.
329
00:21:21,664 --> 00:21:23,967
Then hold on to your holsters.
330
00:21:29,105 --> 00:21:31,842
Whoa! I think Betsy
just sprung a leak.
331
00:21:41,786 --> 00:21:43,887
- BATs!
- Sand Scorpions!
332
00:21:43,955 --> 00:21:45,355
- Razor Troopers!
- Razor Troopers!
333
00:21:45,389 --> 00:21:46,824
Pursue it.
334
00:21:46,857 --> 00:21:48,860
Pulverize them!
335
00:21:53,064 --> 00:21:54,832
That's it for
this buggy!
336
00:21:54,865 --> 00:21:56,401
This is where
I get off, boys.
337
00:21:56,868 --> 00:21:58,869
I'm just the guy
to head back for recon.
338
00:21:58,937 --> 00:22:00,438
But yous gotta
keep going.
339
00:22:00,638 --> 00:22:02,140
Yeah, something's funky
340
00:22:02,173 --> 00:22:03,641
with the satellite com grid.
341
00:22:03,674 --> 00:22:05,142
I can't uplink to HQ.
342
00:22:05,176 --> 00:22:06,544
We got to report in person.
343
00:22:06,578 --> 00:22:07,846
But as soon as we report,
344
00:22:07,879 --> 00:22:09,414
we're coming back for you, huh?
345
00:22:09,447 --> 00:22:11,349
That's a promise.
346
00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:14,853
Geez-Louise, Gung-Ho!
I'm chokin' on the mush here.
347
00:22:15,087 --> 00:22:16,888
I got it under control.
348
00:22:23,028 --> 00:22:25,497
Exemplary news,
Cobra Commander.
349
00:22:26,431 --> 00:22:28,166
Despite this sloppy joe jumble,
350
00:22:28,366 --> 00:22:30,469
we will be able
to piece together
351
00:22:30,502 --> 00:22:32,370
a working launch computer.
352
00:22:32,437 --> 00:22:34,806
But to operate their launcher...
353
00:22:34,906 --> 00:22:38,443
...we will still need
the top-secret G.I. Joe codes.
354
00:22:38,477 --> 00:22:42,914
Fortunately, I know exactly
where to get them,
355
00:22:42,982 --> 00:22:46,285
don't I, General Hawk?
356
00:22:48,854 --> 00:22:51,056
You have no choice
but to surrender.
357
00:22:51,390 --> 00:22:55,060
Really, Jinx,
the end result is inevitable.
358
00:22:57,830 --> 00:23:00,199
Kamakura,
you talk to much.
359
00:23:00,232 --> 00:23:02,501
- How did you...?
- The way of the ninja
360
00:23:02,535 --> 00:23:05,705
is to misdirect,
outthink and evade.
361
00:23:09,242 --> 00:23:11,478
Hmm. You'd better work
on that last one.
362
00:23:16,649 --> 00:23:17,984
Sensei!
363
00:23:18,384 --> 00:23:19,886
Did you see my victory?
364
00:23:19,919 --> 00:23:21,787
Hey, pal, I was blindfolded
365
00:23:21,821 --> 00:23:24,391
and it still took you 20
minutes to take me down.
366
00:23:26,660 --> 00:23:28,661
Ah, sword training!
367
00:23:29,128 --> 00:23:31,031
Now we'll have some real fun.
368
00:23:31,231 --> 00:23:32,665
What's the matter, Kamakura?
369
00:23:32,699 --> 00:23:34,134
Did I wear you out?
370
00:23:35,635 --> 00:23:37,537
"Tatsu Ashi"!
371
00:23:37,571 --> 00:23:40,473
That's Japanese for
"Dragon's Tooth."
372
00:23:40,507 --> 00:23:43,643
The Tatsu Ashi was forged
from the cooled breath
373
00:23:43,677 --> 00:23:46,146
of a dragon that fell
to Earth on Mount Fuji.
374
00:23:46,213 --> 00:23:49,149
That sounds like a legend
about a meteorite.
375
00:23:49,216 --> 00:23:52,386
It is a sword that can only
be used by a warrior
376
00:23:52,419 --> 00:23:55,022
with ultimate skill
and selfless focus.
377
00:23:55,055 --> 00:23:58,726
Well, you're certainly focused
on yourself, that's for sure.
378
00:23:58,759 --> 00:24:00,895
Prepare for defeat.
379
00:24:00,928 --> 00:24:04,332
Against the Tatsu Ashi,
there can be no defense.
380
00:24:04,364 --> 00:24:06,267
I'm not fighting your sword,
Kamakura.
381
00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:07,901
I'm fighting you.
382
00:24:18,146 --> 00:24:19,446
Well, this is different.
383
00:24:19,514 --> 00:24:21,683
Now hear this.
Now hear this.
384
00:24:21,716 --> 00:24:24,752
All personnel report
to the Briefing Room ASAP.
385
00:24:24,819 --> 00:24:26,154
This is not a drill.
386
00:24:26,454 --> 00:24:28,389
Space Com has just confirmed
387
00:24:28,423 --> 00:24:30,392
that our most advanced
surveillance satellite
388
00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:33,294
has been blasted out of orbit
somewhere over Antarctica.
389
00:24:33,461 --> 00:24:35,296
So far, it's been their game.
390
00:24:35,363 --> 00:24:39,133
But starting now, we're taking
this battle to Cobra.
391
00:24:39,201 --> 00:24:41,102
Yo, Joe!
392
00:24:43,672 --> 00:24:44,840
Scramble the jets!
393
00:24:44,906 --> 00:24:46,442
Looks like we got company.
394
00:25:20,476 --> 00:25:23,546
This is Flight Team One.
Ready for takeoff.
395
00:25:23,579 --> 00:25:25,014
We need more firepower!
396
00:25:25,047 --> 00:25:26,749
Let's hope the Thunder Wings
get here fast.
397
00:25:26,783 --> 00:25:30,253
Heavy Duty, Scarlett,
stick with me.
398
00:25:45,635 --> 00:25:47,170
Duke, bogey
at ten o'clock!
399
00:25:47,203 --> 00:25:48,672
It's Wild Weasel.
400
00:25:49,973 --> 00:25:51,875
Mayday, Mayday!
I'm hit!
401
00:25:54,210 --> 00:25:55,678
The great Storm Shadow...
402
00:25:55,812 --> 00:25:57,747
...has grown careless.
403
00:25:58,315 --> 00:26:00,784
Put that quantum-code card
back in Hawk's safe!
404
00:26:00,817 --> 00:26:02,252
And if I do not?
405
00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:05,856
I have been trained
by Snake Eyes.
406
00:26:07,124 --> 00:26:09,893
And I and the entire
Arashikage clan
407
00:26:09,927 --> 00:26:11,962
have been betrayed
by him.
408
00:26:13,831 --> 00:26:16,266
You are a child
in the way of the ninja,
409
00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:20,070
but if I must end your life,
then end it I shall.
410
00:26:20,104 --> 00:26:20,971
You can try.
411
00:26:21,005 --> 00:26:24,242
But I'm the master
of the Tatsu Ashi.
412
00:26:26,310 --> 00:26:27,678
The owner, yes.
413
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,313
The master?
Never!
414
00:26:44,395 --> 00:26:45,596
Listen, carefully!
415
00:26:45,630 --> 00:26:48,633
The only reason you live
is to pass this message
416
00:26:48,666 --> 00:26:49,834
to your sensei.
417
00:26:49,868 --> 00:26:54,238
Annihilation... soon...
at my hands...
418
00:26:54,272 --> 00:26:55,140
You wanna
say something
419
00:26:55,173 --> 00:26:57,275
to Snake Eyes?
You say it yourself.
420
00:26:57,309 --> 00:26:59,978
He heard what was said.
421
00:27:21,633 --> 00:27:24,569
He stole Hawk's
quantum-code card.
422
00:27:27,506 --> 00:27:29,342
Engine's out!
I'm going in!
423
00:27:29,374 --> 00:27:31,143
Say it again, Joe!
424
00:27:31,177 --> 00:27:32,911
It's music to my ears.
425
00:27:37,917 --> 00:27:39,385
Faked you out.
426
00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:40,919
Tag! You're hit!
427
00:27:49,061 --> 00:27:49,862
Mayday!
428
00:27:50,396 --> 00:27:52,165
Mayday...
429
00:27:52,298 --> 00:27:54,401
Mayday...
430
00:27:54,934 --> 00:27:56,869
Mayday...
431
00:27:56,936 --> 00:27:58,938
Mayday...
432
00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:12,519
Great save, Duke!
433
00:28:12,552 --> 00:28:14,387
Cobra reinforcements!
We're outnumbered!
434
00:28:14,855 --> 00:28:16,423
It's Wild Bill
and the Thunder Wings!
435
00:28:16,956 --> 00:28:18,525
Slip Stream's in the house!
436
00:28:18,558 --> 00:28:20,760
And Ace is here to
baby-sit these rookies!
437
00:28:20,794 --> 00:28:22,896
Wild Bill don't need
no baby-sitter.
438
00:28:22,963 --> 00:28:24,998
Just watch me powder
them bogeys!
439
00:28:28,301 --> 00:28:29,051
Ya-hoo!
440
00:28:29,336 --> 00:28:30,938
Next stop Vegas, boys!
441
00:28:31,171 --> 00:28:32,940
Wild Bill is on a roll!
442
00:29:04,072 --> 00:29:06,007
Them Night Adders
is splitting up.
443
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,842
Go get 'em, boys.
444
00:29:08,977 --> 00:29:12,314
I hear smoked snakes
is tasty this time of year.
445
00:29:14,983 --> 00:29:17,986
Time to subtract some Adders!
446
00:30:22,485 --> 00:30:25,388
Those Night Adders are here
to pick up Storm Shadow!
447
00:30:25,421 --> 00:30:26,923
You help Snake Eyes!
448
00:30:26,956 --> 00:30:28,624
I'll stop those jets!
449
00:31:02,626 --> 00:31:05,062
I know you, Snake Eyes.
450
00:31:05,096 --> 00:31:06,097
You have to save her.
451
00:31:06,163 --> 00:31:08,098
Even if it means
I escape.
452
00:31:47,673 --> 00:31:49,574
Whoa!
453
00:31:58,316 --> 00:32:00,719
Initiating retrieval procedure.
454
00:32:12,998 --> 00:32:13,899
It's over.
455
00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:15,234
Cobra's pulling out.
456
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:16,168
What do you say, Duke?
457
00:32:16,235 --> 00:32:18,170
Do we go after them?
458
00:32:18,204 --> 00:32:19,638
Negative, Wild Bill.
459
00:32:19,672 --> 00:32:22,007
We can't risk leaving
this base undefended.
460
00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:23,710
Copy that, Duke.
461
00:32:23,776 --> 00:32:26,712
Me and the boys'll
stay on patrol.
462
00:32:31,417 --> 00:32:32,418
Sensei!
463
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:33,686
Jinx!
464
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,154
Did you see what I did?
465
00:32:35,688 --> 00:32:38,724
I'm probably the greatest
ninja ever to...
466
00:32:38,758 --> 00:32:42,629
- to...
- Oh, Kamakura,
467
00:32:42,662 --> 00:32:44,664
you're still talking too much.
468
00:32:44,697 --> 00:32:47,667
Hey, Kamakura, Jinx,
wanna have some fun?
469
00:32:47,734 --> 00:32:50,904
I'm gonna see if this robot
has any tasty data to download.
470
00:32:50,938 --> 00:32:53,006
May... day...
471
00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:01,081
That's it, we'll have
to walk from here.
472
00:33:01,748 --> 00:33:03,116
I don't know about that.
473
00:33:03,216 --> 00:33:07,154
Hi-Tech designed this
with reconfigurable technology.
474
00:33:07,388 --> 00:33:10,390
You think we can rebuild this
vehicle into something else?
475
00:33:10,424 --> 00:33:12,826
Mmm, I think we'd
better have to.
476
00:33:13,661 --> 00:33:14,861
Listen...
477
00:33:17,231 --> 00:33:19,666
Something's following us,
bros, and...
478
00:33:19,767 --> 00:33:21,235
I don't think it's a parade.
479
00:33:22,136 --> 00:33:24,338
Let's just hope Hi-Tech
knew what he was doing.
480
00:33:25,272 --> 00:33:26,941
There's our answer, Duke.
481
00:33:26,974 --> 00:33:29,310
That Cobra attack was
launched from Antarctica.
482
00:33:29,343 --> 00:33:32,046
Right below the coordinates
where we lost our satellite.
483
00:33:32,079 --> 00:33:33,815
If that's Cobra's new base,
484
00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:35,783
then that's where they're
holding Hawk prisoner.
485
00:33:35,816 --> 00:33:38,252
We're bringing Hawk home.
486
00:34:06,047 --> 00:34:09,083
Hi-Tech, how come
a smart guy like you
487
00:34:09,117 --> 00:34:11,486
doesn't know the difference
between noise
488
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:12,821
and music?
489
00:34:12,854 --> 00:34:14,589
Driver picks the
station, dude.
490
00:34:19,294 --> 00:34:21,830
Whoever's eating up bandwidth
491
00:34:21,864 --> 00:34:24,299
with that racket is
better give it a rest!
492
00:34:26,468 --> 00:34:29,004
Much better.
493
00:34:29,405 --> 00:34:32,742
Deploy Articulated Rocket Pods
on my mark.
494
00:34:33,842 --> 00:34:35,177
Mark!
495
00:34:41,451 --> 00:34:43,285
Hey, roll up the window,
will you?
496
00:34:43,319 --> 00:34:44,954
No way! I'm boiling!
497
00:34:44,988 --> 00:34:46,622
Well, I'm freezing!
498
00:34:46,656 --> 00:34:49,092
Ice Sabre Three,
what's the holdup?
499
00:34:49,158 --> 00:34:52,195
Uh, just adjusting
cabin temperature.
500
00:34:52,295 --> 00:34:54,964
Rocket Pods are deployed.
501
00:34:55,598 --> 00:34:57,733
The Joes have found us!
502
00:34:57,867 --> 00:35:01,370
I advise we abandon
this facility now.
503
00:35:01,438 --> 00:35:02,906
Sit down!
504
00:35:02,939 --> 00:35:04,974
No one's going anywhere!
505
00:35:05,108 --> 00:35:08,378
This is Cobra Commander
to Mantis Sub Control.
506
00:35:08,445 --> 00:35:10,647
Send out the Snow Wolves.
507
00:35:10,714 --> 00:35:15,285
Now, this should be a real howl.
508
00:35:40,143 --> 00:35:41,612
Come on, Frostbite.
509
00:35:41,979 --> 00:35:43,714
My lungs are icing up here!
510
00:35:43,747 --> 00:35:45,182
Aw, keep your long johns on.
511
00:35:45,215 --> 00:35:47,384
A little fresh air
never hurt nobody.
512
00:35:48,085 --> 00:35:51,222
Duke! We're under attack!
New Cobra Troopers!
513
00:35:51,255 --> 00:35:52,724
Like animals!
514
00:35:52,824 --> 00:35:53,858
Hi-Tech!
Heavy Duty!
515
00:35:53,924 --> 00:35:55,927
You with Frostbite and Dusty,
516
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,929
keep those troopers off our six!
517
00:35:57,962 --> 00:35:59,063
Buy us ten minutes!
518
00:35:59,097 --> 00:36:01,665
Snake Eyes! Jinx!
We're going in!
519
00:36:13,778 --> 00:36:14,946
We gotta keep
those creeps on ice
520
00:36:15,247 --> 00:36:16,948
till Duke can bust
into Cobra's base!
521
00:36:17,415 --> 00:36:19,751
Then let's get down and dirty!
522
00:36:36,302 --> 00:36:38,303
There's got to be hundreds
of those things out there!
523
00:36:38,337 --> 00:36:41,540
And here I was
starting to feel left out.
524
00:36:47,179 --> 00:36:48,414
We do this fast
and clean, people.
525
00:36:48,947 --> 00:36:50,449
Ten minutes: in and out.
526
00:36:50,483 --> 00:36:51,984
Synchronize Gauntlets!
527
00:36:52,017 --> 00:36:53,018
Mark!
528
00:36:54,553 --> 00:36:56,055
Cobra's right on schedule.
529
00:37:00,193 --> 00:37:02,528
Snake Eyes, start the diversion!
530
00:37:25,619 --> 00:37:28,555
I'd call that diverting.
531
00:37:38,999 --> 00:37:40,300
I have prepared Hawk
532
00:37:40,334 --> 00:37:41,468
for his procedure.
533
00:37:42,102 --> 00:37:45,305
Like I do everything
else in this lab.
534
00:37:46,373 --> 00:37:49,376
Mindbender, the bioextractors
from the National Zoo!
535
00:37:49,410 --> 00:37:50,160
All of them!
536
00:37:50,611 --> 00:37:53,780
But... I've never put that much
venom into a single subject.
537
00:37:53,814 --> 00:37:57,251
He might become too powerful,
even for the Fangblade!
538
00:37:57,284 --> 00:37:58,752
I said all of them!
539
00:37:58,819 --> 00:37:59,987
Now!
540
00:38:00,821 --> 00:38:03,657
Let's try a little of this,
a little of that,
541
00:38:03,691 --> 00:38:04,492
uh, some of this...
542
00:38:05,893 --> 00:38:07,829
and all of this!
Ha-ha!
543
00:38:07,861 --> 00:38:10,030
Oh, I love science!
544
00:38:10,064 --> 00:38:13,668
Over Kill, open the cylinder!
Now, General Hawk,
545
00:38:13,701 --> 00:38:16,570
prepare for
maximum venomization!
546
00:38:17,772 --> 00:38:20,241
Drop it! Now!
Now! Now!
547
00:38:20,775 --> 00:38:22,443
Coil Crushers!
548
00:38:22,510 --> 00:38:25,279
Crush those Joes like
the insects they are!
549
00:38:29,817 --> 00:38:31,252
See what's possible
550
00:38:31,286 --> 00:38:33,988
when I venomize
ordinary civilians
551
00:38:34,022 --> 00:38:36,291
with a touch of
boa constrictor DNA?
552
00:38:36,457 --> 00:38:38,560
That's why you came after
the zoo animals?
553
00:38:38,593 --> 00:38:40,529
To take their DNA?!
554
00:38:40,561 --> 00:38:43,031
They weren't ordinary
animals, Duke.
555
00:38:43,065 --> 00:38:47,102
They were Alphas,
the best of the best.
556
00:38:47,402 --> 00:38:50,538
And when I venomize a
born leader like General Hawk
557
00:38:50,572 --> 00:38:53,575
with DNA from
all the alpha animals,
558
00:38:53,608 --> 00:38:58,079
Cobra will have the ultimate
leader for the ultimate army.
559
00:38:58,614 --> 00:38:59,481
Army?!
560
00:38:59,615 --> 00:39:01,950
You mean the civilians
you've kidnapped!
561
00:39:01,984 --> 00:39:04,653
Oh, they're merely
unimportant test subjects.
562
00:39:04,687 --> 00:39:07,189
To prove we can create
a venomized army
563
00:39:07,222 --> 00:39:08,857
wherever we need one.
564
00:39:08,891 --> 00:39:10,726
You're taking people
from their homes,
565
00:39:10,759 --> 00:39:12,661
parents from their children!
566
00:39:12,728 --> 00:39:14,195
You're a...
567
00:39:14,196 --> 00:39:15,564
...a monster!
568
00:39:15,631 --> 00:39:20,002
If it's a monster you want,
then a monster you will get!
569
00:39:32,515 --> 00:39:35,952
Over Kill, open the cylinder!
570
00:39:36,019 --> 00:39:37,420
Open the cylinder.
Open the cylinder.
571
00:39:37,487 --> 00:39:40,156
Open the cylinder.
Consider it done!
572
00:39:41,124 --> 00:39:43,693
For all the good
it'll do you...
573
00:39:47,297 --> 00:39:49,533
Mindbender,
nothing happened!
574
00:39:49,999 --> 00:39:51,702
I... I told you, I've
never attempted
575
00:39:51,734 --> 00:39:53,503
a transformation
like this.
576
00:39:53,537 --> 00:39:54,438
Mindbender never attempted,
577
00:39:54,470 --> 00:39:56,539
never attempted,
never attempted.
578
00:39:56,639 --> 00:39:58,975
As usual, Mindbender,
you put too much faith...
579
00:39:59,009 --> 00:40:00,477
too much faith,
too much faith,
580
00:40:00,511 --> 00:40:03,247
in organics... eh, eh,
eh, organics...
581
00:40:04,281 --> 00:40:08,352
...when what is needed
is a mechanical solution!
582
00:40:08,385 --> 00:40:12,356
Like my supercharged
magnetic induction fields!
583
00:40:12,422 --> 00:40:14,024
Induction!
584
00:40:17,761 --> 00:40:19,763
What's he doing to Hawk?
585
00:40:19,830 --> 00:40:23,701
Magnetic, magnet
induction fields. Ah, ah!
586
00:40:23,734 --> 00:40:25,469
Over Kill's gone mad!
587
00:40:25,502 --> 00:40:28,806
Oh, at least
he isn't boring.
588
00:40:50,661 --> 00:40:52,764
Now that's
more like it.
589
00:40:52,797 --> 00:40:55,300
Meet Cobra's newest general,
590
00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:57,235
Venomous Maximus!
591
00:41:04,175 --> 00:41:06,111
Hawk?!
Is that you?
592
00:41:06,144 --> 00:41:07,212
Duke?
593
00:41:07,245 --> 00:41:10,548
Help me!
Stop me before I...
594
00:41:10,582 --> 00:41:11,550
No!
595
00:41:18,657 --> 00:41:22,494
You are my general,
and I say...
596
00:41:22,528 --> 00:41:24,062
attack!
597
00:41:24,797 --> 00:41:26,832
I do not need your orders
598
00:41:26,866 --> 00:41:30,235
to lead my venomized forces
against G.I. Joe.
599
00:41:31,203 --> 00:41:32,871
Release the prisoners!
600
00:41:32,905 --> 00:41:36,675
It will make for a
more interesting game.
601
00:41:36,742 --> 00:41:38,611
Duke, what do we do?
602
00:41:38,644 --> 00:41:40,813
We fight for our lives.
603
00:41:41,648 --> 00:41:44,650
Kamakura!
Get out of there!
604
00:41:53,660 --> 00:41:56,162
Well done, General.
605
00:41:56,195 --> 00:41:58,398
Now bring victory to Cobra by...
606
00:41:58,431 --> 00:42:01,401
Victory is mine.
607
00:42:11,144 --> 00:42:13,012
Keep firing into the snow!
608
00:42:13,079 --> 00:42:15,748
We can lose these guys
in the steam cloud.
609
00:42:28,662 --> 00:42:30,664
Hey, guys!
That's ten minutes.
610
00:42:30,698 --> 00:42:32,333
Time to get our man Duke.
611
00:42:32,866 --> 00:42:36,203
And I was just
getting warmed up.
612
00:42:40,207 --> 00:42:41,975
You are weak, Duke.
613
00:42:42,009 --> 00:42:44,912
You have no chance against me.
614
00:42:44,945 --> 00:42:48,282
Just as your pathetic forces
will have no chance
615
00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:51,886
against my venomized troops.
616
00:42:51,919 --> 00:42:54,822
His venomized troops?!
617
00:42:54,922 --> 00:42:56,090
Hmm...
618
00:43:03,565 --> 00:43:05,934
Duke, Kamakura! Time's up.
619
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,435
Have you found Hawk?
620
00:43:07,468 --> 00:43:08,236
This is Duke.
621
00:43:08,269 --> 00:43:11,739
Cobra's mutated Hawk, venomized
him into some kind of monster!
622
00:43:11,773 --> 00:43:12,807
We're on our way!
623
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,143
Negative!
I say again, negative!
624
00:43:15,210 --> 00:43:16,177
It's too dangerous.
625
00:43:16,211 --> 00:43:19,480
All personnel withdraw!
That's an order.
626
00:43:29,024 --> 00:43:30,425
Oh, how disappointing.
627
00:43:30,492 --> 00:43:31,826
We missed the floor show.
628
00:43:31,893 --> 00:43:36,498
I'll dispose of this one,
free of charge.
629
00:43:36,565 --> 00:43:38,500
This one is mine.
630
00:43:38,567 --> 00:43:40,535
No, no, no!
631
00:43:40,602 --> 00:43:42,004
Duke is mine,
632
00:43:42,037 --> 00:43:44,707
and l will deal with
him my way.
633
00:43:44,773 --> 00:43:48,611
Is that understood,
General?
634
00:43:48,677 --> 00:43:50,312
Very well.
635
00:43:50,346 --> 00:43:56,084
Understood... for now.
636
00:44:09,131 --> 00:44:11,701
Thanks for the fast evac,
Wild Bill.
637
00:44:11,734 --> 00:44:14,637
This operational command center
is a total write-off.
638
00:44:14,671 --> 00:44:17,607
Only thing we can do is chop
everything back to Joe H.Q.
639
00:44:17,674 --> 00:44:18,507
ASAP.
640
00:44:18,541 --> 00:44:19,809
Copy that, Scarlett.
641
00:44:19,843 --> 00:44:21,043
Wild Bill out.
642
00:44:39,630 --> 00:44:41,498
See anything
interesting?
643
00:44:41,565 --> 00:44:43,700
Maybe. I think that... Aah!
644
00:44:46,903 --> 00:44:50,107
You're using a
kung fu grip on me?!
645
00:44:52,175 --> 00:44:54,211
If you wanna keep
that arm, Doc,
646
00:44:54,244 --> 00:44:55,880
you've got some
questions to answer.
647
00:44:55,912 --> 00:44:57,414
Copy?
648
00:44:58,348 --> 00:44:59,283
Copy!
649
00:44:59,316 --> 00:45:01,819
Question number one:
What's a veterinarian from
650
00:45:01,852 --> 00:45:04,689
the National Zoo doing in an
abandoned army base?
651
00:45:04,755 --> 00:45:06,490
I bet whoever
tranqued my animals
652
00:45:06,524 --> 00:45:09,593
were the same ones
who trashed your secret base.
653
00:45:09,660 --> 00:45:12,730
I don't know anything
about a "secret base," Doc.
654
00:45:12,797 --> 00:45:14,398
Look, I don't give
a flying fish
655
00:45:14,432 --> 00:45:17,568
about the military or your
classified G.I. Joe unit.
656
00:45:17,602 --> 00:45:19,704
I did two tours
as a Navy SEAL
657
00:45:19,737 --> 00:45:21,472
and that was plenty.
658
00:45:22,740 --> 00:45:24,675
The only reason I'm here
is to find out
659
00:45:24,709 --> 00:45:27,612
why someone stole
DNA samples from my animals.
660
00:45:27,745 --> 00:45:28,913
DNA samples?!
661
00:45:28,947 --> 00:45:30,682
If you've been holding back
vital information about...
662
00:45:30,748 --> 00:45:33,684
Holding back?!
I'm here, aren't I?
663
00:45:41,193 --> 00:45:43,094
It's amazing you could
convert that wreck
664
00:45:43,128 --> 00:45:45,430
into this hover craft
so fast, Gung-Ho.
665
00:45:45,497 --> 00:45:47,432
Thanks to Hi-Tech's design
666
00:45:47,466 --> 00:45:50,068
and the proper motivation, eh?
667
00:45:52,304 --> 00:45:53,571
Hang on, Joes!
668
00:45:53,605 --> 00:45:55,207
We're hitting the water.
669
00:46:03,181 --> 00:46:04,750
They've stopped firing?!
670
00:46:04,783 --> 00:46:07,085
Yeah, like they're
afraid of water...
671
00:46:07,119 --> 00:46:09,254
Or something in it.
672
00:46:09,421 --> 00:46:10,422
Heads up!
673
00:46:10,456 --> 00:46:11,890
It's Flint and the launch team.
674
00:46:11,924 --> 00:46:13,192
Not the whole team.
675
00:46:13,225 --> 00:46:15,227
Tunnel Rat's missing.
676
00:46:17,496 --> 00:46:19,097
Ahoy, Flint!
677
00:46:19,098 --> 00:46:20,299
Ahoy, yourself.
678
00:46:20,333 --> 00:46:22,935
You swabbies got
a working radio?
679
00:46:23,135 --> 00:46:25,371
Sure do, but our satellite
hookups are spotty.
680
00:46:25,404 --> 00:46:26,506
I think we lost one.
681
00:46:26,539 --> 00:46:29,142
We lost more than
a satellite, bros.
682
00:46:29,175 --> 00:46:31,243
Cobra captured our
launch facility.
683
00:46:31,277 --> 00:46:32,979
But the weird thing is,
684
00:46:33,012 --> 00:46:35,581
they gave up following us
when we hit the water.
685
00:46:35,615 --> 00:46:38,117
Well, then at least we don't
have to worry about...
686
00:46:40,220 --> 00:46:41,788
Chief!
687
00:46:42,822 --> 00:46:44,490
Break out the re-breathers!
688
00:46:47,827 --> 00:46:49,662
Off the boat, Fish Face!
689
00:46:52,832 --> 00:46:54,267
Hey, don't touch those things.
690
00:46:54,301 --> 00:46:56,236
They're like electric eels.
691
00:46:59,139 --> 00:47:01,175
Shocking! Shocking!
692
00:47:01,241 --> 00:47:03,610
Gung-Ho, you're a genius!
693
00:47:03,677 --> 00:47:05,312
Get some metal between them
694
00:47:05,345 --> 00:47:07,781
and they'll
short-circuit each other!
695
00:47:07,848 --> 00:47:09,483
Gung-Ho, get the Chief!
696
00:47:09,516 --> 00:47:11,618
I'll get Wetsuit.
697
00:47:37,144 --> 00:47:38,179
Yo, Flint!
698
00:47:38,212 --> 00:47:41,849
We could use some of that
electrical wire out here!
699
00:47:42,083 --> 00:47:44,352
Hey, Polly! Wanna cracker?
700
00:47:44,452 --> 00:47:46,053
Cracker?!
701
00:47:49,824 --> 00:47:51,325
Cracker, cracker!
702
00:47:51,893 --> 00:47:52,761
Cracker.
703
00:47:52,794 --> 00:47:55,130
Come on, Polly.
You can do it.
704
00:47:56,198 --> 00:47:57,866
Ahh!
705
00:48:00,268 --> 00:48:02,971
Bird overboard!
Bird overboard!
706
00:48:03,371 --> 00:48:05,340
Okay, Shipwreck, your turn!
707
00:48:22,891 --> 00:48:24,894
Way to go, Polly.
708
00:48:25,761 --> 00:48:27,763
Polly's gone.
709
00:48:35,371 --> 00:48:37,840
Ooh! What is taking
so long, Mindbender?!
710
00:48:37,873 --> 00:48:40,943
I need more venom
to make more troopers!
711
00:48:40,976 --> 00:48:43,379
We lost too many BATs
in Antarctica.
712
00:48:43,412 --> 00:48:45,080
I need
more lab workers.
713
00:48:45,114 --> 00:48:48,567
Venomous Maximus, I order
you to assist Mindbender!
714
00:48:48,568 --> 00:48:49,885
Understood?
715
00:48:49,919 --> 00:48:52,589
I command my army.
716
00:48:52,621 --> 00:48:54,324
I "assist" no one.
717
00:48:54,357 --> 00:48:57,894
As of now, our fight
is with G.I. Joe,
718
00:48:57,927 --> 00:49:02,565
but remember, the Venom
Troops answer only to me.
719
00:49:03,266 --> 00:49:06,303
Don't you ever...
720
00:49:07,571 --> 00:49:10,473
After Cobra has dealt
with G.I. Joe,
721
00:49:10,540 --> 00:49:13,544
I will deal with you.
722
00:49:17,848 --> 00:49:19,549
He's too powerful.
723
00:49:19,583 --> 00:49:21,251
I warned you
this would happen.
724
00:49:21,285 --> 00:49:22,385
Quiet!
725
00:49:22,419 --> 00:49:25,822
We'll use your monstrosity
to destroy G.I. Joe,
726
00:49:25,856 --> 00:49:29,626
and then Venomous Maximus
will face my wrath.
727
00:49:31,628 --> 00:49:34,264
Too powerful...
too powerful.
728
00:49:34,331 --> 00:49:35,933
I heard everything, General,
729
00:49:35,966 --> 00:49:39,136
and I know this
organization will benefit
730
00:49:39,170 --> 00:49:41,572
from a change of command.
731
00:49:59,690 --> 00:50:01,292
There's no base out here.
732
00:50:01,359 --> 00:50:03,027
Link, I said it was a...
733
00:50:03,061 --> 00:50:04,529
"secret base".
734
00:50:20,378 --> 00:50:22,347
That's everything
we have, Link.
735
00:50:22,380 --> 00:50:23,982
What's your
professional opinion?
736
00:50:24,016 --> 00:50:26,151
I don't know how
it's possible,
737
00:50:26,185 --> 00:50:28,120
but those enemy soldiers...
738
00:50:28,153 --> 00:50:31,423
I believe they're humans
enhanced with animal DNA.
739
00:50:31,456 --> 00:50:34,226
In this case,
from what's on the tape,
740
00:50:34,259 --> 00:50:36,362
I'd say Arctic wolf.
741
00:50:36,394 --> 00:50:37,830
Can you reverse the process?
742
00:50:37,862 --> 00:50:39,364
Technically, yes,
743
00:50:39,398 --> 00:50:41,333
but I doubt those things
will stand in line
744
00:50:41,366 --> 00:50:42,901
for a shot of the antidote.
745
00:50:42,935 --> 00:50:45,303
Hey, Doc, you invent the cure,
746
00:50:45,337 --> 00:50:47,839
I'll invent
the delivery system.
747
00:50:49,742 --> 00:50:52,277
There is no door.
748
00:50:55,681 --> 00:50:57,416
Good move, Kamakura!
749
00:51:05,324 --> 00:51:07,059
They've taken Hawk...
750
00:51:07,093 --> 00:51:09,762
and everything else.
751
00:51:13,266 --> 00:51:16,903
This is Duke, calling
any G.I. Joe station!
752
00:51:16,936 --> 00:51:18,671
Any station, come back.
753
00:51:18,738 --> 00:51:20,740
Duke! You're alive!
754
00:51:20,773 --> 00:51:24,411
Calling all G.I. Joes!
755
00:51:24,444 --> 00:51:29,416
Oh, it's time to tune
to the Cobra Channel.
756
00:51:29,449 --> 00:51:30,984
Oh, hello.
757
00:51:31,017 --> 00:51:33,019
Today, for your
viewing pleasure,
758
00:51:33,053 --> 00:51:36,089
we present the first
and last episode
759
00:51:36,122 --> 00:51:39,626
of a brand-new
reality show I call
760
00:51:39,693 --> 00:51:41,494
...No Survivors!
761
00:51:41,528 --> 00:51:42,462
Run!
762
00:51:43,530 --> 00:51:45,598
And like all good shows,
763
00:51:45,632 --> 00:51:48,001
it ends with a bang.
764
00:51:50,070 --> 00:51:51,605
Over there!
765
00:51:59,913 --> 00:52:01,381
That one!
766
00:52:09,490 --> 00:52:11,492
Kamakura!
767
00:52:17,998 --> 00:52:19,800
No use! I'm stuck!
768
00:52:20,135 --> 00:52:21,135
Leave me.
769
00:52:21,168 --> 00:52:22,403
You still have a chance.
770
00:52:22,436 --> 00:52:24,739
This team stays together.
771
00:52:28,042 --> 00:52:29,577
Duke!
772
00:52:48,597 --> 00:52:51,166
I was supposed
to watch his back.
773
00:52:51,199 --> 00:52:52,735
You didn't let him down.
774
00:52:52,801 --> 00:52:54,503
I say again, this is Duke
775
00:52:54,536 --> 00:52:56,739
to any G.I. Joe station.
Come back!
776
00:52:56,771 --> 00:52:58,473
- Duke!
- So what's going on down there?
777
00:52:58,507 --> 00:53:01,209
You guys having
a party or something?
778
00:53:02,411 --> 00:53:03,912
We are now!
779
00:53:15,891 --> 00:53:17,726
Then another chunk
of concrete
780
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:19,829
knocked the pipe
off Kamakura,
781
00:53:19,862 --> 00:53:21,463
and we were able to get
to the Night Adder
782
00:53:21,497 --> 00:53:23,499
before the whole base caved in.
783
00:53:23,566 --> 00:53:26,135
'Course, Kamakura isn't
the only thing that needs
784
00:53:26,168 --> 00:53:27,303
to be patched up.
785
00:53:27,336 --> 00:53:28,838
I got a new gauntlet
for you.
786
00:53:28,904 --> 00:53:32,441
Good. Because this one
I'm giving back to Hawk.
787
00:53:32,575 --> 00:53:33,643
In person.
788
00:53:33,743 --> 00:53:35,211
Now, what's the latest?
789
00:53:35,344 --> 00:53:37,847
Flint and Shipwreck reported
in from South America.
790
00:53:38,114 --> 00:53:41,017
Cobra's overrun our
South American launch facility.
791
00:53:41,050 --> 00:53:43,186
So that's their second base.
792
00:53:43,453 --> 00:53:45,288
With our launcher,
Cobra can deliver
793
00:53:45,321 --> 00:53:47,357
their venom anywhere
in the world -
794
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:48,858
transform whole cities into
795
00:53:48,892 --> 00:53:50,760
mind-controlled
armies overnight!
796
00:53:50,794 --> 00:53:52,495
Even if I find
an antidote,
797
00:53:52,529 --> 00:53:53,730
there's no way
to make enough
798
00:53:53,763 --> 00:53:55,565
to save everyone
in the world.
799
00:53:55,599 --> 00:53:57,267
Which means it's up to us.
800
00:53:57,567 --> 00:54:00,571
We have to stop Cobra
once and for all.
801
00:54:00,603 --> 00:54:02,806
Before they use that launcher.
802
00:54:04,941 --> 00:54:10,280
You are cleared
for vector grid 000.
803
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,652
So, what you
bring me?
804
00:54:14,685 --> 00:54:16,386
Your present's in
the back seat,
805
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:18,722
wrapped up all nice and pretty,
806
00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:22,326
compliments of Flint 'n
Shipwreck and the boys.
807
00:54:24,628 --> 00:54:26,797
Brilliant genetic engineering,
808
00:54:26,830 --> 00:54:29,033
but there's one critical flaw.
809
00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:31,803
Looks like a simple
amino acid substitution
810
00:54:31,835 --> 00:54:34,104
will make it easy to
separate the animal DNA
811
00:54:34,138 --> 00:54:36,507
from the original human DNA.
812
00:54:36,540 --> 00:54:39,944
Odd that somebody would
make such a basic mistake.
813
00:54:39,977 --> 00:54:41,846
Hey, ask me if I'm surprised.
814
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,282
Dr. Mindburger
is a couple of circuits
815
00:54:44,315 --> 00:54:46,451
short of a motherboard,
if you know what I mean.
816
00:54:46,484 --> 00:54:47,618
Pow!
817
00:54:54,092 --> 00:54:56,828
Let's hope this does the trick.
818
00:55:07,071 --> 00:55:08,073
It worked!
819
00:55:08,140 --> 00:55:09,841
Leave the rest to me.
820
00:55:14,580 --> 00:55:15,814
Cobra Commander,
821
00:55:15,848 --> 00:55:18,117
the launch computers
have been reprogrammed
822
00:55:18,149 --> 00:55:19,651
for our venom payloads.
823
00:55:19,685 --> 00:55:21,653
We can launch within the hour.
824
00:55:21,687 --> 00:55:23,655
You landed
two hours ago.
825
00:55:23,689 --> 00:55:25,190
What kept you?
826
00:55:26,525 --> 00:55:28,327
We caught a spy -
827
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:32,665
a G.I. Joe code
named Tunnel Rat.
828
00:55:33,065 --> 00:55:34,533
He's been hiding
in the jungle
829
00:55:34,567 --> 00:55:36,302
trying to find out
what we want
830
00:55:36,335 --> 00:55:38,003
with this launcher.
831
00:55:38,037 --> 00:55:41,273
Then let's give the little
rodent a front-row seat
832
00:55:41,307 --> 00:55:43,643
for our very first launch.
833
00:55:45,377 --> 00:55:46,345
Listen up!
834
00:55:46,379 --> 00:55:48,180
Flint's gonna
bring us up to speed.
835
00:55:48,214 --> 00:55:49,349
We've scouted the Citadel,
836
00:55:49,381 --> 00:55:50,983
and this is where
Cobra Commander
837
00:55:51,017 --> 00:55:52,552
has set up his command post.
838
00:55:52,585 --> 00:55:55,021
So, we figure that's where
the big guys will be -
839
00:55:55,054 --> 00:55:56,422
including Hawk.
840
00:55:56,456 --> 00:55:57,824
This is the launcher.
841
00:55:57,857 --> 00:55:59,526
Cobra BATs have
already loaded it
842
00:55:59,559 --> 00:56:01,527
with venomization payloads.
843
00:56:01,594 --> 00:56:04,864
Snake Eyes, you and your team
will target the launcher.
844
00:56:04,898 --> 00:56:06,466
I know it'd be a lot easier
845
00:56:06,499 --> 00:56:08,535
if we could just
blow up the launcher,
846
00:56:08,568 --> 00:56:09,836
but we can't.
847
00:56:09,869 --> 00:56:11,838
That base is full
of innocent civilians
848
00:56:11,871 --> 00:56:13,840
that Cobra's venomized
into troops,
849
00:56:13,873 --> 00:56:16,243
and we can't risk
hurting any of them.
850
00:56:16,276 --> 00:56:19,312
So, our mission is first:
Shut down the launcher.
851
00:56:19,346 --> 00:56:22,783
Second: Get Link's antidote
to those venomized civilians.
852
00:56:22,816 --> 00:56:25,485
And third: Get Cobra
Commander by the shorts
853
00:56:25,519 --> 00:56:27,321
and give him a twist
he won't forget.
854
00:56:27,354 --> 00:56:28,922
Give him a twist!
855
00:56:28,956 --> 00:56:31,225
Okay, team, lock and load!
856
00:56:34,928 --> 00:56:37,431
Go... Joe!
857
00:56:37,731 --> 00:56:40,334
Stand by for primary
launch sequence
858
00:56:40,367 --> 00:56:44,004
in 11 minutes on my mark.
859
00:56:44,071 --> 00:56:46,740
"Launch sequence initiated."
860
00:56:48,642 --> 00:56:50,344
Somebody'd better tell me
that isn't...
861
00:56:50,377 --> 00:56:52,546
G.I. Joe!
862
00:57:02,056 --> 00:57:02,890
First wave.
863
00:57:02,924 --> 00:57:04,592
follow me!
864
00:57:43,966 --> 00:57:45,434
A rain forest?
865
00:57:45,467 --> 00:57:47,636
In Siberia?
866
00:57:48,003 --> 00:57:50,172
They have an antidote.
867
00:57:51,507 --> 00:57:55,077
And you call yourself a genius?!
868
00:57:55,778 --> 00:57:57,713
Storm Shadow,
we must make sure
869
00:57:57,746 --> 00:57:59,014
the payloads launch.
870
00:57:59,148 --> 00:58:01,717
Destro! How much time?
871
00:58:01,750 --> 00:58:03,619
Nine minutes.
872
00:58:10,559 --> 00:58:14,030
Hope you don't mind
we just let ourselves in.
873
00:58:30,881 --> 00:58:33,317
We need Venomous Maximus!
874
00:58:33,349 --> 00:58:34,617
Where is he?!
875
00:58:35,352 --> 00:58:37,453
Let G.I. Joe
and the old Cobra
876
00:58:37,487 --> 00:58:39,122
destroy each other.
877
00:58:39,155 --> 00:58:43,226
Then there will be
nothing to stop me...
878
00:58:43,260 --> 00:58:45,695
and to stop us.
879
00:58:45,763 --> 00:58:47,397
When I rule Cobra,
880
00:58:47,431 --> 00:58:50,400
you shall be rewarded.
881
00:58:54,472 --> 00:58:56,440
Poor, poor Mr. Rat.
882
00:58:56,874 --> 00:58:59,710
It hurts just to look.
883
00:59:01,178 --> 00:59:03,281
- Tighter!
- Tighter!
884
00:59:03,313 --> 00:59:05,582
Very funny, guys,
but let's see
885
00:59:05,616 --> 00:59:07,685
who's laughin' in the end.
886
00:59:12,490 --> 00:59:14,258
One G.I. Joe...
887
00:59:14,291 --> 00:59:16,160
against both of us?!
888
00:59:16,827 --> 00:59:17,828
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
889
00:59:38,683 --> 00:59:42,420
This time, nothing
can save you!
890
01:00:02,174 --> 01:00:02,924
Hey!
891
01:00:02,925 --> 01:00:06,078
This BAT makes a
darn good bat!
892
01:00:07,079 --> 01:00:08,614
Get away from that!
893
01:00:08,948 --> 01:00:10,649
Make me!
894
01:00:13,052 --> 01:00:14,286
Let's see
how you handle
895
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:17,957
asynchronous phase inversion,
you two-bit hacker!
896
01:00:20,259 --> 01:00:22,194
It's that the best
you can do?!
897
01:00:22,228 --> 01:00:24,931
Double asynchronous phase
inversion back at you,
898
01:00:24,964 --> 01:00:26,932
Mindloser!
899
01:00:28,300 --> 01:00:30,135
The antidote only worked
on the hybrids
900
01:00:30,169 --> 01:00:32,572
exposed to it at the
highest concentration.
901
01:00:32,639 --> 01:00:35,508
The rest we're gonna have
to cure one at a time.
902
01:00:35,541 --> 01:00:36,643
You heard the man!
903
01:00:36,676 --> 01:00:39,613
Make every shot...
paint ball count!
904
01:00:40,146 --> 01:00:42,349
Yo Joe!
905
01:00:51,991 --> 01:00:54,494
Now, where was I...?
906
01:00:59,099 --> 01:01:02,102
On the endangered species
list...
907
01:01:02,135 --> 01:01:06,273
where all organics
belong.
908
01:01:06,340 --> 01:01:07,608
Whatever that thing is,
909
01:01:07,641 --> 01:01:09,876
the bigger they are,
the harder they fall.
910
01:01:15,182 --> 01:01:16,617
Heavy Duty!
911
01:01:17,651 --> 01:01:19,253
Venomous Maximus!
912
01:01:19,319 --> 01:01:22,990
For the glory of Cobra -
we have to work together!
913
01:01:23,658 --> 01:01:25,226
I do not need you!
914
01:01:31,932 --> 01:01:35,203
I created you to serve me!
915
01:01:35,236 --> 01:01:37,738
To serve Cobra!
916
01:01:37,772 --> 01:01:40,174
You will be
the servant now.
917
01:01:40,208 --> 01:01:42,176
I shall command Cobra!
918
01:01:42,209 --> 01:01:46,781
No! I-I control
the Fangblade.
919
01:01:47,515 --> 01:01:50,685
And now I control you.
920
01:01:51,653 --> 01:01:54,355
Over Kill,
help Cobra Commander!
921
01:01:54,389 --> 01:01:55,890
That's close enough!
922
01:01:55,924 --> 01:01:57,526
Close enough...
You're right.
923
01:01:57,558 --> 01:01:59,661
It is, close enough!
924
01:02:00,495 --> 01:02:01,963
What are you doing?
925
01:02:01,996 --> 01:02:05,534
What I should have done
long ago: clean house!
926
01:02:06,601 --> 01:02:08,069
Clean house!
927
01:02:14,309 --> 01:02:17,445
Prepare the lab for
maximum venomization
928
01:02:17,479 --> 01:02:20,649
of all remaining
source material.
929
01:02:20,682 --> 01:02:22,918
Yes, yes, yes!
What about him?
930
01:02:22,951 --> 01:02:25,154
I will be at the
launch platform,
931
01:02:25,187 --> 01:02:27,089
cleaning up his mess.
932
01:02:52,715 --> 01:02:53,883
All right!
933
01:02:53,917 --> 01:02:56,753
Now I can scratch
where it itches!
934
01:03:29,586 --> 01:03:31,789
Incoming!
935
01:03:38,495 --> 01:03:40,764
Whoa!
936
01:03:56,714 --> 01:03:58,082
Iron filings?!
937
01:03:58,216 --> 01:03:59,817
How come they're
stuck on me?
938
01:03:59,850 --> 01:04:04,122
Ow! Hey, I'm some kind
of super-magnet!
939
01:04:04,155 --> 01:04:06,458
Ow!
940
01:04:19,771 --> 01:04:21,206
Hey, guys!
941
01:04:51,737 --> 01:04:55,007
Cuttin' edge woik, kid.
942
01:05:00,245 --> 01:05:03,549
Mama Rat always
said to recycle!
943
01:05:16,896 --> 01:05:18,331
Wot's dat?
944
01:05:18,364 --> 01:05:21,901
Nobody want to laugh
at "poor Mr. Rat" no more?
945
01:05:22,302 --> 01:05:23,436
"Clear the launch ramp!"
946
01:05:23,503 --> 01:05:24,771
"Clear the launch ramp!"
947
01:05:24,804 --> 01:05:26,540
We're too late!
948
01:05:26,572 --> 01:05:29,676
"Five... four... three..."
949
01:05:29,709 --> 01:05:32,012
"two... one... launch."
950
01:05:34,281 --> 01:05:35,281
The missile.
951
01:05:35,315 --> 01:05:36,950
It just stopped.
952
01:05:36,983 --> 01:05:40,053
This is G.I. Joe
Citadel Launch Control.
953
01:05:40,086 --> 01:05:41,622
This launch is scrubbed.
954
01:05:48,762 --> 01:05:51,699
Mindbelcher, haven't you ever
heard of an "off" switch?
955
01:05:51,731 --> 01:05:53,868
You simple-minded
techno-geek.
956
01:05:53,900 --> 01:05:55,903
The battle's not over.
957
01:05:55,936 --> 01:05:58,238
Venomous Maximus
has turned against you.
958
01:05:58,272 --> 01:06:00,774
The venomized armies
won't be under Cobra's control.
959
01:06:00,808 --> 01:06:04,045
At least under Cobra,
humanity would survive,
960
01:06:04,077 --> 01:06:06,513
but if those two creatures
conquer the world
961
01:06:06,547 --> 01:06:08,782
we're all doomed.
962
01:06:08,816 --> 01:06:11,185
Hi-Tech, you warn
the team on the platform
963
01:06:11,218 --> 01:06:13,087
that the payloads are still live!
964
01:06:13,220 --> 01:06:14,922
Heavy Duty,
watch Mindbender!
965
01:06:14,955 --> 01:06:16,924
Scarlett, you're with me!
966
01:06:30,538 --> 01:06:31,872
Worthless humans.
967
01:06:31,940 --> 01:06:33,508
You know nothing.
968
01:06:40,481 --> 01:06:44,086
Those are the last venom
troopers. Get 'em!
969
01:06:47,990 --> 01:06:49,157
All available personnel
970
01:06:49,190 --> 01:06:51,193
report at once
to the launch platform!
971
01:06:51,259 --> 01:06:53,161
The launcher is still active.
972
01:06:53,962 --> 01:06:55,831
You'll be all right now.
973
01:06:55,864 --> 01:06:59,100
I'll take you
to the medical tent.
974
01:06:59,468 --> 01:07:01,269
Okay Bendminder,
975
01:07:01,303 --> 01:07:04,072
you don't want Venomous and
Over Kill to run the world...
976
01:07:04,106 --> 01:07:06,108
and I want my general back.
977
01:07:06,141 --> 01:07:07,809
So what do you say
we figure out
978
01:07:07,843 --> 01:07:10,045
how to shut down
that launcher from here
979
01:07:10,078 --> 01:07:11,146
together?
980
01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:14,617
When you put it that way,
how can I refuse?
981
01:07:15,618 --> 01:07:16,986
Hold it right there!
982
01:07:17,019 --> 01:07:19,488
Nothing's getting
launched today.
983
01:07:25,728 --> 01:07:28,031
Guys...
you gotta help me.
984
01:07:28,063 --> 01:07:30,500
I'm a walking trash can.
985
01:07:30,566 --> 01:07:31,801
How did it happen?
986
01:07:31,834 --> 01:07:34,537
I got sucked into
a wind generator. Ow!
987
01:07:34,570 --> 01:07:36,305
It charged me like a magnet.
988
01:07:36,339 --> 01:07:37,840
No big deal, Dusty.
989
01:07:38,241 --> 01:07:39,275
Best way
to demagnetize anything
990
01:07:39,309 --> 01:07:41,344
is to reverse the polarity.
991
01:07:41,377 --> 01:07:42,712
Ow!
992
01:07:50,220 --> 01:07:51,354
Duke, Snake Eyes!
993
01:07:51,387 --> 01:07:54,291
Get Hawk to the center
of the first ring!
994
01:08:01,398 --> 01:08:02,800
Hey! What about me?!
995
01:08:02,832 --> 01:08:03,582
Ow!
996
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:05,568
Dusty, stay back!
997
01:08:05,602 --> 01:08:07,271
It's your magnetic field.
998
01:08:07,337 --> 01:08:08,639
We don't know
what it will do
999
01:08:08,672 --> 01:08:10,741
to the one in the launcher!
1000
01:08:12,076 --> 01:08:13,009
Ow!
1001
01:08:13,043 --> 01:08:14,311
Hurry it up, okay?
1002
01:08:14,511 --> 01:08:16,113
And now the world will see how
1003
01:08:16,146 --> 01:08:17,514
a true scientific genius...
1004
01:08:17,748 --> 01:08:18,882
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
1005
01:08:18,916 --> 01:08:20,851
It's on.
1006
01:08:31,295 --> 01:08:33,497
Uh, guys!
1007
01:08:33,564 --> 01:08:36,033
We gotcha!
1008
01:08:44,909 --> 01:08:49,280
That junk from Dusty -
it's blowing right through him.
1009
01:09:00,158 --> 01:09:02,427
What's wrong
with my uniform?
1010
01:09:02,460 --> 01:09:04,763
What happened?
I'm so clean!
1011
01:09:04,896 --> 01:09:07,165
I hate being clean.
1012
01:09:07,199 --> 01:09:10,035
Flint! We need the antidote.
All you've got.
1013
01:09:20,745 --> 01:09:23,882
Looks like we're
just ticking him off.
1014
01:09:25,484 --> 01:09:27,453
That's all we have, Duke.
1015
01:09:27,486 --> 01:09:29,188
Is it enough?
1016
01:09:29,221 --> 01:09:32,057
Hawk, you have
to help us now.
1017
01:09:32,124 --> 01:09:33,125
Fight it!
1018
01:09:33,259 --> 01:09:35,194
Any way you can.
1019
01:09:43,736 --> 01:09:45,437
I know you're inside.
1020
01:09:45,471 --> 01:09:47,773
We need you, Hawk.
1021
01:09:48,041 --> 01:09:49,409
Duke.
1022
01:09:49,441 --> 01:09:52,011
That's it, Hawk.
You can do it.
1023
01:09:52,045 --> 01:09:54,781
I do not need you
to tell me that.
1024
01:09:55,982 --> 01:09:59,852
All my enemies lined up
on the launch ramp?!
1025
01:09:59,886 --> 01:10:03,089
So, if I just
press one button,
1026
01:10:03,123 --> 01:10:06,026
I can create my first
venomized army
1027
01:10:06,059 --> 01:10:09,729
and rid myself of Duke
and Venomous Maximus,
1028
01:10:09,763 --> 01:10:11,464
all at once.
1029
01:10:11,498 --> 01:10:13,200
I win!
1030
01:10:40,961 --> 01:10:44,665
Hawk! Hawk,
are you all right?
1031
01:10:51,372 --> 01:10:53,007
You're back.
1032
01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:55,142
Thanks to my friends.
1033
01:10:56,177 --> 01:10:57,612
Uh-oh.
1034
01:10:57,712 --> 01:11:02,683
What happened to
the holding headquarters?
1035
01:11:03,518 --> 01:11:06,954
Ah! It's launching
the missiles backwards!
1036
01:11:06,988 --> 01:11:08,923
What happened?!
1037
01:11:08,990 --> 01:11:11,826
- We reversed the polarity.
- We reversed the polarity.
1038
01:11:15,029 --> 01:11:18,400
It's just gonna keep launching
those things, isn't it?
1039
01:11:19,734 --> 01:11:20,968
Talk to Brainbender.
1040
01:11:21,002 --> 01:11:22,537
He's your Employee
of the Month.
1041
01:11:22,604 --> 01:11:25,106
No "off" switch!
Loser.
1042
01:11:25,507 --> 01:11:29,344
♪ But you won't know my name ♪
1043
01:11:29,411 --> 01:11:32,447
♪ While you're sleeping,
midnight dreaming ♪
1044
01:11:32,514 --> 01:11:34,783
♪ Waking up to a new day ♪
1045
01:11:35,083 --> 01:11:40,889
♪ I will never leave you
to fend for yourself ♪
1046
01:11:40,956 --> 01:11:44,693
♪ Trust me to stand behind you ♪
1047
01:11:44,727 --> 01:11:49,064
No, no, no! The organics
are destroying everything!
1048
01:11:49,264 --> 01:11:52,935
They no longer deserve
to rule this world!
1049
01:11:52,968 --> 01:11:55,637
♪ I will lead you,
you will lead me ♪
1050
01:11:55,704 --> 01:11:59,375
♪ Lead each other to victory ♪
1051
01:11:59,809 --> 01:12:04,013
♪ Courage will last
in the face of the enemy ♪
1052
01:12:08,384 --> 01:12:10,653
That's the last planeload
of civilians.
1053
01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:13,890
Gonna be a lot of happy kids
getting their parents back today.
1054
01:12:15,024 --> 01:12:16,225
Mission accomplished.
1055
01:12:20,496 --> 01:12:21,698
Ooh...
1056
01:12:21,731 --> 01:12:23,199
Looking sharp.
1057
01:12:23,232 --> 01:12:25,168
Felt good being
back in action.
1058
01:12:25,201 --> 01:12:28,405
Wouldn't mind a chance
to help out and do it again.
1059
01:12:28,438 --> 01:12:30,173
Welcome aboard,
Dr. Talbot.
1060
01:12:33,710 --> 01:12:35,412
See? I told ya so.
1061
01:12:35,478 --> 01:12:37,080
When we get back to HQ,
1062
01:12:37,114 --> 01:12:39,082
I'll fit you for
your own Gauntlet.
1063
01:12:39,115 --> 01:12:41,018
Speaking of Gauntlets...
1064
01:12:41,050 --> 01:12:43,787
You keep that one.
You earned it, Duke.
1065
01:12:52,763 --> 01:12:56,000
Guess there'll be no living
with him now, right, Snake Eyes?
1066
01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:57,568
Snake Eyes?
1067
01:12:59,770 --> 01:13:06,043
♪ I'll stand right by you,
I'm your glory unseen ♪
1068
01:13:06,077 --> 01:13:09,079
♪ Glory unseen. ♪
1069
01:13:30,468 --> 01:13:32,136
Keep walking!
1070
01:13:34,605 --> 01:13:36,041
Justice is served.
1071
01:13:36,107 --> 01:13:37,241
I, uh, um...
1072
01:13:37,309 --> 01:13:40,512
Well, let's not be
too hasty eh, Joes?
1073
01:13:41,446 --> 01:13:44,249
Would a substantial bribe
be out of the question?
1074
01:13:44,282 --> 01:13:45,850
Yes!
1075
01:13:50,488 --> 01:13:53,525
Yo Joe!
1076
01:14:22,788 --> 01:14:28,294
♪ I will save you,
but you won't know my name ♪
1077
01:14:28,427 --> 01:14:31,664
♪ While you're sleeping,
midnight dreaming ♪
1078
01:14:31,764 --> 01:14:33,866
♪ Waking up to a new day ♪
1079
01:14:33,933 --> 01:14:40,206
♪ I'll be your hero,
no matter who you are ♪
1080
01:14:40,273 --> 01:14:43,209
♪ Now my honor never falter ♪
1081
01:14:43,276 --> 01:14:45,878
♪ Protect freedom for us all ♪
1082
01:14:45,946 --> 01:14:51,318
♪ I will never leave you
to fend for yourself ♪
1083
01:14:51,818 --> 01:14:54,888
♪ Trust me to stand behind you ♪
1084
01:14:54,955 --> 01:14:59,559
♪ I'm your glory unseen ♪
1085
01:15:00,427 --> 01:15:02,496
♪ Yeah ♪
1086
01:15:03,530 --> 01:15:09,303
♪ I will know you
and I will be your friend ♪
1087
01:15:09,369 --> 01:15:12,573
♪ Loyalty protects us ♪
1088
01:15:12,606 --> 01:15:15,109
♪ It's a bond
that'll never end ♪
1089
01:15:15,209 --> 01:15:17,945
♪ I will lead you,
you will lead me ♪
1090
01:15:18,011 --> 01:15:20,848
♪ Lead each other to victory ♪
1091
01:15:20,948 --> 01:15:24,184
♪ We are steadfast,
courage will last ♪
1092
01:15:24,218 --> 01:15:26,620
♪ In the face of the enemy ♪
1093
01:15:26,687 --> 01:15:32,026
♪ I will never leave you
to fend for yourself ♪
1094
01:15:32,659 --> 01:15:35,730
♪ Trust me to stand behind you ♪
1095
01:15:35,796 --> 01:15:38,399
♪ I'm your glory unseen ♪
1096
01:15:38,466 --> 01:15:41,669
♪ I could never betray you ♪
1097
01:15:41,736 --> 01:15:44,305
♪ You fall, but I save you ♪
1098
01:15:44,505 --> 01:15:47,341
♪ I'll stand right by you ♪
1099
01:15:47,408 --> 01:15:50,145
♪ I'm your glory unseen ♪
1100
01:16:13,968 --> 01:16:16,638
♪ Strength now failing ♪
1101
01:16:16,705 --> 01:16:19,708
♪ Skies grow darker ♪
1102
01:16:19,775 --> 01:16:22,478
♪ Armor holding ♪
1103
01:16:22,778 --> 01:16:25,547
♪ We're surrounded ♪
1104
01:16:25,647 --> 01:16:28,517
♪ Constant with me ♪
1105
01:16:28,617 --> 01:16:31,420
♪ We won't cower ♪
1106
01:16:31,487 --> 01:16:34,190
♪ Battle's closer ♪
1107
01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:38,160
♪ We can win this ♪
1108
01:16:39,295 --> 01:16:44,800
♪ I will never leave you
to fend for yourself ♪
1109
01:16:45,334 --> 01:16:48,337
♪ Trust me to stand behind you ♪
1110
01:16:48,537 --> 01:16:51,140
♪ I'm your glory unseen ♪
1111
01:16:51,207 --> 01:16:54,210
♪ I could never betray you ♪
1112
01:16:54,277 --> 01:16:57,213
♪ You fall, but I save you ♪
1113
01:16:57,280 --> 01:17:00,016
♪ I'll stand right by you ♪
1114
01:17:00,082 --> 01:17:02,719
♪ I'm your glory unseen ♪
1115
01:17:02,752 --> 01:17:08,424
♪ I will never leave you
to fend for yourself ♪
1116
01:17:08,491 --> 01:17:10,860
♪ Trust me to stand behind you ♪
1117
01:17:11,895 --> 01:17:14,064
♪ I'm your glory unseen. ♪
1118
01:17:18,034 --> 01:17:20,037
Yo Joe!
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