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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,078 --> 00:00:04,033 12, 13, 14... 2 00:00:04,152 --> 00:00:05,141 - Lair. - Ooh. 3 00:00:05,171 --> 00:00:06,246 Wow. 4 00:00:06,277 --> 00:00:07,786 Ho, ho! Whoo! 5 00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:09,663 - Big man. - D&D, baby! 6 00:00:09,685 --> 00:00:11,032 - Unleashing the dragon. Whoo. - I'm gonna go get, uh... 7 00:00:11,057 --> 00:00:12,386 - I'm gonna go get more. - Whoo. 8 00:00:12,405 --> 00:00:14,819 Man, I had no idea Dungeons & Dragons was this intense. 9 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,261 No, no, no, man, this isn't that, 10 00:00:16,284 --> 00:00:19,085 this is... this is Drinking & Drag-ons. 11 00:00:19,109 --> 00:00:20,818 - Right. - Drag, get it? 12 00:00:20,844 --> 00:00:21,590 - Sorry. - Yeah. 13 00:00:21,602 --> 00:00:23,896 What you do is you... you roll the 1d20, 14 00:00:23,922 --> 00:00:26,174 you take a hit of the weed, and then you drink 15 00:00:26,180 --> 00:00:28,263 for however many seconds you rolled on the die. 16 00:00:28,287 --> 00:00:30,054 Yeah, no, I know, we've been playing for, like, three hours. 17 00:00:30,066 --> 00:00:31,186 - Here we go. - Guys, I thought... 18 00:00:31,211 --> 00:00:33,281 Oh! I like that! 19 00:00:33,311 --> 00:00:34,848 You think you can handle this one, 20 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:36,566 - Dungeon Mas-Ders? - Placing the thumb on the hole... 21 00:00:36,594 --> 00:00:37,658 You got this? 22 00:00:37,676 --> 00:00:41,124 Ooh, as the wizard casts a fireball onto the weed. 23 00:00:41,167 --> 00:00:42,139 And then... 24 00:00:42,157 --> 00:00:45,249 and sips from his frosty brewth. 25 00:00:45,297 --> 00:00:47,574 One, two, three! 26 00:00:47,619 --> 00:00:50,259 Ooh... 27 00:00:50,272 --> 00:00:51,803 Where's the s-smoke, dude? You even hit it? 28 00:00:51,815 --> 00:00:53,631 - I did, yeah. - Hit it hard. 29 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:54,555 Oh, my God. 30 00:00:54,573 --> 00:00:55,931 - Great job. Great. All right. - Thank you. 31 00:00:55,949 --> 00:00:57,469 My turn. Here we go. 32 00:00:57,527 --> 00:00:59,564 - Big roll, critical hit, baby! - Go, go, go, go, go, go... 33 00:00:59,615 --> 00:01:01,086 Rollin'! 34 00:01:01,173 --> 00:01:02,357 Ah, it skips me. 35 00:01:02,426 --> 00:01:03,841 Adam! 36 00:01:03,879 --> 00:01:05,639 - Adam! - Adam! 37 00:01:05,664 --> 00:01:06,884 Adam! 38 00:01:07,028 --> 00:01:08,561 What's he doing? 39 00:01:08,686 --> 00:01:10,115 Yo. 40 00:01:10,243 --> 00:01:12,895 Look at this breakfast burrito. 41 00:01:14,176 --> 00:01:17,772 Grandma flora claims it's her heightened sense of smell 42 00:01:17,791 --> 00:01:19,952 that helped her create what many call 43 00:01:19,969 --> 00:01:23,693 the best breakfast burrito in America. 44 00:01:23,712 --> 00:01:25,282 We gots to get it. 45 00:01:25,381 --> 00:01:27,959 Oh, I'd love to squirt some crystals hot sauce into that sucker. 46 00:01:28,091 --> 00:01:29,710 I want that in my mouth. 47 00:01:29,747 --> 00:01:32,232 Dude, it's only, like, 100 miles away. 48 00:01:32,270 --> 00:01:33,139 Ders, drive us. 49 00:01:33,158 --> 00:01:34,860 I can't, man, I've been drinking for 10 hours. 50 00:01:34,884 --> 00:01:35,560 Yeah? 51 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:37,313 Uh, we could just find somebody to drive us, though. 52 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:38,225 - Right? 100 miles? - Yeah. 53 00:01:38,243 --> 00:01:42,062 Who would drive us 100 miles to get a breakfast burrito on a Friday night? 54 00:01:42,656 --> 00:01:44,989 I came as soon as my shift ended. Where's... where's the fire? 55 00:01:45,004 --> 00:01:47,581 Not here, it's at a blind old lady's restaurant, 56 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,514 and if we don't get there soon, she's gonna burn alive. 57 00:01:49,565 --> 00:01:51,815 Okay. Buckle up, boys. 58 00:01:51,827 --> 00:01:53,503 ♪ Pop, pop, pop, go-go paparazzi ♪ 59 00:01:53,909 --> 00:01:55,486 Jillian, the tree! 60 00:01:55,647 --> 00:01:56,897 The curb! 61 00:01:57,004 --> 00:01:58,340 The car!! 62 00:01:58,662 --> 00:02:02,662 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for DEMAND by antibio 63 00:02:10,509 --> 00:02:12,054 - Yeah. - Okay, they are closed. 64 00:02:12,079 --> 00:02:13,504 - Want me check the hours on this? - What? 65 00:02:13,529 --> 00:02:16,052 Oh, that seems like a thing that you're supposed to do. 66 00:02:16,071 --> 00:02:18,330 - Aw, fudge. - I tried to yelp it, but I got no bars. 67 00:02:18,354 --> 00:02:19,821 'Cept for when I rap, obviously. 68 00:02:19,846 --> 00:02:21,271 - Obviously. - Check it out. 69 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:23,455 Grandma comes home at 6:00 a.m. 70 00:02:23,473 --> 00:02:25,016 Oh, that's only four hours. 71 00:02:25,046 --> 00:02:28,068 I say we drive home, hang for 20, chill, and then drive back? 72 00:02:28,087 --> 00:02:30,064 I mean, it's not too long to wait here, right? 73 00:02:30,103 --> 00:02:31,821 We could always eat some of Adam's Jack Link's. 74 00:02:31,839 --> 00:02:33,276 - Come on. Jerk me off, bro. - Oh, yeah. 75 00:02:33,294 --> 00:02:34,332 - Let's do it. - Mm, no. 76 00:02:34,357 --> 00:02:36,143 My Jack Link's? I don't think so. 77 00:02:36,165 --> 00:02:39,187 I have it rationed off to nine small-to-medium-sized meals per day. 78 00:02:39,214 --> 00:02:41,526 I'm trying to bulk up for the amateur strongman competition. 79 00:02:41,551 --> 00:02:42,530 - That's right. I knew that. - True. 80 00:02:42,550 --> 00:02:44,559 I already have a ton of the pure strength, just not a lot of the muscles. 81 00:02:44,578 --> 00:02:45,934 And also a lot of the pure strength. 82 00:02:45,946 --> 00:02:47,124 Those guys are very strong. 83 00:02:47,151 --> 00:02:49,507 You're really still chasing that dream, you fat chunk? 84 00:02:49,678 --> 00:02:50,616 Ders. 85 00:02:50,658 --> 00:02:52,405 Is that a challenge, Ders? 86 00:02:52,429 --> 00:02:55,351 No, that... don't take that as... I want nothing to... 87 00:02:55,374 --> 00:02:56,567 Challenge accepted. 88 00:02:57,931 --> 00:03:00,015 I'll show you how strong I am. 89 00:03:01,727 --> 00:03:02,752 Okay. 90 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:08,175 Yah! Pure power. 91 00:03:08,225 --> 00:03:09,946 Sure. 92 00:03:11,255 --> 00:03:12,407 - Oh... - Okay, all right. 93 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:13,320 Whoo! 94 00:03:13,338 --> 00:03:15,421 Adam, come on, you're hurting the beer, buddy. 95 00:03:15,444 --> 00:03:17,071 You've never done this before, have you? 96 00:03:17,085 --> 00:03:17,971 What does that mean? 97 00:03:17,996 --> 00:03:20,619 It means give me the keg, sit down, suck your thumb, 98 00:03:20,653 --> 00:03:21,859 and watch mama toss. 99 00:03:21,878 --> 00:03:23,147 Whoa! 100 00:03:23,207 --> 00:03:24,696 She's calling you out! 101 00:03:24,739 --> 00:03:26,629 - Who's calling you out? - Oh, check two. 102 00:03:27,053 --> 00:03:29,324 I used to dominate the caber toss 103 00:03:29,374 --> 00:03:31,284 at the annual Celtic Fest. 104 00:03:31,428 --> 00:03:33,369 Actually got a tattoo that says, 105 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:35,258 - "life is a caber-net." - No doubt. 106 00:03:35,270 --> 00:03:37,517 Well, Jillian, I don't mean to be a male chauffeur, 107 00:03:37,558 --> 00:03:40,022 but there is no way that you could throw farther than I. 108 00:03:40,073 --> 00:03:44,021 Because you are a girl, and girls are mentally and physically unsuperior. 109 00:03:44,046 --> 00:03:45,356 - Yeah, I don't care, Adam. - Good luck. 110 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,674 - You okay? - Good form. 111 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:50,930 Might've tweaked something, actually. 112 00:03:50,954 --> 00:03:52,373 - Whoa. - Oh. 113 00:03:59,808 --> 00:04:01,592 - Oh! - Whoa, truck! 114 00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:02,709 - Yes! - Oh. 115 00:04:02,722 --> 00:04:04,214 That's how you caber toss! 116 00:04:04,226 --> 00:04:05,058 - Uh-oh. Oh! - Oh, God. 117 00:04:05,072 --> 00:04:06,626 - Oh, hell, no. - No, no, no. 118 00:04:06,644 --> 00:04:08,049 - It's all right. - No, Der... 119 00:04:08,061 --> 00:04:10,065 It probably just wants to play. 120 00:04:11,955 --> 00:04:13,683 Oh, my God, what do we do? 121 00:04:13,748 --> 00:04:15,835 Ders, Ders, Ders! 122 00:04:15,852 --> 00:04:16,768 Oh, no, I'm not going! 123 00:04:16,862 --> 00:04:18,630 Go, Jillian, get him! Get him! 124 00:04:18,762 --> 00:04:20,421 Oh, God, oh, God. 125 00:04:20,546 --> 00:04:22,686 Oh, my God. 126 00:04:22,709 --> 00:04:25,172 I can't believe you just gave that dog my jerky! 127 00:04:25,210 --> 00:04:26,786 That dog was gonna kill my ass! 128 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:28,624 Very selfish of you, Ders! 129 00:04:28,630 --> 00:04:31,009 Whoa! 130 00:04:31,310 --> 00:04:32,385 Ow! 131 00:04:32,467 --> 00:04:34,432 - Ow! - Ow, ow! 132 00:04:37,163 --> 00:04:39,292 Come on. 133 00:04:39,468 --> 00:04:40,647 Don't move. 134 00:04:40,678 --> 00:04:42,682 Okay? If you don't move, he can't see you. 135 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,581 He's just like the T-Rex in Jurassic Park. 136 00:04:44,604 --> 00:04:45,729 Dogs are idiots. 137 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,257 Good thing this isn't a pig or a dolphin. 138 00:04:47,269 --> 00:04:48,476 - We'd be worm food. - Shh! 139 00:04:48,492 --> 00:04:49,633 Shut up! 140 00:04:53,059 --> 00:04:55,196 Okay, let's go find the restaurant. 141 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:55,946 Yes. 142 00:04:55,974 --> 00:04:58,227 How? Which way did we come from? 143 00:04:58,249 --> 00:04:59,954 - That's easy, we... - Oh, yeah, right over here. 144 00:05:00,073 --> 00:05:00,819 Over there. 145 00:05:01,362 --> 00:05:02,118 - No. - This way. 146 00:05:02,137 --> 00:05:03,706 Well, I might be turned around, huh? 147 00:05:11,249 --> 00:05:13,311 {pub}Oh, God. 148 00:05:13,336 --> 00:05:15,247 Okay, no signal, no maps, nothing. 149 00:05:15,283 --> 00:05:17,143 - What does that mean, we're stuck out here? - Shh, be quiet. 150 00:05:17,162 --> 00:05:19,733 Honestly, guys, if things get really, really bad, 151 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:22,775 I will not hesitate to eat one of you. Okay? 152 00:05:22,812 --> 00:05:24,796 But not your penises or your boobs 153 00:05:24,812 --> 00:05:26,181 because I respect you guys so much. 154 00:05:26,207 --> 00:05:27,254 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 155 00:05:27,273 --> 00:05:28,699 Thanks, man. That's too bad. I got a feast down here. 156 00:05:28,731 --> 00:05:30,533 Relax, you're not gonna have to eat anybody, all right? 157 00:05:30,558 --> 00:05:32,455 Guys, I was an Eagle Scout. 158 00:05:32,485 --> 00:05:33,956 I got this, okay? 159 00:05:33,990 --> 00:05:35,241 Two months... 160 00:05:35,379 --> 00:05:37,092 I trained with them before they kicked me out 161 00:05:37,123 --> 00:05:38,561 and I became a Beagle Scout, 162 00:05:38,591 --> 00:05:40,818 which is something I invented. - That sounds awesome, dude. 163 00:05:40,837 --> 00:05:42,790 It was just an excuse, so I could get in the city parade. 164 00:05:42,815 --> 00:05:45,004 It was cool, I had this neighbor kid who had some beagles, 165 00:05:45,016 --> 00:05:47,710 and we would pick up the hind legs and walk down the street and wave at people. 166 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:48,673 Oh, that would look funny. 167 00:05:48,703 --> 00:05:49,749 It was awesome. 168 00:05:49,851 --> 00:05:52,522 - It was cool, so... - Cool story, bro. 169 00:05:52,541 --> 00:05:53,947 Okay, all right, all right, all right. 170 00:05:54,022 --> 00:05:55,829 We cannot go up this hill, it's way too slick. 171 00:05:55,854 --> 00:05:57,505 We gotta climb that rock wall 172 00:05:57,529 --> 00:06:00,039 or hike who knows how far down that path. 173 00:06:00,061 --> 00:06:01,592 I'm thinking we should climb. 174 00:06:01,668 --> 00:06:04,448 Yeah, unfortunately, Ders is right. 175 00:06:04,503 --> 00:06:06,343 Hiking sounds like garbage right now. 176 00:06:06,362 --> 00:06:07,864 All these stupid-ass trees. 177 00:06:07,995 --> 00:06:09,646 I say someone should chop 'em all down, 178 00:06:09,677 --> 00:06:11,144 make an American eagle here. 179 00:06:11,175 --> 00:06:13,269 Oh, I love their new spring stuff. 180 00:06:13,294 --> 00:06:15,447 I'm trying to get my hand on some new carpenter pants. 181 00:06:15,611 --> 00:06:16,863 That would look nice on you, Adam. 182 00:06:16,885 --> 00:06:19,413 They're comfortable, you can put tools in 'em. 183 00:06:20,670 --> 00:06:21,295 Whoo! 184 00:06:21,313 --> 00:06:23,659 Okay, guys, you got this. And remember, Adam and I... 185 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:24,929 we're right here just in case. 186 00:06:24,941 --> 00:06:26,384 Yup, in case you fall to your death. 187 00:06:26,416 --> 00:06:27,601 - All right? - Let's do it. 188 00:06:27,642 --> 00:06:28,595 Whoo! 189 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:29,675 Yeah, you first. 190 00:06:29,708 --> 00:06:30,956 - Hurry up. - You got it. 191 00:06:30,975 --> 00:06:33,119 - All right, here we go. - Just get your toe in there. 192 00:06:33,161 --> 00:06:33,975 You got this. 193 00:06:33,993 --> 00:06:36,084 Yup, just grab there, put your foot there, nice. 194 00:06:36,108 --> 00:06:37,772 - Yeah, don't be afraid. - If I fall, I'm gonna be pissed. 195 00:06:37,871 --> 00:06:39,642 You'll be all right. We're right here. 196 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:42,234 - And I just grab there... - Look at him go. 197 00:06:42,265 --> 00:06:44,752 And a-one, and a-two, and a... 198 00:06:45,859 --> 00:06:47,315 - Wow. - Spider dudes. 199 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,843 I feel like I'm on top of the aggro crag! 200 00:06:49,864 --> 00:06:51,908 Come on, spill your guts! 201 00:06:51,971 --> 00:06:53,736 You guys were right, it's easy peasy. 202 00:06:53,748 --> 00:06:55,693 - Come on up. - Okay, yeah, sure. 203 00:06:55,699 --> 00:06:57,976 - All right. Whoo! Yeah! - So we're coming up. 204 00:06:58,482 --> 00:07:01,227 I can't... How did you... 205 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:03,040 - All right, be careful. - Ow! 206 00:07:03,327 --> 00:07:05,727 I'm gonna slip. I'm slipping! 207 00:07:05,745 --> 00:07:08,549 Hey, no. You got this. Come on. 208 00:07:08,884 --> 00:07:10,566 I'm coming down. Help me come down. 209 00:07:10,603 --> 00:07:12,274 - You don't want a boost? - No, please help me come down. 210 00:07:12,292 --> 00:07:14,737 - Okay. - Oh! Jeebus! 211 00:07:14,824 --> 00:07:16,693 All right. Whoo! 212 00:07:16,712 --> 00:07:19,729 Yeah, there must've been a tectonic shift in the rocks 213 00:07:19,754 --> 00:07:20,935 - after you guys... - Sure. 214 00:07:20,966 --> 00:07:22,709 - We're gonna hike around. - Yeah. 215 00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:25,625 And, uh, we'll come up, and we'll save you in a minute. 216 00:07:25,651 --> 00:07:27,932 - Okay. - Hur... hurry up! 217 00:07:27,963 --> 00:07:30,039 - Slow down, dude. - No. 218 00:07:30,089 --> 00:07:32,266 Blake and Jillian won't survive much longer. 219 00:07:32,317 --> 00:07:35,237 They both use roll-on deodorant. That stuff is like wild animal nip. 220 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:37,300 What about our survival, Ders, huh? 221 00:07:37,330 --> 00:07:40,095 I'm starving to death ever since you ripped the beef jerky out of my hands. 222 00:07:40,110 --> 00:07:41,758 - You gave it to me. - Yeah. 223 00:07:41,784 --> 00:07:43,646 And then you handed it to a dog 224 00:07:43,674 --> 00:07:45,703 when you should've handed it to my belly 225 00:07:45,722 --> 00:07:47,755 'cause dogs can't sniff through bellies. 226 00:07:47,803 --> 00:07:49,701 Dogs do not have belly sense, Ders! 227 00:07:49,724 --> 00:07:51,595 Idiot. Stupid woods! 228 00:07:51,647 --> 00:07:53,073 I'm gonna die in the stupid woods! 229 00:07:53,092 --> 00:07:54,692 - Not helping. - I hate the stupid woo... 230 00:07:54,776 --> 00:07:55,777 What was that? 231 00:07:55,881 --> 00:07:58,106 That was a car door in the stupid woods. 232 00:07:59,273 --> 00:08:00,845 - That's a military jeep! - Whoa. 233 00:08:00,870 --> 00:08:03,983 Oh, my God, it was probably abandoned here during the Golf War. 234 00:08:04,008 --> 00:08:06,082 No, definitely not. It's a Geo Tracker. 235 00:08:06,107 --> 00:08:07,010 My mom used to have one. 236 00:08:07,022 --> 00:08:08,697 Said she was gonna give it to me, but... 237 00:08:08,816 --> 00:08:09,596 Never happened. 238 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,710 Yeah, she probably drove it during the Golf War. 239 00:08:11,799 --> 00:08:13,351 Technically. 240 00:08:14,193 --> 00:08:15,906 Time to tee off. 241 00:08:16,294 --> 00:08:18,251 Get that? It's a Golf War reference. 242 00:08:18,321 --> 00:08:19,355 I understand it. 243 00:08:19,406 --> 00:08:20,880 Ahh... 244 00:08:20,948 --> 00:08:23,375 Crush! 245 00:08:23,639 --> 00:08:28,027 Another planet devoured by the mighty Galactus. 246 00:08:36,521 --> 00:08:37,852 This is nice. 247 00:08:38,003 --> 00:08:39,922 We never get alone time like this. 248 00:08:39,947 --> 00:08:41,035 I hear ya. 249 00:08:41,302 --> 00:08:44,220 I wish Ders and Adam were here too. 250 00:08:44,377 --> 00:08:49,434 So, um, like, are you scared that the dog is gonna come back? 251 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:52,906 Oh, pssh, no. Come on. That thing's probably long gone, 252 00:08:53,161 --> 00:08:54,785 looking for food or something. 253 00:08:54,817 --> 00:08:56,737 That's easy for you to say. 254 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:58,697 My parents were eaten by dogs. 255 00:08:58,729 --> 00:09:00,713 At least that's what my foster parents told me. 256 00:09:00,797 --> 00:09:04,103 Whoa, that's... that's heavy. I'm sorry. 257 00:09:04,117 --> 00:09:06,217 Oh, no, no, don't be. 258 00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:08,347 Apparently it happened way before I was born. 259 00:09:08,463 --> 00:09:09,276 Ah. 260 00:09:12,650 --> 00:09:15,545 Look, if you're still scared, I can go make you some camouflage. 261 00:09:15,868 --> 00:09:16,437 Really? 262 00:09:16,457 --> 00:09:18,518 Yeah, we'll get you to blend in. 263 00:09:18,747 --> 00:09:20,809 I mean, if you think that'll be... 264 00:09:20,846 --> 00:09:23,161 yah! 265 00:09:24,561 --> 00:09:26,377 Oh, classic! 266 00:09:26,439 --> 00:09:29,336 Okay, go ahead and rub that around. 267 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,641 I'm gonna go get some sticks and leaves. 268 00:09:31,921 --> 00:09:33,553 Okay. 269 00:09:36,562 --> 00:09:39,470 Oh, my God. Jillian. 270 00:09:40,853 --> 00:09:42,072 It's ditch weed. 271 00:09:42,141 --> 00:09:43,716 It's weed! 272 00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:49,180 Yes! Thank you, based God! Praise Allah! 273 00:09:50,817 --> 00:09:52,536 Yes! 274 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:56,941 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah. 275 00:09:57,501 --> 00:10:00,547 Oh, I just want it to smell all over me. 276 00:10:00,582 --> 00:10:02,364 All right. Oh, God. 277 00:10:02,433 --> 00:10:04,407 Here we go. I'm gonna go around and get it started. 278 00:10:04,431 --> 00:10:05,969 Wait... no, I was supposed to do that. 279 00:10:05,993 --> 00:10:07,283 Ow, let's go, Ders! 280 00:10:07,308 --> 00:10:09,301 Do I need to get back there and help push this bitch? 281 00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:10,439 That would be nice! 282 00:10:10,464 --> 00:10:12,908 Well, I'm a little busy steering the starship, buddy. 283 00:10:12,939 --> 00:10:14,417 All right, now we're cooking. 284 00:10:14,442 --> 00:10:15,947 - You got it? - Ders, get in! I got it! 285 00:10:15,978 --> 00:10:18,097 - Coming around, coming around. - I got it. Whoo! 286 00:10:18,138 --> 00:10:20,310 No thanks to you. A little help from you. 287 00:10:20,326 --> 00:10:21,271 - Good job. - Okay. All right, 288 00:10:21,296 --> 00:10:22,506 wait, turn the lights on; It's pretty dark. 289 00:10:22,568 --> 00:10:24,090 All right. Lights! 290 00:10:24,463 --> 00:10:25,932 Lights on! 291 00:10:26,176 --> 00:10:28,071 Man, this technology is dated, dude. 292 00:10:28,164 --> 00:10:29,725 Just use the lever right there on the side. 293 00:10:29,751 --> 00:10:31,551 Oh, okay, control, lights on. There it is! 294 00:10:31,606 --> 00:10:32,839 - Lights on! - Hit the brakes! 295 00:10:32,857 --> 00:10:33,936 I'm hitting them! I'm bailing! 296 00:10:33,955 --> 00:10:35,400 What? What? Adam! 297 00:10:35,457 --> 00:10:37,727 Aah! 298 00:10:40,022 --> 00:10:43,325 Oh, God. Yeah, that thing is scootin'. 299 00:10:43,735 --> 00:10:46,212 It's like the lovebug. 300 00:10:46,588 --> 00:10:49,090 Hey, when you said, "Hit the brakes..." 301 00:10:49,164 --> 00:10:51,468 Did you mean the left brakes or the right brakes? 302 00:10:52,703 --> 00:10:54,769 Whoo. It's been a long time since I've driven. 303 00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:07,313 {pub}Oh, hell, yeah, ditch... 304 00:11:08,187 --> 00:11:09,217 Weed. 305 00:11:09,314 --> 00:11:10,353 Ahh. 306 00:11:10,366 --> 00:11:12,652 Oh, uh, did you want to hit the pipe cone? 307 00:11:12,919 --> 00:11:15,510 Oh, no, I'm not a big pot person. 308 00:11:15,795 --> 00:11:19,123 But I feel like one time I saw someone 309 00:11:19,153 --> 00:11:20,790 blowing smoke into someone else's mouth. 310 00:11:20,821 --> 00:11:21,960 Is that a thing? 311 00:11:21,989 --> 00:11:23,543 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah? 312 00:11:23,562 --> 00:11:24,566 That's called shotgunning. 313 00:11:24,578 --> 00:11:26,634 You actually get way higher when you do that. 314 00:11:26,669 --> 00:11:27,906 Oh, cool. 315 00:11:28,129 --> 00:11:29,498 Would you want to try it? 316 00:11:29,595 --> 00:11:31,682 - With you? Yeah... yes. - Yeah. 317 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:33,077 Totally. 318 00:11:33,096 --> 00:11:34,663 - I mean, whatever, sure, yeah. - All right, yeah. 319 00:11:34,688 --> 00:11:36,856 - All right, come on, get close. - Okay. 320 00:11:42,073 --> 00:11:43,632 Now open your mouth. 321 00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:46,612 Blow my mind, Blakey. 322 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,355 - Mm... - Heck, yes! All right. 323 00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:52,536 All right, now, hold your breath as long as you can, okay? 324 00:11:52,554 --> 00:11:54,255 This stuff's kinda weak, so I'm just gonna just 325 00:11:54,302 --> 00:11:57,040 help that THC get into your brain, okay? 326 00:11:57,081 --> 00:11:59,506 - Mm... - Okay? Yeah! 327 00:11:59,929 --> 00:12:00,929 That's helping. 328 00:12:00,976 --> 00:12:04,687 Oh, yeah. You are gonna feel like a zombie after this. 329 00:12:04,771 --> 00:12:06,624 Yeah, yeah, yeah, just 60 more seconds. 330 00:12:06,636 --> 00:12:08,766 You feeling anything? Feeling anything? Yup! 331 00:12:08,814 --> 00:12:11,661 Mad hit, Jillian, you look zoned out! 332 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,516 Jillian. 333 00:12:13,710 --> 00:12:15,097 Uh-oh. 334 00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:17,314 Hello, this is a little forest elf. 335 00:12:17,327 --> 00:12:18,767 Wake up, Jillian. 336 00:12:18,787 --> 00:12:21,520 Come on. Come on. 337 00:12:21,929 --> 00:12:23,055 Come on, just through here. 338 00:12:23,073 --> 00:12:24,174 Blake and Jillian gotta be close. 339 00:12:24,199 --> 00:12:25,672 This sucks, dude! 340 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,113 - I know. - I'm starving to death. 341 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,694 Our car ran away. 342 00:12:28,746 --> 00:12:31,009 My body's withering away into a boy body 343 00:12:31,021 --> 00:12:32,950 when I should have a fully grown man body! 344 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,298 - Yeah. - Look for berries 345 00:12:34,317 --> 00:12:37,278 or any sort of... like, if we can find a rabbit, I would... 346 00:12:37,297 --> 00:12:38,909 I'm not looking for rabbits. 347 00:12:38,943 --> 00:12:42,688 Oh, look what I found. 348 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,574 Got him. Oh, I got him. 349 00:12:44,686 --> 00:12:47,131 Adam, what are you doing? 350 00:12:47,656 --> 00:12:49,251 Whatever it takes. 351 00:12:49,494 --> 00:12:51,083 Oh, come on! 352 00:12:51,127 --> 00:12:52,164 Jesus. 353 00:12:53,872 --> 00:12:56,881 Actually, not bad. 354 00:12:56,911 --> 00:12:59,438 Pretty good, kinda tastes like lobster with skin. 355 00:12:59,450 --> 00:13:01,358 That's good to know. Can we please vamonos? 356 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,818 Why didn't you tell me nature lizards were so delicious? 357 00:13:03,847 --> 00:13:05,005 - All right. - Mm. 358 00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:06,415 You're probably a little embarrassed 359 00:13:06,427 --> 00:13:08,733 that I'm more of a survival master than you are, huh? 360 00:13:08,798 --> 00:13:10,121 First lesson in nature, 361 00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:11,907 they're not called "nature lizards." 362 00:13:12,254 --> 00:13:13,302 Just "lizards." 363 00:13:13,337 --> 00:13:15,005 Well, they're not city lizards. 364 00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:15,672 No, they're not. 365 00:13:15,690 --> 00:13:17,738 I'm in the nature, and I found a lizard. 366 00:13:17,828 --> 00:13:22,105 Henceforth, therefore, it is a nature lizard. 367 00:13:22,153 --> 00:13:23,576 You're probably too scared to eat one. 368 00:13:23,634 --> 00:13:24,486 Not scared. 369 00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:26,039 By the way, if we call them "city lizards," 370 00:13:26,086 --> 00:13:27,130 they'd be Mondo Gecko. 371 00:13:27,148 --> 00:13:28,625 That's a whole different thing I'll get into later 372 00:13:28,637 --> 00:13:29,947 because I am a survival master. 373 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,515 - I'll find a... - There. 374 00:13:31,534 --> 00:13:32,840 - Here we go. See? - There's one. 375 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,321 Yeah. Eat it. 376 00:13:34,534 --> 00:13:35,759 Not scared. 377 00:13:37,379 --> 00:13:38,271 In my mouth. 378 00:13:38,289 --> 00:13:39,505 I didn't think you were gonna do that. 379 00:13:39,523 --> 00:13:41,000 They're not bad, right? 380 00:13:41,018 --> 00:13:43,939 At first they're a little gushy. It's like one of those gushers. 381 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,253 But they don't taste like berries or artificial flavors, 382 00:13:46,272 --> 00:13:47,547 they taste like... 383 00:13:47,581 --> 00:13:48,781 Nutrients. What's wrong? 384 00:13:50,136 --> 00:13:51,168 - You okay? - No. 385 00:13:51,193 --> 00:13:52,283 You gotta use your teeth, bud. 386 00:13:52,302 --> 00:13:53,597 - It's caught... - Use your teeth. 387 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:54,767 You've eaten food before. 388 00:13:54,782 --> 00:13:56,632 Oh, God! 389 00:13:56,651 --> 00:13:57,834 Oh, it's coming out your nose! 390 00:13:57,853 --> 00:13:59,218 - What? - The tail's out! 391 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:00,623 I got it! I got it! 392 00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:02,093 Oh, God! 393 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,122 - Get it! Get it! - No... ow... ow! 394 00:14:04,409 --> 00:14:06,059 Oh, my God, she's dead. 395 00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:07,485 I gotta dig a grave. 396 00:14:07,725 --> 00:14:09,176 Gotta dig a grave. 397 00:14:09,238 --> 00:14:10,314 Just dig a grave. 398 00:14:11,293 --> 00:14:13,549 - Oh, God. - Oh! Oh, Jillian! 399 00:14:13,574 --> 00:14:15,324 Hey! There you are, buddy. 400 00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:17,243 Did that go how it was supposed to go? 401 00:14:17,268 --> 00:14:18,398 - Yeah. - Yeah? 402 00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:20,796 Yeah, yeah, no, that's... that's... that's it. 403 00:14:20,843 --> 00:14:21,765 I got high. 404 00:14:21,784 --> 00:14:23,950 - You got so high! - Both: 405 00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:25,254 You... 406 00:14:25,279 --> 00:14:27,749 - Oh! - Hey, hey. 407 00:14:27,831 --> 00:14:30,506 It's okay. It's just a coyote. 408 00:14:30,587 --> 00:14:33,492 Really, really far away coyote. 409 00:14:33,534 --> 00:14:35,643 What if there are others, closer? 410 00:14:35,661 --> 00:14:37,732 They're wild animals, Blake. 411 00:14:38,288 --> 00:14:41,815 Jillian, we're wild animals too, all right? 412 00:14:41,926 --> 00:14:44,147 There is a wild animal inside of you. 413 00:14:44,268 --> 00:14:46,652 - You think? - Hell, yeah. You kidding me? 414 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,771 And you probably got something like just crazy, 415 00:14:49,795 --> 00:14:52,224 just a savage beast inside of you. 416 00:14:52,706 --> 00:14:53,938 What do you think it is? 417 00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:56,090 Oh, I-I don't know. 418 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,333 A lion? 419 00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:59,556 Oh, yeah! Totally! 420 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,538 - Yeah? - You are so a lion. 421 00:15:01,563 --> 00:15:03,203 Well, a lioness. 422 00:15:03,238 --> 00:15:04,463 - Yeah, 'cause of the... - I'm... 423 00:15:04,501 --> 00:15:05,461 Vagina thing. 424 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,900 - A lady. - Yeah. 425 00:15:07,025 --> 00:15:10,018 Come on, yeah. Let's hear it. Let's hear your lioness roar. 426 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:12,545 No, what? What if... what if the killer dog hears us? 427 00:15:12,647 --> 00:15:15,188 Well, then, that killer dog's gonna have to... 428 00:15:15,485 --> 00:15:17,605 have to fight Jillian the lioness! 429 00:15:17,631 --> 00:15:19,839 And, uh... and Blake the... 430 00:15:20,148 --> 00:15:21,178 Mastodon! 431 00:15:26,862 --> 00:15:27,863 Yeah! 432 00:15:27,878 --> 00:15:29,465 Oh, yeah! 433 00:15:29,483 --> 00:15:30,540 Yeah, that's... 434 00:15:30,558 --> 00:15:32,628 That's cool, Jillian, I never seen this side of you. 435 00:15:32,646 --> 00:15:35,654 You got a... You got a wild side, girl. 436 00:15:36,677 --> 00:15:37,583 Kinda like it. 437 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,938 - Yeah? - Yeah. 438 00:15:38,982 --> 00:15:40,793 So what makes you a mastodon? 439 00:15:40,825 --> 00:15:43,449 Is it 'cause of your big, giant trunk? 440 00:15:43,728 --> 00:15:46,803 No, I have to take a mastodon-sized crap. 441 00:15:48,652 --> 00:15:50,559 Hold down the fort, Lioness Jillian. 442 00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:52,027 - All right. - Whoa. 443 00:15:52,049 --> 00:15:53,670 - It's coming out already. - Oh. 444 00:15:55,993 --> 00:15:57,978 - What was that? - Oh, my God. 445 00:15:58,001 --> 00:15:59,120 It's the dog! 446 00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:01,134 I don't care, man, let it come for us. 447 00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:02,698 Come on, dude. 448 00:16:02,721 --> 00:16:04,054 Don't be such a baby. 449 00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:07,309 Just because mother nature whipped out her delicious mammary 450 00:16:07,338 --> 00:16:10,754 and sprayed nature lizard milk down my throat, 451 00:16:10,986 --> 00:16:12,816 and all she wants to do is murder you. 452 00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:14,183 You must feel bad about that. 453 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:14,904 No. 454 00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:16,636 We are men! We are doing this! 455 00:16:16,681 --> 00:16:18,251 We are men in the woods, and we're doing this! 456 00:16:18,263 --> 00:16:18,795 All right. 457 00:16:18,818 --> 00:16:20,023 Men in the woods, and we're doing this! 458 00:16:20,048 --> 00:16:21,587 We are men in the woods and we're doing this! 459 00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:23,652 Okay, ow. I think I hurt my ankle. 460 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,159 Hey! 461 00:16:29,032 --> 00:16:30,361 Guess what. 462 00:16:30,613 --> 00:16:33,128 I wasn't back there taking a mastodon dump. 463 00:16:33,866 --> 00:16:37,163 I was changing my animal to better match your lioness. 464 00:16:37,901 --> 00:16:39,327 I'm Blake... 465 00:16:39,406 --> 00:16:40,646 The dire wolf. 466 00:16:40,763 --> 00:16:42,551 Ooh, I like that. 467 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:45,778 Did you know that when the dude wolf 468 00:16:45,936 --> 00:16:48,289 engages in sex, 469 00:16:48,457 --> 00:16:51,298 his genitals swell up? 470 00:16:51,457 --> 00:16:52,914 - Oh, that's very coo... - I wasn't finished. 471 00:16:52,935 --> 00:16:53,769 Oh. 472 00:16:53,806 --> 00:16:56,473 His genitals swell up, and he... 473 00:16:56,623 --> 00:17:01,151 Hooks into the chick wolf, 474 00:17:01,456 --> 00:17:04,228 and she can't get away for up to 20 minutes. 475 00:17:04,752 --> 00:17:06,135 Pretty cool, huh? 476 00:17:06,572 --> 00:17:09,151 Well, yeah, but I'm a lioness. 477 00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:10,821 Oh, I know. 478 00:17:10,971 --> 00:17:13,582 But haven't you always wanted to see two different animals doing it? 479 00:17:13,611 --> 00:17:15,534 - Yes. - Me too. 480 00:17:16,253 --> 00:17:17,678 So what do you say? 481 00:17:19,702 --> 00:17:21,100 Permission to hug ya? 482 00:17:21,126 --> 00:17:24,487 Hook it up, Blake. 483 00:17:26,939 --> 00:17:28,821 I can't wait to tell the dudes about this. 484 00:17:28,855 --> 00:17:29,741 - Wait, what? - Huh? 485 00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:31,512 No. No, you can't tell them. 486 00:17:31,524 --> 00:17:32,603 - What? - You can't tell anybody. 487 00:17:32,630 --> 00:17:34,687 - No. - Wha... that's what you do. 488 00:17:34,849 --> 00:17:37,730 You nail the girl to the wall, you tell the buddies back home. 489 00:17:37,761 --> 00:17:40,022 Come on, you're the lioness, I'm the wolf! 490 00:17:40,224 --> 00:17:42,563 We're gonna rule the Telamericorp jungle! 491 00:17:42,606 --> 00:17:44,676 I'll let you eat my butt on top of the photocopier. 492 00:17:44,699 --> 00:17:46,941 N... wait... no, Blake, we have to think about this. 493 00:17:46,972 --> 00:17:48,921 Okay? Just... just... let's not rush. 494 00:17:48,946 --> 00:17:51,651 - What? Come on, wild animals they don't think! - We need to think... 495 00:17:51,687 --> 00:17:52,486 They just... 496 00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:54,446 Do each other! Now, come on! 497 00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:55,968 Life's short. Kiss hard. 498 00:17:55,998 --> 00:17:57,208 What does that even mean? 499 00:17:58,752 --> 00:18:00,021 - I'm gonna bite your ass! - Stop... 500 00:18:00,043 --> 00:18:01,454 No, wait... don't, please. 501 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,378 Bad wolf! 502 00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:03,622 No! No! 503 00:18:04,234 --> 00:18:05,922 Okay, Blake, I love you, 504 00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:08,191 but you're coming off a teensy bit rapey. 505 00:18:08,216 --> 00:18:09,539 - What are you talking about? - No! No! 506 00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:11,682 - Being men. - All right. 507 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,361 I could... I want some of that... that teat milk or whatever. 508 00:18:14,392 --> 00:18:16,212 - Whoo. - Get off of me, you wolf! 509 00:18:17,379 --> 00:18:18,641 It's got Jillian. 510 00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:20,048 - Find weapons... find a weapon. - Weapons? 511 00:18:20,073 --> 00:18:21,486 - Find a weapon. - What? 512 00:18:21,594 --> 00:18:22,388 Yup. 513 00:18:22,629 --> 00:18:24,689 You ready to quit being a pussy and start being that scout thing 514 00:18:24,707 --> 00:18:26,015 I think I remember you talking about? 515 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,243 Oh, come on. Oh, no, bad wolf! 516 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,279 You know this. 517 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,520 Get off of me, wolf! 518 00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:33,288 Oh! 519 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:34,681 Oh-ho-ho-ho... 520 00:18:34,705 --> 00:18:36,675 Stab it in the head! Right in the eye socket! 521 00:18:36,693 --> 00:18:38,030 - Blake, Jillian? - Guys? 522 00:18:38,055 --> 00:18:39,707 Was a dog here attacking you? What are you doing? 523 00:18:39,746 --> 00:18:41,624 Uh-oh, I can taste my brain in my nose. 524 00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:44,331 Jillian, are you okay? Did we save your life? 525 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:45,887 Yeah... what? Nobody hooked anyone. 526 00:18:45,899 --> 00:18:47,068 - We were just... I... - Shh! Shut up! 527 00:18:47,102 --> 00:18:49,030 What? 528 00:18:49,868 --> 00:18:51,244 I smell burritos. 529 00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:52,397 Follow the leader. 530 00:18:52,439 --> 00:18:54,043 That's me in this situation; I'm the leader. 531 00:18:54,055 --> 00:18:55,524 - Yeah. - I'm the leader in this situation. 532 00:18:55,542 --> 00:18:57,316 We're going this way. That was the wrong way. 533 00:18:57,335 --> 00:18:59,270 - The leader says go this way. - Go, Jillian! 534 00:19:05,486 --> 00:19:07,990 {pub}- Oh, there it is! - Oh, it's open! 535 00:19:08,015 --> 00:19:09,682 All right, I'm gonna go get my hot sauce from the car. 536 00:19:09,707 --> 00:19:10,887 My crystals. 537 00:19:10,893 --> 00:19:11,951 - Crystals. - You guys order for me. 538 00:19:11,963 --> 00:19:13,520 Yeah, I'll get you the pizza. 539 00:19:13,682 --> 00:19:14,767 I'm just joking. 540 00:19:14,782 --> 00:19:18,046 But what if I wasn't? You'd be like, "What're you talkin' 'bout, William?" 541 00:19:21,325 --> 00:19:23,912 Looks like I won't be needing you anymore, little guy. 542 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,077 Have a nice life. 543 00:19:27,186 --> 00:19:28,550 Wait, what's that? 544 00:19:28,648 --> 00:19:30,096 You miss your brothers? 545 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,158 Okay. 546 00:19:35,431 --> 00:19:37,611 Oh. Here we go. Crystal time. 547 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:39,851 Very cool. 548 00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:45,613 All right, I've had just about enough of this! 549 00:19:45,673 --> 00:19:47,455 So I'm gonna give you one chance to turn around! 550 00:19:47,473 --> 00:19:49,860 Right now! Walk away. 551 00:19:54,603 --> 00:19:55,654 Let's do this. 552 00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:57,238 Come on. 553 00:19:57,679 --> 00:19:59,711 Come on, you bitch! 554 00:20:01,509 --> 00:20:02,860 Mmm. 555 00:20:03,304 --> 00:20:05,621 - This isn't that good, is it? - Mm-mm. 556 00:20:05,677 --> 00:20:06,527 It's not good. 557 00:20:06,544 --> 00:20:07,669 You could drown it in the salsa, 558 00:20:07,694 --> 00:20:10,192 but the salsa tastes like there's a cup of dirt in it. 559 00:20:11,424 --> 00:20:12,682 Hey. 560 00:20:13,053 --> 00:20:14,950 So you're okay? 561 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,096 Yeah. I'm okay. 562 00:20:18,195 --> 00:20:19,609 Are... are you? 563 00:20:20,176 --> 00:20:21,807 Yeah, I'm okay. 564 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,265 Like, okay-okay. 565 00:20:24,512 --> 00:20:26,339 Definitely. Totally okay. 566 00:20:26,357 --> 00:20:27,658 - Yeah. - I'm okay too. 567 00:20:27,876 --> 00:20:30,899 In case you guys care, so... I was out there as well. 568 00:20:31,303 --> 00:20:34,419 Oh, hope you're enjoying your breakfast burritos. 569 00:20:34,856 --> 00:20:38,249 And if you could, por favor, keep eye out for Gus. 570 00:20:38,286 --> 00:20:39,818 Haven't seen him around. 571 00:20:39,836 --> 00:20:41,081 I haven't seen your buddy Gus either, 572 00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:43,215 but there is a chance that he was eaten by a wild dog 573 00:20:43,232 --> 00:20:44,632 that I just murdered in the parking lot. 574 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,323 - Ay. - I just murdered it. I got it. 575 00:20:46,353 --> 00:20:48,755 This... this dog? 576 00:20:52,429 --> 00:20:53,233 This one? 577 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,435 You killed my dog? 578 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,232 Hello? 579 00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:03,342 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for DEMAND by antibio 41308

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