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Okay, we can relax with pep.
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And then add a little Jeff garlic
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to curb the enthusiasm of the...
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Lawry's!
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Hello, sir!
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Yeah, how are you, dad?
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I'm just at the house
going over some business stuff.
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- You know, working overtime.
- Oh!
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Shipment has arrived!
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Karl took a salt pellet to the chest
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trying to get it too!
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Oh!
Ders, a little help, bud.
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Ye I...
This weekend?
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No, not ideal for me.
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You booked the ticket?
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Oh,.
We're gonna rip his head off.
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Well, break the face off
or something.
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Okay.
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No, that was just, um...
That was a TV.
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I'm watching some...
Mad Money,
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and you know how crazy
that guy can get.
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Hey, guys, we got a change of plans.
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Grab a sponge, man.
We gotta soap this bovine down.
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Yeah, come on, Ders.
Don't just stand there.
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We gotta jerk this beef, man.
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- Adam?
- Yeah.
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Look, guys,
my dad's visiting tomorrow.
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That's rad!
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Man!
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Whoo!
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Oh, yeah!
Very heavy!
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Aah!
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
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Oh!
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Whoo!
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Can I borrow one of your towels?
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You're already using my towel.
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All of your towels were my towels.
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Man, that is so cool that
your dad is coming this weekend.
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Can't wait to meet the guy.
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No, Blake, it's obviously not.
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and then he gets to see the unveiling
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of your beef jerky company.
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That's like "the proudest
dad ever" moment right there.
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Yeah, meat jerking beef boys.
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- That's what we're naming it.
- Yeah.
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Incorporated maybe.
We're not sure.
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I haven't been truthful with my dad
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about any aspect of my lifestyle.
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Who cares, man?
Everybody lies to their dad.
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My dad still sends me checks
for space camp.
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I haven't been in like...
I never went.
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Dude, my dad's expectations
are way higher, all right?
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I had to tell him that
I was a VP at Telamericorp.
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I told him I play
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in an all-white squash league
on Sundays,
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and that I own my own home,
which I don't, clearly.
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I wouldn't even worry about.
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I'm sure your dad has huge heart.
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Probably has big old...
Schlonger as well, huh?
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- Does he?
- Oh, yeah!
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- Dad dicks?
- Maybe.
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Oh, dad dicks are huge, man.
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And from all the stories
I've heard about your dad,
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forget it.
That's a monster.
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Totally.
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That's a monster
just trapped in denim.
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I still remember
the first dad dick I saw.
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- Uh-huh.
- I was seven years old.
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It was at a warriors game.
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We were at one of those
horse troughs.
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- Oh, God!
- And I'm like...
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With a stream of just power.
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Growling next to you.
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- Yeah.
- And that's the thing.
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Dad dicks in the late '80s,
early '90s,
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- they were bigger.
- Yep.
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I think there's something
shrinking dad dicks.
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That should be on 20/20.
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So what is your pops packing?
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- Okay, you wanna know?
- Yeah.
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I can't even remember...
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- He has a legit bat.
- Yeah.
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I'm not gonna lie.
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If I close my eyes,
I can see it right now.
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It's got the...
Goes a little...
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Oh, man, dad dicks, right?
Ooh, mama!
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Excuse me.
Excuse me.
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Hi. Um,
I'm Vanessa With McMillan Realty.
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We're holding an open house
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down the street on Sunday,
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and I would just absolutely loved
if you weren't
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drinking beers on the roof.
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Oh, right.
You got it, no problem.
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- Weed only!
- Yep.
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- Super blunt Sunday!
- Yep.
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Super bowl Sunday!
We'll just smoke bowls!
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Or maybe not be on the roof at all.
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Sound doable?
Thanks!
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- Did she just say open house?
- Yeah.
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Uh-oh.
Hey, I know that look.
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- I don't kn any of his looks.
- Excuse me, Banessa!
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- I'm sorry?
- It's Banessa, wasn't it?
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No, Va-nessa.
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No, I'm actually positive you
came up, you said, "Banessa."
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I thought it was a stupid me.
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But that's your name
and you should stick with it.
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Would like to make an offer
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to buy that house for the weekend.
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- Is that a thing?
- Oh
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we can talk when
I'm back in town Sunday
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for the open house.
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You'll see my sign.
It's says, "Va-nessa...
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With McMillan."
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'Kay, thanks again!
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- All right.
- Ohh.
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- Oh, I know that look.
- Yeah.
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I'm sorry, lady,
I don't wanna have sex with you
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unless you wanna have sex with me.
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- In that case, yes, I'll have sex with you.
- Game on.
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- Shh.
- Quiet. Shh.
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- It's locked.
- Shh. I got it.
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- What are you doing?
- Shh! Quiet.
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Dude!
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- Nope, that was...
- Yeah.
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Well, I don't know what to do
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just kidding.
Yeah, I do.
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- What are you doing?
- Shh. Quiet.
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- All right, well...
- Get it, just... okay.
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- Jesus.
- Shh. Quiet.
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Hola...
To the Casa de Ders.
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- Thank you.
- Get in there.
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- Hey, hey, hey.
- Hey.
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You sure this is a good idea, man?
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This place is nice.
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I don't wanna go to jail
for breaking that entering.
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Nobody's going to jail, dude.
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The use is staged, man.
It's a fake house, dude!
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Is this a good idea.
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If we get outta here
by Sunday, it's perfect.
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I mean, my dad's
here on business, right?
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So he's pressed for time.
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He'll come by the house, quick visit,
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then I'll take him to dinner,
back to the hotel,
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and he's back outta my life again.
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Yeah, all right.
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What do you say we Ders-sersify
this little peach pit?
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Yeah, this couch smells
nothing like you.
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You should rub your balls on it.
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Nah, I don't think I have to do that.
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Yeah, I'll start.
I'll start it off.
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All right.- Get this.
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I'll go in the bathroom.
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You know, I didn't masturbate
until I was 18 years old?
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I would just have sex
with items around my house.
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Or just, like, put my clothes
in the closet.
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You know, we don't need to hump.
We don't need to go... poop.
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Yeah.
Welcome home.
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- Whoo!
- It smells good in here.
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All right, dudes,
he's gonna be here soon
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and the living room's almost...
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What the are you wearing?
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Well, if you'd gone to see
Retaliation
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like you said you were going to,
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you would know that this
is my sergeant slaught outfit.
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And this is my very good friend
shipwreck.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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Uh, got that.
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Why are you wearing them right now?
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You talked yourself up so big.
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We didn't want you to be best friends
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with a couple of doo-doo heads.
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Mm-mm.
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Yeah, so which one
of these rooms is mine?
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Because I got this necklace
of yours I wanna hang up.
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I don't know
how to break this to you...
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What should I call your dad?
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Should I call him Mr. Holmvik
or Ders' dad?
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Or just Papi?
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He likes it
when you call him big Papi.
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Look, you guys are not
gonna meet my dad!
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Okay?
I'm sorry.
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It's just that I told him
I live alone.
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And I'll be perfectly honest.
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He doesn't even know that you exist.
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How does he not know
your best friends exist?
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Okay, that's him.
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Please go.
Just go. Please?
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- That doesn't make...
- Are you that ashamed of us?
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Yes! I'm ashamed of you.
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My dad is a big... dog,
and you guys are just pup...
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I am a wolf!
I am a big dog too!
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You're a porch puppy.
So are you.
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- That's racist.
- Okay, wow.
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- Dersy!
- Hey.
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Go!
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Oh. Good to see you, sir.
No, uh, rental?
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No jags, all malibus.
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- That's not a tough call.
- Right.
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I'm surprised you saw that
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with that mop of hair in your eyes.
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Right, well, I was, uh...
I was just gonna get...
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- Ooh.
- Get it cut.
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And it's so good to see you!
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It's just been so long.
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That a long hug.
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- This is your first house.
- Yeah, this is all mine.
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I bought it, I live here.
It's really mine.
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But, uh, we should get going
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'cause I got the chef's table
at McCormick & Schmick's,
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and, uh, you know...
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Orange roughy sounds
like hell right now.
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We're Holmviks.
We're going to Morton's.
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Yeah, I need a beer.
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Yeah, um, let me see what I got.
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- There might...
- Well, what's the deal here?
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You know, I'm never home
'cause I'm always at, uh...
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Business dinners,
you know, making deals.
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Just wheelin' and dealin'.
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So, uh, yeah,
this is the main hallway here.
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Kind of a gallery.
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Um, and in here is, uh...
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This is my hot yoga studio.
Yeah.
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Wait, wait minute.
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I know what's going on here.
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You're prepping this place to sell.
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No, I'm... yeah, I'm gonna
sell this place, dad.
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Now I gotta hit the John.
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Make some room for that porterhouse.
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- You should too.
- I'm all right.
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- Just do it.
- Okay.
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Whoo!
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Ooh. I say we leave is
as the cooling room.
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And then my room will be
a little jerk flavoring,
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jerking station without any jerking.
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I won't do that
if we hang the meat in there.
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That's a good call.
That's a good call, man.
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And I'm thinking we can use my room
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to house all the models
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for the meat jerking
beef boys girls calendar.
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Right? I say we sprinkle
some pepper over these babes,
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smother them in Teriyaki.
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It's like jerky, but jerky
that you wanna have sex with.
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Marinade 'em
and then masturbate to 'em.
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Sex jerky.
That'll sell.
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You're a freakin' genius, man.
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No, I know.
I know that.
250
00:08:51,491 --> 00:08:53,301
And that just proves my theory
251
00:08:53,326 --> 00:08:55,496
that Ders has been holding back
our super friendship
252
00:08:55,521 --> 00:08:56,371
this whole time.
253
00:08:56,397 --> 00:08:58,177
Let's hit this A.C.,
cool this bitch out.
254
00:08:58,217 --> 00:08:59,261
Good call.
255
00:08:59,285 --> 00:09:01,448
- Hit the fan, science guy.
- You got it, science bro.
256
00:09:01,522 --> 00:09:03,759
- Whoo! Plug this bitch in!
- You got it.
257
00:09:03,781 --> 00:09:06,593
All right, let's crank
some cow cuttin' tunes!
258
00:09:06,625 --> 00:09:08,469
I got you on that.
Here we go.
259
00:09:08,496 --> 00:09:09,723
Kick out the germs!
260
00:09:11,224 --> 00:09:12,267
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
261
00:09:12,433 --> 00:09:14,310
Nice.
262
00:09:14,477 --> 00:09:15,511
Yeah!
263
00:09:15,636 --> 00:09:17,413
Lopping off a piece.
264
00:09:17,538 --> 00:09:18,649
Agh!
265
00:09:18,815 --> 00:09:21,150
- Clean cut! Lean cut!
- Whoa!
266
00:09:21,275 --> 00:09:23,352
- Yeah, crank that bitch down.
- That's really hairy.
267
00:09:23,477 --> 00:09:25,183
That's okay, man.
Hair.
268
00:09:25,201 --> 00:09:26,734
It'll add some spice.
It'll add some seasoning.
269
00:09:26,747 --> 00:09:28,548
- All right.
- Gamy. A gamy taste.
270
00:09:28,616 --> 00:09:30,260
That's what our jerky's gonna be.
271
00:09:30,385 --> 00:09:33,062
It's gonna be a little gam...
272
00:09:33,187 --> 00:09:34,897
Okay.
273
00:09:35,022 --> 00:09:36,291
Well, n-n-now why did that happen?
274
00:09:36,457 --> 00:09:38,668
- Shoot.
- Probably it's just...
275
00:09:38,793 --> 00:09:40,212
Plugged up a little bit.
276
00:09:40,378 --> 00:09:42,089
Yeah, go for it.
277
00:09:42,255 --> 00:09:45,107
Whoa!
278
00:09:45,144 --> 00:09:46,355
One, two, three, four, five.
279
00:09:46,379 --> 00:09:47,930
- Yep, I'm all good to go.
- Okay, whew!
280
00:09:50,037 --> 00:09:52,433
Well, look who it is.
281
00:09:52,486 --> 00:09:54,404
If it isn't Judas priest...
282
00:09:54,604 --> 00:09:56,642
From the Bible, not the band.
'Cause that'd be cool.
283
00:09:56,686 --> 00:09:57,774
What are you guys doing here?
284
00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:59,849
Believe me, we don't like this
as much as you do.
285
00:09:59,876 --> 00:10:02,674
But we have a few questions
about our house.
286
00:10:02,716 --> 00:10:04,266
Our house...
Where we live, not you.
287
00:10:04,297 --> 00:10:06,454
Dersy! Dersy!
You're out of T.P.
288
00:10:06,487 --> 00:10:08,337
Luckily, I had a clean pinch.
289
00:10:08,364 --> 00:10:10,018
- Right, um...
- Whoa.
290
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,956
What up?
Hey!
291
00:10:11,992 --> 00:10:14,637
I'm Adam.
It's great to finally meet you.
292
00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:15,790
We live right over there.
293
00:10:15,814 --> 00:10:16,994
How's it going?
294
00:10:17,013 --> 00:10:18,713
It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
295
00:10:18,733 --> 00:10:20,449
- It's very nice to meet you.
- Thor.
296
00:10:20,543 --> 00:10:21,462
Thor Holmvik.
297
00:10:21,628 --> 00:10:24,129
Thor?
Your name is Thor?
298
00:10:24,181 --> 00:10:25,455
Ah! That is so...
299
00:10:25,485 --> 00:10:27,316
I didn't know white people
had cool names anymore.
300
00:10:27,329 --> 00:10:28,835
He has a God's name.
301
00:10:28,864 --> 00:10:31,360
Tell me you named your dick
"Thor's hammer."
302
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,610
- Nope, he doesn't.
- You have to at that point.
303
00:10:33,637 --> 00:10:35,080
You have to.
If you're named Thor?
304
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,567
You definitely hit 'em
with the hammer, baby.
305
00:10:37,602 --> 00:10:38,399
Rad.
306
00:10:38,424 --> 00:10:41,139
Okay, I think, uh, you guys
should get going, right?
307
00:10:41,188 --> 00:10:42,858
You need to go, probably?
308
00:10:43,024 --> 00:10:44,767
Actually, since our houses
have similar layouts,
309
00:10:44,892 --> 00:10:46,569
I was wondering if I could
ask you a question.
310
00:10:46,694 --> 00:10:47,903
Where's your fuse box?
311
00:10:48,028 --> 00:10:50,139
And also how do you de-blow a fuse?
312
00:10:50,264 --> 00:10:51,700
Is that a thing?
Do you de-blow it?
313
00:10:51,866 --> 00:10:53,327
It's probably in the hallway.
314
00:10:53,493 --> 00:10:55,344
Okay, so where would it...
315
00:10:55,469 --> 00:10:56,872
Where would it be in our house then?
316
00:10:57,038 --> 00:10:59,382
Could be behind that Van Halen poster
317
00:10:59,507 --> 00:11:02,211
above the glade plug-in
in your house.
318
00:11:02,377 --> 00:11:03,819
Okay, so your fuse
is in your hallway.
319
00:11:03,944 --> 00:11:06,298
We're talking about our house.
320
00:11:06,464 --> 00:11:07,549
Good luck with the fuse box.
321
00:11:07,570 --> 00:11:08,658
- Great to meet you.
- Hold on!
322
00:11:08,683 --> 00:11:10,253
We'd like to play
apples to apples with Thor!
323
00:11:10,281 --> 00:11:11,649
No! Just get out of here.
324
00:11:11,694 --> 00:11:13,804
It's a good thing you're moving.
325
00:11:13,954 --> 00:11:16,228
With those two bisexual tweekers
living across the street,
326
00:11:16,266 --> 00:11:18,894
might as well be living
in a goddamn condominium.
327
00:11:19,060 --> 00:11:20,236
Yeah, um...
328
00:11:20,361 --> 00:11:22,481
What makes you say they're bisexual?
329
00:11:28,469 --> 00:11:30,413
Does this happen often?
330
00:11:30,538 --> 00:11:32,699
Well, you know,
it's part of the charm.
331
00:11:32,865 --> 00:11:33,616
It's mom's old 'Vo.
332
00:11:33,741 --> 00:11:35,160
It keeps me humble.
333
00:11:35,326 --> 00:11:36,485
Well, excuse me.
334
00:11:36,610 --> 00:11:38,122
You're a Holmvik, not a Humblevik.
335
00:11:38,288 --> 00:11:40,456
You finally got something
not to be humble about.
336
00:11:40,581 --> 00:11:41,375
Right.
337
00:11:41,541 --> 00:11:43,252
Okay, we're going
to the Volvo dealership.
338
00:11:43,299 --> 00:11:45,645
Well, I think we'll go
to dinner, and then after...
339
00:11:45,670 --> 00:11:46,533
No, after dinner,
340
00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:47,846
you're gonna be cresting
a buck thirty
341
00:11:47,895 --> 00:11:49,568
in your brand-new
black vagina finder.
342
00:11:49,624 --> 00:11:50,590
OK, well...
343
00:11:50,615 --> 00:11:53,070
You know, I think black cars
attract a lot of heat, so...
344
00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:54,981
I wasn't talking about the car.
345
00:11:55,362 --> 00:11:57,893
Have you seen that B.E.T. Network?
346
00:11:58,690 --> 00:12:01,966
Can't believe that selfish
bitch is keeping his dad
347
00:12:01,985 --> 00:12:03,747
- all to himself.
- Ah!
348
00:12:03,804 --> 00:12:06,657
- He's being a little bitch.
- Selfish little bitch, man.
349
00:12:06,694 --> 00:12:08,838
You can't keep Thor
from all the mortals.
350
00:12:08,876 --> 00:12:09,987
He belongs to us.
351
00:12:10,006 --> 00:12:12,147
Yeah, well, at least
we have a at locker now.
352
00:12:12,175 --> 00:12:13,860
Dude, if he were here right now,
I'd be like...
353
00:12:14,048 --> 00:12:15,257
Yeah.
354
00:12:15,382 --> 00:12:16,451
Yeah!
355
00:12:16,497 --> 00:12:18,541
Yeah, I'd be like,
"hey, oh, hi, Ders.
356
00:12:18,691 --> 00:12:20,725
Oh, yeah, buh-bye, Ders!"
357
00:12:24,858 --> 00:12:26,962
Oh, split your head open,
more like it!
358
00:12:27,128 --> 00:12:28,630
And then you die!
359
00:12:28,796 --> 00:12:30,306
"Hey, where's this guy's butthole?"
360
00:12:30,431 --> 00:12:31,507
I'm gonna be, "right there."
361
00:12:31,632 --> 00:12:32,975
And he's gonna be like,
362
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,810
"well, I'm gonna dive on
into your ass!"
363
00:12:35,094 --> 00:12:37,913
How about you show us a little
r-e-s-pee in your mouth?
364
00:12:38,038 --> 00:12:40,149
What! Hey, no, stop!
365
00:12:40,274 --> 00:12:41,917
Hey, we have to eat that!
366
00:12:42,042 --> 00:12:43,352
It's hard to stop once you start.
367
00:12:43,477 --> 00:12:44,653
- Okay.
- All right.
368
00:12:44,778 --> 00:12:45,855
- No, get it. Get it.
- All right.
369
00:12:45,980 --> 00:12:48,057
Okay, whoo!
370
00:12:48,182 --> 00:12:49,592
All right, well,
we'll go get some bleach.
371
00:12:49,717 --> 00:12:51,660
A little Lawry's seasoning, right?
372
00:12:51,785 --> 00:12:53,429
Yeah.
373
00:12:53,554 --> 00:12:55,240
- Seasoning, yes.
- Sorry.
374
00:12:56,099 --> 00:12:58,474
Hey, you know, before we,
uh, jump the gun here,
375
00:12:58,492 --> 00:13:01,065
I was looking at this certified
pre-ned wagon over there.
376
00:13:01,089 --> 00:13:02,603
That could be kinda cool...
A shaggin' wagon.
377
00:13:02,630 --> 00:13:04,340
I understand your hesitation.
378
00:13:04,465 --> 00:13:06,342
You've got all this money now,
and you're wondering,
379
00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:07,977
"should I really be flaunting this
380
00:13:08,102 --> 00:13:10,112
- when so many have so little?"
- Yeah, exactly.
381
00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:11,947
And the answer is yes.
382
00:13:12,072 --> 00:13:14,774
Goddamn, you're gonna get
some wild tail in this car.
383
00:13:15,051 --> 00:13:15,985
Don't I know it?
384
00:13:16,110 --> 00:13:18,220
I mean, I probably would...
I will...
385
00:13:18,345 --> 00:13:21,016
You know, we need to celebrate.
386
00:13:21,182 --> 00:13:22,892
I'm gonna cancel
all my business appointments
387
00:13:23,017 --> 00:13:24,693
and I'm gonna be bunking with my boy
388
00:13:24,977 --> 00:13:26,853
on his beautiful oriental couch.
389
00:13:27,188 --> 00:13:28,497
I'd like your room,
390
00:13:28,622 --> 00:13:30,166
but a Holmvik never sleeps
in another man's bed.
391
00:13:30,291 --> 00:13:31,257
Yeah, no.
I know.
392
00:13:31,526 --> 00:13:33,302
Sir...
393
00:13:33,427 --> 00:13:38,207
I can't... go on just not
saying this so, um...
394
00:13:38,332 --> 00:13:39,932
No, no, no.
No. No. No!
395
00:13:40,201 --> 00:13:42,302
There's something I need to tell you.
396
00:13:42,578 --> 00:13:45,872
I am proud of you, Anders.
397
00:14:15,308 --> 00:14:17,567
I figured there'd be
a lot less blood.
398
00:14:17,594 --> 00:14:18,552
Yeah, me too.
399
00:14:18,571 --> 00:14:20,247
I didn't realize there was
so much blood in a cow.
400
00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:21,985
Very evolved process.
401
00:14:22,248 --> 00:14:23,558
Oh, my God!
402
00:14:23,683 --> 00:14:25,126
What is that smell?
403
00:14:25,251 --> 00:14:27,301
Well... it's the blood, Anders.
404
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:28,370
There's blood everywhere.
405
00:14:28,388 --> 00:14:30,455
And guts.
It's jerky. It's pre-jerky.
406
00:14:30,488 --> 00:14:32,118
Okay, whatever, dude.
I got an emergency.
407
00:14:32,191 --> 00:14:33,766
My dad's trying to crash at my ace.
408
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,010
He's not going to a hotel.
409
00:14:35,045 --> 00:14:37,238
The open house tomorrow
is totally gonna blow my cover.
410
00:14:37,278 --> 00:14:39,290
Oh, you poor little baby bitch.
411
00:14:39,308 --> 00:14:40,215
What's the matter?
412
00:14:40,241 --> 00:14:41,786
Dad Thor kick you
out of the Avengers?
413
00:14:41,825 --> 00:14:43,197
Sorry, we're the X-Men.
414
00:14:43,253 --> 00:14:44,840
You must be looking for x-friends.
415
00:14:44,965 --> 00:14:46,197
I think they're down the road.
416
00:14:46,214 --> 00:14:47,845
Yeah, like we would ever help you out
417
00:14:47,864 --> 00:14:49,245
- in a "quimillion" years.
- Not happening.
418
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,258
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
419
00:14:50,297 --> 00:14:51,674
Why would we ever help you, dude?
420
00:14:51,922 --> 00:14:53,983
Because I'm gonna give you
my Brazzers password.
421
00:14:54,014 --> 00:14:55,739
Fine, we'll be the bigger men here.
422
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:56,711
Here's what I'm thinking.
423
00:14:56,749 --> 00:14:59,055
You guys should come by the house,
make it look like there's a break-in,
424
00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:01,028
just tip over some chairs,
empty a drawer or two.
425
00:15:01,187 --> 00:15:03,484
Just enough to freak him out
so he goes and stays at a hotel.
426
00:15:03,543 --> 00:15:04,843
You know what I mean?
427
00:15:06,887 --> 00:15:08,723
We want that password first though.
428
00:15:08,759 --> 00:15:09,677
That's not gonna happen.
429
00:15:09,831 --> 00:15:11,625
Strong move.
We'll do it your way.
430
00:15:12,335 --> 00:15:13,336
Okay.
431
00:15:15,485 --> 00:15:16,954
- Okay, now just watch me.
- Yeah.
432
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,789
- All right?
- Oh!
433
00:15:18,955 --> 00:15:20,472
- Watch me.
- Yeah!
434
00:15:20,999 --> 00:15:22,000
Okay.
435
00:15:32,427 --> 00:15:34,555
Yeah, we're good to go.
436
00:15:34,721 --> 00:15:36,348
His wallet.
437
00:15:36,514 --> 00:15:39,059
You know, maybe we're being
too hard on Ders, man.
438
00:15:39,225 --> 00:15:41,245
He just... loves his dad
a weird amount.
439
00:15:41,370 --> 00:15:43,564
Yeah, you know,
it's gotta mess with his head.
440
00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:45,606
His dad is just swinging
Thor's hammer,
441
00:15:45,731 --> 00:15:47,902
and you know, Ders is working
on that little ice pick.
442
00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:49,777
It's a big dick to live up to.
443
00:15:49,902 --> 00:15:54,248
But no giant dad
in the world can explain this.
444
00:15:54,532 --> 00:15:57,077
Retaliation ticket stab.
445
00:15:57,243 --> 00:15:58,537
He saw it without us!
446
00:15:58,911 --> 00:16:00,998
I don't know whether to cry
or explode from anger.
447
00:16:01,164 --> 00:16:02,590
You know what, I don't even care
448
00:16:02,715 --> 00:16:04,959
how many freakin' passwords
that guy gives us.
449
00:16:05,084 --> 00:16:06,962
We should be ashamed of him!
450
00:16:07,128 --> 00:16:09,854
Oh, I'm so ashamed
toe that dude's friend.
451
00:16:10,131 --> 00:16:10,925
Yeah, we're good friends!
452
00:16:11,091 --> 00:16:12,426
I'm proud to be your friend, man!
453
00:16:12,592 --> 00:16:13,636
I'm proud to be your friend!
454
00:16:13,802 --> 00:16:14,887
I'm ashamed of that dude!
455
00:16:15,053 --> 00:16:16,597
That guy sucks
and he doesn't appreciate us.
456
00:16:16,763 --> 00:16:18,507
Yeah, that dude
doesn't appreciate me.
457
00:16:18,632 --> 00:16:20,207
Doesn't appreciate me,
doesn't appreciate...
458
00:16:20,332 --> 00:16:22,176
- I appreciate this!
- Doesn't appreciate!
459
00:16:22,301 --> 00:16:24,104
- How about you appreciate this?
- Oh!
460
00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:26,681
How about appreciate this?!
461
00:16:26,806 --> 00:16:27,700
He'll appreciate that.
462
00:16:27,825 --> 00:16:29,483
- Yeah.
- Oh, hi, Ders.
463
00:16:29,608 --> 00:16:31,585
Where's your little baby dick now?
464
00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:33,224
Where's your little baby dick now?
465
00:16:33,349 --> 00:16:35,242
Uh, is there a hide-a-bed in here?
466
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,505
- That is very heavy.
- No, this is...
467
00:16:36,526 --> 00:16:37,798
Let's find something else to break.
468
00:16:37,829 --> 00:16:38,461
Okay.
469
00:16:38,479 --> 00:16:39,579
Whoa, hang on, hang on.
Hang on.
470
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,614
- What? What?
- The door.
471
00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:42,100
Dad, I think I've been robbed.
472
00:16:42,163 --> 00:16:43,675
- What's going on?
- We need to be careful.
473
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,710
Let's just get your stuff.
We'll get you back to the hotel.
474
00:16:45,735 --> 00:16:47,073
It's definitely not safe here, dad.
475
00:16:47,094 --> 00:16:48,602
- Come on.
- Dad!
476
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,203
We've been robbed!
477
00:16:50,963 --> 00:16:53,294
- Oh, my God.
- What the hell's going on?
478
00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:56,347
This isn't what I...
Expected to come home to.
479
00:16:56,386 --> 00:16:58,764
Uh, dad, I'm gonna
call the cops real quick.
480
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,815
Adam, do not send me to voicemail.
481
00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:03,227
Pick up your phone.
Th is not cool, all right?
482
00:17:14,279 --> 00:17:18,766
All right, dad, they're gonna
send over the CSI guys to, um...
483
00:17:18,891 --> 00:17:21,068
You know, look for prints, or...
484
00:17:21,193 --> 00:17:23,868
Uh... pubes or fibers
or whatever. Dad?
485
00:17:24,108 --> 00:17:26,367
Y, dad?
486
00:17:27,235 --> 00:17:28,291
Oh, no.
487
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:29,831
Hello!
488
00:17:29,869 --> 00:17:33,132
I know you weedheads
are up to something!
489
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:50,441
California.
Land of fruits and nuts.
490
00:17:57,885 --> 00:17:58,960
Thor! Hey!
491
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,786
- What's going on here
- Whoa!
492
00:18:00,804 --> 00:18:01,884
You sickos!
493
00:18:01,897 --> 00:18:03,596
Oh, shoot.
He's got Thor's hammer!
494
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,140
He's got two Thor's hammers.
495
00:18:05,183 --> 00:18:06,473
Sir, no!
Please!
496
00:18:06,497 --> 00:18:08,210
These two perverts robbed you...
497
00:18:08,638 --> 00:18:10,713
And made some sort of sick voodoo,
498
00:18:10,738 --> 00:18:12,332
bisexual Jack-off shrine.
499
00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:14,407
No, sir, trust me.
No one's jacked-off in here.
500
00:18:14,443 --> 00:18:16,062
You've never jacked-off in here?
501
00:18:16,218 --> 00:18:17,983
Yeah, I Jack-off in here, but no...
502
00:18:18,011 --> 00:18:18,790
Okay, so have I.
503
00:18:18,815 --> 00:18:20,623
I'm trying to tell him...
Sir, this is...
504
00:18:20,674 --> 00:18:21,984
This is my bedroom.
505
00:18:22,003 --> 00:18:24,006
- This is the house I live in.
- What?
506
00:18:24,142 --> 00:18:25,960
Yeah, I've been lying to you
about my job,
507
00:18:26,107 --> 00:18:27,359
about where I live,
508
00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:29,584
and these two bisexual tweekers
are...
509
00:18:30,169 --> 00:18:31,337
These are my best friends.
510
00:18:31,471 --> 00:18:32,424
Best friends, huh?
511
00:18:32,442 --> 00:18:33,669
That's funny because
512
00:18:33,688 --> 00:18:37,050
why'd you ditch us
and go see Retaliation solo?
513
00:18:37,126 --> 00:18:38,369
Ticket stub right here.
514
00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:39,643
Look, guys, come on.
515
00:18:39,693 --> 00:18:42,266
You were dressed
in full G.I. Joe Regalia.
516
00:18:42,285 --> 00:18:43,929
It's a Channing Tatum movie.
517
00:18:44,045 --> 00:18:45,922
There's gonna be down babes there.
518
00:18:45,956 --> 00:18:47,892
Actually, you're right.
I never even thought about that.
519
00:18:47,905 --> 00:18:49,918
We should be better
at this kinda stuff, like girls.
520
00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:51,799
It wasn't cool of me.
I'm sorry.
521
00:18:51,906 --> 00:18:53,408
Apology accepted...
522
00:18:53,506 --> 00:18:55,494
Anders, son of Thor.
523
00:18:55,528 --> 00:18:56,905
Actually...
524
00:18:57,448 --> 00:19:00,259
I have a little secret myself.
525
00:19:00,334 --> 00:19:02,473
Oh, my God.
Tell me he's gay.
526
00:19:02,497 --> 00:19:03,940
I've always wanted
to be around someone
527
00:19:03,955 --> 00:19:04,997
when they come out of the closet.
528
00:19:05,023 --> 00:19:06,842
I lost my job three months ago.
529
00:19:07,597 --> 00:19:08,936
Haven't told a soul.
530
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,205
It's bad, Dersy.
531
00:19:11,495 --> 00:19:13,039
We may lose the house.
532
00:19:13,336 --> 00:19:14,629
Oh, my God.
533
00:19:15,509 --> 00:19:18,696
The lake house.
Sorry about the pause.
534
00:19:18,739 --> 00:19:22,015
- Oh.
- Very misleading, Mr. Thor.
535
00:19:22,052 --> 00:19:24,308
Okay, just so we're clear,
there's no gay part?
536
00:19:24,437 --> 00:19:25,564
Just one.
537
00:19:27,757 --> 00:19:28,551
What?
538
00:19:28,887 --> 00:19:30,631
- Oh.
- Whoa!
539
00:19:30,686 --> 00:19:31,987
Oh, I thought they were gonna kiss.
540
00:19:32,112 --> 00:19:33,455
Oh yeah.
541
00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:34,981
- Sure.
- Yeah.
542
00:19:35,682 --> 00:19:36,746
So you guys are sure
543
00:19:36,771 --> 00:19:38,562
we got all the photos out
of that house of me, right?
544
00:19:38,618 --> 00:19:40,071
Oh, yeah.
There's nothing in there
545
00:19:40,107 --> 00:19:41,407
- they can trace back to you
- All right.
546
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:42,886
Dig in, boys!
First batch!
547
00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:44,024
Woo-hoo!
548
00:19:44,123 --> 00:19:45,730
- Here we go.
- Oh, you get the big dog.
549
00:19:45,765 --> 00:19:46,436
Here you go.
550
00:19:46,459 --> 00:19:47,838
Guess there were supposed
to be more strips,
551
00:19:47,856 --> 00:19:49,455
but chunks will do, I suppose.
552
00:19:49,478 --> 00:19:51,858
Well, that's our thing.
We have a chunkier jerk.
553
00:19:51,873 --> 00:19:52,958
- Yeah, cheers.
- Cheers.
554
00:19:53,004 --> 00:19:55,429
- Meat jerking beef boys.
- Mmm.
555
00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:57,443
Mmm.
556
00:19:57,504 --> 00:19:59,648
Mmm.
557
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,436
Yum.
558
00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:03,043
I've never had wet jerky before.
559
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:04,344
- I will say that.
- Different.
560
00:20:04,381 --> 00:20:05,682
- Some say wetter, the better.
- Mm-hmm.
561
00:20:05,712 --> 00:20:07,275
Most...
Most don't.
562
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:08,582
This tastes like bacon...
563
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,659
Like if bacon were marinated in rain
564
00:20:10,784 --> 00:20:12,645
for a few days in, like, a gutter.
565
00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:15,030
What did you do
to actually make this...
566
00:20:15,155 --> 00:20:16,440
Actually jerky?
567
00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:18,024
Well, we hung it and wiped it.
568
00:20:18,149 --> 00:20:19,026
That's what we did.
569
00:20:19,192 --> 00:20:21,946
- And I pissed on it.
- Adam pissed on it, now I remember.
570
00:20:22,112 --> 00:20:23,193
- Yeah.
- Yep.
571
00:20:23,229 --> 00:20:25,980
Why don't we just go for a spin
in my new Vo
572
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:26,995
before I return it, man?
573
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,388
Thank God for
that 24h buyer's remorse.
574
00:20:31,175 --> 00:20:32,576
Wait, what new Vo?
575
00:20:32,919 --> 00:20:35,316
Dude, my dad made me
go buy a drop-top like Volvo
576
00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:36,527
that is parked outside
the other house.
577
00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:38,330
It's quite swift looking.
578
00:20:38,387 --> 00:20:41,260
That's not a stage car
to go along with a stage class?
579
00:20:41,923 --> 00:20:44,612
- No, they don't make stage cars.
- Why?
580
00:20:44,817 --> 00:20:46,320
- What'd you do?
- Maybe we should go inside.
581
00:20:46,363 --> 00:20:48,800
- What would you do?
- We key'd it.
582
00:20:49,692 --> 00:20:51,049
And destroyed it.
583
00:20:52,007 --> 00:20:53,095
Just kidding.
584
00:20:55,516 --> 00:20:57,607
I wouldn't do that to you.
585
00:20:57,773 --> 00:21:01,611
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