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- Ladies and... Waymond,
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direct your attention
to the front of the room
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for a short video presentation.
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- ♪ They found me ♪
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♪ In the woods, 'cause I was ♪
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♪ Raised by wolves ♪
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- [giggling]
- 'Scuse me, Beth?
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'Scuse me.
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Okay, 'scuse me.
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Just-
can you move, please?
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[laughter]
How does this turn off, man?
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It's not funny.
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Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Thanks a ton.
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Yeah, it's out there.
I'm secretly a rap artist.
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An artist.
Give me the tape.
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Give me the tape.
- No.
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- Give me the tape!
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[hip-hop music]
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- ♪ I'm fresh ♪
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♪♪
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- ♪ You gotta, you gotta,
you gotta ♪
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- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪
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- So did you, like, used to be
in some sort of crew?
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- Yeah, yeah, it was a crew
of all-there was five of us.
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- ♪ MC Ders in your butt ♪
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- Jesus Christ, Jillian.
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- Great rapping, Anders.
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You're like
an Icelandic Raekwon.
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- Oh.
- Ders, what's up?
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How come you don't
bring out the, uh,
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the flavor a little more?
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I thought it was pretty dope.
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- Could we talk about
something different?
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- Are you guys
ready to get SLOPPY
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at the young professionals
wine and cheese thing tomorrow?
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- Yes, totally.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, you are!
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- Are you going to that as well?
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- Oh, heck to the yeah.
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I'm looking for
a true love companion
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who I can spend
every day of my life with
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until we die
on the exact same day.
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Same breath-
[inhales, exhales]
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- [making beatbox sounds,
humming]
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- Montez, how you doing?
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- How does it look
like I'm doing?
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I'm on top of the goddamn world.
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- Right!
Hey, can I get the creamer?
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- I got up at 5:30
in the A.M. this morning.
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5:30 in the goddamn A.M.
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Y'all wanna know why?
- Yeah.
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- Uh, because you had sex
with your wife.
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- Laid out the tarp,
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got out that good-ass baby oil,
and I was in it,
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just bah, bah,
got in my power stance,
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and I was like
kah-kah-kah-kah-kah!
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'Cause there's only
one rule in my bedroom.
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Fuck all rules.
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It's like the wild,
wild west up in there,
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like Afghanistan, Iraq,
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motherfucking
Lord of the Rings in there.
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Y'all don't know
about my bedroom.
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- No, we don't.
- [grunts] Ugh!
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I can feel that shit right now.
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- Sweet.
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- Oh, see, that's the kind
of love I'm looking for.
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- Okay, so we're all
in agreement
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that Jillian can't come
with us to this thing tomorrow.
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- What-w-why?
Why not?
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- Because when you put Jillian
in a room with free wine,
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things tend to get punched
in the face hard.
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- Yeah, but she wants
to find a man.
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I'm not about to stand
in the way of love.
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I'm not Billy Zane, man.
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- Blake, I get it.
She's your friend.
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- Okay, she's your friend too,
Roboheart.
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God!
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- Look, all I'm saying is,
last time,
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I got 25 business cards
and 12 Linkedln contacts.
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I plan on doubling that.
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But I can't have Jillian
stepping on my game.
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- Wow, Ders.
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When you were nerding out
on some cards,
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I was nerding into some titties!
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Remember that business lady
from last year?
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I was all
just droppin' in on it,
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lust. hey, hey.
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- No, you weren't.
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No, you didn't.
You didn't have sex with her.
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- No, I didn't have sex
with her.
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She had to go home
because her dog was sick.
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We were all worried.
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Remember that one-legged
wheelchair dude from last year?
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- Oh!
- He's gonna be there.
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- Oh, yeah, that dude
totally punk'd you.
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- [whispering]
Remember what he did, dude?
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Remember what he did?
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Oh! He cut off a chunk
of your hair, dude.
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- That was a big
chunk of your hair.
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- Yeah, it was huge.
- I know.
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- Remember how he just
held it out there
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while you stood there
just crying?
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- Ha-ha! Adam!
- You were crying...
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- Yes, I think we all remember
I was crying.
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Yes, I was there.
- You were crying, dude.
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Ooh, inside voices.
Come on.
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- You guys are right.
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Jillian can't be there,
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because when
I just get these hands
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around his sweet little
wheelchair body,
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I'm gonna...
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bust him!
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- Ooph.
- I'm sorry.
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I just don't want her
seeing that side of me.
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All right.
Here's the plan.
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We get Jillian a man
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to take her out
the same time as the mixer.
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Step one:
create an internet profile.
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- All right, okay.
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Interests.
What's Jillian into?
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- Mm...
- She's...
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- Mm...
[inhaling]
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- Um...
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- She's a girl, so...
Gerard Butler.
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- Yeah.
- Yep.
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- Yeah, they do.
They love him.
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- Good, good.
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And let's put something
to attract guys, like...
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- Like, "Face down, ass up.
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That's the way we like to"-
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- Uh, "camping" works.
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- That's the way
we like to camp.
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- Yeah.
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- Now we just need a picture
of her from the internet.
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Oh, there we go.
That one works.
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- Is, uh-ahem-is there
another photo we could use?
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- Why? This says, "I'm young,
I'm fun,
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and I've got a sense of humor,"
that's for sure.
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- It also says, "I like to do
weird stuff in the bedroom,"
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which, in this internet era,
dudes like that.
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- Yeah.
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- But it's not illegal
for me to call you,
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so I can't get arrested.
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[computer dings]
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You know what, I'm gonna
call you back tomorrow.
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- Oh, we got one!
- See you. Thank you.
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- Okay.
- Found it.
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- Yeah, seems fine, like
a fairly non-murdery fellow.
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- Normal-looking dude,
if you ask me.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- I give him my blessing.
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- Nice.
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- Knock, knock.
Knock.
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- Ooh, come in!
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[laughter]
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- Question:
how would you like a date
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with a Gerard Butleresque...
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[whispers] uberhunk?
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- Ooh! More like
Gerard Butt Cheeks.
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[laughter]
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- Uh, well, he's our buddy Jake,
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and he is just a man hunk.
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- Ooh! Jake?
Do I know him?
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- No, I don't think
you know him.
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I don't think you've met him.
He's a friend of ours.
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- Yeah, he's a real beef castle.
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- What's-
what's his last name?
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- Uh...
- Heisen...
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- Rip.
- Bauer.
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- Heisenripbauer?
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- Heisenripbauer, yeah.
- Heisenripbauer.
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- Ooh, Mrs. Jillian
Heisenripbauer.
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- He's a science teacher.
- He's a science teacher!
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- Yes, he is.
- Oh, my gosh.
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Well, I hope we have chemistry!
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[laughter]
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- Oh, my goodness.
- You will!
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- Yeah, anyways, yeah,
Jake Heisenripbauer
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would love to go to a concert
with you tomorrow.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Tomorr-oh.
But what about the mixer?
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- Jillian, forget the mixer.
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You've got a chance
to go on a date with...
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[whispers] Jake.
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- Heisenripbauer.
- That name.
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- I already really like him.
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I might be in love.
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[hip-hop music]
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[hip-hop music]
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[mellow piano music]
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- Oh!
- Adam...
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Just pretend
your parents are here.
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- Ha-ha! That's the beginning
of a break dance, bud.
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I don't know the rest,
but I will learn it.
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- YEP-
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- [clicks tongue]
That, my friend,
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is totally loose butthole.
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- Excuse me?
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This entire outfit
is completely tight butthole.
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- It's definitely butthole
something.
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- You know what, why don't
you guys watch me do what I do
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when I do what I do
in the bow tie.
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PW.
- Whoo-hoo-hod.!
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- Gentlemen, Anders Holmvik.
TelAmeriCorp, sales assosh.
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Here's my card.
Take a couple.
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I got a bunch.
I got 'em all.
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Can I, uh, get
some of your cards?
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I'm a card shark.
[laughs]
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- Jeff,
this guy wants our cards.
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- Or, uh, we could do Linkedln.
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Digital age.
We could do that.
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Linkedln.
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- Do I know this guy, Jeff?
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Wait a minute.
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This guy gave me his card
last year.
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- Yep.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- You called me, like, 25 times.
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- No, I called you
way more than that.
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- Whoa-ho-ho!
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Just the boo I was looking for.
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Get in here.
- Where you going?
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- Just a little
hug-aroo for ya.
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- I'm sorry...
Do I know you?
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[laughing] Ehh!
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No, we know each other.
Last year...
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in the stairwell, we...
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Underneath the shirt,
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over the bra maneuv
from the back side.
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I like.
I'll say that.
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- I was drunker than I thought.
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- Yeah, most def.
So...
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What has been popping off
in your world?
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I'm super interested.
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- Look, I don't want
to be rude, okay,
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but last year
was a gigantic mistake.
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- Oh, yeah, most def.
For sure.
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- You're, like, a five.
- Yeah.
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- And I'm looking for more of
like a nine or a ten, you know?
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- Oh, yeah, nine, ten, for sure.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Yeah, most def.
- Tall, rich, handsome.
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Can quote funny movies.
- Funny movies?
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[as Austin Powers]
Yeah, baby, yeah!
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- ORGY-
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- [lisping] It's ni-ice!
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It's ni-ice!
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- Worse things have happened.
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" Oh!
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- This guy...
249
00:08:30,011 --> 00:08:31,053
[all muttering]
250
00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,264
- There he is.
Wheelchair guy.
251
00:08:33,389 --> 00:08:35,057
Just... cutting in line.
252
00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,059
- Go get him, dude.
253
00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,645
- [whispers] Yeah.
- Get him!
254
00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:42,481
- HEY-
255
00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:44,817
Hey, you.
256
00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:47,653
- [chuckles] Look who it is.
257
00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:48,821
- You are-
258
00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,698
- [laughs] Check it out, guys.
259
00:08:50,823 --> 00:08:53,659
Paula Poundstone here
is wearing shoulder pads!
260
00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:54,910
[laughter]
261
00:08:55,036 --> 00:08:56,495
- [laughs]
262
00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,414
- You again.
What do you want?
263
00:08:58,539 --> 00:08:59,832
Hmm?
264
00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,459
- Ow.
- Ha-ha-ha!
265
00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,919
Whoo! Ooh!
266
00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:05,296
[laughter]
267
00:09:05,421 --> 00:09:07,757
- Still as rude as ever.
- This is stupid.
268
00:09:07,882 --> 00:09:10,760
I got to get in there.
She said I'm a five.
269
00:09:10,885 --> 00:09:12,595
Which is pretty good.
270
00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,000
[cell phone rings]
- Out of what?
271
00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:15,431
- Five, I think.
I'm not sure.
272
00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:16,932
- Hey, Jillian.
273
00:09:17,058 --> 00:09:19,101
What?
No, I can't hear-
274
00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,187
Okay. Okay.
275
00:09:21,312 --> 00:09:23,189
Okay, yeah, we'll come get you.
276
00:09:23,314 --> 00:09:24,774
I'm sorry.
We got to go.
277
00:09:24,899 --> 00:09:26,734
Jillian's date's,
like, a total psycho.
278
00:09:26,859 --> 00:09:28,194
- No, we're not going anywhere.
279
00:09:28,319 --> 00:09:30,029
I haven't even gotten
a card yet.
280
00:09:30,154 --> 00:09:31,614
- Ders, she was crying.
281
00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,574
- The sexy kind, though?
282
00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:36,160
- No. Like real tears.
Like Native American tears.
283
00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:38,871
- Blake, I'm not
gonna leave right now,
284
00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:42,166
'Cause this girl...
♪ Was hot for my flavor ♪
285
00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:43,667
Plus, it's not our fault
286
00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:45,961
that Jillian got stuck
at the stupid party...
287
00:09:46,087 --> 00:09:48,007
Except that I just realized
that it is our fault.
288
00:09:48,089 --> 00:09:49,840
- 100%.
- God damn it.
289
00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:53,094
She's at a concert.
How bad can a concert be?
290
00:09:53,219 --> 00:09:56,097
[hard rock music playing]
291
00:09:56,222 --> 00:10:03,229
♪♪
292
00:10:03,354 --> 00:10:05,397
- Who the fuck are these people?
293
00:10:05,523 --> 00:10:07,274
- Uh... they're Juggalos.
294
00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,735
You know, fans of
the Insane Clown Posse.
295
00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:12,530
Gentlemen, welcome to
the Dark Carnival of Souls.
296
00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:15,135
All right, guys, I know there's
a lot of really fun stuff here,
297
00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:17,576
but let's try not to
get sidetracked.
298
00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,829
- Sidetracked? This entire place
should be firebombed.
299
00:10:19,954 --> 00:10:21,330
- They all look like Satan.
300
00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:22,665
Aah! Oh!
301
00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,041
Hey, there you... are.
302
00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:25,709
- All right, let's split up
303
00:10:25,835 --> 00:10:28,212
and meet back here
in half an hour, let's say?
304
00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:31,841
Whoa! They've got
a hatchet throwing contest.
305
00:10:31,966 --> 00:10:33,592
Let's make it three hours, huh?
306
00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,553
- Okay, Blake,
I know the smell of weird
307
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,054
gets your balls all tingly,
308
00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:39,682
but put on the blinders
and just find Jillian.
309
00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,684
- You're right.
I'm on the case.
310
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,603
The Case to Find
the Missing Friend of Mine,
311
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,772
by Blake Chesterfield Henderson.
312
00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:48,357
- Okay, I call this way.
- I got that way.
313
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,025
- Oh, Ders got to go that way.
314
00:10:50,151 --> 00:10:51,610
- I'm gonna go this way.
315
00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:53,056
- No, I called-
I called that way.
316
00:10:53,154 --> 00:10:54,530
- I think that guy's
following me.
317
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,699
- Fine.
I'll go this way.
318
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:59,118
- ♪ If magic is all
we've ever known ♪
319
00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:01,871
♪ Then it's easy to miss
what really goes on ♪
320
00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:04,206
♪ But I've seen miracles
in every way ♪
321
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:07,334
♪ And I see miracles every day ♪
322
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,128
♪ Oceans spanding
beyond my sight ♪
323
00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:11,547
♪ And a million stars
way above 'em at night ♪
324
00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:14,383
♪ We don't have to be high
to look in the sky ♪
325
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,635
♪ And know that's a miracle
open wide ♪
326
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,305
- ♪ Do you notice
and recognize miracles? ♪
327
00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:21,891
- ♪ It's all around you,
you don't even know it ♪
328
00:11:22,016 --> 00:11:24,727
- ♪ Are you a believer
in miracles? ♪
329
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,395
♪♪
330
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,981
♪ Do you notice
and recognize miracles? ♪
331
00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:32,234
♪ So many miracles,
the magic miracles ♪
332
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:35,529
♪♪
333
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:36,654
- Oh, excuse me.
334
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,032
Oh, you dropped something,
buddy.
335
00:11:38,157 --> 00:11:39,283
Nope, that is poop.
336
00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:40,729
Human poop fell out of
your pants.
337
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:41,785
That fell out.
338
00:11:41,911 --> 00:11:43,287
- Hey, sheep.
339
00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:44,747
You stray too far from the herd,
340
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,248
and the wolves will get you.
341
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,417
- Okeydokey.
That's good advice.
342
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,793
Cool costume.
- Hey.
343
00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:51,295
You're the one
wearing the costume-
344
00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:53,005
society's costume.
345
00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:54,340
- Oh, man.
346
00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:56,258
- Society's costume.
347
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,063
- This is fun.
I'm gonna get going, though.
348
00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,853
- Why'? What are you
so afraid of, sheep boy?
349
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:02,765
- I'm not afraid of anything,
except for maybe carbs,
350
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,600
'cause I'm in
a cutting phase right now.
351
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:05,935
Those are nunchucks.
Whoa!
352
00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:07,436
That one got close.
All righty.
353
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:08,604
- Poor little sheepy
354
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,439
walking around
in your sheep clothing
355
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,107
just thinking
your sheep thoughts.
356
00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:13,442
- Uh-huh.
- Do you want to continue
357
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:17,696
to just be a faceless drone
in a bullshit society...
358
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:21,700
Or do you want
to play with my boobs?
359
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,265
- I'll put that hatchet
in your head-
360
00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:24,787
- Hey, guys, maybe
you could help me out.
361
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,592
I'm kind of lost.
I'm looking for somebody.
362
00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:28,423
If you have a map
with a legend or anything...
363
00:12:28,499 --> 00:12:29,833
Okay, thank you.
364
00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:32,336
Jeez, it's hot.
It's like Hades.
365
00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:34,630
Hey, um, I see you got
some cold beverages here.
366
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,799
You mind if I buy one
off of you guys?
367
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,969
Honestly, I could go for
a vitaminwater or a juice.
368
00:12:40,094 --> 00:12:42,304
Hell, at this point,
I'd take a Dasani.
369
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,139
Okay, if you can hear me,
370
00:12:44,265 --> 00:12:47,309
I'm gonna put $5 right here on
your gross, inflatable cooler.
371
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,813
And, uh... a Faygo.
What is a Faygo?
372
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,231
You've got Redpop, Moon Mist.
373
00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:53,836
Do you have anything
that's not Faygo,
374
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,693
besides Red Rock-
- Whoa! Whoa!
375
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,736
You all right there, camper?
You look lost.
376
00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,197
- Oh, do I? Thank you,
Detective Zoobilee Zoo.
377
00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:01,824
Unless you have some Schweppes
378
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,660
or something like
a Nantucket Nectar, get lost.
379
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,578
- Okay, easy, man.
I'm just trying to help.
380
00:13:06,704 --> 00:13:08,080
If you like Fresca-
381
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:12,084
- Oh, my God.
Is this Fresca?
382
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,585
Oh, Fresca.
383
00:13:13,711 --> 00:13:16,505
- Well, actually,
that's Faygo Moon Mist.
384
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,257
- Really'?
385
00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:20,342
- Booyah, bitch!
386
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,678
- Awesome, dude.
Can I give it a try?
387
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,388
- Go for it, ninja.
Crack that dome.
388
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,098
Yeah.
- Okay, you're askin' for it.
389
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:27,850
I'm gonna just split you open.
390
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,852
- Sweet spot.
- This one's for Dad.
391
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,437
- Bah!
[whooping]
392
00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:33,355
- Whoa.
393
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,566
Is that Jillian?
394
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:36,734
[hip-hop music]
395
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,527
- ♪ He's insane ♪
396
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:43,407
[hip-hop music]
397
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,409
- Sometimes I look at myself
in the mirror,
398
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:47,494
and I'm like...
399
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,163
who are you, Adam?
400
00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:50,539
- I bet you lift weights
401
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,064
to try to look like
those juiceheads
402
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,542
in the magazines.
403
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,878
- Guilty as charged!
404
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,005
I'm just a lat guy, you know?
405
00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:00,799
I've got these amazing lats,
and...
406
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,218
I'm just living in
an ab guy's world.
407
00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:05,012
- It doesn't matter.
408
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:07,765
Because now you are...
409
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:11,060
Sugar Bear.
410
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:14,396
- Sugar Bear.
That is...
411
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,898
Nice.
I like that.
412
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:19,902
But what if we chose
a different name like...
413
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,237
Dangerous...
414
00:14:22,363 --> 00:14:24,698
you know, Wolf, or something,
415
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,158
something
that has an edge to it.
416
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:27,409
No?
- No.
417
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,744
- All right.
Yeah, Sugar Bear.
418
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,230
That's a good one.
I like that too.
419
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,747
- Five, four, three, two...
420
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:32,956
- You want another?
421
00:14:33,082 --> 00:14:34,833
Please, it's the least I can do.
422
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:38,003
Ro, can you grab
another Faygo for Anders?
423
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,588
- Oh, sure, hon.
- Thanks.
424
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,715
It's just so hot out here.
It's so good.
425
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,842
- It's a good beverage.
426
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,260
Thanks, sweetie.
427
00:14:45,386 --> 00:14:47,054
Let me know if you want me
to take Becca.
428
00:14:47,179 --> 00:14:48,180
- Okay.
- Hi, pumpkin.
429
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:50,432
Daddy loves you.
Bye!
430
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,101
- [giggling]
431
00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:54,103
- Oh, you got a great family.
- Oh, thanks.
432
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:57,064
- I got to ask, what-
what brings a guy like you
433
00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:58,774
to a place like this?
434
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,026
- Ah! Direct.
I like that.
435
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:03,112
Uh, I tell you,
it started two years ago
436
00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:05,447
when I came to my first
Juggalo concert
437
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,949
to sell hatchets.
438
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,075
- Wait.
You're in sales?
439
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,577
I'm in sales too!
TelAmeriCorp.
440
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:11,912
- T.A.C.?
- Yeah.
441
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:14,706
- Get out! I did business
with them a few years ago.
442
00:15:14,832 --> 00:15:16,625
Hey, Ro, Anders here
works for TelAmeriCorp!
443
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,752
- Oh, my God.
Really'?
444
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,838
- That is a piss.
You know what?
445
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,131
I like the cut of your jib.
446
00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:23,632
Let me give you
my business card.
447
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,759
Maybe we can toss each other
a little business.
448
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:27,594
- Yeah, that'd be great.
Thank you.
449
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:30,472
Do you, uh-
do you want my card?
450
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,141
- Sure. I'd love it.
- All right.
451
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,309
We'll just exchange cards.
- Yeah.
452
00:15:34,435 --> 00:15:36,562
- So the makeup, that's-
453
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:38,814
that's part of
the sales thing, right?
454
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,274
- No, it's gonna sound crazy,
455
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:41,817
but we actually have fun here.
456
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,652
Get this,
last weekend in Fresno,
457
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,780
they even got me on stage
to do a rapping battle.
458
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:49,616
- You rapped?
459
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:52,244
- Well, I'm no ODB, but...
460
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:53,912
They don't judge you here.
461
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:58,459
You want to give it a shot,
just let me know.
462
00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:01,003
- ♪ But those who know me
know I'm dealing the realness ♪
463
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,755
♪ And they can feel this like
a dope set of real tits ♪
464
00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:06,201
♪ And when I'm hittin' skins
I rock and I leave with this ♪
465
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,178
♪ So deep it's a spinal tap
like Michael McKean is ♪
466
00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:11,930
[loud cheering]
467
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,348
Yeah, boy!
468
00:16:13,474 --> 00:16:14,933
- Will the friends
of Karl Hevacheck
469
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,268
report to the first aid tent?
470
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:18,937
- Jillian?
Jillian. Hey.
471
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,273
- Blake!
What are you doing here?
472
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:24,485
- Uh, I'm here to save you.
You called us.
473
00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:26,862
- Oh, did I not call you back?
Everything's fine.
474
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,281
You should stay at the mixer.
475
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,075
- Wow, you are super drunk,
aren't you, Jillian?
476
00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:33,785
- Whoop-whoop
whoop-whoop-whoop!
477
00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:35,204
That's the Juggalo's call.
478
00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:37,122
- All right, come on.
I'm gonna get you out of here.
479
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:38,568
Let's go get some
wine and cheese.
480
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:40,042
- Whoa! Who's this
fake-ass Juggaho?
481
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,585
- Dr. Neden,
you know Blake.
482
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,921
Hey, Blake, "neden"
is Juggalo for "pussy."
483
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,757
So I'm definitely getting
that dong near this thong.
484
00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:48,258
- Oh, wow.
Okay, great.
485
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,928
Um, no, but actually,
I don't know who this guy is.
486
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,429
I'll explain that to you later.
487
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,097
- She's not goin' anywhere
with you.
488
00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:55,724
And if you touch her,
489
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,729
I'll knock your
dick-tickler off your face, son.
490
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,687
- Wha-
- He means your mustache.
491
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,064
- Oh, you're saying
I tickle-
492
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,732
No.
Uh-uh.
493
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,777
Everywhere I turn, it's bullies.
Big, fat bullies.
494
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:09,112
- Whatever, Paula Poundstone.
495
00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:10,948
- [laughing] Paula Poundstone.
496
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,116
No!
You're goin' down!
497
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:14,242
Oh, boy!
- Blake!
498
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,284
[thud]
499
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:18,288
- Aah!
Oh... fuck!
500
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:19,665
[hip-hop music]
501
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:26,129
[hip-hop music]
502
00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:29,049
- I think he's dead.
- Wakey bakey.
503
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,301
- Aah! Monsters!
- Hey, hey, hey!
504
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:32,636
It's us.
You're safe now.
505
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,054
- Ders, Adam?
506
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,598
Why is Jillian hanging out
with that bully still?
507
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,393
- She's fine.
We're all fine.
508
00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:41,728
Especially her.
509
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,605
Let me see them titties, girl.
510
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,023
- Blake, it turns out,
511
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,733
we found everything
we were looking for
512
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,735
right here
at the Dark Carnival of Souls.
513
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,904
- That's great, and forgive me
for not celebrating,
514
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,906
but I've just had
a really horrible day,
515
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:55,617
and I'd like to go home,
drink a box of wine,
516
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,119
maybe take a warm bath,
517
00:17:57,244 --> 00:18:00,122
and gently masturbate
myself to sleep, okay?
518
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,873
Aah! My back!
- Hey! No, come on.
519
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,625
Up you go, up you go.
In the chair.
520
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,461
- Well, you're not going home
to masturbate just yet.
521
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:07,754
- I didn't say
I was gonna masturbate.
522
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,381
- We're gonna go back
to the mixer, buddy.
523
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:11,383
Show those Juggahos how we do.
524
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,468
- Blake, what's the tightest
thing in the world?
525
00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:14,594
- Buttholes.
526
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:15,804
- Yes.
Ideally, a butthole.
527
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,097
Yeah.
A butthole.
528
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,391
But I was talking about
the bonds of a family.
529
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:22,561
A psychopathic family.
530
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:26,106
So what do you say?
531
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,608
- ♪ Homies, homies ♪
532
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:29,776
♪ Talkin' about
road dogs of mine ♪
533
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,278
♪ Juggalo homies ♪
534
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:32,904
♪ Homies, homies ♪
535
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:34,948
♪ We throwin' up
clown love signs ♪
536
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,617
♪ Real life Juggalo ♪
537
00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:38,076
♪ Homies, homies ♪
538
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,494
♪ Talk about those ♪
539
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:42,331
- Oh, hello.
Look what we have here.
540
00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:44,791
- Whoa!
What the hell?
541
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:48,253
- Mmm, jealousy
does not look good on you.
542
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:49,921
- Who are you?
543
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:51,673
- Does this maneuv
ring any bells?
544
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,508
Ohh.
Stairwell?
545
00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:56,928
Oh, wait, there's no bra here,
and I like that much better.
546
00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:59,264
- This is so weird.
547
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,767
- My tits are telling me
to sleep with you.
548
00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,769
- Mmm, I like what
your tits have to say.
549
00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:05,145
- So do I.
550
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,314
- Oh, God.
551
00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:11,693
- Done deals.
- Guess what, chumps.
552
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,320
I don't even need
your card anymore,
553
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:16,156
because I've got
the king of cards.
554
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,158
- Hey, Jeff, look who's back.
555
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:19,660
- Davis King,
556
00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:23,622
number one hatchet salesman
in the southwest region.
557
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,374
Bah!
558
00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:27,209
Score for the Ders!
559
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,960
- Jeff, what's a Der?
560
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:32,214
- Fuck you, dude.
- Nice makeup.
561
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,841
- The Der-
I get called the Ders.
562
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:40,180
- HEY-
563
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,683
- What's this?
Making fun of me?
564
00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:45,352
- Quite the quan-trary.
565
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,479
I'm here for something
totally different.
566
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:50,649
- Good.
- And that's to say I'm sorry.
567
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:53,193
Yeah, that's right.
568
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,159
You see, I've learned
a lot about family today.
569
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:58,990
And much like buttholes,
families are meant to be tight.
570
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:02,452
- 'Scuse me?
- Look, man...
571
00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:06,039
We're all family, okay?
And I...
572
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,041
I know what it's like
to be trapped in a chair.
573
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:11,086
I've been in this seat prison
for, like, 25 minutes now.
574
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,921
It's rough.
But you know what?
575
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:16,091
Even though you have been
a jerk to me...
576
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,260
I still love ya.
577
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,429
- Thanks, man.
578
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:24,391
Got a lot of...
anger I need to work through.
579
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:26,601
Tend to push people away.
580
00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:29,855
- Hey, less pushing,
more hugging-what do you say?
581
00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:32,065
Get in here.
- All right.
582
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,901
[grunting laughing]
583
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,111
- Dr. Neden, no!
584
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,113
- You mess with my family,
you mess with me!
585
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,948
- No, Jake Heisenripbauer!
586
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:44,077
- That's right, ninja.
Time to suck this nunchuck!
587
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,248
- So let's not hang out
with Juggalos anymore.
588
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:49,773
- They are who we thought
they were.
589
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:52,210
- Walking, talking
diarrhea people.
590
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,921
- Big Money Hustla's
coming to Thanksgiving.
591
00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:57,382
Those are her boobs.
Oh, my God!
592
00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,384
[fighting, shouting]
593
00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:01,428
- Nice!
594
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:03,555
[dog snorting, party horn blows]
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