All language subtitles for s06e18_-_from_snoop_to_nuts_1

Oh, Mac, doesn't it ever stop?

Seems all we do nowadays is just sit up
here while the scum of society parades

by the bench.

You can always have Dan transferred.

Well, I pretend to like your jokes.

Just call the next case, Mac. People
versus cologne?

Mr. Prosecutor. Yes, sir. Mr. Colon is
charged with operating an illegal

gambling establishment out of his
tidy-dighty diaper service.

Your Honor, I am an honest entrepreneur
in business, and they go busting on me

unjustly without a cause. That is
correct, Your Honor.

Warren Carr, I'm sorry I'm late, Your
Honor, but I represent Mr. Colon, and we

ask for a dismissal.

We do?

On what grounds?

Insufficient evidence.

Insufficient? Sir, we confiscated three
roulette wheels.

six blackjack tables, and a sports board
posting odds on everything from the

Super Bowl to a Bundt cake bake-off in
Queens.

Your Honor, if you will note, the
address on this warrant is 130 East

Canal Street.

Now, Mr. Colon's establishment is
technically at 140 East Canal Street.

Under the rules of evidence, this
constitutes illegal seizure and is, as

such, inadmissible.

And is, as such, inadmissible.

Your Honor, just because of somebody's
typo, are you going to let free a man

with no morals and even less fashion
sense?

I'm afraid defense counsel is correct,
Mr.

Prosecutor. This case is dismissed.

Thank you, Your Honor. It has been a
distinct pleasure to be adjudicated by

you.

Sir, are we on break?

You decide, Mac.

Well, since we don't have a judge, court
recessed.

That wasn't so tough.

All right, Your Honor, what was that all
about?

Miss Sullivan, you ever notice how guys
like Marty Colon always manage to find

some loopholes so they can waltz out of
here scot-free?

Well, still, that's no reason to let
another man handle your gavel.

make a difference. But after a while,
you're just a traffic cop waving them

back and forth night after night. And
for what? The money? Kid coming out of

law school makes more than I do.

Huh. Look what I got to show Ford at the
end of the week.

Five bucks. Great job, huh?

Oh, great, sir. You have that five bucks
you owe me. Thanks.

Paul, I was wondering, has Harry's
behavior seemed different to you in the

past couple of days?

Now that you mention it, no.

It's just that he seems so sullen, and
he was pretty upset out here a few days

ago. And when was the last time he
called a two-hour lunch break?

November 17th.

That day we had the oyster burritos.

Thanks, Paul. You're a real help.

I do what I can.

And the pharmacist says, well, lady, use
it full strength and stay off a bicycle

for two weeks.

Miss Sullivan, shouldn't you knock
before you enter?

Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I didn't realize
you were drinking cologne with Mr.

Booth.

I'll just come back later.

What's that?

Evidence from the Darcy case?

They need IDs.

Oh, man, these are those damn sex toys.
How am I supposed to identify them?

He not only can tell you what they are,
he can give you their trade-in value.

Say, Dan, you know this stuff?

Like the palm of my hand.

Ross, there's something wrong with
Harry.

I know, but he's been a judge too long
for us to do anything about it now.

No, I mean it, Ross. I just saw him in
his office with that gangster, Marty

Colon. And they were smoking cigarettes
and drinking, too.

I say we send him to his room without
dinner.

I'm serious, Ross. I'm going to show
you.

fall asleep, let the batteries run down.

You think I'm crazy, do you? You just
take a look at this.

Ooh.

This is bad.

Hi, kids. You need anything?

Uh, just taking inventory.

One judge.

Mark that down.

was acting weird before.

What do we do now?

I don't know.

Seems to have a mind of its own.

Harry, when one person gives the code,
the other person has to give the proper

countersign.

The chocolate mousse is not in season.

You remembered.

I feel like an idiot.

Welcome to government work.

So, did Cologne offer you the bribe yet?
Not yet. I hope he does soon. This thing

is beginning to chase something awful.

You sure this is going to get everything
down?

Affirmative. The BU-325 recorder is
genuine state-of-the-art. We're talking

indestructible.

Unless you hit it right there.

How could I be so wrong?

I was so sure Harry was up to something
shady.

Christine, do you remember last month
when Harry convinced you his hush

puppies were made out of real puppies?

Oh, of course.

This is one of Harry's stupid jokes.

Well, he's not going to get me this
time.

Nobody makes a fool out of Christine
Sullivan.

She's right.

Some things a person just has to do for
herself.

There we go.

That should do it.

This is your first assignment, isn't it,
Tim?

What, are you kidding?

It's my second.

Now, you're sure Cologne's not getting
suspicious at all? I tell you, he's

buying it, Tim.

Luckily, I know how to talk to gangsters
in their own lingo.

Really? Could you do a little for me?

I just did.

Oh.

Loved it.

Your Honor, I need to speak to you.
Quick, out the back. No, wait, wait. Can

I hide? I'm really good at that.

Just hurry.

How's your little tea party?

Uh, excuse me? Too bad your gangster
friend had to leave so soon, Harry.

Oh, well... So, what's your underworld
nickname?

Spatz? Lusty?

Miss Sullivan.

No, I'm sorry, that name's already
taken.

But why don't we discuss it over this
scotch, which bears a distinct

resemblance to... apple juice?

Bottoms up, Harry. No, no, I wouldn't do
that. Uh, Miss...

Maybe you should sit down right over
here.

Who's what?

Him! Where? Over there! Who?

The man that was under your desk!

You know, I think that scotch went right
to your head. You probably need a little

food to absorb it. Why don't you get to
the cafeteria, and I'll catch up with

you in a minute.

Sure, Wilmer's. I know it. Yeah, down on
4th Street.

12. See you in five minutes.

I

don't

get it. How could it short circuit?

That group of cheerleaders walked by.

I guess I couldn't handle the pressure.

America meant something.

He was in there, Ross. I saw him this
time. He was hiding under the desk and

Harry didn't want me to see him.

You guys were playing hide and seek and
you didn't tell me?

What have you been drinking?

Scotch.

Don't worry, I do not have a problem
with alcohol.

Where are you going? To a bar on 4th
Street.

Probably one of those hormone things.

I came down to visit Harry, and Dr.
Dumont was nice enough to join me. Oh, a

doctor. How's Buddy doing?

Oh, he seems to be doing wonderfully
lately.

Except for that saran wrap incident.

But I'm feeling much better now.

So, doctor, what exactly is your
position at the institution?

Well, I'm a...

I take it he's not on staff.

How long can he stay like that?

Once he kept it up for over an hour.

Got leg cramps, something fierce.

But brought back nine birds.

Buddy, want to do something about Benji
the Demented here?

Just kidding. Good boy. Down. Good boy.

Oh, King!

Heel!

Hello. I don't believe we've met.

Oh, I've done it again, haven't I?

At least this time there's nothing to
clean up.

I tell you, Marty.

I got into this business because I
thought the law was Jake, and a straight

Joe like me could make a difference.

But Lady Justice played me for a theft.

You have to smoke that thing.

All right.

I should quit.

I'd stay away from the nachos.

Justice, Marty.

I'm not kidding myself.

I'm not helping anybody or anything.

What'll you have?

Oh, nothing to drink for me, thank you.

Honey, did you notice the sign outside?
This is a bar.

You sit, you drink.

I'll have an iced tea.

Right. Big night out.

Harry, I want to tell you something.

This is going to be a good night for
you. A good night?

Marty, a good night for me is Friday.

That's when I get to crawl home to an
empty apartment with a taste of sleazy

crime in my mouth and the vision of a
woman etched onto my brain like the

tattoo on a drunken sailor.

I think you're losing me, Judge.

Talking about a dame, Marty.

A skirt.

Name her Sullivan.

Oh.

All the courts and all the towns and all
the... Why does she have to work in

mine?

Harry, I'm having a little trouble
understanding you.

Have you had some dental work done
recently?

Here you go, honey.

One iced tea.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Perhaps this will ease the pain that
hurts.

You know what that is?

It's an incredibly expensive watch.

Marty, I can't accept something like
this from you.

Nonsense, Harry. It's just my way of
saying thank you for protecting my

rights. And my friends and I pay good
money to be well protected.

Do you comprehend my gist?

Yeah, Marty.

I think I do.

Well, will you look who's here.

Miss Sullivan?

And Mr. Capone. It's cologne.

Will you look at the time? Harry and I
have got to get back to work.

I think we've got time to finish our
drink.

Oh, sure. Yeah.

Sure, guys.

Down the hatch. Bottoms up.

I'll be at the bar. It appears that you
and the lady need some time alone by

yourselves.

All right, Harry, I know what you're up
to, and you can't get away with it.

Buster.

Buster? Don't change the subject. I am
not leaving here until you tell me one

thing.

Is my face really etched on your brain?

Oh, hell, what have you been drinking?

Nothing. Oh, right.

Hey! Hey!

Tell him I haven't been drinking
anything but this iced tea.

Oh.

I bet Eddie gave her a Long Island iced
tea.

Long Island iced tea?

Yeah, a splash of cola, a splash of soda
mixed with rum vodka, gin and tequila.

Would the lady like another?

I think she'll pass this round.

Well, your friend is certainly
enthusiastic.

Oh, yeah. I think he's taken a liking to
Dan.

Mr. Fielding, honest.

You lay one more paw on me, I'll have
you sick.

You think it's easy for me having to
live with this thing? It's a nightmare.

If only there was some way, some
warning.

Kim,

come back here!

Oh, we'd better go find him. Last time
this happened, he almost got hit by a

car.

Hey, who can take a... package here.

Harry Stone asked me to deliver the
lady.

Do you know her?

Everybody's upside down.

Put her right over here.

Somebody stop this couch from spinning.

Here you go, Wilbur, for your troubles.

Gee, thanks.

Now Mom can have that operation.

What do you think we should do?

Well... Now, second thought, you know,
it's been my experience when they're

this drunk, there's no challenge in it.

Oh, Harry!

I gotta stop Harry, Matt! No, no, no,
no, no, no, no. You just settle back and

take it easy. No, no, Matt, Matt, Harry,
Harry's gonna become a criminal.

I look like a tattooed sailor.

Oh, my head.

Come on, Christy, now.

Get yourself together.

You're right. You're right. I think I'll
just touch my butt.

Yeah, and while you do that, I'll go get
you some aspirin.

And a muzzle.

Hey.

Better now.

So, what's this about Harry?

Oh, buddy, he's lost.

He feels like he's all alone and he
doesn't have anybody. He doesn't have

any money. He doesn't have any family.

He doesn't have anything. And he's
ruining his life.

He's not alone.

I gotta talk to him.

He's at Wilbur's on 4th Street.

Okay. Tell the guys to keep an eye on
King for me, okay?

King? Who's King?

You're straight with our routine, Harry.

Like blowing bubbles, Marty.

One of your friends call, I am there for
them.

Precisely. I'm telling you, pal, in six
months... Hey, Harry.

Buddy.

What do you do? Leave a trail of
breadcrumbs for these people?

Harry, we have to talk.

Buddy, can't you see that...

It's all right. I have some other
business to attend to. I will be

speaking to you again at another time.

Buddy, what the hell are you doing here?
I had to come, Harry.

I talked to Christine. She told me
everything.

And I can't let you ruin your life.

Buddy, I know what you're thinking, but
things are not as they seem.

That's what they teach us at the
institution.

Buddy, uh...

This whole thing is a scam.

It's like a play.

Play?

This is part of a government sting to
catch some criminals who have been

bribing judges.

Really?

Then all that stuff Christine told me
about your feeling alone, without any

family, that was all part of the act?

Right.

What a relief.

And to think I almost told you that I
was your father.

You mean my stepfather.

No, I mean your real father.

But now I guess there's no need to tell
you.

What? Heck, I always figured you'd be
better off not knowing anyway, so you

won't hear it from me.

a minute, buddy. Wait a minute. You're
trying to tell me that you are my real

father?

Well, since you brought it up.

Yeah.

How can that be?

Oh.

That's a long story.

Maybe we should put aside a time to talk
about all this.

Yeah. What's the rush? It took 30...
years to tell me this much. What's 38

more?

Having a problem here, Harry? Nothing
you can fix, Cologne.

What's with him?

Kids.

Gee, I'm sorry.

Sorry I spoiled your little play with
Harry.

Play? You guys really had me fooled
until Harry explained it was all part of

a government sting.

Is that so?

You know, we did a performance of Three
Little Pigs at the institution.

I played the beanstalk.

What? I'm sorry.

Oh, I really ought to go find Harry.
Nice talking to you. Yeah, anytime.

Oh, what about Tuesday?

I'll let you know.

Great.

I want you and Sal to go down to the
municipal court building now.

You will find there a judge named Harry
T. Stone.

He's wearing a very expensive new watch.

Kill him.