All language subtitles for S07E16 - WEdding Bell Blues 2

Previously on Night Court... Well, it's
all over, Your Honor. We're walking.

You're on strike, Art? What happened?

Management turned down all pay raises,
and then they tried to impose a freeze

on hiring, so we'd have to do twice the
work.

So that means you'd have to do the
belching and scratching for two?

I got offered a job with the Drug
Enforcement Agency.

Tony, that's great!

There's only one downside.

What?

They want me to start tomorrow, and then
I have to leave the country for six

months.

Well, I can change in six months. You
might decide you don't want to come

back, or you might meet another woman.

All right, let me see. How can I prove
to you I'm coming back?

I now pronounce you man and wife.

Buona fortuna!

Oh, I can't believe I did such a stupid
thing. I got married in an Italian

restaurant. What could be more idiotic?

Well, a chicken and waffle joint comes
to mind.

And I'm just... Not sure that I have a
future with a man who could go off for

six months to some South American
jungle.

I know how I feel, and I know what I
want.

When you figure out what you want, take
this down and file it,

or you could throw it in the trash.

Congratulations, Robinson.

Your job is to assign each co-worker to
a specific function.

Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, Bozo. I didn't
go to law school to want to be a mop

jockey. Sorry, Fielding. The presiding
judge said all personnel are to assist

in whatever way necessary to keep these
courts functioning.

Sorry, Dan.

That includes you, too, Stone.

Christina, you still moping because of
Tony? I mean, it's been three weeks,

girl. I know, Roz, I'm trying.

But I just got a call from my doctor.

I'm going to be a mother.

I can't believe it.

You're actually pregnant?

You think you're surprised?

I just went to the doctor because, well,
I was feeling run down and a little

nauseous. I had that a few weeks ago.

I felt headachy, sick to my stomach.

Did you swell up like a balloon until a
baby popped out of you?

No, I would have remembered that.

Oh, God, what am I going to do? I'm not
ready to have a baby.

Well, the first thing would be to
contact Tony.

Harry's right. After all, he is the
father.

Yes, he's the father.

So, do you have any idea how to get a
hold of him?

Well, he's undercover somewhere in South
America.

Oh, God, what if I look for him and I
can't find him?

What if I can find him and he doesn't
care?

Oh, what if I find him and he thinks
that I've done this on purpose to get

him to come back to New York?

Whoa, Christine, hold on a second here.

I think you may be underestimating the
guy. I mean, what man wouldn't be proud

to find out that his woman was carrying
his child?

You come to mind.

I will have you know there was a time
when I thought I was going to be a

father. When I found out it was a false
alarm, I was very upset.

Right, I remember that. You were dancing
on your table saying, party at my place.

We all grieve in our own ways.

Um, could you keep that line open? I'm
waiting for a call from the Drug

Enforcement Agency about Tony.

No problem.

Sorry, we're keeping this line open.

Maybe now we can get a little court work
done?

Hey, I'm willing, but prosecution hasn't
given us any files yet. I got them, I

got them. Here they are.

Typing files so my fingers cramped up. I
still white out all over my suit.

But thanks to Mac, I've learned how to
use a three-hole punch.

Don't blame me because the clerical
workers joined the walkout. Yeah, well,

it's ridiculous for a man in my position
not to have a secretary.

Yeah, I heard you've been reduced to
chasing yourself around the office.

We all have problems, Dan. Can we get
started, Mac? Yes, sir.

People versus nibble gun charged with
soil

testing.

Check that. That should be Nicholson
charged with soliciting.

Mrs. Nicholson was arrested while
propositioning an otter.

Uh, that's officer.

I may be easy, but I am not sick.

How does your client plead?

Uh, guilty.

I assume that means guilty, Your Honor.

Okay, court finds Miss Nibble gone
guilty of soil testing and honor. $100

fine, time served.

Well, congratulations, Robinson.

You've really got this galley running
ship-shaped.

Oh, really?

Come on, you'd never be able to tell
these swabbies don't do this full-time.

Okie-dokie, one steak dinner, that'll be
$885.

What? That can't be right.

Sorry, I didn't see you had that roll.

By the way, the lady's head is low on
toilet paper.

Make way!

Officer coming through!

Mac! Yeah?

You don't happen to have a message for
me, do you?

No, no word from the DEA. But I did
learn that the ladies' room is out of

paper products.

Mac, I'm trying to do my job, but there
isn't another spare roll in this

building. Well, I'll just have to dip
into my private stash.

Here you go.

Thank you, Mac.

I'm sure at this point nobody will care
this single ply.

Excuse me.

I'd like to speak to the chef, please.

If you're sure you want to.

I paid a lot of money for this steak,
and it's too tough.

Oh, well, then let me tenderize it for
you.

Bon appetit.

Excuse me, I'm looking for Christine
Sullivan.

She's right over there.

Excuse me, Miss Sullivan.

Richard Kern, Drug Enforcement Agency.

Oh, yes, please sit down.

I understand you've been looking for one
Anthony Giuliano. Yes, I have. Do you

know where he is? May I first inquire as
to the nature of your relationship with

Mr. Giuliano?

Oh, we were married three weeks ago.
Religious or civil ceremony?

Italian.

We were married in an Italian
restaurant.

How come we have no record of your
marriage?

Oh, well, I haven't filed the license
yet. Uh-huh. So then you're not actually

married, are you, Miss Sullivan?

Well, I suppose you want to get
technical.

Look, I can only tell you this much.

Agent Giuliano's on a highly classified
mission.

There's no way I can contact him.

Well... If I were you, I would operate
under the assumption that you won't be

seeing him again. Oh, God, there must be
something I can do.

Well, come to think of it, there is. Oh,
please tell me anything.

I'll try to be brief.

this in your life?

Yeah.

One Thanksgiving when an old possum
crawled into Grandma Shannon's heating

duct and died.

Ever since then, the overpowering gamey
smell of decay reminds me of the

holidays.

someone to take this garbage downstairs
where it belongs.

Let me show you the process.

If you have a grievance, you put it in
writing, and you give it to Robinson.

That's called going through channels.

Channels. Everything works if you go
through channels.

Shine those shoes and suck in that gut,
Taylor.

Okay, mommy, smile for the kids.

I'm going to make a video record of your
entire pregnancy.

I even got a weatherproof lens in case
your water breaks during a close-up.

Oh, please, Paul. I'm really not in the
mood right now.

Any word on Tony?

No, and I don't expect to hear anything.

I guess it's going to be pretty tough
being a single mom and everything.

Of course, you could always marry
someone else.

Well, Bull, I'm not going to marry a
stranger just so my baby will have a

father.

I was thinking more in terms of a man
you already know.

Someone who loves kids?

Someone you work with?

I don't snore and I can work a caulking
gun.

Oh.

Oh, well.

Bull.

A kid needs a dad around to show him the
basics.

You know, how to throw a ball, how to
fish, how to survive a blizzard by

cutting open a bear and using the
insides for warmth.

Oh, Bull.

As flattered as I am, and oh, I am
flattered.

I, you know, I just don't think that we
have enough in common to really make a

go of it.

We would have needed a lot of
counseling, all right.

You know, to be honest, I just wanted to
be around a baby.

Really?

Yeah. I figured it'd be kind of like
meet a new best friend who just happens

to be real short and wets his pants a
lot.

Harry, you've got to do something about
this stench. I know, I know. The heating

system must be cooking the garbage out
in the hallway. Just keep spraying.

No, I can't. This bottle's going to last
me all night.

Dan, I'm asking as a friend.

All right, all right, all right.

Twenty bucks.

Twenty bucks for a can of air freshener?

For one spray.

Get out of your mind. You think I'm
going to pay 20 bucks for a spray?

Five.

That wasn't a spray. That was a squirt.

You wanted to see me, sir?

Yes, ma'am.

Your friend Marley seems to think that I
should be going through channels.

Oh.

Mr. Floor's supervisor?

Well, I'll have to refer this to my
janitorial staff. Good.

Harry, get that stuff out of there.

Your Honor, do you have a minute? If
you're wearing perfume, I've got all

night.

What's up?

I'm quitting.

Quitting what?

My job.

What are you talking about?

Well, I've been thinking about it a lot,
and there's no way I can keep working

and give my baby everything it needs.

Wait a minute, you're only six weeks
along. Don't you think you're jumping

the gun here a little bit?

The first three months of a pregnancy
are the most crucial. You know,

according to this book, my baby, as we
speak, is sprouting leg buds.

I'm sure it's a great-looking pair of
leg buds.

Who knows, in this environment, this
building is so old, there's probably

asbestos in the ventilation system,
there's cigarette butts out in the

hallway. No, I wouldn't be surprised if
there was an old Camaro out in the

hallway.

Where are you going to go?

Back home to Buffalo.

Buffalo?

Why don't you just stay here and sleep
in your freezer?

I happen to have grown up there, and I
want my baby to have everything I did.

To be around family, to grow up in a
warm house with a big backyard so he can

play with a dog named Puddles.

Puddles?

Well, he was a little nervous.

Miss Sullivan, stop.

Listen to yourself. Do you realize how
ridiculous you sound?

What?

to thank you for your good wishes.

My resignation will be here in the
morning.

Miss Sullivan!

Oh, damn.

Miss Sullivan!

Just a minute.

Oh, dear.

Peace offering.

For the little one.

This is Baby's first present.

Hope he likes it.

Minus eight months is a tough age to
shop for.

Thank you, Harry.

It's also an apology for this afternoon.
Oh, please, you don't need to apologize.

We were just trying to help. Well,
partly, but I was also trying to talk

you out of going, because we're going to
miss you.

I'm going to miss you.

It's hard to believe you're... I know.

I'm going to have a baby.

Hey,

guys.

Neato.

It's Uncle Harry.

Say something to Christine's baby, sir.

Hi, I'm Harry, but then aren't we all...

Well, maybe he hasn't heard it yet, sir.

Hey, Christine.

Hi. Harry told us you were quitting, so
we came by to wish you luck. And we

brought some gifts for the little tyke.
Oh, you guys are too generous.

Yeah. I left the price tag on mine in
case you had any doubts about that.

I got you a gift, too, Christine.

But no peeking. It's a surprise.

Well, it turns out a stewardess I'm
seeing lives in your building. Oh,

really? What's her name?

I don't know.

Relationship really hasn't progressed
that far yet.

Oh, I got something for the little bun.

Oh, Dan, that is so sweet.

It's anatomically correct, too.

I'll take your word for it.

It's Uncle Dan.

Say something to the baby, Uncle Dan.

You're going to love breastfeeding.

So, Christine, have you decided when
you're going to move yet?

Yeah, in a couple of weeks. I'll give my
notice and then I'll have to start

packing.

You know, even though we're all going to
miss you, I think you're doing a smart

thing by moving back to Buffalo.

Why?

Moving there so she'll be in a cleaner
and a more wholesome and a...

Safer environment.

Buffalo, New York.

Well, all right, it's not a garden spot,
but I did grow up there, and I had a

wonderful childhood.

Right, and your whole family's there,
right?

Well, actually, it's just my dad and his
Uncle Irv.

Well, I'm sure you still have friends
you grew up with. Oh, yeah, yeah. As a

matter of fact, I went to my high school
reunion, and I saw this girl who was in

my math class, Carol, I think.

Anyway, I'm going to look her up.

Well, you know what? The great thing is,
though, you're going to be living in

your dad's old, big, comfortable house,
not some, you know, crappy, cheesy

condominium.

Yeah, well, actually, my dad did sell
his house, but he's living in the nicest

condominium.

Long day, huh?

Yeah.

Take care. Oh, thank you so much for
coming and for the gifts.

You remember we're here and we care
about you no matter where you go or what

you do.

Hey, you, you want to open Harry's gift?

Oh, no.

Oh, how cute.

Oh, no.

Well, you'll have to wear these when
Harry comes to visit.

Let's see, what have we here?

Oh, a book from Auntie Roz.

Horton stomps a who.

And let's see. This is from Mac and Quan
Lee.

Oh.

It's a picture of Mommy and all her
friends at work.

Okay. That's Mac.

And that's Bull, who's a little bit
different, but he means well.

And that's Dan.

Who doesn't?

And that's Harry.

And that's Roz.

Oh, baby, we are so lucky to have such
good friends.

They're almost like family.

They are my family.

But they will come to visit us.

Every time they're on their way to...

Ottawa?

Who am I kidding?

Oh, New York. It's so filthy. It's
crowded. It's noisy.

You'd be too mad at me if I were to
change my mind about moving, would you?

I mean, let's face it, sweetie.

My life is here.

Our life is here.

Hi there!

I'm Steve, your new neighbor!

Don't worry, you'll get used to that,
too.

Of course, I don't know if Tony's coming
back, but even if he does, we still have

an awful lot to work out.

So, um, if you guys don't mind, I may
have to lean on you now and then.

Come on.

It was just my way of saying I'm glad
you're staying.

We're all glad you're staying. Thank
you, sir. Thank you, guys.

Now, if you don't mind, I have a few
files to go over.

Paul, do you really intend to follow me
around until the baby's born?

Don't be silly.

I've only got a thousand hours of tape.

Good nose you're on and the strike's
over.

You're back!

You best. Come to my arms, you little
socket monkey.

If you're back, that means the
secretaries are back.

I've got a moment too soon, either.
Yesterday, I caught myself noticing a

bag lady's visible panty light.

Oh, hey, your honor. Now that I'm back
on a job, I'll take care of that fixture

in the courtroom.

I'm counting on you.

Well, guess we better all get back to
work. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, Matt, I guess things are finally
going to get back to normal around here.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Uh, sir?

Sir? Look, I know I rode you pretty hard
the last couple of weeks. Hey, but you

did volunteer me for the job.

You're not going to try to get back at
me, are you?

Oh, I don't think I'm that petty, Mac.

Of course, we'll know for sure in the
next couple of days.

Won't we?