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Don't anybody move.
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Don't try anything silly.
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Believe me, we won't, Mr.
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Beepo.
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Beepo? You got a problem with that?
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Absolutely not on you. It works.
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I just heard some clown escape from
holding a... Hello.
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So, uh, Beepo, what seems to be the
problem?
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Well, for starters, I'm a 48-year-old
man named Beepo.
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Well, I can see how that might place you
under a lot of pressure, but I think
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that... You're not going to start in
with that. I'm a special human being,
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but life is really worth living kind of
crap, are you?
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Not now, no.
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Judge, are you just going to stand here
and converse with this man?
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Who is this annoying little insect?
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This is Clark Edwards. He's with City
Services.
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And I'm conducting an official city
audit.
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Eat a fiber cereal, Clark.
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Look, Meatball, what is it you want?
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I want a car.
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A real one for a change.
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Without 15 other guys in the back seat.
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I want a plane ticket to a place where I
can be around normal people who treat me
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seriously as a human being.
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And they wonder why I love circus
people.
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Look, Beepo, I think we can all
understand what you're going through.
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Oh, really?
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Have you ever had seltzer squirted down
your pants five times a day, every day
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for 25 years?
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No.
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But you've given me an idea for the
weekend.
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What was that?
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I'm going to find a SWAT team.
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Security.
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Bellevue. Come on, come on.
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Freeze!
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What do you think you're doing?
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Mine. This is walking against the wind.
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Whoa! Really blowing out there today,
huh?
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If anybody else tries to leave this
room, I'm going to plug them.
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Understand? I thought he was going to
kill us. Oh, relax, Mr. Edwards.
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He's got a gun.
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How can you be so calm?
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Because thanks to the crack security
you've sent us down here, we've kind of
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gotten used to this sort of thing.
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Don't... Cry on my shoulder, Judge
Stone. We provide you with the best
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security money can buy.
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Yeah? Well, have you ever thought about
taking a couple of days to train them
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first?
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I've had a lot of experience with
hostage situations.
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I think our best bet is to shut off the
air conditioning, not let them have any
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food, then wait for negotiations to
break down and shoot him.
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You see, it's just some highway flares
with a cheap alarm clock.
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Sure looked real enough to me.
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But to the practice that I... You've got
to realize that I've been in the
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explosive disposal game for nearly a
quarter of a century.
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No kidding.
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Without a major mishap, I might add.
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Somebody call the bomb squad.
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Hallelujah!
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You. Okay, where's the bomb?
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Right here.
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Oh, boy, I'll bet someone's shorts are
full of bricks right now, huh?
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What to do, boys? Watch this, Watson.
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All right. You make one move, I'll blow
your brains into the office downstairs.
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I got no problem with that.
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and we had the judge wired.
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We're arresting the judge. We had
fielding wired.
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You mean?
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Oh, for crying out loud.
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Isn't that the craziest thing?
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Boy, you get a peanut vendor in here and
you get charge admission at this place.
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Well, fortunately, there is someone here
who manages to stay cool, calm, and
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professional at all times.
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Excuse me.
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Nothing. Oh, no, I distinctly heard
you... me.
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Well, to be frank, sir, there have been
several occasions when you've acted like
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a... World-class beanhead?
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Oh, really?
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Name one.
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Well, okay. How about the time you were
fired?
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I cannot believe this is Harris Lassidy
on the job.
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It won't be the same without him.
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No more whoopee cushions in the jury
box.
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No more courtroom hootenanny.
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No more Jane Pauly look-alike contest.
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I never did get my trophy.
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Oh, poor Harry. This whole thing must
have him really depressed.
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broke his fall.
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Okay, so once I was under a lot of
stress and I did something that might be
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considered a little silly.
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Once?
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Fuel Court Part 2 is now in session. The
Honorable Harold T. Stone presiding.
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is ready. Oh, swell.
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You have the temerity to come into my
courtroom dressed like
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that and you don't even have one of
these?
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Oh, I get it. It's turned into gang up
on the judge night around here, huh? Oh,
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no, not at all, Harry. We're just waxing
nostalgic about some of your, shall we
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say, less than professional moments.
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You are calling me unprofessional?
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You want to hear about this guy's
unprofessionalism? Sure.
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Clowns love seeing other people
miserable.
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There he goes.
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Daddy dearest.
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I don't know.
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Believe it or not, I think Dan can make
a very good father.
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Say, hello. Are we talking about the
same Dan Fielding who lobbied to instate
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leash laws for children?
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Underneath that smarmy, sex-crazed
exterior lies another Dan Fielding.
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It
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was
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a gift for a sick friend.
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I hope for your sake, Mr.
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Fielding. that this was not the
briefcase you billed the city for. Oh,
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Clark, relax.
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That one was destroyed in a
court-related incident involving Miss
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Sullivan's almost wedding.
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Oh, I don't think we need to hear about
that one. It was a valid extent.
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I want to hear about it. I don't care if
you've got a gun. The answer's no.
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I'm afraid I'll have to insist.
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Okay, say she was marrying this real
zero. Harry was conducting the ceremony
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in the courtroom.
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I'll pay for the briefcase!
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Miss Sullivan!
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Oh, all right!
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To have and to hold through sickness and
health, rich or poor, for
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as long as you both shall live.
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This case cost me over $200.
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I can believe it. It's not leaking at
all.
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And you think the state will allow that
one? Keep your trust on, Clark.
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I've made sure that I'm never going to
have that problem again.
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Look at this. Check it out, huh?
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It has a special feature. It's very
important for this particular courtroom.
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It can be sponge cleaned.
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Not only that, it's indestructible.
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You're lucky you weren't bragging about
your pants.
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Hey, Beepo, is that really necessary?
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Yeah. I hate aluminum.
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As long as you have a good reason.
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Your Honor, security's standing by and
the SWAT team's on his way.
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Wouldn't want to be in your shoes.
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Listen, Beepo, his real name's not
Beepo.
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Found out we're really dealing with Milt
Rudman. I hate that name!
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He was picked up after starting a fight
with some guy at the circus.
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That geek started razzing me.
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He was a real nerd, huh?
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No, a geek. Got to bite the heads off
chickens.
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I was real ticked off, too, because my
fiancée just left me.
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We were in love.
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She was going to have my name tattooed
on her.
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If there was room for it.
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Uh, see, babe.
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Listen, I know it's a tough time for
you, it's bad, but now that you two have
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split, um, you got a picture of her
naked?
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Is this guy as sleazy as I think he is?
Hey, I am not sleazy. I am ethically
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questionable. In regards to women, there
is a big difference.
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Oh, you're throwing out loud. What would
you call a man who goes down to the dock
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to see off the Navy ships and then
passes out his cards to the wives and
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girlfriends left behind?
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A visionary.
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He has been like this since the day I
met him.
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Christine Sullivan, legal aide, Dan
Fielding, assistant DA.
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Hi, how are you? You know, I think all
this talk about the death of casual sex
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is premature, don't you?
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I think all you're really interested in
is sex.
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I need satisfaction and I need it now.
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I understand.
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You want to be alone?
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You are the most despicable form of life
I've ever met.
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You personify everything vile and ugly
about men.
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I understand.
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You need a little more time.
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We could be magic together.
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Dan, I thought you understood.
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I don't want sexual satisfaction from a
man.
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No problem.
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You're spineless and desperate.
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All the qualities I look for in a man.
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Meet me at midnight.
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Midnight. Midnight. Yes, midnight.
That's good. Midnight. Good. Are you
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forgetting something?
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Now, my little mountain drop, no matter
how much you sweat, hold on to the
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handlebars.
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Oh, great. Well, yes, you can make it.
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Terrific. I'm looking forward to it.
I've heard a lot about you.
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Candy.
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I have had every woman in this building.
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I have had stewardesses from 14 foreign
countries.
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I have had den mothers.
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Do you have any idea what the act of
love is all about?
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You've reduced it to its primitive form,
made it into some animalistic ritual
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totally devoid of any respect, humanity,
or commitment.
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So what do you say?
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Oh, great, sure. Concentrate on the
negative.
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I mean, why don't you tell them about
all the good things I've done?
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What good things?
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What about when I saved your life? Have
you forgotten that?
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No, but I'm trying. He saved Christine?
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It's true. If Dan hadn't been carrying
this card, she wouldn't be with us
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today.
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Wanda's whip emporium.
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How to save a choking victim.
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Step one, give the victim a swift blow
to the back to clear air passage.
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Step two, clear the mouth of any foreign
object. Step three, loosen constrictive
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clothing.
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safe than sorry.
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Dan, you saved my life.
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Miss Sullivan, he felt you up.
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Dan, I owe you everything.
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How can I possibly repay you?
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Sleep with me.
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Who the hell are you?
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I'm the hotel manager, sir, with the
champagne you requested. Oh, great. You
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found it. Yes, indeed. Though it was a
difficult task. After all, chateau
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libido is not one of our usual brands.
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Shall I unscrew it for you?
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Perfect. This could be the greatest
night of my life.
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Okay, I want this over with before it
vomits.
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Let the good times roll in.
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Let me count the ways.
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I know 52 of them.
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Right. Talk it deep.
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It's poop time.
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Oh, my God.
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What's the matter?
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A spy satellite.
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You know, I better close these curtains.
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Dan, there's a man out on the ledge.
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Mr.
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Phelps, why are you doing this? this?
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Because, uh, I'm 38 years old. Well, so
am I.
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And I'm a virgin.
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Happy landings.
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All right, so you're not getting any.
Big deal. What about us guys who are?
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I didn't mean to ruin your evening. It's
just... Just what?
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I can't make up your mind about
anything, can you? Well, listen, if
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you're gonna stay, stay. If you're gonna
jump, jump!
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Hey, hey!
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This man just saved your life.
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And now, you gotta sleep here.
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Oh, beep, beep, beep.
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If you listened to these guys, you would
think I was some kind of lowlife.
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Well, you know, Dan, when someone acts
as immaturely towards women as you do,
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he's really pretty much asking for it.
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What does that mean, this time?
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Oh, please.
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Do I really have to remind you how you
acted when my old roommate from college,
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Heather, came to visit?
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Hey, so what brings old Heather by?
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Well, she just flew in to host a seminar
upstate on motifs of death in Russian
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literature.
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Sounds like a real party animal.
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No, you are really going to like her.
She's so sweet and she has a wonderful
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personality.
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She's a schnauzer.
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Oh, here she comes. Now, please, guys,
please be nice to her.
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It's not like I'm asking you to follow
her feet.
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Christine, hi.
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Oops.
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Look at the way she walks.
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Yeah, kind of takes the wrinkles out of
the old robe, you know?
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Are you two done mentally
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undressing my friend?
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Hold it a sec.
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All right, I admit, she's very
attractive, but Heather has flaws and
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imperfections just like everyone else.
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Do I detect noted jealousy?
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No, no, it's true.
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You know what she even said to me about
you two?
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She said that she might consider taking
one of you two guys upstate with her for
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the weekend.
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Is that flighty or what?
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give the prosecution a chance to hose
down.
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I am ashamed of you acting like a
rutting pig.
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I gotta be me.
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You don't see Judge Stone behaving that
way, do you?
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Hey, I'm an emotional guy.
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You should have seen me when I met
Morley Safer.
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Judge Stone's office.
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It's the SWAT team.
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Well, where the hell are they? They were
supposed to be here a long time ago.
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They misunderstood.
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For the past three hours, they've been
surrounding a bar called the Port House.
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They'll be here as soon as they paint
their tabs.
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Well, call them back and tell them
they'll just be wasting their time.
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I'm giving myself up, Judge.
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What? I'm giving myself up.
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If it matters, you're doing the right
thing.
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Doesn't matter.
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You know, before I showed up here, I
thought I was the silliest, stupidest,
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most pathetic person I knew.
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But you showed me there are even bigger
yo-yos in the world.
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Glad we could help.
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Come on, Beep.
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Sure. Where are you taking me? Strip
search.
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You're in luck. They fixed the heater
down there.
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Well, Mr. Edwards, I guess you can see
that though our methods are a bit
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unusual, we somehow get the job done.
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Your imaginative solutions don't
surprise me.
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After the unbelievable crock you tried
to pawn off on me today.
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What? You mean to tell me that after we
saved your weaselly yet sinewy little
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neck, you still plan to press charges?
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What I am saying is that I remain
unconvinced that for some reason bizarre
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incidents happen on a regular basis in
your courtroom.
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Believe everything you said.
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Just send me the bill and what do you
say we both forget we ever met each
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other?
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What's going on, Bull?
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Well, I went to the circus to find a
friend of Beepo's. But strangely enough,
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he didn't have any.
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Is that where you got the elephant?
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Murray!
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I told you to wait.
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