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For the past six years, my best friends
and I have been partners in something
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that we call the MILF Pact.
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Basically, what it is, is a yearly
challenge for us all to let our
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inhibitions run wild and feed on our
husbands with much younger men.
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The rules are basically this.
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Starting on June 1st and ending on July
1st, we all have to figure out how to
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have at least one encounter with a boy
over 18 but under 25.
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Oh, and getting caught gets you kicked
out of the pact.
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Why do we do it, knowing how risky it
is?
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Because life is fucking short, that's
why.
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Okay, so who wants to go first?
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Why don't you go first?
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I feel like yours is absolutely crazy,
I'm sure.
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It is, but that's why I want to save it
to the end. Also, I went first last
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year. True.
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Okay, I'll go.
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So, do you guys remember that Tuna Mind
Nathan that I saw you about?
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Well, after many failed attempts, I
finally came up with a plan that worked.
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And I got a bonus out of it.
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I was playing for keeps with this one.
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I know the tradition is to have a quick
fling, but I found a way to keep my boy
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on retainer.
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Wow, this is actually really nice.
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I think it's a little smaller, but god
damn, it's way better than my dorm room.
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You know, Nathan, you'll also have
access to the main house and all of the
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amenities. You know, so long as my
husband isn't around.
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Really? Why when your husband's not
around?
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Oh, no reason.
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He's just not completely sold on the
idea of renting out the guest house. He
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wanted to turn it into an art studio.
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You know, I don't really want to be in
the middle of a situation like that. It
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might be kind of awkward.
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No, no, no. Not awkward at all.
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We actually need the money. You'd be
doing me a favor. I mean, us a favor.
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Um, I know I... I don't want this to be
some kind of conflict of interest. I
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mean, you are my professor.
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This could be some kind of preferential
treatment, and I just... Oh, no, not at
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all. The way I see it, I'd be protecting
my investment.
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You're going to do great things with
that big brain of yours one day.
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I don't want you getting distracted by
all the riffraff at the dorm.
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Okay. So I guess the last thing to do is
meet your husband before I sign the
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lease.
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That won't be necessary.
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Why don't you just focus on getting
settled in?
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Relaxing.
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It's your new home now.
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Miss Cole?
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Yes, Nathan?
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I thought I could help you relax a
little bit. You seem so tense.
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I feel a little overwhelmed.
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You know what? I've got to go get my
stuff from the car. I'll be right back
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in a second.
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Yeah.
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Yeah,
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I can't wait to unpack my bag.
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Miss Colt.
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Miss Colt.
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Oh, I love this shirt. It's nice.
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Make it more pink.
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Oh, my God.
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Need any help?
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What are you doing?
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I told you you had access to all of the
amenities.
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That includes me.
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What about your husband?
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He's not home.
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Don't you remember what I told you?
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I don't remember much of anything right
now.
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Maybe that's what's on your memory. Oh,
God.
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Oh my god.
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Ah!
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I love you.
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Oh, yeah.
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What do you mean?
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Oh my God.
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So good.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes. Can I do this like
that?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh.
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Fuck, guys.
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Fuck yeah.
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keep living in your guest house now?
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The gift that keeps on giving.
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Okay. Who wants to go next?
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Okay.
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I'll go.
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So, I told you all that I was trying to
fuck my stepdaughter's boyfriend.
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Fiance.
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Now.
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No. Yes.
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And I finally figured out a strategy
that worked.
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I had everything perfectly planned.
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Sabrina went out with her dad for the
day, and Max and I were all alone.
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I dressed in some skimpy clothes to get
his attention, but it didn't occur to
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me that his generation doesn't notice
anything unless it takes place on their
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phone.
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Hey, bro.
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Holy shit, dude. That was fire.
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Why haven't you put it on your Instagram
story yet? I wasn't even sure what
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language he was speaking.
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I was getting absolutely nowhere.
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And then it occurred to me how I could
get him to notice me.
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Hey, Mac.
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Getting all settled in?
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Um, did you mean to send me this?
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Oh, my God.
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How embarrassing.
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Obviously, I meant that for Sabrina's
dad.
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Never.
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But now that I have your attention,
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I'll take a seat.
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Okay.
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I have a confession.
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To make facts.
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Okay, what is it?
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That picture was meant for you.
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Thanks.
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That's it?
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You're not going to ask me why I sent it
to you?
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I mean, yeah, I guess it crossed my
mind.
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Okay, well, some girlfriends and I are
having a little competition.
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Really help me out if you just do a
little something for me.
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Okay, sure. How?
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Well, I promise it would be just this
month.
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And I know that my stepdaughter and you
are going to be married soon.
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You're going to be family.
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Oh, my God.
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What kind of competition is this?
Actually, it's more of a tradition.
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I don't know. I don't think I should be
doing that.
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Are you sure about that?
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
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Okay.
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How about now?
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Holy shit.
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Wow, that's...
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Really hot.
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I know.
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It is hot.
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And so is the real thing.
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Put the phone down, Max. I'm sorry.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, holy shit.
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Doesn't that feel better?
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Oh, my God. They feel amazing.
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Do you want to see?
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Yeah. Yeah, I do. Really?
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Oh, my fucking God.
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You know you can take the other one out,
too.
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Sorry, it's just, it's already so much.
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I know.
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Oh.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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you got a dirty mouth there, don't you,
Max?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, this is so nice.
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Oh, shit.
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No, don't stop. Come back. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. This is so...
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oh my
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god
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holy shit these tits are incredible
Yeah.
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God. Please God, let me have a taste.
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Holy shit.
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You're so hot.
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Isn't this much better than the phone?
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Yeah. I mean, those pictures were really
good.
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Oh,
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God, you're doing so good.
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You want to share one with me? Yeah.
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Just rub it like that.
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It's so wet through the panties, isn't
it?
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Yeah.
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Can I taste it?
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Yeah. Really?
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Oh my God, yeah.
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I said pussy.
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Yeah, really.
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Oh, yeah. Oh,
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wow.
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Can I lick those holes?
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Yes, of course.
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Oh, sorry, boy. Back to work.
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Fuck.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You're so good with that mouth.
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It tastes so good.
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Oh, I will take your fingers too.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God, yes.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Fuck your fingers and put them back in
my fucking pussy.
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It tastes so good.
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Take the juice out.
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Yeah,
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you're thirsty.
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Yeah.
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I want them to give it to me.
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Yeah, you have to try it.
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Oh my god, more fingers please.
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Yes, more fingers.
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Fuck.
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Holy shit. Yes, fuck.
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No way this is awesome
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We've heard.
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Are you trying to fuck my face again? Is
that what you want? Yeah.
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Oh my god.
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Holy shit.
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I don't know. I'll get you nice and
moved on. No, you lay down.
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Okay.
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Oh, fuck. Mm-hmm.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
my God.
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Oh, my God.
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You're my fucking pussy.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, your pussy is so tight.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God. I love when you jerk me off.
Holy shit.
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Your fingers feel so fucking good. Oh,
my God.
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Holy shit.
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Oh my god.
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Yeah, you need it. You need it. I really
need it. Fuck yes. Oh my god.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh my god.
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It feels so good.
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Oh, my God. I'm really fucking dumb.
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Please fuck me.
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Please fuck me.
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Fucking c-
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Oh my god.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Do you miss some of your fans?
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Yeah.
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I'm hungry.
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You're so hungry.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, shit.
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Mm.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh, fuck. Oh.
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So many fucking dingers in there.
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Mm. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God, it tastes so
good. Mm-hmm.
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Oh.
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Fuck. Fuck.
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Oh, fuck, man. Fuck, yeah.
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Oh, shit.
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Yes, yes.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, yes.
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Fuck. Fuck. Yes, yes, yes. Fuck.
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Oh,
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yeah. Oh, shit.
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Oh my God.
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Did he want to delete the text?
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Well, I guess we'll find out if I'm not
here next year.
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Okay, Bunny, what was this year's
scheme?
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It wasn't a scheme, really.
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I'm a therapist. I was just doing my
job.
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He had been coming to see me for a few
months, and he was really a handful.
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So many issues.
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It didn't even occur to me about the
MILF pact, even though he was very young
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and very cute.
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01:02:17,970 --> 01:02:21,850
And then one day, he started talking to
me about his mommy issues.
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Do you think all of these issues started
when you walked in on your mother having
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01:02:26,450 --> 01:02:27,450
sex with a mailman?
275
01:02:27,750 --> 01:02:33,850
Well, I'm not sure. I feel like any
woman my age is just not that nurturing.
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01:02:34,750 --> 01:02:36,170
And was your mother nurturing?
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01:02:37,150 --> 01:02:39,670
Well, she was, until that mailman thing
happened.
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01:02:40,030 --> 01:02:42,010
And then she was just really mean to me
after that.
279
01:02:43,150 --> 01:02:44,990
And why do you think she was mean to
you, Jay?
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01:02:45,850 --> 01:02:49,030
Well, I told my dad about it, and he was
through the roof.
281
01:02:49,590 --> 01:02:52,930
And then we just didn't really get mail
for a while after that.
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01:02:54,190 --> 01:02:55,190
Wow.
283
01:02:55,890 --> 01:03:02,890
And now I'm just anxious around women,
and there's just... just... just
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01:03:02,890 --> 01:03:03,890
sexual dysfunction.
285
01:03:05,630 --> 01:03:08,490
And what do you think the solution to
these issues is, Jay?
286
01:03:09,190 --> 01:03:10,870
I'm not sure. You're the therapist.
287
01:03:12,140 --> 01:03:14,880
And that's when I remembered the MILF
pact.
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01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,080
Okay.
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01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:23,220
Since I am your therapist, and I happen
to be a very nurturing older woman, I
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01:03:23,220 --> 01:03:25,220
have a rather unconventional idea.
291
01:03:26,620 --> 01:03:28,960
Okay. How unconventional?
292
01:03:31,380 --> 01:03:36,100
Perhaps I could act as a sort of
surrogate to help you gain a little
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01:03:36,100 --> 01:03:38,240
confidence and help with your
dysfunction.
294
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,640
Okay. Wow. You'd do that for me?
295
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:46,100
It would be unethical of me not to do
that for you, Jay.
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01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:48,440
Wow.
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01:03:49,540 --> 01:03:51,000
Aren't you married?
298
01:03:52,860 --> 01:03:54,000
A little bit.
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01:03:55,180 --> 01:03:57,060
I mean, yes.
300
01:03:57,500 --> 01:04:02,500
But my husband's very supportive of my
career, and he happens to be out of town
301
01:04:02,500 --> 01:04:03,500
until Monday.
302
01:04:03,780 --> 01:04:04,780
Wow.
303
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:06,240
That's incredible.
304
01:04:06,460 --> 01:04:07,720
Thank you so much.
305
01:04:09,060 --> 01:04:10,060
Here's my address.
306
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:19,760
They're there now, Jay.
307
01:04:21,140 --> 01:04:22,140
They're there.
308
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:24,640
You can let go of me now, Jay.
309
01:04:25,420 --> 01:04:27,960
My mom hasn't talked to me since I was
12.
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01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:37,300
It's okay, Jay. You don't have to be
nervous.
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01:04:39,620 --> 01:04:43,100
I'm kind of excited, but... Good.
312
01:04:44,580 --> 01:04:46,320
I've never had this kind of therapy
before.
313
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,400
I think it's really going to help you.
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01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:51,880
You think so?
315
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:55,460
Yeah. Do you have a little confidence in
you today?
316
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:31,120
You're feeling better.
317
01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:37,320
You're nurturing.
318
01:06:18,510 --> 01:06:20,870
Can you take them both out?
319
01:06:21,350 --> 01:06:23,270
I do.
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01:06:40,170 --> 01:06:41,170
Get in there.
321
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:49,740
Mom's gonna be home for Monday like I
thought.
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01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,480
Is that helping you, Jake?
323
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:00,500
Yeah. Yeah.
324
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:11,380
You like that, huh?
325
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:12,640
I do.
326
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:16,840
Is it helping with the...
327
01:08:21,419 --> 01:08:23,020
I know what you're doing.
328
01:08:25,100 --> 01:08:29,319
I can feel how much you like it.
329
01:12:48,810 --> 01:12:50,230
That's really helping. Yeah?
330
01:12:50,650 --> 01:12:54,910
Yeah, I think my dick's starting to be a
little dysfunctional. Is it getting nice
331
01:12:54,910 --> 01:12:56,210
and hard for me?
332
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:21,820
Conventional methods working.
333
01:13:22,220 --> 01:13:23,460
Oh my God.
334
01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:29,880
Oh my God.
335
01:13:33,380 --> 01:13:39,820
Oh my God. It looks
336
01:13:39,820 --> 01:13:45,840
like you haven't had any issues at all.
Look at how hard you are.
337
01:13:46,220 --> 01:13:48,860
Oh my God. Thank you so much for that.
338
01:14:31,470 --> 01:14:32,470
Thank you.
339
01:15:29,550 --> 01:15:30,550
Yep, okay.
340
01:23:20,750 --> 01:23:22,630
I'll see you out with that big fucking
clock.
341
01:23:59,310 --> 01:24:00,590
I'll post it with that card.
342
01:29:08,680 --> 01:29:09,680
wait until the end.
343
01:29:10,380 --> 01:29:11,540
This better be good.
344
01:29:11,780 --> 01:29:12,780
Oh, it is.
345
01:29:13,340 --> 01:29:14,340
Buckle up.
346
01:29:15,080 --> 01:29:18,320
To be honest, I was just trying to wrap
up our vacation so I could get home to
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01:29:18,320 --> 01:29:19,660
plan for this year's milk pact.
348
01:29:19,940 --> 01:29:20,940
Look, honey!
349
01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:24,440
The golden-edged luminaria and the
zipple longtail, they're both indigenous
350
01:29:24,440 --> 01:29:28,060
to this region. Can you believe it? Oh,
should we be worried? They sound
351
01:29:28,060 --> 01:29:30,420
dangerous. Dangerous? They're
butterflies.
352
01:29:31,280 --> 01:29:32,740
Yeah, I forgot about your new hobby.
353
01:29:33,120 --> 01:29:34,120
You want to go catch some?
354
01:29:34,800 --> 01:29:36,220
Oh, um...
355
01:29:36,670 --> 01:29:38,170
Right now? I mean, I guess.
356
01:29:39,230 --> 01:29:40,350
Could I offer you a refill?
357
01:29:40,590 --> 01:29:42,630
Oh, no, no, no. We're going to go catch
butterflies.
358
01:29:43,130 --> 01:29:45,470
I think I'm catching some butterflies
right now.
359
01:29:46,170 --> 01:29:51,970
Honey, why don't you go find something,
and I will look at it later when you get
360
01:29:51,970 --> 01:29:55,270
back. Baby, are you sure you're going to
miss out on the opportunity of a
361
01:29:55,270 --> 01:29:56,630
lifetime here? Oh, I agree.
362
01:29:57,090 --> 01:29:59,270
But I'm going to stay here and get some
sun.
363
01:30:00,270 --> 01:30:03,010
All right, honey. Have fun. Hey, take
care.
364
01:30:03,470 --> 01:30:04,510
I will.
365
01:30:06,540 --> 01:30:08,580
Yeah. You want to take care of me? Come
here.
366
01:30:09,340 --> 01:30:11,020
You can take care of me.
367
01:30:11,280 --> 01:30:12,280
Yes, ma'am.
368
01:30:17,480 --> 01:30:19,580
Oh, honey, you don't know what you're
missing.
369
01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:24,380
This opportunity presented itself that I
had not anticipated.
370
01:30:55,900 --> 01:30:59,140
Honey, I didn't catch any butterflies,
but look at this chair that I got from
371
01:30:59,140 --> 01:31:01,800
the thrift store. It's going to look
great in... What the hell are you doing?
372
01:31:02,430 --> 01:31:05,170
Oh my god, you are such a
disappointment. Can't you follow through
373
01:31:05,170 --> 01:31:06,170
on anything?
374
01:31:06,230 --> 01:31:08,490
I thought you'd be happy that I was
being so thoughtful.
375
01:31:08,790 --> 01:31:11,010
I wouldn't be thoughtful if you let me
finish what I started.
376
01:31:11,690 --> 01:31:14,190
Seriously? Right in front of me? Yeah,
why not?
377
01:31:15,050 --> 01:31:18,270
But... What should I do with this chair?
378
01:31:19,390 --> 01:31:22,950
Put it in the corner, sit on it, and be
quiet.
379
01:31:30,650 --> 01:31:32,460
Cut. by the pool boy.
380
01:32:33,930 --> 01:32:34,930
Can you repeat after me?
381
01:32:35,190 --> 01:32:36,190
Yeah.
382
01:33:57,040 --> 01:34:00,360
Oh, my God.
383
01:34:26,440 --> 01:34:27,840
Oh,
384
01:34:29,980 --> 01:34:30,980
yeah.
385
01:34:57,390 --> 01:34:59,030
Uh-huh.
386
01:35:31,760 --> 01:35:33,700
You smell my pussy? Uh huh.
387
01:35:33,960 --> 01:35:34,960
Uh huh.
388
01:35:40,160 --> 01:35:40,860
Oh
389
01:35:40,860 --> 01:35:47,960
fuck.
390
01:36:09,800 --> 01:36:10,800
Oh my god.
391
01:37:05,770 --> 01:37:06,770
Ugh.
392
01:37:54,800 --> 01:37:55,840
Oh, God. Oh, yeah.
393
01:37:56,120 --> 01:37:57,120
Uh-huh.
394
01:37:57,160 --> 01:37:58,160
Uh-huh.
395
01:37:58,980 --> 01:37:59,980
Oh, fuck.
396
01:38:01,880 --> 01:38:05,240
Oh, God. That is, like, fucking right on
my click. Your tongue feels so good.
397
01:38:05,320 --> 01:38:06,320
Fuck.
398
01:38:12,320 --> 01:38:13,920
Oh, my God.
399
01:38:18,640 --> 01:38:19,640
Oh,
400
01:38:21,860 --> 01:38:23,460
fuck. Oh, fuck.
401
01:38:24,060 --> 01:38:25,060
Oh my God.
402
01:38:25,140 --> 01:38:27,760
Oh my God. Fuck. Oh my God. Oh my God.
403
01:39:37,750 --> 01:39:40,350
Oh my God.
404
01:39:43,730 --> 01:39:48,750
Mm-hmm.
405
01:40:12,720 --> 01:40:13,720
Mmm.
406
01:41:18,540 --> 01:41:19,740
Thank you.
407
01:41:54,890 --> 01:41:56,150
Nice full ball of fat.
408
01:42:48,880 --> 01:42:50,080
Fuck. Oh my god.
409
01:43:18,540 --> 01:43:19,540
Oh my god.
410
01:44:42,219 --> 01:44:43,960
Oh fuck that's nice.
411
01:44:44,240 --> 01:44:46,600
Oh fuck that's nice. You know.
412
01:45:29,710 --> 01:45:31,310
Oh, my God. Fuck.
413
01:45:34,870 --> 01:45:41,510
Oh, God. The service at this resort is
excellent. Oh, yeah.
414
01:45:41,770 --> 01:45:42,770
Yeah.
415
01:45:44,470 --> 01:45:46,650
Yeah, I'm really getting my husband's
money worth.
416
01:46:13,410 --> 01:46:16,990
oh you're right there oh fuck right
there
417
01:47:10,939 --> 01:47:14,340
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
418
01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:03,000
Right like that, honey.
419
01:48:03,300 --> 01:48:04,720
Oh, God, baby, yeah, right like that.
420
01:49:02,960 --> 01:49:05,920
I'm going to put a do not disturb on the
door so they don't change their feet the
421
01:49:05,920 --> 01:49:06,920
whole time.
422
01:49:14,920 --> 01:49:18,300
Oh, yeah, that's pretty. Oh, I put that
pretty cock in my pussy. Look.
423
01:49:20,880 --> 01:49:21,880
Oh, yeah.
424
01:49:38,990 --> 01:49:42,310
God, this is already more sex than I
usually have in a fucking week. Oh, my
425
01:49:42,310 --> 01:49:43,310
God.
426
01:50:12,680 --> 01:50:13,680
Can you just make that nice shot?
427
01:50:16,240 --> 01:50:22,020
So gorgeous.
428
01:50:22,280 --> 01:50:23,920
This is so gorgeous.
429
01:50:24,300 --> 01:50:25,600
This is so gorgeous.
430
01:50:26,840 --> 01:50:31,700
I love watching your pretty fucking cock
go in and out of my pussy.
431
01:50:32,100 --> 01:50:35,180
I love watching your pretty cock go in
and out of my pussy.
432
01:50:36,000 --> 01:50:37,240
It's so fucking pretty.
433
01:50:37,640 --> 01:50:38,840
It's so fucking pretty.
434
01:51:40,240 --> 01:51:41,400
Oh, fuck.
435
01:51:42,540 --> 01:51:49,460
Oh, fuck. You're making
436
01:51:49,460 --> 01:51:50,980
that pussy feel so good.
437
01:51:52,020 --> 01:51:55,200
You're making that pussy feel so fucking
nice.
438
01:52:19,850 --> 01:52:21,790
Yeah, you can give me what I want, can't
you?
439
01:52:22,150 --> 01:52:23,410
Yeah, you can give me what I want.
440
01:52:23,830 --> 01:52:26,290
Again and again and again.
441
01:52:26,990 --> 01:52:29,910
I don't know how many times I've come so
far. I don't know.
442
01:52:30,230 --> 01:52:31,230
More than usual.
443
01:52:37,230 --> 01:52:44,210
Oh my God,
444
01:52:44,290 --> 01:52:46,350
fuck. I'm going to have to tell my
friends about you.
445
01:52:48,920 --> 01:52:50,020
Oh, my God.
446
01:53:41,770 --> 01:53:42,770
So pretty.
447
01:54:25,740 --> 01:54:26,740
Can you come for me? Okay.
448
01:54:26,800 --> 01:54:27,800
Yeah.
449
01:54:28,080 --> 01:54:31,300
Yeah. Yeah, if you come for me, I'll
make sure my husband gives you a knife
450
01:54:31,300 --> 01:54:33,520
tip. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
451
01:54:34,540 --> 01:54:37,380
You have to come a lot for me. If you
come for me, I'll make sure, okay?
452
01:54:38,000 --> 01:54:40,660
Yeah. Yeah, he does pretty much whatever
he's told.
453
01:54:40,920 --> 01:54:41,920
Yeah?
454
01:54:42,220 --> 01:54:43,220
Mm-hmm.
455
01:54:54,300 --> 01:54:55,380
I'm going to watch you come.
456
01:54:55,820 --> 01:54:58,900
I'm going to watch you come. You're so
pretty. I'm going to watch you do it.
457
01:55:02,300 --> 01:55:03,440
Oh, fuck.
458
01:55:04,200 --> 01:55:06,320
Oh, God. I'm going to put that one. I'm
sweating.
459
01:55:06,520 --> 01:55:07,520
All right, let me make sure.
460
01:55:07,640 --> 01:55:09,340
All over my ring.
461
01:55:10,340 --> 01:55:16,360
All over my pussy
462
01:55:16,360 --> 01:55:20,420
and this pathetic little engagement
ring.
463
01:55:29,000 --> 01:55:30,000
That's beautiful.
464
01:55:32,440 --> 01:55:33,440
Here.
465
01:55:34,940 --> 01:55:36,020
Thank you.
466
01:55:37,460 --> 01:55:40,720
I was so worried this trip was going to
be a waste. Oh, my pleasure.
467
01:55:43,860 --> 01:55:46,360
Wow, he just sat there and watched?
468
01:55:46,700 --> 01:55:48,880
Yeah. That's crazy.
469
01:55:49,520 --> 01:55:51,340
My husband would have killed me.
470
01:55:52,100 --> 01:55:54,780
Okay, but wait. You got caught.
471
01:55:55,420 --> 01:55:56,700
That's against the rule.
472
01:55:57,710 --> 01:56:01,910
Besides, you can't be in the milk pack
if your husband is a cuck. She didn't
473
01:56:01,910 --> 01:56:04,990
know he was a cuck until he walked in on
them.
474
01:56:05,990 --> 01:56:06,990
That's true.
475
01:56:07,210 --> 01:56:08,790
Right, but she still got caught.
476
01:56:10,210 --> 01:56:11,210
Also true.
477
01:56:11,870 --> 01:56:18,270
Well, ladies, what can I say? It's been
fun, and I hope that you will keep me in
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01:56:18,270 --> 01:56:19,870
the loop for next year's milk pack.
479
01:56:20,670 --> 01:56:21,890
We're going to miss you, Penny.
480
01:56:22,410 --> 01:56:24,190
You started the milk pack.
481
01:56:25,890 --> 01:56:27,110
Time could pass the torch.
482
01:56:27,990 --> 01:56:28,990
Honey, honey.
483
01:56:29,550 --> 01:56:30,550
Sorry to interrupt.
484
01:56:30,690 --> 01:56:33,330
It's Ricky. He's on the phone. He's
wondering if anal is still on the table
485
01:56:33,330 --> 01:56:34,330
for tonight.
486
01:56:34,530 --> 01:56:37,410
So, I'm thinking yes.
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