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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:04,380 Okay, boys, it's dying off now. 2 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,820 One, two, three. 3 00:00:09,460 --> 00:00:10,460 One, 4 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:12,460 two, three. 5 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:18,860 Nobody knows the trouble I see. 6 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:23,380 Nobody knows my sorrow. 7 00:00:24,780 --> 00:00:27,200 My God, is that as heavy as it looks? 8 00:00:27,620 --> 00:00:28,620 Huh? 9 00:00:34,380 --> 00:00:35,380 Well, is it? 10 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:40,820 Grace, now I got a two-ton air conditioner hanging here putting anybody 11 00:00:40,820 --> 00:00:42,040 who walks by in danger. 12 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:43,460 Well, that's lunch. 13 00:00:45,340 --> 00:00:47,560 Hey, Mac. Hey, Dan. Oh, Dan. 14 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:52,060 Cheap prosecutor's been looking for you. Oh, yeah? What does Thumbel Stillskin 15 00:00:52,060 --> 00:00:53,060 want with me now? 16 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,020 What did you call me, Fielding? 17 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:59,540 Oh, why, I'm a humble citizen, of course. 18 00:01:00,340 --> 00:01:02,020 I have something I want you to do. 19 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:03,680 Anything, no matter how... 20 00:01:06,470 --> 00:01:11,430 Small. Good, because this is the most menial degrading task I could find. 21 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:16,410 My niece is visiting from Indiana, and I want you to show her around tonight. 22 00:01:16,690 --> 00:01:21,490 So normally I'd be enchanted, but I... Oh, too bad, Dan. Looks like you get to 23 00:01:21,490 --> 00:01:22,490 play tour guide. 24 00:01:22,690 --> 00:01:24,850 Yeah, to the little girl who lived in the shoe. 25 00:01:25,350 --> 00:01:26,750 Say hello to my niece, Kitty. 26 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:32,230 What's the matter, Dan? 27 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:33,680 Kitty got your tongue? 28 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:19,459 It's the courtroom. 29 00:02:19,460 --> 00:02:22,700 Yeah, or as I like to call it, Danger Central. 30 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:24,380 Oh, feel me! 31 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:32,440 Thire? Just so you know, if you so much as lay a finger on her, I'll have you 32 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,340 practicing poop law in doggy court. 33 00:02:37,140 --> 00:02:38,700 What are you looking at? 34 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:42,340 Just making sure your niece has a good seat, sir. 35 00:02:44,260 --> 00:02:48,220 Drives you crazy, doesn't it? So near, yet so... 36 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,740 Far. Wait a minute. Is that what you're up to? 37 00:02:50,980 --> 00:02:53,660 You're going to taunt me, torture me, drive me crazy? 38 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,480 Call it a hobby. 39 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:59,660 Remember, one touch and I'm cutting you off at the knees. 40 00:03:01,820 --> 00:03:03,660 Yeah, I'd still be taller than you, you know. 41 00:03:06,380 --> 00:03:09,060 Mr. Fielding, can I ask you a question? 42 00:03:09,340 --> 00:03:10,380 Certainly, young lady. Anything? 43 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:12,560 Did you know I'm double-jointed? 44 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,360 What? 45 00:03:16,790 --> 00:03:17,790 Want to see? 46 00:03:18,050 --> 00:03:19,510 Yes. No, yes. No. 47 00:03:20,210 --> 00:03:21,210 I can't. 48 00:03:21,710 --> 00:03:22,710 Now, look. 49 00:03:23,490 --> 00:03:26,490 If anything should happen between you and I, your Uncle Vincent's going to 50 00:03:26,490 --> 00:03:29,050 find out, then I'm going to lose something that's very important to me. 51 00:03:29,230 --> 00:03:30,230 Your job? 52 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:31,310 If I'm lucky. 53 00:03:32,970 --> 00:03:36,510 Now, why don't you just sit down and watch the big trials, okay? 54 00:03:36,970 --> 00:03:40,970 I'd rather sit on your lap and suck out your fillings. 55 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:43,570 Mr. 56 00:03:44,590 --> 00:03:46,410 Prosecutor. Yes, sir. Just a moment. 57 00:03:46,950 --> 00:03:49,290 Just discussing dental hygiene. 58 00:03:51,050 --> 00:03:54,330 All right, Fielding. Think of something cold. Eskimos, Huskies. 59 00:03:55,910 --> 00:03:56,970 Eleanor Roosevelt. 60 00:03:59,650 --> 00:04:04,150 Strike up the band McNamara. Got a heavy metal favorite for you, sir. 61 00:04:04,830 --> 00:04:06,530 People versus Lawton. 62 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:11,190 Aw, leftovers again. 63 00:04:13,190 --> 00:04:14,190 Obstructing traffic. 64 00:04:14,830 --> 00:04:17,810 I was preparing a landing zone for the Spezoid mothership. 65 00:04:18,190 --> 00:04:20,550 They're coming from eight million light years away. 66 00:04:21,490 --> 00:04:24,370 Boy, are they going to rack up their frequent flyer miles. 67 00:04:26,230 --> 00:04:28,590 Your Honor, defense moved for a psychiatric evaluation. 68 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:30,250 Prosecution? 69 00:04:33,530 --> 00:04:38,830 Oh, Danny boy. 70 00:04:40,330 --> 00:04:41,850 Yes, sir, just looking up something. 71 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,440 How does the prosecution feel about a psychiatric evaluation? 72 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:50,540 No thanks. Cold shower, I'll be fine. 73 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:55,880 Well, in the meantime, the court will remand the defendant to the custody of 74 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,620 Bellevue. Bull, beam him up. 75 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:01,500 Now look, I'm only going to say this once. 76 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:03,680 Please stop teasing me. 77 00:05:04,140 --> 00:05:06,640 Oh, was I a bad kitty? 78 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,480 I should be disciplined. 79 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,820 Oh, Margaret Thatcher of Mama Cass. 80 00:05:17,870 --> 00:05:18,870 Ernest Borgnine. 81 00:05:20,530 --> 00:05:21,630 Looking for this? 82 00:05:21,990 --> 00:05:24,630 Yes. I was keeping it warm for you. 83 00:05:24,890 --> 00:05:26,230 Want to know how? 84 00:05:27,610 --> 00:05:28,610 Please, no. 85 00:05:30,210 --> 00:05:32,270 Next case, sir. Fighting in public. 86 00:05:33,530 --> 00:05:36,770 Well, I'll be hogtied. It's the Red Ranger. 87 00:05:37,130 --> 00:05:43,950 Who is this guy? Who is he? He's a 88 00:05:43,950 --> 00:05:46,590 two-fisted hero of a Saturday matinee. 89 00:05:46,860 --> 00:05:48,240 The defender of truth. 90 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:52,940 The greatest lawman to ever strap on a shooting iron. I can't believe I'm 91 00:05:52,940 --> 00:05:54,480 meeting the real Red Ranger. 92 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,700 Well, hey, howdy, buckaroos. 93 00:05:57,940 --> 00:06:00,240 Hey, howdy, Red Ranger. 94 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,760 He's not the Red Ranger anymore. 95 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:04,980 His name's Jeff Prescott. 96 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:08,820 Now he's just a pathetic old geezer. Who the hell are you? 97 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:10,860 Oh, there, young bison. 98 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,560 I'm sorry. Who the heck are you? 99 00:06:17,790 --> 00:06:21,890 The name's Bill Oxley, and my studio owns the character rights to the Red 100 00:06:21,890 --> 00:06:26,110 Ranger. This washed-up relic just tried to start a boycott at the premiere of 101 00:06:26,110 --> 00:06:27,290 the new Red Ranger movie. 102 00:06:27,670 --> 00:06:30,450 Your Honor, the defendant is charged under Criminal Code 242, and did you 103 00:06:30,450 --> 00:06:31,450 know I'm not wearing a bra? 104 00:06:45,390 --> 00:06:48,070 Mr. Fielding professes not to be a cross-dresser. 105 00:06:50,290 --> 00:06:54,050 Your Honor, apparently the scuffle started when Mr. Oxley tried to take off 106 00:06:54,050 --> 00:06:54,789 his mask. 107 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:55,790 I almost did, too. 108 00:06:56,170 --> 00:06:59,790 Until he put that excruciating, vice-like hold on me. 109 00:07:00,030 --> 00:07:02,510 The Red Ranger's secret gelding grip. 110 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:07,070 It's a manly way to seize a foe. 111 00:07:07,950 --> 00:07:10,370 Oh, yeah, and a real icebreaker at parties. 112 00:07:10,650 --> 00:07:14,010 This quarter would have barred him from appearing in public as the Red Ranger. 113 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,080 And he's breaking the law. 114 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,660 Judge, I haven't taken this mask off in 42 years. 115 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:21,480 They can't make me now, can they? 116 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:23,460 This appears to be in order. 117 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:26,580 That new Red Ranger of theirs is sick. 118 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,540 He shoots people in the face. 119 00:07:28,940 --> 00:07:33,400 He curses and he... He sleeps with women. 120 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:36,800 On my shows, I never got to woman. 121 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,960 I was happy with a horse for 25 years. 122 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:44,720 That explains the mask. 123 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:52,180 Judge, he's mocking everything that's good and decent. 124 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:57,400 Now, for the sake of all the little deputy rangers whose faces light up when 125 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:01,840 I visit the hospitals and the orphanages, can't you let me keep the 126 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:02,840 mask? 127 00:08:03,380 --> 00:08:04,900 Well, I'd like to. 128 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:10,120 You'd have my gratitude, which runs as deep as granite and as wide as the 129 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,120 Montana sky. 130 00:08:12,780 --> 00:08:14,700 I knew you were going to say that. 131 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:21,420 Okay, tell you what I can do. Deputy Ranger Harry T. Stone will take a look 132 00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:23,040 at this thing. One hour recess. 133 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:26,140 Ooh, a whole hour. 134 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:31,700 Whatever will we do four or five times in a whole hour? 135 00:08:32,940 --> 00:08:37,039 I don't know about you, but I'm going to go sit in a bucket of club soda. 136 00:08:41,419 --> 00:08:45,820 You know, when I was a little girl, I used to have the biggest crush on you. 137 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:48,120 Really, ma'am? Yeah, I did. 138 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:52,540 You know, when you used to kiss your horse at the end of every show? 139 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:56,020 I used to dream that that was me. 140 00:08:58,140 --> 00:08:59,560 Oh, that's sweet. 141 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:02,500 Sugar cube? 142 00:09:11,790 --> 00:09:16,890 And nothing will change my mind. Not even these pictures I took in the photo 143 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,090 booth in the lobby. 144 00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:20,230 Oh, my God. 145 00:09:22,110 --> 00:09:24,270 How did you get the stool that high? 146 00:09:24,930 --> 00:09:26,310 I can't. 147 00:09:26,790 --> 00:09:29,570 No, no, I can't. I'll die. 148 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:35,710 I understand you need some time to think it over. 149 00:09:36,830 --> 00:09:39,810 Think about shot number three. 150 00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:28,480 Sir, this is everything the law library had on copyright. 151 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,160 Hey, here's a precedent. 152 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,840 Zorro versus the rat people. 153 00:10:33,860 --> 00:10:36,780 Nice try, Miss Sullivan. That's my film encyclopedia. 154 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:40,760 So whatever became of your sidekick, Frisky Jim? 155 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:46,500 Jumped off a balcony on his horse, took a saddle horn right on the noggin. 156 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,980 Oh, my goodness. Was he hurt? 157 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:52,020 Well, he slowed down a mite after the neurosurgery. 158 00:10:53,450 --> 00:10:57,730 In the later episodes, we just sort of hitched horses to him. 159 00:10:59,550 --> 00:11:04,030 Oh, now, don't take it too hard, little buckaroos. Tell you what, why don't we 160 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:06,170 all recite the Red Ranger oath together? 161 00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:08,310 Well, could we? 162 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:16,230 Frankly, I don't think this is the time. A deputy ranger says please and thank 163 00:11:16,230 --> 00:11:22,530 you, passes the butter without being asked, and does a good deed. 164 00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:23,780 every day. 165 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:37,420 Do they wonder where the bright new pips are coming from? 166 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:43,160 If you're finished with your little fandango, I'd like my mask, please. Now. 167 00:11:43,460 --> 00:11:44,460 Judge. 168 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:51,840 Ranger, I'm sorry. We checked for a precedent. We did everything we could, 169 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:56,280 but it looks like you're... Chin deep in meadow muffins? 170 00:11:58,440 --> 00:11:59,440 I'm sorry. 171 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,860 Vaya con queso, mi compadre. 172 00:12:04,380 --> 00:12:08,360 Well, there's no way I'm gonna let the youngster see me disobey the law. 173 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:13,100 But, uh... Do I have to take the mask off here? 174 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:15,120 In front of the kiddies? 175 00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:19,120 Of course not. Bull, this way, Red Ranger. 176 00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:22,620 I'll take you to the men's room where you can expose yourself in private. 177 00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:26,900 Harry, get up where you're ironed. My pants are soaked. 178 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,000 Now, don't you fret, little partner. 179 00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:30,660 You'll outgrow that. 180 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,700 What happened to you, Dan? Did a pipe burst? 181 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,120 Damn near. 182 00:12:43,380 --> 00:12:45,040 Sir, the Red Ranger gave me the slip! 183 00:12:45,740 --> 00:12:48,490 He gave you the slip? a flip in five seconds? 184 00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:51,850 No, it took me three to find my way back here. 185 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:54,290 Which way did he go? 186 00:12:56,050 --> 00:12:57,590 I was afraid you'd ask me that. 187 00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:02,050 Everybody, don't panic. 188 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,590 Just continue eating in an orderly fashion. 189 00:13:05,930 --> 00:13:07,710 What the hell's going on here? 190 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:12,850 If I can't wear my mask, I'm going to ride off into that last sunset and take 191 00:13:12,850 --> 00:13:14,330 the Red Ranger with me. 192 00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:17,640 No, no, you can't do that. Well, what about your fans? 193 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:18,840 What are they going to say? 194 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,860 So long, chemo slabby. 195 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:32,060 Now, Red Ranger, listen to me. Not one step closer, Judge. One swipe of this 196 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:35,300 Texas toothpick and you'll be ankle deep in Red Ranger juice. 197 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,980 Why are you doing this? 198 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,760 To beat Oxley and his gang at their own game. 199 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:46,150 Don't you see? The bad publicity of my demise is going to stick to them 200 00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:47,950 varmints like flies on Flicky. 201 00:13:49,130 --> 00:13:53,410 Nobody will ever look at that new Red Ranger without getting sick at the 202 00:13:53,410 --> 00:13:55,890 memory of my hideous and gruesome death. 203 00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:59,090 Wow, what a great idea. 204 00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:05,590 Please, Red Ranger, I don't want to see you go. Not like this. 205 00:14:05,990 --> 00:14:08,470 Well, at least I'll die with my boots on. 206 00:14:09,290 --> 00:14:12,950 That is, unless the impact of this thing makes him squirt off my legs. 207 00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:16,470 Wait, can't you do something, Judge? 208 00:14:17,110 --> 00:14:18,290 He's going to ruin the movie. 209 00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:24,830 Okay, Red Ranger, forget Oxley, forget your mask. Think about your fans, the 210 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:28,690 kids. What are they going to think when they find out that their hero turned 211 00:14:28,690 --> 00:14:31,610 himself into Splat Masterson? 212 00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:34,310 The kids will understand. 213 00:14:34,730 --> 00:14:35,850 I'm doing it for them. 214 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,390 Well, adios, muchachos. No, wait. Give me a minute. 215 00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:45,270 Why? Well, because I'm going to... I'm going to... 216 00:14:45,270 --> 00:14:51,950 I'm calling a tenderfoot timeout. 217 00:14:52,570 --> 00:14:53,790 Oh, well, all right. 218 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,050 Be quick about it, though. 219 00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:00,630 Uh, I forget. What's a tenderfoot timeout? 220 00:15:00,910 --> 00:15:03,870 Well, now, they didn't have rest stops in the old west, you see. 221 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:09,020 So a ranger can't deny the request of another ranger to kind of pull off the 222 00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:11,520 trail and say howdy to a cactus. 223 00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:15,820 Ouch. 224 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:30,140 Boy, it takes a real man to do that. 225 00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:33,220 Yeah, that's me, Dan the Iron Man. 226 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,400 Danny, why don't you let me straighten your pleats? 227 00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:47,620 Listen, please, why don't you just stay away from me? 228 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:51,680 Oh, I don't know why you're fighting it. I mean, I'm a woman and you're a man. 229 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,180 Yeah, and I would like to keep it that way. 230 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:56,920 Martinize me, Dan. 231 00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:06,870 Get down. He might fire again. 232 00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:13,870 No, he's gone. The view is clear. 233 00:16:14,410 --> 00:16:16,750 Yes, you're safe now, Kitty. I've saved your life. 234 00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:19,090 And oh, what a close call it was. 235 00:16:19,470 --> 00:16:21,330 But don't thank me. My job is done. 236 00:16:21,570 --> 00:16:23,430 You'll just embarrass me. I'll go. Bye. 237 00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:24,810 Oh, Dan. 238 00:16:26,170 --> 00:16:27,550 So many bones. 239 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:29,390 So little time. 240 00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:32,910 Vinny, thank goodness. Come on with me. Tell us what it's all about. I'll 241 00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,250 explain it while you're getting undressed. 242 00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:49,000 My 19th favorite show was the one where you and Prospector Bob dressed up like 243 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,800 dancehall girls to foil the crooked gambers. 244 00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:57,280 Yeah, your Red Ranger always kept a close eye on Prospector Bob after that 245 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,280 episode. 246 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,660 Hey, Red Ranger, there's someone here I think you should meet. 247 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:03,880 What are you up to, sir? 248 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,720 Okay, you can come in now, little boy. 249 00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:19,290 You said your fans would understand, huh? Well, I found this little cowpoke 250 00:17:19,290 --> 00:17:23,750 out there, and he has something to say to you. Well, Red Ranger, hey, howdy, 251 00:17:23,770 --> 00:17:24,770 little buckaroo. 252 00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:27,170 My, you're a big boy, aren't you? 253 00:17:27,990 --> 00:17:30,070 For God's sake, Stone. 254 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,630 Come on, Denny, there's a man's life at stake. Say something to him. 255 00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:38,190 And are you a good little ranger? 256 00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:41,090 Yes, I'm a good little... 257 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,580 I don't know about that, Sonny. That face looks a night dirty. 258 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,940 It's called Five O'Clock Shadow. 259 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:56,260 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Very funny ranger joke, Vinnie. But didn't you have 260 00:17:56,260 --> 00:17:58,320 something else to say to the Red Ranger? 261 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:04,120 Don't kill yourself, because all the little boys and girls like me would be 262 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,340 disappointed in you. Goodbye. 263 00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:07,200 Wait a minute, Sonny. 264 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:08,560 What's this here? 265 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,600 Well, I'll be bushwhacked. 266 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,440 You've been smoking, haven't you? What's it to you? 267 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,460 Hey, those are $10 Havana's. 268 00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:18,780 Yeah. 269 00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:21,060 You're going to thank me for this, little doggie. 270 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,320 Okay, I've had it. 271 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,400 Look, you loony old buzzard. 272 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:29,520 I'm not a doggie, and I'm not a boy. And I'm not going to take any more of this. 273 00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:31,980 And if you want to squash yourself, fine. 274 00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:36,700 I can't wait to watch him scrape your brains off the floor with a penknife. 275 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:42,840 Well, I guess that pretty much blows Vinnie's Nobel Peace Prize, huh? 276 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,500 You tried to hornswoggle me, didn't you? 277 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,680 Have you forgotten Ranger Rule Number Six? 278 00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:52,220 No speaking with a forked tongue. 279 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:56,420 Yeah, well, it happens to be superseded by Harry Stone's Rule Number One. 280 00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:00,740 Only a yellow belly tries to do himself in when the going gets tough. 281 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:04,260 You can't use that tone with me. Why not? 282 00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,080 I'm the Red Ranger. 283 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,650 No, you're not the Red Ranger. 284 00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:15,510 You are Jeff Prescott, an actor who plays the part of the Red Ranger. Don't 285 00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:16,510 you see what's happening? 286 00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:19,970 You're getting yourself confused with the character you play. 287 00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:25,910 It wasn't a mask that inspired kids to grow up and know right from wrong. 288 00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:27,670 It was you. 289 00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:34,290 You taught us all to be faithful and loyal and caring and to try to make the 290 00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:35,370 world a better place. 291 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,040 And for that, you should be proud. 292 00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:44,940 But you should also feel responsible, especially to the kids. They still need 293 00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:46,220 someone to look up to. 294 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,620 They don't need the Red Ranger. 295 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,920 They need the man behind the mask. 296 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:59,260 He always this long-winded? 297 00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:01,020 Well, 298 00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:03,620 thank you, fellow deputies. 299 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,080 I don't know. 300 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,280 Maybe I am living 30 years in the past. 301 00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:16,080 I violated the most sacred ranger rule of all. 302 00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:18,700 You married a buffalo? 303 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:25,480 No. 304 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:30,100 The most sacred rule is to always think of the other fella first. 305 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:36,320 I've just been thinking of myself instead of the little kiddies. 306 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:43,200 Think maybe it is time I took this mask off? 307 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:47,420 Don't bother. I just got off the phone with the theater. We're pulling the 308 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,460 plug. Movie bombed. 309 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,880 Oh, ain't that a shame. 310 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,900 They actually burned the screen. 311 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,300 What about your new Red Ranger? 312 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,720 He resigned on the way to the hospital. 313 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:03,400 The hospital? 314 00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:07,820 Yeah, they... They juju beat him. 315 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,440 You must be thrilled. 316 00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:16,060 Oh, no, my domed friend. 317 00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:21,640 A ranger never rejoices in the misfortune of others. 318 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,000 Yee-haw! 319 00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:31,540 Oh, well, maybe just once. 320 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,480 cute to die. 321 00:21:44,580 --> 00:21:47,160 Get up. You can grovel later. 322 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:48,840 Kitty wanted to say goodbye. 323 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:56,120 Oh, going back to Indiana, ma'am? Yes, right after we go shopping. 324 00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:01,580 All this time in New York and not a thing to wear. 325 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,820 Want to join us for a sarsaparilla? 326 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,540 No can do, sir. I'm still checking for that water leak. I just fired off the 327 00:22:39,540 --> 00:22:43,960 generator. I'm putting 680 pounds of compressed air into all the fire hoses. 24537