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- Previously on
Hard Rock Medical.
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-25 years on the wrong end
of a pneumatic drill.
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-Ever been diagnosed
for white hand syndrome?
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-This is the only thing
that helps: Buddha's Sister.
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-I went out with a married man.
-No way!
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-We'd spend weekends together.
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-Hand it over, Amanda.
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-It didn't just cost me,
I dragged my wife down with me.
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I wanted to pamper her.
-When's the last time you went?
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-Four weeks ago.
-Really?
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-I think I got an idea.
-OK, so you were right!
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-No, no, God no!
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Thanks for nothing!
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[theme music]
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[theme music]
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-By small airplane, I didn't
think you meant toy airplane.
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-It's not everyone's cup of tea,
but it's the fastest way.
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They'll ferry us back and forth.
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-Unless you wanna walk
through the forest for 8 hours,
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but I wouldn't want
to run into old Yellow Top.
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-Mythical creature territory!
Like yeti, Sasquatch?
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-Dolpharoo?
-Actually,
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those are mythical creatures.
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Old Yellow Top's a Windigo.
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-Which is...?
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-Algonquin Nation lore.
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-Tall as a tree, lipless mouth,
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footprints full of blood.
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Eats any man, woman or child
venturing into its territory.
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-Are you kidding me?
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Listen to me, you morti di
fame!
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How dare you bring up ratings?
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I put your anaemic network
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on the map!
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I deliver the biggest fish
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and the biggest stars.
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What?!
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Sam Pisano does not take
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a dive for anybody!
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-Sam, drop it.
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-I'll catch the biggest gagootz
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in this godforsaken lake,
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and when I do,
you are going to kiss my ass
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in Eaton's window!
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Where the hell is Shatner?!
-He's running late.
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-This isn't rocket surgery,
you baccalà.
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I told you to go
and pick him up!
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-He's gonna makesalsiccia out of you anyway.
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-What's that?
-Face the facts.
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Your show is calledYou Can't Beat Sam,
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and lately,
you can't even beat oogatz.
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-Oh yeah?
Well, I got oogatz for you.
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You're friggin' fired!
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-If I had a nickel for every
time I heard you say that one...
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-I hope he's not coming with us.
-We don't need him.
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I got Jimmy and Jimmy's friend,
and that's all I need.
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Camera and sound,
I don't need you!
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You guys wait here
for the Shatz.
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I'm going to go on ahead
and set this up, OK?
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Hi, honey! Listen, I need you
to do something for me.
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Come on, don't
be like that baby!
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No, that's some jerkoff
at the network.
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-[Gina]: Hey!
-OK, we'll take the next one.
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-Rude!
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["Vesti la giubba" playing]
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-Where you going?
-I have to get back for
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a couple of days, to take care
of a few things.
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-Oh, OK.
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-But when I get back,
I was thinking
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that we could go
to Chicago for a weekend.
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You know,
pick up right where we left off.
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-I thought we were doing
a pretty good job right here.
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-Yeah, but a change
of scenery might be nice.
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-OK, sure.
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[smack]
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-Have a good day.
-You too.
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[water crashing
against the bank]
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-What?!
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Shatner's not coming now?
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Great, see if I ever do
his golf tournament again!
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What about Espo?
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Espo's in the Sault.
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No, I'm fine!
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I'm taking my pills.
Yes, I'm fine!
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I'd be even finer if you
could dig someone up for me.
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Up here? No, not unless
it's Rocky and Bullwinkle.
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Do whatever you can do, OK?
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OK, thanks. Unbelievable!
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Hey, I know you, don't I?
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-Uh, no, I don't think so.
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-Yes, I do!
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You're that guy from that show,The Mental Case.
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[Gary laughs, Cameron chuckles.]
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Right?
-No, I'm just a med student.
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But I've cast
a line or two in my day,
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but I think my Aussie mate
is more what you're looking for.
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Big star in Australia,
Olympic medallist swimmer.
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-Really?
-Oh yeah!
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Phelps got nothing on him!
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-You'll have to excuse
my Canadian hoser friend here.
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His mouth runneth over
like a big mouth bass.
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-Whatever!
Any sport in a storm, right?
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You're as close to famous
as I'll get out in this swamp.
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So you ever fish?
-No, but how hard can it be?
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-[with Australian accent]: I'll
show you how hard, governor!
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Come on, let's get started!
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-[under his breath]: Thanks.
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♪♪♪
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-Are you OK?
-The glucola isn't sitting well.
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Hope we don't have to
drink anymore, Dr. Cardinal.
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You won't.
That was the last round.
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-Watch it!
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-Want me to fish around
somewhere else for a vein?
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I need a GPS here!
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-Won't be the last time you
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use each other as guinea pigs.
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-Next time,
can we make it
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a "Svedish" massage?
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-Are we done?
-All right, class dismissed!
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You might want to get some food
in your system first.
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-Yeah, and some blood!
-Hey!
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-Well done-sies.
-All right.
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-How's Amanda's withdrawal
treatment coming along?
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-Honestly, it's chewing up
a lot of my time.
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-How's that?
-Amanda and Trevor are living
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in my backyard.
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-Why?
-So I can keep an eye on them!
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Between shuttling them
to counselling,
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and her
to methadone treatments, I'm...
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-There are other options.
She could be on suboxone.
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It could be
administered at home.
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-But someone still
has to be there to baby-sit.
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Well, think it through,
you're not alone.
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Takes a village
to raise a doctor.
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-Hmm.
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-Hey.
-Hey!
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-Sorry about all that braggiol'
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there with my boss.
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-You're boss...
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Didn't you get fired?
-Yeah, that never sticks.
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It's always
groundhog day with him.
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By the time we get there,
he'll have calmed down.
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-Hmm, until you get fired again.
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[She laughs.]
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-Probably.
-Hey!
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-Doc.
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-What do you say we toss in
a line while we're waiting?
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-Sounds like a good idea.
-It's good fishing here.
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-You've never heard
of You Can't Beat Sam?
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-No.
-No frickin' TVs in England?
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[Cameron chuckles.]
You know...
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...before "Sam" came along,
all fish shows were dull,
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boring doughballs doing
self-indulgent fish porn.
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I've gone mano a mano
with the best of the best.
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Super Bowl champs,
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hockey players, rock stars...
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Presidentes!
-Really?
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Castro? Who won?
-Let's just say
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I got enough cohibas
to start my own revolution.
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[He laughs.]
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-Olé!
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-Yes, compadres,
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there is not a sea, lake,
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river, pond or swamp
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that I have not
brought to its knees,
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and people have been tuning in
for over 10 years
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to watch Sam
claim his piscatory supremacy.
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So saddle up, amigo!
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I've got
to make you look passable,
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and I gotta do it before that
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useless crew of mine arrive.
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[phone ringing]
Oh God! What now?
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-My father used to
come up here when I was a kid.
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He was a tool and die maker,
and with the long hours,
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this place was a good way
for him to decompress.
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-Did you ever come up with him?
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-No, he was trying
to get away from us.
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Eight kids!
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He needed his alone time.
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I think fishing was
actually good for his health.
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-Kind of like an apple a day
keeps the doctor away, huh?
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-That's right!
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I can't say I've ever
prescribed fishing to a patient,
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but I don't think it would hurt.
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It certainly didn't
do my father any harm.
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[She laughs.]
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-Took your worm.
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-Sometimes you think
fish have hands.
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-Baby, you gotta keep looking.
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No, I don't think this goomba
is going to work out.
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Yes, I took my pills,
I told you!
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I gotta go, I gotta go! Goodbye!
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Woah, woah!
What is happening here?
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-I'm giving him a few pointers.
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-[laughing]:
That's adorable, Goldilocks,
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but why don't you take 5
so you don't hurt yourself?
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Why don't you go make me
a sandwich or something?
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-Coming right up!
-Great, thank you.
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All right now, my friend,
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watch and learn.
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["La donna è mobile" playing]
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Piece of cake!
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-Got it!
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[casting sound, then a splash]
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-Oh come on! My dachshund
can cast better than that!
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-[Cameron]:
You have a sausage dog?
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-My wife has a sausage dog,
you idiot!!!
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-That who you
were talking to on the phone?
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-My sausage dog?
-No, your wife.
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-Are we going to talk or fish?
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You gotta get good at this so we
can get this show on the road!
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[phone ringing]
Ah!!! Now what?!
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God!
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What is it?
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Ah!!!
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-I've never been
out this way before. Nice!
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-Ray, take a seat.
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Please.
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-So what's on your mind?
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-Well, I was on rotation
at the prison the other day,
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and I met an inmate
who's an ex-miner
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who suffers from the same
condition as yours,
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and he's been
treating it with marijuana.
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It's called [laughing]
Buddha's Sister.
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[He laughs.]
-Interesting.
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-He says it helps with the pain.
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I could get you some.
-I bet you could.
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No, not for me.
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-OK, I just thought
it might help.
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-What's this guy's name?
-His name?
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-What, is that patient
confidentiality or something?
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[She chuckles.]
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-Ah... Hank something?
-Hank Tebow?
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-Yeah.
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-Poor bugger's
fallen on hard times.
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Should've got more insurance,
like I did.
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-So you got
private disability too?
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-I got an extra $50,000.
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But with all
the fees and deductible,
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it ends up being
10 grand less than that.
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-What do you mean, deductible?
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-Sort of like the deductible
on your car insurance.
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But I'm with people that I know,
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and they're taking care of all
the little details and stuff.
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-I got to say, Ray,
doesn't sound right.
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-What do you mean?
-I used to be a lawyer.
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Mind if I take
a look at that policy?
248
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,763
I think I can help you
get that 10 grand back.
249
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:51,004
-You happy to be back
on the beat again?
250
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,105
-The beat?
251
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:53,240
Oh yeah.
252
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,375
It's temporary until Dr. Healy
253
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,743
gets back on the horse again.
254
00:12:57,211 --> 00:13:01,949
-[laughing]: You mean the wagon.
-Yes, the wagon.
255
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,619
-You two go back a long way?
-We met in med school.
256
00:13:06,420 --> 00:13:07,754
Did our internship together,
257
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,089
and then did a stint
258
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,691
with Doctors Without Borders.
259
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,292
I was best man at his wedding.
260
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:17,497
-So kind of attached at the hip.
-Yeah, but not at the head.
261
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:21,134
-No! You and Dr. Healy
are very different.
262
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:22,669
In a good way. Like a
263
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,471
tomato-tomahto kind of way.
264
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:27,608
-More like a tomato
and coconut kind of way.
265
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:28,675
[She laughs.]
266
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,477
-My nonno, he's Calabrese,
267
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,813
so I know all about hard heads.
268
00:13:33,714 --> 00:13:35,349
My nonna used to yell at him:
269
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:38,519
"Testa dura,
metta la coppola!"
270
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,187
[She laughs.]
271
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,421
It means,
272
00:13:41,522 --> 00:13:43,257
"Wear your hat in the garden."
273
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:47,427
But before you know it, he was
passed out from a sunstroke.
274
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:51,698
Next day, he was back
in the garden, without a hat!
275
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:57,204
-Six nuts to choose from,
and you got to hook into mine!
276
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:58,672
-Sorry!
277
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,842
-You have extracted
a hook before, right?
278
00:14:02,543 --> 00:14:04,278
-From a fish's mouth and gills,
279
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,047
but I can't recall pulling
one out of its testicles.
280
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,917
-Do fish have testicles?
-I don't know.
281
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:12,085
-Oh my God!
Is this what it's come to?
282
00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:14,221
The final indignity
with you two idiots.
283
00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:16,857
-Just consider it
a bump in the road.
284
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,392
-It's not a bump in the road!
285
00:14:18,492 --> 00:14:20,194
It's a devil's rattlin' spoon
286
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,196
and it's stuck in my crotch,
287
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:25,532
and it hurts like a mother!
-Sam, I've got to freeze it.
288
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,369
-Ah! Ahhh!!!
289
00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:32,940
[Italian-style music]
290
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,745
[door closing]
291
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,915
-Ooh, what's this?
292
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,183
-Oh hey!
293
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,186
-"Happy anniversary"?
Is he kidding me?
294
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,388
I don't need
the freaking Avon lady!
295
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,858
-Look, lady,
I'm just the messenger.
296
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,427
-That idiot had 4 weeks
until his release,
297
00:14:53,527 --> 00:14:55,195
and then he screwed it up by
getting himself slapped with
298
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,363
another 6 months!
299
00:14:58,866 --> 00:15:00,067
-He got an extra 6 months?
300
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:01,935
-They said he tried to escape,
301
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,137
but he claims
that some trainee doctor
302
00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:06,373
told him to go
do it in the woods!
303
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,408
-Listen, maybe I can explain...
304
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,911
-It's bad enough I just
lost my job at the hair salon
305
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,113
'cause some bimbo
took issue with her dye job!
306
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,517
-What I'm trying to say is...
-That shade of pink is hot now!
307
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:20,888
-The reason why Pete...
-Woah! Hey, buddy, you OK?
308
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,789
-[Dallaire]: Le petit maudit!
309
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,858
He's mocking me now!
310
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,160
-So much for fishing
calming the nerves...
311
00:15:27,728 --> 00:15:29,796
-I guess
I'm not my father's son.
312
00:15:30,898 --> 00:15:32,866
-Did you mind
not being a part of this?
313
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,736
-I didn't take it personally,
we did other things together.
314
00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:37,304
And in the end,
315
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,140
he died in the place
where he was most happy.
316
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:41,808
-What happened?
317
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:45,012
-Well, he didn't
come home one night,
318
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:49,616
and then we found him the next
day in his chair on the dock,
319
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,719
fishing rod in one hand
and beer in the other,
320
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,189
like he'd just gone to sleep.
321
00:15:57,191 --> 00:15:59,660
-They say some animals, when
they know they're going to die,
322
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,895
they seek out their comfort spot
323
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,932
and they just
lie down and go to sleep.
324
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,134
-That's very perceptive.
325
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,003
I imagine
that's probably what happened.
326
00:16:13,507 --> 00:16:15,209
-How much longer
is this gonna take?
327
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,478
-It's a little more
complicated than I thought.
328
00:16:18,779 --> 00:16:20,914
[Sam whines.]
-You OK, Sam?
329
00:16:21,782 --> 00:16:24,518
-No, I'm done, I'm through.
330
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,354
-I'm almost done, Sam.
-No, the show.
331
00:16:27,621 --> 00:16:30,490
The ratings are down, we're on
the verge of cancellation.
332
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:34,127
I haven't caught
a big fish in such a long time.
333
00:16:35,696 --> 00:16:37,297
My mojo is just shot!
334
00:16:38,599 --> 00:16:40,467
-You're just
being hard on yourself.
335
00:16:40,534 --> 00:16:44,371
-No, really! Last week I got
my ass kicked by Peewee Herman!
336
00:16:44,805 --> 00:16:47,007
-Well, think of it differently.
337
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,944
Maybe it's not the end, but
the beginning of something new.
338
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,547
-Is that what you told yourself
when Phelps came along?
339
00:16:53,881 --> 00:16:57,684
-Yeah, one door closes
and another door opens.
340
00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,653
Now I'm here
starting life as a doctor.
341
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,056
-Well, I know
it's a little bit of a cliché,
342
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:08,262
but I always wanted to be
spaceman when I was little.
343
00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:11,164
-Yeah! If they can send
a chimp into outer space,
344
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,534
why can't they send Sam Pisano?
345
00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:15,169
-Bingo!
346
00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:19,406
-Pease tell me
that's not what I think it is.
347
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,542
-Pretty sure it's just
a piece of your gotchies.
348
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:23,810
Let me get you some ice.
349
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,383
-You know what? You're right.
350
00:17:30,584 --> 00:17:32,452
I gotta learn
to roll with the punches.
351
00:17:32,753 --> 00:17:34,054
What is it they say?
352
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,990
A rolling stone
gathers no moths?
353
00:17:37,191 --> 00:17:39,126
-I don't think
that's the phrase.
354
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,061
[phone ringing]
355
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,298
-Hello?
356
00:17:45,199 --> 00:17:46,934
Oh yeah. OK, hold on.
357
00:17:47,768 --> 00:17:50,571
Uh, Sam, it's the network.
358
00:17:50,771 --> 00:17:52,739
-Oh it's the network, is it?!
359
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:57,244
Coming on their knees to beg me
to come back to them, are they?
360
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:01,081
Give me that phone!
[He laughs.]
361
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:02,683
Yeah?
362
00:18:05,052 --> 00:18:07,187
-Thought we lost you there.
-What?
363
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,424
-You might want to lay off
that nasty habit of yours.
364
00:18:11,225 --> 00:18:14,394
-No, I was just... giving blood.
365
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,563
I should've eaten something.
366
00:18:17,064 --> 00:18:19,566
What's that smell?
Who's burning bacon?
367
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,503
-No, it's my clothes,
from the grease fire.
368
00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:24,304
-You had a fire?!
369
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,405
-Not big enough to burn
370
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:26,640
this mould trap down,
371
00:18:26,874 --> 00:18:28,108
but yes,
the whole place just reeks.
372
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,811
-I'll write you
a cheque to help out.
373
00:18:31,812 --> 00:18:32,980
-Why would you want to do that?
374
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,415
-You'll need
new clothes for a job.
375
00:18:35,883 --> 00:18:37,050
-What's the hitch?
376
00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:40,420
Oh, I get it!
377
00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:45,259
All right.
-No, no strings attached.
378
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:49,596
-OK, sure!
-I'll be right back.
379
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,435
[dog barking in the distance]
380
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:58,272
-Cancel my show
because I won't take a dive?!
381
00:19:01,108 --> 00:19:03,443
Sam Pisano does not
take a dive for anybody!
382
00:19:03,944 --> 00:19:05,979
-That may be so,
but what about being a spaceman?
383
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,382
-Are you a moron? Do I look
like I could be a spaceman?
384
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:09,983
-I'm not qualified...
385
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:13,187
-No, Sam Pisano is gonna
show these pezzonovantes
386
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,923
that he still knows
how to catch a big fish.
387
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,391
-Don't push yourself right now!
388
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:21,195
-After all I've done for
those mangia franca, cornuti!
389
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,731
Holy Jesus!
390
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:25,966
I got a fish!
391
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,568
I got a fish, go get the net!
392
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,636
Go get the net!!!
393
00:19:30,404 --> 00:19:32,673
Oh my God, I can't believe it!
394
00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:36,276
[splash]
395
00:19:37,044 --> 00:19:38,045
What?!
396
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,549
No! You belong to me,
you little shithead!
397
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,820
["La donna è mobile"
continues playing]
398
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,488
-What's he doing?
399
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,760
Uh...
400
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,531
-Bloody hell!
401
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:02,069
["La donna è mobile" continues.]
402
00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:04,905
[He sighs.]
403
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,510
-Come on, Gary,
come on, come on...
404
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,686
[splashing]
405
00:20:21,522 --> 00:20:23,390
-[Sam]: Ah...!
406
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,762
I almost had him,
I almost had him!
407
00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:31,465
-[Gina]: Did you know
your dad was sick?
408
00:20:31,765 --> 00:20:34,101
-Nope, he kept it
a secret from everyone.
409
00:20:34,868 --> 00:20:39,573
-Why do you think that is?
-Too proud or stubborn maybe.
410
00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:43,877
Some people find it difficult
to accept other people's help.
411
00:20:44,211 --> 00:20:46,180
They see it
as a sign of weakness.
412
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:47,714
-I hear you!
413
00:20:48,549 --> 00:20:50,884
-Does your grandmother still
have to tell your grandfather
414
00:20:50,951 --> 00:20:52,786
to put his hat on
when he's out in the garden?
415
00:20:52,886 --> 00:20:55,589
-[laughing]: Yeah, she does.
416
00:20:58,192 --> 00:20:59,459
-Great!
417
00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:03,363
-I think your father's
trying to tell you something.
418
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,431
-Maybe.
419
00:21:05,132 --> 00:21:06,567
-I hate to burden you, Mom!
420
00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:10,470
I know he's your nephew,
but I'm the one
421
00:21:10,571 --> 00:21:12,439
who asked you to throw him out
in the first place.
422
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:18,545
OK, OK, family's family!
I know.
423
00:21:19,213 --> 00:21:20,214
[taking a deep breath]:
424
00:21:21,248 --> 00:21:23,750
All right, I will
drop them both off tomorrow.
425
00:21:25,085 --> 00:21:27,654
OK, thank you, Mom! Thank you.
426
00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:31,425
I love you too. OK, bye.
427
00:21:32,259 --> 00:21:33,293
[car door closing]
428
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,461
-Tough day at the office?
429
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:36,330
-Mmm... Kind of.
430
00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:38,999
[smack]
431
00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:40,968
-What is that?
432
00:21:42,603 --> 00:21:45,706
-It's probably just ketchup.
Had a burger for lunch.
433
00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:47,140
-Mmm...
434
00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:50,611
-[Sam]: No, no, I think
it's time I come home.
435
00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:52,579
Uh-huh.
436
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:54,281
No, we're just sitting here
437
00:21:54,348 --> 00:21:55,415
waiting on the plane.
438
00:21:57,184 --> 00:21:58,886
I think
I can hear it now, actually.
439
00:22:00,821 --> 00:22:02,189
I can't wait to see you too.
440
00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:05,359
I love you, baby. Bye-bye!
441
00:22:07,728 --> 00:22:10,030
Oh man, am I starving!
442
00:22:11,632 --> 00:22:13,467
What do you boys say
we cook up some grub?
443
00:22:13,867 --> 00:22:15,836
-Sure.
-Sounds good, Sam.
444
00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:19,673
-I just gotta go see a horse
about peeing on a bear.
445
00:22:19,973 --> 00:22:21,375
[He laughs.]
446
00:22:24,077 --> 00:22:25,913
-Take a look at this.
-What?
447
00:22:26,380 --> 00:22:28,015
-Quetiapine and divalproex.
448
00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:31,018
Divalproex is a mood stabilizer,
isn't it?
449
00:22:31,552 --> 00:22:33,086
-Used if you're bipolar.
450
00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:36,290
Quetiapine is an anti-psychotic,
I think.
451
00:22:36,857 --> 00:22:38,458
-He's got serious issues.
452
00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:42,229
-Yeah, I just thought
he was being a jerk.
453
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,532
-We should keep an eye on him.
-Yeah.
454
00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:48,869
["Vesti la giubba" playing]
455
00:22:59,313 --> 00:23:01,849
[creaking branches]
456
00:23:13,694 --> 00:23:17,197
[inaudible conversation]
457
00:23:20,968 --> 00:23:24,605
["Vesti la giubba" playing]
458
00:23:51,465 --> 00:23:55,469
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