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-Previously on
Hard Rock Medical.
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-You OK?
-Do I look OK?!
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-I got the stuff.
-Smack, to a pregnant woman?!
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-You got me in this situation.
-How does that work?
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-By throwing me out
of your mother's house.
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-All right, Mr. Teneli.
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-[Melanie]: White hand syndrome.
-No, no... I got it, OK?
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-No need to sell your Harley.
You have $100,000 equity.
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It's essentially free money.
-Where do I sign?
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-Hey, Doc, do me another solid?
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[theme music]
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[theme music]
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[gun cocking]
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[footsteps]
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♪♪♪
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[gunshot]
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-No!
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[panting]
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-Hey!
-Hey.
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-Where are the kids?
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-Outside playing on the scooters
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you brought home last night.
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-Nice!
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-I thought selling the Harley
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would've really got you down.
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-If it's a choice between
my family and a hunk of metal,
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it's a no-brainer.
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-Maybelline is just
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a hunk of metal to you now?
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Whatever you got for the bike
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won't pay for your tuition
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and all of our expenses.
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-I sent
my tuition cheque in last night,
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and the Harley
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was a special edition,
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so we almost got double.
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-What was so special about it?
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-That I was able
to get you... these.
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Hmm? To replace
the ones the goat ate.
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I know they don't have the same
sentimental value, but...
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-Charlie! Earrings, scooters...
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Are you sure we can afford...?
-Hey!
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Let me spoil my family,
just this once?
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-OK.
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[smack]
-You're beautiful.
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OK, I'm going to be late.
I love you.
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[smack]
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♪♪♪
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[rooster crowing]
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-[Gina]: This is a much
more progressive idea.
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-What, giving inmates
shovels and pitchforks?
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Yeah, brilliant idea!
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-This institution is one
of the last of its kind.
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Inmates pay off their
debt to society by
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growing food, which
helps to feed the needy.
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-Dr. Cardinal, how are
these patients different?
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-They're just patients
who happen to be incarcerated.
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-Or who have chopped up their
mothers into little pieces.
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-These are
minimum-security offenders,
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or deemed no longer dangerous.
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-Correction: Those who thought
about chopping up their mothers,
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but never went through with it.
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-OK, Norman Bates,
I think we got it.
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-So key here:
Be friendly, but not familiar.
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-Right.
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[breathing hard]
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[pots banging, bottles rattling]
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[typing sounds]
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-Oh no, come on...!
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-Hello, everyone! Pleased that
you could all be here today.
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Chi Miigwetch.
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Julie, nice to see you again.
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[smack]
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-Warden Gaynes.
-Hmm...
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So, Warden,
could you give my students
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a little background
on what you do here?
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-Certainly... Dr. Cardinal.
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At its most basic,
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we're a prison farm
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that provides opportunities
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in animal husbandry, farming
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techniques and egg production.
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That's the official blurb.
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The truth is, I get these guys
off their butts,
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get them out of their cells
and teach them a life skill.
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-The warden's being very modest.
He's a visionary!
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-Well, we've had some success.
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-So, Warden,
what are we looking at today?
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-Mostly garden variety
complaints.
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Shouldn't be
anything too complicated.
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Jimmy here has a list of guys
who need attention,
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and, uh, I'll see you all
for final head count.
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-[all]:Thank you.
Good, great.
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[panting]
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-There we go!
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OK, no juice...
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Come on!
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-This is the counsellor
you're meeting with today.
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It might take a little while to
figure out the right
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methadone
dosage for her, but...
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[speaking a Native language]
-I got it, cuz.
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-Good morning, everybody!
-Hey.
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-Trev! Nice hair.
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You starting your own rez?
-No more room at the inn!
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[door creaking]
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Hey, Amanda! Feeling better?
-A little sick to my stomach.
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-[suspiciously]: Aren't you
a little hot in that hat?
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-Pardon?
-She's always cold.
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-Hand it over, Amanda.
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If we're going to do this,
we're going to do it right.
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-I don't know
what you're talking about.
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-She's clean!
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-The hat!
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Anything else?
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[creaking plastic]
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[He snorts.]
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[She sighs.]
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-Gonna be
frisking her every day?
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-Whatever it takes.
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[door closing]
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♪♪♪
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-Just feeling achy lately.
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-You get toxoplasmosis
from digging without gloves.
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-What's that?
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-A parasite that can affect
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your heart or your brain.
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-Unlikely,
unless he's a pregnant woman.
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-Pregnant?
-Or has a weak immune system.
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-If he had HIV!
-I've got HIV?!
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-How's it going here?
They say I might be pregnant
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with this taxidermy thing
that causes HIV.
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-No, no...
-Woah, what's that?
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-That doesn't sound good.
-Melanie! Bedside manner...
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-Of course... Sorry!
-Is it cancer?
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-Huh, looks like a tick.
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-That's what it is.
-A Lyme tick?
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-Nothing to be concerned about.
Melanie will remove it.
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-I can do it, I remove them
all the time at the dog clinic.
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-You're a vet?
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Wow, didn't think finding
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doctors up here was this bad.
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-So how long are they going
to be camping in your backyard?
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-Until she can prove she loves
her baby more than smack.
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-Ooh... Right for the jugular!
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-Well, she's not
out of the woods yet.
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She needs to be on methadone,
she needs counselling...
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And she's 7 months pregnant,
in case you hadn't noticed.
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-Seems like an awful lot
for you to take on.
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-Well, if I don't, who will?
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[low rumbling sound]
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It's running a little funny.
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-So it's Warden Gaynes now?
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-Oh...!
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-I'm sorry, Douglas.
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I just,
in front of the students,
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like to keep it professional.
How you doing?
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-I'm getting by.
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-Getting by?
Doesn't sound like you.
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-The mood isn't that great
for cons out there.
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The new bosses think we're
running a country club here.
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-Hardly!
-They're not interested on
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my thoughts on rehabilitation.
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[phone buzzing]
-Oh, excuse me.
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-By all means.
-Hello?
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-Hey, Jules, hi.
Have you got a second?
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-Fraser, you OK?
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-Yeah! No, hey,
I'm fine, it's just...
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-What's up?
-I got this friend and...
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-Uh-huh.
-He's having these
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recurring nightmares.
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-Skip it, Fraser!
What was your dream about?
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I'm busy here.
-What're you doing?
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-What you should be doing!
On a rotation with the students.
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-OK, all right.
Anyway, he's having these...
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[The phone goes dead.]
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Jules, Jules!
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[She sighs.]
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-Boyfriend?
-Friend.
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-Nice watch, looks expensive.
-Yep, I treated myself.
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-Oh yeah?
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-I wanted a 2nd hand
so I can check pulses properly.
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-It can't be too hard to make
ends meet on a doctor's salary.
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[He laughs.]
If only that were true, Pete!
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I'm just a student.
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Until a few days ago,
things were pretty dire.
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-Really?
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Then I found out
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there are privileges
to being a med student.
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-Like what?
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-Two magical words:
line of credit.
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[counting silently]
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Anyways, really helps out.
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Especially with 3 kids at home
and a 4th one on the way.
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Hmm, excellent!
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So what are you in for?
-I got 1 to 3 for stupidity.
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-[laughing]:
If that was a crime,
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I'd be in here with you.
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-It didn't just cost me.
I dragged my wife down with me.
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We used to live all right.
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Now she hasn't got
a pot to piss in.
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-That's rough.
-To top it off, next week's
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our 2nd anniversary
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that I'm going to miss.
I feel terrible.
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I just wanted to pamper her
a little bit, you know?
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Give her something real nice.
-Yeah, like what?
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-You know those gift baskets
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with the soaps
and the perfumey things?
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-Yeah, my wife loves that stuff!
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-Exactly, that's what
I'm talking about.
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-Lie down, man.
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You know what, Pete,
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I think I might
be able to help you out.
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-You think so?
-Yeah, yeah...
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-I'm thinking maybe...
-Ah!!!
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OK, what've we got
going on down here?
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Perfect timing,
I need a 2nd opinion.
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-Ready?
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♪♪♪
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-Crap!
You know how to change a tire?
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-What do you think?
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[rain pouring]
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-When's the last time you went?
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-Uh... About 4 weeks ago.
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-Really?
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-Yeah,
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I've been here for 2 years
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and it's just getting
progressively worse.
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First it was a couple days,
then it was a week.
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And now I get
these unbearable headaches.
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-Have you tried
stool softener or psyllium?
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-Yeah, I've tried everything.
-Have you tried moose jerky?
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-He doesn't need
to top it off with moose jerky!
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-I need something.
Why not moose jerky?
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-No, the best we can do
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is get our preceptor
to sign off on some laxatives.
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-You know what, Farida is right.
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Bring this to Dr. Cardinal,
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see if she concurs
with our diagnosis,
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and let's get Pete here
the meds that he needs, huh?
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Come on, go!
-OK...
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-I think I got an idea.
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-So the healing lodge and the
justice circle plans are dead?
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-Yeah, I may have pushed
the envelope once too often.
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You know, live by the sword.
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Anyway, enough about me.
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How's your daughter doing?
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-Oh... Good.
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Better now.
Her divorce came through.
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She's got a new guy,
he likes the kids.
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They're living
in Japan for a year.
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-Married,
divorced and with kids...
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A lot happened
since I last saw her.
253
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,448
-She was 3.
-Right.
254
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:39,586
-Can I get you
to sign off on this diagnosis?
255
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,689
The patient says he hasn't had
a bowel movement in 4 weeks.
256
00:13:43,357 --> 00:13:45,526
He's tried bulk laxatives,
stool softeners
257
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:48,128
and saline cathartics,
with no effect.
258
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:49,196
-It happens.
259
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,298
Unfortunately, some inmates
260
00:13:51,365 --> 00:13:53,433
struggle with privacy issues.
261
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:57,070
We'll give him
some polyethylene glycol.
262
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,072
That'll do it.
-Great.
263
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,309
[phone buzzing]
264
00:14:02,376 --> 00:14:03,510
-Hey, Jules...
265
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,846
Like I was saying
about the nightmare,
266
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,516
it's about a wolf, and it's
the same wolf all the time.
267
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,920
-Generally, the wolf
represents you in a dream.
268
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,822
If you see the wolf die,
it's bad.
269
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:18,058
-How bad?
[The phone goes dead.]
270
00:14:18,492 --> 00:14:20,761
Oh come on!
Come on...!
271
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,063
[panting]: Come on!
272
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,866
-[under her breath]: Oh God!
273
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:31,471
-I see... So we're
just friends with benefits.
274
00:14:32,506 --> 00:14:35,709
-Is that what you think we are?
-I don't know what to think!
275
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:37,911
You're so friggin' moody
all the time.
276
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,179
-I'm so moody?
277
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,315
-The weather here's
got nothing on you.
278
00:14:43,784 --> 00:14:45,419
-What are you doing?
279
00:14:45,853 --> 00:14:48,422
-What's it look like I'm doing?
-You're tightening them.
280
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:50,791
You're supposed
to loosen the lug nuts.
281
00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:52,793
You said
you'd changed a tire before!
282
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,696
I get that your toilets
flush counter-clockwise,
283
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:59,499
but it's lefty loosie, righty
tighty anywhere on the planet!
284
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,802
-Fine, you do it!
-Whoa! Put that down.
285
00:15:03,871 --> 00:15:05,606
-What? We're just fixing a tire.
-I'm not gonna say
286
00:15:05,706 --> 00:15:06,740
it again, chug!
287
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,610
-Wow,
that's a little unnecessary.
288
00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:12,079
-Stay right where you are, OK?
I decide what's what.
289
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,780
Stay put.
290
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,749
I said, put it down.
291
00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:19,686
Have you been drinking, sir?
-Oh!
292
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,522
-Even if I was,
I'm not the driver.
293
00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:25,392
-OK, put your hands on the car.
-Are you kidding me?
294
00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:28,529
-Miss, I'm not going
to tell you again! Don't move!
295
00:15:31,732 --> 00:15:33,767
-Come on, baby, come on!
Nothing, nothing...
296
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:36,170
Really? Nothing, nothing...
[beep]
297
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:37,704
That was something!
298
00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:39,406
That was something...
299
00:15:40,474 --> 00:15:43,944
[panting]: Jules, yeah!
-What happened?
300
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,146
-Bad reception. I'm fine now!
301
00:15:46,747 --> 00:15:48,015
You were saying
about the wolf...
302
00:15:48,549 --> 00:15:49,816
-I need some help here!
303
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,419
-Gotta go, Fraser,
call me later.
304
00:15:52,486 --> 00:15:55,122
-Uh-huh. I'll wait here, OK.
305
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:56,757
-Jimmy, give us a hand here.
306
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,926
-Thanks, what happened?
307
00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:02,129
-Not a good idea
to mistake a finger for a twig.
308
00:16:03,597 --> 00:16:05,299
[zipping sound]
309
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,469
-Dr. Cardinal suggested these...
Where's the patient?
310
00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:11,572
-Uh, Pete?
311
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,107
He had to take care
of a little plumbing problem.
312
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:15,943
-What do you mean?
313
00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:19,213
-A log jam?
Five o'clock gridlock?
314
00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:22,015
A bad song stuck in your head...
-I know what you mean, Charlie!
315
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,318
You didn't just let
a criminal escape, did you?
316
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,986
-No... Pfff!
317
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,654
I didn't let a criminal escape,
318
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,224
I simply prescribed privacy.
319
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,326
-Didn't you hear
what Dr. Cardinal said?
320
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,862
Friendly, not familiar!
321
00:16:34,962 --> 00:16:37,865
-I know, Farida,
this is "friendly."
322
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,634
Familiar would be me
out there in the woods holding
323
00:16:40,701 --> 00:16:41,969
the roll
of toilet paper while...
324
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,404
-Hey!
-Finish up with Pete yet?
325
00:16:44,805 --> 00:16:46,473
-Yeah, all done, man.
326
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,076
He... should be back at work.
-Thank you.
327
00:16:49,543 --> 00:16:51,211
-Awesome.
-[Farida]: Thank you.
328
00:16:52,546 --> 00:16:53,614
Jesus!
329
00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:56,216
[unzipping sound]
330
00:16:57,251 --> 00:16:59,219
-Still think he's coming back?
331
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:01,655
-Positive!
-Yeah?
332
00:17:01,722 --> 00:17:04,391
Well, as long as
I'm an accomplice,
333
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:05,959
I'm going to find him.
334
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,962
-Are you kidding me? Farida!
Jesus!
335
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,732
-Licence and registration,
please.
336
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,902
[raining pouring]
337
00:17:28,282 --> 00:17:29,816
Eva Malone?
-Yup.
338
00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:33,687
-The Eva Malone, the singer?
339
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,456
-Uh... Yeah.
340
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:41,128
-Saw you a while back.
Little Current.
341
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:46,099
With the Sky Diggers.
-Oh yeah? That's me!
342
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:49,937
-Put your hazards on
343
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,306
and move your vehicle further
into the shoulder of the road
344
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:53,774
if you're going
to change a flat tire.
345
00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:56,109
Next time,
I'll give you a ticket.
346
00:17:57,044 --> 00:18:00,747
♪♪♪
347
00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:06,386
-He'll need a few stitches.
348
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,723
Gina will freeze it,
you won't feel a thing.
349
00:18:10,057 --> 00:18:11,625
-Ain't gonna feel
a thing anyway!
350
00:18:12,059 --> 00:18:14,127
Took 5 minutes
to realize I'd cut myself.
351
00:18:14,795 --> 00:18:17,664
Twenty-five years on the wrong
end of a pneumatic drill!
352
00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:21,068
If you worked all those years,
how'd you end up in here?
353
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,036
-Couldn't work anymore.
354
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:25,973
Burned through my savings
in what seemed like a week.
355
00:18:26,974 --> 00:18:28,809
I didn't make much of a thief.
356
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:32,312
I couldn't even keep the gun
pointed at the teller.
357
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,048
-Have you ever been diagnosed
for white hand syndrome?
358
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,884
-Reynaud's disease?
-Yeah.
359
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,051
-Oh yeah,
360
00:18:38,886 --> 00:18:40,487
but this is
the only thing that helps.
361
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,322
-You might want
to put that away!
362
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:46,660
-It's medical marijuana,
it's called Buddha's Sister.
363
00:18:48,829 --> 00:18:51,498
The warden lets me grow some
because of my health issues.
364
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,768
-So you worked for the mines?
365
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,337
-Not much call for that type
of drill anywhere else.
366
00:18:57,938 --> 00:19:00,340
-And does this
Buddha's Sister work?
367
00:19:01,175 --> 00:19:03,177
-Better than the Viagra
they had me on,
368
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:06,647
which, by the way,
isn't an ideal prison drug.
369
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:10,317
-[laughing]: OK, Hank,
these fine young doctors-to-be
370
00:19:10,384 --> 00:19:11,785
will take good care of you.
371
00:19:11,852 --> 00:19:13,320
Stay out of the garden
for a while.
372
00:19:13,387 --> 00:19:15,355
When you do go back,
wear gloves.
373
00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:20,360
[cow mooing]
-Hey, I got that for you.
374
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,964
-So how is he?
375
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:27,100
-Hank? he'll be fine.
A few stitches.
376
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:30,170
He was telling me about
this Buddha's Sister, though.
377
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,139
Happen to know
anything about that?
378
00:19:32,973 --> 00:19:34,141
-Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
379
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:37,044
[phone buzzing]
-But... Jeez!
380
00:19:37,878 --> 00:19:39,546
-Boyfriend's back...
381
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:44,284
-Yes, Fraser?
-So if the wolf dies?
382
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,220
-If the wolf dies, it's bad.
383
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,522
If you kill the wolf,
it's worse. However...
384
00:19:48,589 --> 00:19:49,756
-OK, however...
385
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,959
-If you see the wolf injured
386
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,394
and you wake up
before you see it live or die,
387
00:19:54,728 --> 00:19:56,763
then it's time
for you to stop pestering me
388
00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:58,232
while I'm trying to do your job.
389
00:19:58,599 --> 00:20:01,735
Get your sorry ass out
of that cabin and back to work!
390
00:20:02,903 --> 00:20:05,205
-Uh, yeah, OK, good talk!
391
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,742
Oh perfect!
392
00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:11,745
[panting]
393
00:20:13,847 --> 00:20:16,183
-Sounds like
the big bad wolf blew a gasket.
394
00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:18,919
-[sighing]:
A little tough love never hurt.
395
00:20:19,753 --> 00:20:22,155
-The more things change,
the more things stay the same.
396
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,924
[She laughs.]
397
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,994
-Look, Doug, far be it from me
398
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,762
to tell you
how to run your program,
399
00:20:28,929 --> 00:20:31,331
but I'd just hate to see
this Buddha's Sister
400
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,100
come back
and bite you in the ass.
401
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,337
Well, that didn't
come out right, did it?
402
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,379
-I see
the gerbil wheel spinning.
403
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:46,780
-What?
404
00:20:48,048 --> 00:20:49,583
I'm just thinking.
405
00:20:50,117 --> 00:20:52,119
Guys like Hank, Teneli,
406
00:20:52,786 --> 00:20:55,122
they seem to have gotten
a pretty raw deal.
407
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:58,225
They worked all those years and
they haven't been taken care of.
408
00:20:59,293 --> 00:21:01,128
-Mmm-hmm.
409
00:21:01,795 --> 00:21:04,064
-I'm just thinking out loud, OK?
410
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,200
-OK.
411
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,569
-Mmm...
412
00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:12,105
-Oh, oh God...
413
00:21:13,207 --> 00:21:15,409
Finally! Ah...
414
00:21:16,210 --> 00:21:17,377
Mmm...
415
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,646
-You see? I told you!
416
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,481
-OK, so you were right!
417
00:21:22,683 --> 00:21:25,252
-No, no, God no! No!
418
00:21:25,319 --> 00:21:28,989
I was so close! No! Ahhh!!!
419
00:21:29,690 --> 00:21:31,291
-You happy now?
420
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:32,659
-Sorry!
421
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:33,861
[An alarm goes off.]
422
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:35,162
-Ahhh!!!
423
00:21:35,329 --> 00:21:37,798
-[Charlie]: I should get moving.
-Oh!!!
424
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:41,001
[alarm]
425
00:21:41,835 --> 00:21:44,404
-What is that?
-Head count, I think.
426
00:21:49,343 --> 00:21:51,612
Uh, where were you guys?
427
00:21:52,012 --> 00:21:53,514
-Us? We were, uh...
428
00:21:53,881 --> 00:21:55,616
-In the woods.
-Yeah.
429
00:21:55,716 --> 00:21:58,018
[Gina mumbles something.]
430
00:21:58,619 --> 00:21:59,953
-You!
431
00:22:00,888 --> 00:22:02,856
Thanks for nothing!
432
00:22:03,857 --> 00:22:05,192
-Sorry it didn't work out, man!
433
00:22:05,292 --> 00:22:06,527
-Yeah, whatever.
434
00:22:08,128 --> 00:22:10,130
-[Dr. Cardinal]: Come on, folks,
let's wrap it up.
435
00:22:11,365 --> 00:22:14,668
♪♪♪
436
00:22:22,276 --> 00:22:23,810
-What's a chug?
437
00:22:26,146 --> 00:22:28,048
-It's an ugly name they call us.
438
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:33,854
It's someone who drinks alcohol
substitutes, like mouthwash.
439
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:37,691
-I see.
440
00:22:42,095 --> 00:22:45,098
-I'm sorry
I've been avoiding you, Gary.
441
00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:47,935
-I just want you to know
442
00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:51,638
that if you're still
in love with Kyle, that's fine.
443
00:22:52,673 --> 00:22:54,508
-Maybe we should...
444
00:22:56,009 --> 00:22:57,477
just stay friends.
445
00:22:59,513 --> 00:23:00,681
-Without benefits?
446
00:23:03,951 --> 00:23:07,354
♪♪♪
447
00:23:20,968 --> 00:23:22,603
♪ Moody ♪
448
00:23:22,803 --> 00:23:24,538
♪ She gets so gloomy ♪
449
00:23:26,039 --> 00:23:29,743
♪ Sometimes you need to ride ♪
450
00:23:29,943 --> 00:23:31,512
♪ I got my six pack ♪
451
00:23:32,379 --> 00:23:34,448
♪ She got my Big Mac ♪
452
00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:38,685
♪ Midnight on the island ♪
453
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,457
♪ Midnight on the island ♪
454
00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:48,562
♪ Midnight on the island ♪
455
00:23:59,006 --> 00:24:02,342
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