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'For most people,
life is all about family.
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'But as an undercover cop, my life is all
about a family of Armenian gangsters,
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'who might kill me at any moment.'
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Stop, I beg you.
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Please stop.
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Just stop.
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Just stop harping on about it!
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24/7, Zoe. This is my life, 24/7.
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Except, in my life,
the gun's loaded.
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OK, I get it.
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But do you have to put a gun to my
head to make your point? Sorry.
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It's just this big meet today.
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I dunno.
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Chris, this is a major coup for us.
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Yurik Petrosian, the big boss,
here on UK soil.
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It's what we've been waiting for.
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No, it's what
YOU'VE been waiting for.
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I've been waiting for house prices
to level out.
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I've been waiting
to get an upgrade for my phone.
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I've been waiting for Toploader
to make a comeback.
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I've been waiting for
normal things.
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Toploader? Didn't they do
Dancing In The Moonlight?
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That was one of their songs, yes!
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The point is,
we don't know why Yurik's here.
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For all I know, he could be here
to wipe out the entire Sarkissian
family P me included!
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There's nothing to worry about.
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Just let the meeting play out.
Then we'll pick up Petrosian.
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The Sarkissians won't even know
he's in custody.
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Yurik's the key, Chris. We get him
today, this whole thing is over.
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You mean it? Completely over?
Completely.
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I won't have to eat any more stews?
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No more stews.
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And you'll be seeing
a lot less of me, obviously.
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Obviously.
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I mean, why on earth would we see each
other after Operation Piccolo's finished?
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Exactly.
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Just to be clear, there'll be an armed
response team there the whole time?
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The whole time. Now please put that
gun away. You're making me nervous.
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I told you, it's not loaded!
Give me some credit!
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Shit!
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Do you want me to...?
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Just go, Chris.
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Yurik had great respect
for your father.
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Everybody thought Raffi
would be next in line.
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Then he had his accident.
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After that, Yurik just stayed on
as the big boss.
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So why is he here?
Maybe to check on our operations.
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Maybe to go to Stonehenge.
He always wanted to, and with
the new visitor centre open...
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Just say it, Uncle. You think
he might be naming his successor.
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I cannot deny it.
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And you think... Yes.
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And you're cool with that?
Of course.
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It's exactly what
I've been waiting for.
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I won't let you down, Uncle.
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I'm gonna be
the best big boss ever!
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Will Yurik pick Ara over me?
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No, Tigran, he will not.
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That prick isn't even fit
to shine my shoes.
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It's no trouble. What? Your shoes.
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There is a guy at the station,
he shines...
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Forget the shoes!
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The point is, that arsehole
put Christophe in the ground
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and I'm going to make him pay!
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Make him pay. Make him pay!
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Aaarghhh!
Aaaaarghhhh!
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Aaaaaggggghhhh!
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Tigran! Coming, Boss.
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Where is Chris? Today of all days!
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Ara! Arno!
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You look so well!
I look well? YOU look well.
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Have you been exercising?
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Well, I've taken up aikido again.
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Aikido.
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The martial art where you use your
opponent's own strength against himself.
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How appropriate.
Though not always effective.
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Hi. This is Zoe. If it's urgent, you can
get me on the other number - 999.
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Hi, Zoe. It's me.
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Look, I know we've had
our ups and downs but...
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I just wanna say I've really
enjoyed working with you.
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When this thing's over,
maybe we could go for a... Shit!
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Oh, God!
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Oh, no.
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Oh, please, no!
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Yurik Petrosian! Shit!
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Shit! Shit! Shit!
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OK. That's good. Good.
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We're OK.
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Oh, hi. Er, sorry about that.
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Erm... A bit of a problem.
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Don't worry,
the plan's still going smoothly.
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it's just that I've... kind of unexpectedly
bumped into Yurik... quite hard.
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Look, call me.
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Sorry about this.
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Ah!
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Yes. Missed go.
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Hi, everyone! How's it going?
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Chris, you're late. Why?
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Well, funny story!
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Actually... Or, as they say
in the old country...
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Yes?
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But what I actually want to say
about being late, to explain,
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'cause I know you want to...
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Look what I found
snooping around outside!
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Thank God.
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Oh, God.
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Who sent you?
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I'm a policewoman,
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so probably... the police?
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Are all your men this smart,
or is he the exception?
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How did you know we were here?
I didn't. I was just passing by.
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Stupid little... I say we kill her.
Yeah! Let's kill her! Blaaah!
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Or how about we take her somewhere really
awful, like a motorway service station,
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and just fucking leave her there!
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No. We must find out how much
she knows and who told her.
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Maybe, Arno, you have a little rat
sailing aboard your ship.
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Hey! Maybe the rat
is sailing on YOUR ship.
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Dickhead.
Ara ain't even got a ship.
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Or how about we stop bickering?
Because where there's one cop,
there's bound to be more.
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This place'll be swarming
with them any minute.
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How about we postpone the meeting, let the
cop go and get the hell out of here?
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You're right. Really? Yes.
We will get the hell out of here.
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But we will take the cop with us.
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Shouldn't we wait
for the big boss first?
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I'll call him. No, I will call him.
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Voicemail.
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Yurik, it's Ara.
Something has come up.
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No need for you to worry.
Just Arno messing things up again.
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We will move location.
I will text you the details.
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We will see you in 20 minutes.
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Chris, you take the cop
in your car. Great idea.
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I'm coming with you.
We have stuff to discuss.
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Great idea, but maybe a better idea
is for you to do the total opposite
and not come with me at all.
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She'd be quite a pretty
little thing with a bit of work.
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Any final requests?
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Bit of Botox maybe?
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Go fuck yourself. Oh, my!
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Such a potty mouth.
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What are they teaching the police
these days?
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I'll see you at the car, Chris.
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Where the shitting hell
is the armed response team?
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Oh, my God. There is no
armed response team, is there?
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I tried, but resources
are scarce these days.
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Let me get this straight.
You sent me in here
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knowing that if things turned bad,
I would have no back-up whatsoever?
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You have me! You've always got me.
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Right - you.
Did you even bring a gun?
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I've... got a rape alarm.
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Oh, that's fine, then, because if
there's one thing violent heavily
armed gangsters cannot cope with
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it's a really loud noise!
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Everything OK?
God, yeah. Absolutely fine.
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And, Chris,
don't make Ara wait again.
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No. Absolutely.
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I'm on my way.
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What exactly was your plan?
Were you gonna take them all on
single-handed? I don't know!
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I just couldn't leave you out here
on your own. Not after Henderson.
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Oh, God! I'd forgotten you've already got
one dead policeman to your name.
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Do you pick us at random or have you
got some sort of pre-planned hit list?
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Pardon?
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Is that Petrosian? Yeah, the big
sodding boss. I ran him over.
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You see how well my day's going?
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Sorry?
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Pardon?
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Is he dead?
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No. Happy?
Well, what are we waiting for?
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We've got what we wanted!
Let's get the hell out of here!
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Shit! Of course!
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Wait. Can you get me
out of here first? Oh, yeah. Sorry.
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Chris!
Piss off, pig woman!
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You weren't planning on
leaving without me?
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God, no. That's definitely not
what I was planning to do.
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Chris, we need to talk.
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Right.
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About us. About this whole...
fuck-buddy thing.
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God, I love this song!
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SWe need to talk about you and me.
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Oh...! My head!
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Where am I? Why is it so dark?
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What is that? What?
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I heard a noise, from the boot.
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Probably our police friend.
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Sounded like a man's voice.
Well, she is quite butch.
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Who's there? Who's there, I say?!
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Can you turn that down, please?
But I love this song, too!
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I'm trying to tell you
something very important!
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Ah, darling!
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I'm pregnant.
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That's enough, arsehole.
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We're gonna have a baby.
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Or, if it's a boy... Mmm-mmm!
..we could call it Raffi,
after my dad. Mmmm!
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Or Kevin, after my first boyfriend.
Mmmmm!
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Or even Datev. Mmmm! Mmmm!
My pet cat when I was little.
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This all sounds great!
I'll see you in there.
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Oh. Do you want a hand with her?
No, this is a job for a big man.
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You're gonna make
such a good daddy, Chris. Mmmmmm!
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Are you OK?
Yes!
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But he's in a bad way.
We need to get him to hospital.
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Right. How stupid of me.
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We need to put his health and
safety at the top of our list!
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What about us, for God's sake?
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Chris!
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Are you OK?
Do you want Garabed to help?
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No. She's just a lot heavier
that I expected.
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So, tell us who told you
about our little get-together.
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Yes. Who is the rat?
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Are you really gonna kill
a police officer in cold blood?
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That is the general idea.
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Talk!
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You have three seconds
to start talking
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before I blow your brains out.
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One... two...
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Wait!
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You've got it all wrong.
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What I mean is...
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she's not stupid.
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She knows we'll kill her
as soon as she talks, so why talk?
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Then let's torture her
until she tells us.
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Nothing too serious.
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Cut off a few fingers.
Pull out a tooth or two, hmm?
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I like it, Garabed. I really do.
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But a bit messy, isn't it, with
the big boss arriving any minute?
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Blood everywhere, screams of pain.
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You know what they say. You don't get a
second chance to make a first impression.
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You spend a lot of time trying
to stop us hurting this bitch.
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Maybe YOU'RE the rat!
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Maybe we've got a Donnie Brasco
in our midst.
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A giant rabbit?
That's Donnie Darko. Oh.
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Hey. Remember what they say, Arno.
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People in glass houses...
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..are arseholes.
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Perhaps you should look
closer to home.
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Yeah. Tigran, maybe you're the one
we should be worrying about.
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Hey! Enough!
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She's the one
we should be worrying about.
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You speak some sense at last.
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She will tell us who the rat is.
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I know who the rat is.
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It's me. I'm the rat.
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What are you talking about?
You're not the rat.
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Then why was there a policewoman
at my birthday party?
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How many times?
She wasn't a real policewoman.
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00:16:52,213 --> 00:16:53,693
Oh, yeah. She...
243
00:16:53,893 --> 00:16:55,933
You don't say much, do you?
244
00:16:57,413 --> 00:17:00,773
But maybe we don't need you
to speak.
245
00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:04,373
Maybe this will tell us
all we need to know.
246
00:17:05,893 --> 00:17:08,613
We check your call records,
voicemails,
247
00:17:08,813 --> 00:17:10,653
we find our rat, no?
248
00:17:13,253 --> 00:17:15,133
Oh, for fuck...
249
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,253
What's your passcode?
250
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,293
I can't remember.
251
00:17:19,493 --> 00:17:21,293
I forget things when I'm stressed.
252
00:17:25,173 --> 00:17:29,053
Tigran, mess this bitch up.
Fucking finally.
253
00:17:31,813 --> 00:17:34,493
Wait! What now?!
254
00:17:34,773 --> 00:17:37,533
Maybe it was Yurik.
Maybe he ratted us out.
255
00:17:37,733 --> 00:17:40,213
I mean, he knew about the location.
256
00:17:40,413 --> 00:17:42,493
As did you, Chris.
257
00:17:49,533 --> 00:17:52,893
Look me in the eye.
Tell me it was not you.
258
00:17:54,293 --> 00:17:57,053
Ara! It's me! Chris!
259
00:17:57,733 --> 00:18:00,213
C-dog! The Chrismeister!
260
00:18:00,973 --> 00:18:04,853
Two Chris Chris...
Father Chris-mas?
261
00:18:05,893 --> 00:18:08,053
Chris isn't your rat.
262
00:18:09,573 --> 00:18:12,013
He's one of us, 100%.
263
00:18:12,293 --> 00:18:16,573
How can you be so sure?
Because I know Chris - intimately.
264
00:18:20,813 --> 00:18:22,293
What can I say?
265
00:18:22,493 --> 00:18:25,053
And... we're having a baby!
266
00:18:25,373 --> 00:18:29,573
You're having a baby?
Technically that's still TBC.
And he's asked me to marry him.
267
00:18:29,853 --> 00:18:33,973
What?!...a happy day
that's going to be!
268
00:18:34,173 --> 00:18:36,493
Me and Lara, getting married!
269
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,493
Chris...
270
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:45,133
My son. What wonderful news!
271
00:18:55,173 --> 00:18:59,293
Thank you for the kind words,
but... back to the job in hand.
272
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:04,733
Will you allow me a little cracky-poo
at getting this bitch to talk?
273
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,013
Call it an engagement present.
What do you say?
274
00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:11,893
What makes you think you can
make her talk? Brains, my friend.
275
00:19:12,173 --> 00:19:14,853
Ara, you've watched Countdown
with me. He's very good.
276
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:17,053
It's not just about muscle, see?
277
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:20,653
A brilliant, analytical mind,
that's my secret weapon,
278
00:19:20,853 --> 00:19:22,813
and I'm not afraid to use it.
279
00:19:23,013 --> 00:19:25,413
He even gets the conundrums.
280
00:19:33,453 --> 00:19:36,653
You asked her to bloody marry you?!
What? Of course I didn't!
281
00:19:36,933 --> 00:19:39,333
You got her pregnant!
Actually, that's still TBC.
282
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:44,893
Well, you had sex with her! OK,
I had a little bit of sex with her!
283
00:19:45,173 --> 00:19:48,493
But can we please worry about that
later? Assuming there is a later!
284
00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:52,413
Because right now we need to
find a way out of here fast!
285
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:56,493
Oh, God! I sounded awesome then,
didn't I? Like Jack Bauer or something.
286
00:19:56,693 --> 00:19:58,533
Not now, Chris!
287
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,333
We could dig a tunnel.
288
00:20:12,653 --> 00:20:14,533
Yurik Petrosian.
289
00:20:15,733 --> 00:20:18,133
Has he got a phone on him?
290
00:20:25,773 --> 00:20:27,453
OK, let me hear it again.
291
00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:30,573
Hello. I am Yurik Petrosian.
292
00:20:30,893 --> 00:20:34,773
A tiny bit more husky. Think Brando in The Godfather
crossed with Connery in Highlander,
293
00:20:34,973 --> 00:20:37,293
but kind of Greek-sounding.
294
00:20:37,573 --> 00:20:40,933
Hello. I am Yurik Petrosian.
295
00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:44,213
A tiny bit less Bruce Forsyth.
296
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:48,933
Jesus, this is never gonna work!
No, it is, Chris. Trust me.
297
00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:51,053
Go on, give it one more go.
298
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,973
Hello. I am Yurik Petrosian.
299
00:20:57,853 --> 00:21:01,213
That's it! Really? Yeah.
Totally nailed it!
300
00:21:01,413 --> 00:21:03,013
Kind of.
301
00:21:09,453 --> 00:21:11,133
Yurik.
302
00:21:13,493 --> 00:21:17,013
Ara, I want you
to listen carefully.
303
00:21:17,213 --> 00:21:19,853
You need to leave now, all of you.
304
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:24,533
The location has been compromised.
The police are on their way.
305
00:21:24,733 --> 00:21:26,813
Yurik, are you OK?
306
00:21:27,013 --> 00:21:29,973
Your voice sounds a little... odd.
307
00:21:30,253 --> 00:21:33,413
Just a summer cold.
Have you never had a summer cold?
308
00:21:33,613 --> 00:21:34,973
Don't talk. Listen.
309
00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:38,973
Your hostage, the policewoman,
she works for me.
310
00:21:39,253 --> 00:21:43,053
I sent her
to scout the warehouse earlier,
311
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:47,693
and if any harm should come to her,
I would be most displeased.
312
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,893
So you want us to let her go?
Are you sure?
313
00:21:51,173 --> 00:21:54,053
Are you questioning me, Ara?
No. I just...
314
00:21:54,253 --> 00:21:56,493
Just nothing!
315
00:21:56,773 --> 00:22:00,693
You've got a nerve. I should have
listened to all the other bosses.
316
00:22:00,973 --> 00:22:05,133
They warned me about you,
always flying off the handle,
317
00:22:05,413 --> 00:22:09,293
throwing your toys out of the pram
like a baby child man.
318
00:22:09,613 --> 00:22:14,973
It makes me wonder, are you really the
right man to lead this organisation?
319
00:22:15,173 --> 00:22:17,133
Now do as I say. Release the girl.
320
00:22:17,413 --> 00:22:19,973
And make sure you take her
wherever she wants.
321
00:22:20,253 --> 00:22:24,333
She is a valuable asset
and I want her treated as such.
322
00:22:24,533 --> 00:22:26,573
Understood? Understood.
323
00:22:26,853 --> 00:22:31,053
And your boy Chris,
I'm hearing great things about him.
324
00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:35,093
Get him a treat, like maybe
a new car or something.
325
00:22:35,293 --> 00:22:38,253
Wh-What? Nothing. Bye, Ara.
326
00:22:42,053 --> 00:22:45,053
Yurik's never treated me
this way before.
327
00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:48,853
Well, I gave it my best shot
but she didn't talk.
328
00:22:49,133 --> 00:22:52,293
Looks like you'll have to torture
the slut-cake after all.
329
00:22:52,573 --> 00:22:55,613
Let the girl go, Chris.
There'll be no torture today.
330
00:22:55,813 --> 00:22:58,293
What?! You're shitting me!
331
00:22:58,493 --> 00:23:01,053
I was looking forward to that!
332
00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:04,333
I love a bit of the old torture.
Damn!
333
00:23:04,613 --> 00:23:06,973
Why didn't you tell us
you worked for Yurik?
334
00:23:07,173 --> 00:23:08,973
Yurik?
335
00:23:09,293 --> 00:23:13,053
Because I don't tell anyone anything.
That's why Yurik trusts me.
336
00:23:13,253 --> 00:23:14,893
Get her out of my sight.
337
00:23:17,653 --> 00:23:21,293
Chris, I want you to know,
should anything happen,
338
00:23:21,573 --> 00:23:23,573
Lara and the baby
will be looked after.
339
00:23:23,773 --> 00:23:25,053
Should anything happen?
340
00:23:25,253 --> 00:23:28,293
Say the brakes on your car failed,
341
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:31,133
or faulty wiring at your apartment
caused a fire,
342
00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:32,893
burning you to a crisp.
343
00:23:34,093 --> 00:23:38,773
In that eventuality, I will not
shirk my responsibilities.
344
00:23:39,053 --> 00:23:42,093
You have my word.
Thanks. Means a lot.
345
00:23:59,493 --> 00:24:01,413
Chris, you were amazing.
346
00:24:01,613 --> 00:24:03,933
I was pretty good, wasn't I?
347
00:24:05,933 --> 00:24:07,213
And the best part of it is
348
00:24:07,493 --> 00:24:10,693
we've got something
really special between us.
349
00:24:10,973 --> 00:24:14,293
We've got Yurik Petrosian
locked up in the boot of your car.
350
00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:22,693
You didn't lock the boot, did you?
351
00:24:39,253 --> 00:24:40,693
It's Yurik.
352
00:24:40,893 --> 00:24:42,293
Aw, shit.
353
00:24:43,413 --> 00:24:45,053
Who's Yurik?
354
00:24:48,773 --> 00:24:50,653
Look, Yurik is dead.
355
00:24:50,853 --> 00:24:52,813
This is our time now!
356
00:24:53,133 --> 00:24:58,453
We just need to work out which one of us
will take charge of the business.
357
00:25:04,773 --> 00:25:06,813
Best of three?
Fuck you! Call me "Boss".
358
00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,453
Every boss needs a deputy.
359
00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:20,453
If you do that thing where you take your hand
and put it through your hair, so help me...
360
00:25:20,733 --> 00:25:24,093
Uncles! I've got the best news.
You'll never guess.
361
00:25:24,293 --> 00:25:26,133
Scissors beat stone?
362
00:25:26,333 --> 00:25:27,693
This!
363
00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:32,213
Dad's alive!
364
00:25:35,613 --> 00:25:37,133
All right, bitches?
365
00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:39,613
Raffi! Raffi!
366
00:25:39,813 --> 00:25:41,333
Raffi?
367
00:25:42,893 --> 00:25:44,573
Raffi? Daddy!
368
00:25:45,613 --> 00:25:50,213
I want you to meet someone.
Daddy, this is my fiance, Chris.
369
00:25:50,413 --> 00:25:52,973
The father of my unborn child.
370
00:25:53,253 --> 00:25:55,693
Pleased to meet you, Raffi.
Erm, Daddy.
371
00:25:55,893 --> 00:25:58,533
Raffi Daddy. Mr Daddy?
372
00:25:59,253 --> 00:26:02,653
Please, call me Mr Sarkissian.
373
00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:05,493
Of course. Mr Sarkissian.
374
00:26:06,813 --> 00:26:10,813
It's just that Lara's always said
that you were dead!
375
00:26:13,253 --> 00:26:14,693
Do I look like a ghost?
376
00:26:17,053 --> 00:26:18,493
No, I'm not.
377
00:26:22,853 --> 00:26:28,213
Mess her about and you'll be feeding
through a tube for the rest of your life.
378
00:26:34,613 --> 00:26:37,053
Great to have you back, Daddy.
379
00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:41,093
He's alive! Raffi!
Raffi's alive!
380
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:44,853
Raffi!
381
00:27:04,093 --> 00:27:06,293
What the hell am I gonna do?
382
00:27:08,693 --> 00:27:10,813
You're gonna marry her. Good idea.
383
00:27:11,933 --> 00:27:14,613
Sorry, what? Think about it.
384
00:27:14,893 --> 00:27:17,773
Raffi running the show,
you married to his daughter.
385
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:20,373
This is the best position
we could possibly be in.
386
00:27:20,693 --> 00:27:23,933
Aisle seat near the emergency exits -
that's a good position to be in.
387
00:27:24,213 --> 00:27:26,853
This is terrible.
Chris, just trust me on this.
388
00:27:27,053 --> 00:27:28,893
The Sarkissians are going down.
389
00:27:29,173 --> 00:27:31,533
If anyone should be worried,
it's them.
390
00:27:41,897 --> 00:28:10,560
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