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(bright, upbeat music)
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‐ Hey you guys, hi, I've
never been live before!
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Hope this goes viral!
(laughs)
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So, my son Billy, he called me,
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he's in Vegas right now
for basketball camp,
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and he called me and he's like,
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"Ma, guess who I met,"
and I'm like, "Who, baby?"
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He's like, "Baron Davis." Now,
he's born and raised in LA,
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so Baron Davis, he's been
loving him since he could walk.
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Then he's like, "Ma,
guess who else I met!"
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And I'm like, "Who,
baby," and he's like
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"Bdot Adot, from the Instagram!"
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And I'm like, "Baby,
I'm so happy for you!
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This is amazing!"
(laughs)
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But then, Billy calls
me the next day, right?
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And he's crying, my
sweet boy is crying.
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I'm like, "Baby what's
wrong, why you crying?"
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And he's like, "Ma,
Bdot and Baron,
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they was at my basketball game,
and they was laughing at me.
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Every time I grabbed
the basketball,
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they was calling me 'Titties!'"
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Huh.
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Baron fucking Davis!
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You Jeri Curl‐halfin',
capri pant‐wearin',
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retired motherfucker, fuck you!
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And Bdot Adot, whoever the
fuck you are, you ain't funny!
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How 'bout I impersonate putting
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my motherfucking
foot up your ass?!
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‐ That's some bullshit.
(Angry Mother continues)
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‐ We don't even know that lady.
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‐ Whatever.
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‐ Zo, I don't even talk
about kids like that.
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‐ You probably do.
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‐ Man, when I talk to kids,
I'm like a child whisperer.
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Me, kids, and old folks,
are the only people
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I fuck with where
they communicate on
a level like that.
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‐ This video's at
12,000,000 views, okay?
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So good job becoming
donkeys of the day.
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‐ 12,000,000 views?
‐ That's a lot of views Baron.
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‐ All Justin Bieber gotta
do is change his hair,
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take his shirt off, and fart,
and that's 20,000,000 views.
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‐ I mean, I got a
phone call today.
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And they basically told me that
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you might lose your spot
on Celebrity Pitch Tank.
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‐ No, don't play girl.
‐ Since it's just
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12,000,000 views‐‐ look.
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All I'm saying is I don't
want this little fart
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to turn into a big‐ass dump.
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‐ Why you gotta talk like that?
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‐ Nigga, if you didn't
talk the way you did,
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we would not be in this
situation, now would we?
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‐ I didn't say nothing!
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‐ Come on now, seriously,
like in the next 24 hours,
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this thing is gonna blow over,
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nobody's gonna be
talking about it,
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somebody's gonna post
something or repost something,
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let's just wait and see.
‐ You know what, you're right.
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I'm tripping, I don't know
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what the fuck I'm doing.
‐ Right.
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No, I'm the guru.
‐ Um, so let's just‐‐
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Let's just go to Yogurt Land.
‐ Ooh.
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‐ Right?
‐ See. Double crumb?
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‐ And then let's just wait
for this to blow over.
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‐ I'm doubling up!
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(funky, energetic music)
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‐ [Baron] Man, this
ain't no Yogurt Land.
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‐ [Zoe] This is that
angry mom's house.
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‐ [Baron] Man, why
the fuck are we here?
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‐ Because you guys you
guys are gonna go in there
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and convince her
to take it down.
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I worked really hard to
get her to meet you guys.
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‐ Oh, hell no, this is a setup?
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No, I ain't going in there, no.
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This is some red
wedding type shit, nope.
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Get me the fuck
outta here, let's go.
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‐ Do I have to remind you?
16,000,000 views, guys.
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‐ Yeah bro, we
gotta go in there.
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‐ Y'all have to, y'all have no
choice, and I'm not leaving.
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‐ I thought we was
getting ice cream.
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‐ We can get ice cream after.
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‐ I don't want it now.
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‐ How about churros and pizza?
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Huh?
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Churros?
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‐ Fuck churros, let's go, dude.
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Betta have my churros.
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‐ Baron, I used to
love watching you,
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ever since you were at UCLA,
you was my favorite player!
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And Bdot, you are my
favorite internet celebrity!
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Well, besides me of course!
(laughs wildly)
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(Baron forcedly laughs)
‐ Look, lady.
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Cut out all the bullshit.
Everybody know you lying.
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We know you lying,
you know you lying,
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your fat‐ass son know you lying.
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Where's he at anyway?
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Cause that's who I
came to apologize to.
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‐ No, no, no, no, no, no,
what Baron is trying to say is
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that we're here to
apologize to Billy.
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You know, sign some autographs,
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give him some shoes,
tickets to the games,
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you know, that's it, that's all.
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‐ Well, y'all can try,
but he hasn't said a word
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ever since he got back
from y'all's camp.
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I'll go get him!
(Bdot laughs)
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‐ Man, they don't even look like
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no kids live in this house, man.
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‐ Dog, I went in the fridge.
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They got an English
muffin and some Activa.
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‐ The yogurt that make you shit?
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‐ Man, that nasty ass shit.
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She ain't got shit in
the freezer, either.
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No TV dinners, no
frozen food dinners.
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How the fuck you have a kid
and don't have no frozen food?
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‐ A fat‐ass kid, at that.
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‐ What y'all did to
him, psychologically,
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he ain't never getting
over that trauma.
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‐ Hey, little man.
(Billy sobbing)
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Little Billy, I got a
hot dog in the car, man.
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Chili cheese fries, some
Sour Patch Kids in my pocket.
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‐ Um, lady, what do you want?
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‐ I want you to invest in
his college fund, $20,000.
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You can't change his past, but
you can invest in his future.
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‐ Look, lady, you can't
shakedown the Shakedown King.
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I been shaking down people all
my life, that ain't gonna go.
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‐ Fine. Well I got
another demand, then.
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And if you don't
accept that one,
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I'm never taking
that video down.
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‐ Alright, well,
anything is cool,
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as long as it's not money.
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What you got?
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(ambitious music)
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‐ Come on in, sit down, y'all.
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Y'all want some Sun Chips?
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‐ No, we don't want
none of them Sun Chips.
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Them 99 cent store Sun Chips.
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If that was the real Sun
Chips, I would like some.
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So much fucking Peat's.
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‐ Well, alright, real
talk, y'all gonna get up
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in this little fat nana and
make me forget why I was mad.
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Mhm.
(Baron groans)
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‐ Wait, you say what?
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‐ Oh, you heard me right.
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Y'all gonna get up in
these guts, young bucks!
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Bdot, you can hit it from
the front, you little.
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And Baron, that long dick
can take it from the back.
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I'm talking 'bout full throttle.
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Pump it, pump it,
pump it, hit it!
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Both dicks need to touch,
they need to hit me
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like this, like this,
like this, like this.
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And not no fast pumps, neither,
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I'm talking 'bout 45
minutes of dick, sound good?
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‐ I gotta take a shit.
‐ Okay.
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‐ Um, I'mm'a make sure
he take the shit right.
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‐ Okay, y'all come
back naked now!
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Ugh, be square, baby,
be fucking square.
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Uh‐huh, up in here,
up in this, up in,
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turn around, turn that
shit, turn around,
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dicks touching, dicks
touching, dicks touching.
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‐ She can keep that
video up, bro, I don't‐‐
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my reputation ain't
that important.
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‐ Dude, this is not about you.
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This is about
Celebrity Pitch Tank.
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Come on, dude, 18,000,000 views.
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I got way more to lose than you.
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‐ Alright, man, well, what
we supposed to do then?
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‐ I'mm'a go find
this fat‐ass kid,
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get him to admit on video
that I didn't call him fat,
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and you stall her.
‐ Mhm, okay,
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get a response video,
that might work, too.
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‐ Man, there it is.
(decisive music)
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Alright, I'll be right
back, you stall her.
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‐ Okay.
‐ Alright.
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‐ Oh, hell no, man, hell no!
(music stops)
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I ain't going in there
with that lady, man!
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I'm scared of her ass!
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‐ Come on, man, this is a
whole part of the lesson.
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You gotta be a role player, dog.
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You gotta be Jeremy
Lin, before Linsanity.
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That's how he got to Linsanity.
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Matter of fact, I'mm'a hook
you up on Celebrity Pitch Tank.
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‐ For Ball Out?
‐ Yes, for Ball Out,
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see, they buy so much
dumb shit on that show,
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and you kinda famous, they
for sure go for it, dog.
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Just stay here and stall her.
(Bdot sighs)
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We good, let me go get this
video, my reputation clean,
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Celebrity Pitch Tank, we on it.
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Boom, boom, you know what
I mean? That's our hustle.
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Right now, you gotta
come off the bench
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and just play first.
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‐ Alright, alright.
‐ Let's go.
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‐ Don't be too long, man.
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‐ Yeah, just take
this for the team.
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‐ You owe me one, though.
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‐ I mean, play for the team.
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‐ You owe me one, BD.
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‐ [Angry Mom]
Where you guys at?!
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‐ For real.
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‐ Mm‐hm, come on in here,
li'l zaddy. Uh, where's Baron?
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‐ Don't worry about
Baron, I'mm'a handle this.
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‐ Oh, you can handle all
this little fat nana?
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Oh, come on, don't worry,
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if you fall short, little
Rooster here gotcha.
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‐ Just... what I gotta do, man?
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Let's just get this over with.
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‐ Okay, well get ready.
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‐ Man, these all
expired in 1998!
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‐ Okay, well, either
double‐bag that shit
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or raw dog this pussy,
cause she's ready.
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She's purring.
(purrs and laughs)
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‐ Can we just talk‐‐ what‐‐
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‐ We can talk,
baby, all you want,
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while you up in here, come on.
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‐ What do you think
Billy gonna think?
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‐ Oh, he's gonna be so excited
that his mama got it in
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with his favorite
internet celebrity, ooh!
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(grunting)
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‐ Baron!
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‐ Hey guys, I'm going live.
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I'm gonna say what's
up to little Billy,
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make amends of all this shit.
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Hi, little Billy.
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(Billy sobbing)
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It's your boy, BD.
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You probably don't wanna
speak to me right now.
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I know you're upset.
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All I can say, little Billy,
is you're being sensitive.
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Bdot and I, we weren't
calling you fat.
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We just talking about
some other fat kid.
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Why are you crying,
buddy? Don't cry.
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That's one of my lessons,
don't be a crybaby.
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(grunts of pleasure and protest)
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‐ I'm on the chips!
I'm on the chips!
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It's weird!
‐ It's okay, look.
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‐ I can't do this shit!
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‐ It's okay, man,
(Bdot screams in other room)
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you don't have to cry,
you can get over this.
237
00:08:51,153 --> 00:08:53,853
We'll get over this,
cause that's who I am.
238
00:08:53,953 --> 00:08:58,523
I'm the type of guy that shows
up randomly and mentors kids.
239
00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:00,050
‐ Literally, stop, okay,
stop, listen, listen, listen!
240
00:09:00,153 --> 00:09:00,993
I'm not having sex with you.
241
00:09:01,093 --> 00:09:02,363
Is there anything else I can do?
242
00:09:02,460 --> 00:09:03,360
‐ Is there?
243
00:09:04,893 --> 00:09:08,563
Uh‐huh, ah, see how
that thing shake, baby?
244
00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:09,630
Come on.
245
00:09:09,726 --> 00:09:12,356
‐ What?
‐ Mm‐hmmm, come on.
246
00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:14,260
‐ It's‐‐ and that‐‐ you gonna
take the video down, right?
247
00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:15,430
‐ People call me fat
248
00:09:15,526 --> 00:09:17,026
all the time.
‐ [Angry Mom] Yeah!
249
00:09:17,126 --> 00:09:18,926
‐ Coaches, when they
‐ [Bdot] Oh, that was tingly!
250
00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:21,156
wanted to save their
job, "oh, he's fat,"
251
00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:22,930
you know what I mean,
but I still played well,
252
00:09:23,026 --> 00:09:24,456
and they got fired.
(moans from the other room)
253
00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:27,260
So you can do the same thing.
(Billy crying)
254
00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,290
You can fire people,
but you gotta
255
00:09:29,393 --> 00:09:31,793
fire up your system and
burn that fat, buddy.
256
00:09:31,893 --> 00:09:35,893
Turn the "fat" into an
acronym: Fuck All Things.
257
00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,730
It's resonating, huh?
‐ [Bdot] Put the dildo away!
258
00:09:39,826 --> 00:09:41,926
Come here, man, let
me see your face.
259
00:09:42,026 --> 00:09:43,186
I shouldn't be touching
(shouts from other room)
260
00:09:43,293 --> 00:09:45,293
no kid in the bed, should...
261
00:09:45,393 --> 00:09:48,293
Hey guys, you see this:
I'm just going to‐‐
262
00:09:48,393 --> 00:09:52,193
Hey Billy, it's time, man‐‐
watch this‐‐ time, guys.
263
00:09:52,293 --> 00:09:54,233
Come on Billy, talk to your boy.
264
00:09:54,326 --> 00:09:56,186
(irritated music)
265
00:09:56,293 --> 00:09:58,793
The fuck? Fucking Activa!
266
00:09:58,893 --> 00:10:00,033
You see that, guys?
267
00:10:00,126 --> 00:10:02,566
Celebrity Pitch Tank,
it was all a farce.
268
00:10:02,666 --> 00:10:06,126
No fucking Billy, that
lady was lying, I knew it.
269
00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:07,573
Fucking knew it!
270
00:10:09,366 --> 00:10:11,526
‐ [Angry Mom] Yes, little
baddy, yes, use it!
271
00:10:11,633 --> 00:10:14,203
‐ [Bdot] Ach, it hurts! It's
not supposed to be hurting!
272
00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:15,730
It feels good!
(Angry Mom squeals)
273
00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:18,373
‐ Finally. Here.
(Baron groans)
274
00:10:18,466 --> 00:10:21,126
As promised.
‐ All taken care of.
275
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:23,830
‐ Where's Bdot?
276
00:10:23,933 --> 00:10:24,673
‐ Can I eat this now?
277
00:10:24,766 --> 00:10:25,926
‐ No, where's Bdot?
278
00:10:26,033 --> 00:10:29,233
‐ Uh... he's fucking
that lady, I guess.
279
00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:32,973
Hey‐ya.
‐ Are you serious right now?
280
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,966
‐ Mhm.
‐ And you let him do that?
281
00:10:35,066 --> 00:10:37,066
‐ I mean, what am
I supposed to do?
282
00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:40,526
‐ You guys are fucking
disgusting, he's
fucking disgusting.
283
00:10:40,633 --> 00:10:44,203
♪ Our Father,
284
00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:48,530
♪ Whom art in Heaven,
285
00:10:48,633 --> 00:10:51,933
♪ Hallowed be
286
00:10:52,033 --> 00:10:54,273
♪ Thy name
287
00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:57,733
‐ We can leave.
288
00:10:57,833 --> 00:11:02,113
‐ No, we're f‐‐
(car door opening)
289
00:11:02,206 --> 00:11:05,666
Did you seriously have
sex with that lady?
290
00:11:05,773 --> 00:11:07,013
‐ Absolutely not, I ain't do
291
00:11:07,106 --> 00:11:08,906
nothing with that lady.
‐ Oh my god, disgusting!
292
00:11:09,006 --> 00:11:10,436
Both of you!
‐ Boss.
293
00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:13,070
All good here, man, we got
done like 45 minutes ago.
294
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,313
‐ 45 minutes?
295
00:11:14,406 --> 00:11:15,436
‐ Man, that lady
was a fraud, dude.
296
00:11:15,540 --> 00:11:17,010
The kid wasn't even there.
297
00:11:17,106 --> 00:11:18,536
‐ So why you ain't
come get me, man?
298
00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,010
‐ Doesn't even matter, the
damage is fucking done.
299
00:11:20,106 --> 00:11:23,066
‐ Alright, all that noise,
how can I stop a man
300
00:11:23,173 --> 00:11:24,813
when he doing what he doing?
(laughs)
301
00:11:24,906 --> 00:11:26,066
You feel me?
‐ I ain't do nothing
302
00:11:26,173 --> 00:11:27,313
with that lady.
303
00:11:27,406 --> 00:11:28,536
‐ Can we get some
ice cream for this?
304
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:29,740
‐ Hell no!
305
00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,170
‐ Why not?
‐ And you sit back, nasty ass.
306
00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:33,043
(Bdot murmuring)
307
00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:35,770
‐ Celebrity Pitch Tank
gonna be proud of you, boy.
308
00:11:35,873 --> 00:11:39,873
‐ Hey, y'all, what it
is, viral bitch here!
309
00:11:39,973 --> 00:11:42,373
So I got a little
confession, okay?
310
00:11:42,473 --> 00:11:45,013
What I had said about
Baron Davis and Bdot,
311
00:11:45,106 --> 00:11:47,436
that wasn't true, okay,
so I made that shit up,
312
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,970
I ain't got no damn
kids, y'all, damn!
313
00:11:50,073 --> 00:11:52,773
But internet, lemme
tell y'all something.
314
00:11:52,873 --> 00:11:55,173
Y'all's calling me dumb, me?
315
00:11:55,273 --> 00:11:58,143
Oh, I ain't dumb, so put some
headphones in and listen up.
316
00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,150
Put that shit up so
you can really listen.
317
00:12:00,246 --> 00:12:01,476
Listen clearly.
318
00:12:01,580 --> 00:12:02,810
Bdot ate my ass!
319
00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,050
He ate that shit, he
was eating that shit!
320
00:12:07,146 --> 00:12:08,646
He ate that shit!
(playful music)
321
00:12:08,746 --> 00:12:11,906
Hey Bdot, you can never get
away from this one, bitch!
322
00:12:12,013 --> 00:12:13,453
(screams)
323
00:12:13,546 --> 00:12:17,606
♪ Bout to eat it like it's
breakfast, breakfast ♪
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