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In today's protests against

the government's.

Organizers say 300,000 attended

but police numbers were at 50,000.

A government spokesman said

an ad hoc committee has been formed.

"Kwun Tong"

but with no results yet; Hong Kongers are...

a month after the Big Roach Disaster...

In a reconstruction project in Kwun Tong

an illegal roach farm was accidentally destroyed.

"Taiping Prison,"

"266kms North of Kuala Lumpur."

Countless roaches have infested Hong Kong

for a month but the government can't help.

The incident has attracted international attention.

But roaches multiply faster than they can be killed.

Roaches have paralysed financial operations.

Hong Kong is finished.

It's not up to you whether Hong Kongs is finished.

The city has lost

$2 billion in a few hours

Hong Kong is really finished!

TWO THUMBS UP!

What does that mean?

It's English.

Don't you know that?

Too powerful to have friends.

Too powerful for words.

What is "too powerful for words"?

Assault, or robbery?

It still fits perfectly.

I haven't changed at all.

I still have a model's physique.

You haven't changed

but the whole world has changed.

You don't know the world

and it doesn't know you.

Only you know yourself!

"EXIT"

Is that necessary?

Escorted in here.

And now, escorted out?

Not everyone can take this step!

And.

It is not "Too Jump Up".

It should be "Two Thumbs Up".

Let me tell you,

if I come in again I'm a rotten egg.

There is no more 39633 in this world.

There is only me, Lucifer.

You can call me Big F.

"16 Months Ago."

Why does this look so familiar?

Are you from Hong Kong?

It's an emergency unit vehicle, EU.

Old ones are repurposed as school busses.

The kids wore out the left door.

That's $2,000; there's a market for them.

Think about it back in Hong Kong.

Having come out of this door

I want that door?

Of course to do a major job.

TWO THUMBS UP!

"The alley south of 266 Boundary Street."

"Nightclub Back Alley Hair Salon."

Look at this.

Great! It's the same as before.

You see.

Just a bit younger.

Ready, Big F.

Come again.

Hello, Crazy B? Big F is back.

He didn't pay for his blow-dry.

I'm so unlucky.

It's only about $100.

You can't ask for it from him!

Don't treat your buddies like dirt!

A citizen has called in a lead.

Roach farm boss BK Cheung has been found

in Luk Keng; He made Hong Kong a city of roaches.

Please call the police if you see BK Cheung.

Okay! I'll pay for the last two tickets!

It's full, let's go!

Hello, Crazy B?

Yes, did you know.

Big F is back.

He's finally back.

He paid for two people.

That's just a few coins.

- Give him his change! - Okay!

Don't treat your buddies like dirt!

We're full, let's go!

We're full, let's go!

"Ngau Tarn Mei, Northeastern Yuen Long."

"October 31 Halloween."

The EU after us is not a real police vehicle.

People shooting at us are also not cops.

I've never seen a cop shoot an AK-47.

Ours is also not a real EU.

It's a Toyota Coaster, 2003 model

with over 500,000 km.

For 10 years, its route is Kwun Tong Road,

Prince Edward Road West, Argyle Street, Sai Yee Street.

It's a Kwun Tong - Mong Kok red minibus.

16 minutes ago,

"16 Minutes Ago."

When we attempted robbery in our "EU",

we ran into another gang with the same idea,

"Identical Robbery Tactics."

Identical robbery tactics!

We never imagined after a few kilometers

this minibus would think it's a real EU

and we would think we were real cops.

"Real Cops."

Big F...

Big F, I've waited 16 years for you!

Shut up, listen to me!

I've been refining a plan for 16 years.

A decades-old plan

it will be out-dated.

Marvelous idea are never out-dated.

Then we'll see if anyone else has come up with it.

It's not easy to come up with a marvellous idea.

Disguise ourselves as cops and rob.

None of us here

look like a cop.

How many reals cops look like cops?

Those are the real cops.

Drive an Emergency Unit.

Wear a uniform.

Anyone will think you're a cop.

I think he's right.

But where can we get an EU?

I know where to buy one.

Wherever you can buy one you can sell one.

Wherever you can sell one you can steal one.

So we steal one; what do we rob?

Bank, gas station, goldsmith shops,

convenience stores, whatever you like.

People use credit cards, debit cards and cash cards

no one uses cash!

There are closed-circuit cameras everywhere!

You can't get shit!

What's wrong with you, Crazy B?

We're robbers; we have to rob!

No knife? Find a brick,

rob something, buy an AK, trade up to a bazooka.

If you eat shit, eat the smelliest.

If you rob, rob the biggest place.

TWO THUMBS UP!

Yes, you are powerful!

Everyone eats food and shits poop.

It's powerful to eat poop and shit food.

If you're so powerful

why don't you go eat shit?

Are you in this or not?

If you're not, we'll go on ourselves.

Sit down...

I'm not playing-

What's wrong?

What? Give it back! It's very expensive.

You still owe me for your last blow-dry!

I'll pay when we get money from robbing.

I'll even pay for your hairdo forever, okay?

I'm on your side right now!

We are robbers.

It is right that we rob.

But we must share the same goal

from the start, do you understand?

Are we all here?

If we're full, let's go.

Call me when you have everyone.

You have reached a message service.

Please leave a message after the beep.

We will notify the recipient as soon as possible.

Scumbag!

Where did you go? Scumbag!

What weapons do you have?

Plane? Cannons?

You were gone for days.

You treat your buddies like dirt.

Crazy B, bad news!

You were right not to come.

Big F left on the speedboat.

But he said you treat your buddies like dirt.

Crazy B, where are you?

"Miss calls: 65."

Where were you? It all went bad!

Big F had to leave town

he said you treat your buddies like dirt.

"Big F, Answer?"

Teat your buddies like dirt...

I didn't! I didn't!

Teat your buddies like dirt...

I didn't!

Those scumbags locked me up for days.

I didn't treat my buddies like dirt.

Bowling Alley...

Nasty Daughter.

You don't even greet your father.

Calling to check to see if I'm at work?

It's been two weeks and seven days.

That boss is so friendly to me.

You're calling each other buddies, Mr Chou?

That's good!

Because I don't want to find you another job.

We have to steal corpses.

Some people

remove a corpses innards,

stuff money in them.

And fill the corpse with money.

They use these cross-border services

to bring dirty money into Hong Kong.

"Cross-Border Corpse Transportation."

Why? It's too expensive to live in Hong Kong!

Many move back to their hometowns,

but insist on being buried in Hong Kong.

So more bodies need to be shipped.

With a system you can hide anything.

Crematoriua use this to move money.

So now we've gone beyond robbery.

We're not just doing this for money,

but to uphold justice!

If we don't rob those scumbags

we are not doing justice to heaven

nor to our ancestors.

They will be buried with an incomplete corpse!

Imagine!

If they did this to your mother,

Your father, your brother,

Wouldn't you do something about it?

In the day, you were a champion car racer

nicknamed "Not Looking back".

Now you drive a minibus.

"Not strating up".

It's been so long, you must be used to it.

Used to what?

Don't get used to it!

Why must four of us share a lane?

We should each take up four lanes!

And you.

What about me? I'm okay.

I style massage girls' hair in the alley,

What's wrong with that?

You're cutting hair for streetwalkers.

No wonder your girlfriend keeps dumping you.

We should do a major job.

Is that okay or not?

- Okay? - Okay!

Well, Crazy B?

Crazy B, how about what you owe me?

How will you pay me back?

What you owe me!

Excuse me, gentlemen.

It's closing time!

Please pay this tab; thanks!

It's $473.50.

You have to chip in for a few hundred bucks!

Here's mine...

Shall I treat?

You're too kind.

I'll pay for this.

Take it off my paycheck.

In your dreams.

Have you worked here a month?

Must you talk like that?

I treat you as an elder brother.

You treat my buddies like dirt.

If these are your buddies,

then you deserve to be treated like dirt.

I quit!

The sooner I die the sooner I am reincarnated.

Steal that vehicle!

The sooner we work the sooner we enjoy rewards.

That is a police car graveyard.

All the Old,

dead EUs are brought here.

Those police transport vehicles are all wrong!

The Traffic Department classifies

vehicles with an H-beam under the chassis

as trucks, not passenger vehicles.

In the past, all police vehicles were illegal.

You never thought law-breaking cops.

Would be so bold, right?

You want to steal these?

The cops must keep records.

I don't want to steal these.

I just brought you to see them.

We've seen them, and all we can do is see them.

Now what?

You might use more than your eyes...

to see things...

Robbers must have imagination...

See...

Do you see it now?

No guns? Make one.

No vehicle? Soup one up!

We used to make AKs out of revolvers.

Now, we transfrom a minibus into an EU.

This is our 16-seater EU.

It sounds cool

but I don't know why it feels stupid.

Looking upside down at an upside down

Hong Kong, it should look right

but it seems strange!

This fully-equipped,

7,800kg EU

fell down from a 16-meter flyover

and flipped 180 degrees!

My number 39633.

My name is Tsui On Leung.

Today is my first day back as 39633

and in my uniform again.

16 weeks ago,

I was undercover in Operation.

"Lost in Time".

Aimed at gangsters

controlling "Tin-Tong line".

The minibus line from.

Tin Shui Wai to Kwun Tong.

Out of uniform, I did not recognise myself.

I didn't know if I was a cop or a bus driver.

Should I catch thieves with a gun

or drive a bus and take on passengers?

I couldn't take it, and went back to the station.

A gun, a wok, a minibus; which

do you think can help you catch thieves?

You don't have to rely on a uniform.

It's not important what you wear.

He is my elder brother.

His undercover mission went on for three and three years.

He thinks you can catch thieves whatever you wear.

My police cap is gone!

I never thought, by looking for the cap.

I finally understood, 16 days later,

that one can look at the world upside down.

Heroes have more than one angle.

They are 360 degrees!

"Double Star Junkyard."

Where is the flipped-over EU?

It was cleared by the vehicle pound and

written off as a total loss; it's waiting to be junked.

Have you seen my police cap?

My police cap is caught in the door.

No!

Fill out this form; apply for a new one.

No, that cap is important to me.

My police cap and the door are gone.

This isn't the only one missing a side door.

That one is missing a back door.

32 parts have been dragged across here.

Six vehicles are missing doors,

some are missing hoods, bumpers,

rearview mirror, wipers,

mud guard, window grille, head and tail lights, siren lights,

Put all these parts together.

And you get a complete EU vehicle!

They're stealing parts to make an EU!

Who are these people?

What do they want to do?

Criminals leaves clues at the scene.

Like you leave your smell on your clothes.

The crime scene can speak.

It tells me, there were four people!

Drawer, glove compartment, visor...

All 40 compartments in 20 EUs have been opened.

He takes every chance to find money.

He is greedy; he'll do anything for money.

Let's call this suspect.

"A" is the arrogant type of criminal.

My police cap is caught in the door he stole.

Unlike "A",

"B" has cleaner moves. He's a pro.

Loves machines, experienced.

Kills roaches with

spray chilled to -75J.

He uses his advantages in his crimes!

A typical Professional Criminal!

A dried moist wipe

made to clean shoes.

To be so picky about cleaning his shoes.

C has high standards.

He is the perfectionist criminal.

There are two footprints on this poop

facing in opposite directions.

To step in poop on a 3.5 meter wide path

twice...

D either has vision problems, or

chooses not to look at anything.

These 38 overlapping, chaotic footprints

belong to the team's most loyal follower

who has no opinions or ideas of his own!

It's done.

It's done.

It's so difficult to be a thief.

It's always difficult to do something well.

Why couldn't we use a can of white paint

and spray it white?

Write "Police" on it, and it's done.

All these steps! Are you stupid?

Spray it white, it's a white minibus.

Spray you black, you're a black thief.

So deep!

We can snap off the shell, it will become a minibus again,

and we can take paying passengers. We'll make over $100, buddies!

Don't you think we're missing something?

We don't have guns!

But certainly not these.

They're all rusty. Useless, like you!

I worked hard to keep these four guns.

Don't talk about the past any more.

We need guns to rob people.

Police! Hands up!

You didn't say "Don't move".

Police! Don't move! Hands up!

How can I put my hands up if I don't move?

Stupid!

It works! We look the part.

Hey, we look better in these uniforms

than real cops; come...

I don't look like a cop,

what cop is has this much style?

- Come... - Let me to take the picture...

Cool!

I don't like the way you look.

Where did you come from, boy!

Wait.

Why won't you answer?

Show me your ID card, show me!

Or I'll charge you for attacking an officer.

Hands up! Don't move! Hands up!

Of course not like that.

Hands on the wall; spread your legs.

Like this.

Of course not! You're too gentle.

Like this; left, then right...

Did you bring it?

That's not patting down.

You're copping a feel.

You do it, then, if you're so smart.

Wearing all those bright colors.

So improper...

and without a burn...

Are you done fooling around?

Who are you calling a burn?

Why am I a bum?

What are you saying?

Because I went to jail in Malaysia for you.

They whipped me until my burn bled.

Without a bum.

Watch what you say.

Don't think anyone in a uniform is a cop,

anyone in designer brands is a celebrity.

No matter what we wear, we're robbers!

- We're scumbags! - About that...

You're a scumbag who betrays his buddies.

About that...

Don't talk about that again. I don't want to listen.

You can say what you want. But I can't say anything?

Don't talk to me any more. I don't want to listen!

You can talk, I cannot.

Yes! You can't accept that?

You want to be a robber?

You want to be a scumbag?

We're going to rob that transport truck.

We're full, let's go!

We're full, let's go!

Don't leave anything behind!

You don't know you've left it until you need it.

"King Among Craftsmen."

All right!

Let's.

Hey!

Roger that! Wrong button, sir!

Let's go.

Oh Shit!

Car!

Of course; we're on a road. Idiot.

Dammit! Son, put on your seat belt!

I can eat noodles, right?

Yes...

See?

I told you so.

When you're in a uniform, in a police van,

everyone thinks you're a cop.

Yeah!

Let's.

It's certain death ahead.

If anything happens there's no going back.

Just drive on the road!

They use this road to transport corpses.

What else would they choose?

Of course robbers would take the side roads.

Yes!

Hello, darling!

Do you hear me? Hello...

"Beware of Boars."

There's no signal.

Not even one bar.

We're in the right place.

Stop!

Stop!

There's no signal.

Stop calling your girl.

That's good; no signal.

This is a good place to get to work!

It's so quiet no one would know if you got killed...

Watch out!

- Who is it? - Who are they?

Didn't they see what we're wearing?

You think Hong Kong cops are just ornaments?

Go! After them!

Stop!

Engine off, drivers license.

The scumbags are molesting a girl!

Don't let them go.

You want to run? I'll let you run. Run!

Do you know what you're guilty of?

Rape“.

And you tied her up like that!

Drat! Where are my glasses?

I just bought them!

A car is a private place.

I'm just doing private business in my space.

Rape“.

Scumbag! You're raping a woman!

Sir! Listen to me.

We are cops, we cannot punish them ourselves...

We are cops, we cannot punish them ourselves.

Listen, Miss...

We're... don't be afraid!

We're cops, you'll be fine!

It's useless to bring us in.

According to psychological studies,

87% of women victims won't press charges.

Save your strength.

You'll never be able to open a file on us.

You'll have to let us go.

Let us go, damn cops!

Are you cops stupid?

Shut up!

Hello? Police?

I'm Kong Dai Hoi.

My m is z60020s(2)

I'm Leung Tin C991733(3).

Our car registration...

Our car registration is KD1813.

We're on Ching Yau Road,

Ngau Tarn Mei, Lamp post PA36.

We raped a girl here.

Send someone to arrest us now, Okay? Thank you!

This is all wrong.

Do you think we're real cops?

We're robbers.

Why is it wrong? This is the only right way.

Whatever! Up to you.

Come, let's swap.

Put his in your mouth, yours in his mouth.

That makes it fun!

Boars here will bite your wee.

East L, what are you doing?

Poor girl, she's shivering.

Let's go! We've called the cops!

Let's go, don't look for trouble.

Lady, don't be afraid!

Sue them out of house and home!

Are you coming yet?

She's not your daughter!

My colleagues will come soon; be brave!

Be brave!

Thank you!

She was taken by two guys

while selling ice cream.

At this hour?

It's hard to make a living.

You know so much, were you flirting with her?

Are you blind?

I really can't see without my glasses.

How will you drive?

I'll look for them.

Hey! We've called the cops!

I have spares.

Hurry!

We've called the cops! Hurry!

Let's.

Sir, the registration number is KD1813,

the car reported in the rape case.

Miss, don't be afraid! We are police officers!

We're hereto help you.

Don't be afraid!

Can you please tell us what just happened?

Sir...

The suspects could have left these...

It's mine!

The girl said, a police car came by

and officers helped her.

When the incident occurred

no patrol cars were on duty in this area.

The only possibility is, that police car is a fake.

They reported it with the suspects' phone.

Clearly they want to hide their identities.

Therefore, the policemen were also fake.

He remembers to clean out their wallets; that's A!

Black cable ties, Giantlok GT630HD,

9mm, 79.4kg tensile strength.

First choice of first-rate technicians; that's B!

Is a dried moist wipe still a moist wipe? It's C!

These glasses should belong to D!

These are the bad guys who stole the parts

built the EU and impersonated cops:

A, B, C and D!

It looks like they've completed their EU

and they've begun their mission!

But why did they save her

and call the cops?

- Police beat me up! - Shut up!

Sir, they rescued the girl

but stole, and used their own punishment.

And impersonated policemen.

So, note it down.

You want to be a hero again?

What's the difference between a hero and a cop?

Cops must abide by the law.

Heroes don't have to.

Cops earn a salary, they're employee.

Heroes don't!

They are mostly bosses,

like Iron Man.

Be a boss before you learn to be a hero.

Superman is not a boss.

He wears his underpants outside his clothes.

We'll each take up four lanes!

The chicken wings smell great.

- Thank you, Boss! - So wasteful.

That's not wasteful!

Wasteful is throwing money into the sea.

We're consuming, albeit extravagantly.

Thank you!

Hey! That's not for you.

It's for you to pay a salary to my buddy

and to buy back his watch!

Sure, no problem!

Crazy B, it's payday-

Thank you!

Put your watch on.

Thank you! Enjoy yourselves.

Everyone has always cussed me out.

That's the first time I've been thanked! Cool!

Cool.

"Surprisingly awesome skills."

There is no signal here.

They've been here...

captured two bad guys, and rescued a girl.

I believe, they were planning to make a move here.

They stole police car parts

but not a whole EU

to avoid police attention.

I order noodles but offer me rice.

You can't even get a takeout order right.

Robbing while dressed as a policeman,

like a wrong takeout order,

is a very serious crime!

I am a policeman. I must catch robbers!

Anything goes wrong, it's every man for himself.

No! I won't let anything happen to my buddies.

I'm a very fair man.

I decide when things are right or wrong,

Money is first priority in a robbery.

I support you this time.

- Stop horsing around. - Aren't you in this?

No, I'm not; why?

- Real guns? You have real guns? - What?

- Why did you bring a real gun? - Go away!

The corpse transport truck.

Where did you get real guns from?

Come on, let's go!

Hands on your head.

Don't move!

Turn off the ignition!

Sir, how can I do that and not move?

You speak Cantonese well, friend.

I was just joking.

We suspect there are explosives in your truck.

Open the back door.

Okay...

- What are you doing? - What is that?

Why are you opening the door?

To open the back door for you.

Give me the key, I'll open it.

Okay...

What are you doing? Freeze! What is that?

Bring it out slowly.

It's a samosa, sir.

It's delicious.

Have you eaten dinner, sir?

Reach out.

Try some.

Big F... Sergeant.

It's quite good.

I can't take it when you're holding on.

It's delicious.

Curry is their specialty.

Do you have any more?

Bring them all out.

That's all I have.

- My daughter made them. - Give it back.

My colleague will take over.

They'll just check the license. Calm down!

Hands on your heads, don't move!

We suspect you have explosives in your truck.

What shall we do? Someone is coming.

Do we let them go?

Let them go? Get moving!

Kill them!

No policemen use AK-47s.

They're not real cops, idiot!

We're thinking the same thing!

Go in!

Move the body out!

Roger that!

On your 12.

He's running! Shoot him!

One is not dead yet.

Faking death? Shoot him!

Three...

Let's go... Johnny T!

Are we full?

We're full, let's go!

Sit tight!

It's gone bad!

How many died?

Did you see that? Just now...

Done!

I told you so!

If I had not insisted on real guns,

you'd all be dead.

We're rich!

This corpse is all swollen.

There must be a lot of money.

Oh, no! They're all dead...

What do we do with the kid?

We're finished... oh, no.

- What do we do? - We're finished... oh, no.

What do we do with the kid?

What do we do? They're all dead.

Don't panic! One step at a time.

What do we do with the kid?

Did you seen that?

East L, pull over.

- They're all dead! - Don't panic!

One step at a time. Listen to me.

- Pull over. - Okay...

- Don't panic! One step at a time. - Okay...

Stop!

Fine; which crisis shall we settle first?

What do we do with the kid?

You decide!

You had a part in bringing her here.

I ran out to rescue you,

I didn't think you would bring her in here!

Her parents are dead!

That's very sad!

What can we do about that? Crazy B!

How about this!

You adopt her.

Call her your daughter.

She'll have your last name,

and be a robber on our team,

okay?

Open the door!

What are you doing?

You're always like this.

- Crazy B! - Money is not everything.

Where are you going?

You're a beast.

Wait here for the bus.

Where is Daddy?

There are no buses at this hour.

Calm down!

Where is my corpse?

I think the cops took it.

Calm down!

Where is my girl?

I think the cops took her, too!

I got it, East L!

Don't panic! One step at a time.

Oh, no! They're all dead!

Was this your idea?

East L, I got it! Come on down...

This was your idea. Tell us what to do now.

Here... have a smoke.

- Have a smoke! - You're smoking?

So many people are dead and you're smoking?

I'm not in the mood.

Give me your phone.

Why?

Someone is dead, right?

I'm calling the police!

They'll find out who called.

I know, call from a phone booth.

Guaranteed to be untraceable.

Give me a coin.

I didn't bring any money.

Johnny T, give me a dollar.

East L, look who is it?

It's Johnny T.

No, it's not.

You idiots.

Emergency calls are free.

Crazy B! Why did you bring the kid back?

First a woman, and now the kid again.

What is wrong with you guys!

We're finished! Not only is someone dead.

Now we have a...

there's a kid...

Don't panic! One step at a time.

First, tie her up.

You're finished!

They must come back to save me...

Now what?

We've tied her up!

What's next? We're all here.

You, Big L, me, the corpse...

Where's Johnny T?

Police! Don't move! Raise your hands!

We're thinking the same thing!

How did this happen?

It's the EU!

Here, Crazy B! East L, drive!

Auntie!

This is my bicycle,

and this is my lunchbox!

You're crazy.

Of course I know Ming's bicycle.

I'm a policeman.

I need the bicycle to catch a robber.

Ming, you became a policeman!

Mommy has waited so long for this!

Excuse me! You have the wrong person.

I'm not Ming.

That's nuts, surely Mommy recognizes you.

Don't be afraid.

They're hunting wild boar.

It's right to kill them.

Ming.

You won't get it with just one shot.

Aim at the solar plexus, double tap.

Excuse me...

Where are you going, Ming?

Calm down! Don't hit my girl.

Calm down...

- Calm down... - Let me die.

Let me die.

Don't move; they're gone.

Kill me with one shot.

He's gone, after him!

Drive over there!

No way...

Why?

Be serious...

- Just go! Don't ask! - You're nuts.

Is anyone there?

If not, I'm requisitioning your bicycle!

Without everyone, we can't go.

What do we do now?

"Johnny T, answer"

Johnny T, how are you doing?

How's my buddy?

I think you have my stuff...

"Johnny T, answer"

I know.

Get them nervous.

We'll regain the initiative.

No... Crazy B...

I want to say something.

Have you thought about

why we're doing all this work?

It's for the money! Right?

Why else if not for money?

You can't do this to your buddies.

We must, if we're doing a major job!

How long have we waited for this day?

Every big job has collateral damage.

As he says,

in robbery, cash is king.

Nothing else matters. Every man for himself.

He got onto the wrong vehicle.

Those robbers all have AK's. They're beasts!

They kill everyone in sight!

Johnny T may already be killed.

Why are we looking for him?

To get back another corpse?

No!

I must see him, dead or alive.

If we go, we'll all be dead! Don't you understand?

We only have these two old toys.

But every one of them has an AK!

Don't mind him, drive!

In this situation, I definitely will not drive.

Not driving!

Now what?

I only obey you two.

I'm not your buddy.

My words carry no weight, correct?

I say, drive!

- Drive! - Not driving!

Not driving!

- Drive! - No.

Not driving...

You must not leave your buddy.

Not driving!

- Drive! - Not driving!

Drive!

I want to pee...

Take her to pee.

I'm going, too.

Can you drive?

Answer me, can you drive?

Get my girl on the phone!

Get my girl on the phone!

- Big F... what are you doing? - Can't you hear me?

Get away!

Get her on the phone!

Go!

Big F!

Our buddies are gone, the money is gone.

My glasses are gone! Everything is gone!

I quit!

Crazy B, I quit!

I really need to pee.

"Johnny T, answer."

Just pee here!

Kill me...

Kill me!

What are you waiting for?

Calm down!

- Too scared? - Calm down.

- Kill me! - Calm down!

Where are they?

Where are they?

Stop asking!

The baby I'm carrying is not yours.

Whose is it?

I know! Fung's!

No, Jack's!

It's not Fung,

and not Jack.

Robert's!

I know.

Robert the barbecued meat man!

I'm going to chop him up!

It's not Barbecue Robert.

- Give it to me. - It's your cousin Robert.

Damn it.

Yes! The baby is Robert's!

Don't call me anymore!

Who is Robert?

His cousin.

Kill me!

Please...

So, where are we going?

I don't think you have plan.

You never had an exit strategy.

I know a smuggler's tunnel under a drainage pipe.

I'll guide you through it

but you must let me go.

We'll split the money between us.

What did we bump into? Hey...

Did we run over someone?

Stop!

It's a dog!

Back up and check.

See if we ran over anyone.

If so, we're in deep trouble.

So what if we run over someone?

Will you call the police?

Of course we'll call the police!

What else can we do?

Go back... I told you to back up!

It's no big deal to us robbers if someone dies.

Didn't you say there's collateral damage?

See how unlucky you are.

Your girl don't want you, buddies abandon you.

Yes! That is most unlucky!

But there's nothing we can do!

Money buys you buddies and girls, right?

As they say

in this business we only trust money.

You must understand that. Don't be naive.

Have money, and women know you're a man.

If no money, they don't treat you like a human.

All right!

All right!

Vent your hatred, kill me!

I want to die.

Why don't we make a bet before I die.

I'll bet you won't find your girl.

I'll Win!

Give me a bullet.

Remember to hit my head.

Make it accurate! Make no mistakes!

Shoot me in the head!

Get my girl on the phone, Now!

Call her.

Auntie, are you okay?

Mommy's fine.

Ming, were you frightened by the wild boar?

Let me take you to the hospital.

The pickles will rot at home.

I want to go home.

Robbers will run if I don't catch them.

After take you to hospital,

I'll go catch the robber, come on!

If you won't eat this, you won't go.

What is this?

Ming, you are right, I am wrong.

Police must catch robbers.

Right?

Don't worry about me!

Go catch the robbers!

I'm fine.

Cop or robber

you're still my good boy!

Rotten or not, it's still a pickle!

Underpants inside or outside, Superman is Superman!

I'll take you home.

The pickle really is rotten.

"Johnny T, answer."

Hang up on me again and I'll kill him.

Let my buddy go.

We'll give you your girl and the corpse.

That parking lot we just passed,

we'll exchange hostages there.

Why would I trust you?

Hostage exchanges are all about trust.

I dare to gamble! So should you!

I saw you kill many people.

For my buddy's sake I trust you.

For a corpse and a girl, do you dare gamble?

I must prove that you are wrong.

You're unlucky but I'm not.

Your girl is not my girl.

My girl would never betray me.

Fine! I trust you!

Scumbag! It's my turn to hang up on you.

Don't be afraid, calm down, Miss.

- So... what do you do? - I sell ice cream.

Why are you selling ice cream so late at night?

Tonight is Halloween!

Some people stay out really late.

It's great for my business!

I must go now.

Where are you going? I'll give you a lift.

You ask where I'm going, I really don't know.

I've bumbled through half my life.

I follow my buddies wherever they go.

Now I'm left all alone.

I really don't know where to go.

My glasses are gone, I can't see.

Calm down, don't be afraid!

Thank you, Officer!

Stop!

I know you're not Ming...

If not for the damned wild boars.

Ming would be your age now.

He may have become policeman, too.

He may bring me home before

catching robbers, too.

Why are you still standing here?

Go catch robbers!

Goodbye sir.

I warn you

they are human!

You're not concerned your buddy has died.

Yet you would worry about a stranger.

Be a true bad guy, then!

Police! Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Watch what you're doing...

Give me your gun!

Why would I give you my gun?

Don't come over...

Give me your gun!

_.

Why would I give you my gun?

I came to rob

but didn't get anything. I didn't kill anyone.

The bitch in the minibus is a killer.

Give me your gun.

Why would I do that?

Why would I do that?

Give me your gun!

What? So what if you're police?

I must give you my gun?

Do cops trump everything else?

Get in!

You don't go catch robbers, but instead, catch me?

Get in!

Remember, I saved your life!

Get in! We'll talk at the station!

Girls cannot go into the men's restroom.

It's late, it doesn't matter.?

I need to pee.

He may be tied up, but he needs to shut up.

After I find my girl,

I will shoot him in the mouth

and then shoot him in the head.

Hold on!

Just ignore what that scumbag says.

You're nuts, why would I listen to him?

It's his bad luck he was dumped.

That really is unlucky.

She got herself pregnant

with his cousin.

I've thought it through.

My girl would never betray me.

Come find my girl with me.

My princess was taken by bad guys...

Don't move.

I made you to lose Princess,

so I'll make you one.

You're a princess!

I have a buddy who

wants others to give him two thumbs up always.

Where's my police cap?

You weren't wearing one just now...

Where's my police cap?

You're asking me?

Sir, it doesn't help to arrest me.

Ow, it hurts!

Move.

You should arrest those scumbags!

They are inhuman.

Spraying bullets with their AK's.

Sit down!

Catch those guys!

They are the robbers!

We arrest anyone who commits a crime.

You impersonated police officers

and made a fake EU.

These are serious crimes already.

I will take you in now!

Princess.

Wait here for the bus.

Your beard tickles...

Are there buses at this hour?

I'm going to catch the robbers

and save my buddies.

When you get on the bus.

Tell the driver

to go find Mr Policeman.

Don't leave me here!

Be good!

Wait bus here.

"Bad."

"There are bad guys outside."

What time is it...

Did you get fired again?

Did I...

Did I ever give you a doll?

I don't remember...

Why are you asking in the middle of the night?

Are you okay?

What kind of doll do you like?

I'll buy it for you.

Mr Chou, how old am I?

You want to give me a doll'?

22, still my little girl.

You are decades old, still my old man

and still sleeping so late! Get some sleep.

Why is she alone?

Where is Crazy B?

Little Girl, where did your jacket come from?

Hey! Girl!

Where is that man?

The curly-haired policeman.

He said he's going to save his buddies!

Did you hear that, sir?

I really cannot go to the station with you!

I must to save my buddy!

Please.

I promise you

after we take you to the station

we will go save your friend.

Little girl, would you like some ice cream?

Sir, I'm doing great business today.

I just gave a cone to another policeman.

And given him back his glasses.

It's him...

He was confused and couldn't see too well.

Now he knows where to go!

Sir! Let me go!

East L has returned to the team!

After I finish my business I will go in with you.

Trust me!

Can you please take her to the police station?

- Okay! - Thank you!

"B" saved a little girl.

"D" saved a rape victim.

You are and you saved me.

That's right!

I saved you.

You should let me go

to save my buddies.

You say you want to save your buddies?

You want to go against those robbers?

You think this uniform is real?

It doesn't matter what we wear.

Trust me this once!

Our last stop will be the police station

but we can make one stop before that.

Thank you, officer!

Where do you want to get off?

Asshole.

Why are the scumbags here?

These are the scumbags.

Watch what you're doing...

They are heavily armed.

Stay calm...

They won't dare touch us.

We have his girl...

They have my girl.

Don't shoot...

My two buddies!

Grab the girl and the corpse!

What happened?

Get up...

Are you okay?

Buddy.

He is alive...

Crazy B...

Who is this?

Officer Tsui, a real cop.

What happened to him?

He's been shot.

Do you have a dollar?

Another dollar? What for?

With these injures, call an ambulance.

Emergency calls are free.

I can't take you to the police station any more.

The world is so strange...

Turtle jelly that has no turtle.

Milk tea that has no milk.

Bad guys that aren't bad.

Where will you get off? Think about it carefully.

Stop!

What's wrong?

The money is not inside the corpse...

Why didn't you say so sooner?

When I was in the truck

I removed the money...

I am really sorry, buddies!

I didn't think you'd risk your lives to for me.

I sold out my buddies over a woman like that.

I'm a scumbag!

I'm a scumbag!

I am a bastard!

I'm sorry...

Hey! Hey...

I'm bastard!

I'm a scumbag...

- I'm a scumbag... - What scumbag?

I'm just as much of a scumbag.

I've made it clear; I'd choose money over you.

Hey, fine... Sit down.

Are you sure?

The money is still with us?

Yes!

I have to pee!

I have to pee!

I haven't seen the sunrise in a long time!

I haven't seen Hong Kong in a long time!

I haven't seen so clearly in a long time!

Have you thought out where to go?

Out of my way! Don't block me.

I must stop those robbers!

That gang of inhuman beasts

kills everyone they see.

I don't know if I did the right thing,

but it shouldn't be too wrong.

Big F, can you drive?

Yes! You saved me at such great cost

you're not planning to leave me here, right?

Take me along, I'll be okay.

You went along with me to be robbers,

but now we're going to catch other robbers.

This sounds rather stupid to me.

This whole incident...

sounds a bit stupid.

And I don't know why, but

somehow it feels so cool.

Faster!

If they get to the campsite, more people will die!

East L, step on it!

Roger that!

Go, ignore them!

Hurry, East L!

Faster!

These four guns may be rusty

and not so good on their own

but they're vicious when tied together.

Why didn't you tell me sooner?

What else are you hiding?

Also...

Shoot! Talk later!

Your turn; kill!

Shoot it!

Shoot it!

Shoot it!

Shoot it!

Shoot it!

Asshole!

What happened?

What happened?

We're out of ammo?

- What happened? - We're all out!

Sit tight!

Oh Shit.

Oh Shit.

Good thing we put in bulletproof glass!

Stop! East L...

Stop!

East L...

Stop!

Crash into them!

It's flattened!

All done!

The police cap really is here...

They did everything they said.

These four came to turn themselves in

and brought gifts.

Five AK'S, Five Type 54'S

three shotguns, 236 bullets,

and five robbers with 172 wounds.

But most incredibly

there's also the police cap I lost 16 days ago.

This minibus's last stop was the police station

but they went to the wrong place

and brought it to the Marine Police Station.

This is a case of

one gang of police-impersonating robbers

running into another gang of police-impersonating robbers.

This gang of fake cops killed many people.

That gang of fake cops felt that was wrong

and went to capture this gang of fake cops.

Without that gang of fake cops

we would never have caught this gang of fake cops.

I'm not sure what you're saying

but it sounds cool.

It is cool...

Four bowling balls and one minibus

captured five robbers with AK's.

Two dead, three seriously injured.

It really doesn't matter what one wears.

I've been a gang boss,

and a robber,

and impersonated a cop.

Whatever one does

it's just a job title

that others call you by.

Just like what you wear

is for others to see.

With the courage to face yourself

what does it matter what you wear?

The key is to know what you're doing!

"Two thumbs up" is not what others give you

it's what you give yourself!

No matter where he wears his underpants,

Superman is still Superman.

A dried moist wipe or a moist dry wipe,

as long as it believes it can clean things,

it is a wipe.

Don't think anyone in uniform is a policeman.

It doesn't matter what you wear.

Angel or devil.

Devil or angel.

It depends on how you look at it.

Special news report.

This morning just after 5 am

two morning joggers discovered wanted

fugitive and illegal roach farmer Cheung.

Po-keung near a public toilet in Nam Chung.

Police describe.

Cheung to be very emotionally agitated

when they discovered him.

Cop steals bicycle.

Police rushed to the scene and arrested

this man who turned

Hong Kong upside down.

Why do people throw trash everywhere?

Just have a barbecue, damn it!

"16 months later."

Big F, I've wanted to tell you something for years...

Fine, never mind.

"Hong Kong's South-easternmost Country Park" "near Tai Larn Correctional Institution."

It's about that time you drank pee

and ate roaches for us, right?

How long have you known?

A long time...

But I didn't tell you

to let you feel you owed us.

It's not about us owing you.

You're just a scumbag.

A real scumbag!

Scumbag...

Lost 7-year-old girl, Tsang Ching-yee, miraculously rescued after two weeks.

So those weren't her parents.

They were kidnappers.

So not only did we catch robbers

we even rescued someone.

At first, if I risk it all to save you

you would have died of a brain hyperemia.

No matter what we wear, we are heroes!

Remember, girl, I saved you.

Tell her, I rushed out to save you!

Tell her, if not for my gun

both of you would have been dead.

Without my guns

you three would have died.

See who they are thanking.

Two thumbs up! That's me!

I taught her that! You tell him...

I taught you!

Let me tell you,

I taught him about "two thumbs up".

There is no more 39633 in this world.

There is only me, Lucifer.

You can call me Big F.

I'll get off at the intersection.

- I want to get off... - Restricted area.

Why didn't you tell me? We've passed our stop.

Get off when you can.

I want off! You damned minibus driver!

I want off...

I want off...

How would I know that's a restricted area?

I'll tell you.

Don't take the minibus if you can't walk!

Take a taxi! Scumbag!

My number 39633.

My name is Tsui On Leung.

Buddies!

I have another idea!

Tell me if you're okay with it.

I'm okay with it.

Do you think you're not unlucky enough?

Speak! Since we are buddies.

I, Crazy B, will back you if I can.

What's there to back?

We don't have the minibus any more.

Even if it's full, we have no van to drive.

My third grand-uncle in Apleichau

had only a dragonboat; let's turn it into

a warship to take back our island.

This won't be only carrying out justice

we'll be the glory of our nation!

"END"