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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:04,407 --> 00:02:07,399 Call me Sam. I'm #a##writer of literature.# 2 00:02:07,647 --> 00:02:09,319 I started writing the day my grandfather... 3 00:02:09,487 --> 00:02:11,159 sent my mom and me into exile. 4 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:14,999 A day when most people would wallow in self-p¡ty. 5 00:02:15,207 --> 00:02:17,596 I chose this moment to honour my calling. 6 00:02:18,127 --> 00:02:19,685 So this is my story. 7 00:02:20,527 --> 00:02:23,405 And unlike other writers, I won't sk¡p the good parts. 8 00:02:27,367 --> 00:02:28,595 Samuel. 9 00:02:29,287 --> 00:02:32,916 Daddy, don't pull the plantation boss act with Sam. 10 00:02:33,327 --> 00:02:34,203 He's innocent. 11 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,239 Nothing you touch is innocent. 12 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:39,722 One more mistake and the boy goes... 13 00:02:39,888 --> 00:02:42,322 to the Custer Military Academy. 14 00:02:43,008 --> 00:02:44,999 Are those implications clear? 15 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:47,398 Yes, your Daddyship. 16 00:02:47,648 --> 00:02:51,561 Sam, come. Bring your cards. 17 00:02:57,248 --> 00:03:00,126 Caspar said we were being exiled for our own good. 18 00:03:00,288 --> 00:03:01,960 What a load of crap. 19 00:03:02,208 --> 00:03:04,278 Truth is, he was planning to run for Governor.... 20 00:03:04,488 --> 00:03:07,764 and the thought of Lydia on the loose scared the hell out of him. 21 00:03:08,888 --> 00:03:12,483 Know why I'm sending you and your mom to Wyoming? 22 00:03:13,528 --> 00:03:15,564 'Cause Lydia messed up again? 23 00:03:17,368 --> 00:03:18,801 There comes a time... 24 00:03:19,088 --> 00:03:22,842 when you have to set aside childish things. 25 00:03:24,328 --> 00:03:25,078 But... 26 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:26,727 Don't "but" Grampa. 27 00:03:28,648 --> 00:03:30,366 Go ahead. Throw 'em in. 28 00:03:31,888 --> 00:03:34,197 I had a good mind to go to Wyoming and croak. 29 00:03:34,688 --> 00:03:36,246 Then he'd really be sorry. 30 00:03:37,808 --> 00:03:39,958 Good boy. Good boy. 31 00:03:44,048 --> 00:03:46,517 Sam callahan lay close to death. 32 00:03:46,689 --> 00:03:49,157 In a cruel twist of fate, giving him comfort was... 33 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:51,797 the most beaut¡ful nurse he'd ever seen. 34 00:04:00,609 --> 00:04:03,601 Sorry. He's not gonna make it. 35 00:04:06,049 --> 00:04:06,686 Sam... 36 00:04:07,209 --> 00:04:10,406 I'm sorry I sent you and your mom into the wilderness... 37 00:04:10,569 --> 00:04:12,878 when you needed to be home most of all. 38 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:17,326 Can you forgive me before you die, Sam? 39 00:04:34,089 --> 00:04:36,319 What'd you do to hack Caspar off so much? 40 00:04:36,489 --> 00:04:37,558 Not a thing. 41 00:04:37,889 --> 00:04:40,244 Not one iota of misconduct. 42 00:04:42,529 --> 00:04:45,726 He told me about the Cuban, and stripping on the boat. 43 00:04:46,209 --> 00:04:48,279 If this one's so bad you can't tell me about it... 44 00:04:48,449 --> 00:04:49,848 just think what I might imagine. 45 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:52,045 I'm as innocent as snow. 46 00:05:16,930 --> 00:05:19,888 When Horace Greeley said "Go west, young man".... 47 00:05:20,370 --> 00:05:22,486 I don't think this is what he had in mind. 48 00:05:22,970 --> 00:05:25,848 Lydia drove 2,000 miles w¡th the top down. 49 00:05:26,010 --> 00:05:29,002 She had no concept of altitude or temperature. 50 00:05:29,170 --> 00:05:31,445 And couldn't read a map, so I navigated. 51 00:05:31,610 --> 00:05:34,522 We'd sworn that grandpa would never separate us. 52 00:05:34,890 --> 00:05:37,358 So as we drove further and further from home... 53 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:39,526 it felt like we were orphans together. 54 00:05:39,690 --> 00:05:42,443 And the first Southerners ever lost in Wyoming. 55 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:49,879 Hey sissy boy! 56 00:05:50,210 --> 00:05:51,882 This is for you, honey! 57 00:05:52,170 --> 00:05:55,207 Come on. Get ready for this one! 58 00:06:06,451 --> 00:06:08,203 Look out! Hey, watch it! 59 00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:17,082 Sharp move, pinhead. 60 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:22,682 Attention students and faculty... 61 00:06:22,851 --> 00:06:26,241 The pep rally for the football game is after second períod. 62 00:06:26,611 --> 00:06:29,808 And at 2 p.m. Today we'll conduct our A-bomb dríll. 63 00:06:30,091 --> 00:06:32,400 Remember students, duck and cover! 64 00:06:34,891 --> 00:06:35,687 Hi. 65 00:06:36,491 --> 00:06:38,766 - I'm Howard Stebbins. - Sam Callahan. 66 00:06:41,451 --> 00:06:42,679 Okay, gang. 67 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:46,079 Open "Huckleberry Finn" to page 47. 68 00:06:46,651 --> 00:06:50,610 And go on to Twain's brilliant use of Negro dialect. 69 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:53,564 Brilliant, my eye. No-one talks like that. 70 00:06:54,171 --> 00:06:56,321 Well, why do you suppose Twain wrote in dialect... 71 00:06:56,491 --> 00:06:58,243 if no-one talks like that? 72 00:06:58,571 --> 00:07:01,881 He wanted Huck to seem stupid, and Jim even stupider. 73 00:07:02,051 --> 00:07:05,646 I've heard Southern accents on TV and no-one talks like that. 74 00:07:06,211 --> 00:07:09,010 Huck is from Missouri, which isn't the South. 75 00:07:11,412 --> 00:07:12,970 Oh, whoop-de-do. 76 00:07:18,052 --> 00:07:21,567 We know Mark Twain was a great proponent... 77 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:23,962 of equal rights for all. 78 00:07:24,132 --> 00:07:27,647 And we appreciate that here in the Equality State. 79 00:07:28,492 --> 00:07:30,448 Yeah, but Twain hated Jews. 80 00:07:31,052 --> 00:07:32,451 Are you Jewish? 81 00:07:35,052 --> 00:07:35,723 No. 82 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:38,243 Well, how do you know he hated Jews? 83 00:07:39,052 --> 00:07:40,644 Well, I can read. 84 00:07:41,012 --> 00:07:43,845 How can you say that when you hate Negroes? 85 00:07:44,492 --> 00:07:46,244 I don't hate Negroes! 86 00:07:46,412 --> 00:07:47,447 But you're from the South. 87 00:07:47,812 --> 00:07:50,087 Everyone in the South hates Negroes. 88 00:07:50,292 --> 00:07:51,361 You can't deny it. 89 00:07:57,092 --> 00:07:58,923 We can't stay here, Mom. 90 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:02,929 Our relationship's based on mutual respect. 91 00:08:03,092 --> 00:08:05,242 You mustn't remind me that I'm a mother. 92 00:08:05,492 --> 00:08:07,926 These kids are Nazis, Lydia... 93 00:08:09,132 --> 00:08:12,920 The entire school was spawned by the mating of first cousins. 94 00:08:14,052 --> 00:08:16,886 I bet that's why none of the men here have chins. 95 00:08:17,053 --> 00:08:19,169 Even the teacher's an ignoramus. 96 00:08:21,173 --> 00:08:22,652 That goes. 97 00:08:22,813 --> 00:08:24,963 I won't have the dead passing for art. 98 00:08:25,133 --> 00:08:27,442 Only Caspar would pick a house with that. 99 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:37,726 I've made a decision about this banishment. 100 00:08:38,773 --> 00:08:40,092 Should I be told? 101 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:44,568 The way I conducted our life in Carolina didn't work. 102 00:08:45,213 --> 00:08:45,963 I'll say. 103 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:47,728 So... 104 00:08:48,693 --> 00:08:50,968 I'm calling a time out. 105 00:08:51,413 --> 00:08:53,881 No more connections for awhile. 106 00:08:54,853 --> 00:08:56,684 As of this moment... 107 00:08:57,453 --> 00:09:00,445 I'm declaring myself an emotional catatonic. 108 00:09:03,373 --> 00:09:06,206 How's a catatonic supposed to raise a kid? 109 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,965 We'll negotiate an arrangement. 110 00:09:11,693 --> 00:09:14,924 Stand up straight, a girl is judged by her posture. 111 00:09:15,093 --> 00:09:16,924 Why do I have to go? 112 00:09:17,093 --> 00:09:20,244 Because our new neighbours are Southern, and what'd they think... 113 00:09:20,413 --> 00:09:22,643 if we didn't try and make them feel at home? 114 00:09:23,053 --> 00:09:24,931 But the kid's a squirrel. 115 00:09:25,094 --> 00:09:28,564 Gentle women do not compare people to animals. 116 00:09:38,654 --> 00:09:39,450 What? 117 00:09:40,174 --> 00:09:41,448 Welcome wagon! 118 00:09:41,694 --> 00:09:44,891 Hi, I'm Laurabel Pierce and this is my daughter Maurey. 119 00:09:45,054 --> 00:09:47,648 We'd like to welcome you to Gro Vont... 120 00:09:47,814 --> 00:09:49,406 the friendliest town in Wyoming. 121 00:09:50,014 --> 00:09:51,163 How quaint. 122 00:09:51,494 --> 00:09:53,530 Look, Sammy, it's the "Welcome Wagon". 123 00:09:54,734 --> 00:09:55,371 Hi. 124 00:09:56,134 --> 00:09:57,931 What have we here? 125 00:09:58,094 --> 00:10:00,927 It's a survival kit, for moving into a new house. 126 00:10:01,094 --> 00:10:02,163 This is for you. 127 00:10:02,334 --> 00:10:03,767 Chicken pot pie? 128 00:10:04,014 --> 00:10:05,891 Yeah, the good kind, with bottom crust. 129 00:10:06,054 --> 00:10:08,807 Maurey's dad can't abide it without good bottom crust. 130 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:13,731 "Quick Meals for the Harried Housewife". 131 00:10:14,374 --> 00:10:18,287 Every recipe starts with a can of mushroom soup. 132 00:10:18,814 --> 00:10:21,203 Well, fuck me silly. 133 00:10:23,814 --> 00:10:25,805 Do I look like a housewife to you? 134 00:10:27,174 --> 00:10:28,084 No. 135 00:10:28,254 --> 00:10:31,725 We just wanted you to feel at home in Gro Vont. 136 00:10:32,415 --> 00:10:35,851 Sam and I won't be here long enough to mix with the natives. 137 00:10:45,375 --> 00:10:47,127 - There she is... - Hey Dot! 138 00:10:47,295 --> 00:10:50,128 Keep your pants zipped, Jack. I'll be there when I'm there. 139 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:58,934 Her name's Dot. 140 00:10:59,455 --> 00:11:01,252 She should sue her parents. 141 00:11:01,415 --> 00:11:03,690 Who would call a child "Dot"? 142 00:11:06,495 --> 00:11:09,692 So you're the folks renting Doc Wardell's place. 143 00:11:13,415 --> 00:11:16,373 The guys paid me a dollar apiece to ask if you're single. 144 00:11:17,535 --> 00:11:18,888 Tell the guys... 145 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:21,563 I have five husbands. 146 00:11:21,735 --> 00:11:24,203 Each one rich, mean and jealous. 147 00:11:24,655 --> 00:11:26,850 I rotate them on a weekly basis. 148 00:11:28,735 --> 00:11:31,932 That'll be all over the valley by breakfast. 149 00:11:32,215 --> 00:11:34,490 Just tell them I own a rifle. 150 00:11:39,015 --> 00:11:39,687 So... 151 00:11:40,296 --> 00:11:42,605 What happened in 7th grade today? 152 00:11:43,456 --> 00:11:44,775 You really want to hear? 153 00:11:45,016 --> 00:11:48,691 If I don't wanna hear, Caspar'll send you to the military academy. 154 00:11:48,856 --> 00:11:50,369 Wouldn't want that, would we? 155 00:11:51,936 --> 00:11:54,894 In Social Studies they taught us how to write a cheque. 156 00:11:55,136 --> 00:11:57,366 You been writing checks since you were six. 157 00:12:00,176 --> 00:12:03,054 And I think I'm in love with Maurey Pierce. 158 00:12:03,696 --> 00:12:05,175 Well, that's nice. 159 00:12:05,856 --> 00:12:09,371 - How do you know you're in love? - Because I can't stand her. 160 00:12:10,456 --> 00:12:12,811 That's always a good sign. 161 00:12:13,016 --> 00:12:15,246 She hates my guts. Called me a pinhead. 162 00:12:16,096 --> 00:12:19,327 Sounds like love to me. Better eat that fast... 163 00:12:19,496 --> 00:12:21,566 the gravy's turning to axle grease. 164 00:12:27,056 --> 00:12:29,809 You know why I like you more than the other boys? 165 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:33,049 'Cause we're the only two in the 7th grade who can read? 166 00:12:33,616 --> 00:12:37,325 No, silly. Because you're so handsome. 167 00:13:31,337 --> 00:13:32,850 You're licking the mirror. 168 00:13:33,497 --> 00:13:34,816 I'm making contact. 169 00:13:36,217 --> 00:13:37,013 With who? 170 00:13:37,937 --> 00:13:39,086 Myself. 171 00:13:40,657 --> 00:13:44,172 Sam, ever had a stiffy? 172 00:13:45,537 --> 00:13:46,287 Mom... 173 00:13:47,137 --> 00:13:49,446 ljust realised... 174 00:13:50,657 --> 00:13:53,490 it's years since I saw your little weenie. 175 00:13:54,537 --> 00:13:57,450 It was so cute when you were a baby. 176 00:13:58,858 --> 00:14:00,928 We had this speckled basin... 177 00:14:01,098 --> 00:14:03,214 I used to wash you in. 178 00:14:03,978 --> 00:14:06,572 And you'd always pee straight up. 179 00:14:07,018 --> 00:14:10,977 I hate when you talk about cute naked stuff I did when I was little. 180 00:14:21,178 --> 00:14:22,850 Mom, mom. 181 00:14:37,498 --> 00:14:39,534 I didn't let myself go. 182 00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:51,131 When Gulliver travelled to the land of Yahoos... 183 00:14:51,338 --> 00:14:52,817 he must've come here. 184 00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,653 I think he just insulted you, LaNell. 185 00:14:55,818 --> 00:14:56,773 I don't care. 186 00:14:57,778 --> 00:15:00,292 What kind of show-off studies on the bus, anyway? 187 00:15:01,578 --> 00:15:03,809 This isn't a school book, this is literature. 188 00:15:05,219 --> 00:15:06,971 Litter-tour, litter-tour! 189 00:15:08,939 --> 00:15:10,452 What literature? 190 00:15:11,339 --> 00:15:14,411 It's a classic coming-of-age story about one woman's... 191 00:15:14,579 --> 00:15:17,776 poignant experiences with life, love and sex. 192 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,051 What do you know about sex? 193 00:15:20,299 --> 00:15:22,733 After I finish the book, I'll know more than you. 194 00:15:25,419 --> 00:15:28,092 Not that knowing more about sex than you is a challenge. 195 00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:49,572 - Have you been saved? - From what? 196 00:15:50,459 --> 00:15:52,609 You'll go to hell unless you finish every bit. 197 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:56,889 If a person goes to hell for not finishing a tuna croquette... 198 00:15:57,099 --> 00:15:59,169 I think I lost my salvation a long time ago. 199 00:16:03,659 --> 00:16:05,615 - You coming? - Yeah, sure. 200 00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:18,498 - How's it going, Sam? - Couldn't be better, sir. 201 00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:20,850 Don't know if you've heard, but we're mighty proud of... 202 00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:22,738 our school football team. 203 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,858 How'd you like to sign up? 204 00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:27,170 I'd like to, but mom needs me at home. 205 00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:30,452 She hasn't adjusted to the lack of humidity yet. 206 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:33,175 The thing is, it takes 22 players... 207 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,456 for a practice and I've only got 21. 208 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,418 And half of them still suck their momma's tit at night. 209 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,218 I no longer nurse, sir. 210 00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:43,779 Let me explain the difference between an... 211 00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:46,056 A and an F in English. 212 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,571 Me coming out for football? 213 00:16:49,060 --> 00:16:51,494 That's the old school spirit. 214 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,650 Jump to the left, jump to the r¡ght.... 215 00:16:56,820 --> 00:16:58,970 sit down, stand up, fight, fight, fight! 216 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:02,931 Let's have a little game of Smear the Queer With the Ball! 217 00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:04,416 Hey Sammy! 218 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,010 Tell us how your momma's hooters feel! 219 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:11,494 - About the same as your sister's. - I ain't got a sister, stupid. 220 00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:13,896 7, 43, hut, hut! 221 00:17:19,861 --> 00:17:22,659 - Dothan sure got him good. - Think he's hurt? 222 00:17:23,101 --> 00:17:25,490 No. He's just playing possum. 223 00:17:27,501 --> 00:17:29,969 Sissy boy! Come on, get up. 224 00:17:30,821 --> 00:17:33,335 Come on, Sam. Get up! Get up! 225 00:17:41,141 --> 00:17:43,291 Coverage continues on the assassination... 226 00:17:43,461 --> 00:17:45,656 of President John Kennedy. 227 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,370 At 12:35 Central Standard Time.... 228 00:17:48,821 --> 00:17:50,539 President Kennedy was shot as his motorcade... 229 00:17:50,701 --> 00:17:52,419 passed through Dallas. 230 00:17:52,981 --> 00:17:55,176 Governor Connally was also shot. 231 00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:58,538 Thousands of mourners are at Parkland Memor¡al Hospital.... 232 00:17:58,701 --> 00:18:00,134 to mourn the passing of.... 233 00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:33,057 They killed President Kennedy. 234 00:18:33,902 --> 00:18:34,778 Are you sure? 235 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,215 It's on the news. 236 00:18:38,182 --> 00:18:40,537 - Who killed him? - Texans. 237 00:18:50,102 --> 00:18:53,651 - Crying over the nigger-lover? - Shut up, Dothan. 238 00:18:54,662 --> 00:18:57,654 You know what the kids are getting for Christmas? 239 00:18:58,622 --> 00:19:00,260 AJack-in-the-box. 240 00:19:05,302 --> 00:19:06,940 I never knew you cared. 241 00:19:10,102 --> 00:19:11,581 What are you doing, boy? 242 00:19:13,022 --> 00:19:15,490 Trying to take up for your girlfriend? 243 00:19:15,662 --> 00:19:18,130 What the hell's your problem? 244 00:19:18,302 --> 00:19:19,178 Stop it! 245 00:19:19,622 --> 00:19:21,977 - They started it, Coach! - Lay off. 246 00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:25,342 The little bastard's liable to hurt somebody! 247 00:19:25,982 --> 00:19:28,132 The President's dead and he was celebrating! 248 00:19:41,943 --> 00:19:43,422 Let's get out of here. 249 00:19:46,823 --> 00:19:47,699 Where? 250 00:19:49,783 --> 00:19:51,978 We can watch the news at my house. 251 00:19:53,303 --> 00:19:55,021 You think they'll miss us? 252 00:19:55,183 --> 00:19:57,060 All the rules are off today. 253 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,819 Nothing we do matters. 254 00:20:02,263 --> 00:20:04,572 I guess it all depends on your perspective. 255 00:20:04,743 --> 00:20:07,940 As the rest of the country was mourn¡ng their great loss... 256 00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:10,333 things were starting to look up for me. 257 00:20:12,143 --> 00:20:14,452 I bet Mom will have heard about the assassination... 258 00:20:14,623 --> 00:20:16,375 but it'll have no effect on her. 259 00:20:16,543 --> 00:20:19,535 She'll be baking cookies and waxing the floor. 260 00:20:19,983 --> 00:20:22,451 My mom never baked a cookie in her life. 261 00:20:23,143 --> 00:20:24,132 Come on. 262 00:20:27,623 --> 00:20:28,851 You're home early. 263 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,219 They let us out because of the assassination. 264 00:20:33,463 --> 00:20:35,215 Isn't it a shame about Mr. Kennedy? 265 00:20:36,663 --> 00:20:39,131 I wonder if they'll let Petey out early. 266 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:43,220 I'll just finish this and I'll make us some cocoa. 267 00:20:43,384 --> 00:20:47,343 - This isn't a time for cocoa, Mom. - It's always time for cocoa. 268 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:56,536 The world's gone straight to hell in a handbasket. 269 00:20:58,744 --> 00:21:01,417 I had to come here because my television's out of order. 270 00:21:02,224 --> 00:21:03,373 How about you? 271 00:21:03,664 --> 00:21:05,063 I don't have a TV. 272 00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:09,056 It's years since I met anyone who didn't own a television. 273 00:21:09,544 --> 00:21:11,182 You can't meet many Indians. 274 00:21:13,584 --> 00:21:14,539 You're an Indian? 275 00:21:16,904 --> 00:21:17,814 Blackfeet. 276 00:21:20,224 --> 00:21:22,784 My daddy can't stand Indians. 277 00:21:26,504 --> 00:21:29,302 - I wish my dad was here. - Where is he? 278 00:21:29,824 --> 00:21:31,940 We have a horse ranch 10 miles up in the mountains. 279 00:21:32,104 --> 00:21:34,982 He has to feed every day, so he stays there most of the winter. 280 00:21:35,824 --> 00:21:38,418 - What's your dad do? - I don't have a father. 281 00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:42,703 Did he die? 282 00:21:43,544 --> 00:21:45,774 Lydia won't tell me anything about him. 283 00:21:45,944 --> 00:21:48,903 When she's drunk she claims virgin birth like Mary and Jesus. 284 00:21:49,345 --> 00:21:51,097 I'd like to see my mom drunk. 285 00:21:52,465 --> 00:21:53,864 It's not that neat. 286 00:21:55,305 --> 00:21:58,695 She has these pictures of 5 guys in football uniforms in her panty box. 287 00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:00,420 Her panty box? 288 00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:02,456 I figured one of them might be my dad. 289 00:22:03,145 --> 00:22:05,784 What were you doing in your mother's panty box? 290 00:22:07,945 --> 00:22:09,378 One of the guys is a Negro. 291 00:22:10,225 --> 00:22:11,817 Mom! I'm home! 292 00:22:16,305 --> 00:22:17,818 Hey, we're watching that! 293 00:22:18,425 --> 00:22:19,824 This stinks. 294 00:22:20,705 --> 00:22:24,380 Mom, Maurey won't let me watch Rocky. 295 00:22:24,785 --> 00:22:27,743 You know he always watches Rocky. What's up with you? 296 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:29,215 Look, brat. 297 00:22:32,905 --> 00:22:35,021 Our President is dead! 298 00:22:35,225 --> 00:22:38,456 Some things are more important than Rocky the Flying Squirrel! 299 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:40,662 Daddy! 300 00:22:41,705 --> 00:22:42,501 Hey. 301 00:22:43,265 --> 00:22:44,857 How's my favourite girl? 302 00:22:54,385 --> 00:22:55,022 Hi. 303 00:22:56,906 --> 00:22:57,941 Hi. 304 00:23:21,306 --> 00:23:23,536 There's an Indian in our kitchen. 305 00:23:23,746 --> 00:23:25,338 That's Hank. 306 00:23:25,986 --> 00:23:29,023 He's Blackfoot, or "feet". I get it mixed up. 307 00:23:30,066 --> 00:23:32,660 Hank knows lots of nifty stuff about the forest. 308 00:23:33,106 --> 00:23:34,459 You went into the forest? 309 00:23:34,866 --> 00:23:37,983 It was a hoot, Sam. I tried something new. 310 00:23:38,306 --> 00:23:39,182 How about that? 311 00:23:39,346 --> 00:23:40,574 How about that? 312 00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:43,778 Did you expect me to stay on this couch forever? 313 00:23:45,666 --> 00:23:48,180 So what's Hank doing in our kitchen? 314 00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:49,825 Fixing supper. 315 00:23:50,666 --> 00:23:53,100 Some staple he said got his tribe through hard winters. 316 00:23:54,106 --> 00:23:55,983 Caspar's gonna pass a brick. 317 00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:58,302 Isn't that wonderful? 318 00:23:58,466 --> 00:24:01,617 Hank, what's that Indian thing you're making? 319 00:24:02,506 --> 00:24:03,906 Macaroni cheese. 320 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:29,656 Welcome Wagon. 321 00:24:57,907 --> 00:24:58,703 Jeez! 322 00:24:59,947 --> 00:25:00,936 Yuck! 323 00:25:08,827 --> 00:25:10,226 Explain this. 324 00:25:11,348 --> 00:25:12,497 Sammy? 325 00:25:12,668 --> 00:25:15,819 I think there's something wrong with me. I must be sick. 326 00:25:16,588 --> 00:25:18,624 You blew your nose on a sock? 327 00:25:19,548 --> 00:25:21,504 It didn't come from my nose. 328 00:25:29,068 --> 00:25:30,262 You masturbated? 329 00:25:30,548 --> 00:25:32,300 I woke up with it all over me. 330 00:25:35,428 --> 00:25:37,384 Were you dreaming before you woke up? 331 00:25:43,628 --> 00:25:45,459 Was there a girl in the dream? 332 00:25:46,748 --> 00:25:48,306 Did you recognise her? 333 00:25:49,908 --> 00:25:51,546 She kissed me and I felt funny. 334 00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:57,897 You had a wet dream, honey. 335 00:25:58,428 --> 00:26:00,544 Boys have them all the time. 336 00:26:02,468 --> 00:26:04,459 Well, do something with it. 337 00:26:10,828 --> 00:26:13,661 Things like this don't happen to boys with fathers. 338 00:26:13,828 --> 00:26:15,386 So crucify me. 339 00:26:16,228 --> 00:26:18,298 Every kid in Wyoming knows what a wet dream is... 340 00:26:18,468 --> 00:26:20,858 and they're laughing at me right now. Calling me squirrel. 341 00:26:23,109 --> 00:26:24,258 Poor Sammy. 342 00:26:24,429 --> 00:26:27,705 He just moved a step closer to being a grown-up. 343 00:26:30,829 --> 00:26:33,024 I couldn't wait to tell Maurey what I'd learned. 344 00:26:33,349 --> 00:26:35,658 I explained the whole process to her. 345 00:26:35,869 --> 00:26:39,145 Except the part where her mom caused the mess on my belly. 346 00:26:39,309 --> 00:26:42,301 How much goo came out? A cup? Aquart? 347 00:26:42,629 --> 00:26:44,779 - Not a quart. - How much, then? 348 00:26:45,549 --> 00:26:48,302 It was spread out. About a third of a cup. 349 00:26:49,629 --> 00:26:52,097 I'll lose my virginity someday, and when I do... 350 00:26:52,269 --> 00:26:54,021 I don't want to seem ignorant. 351 00:26:54,549 --> 00:26:56,619 I wanna know what's going on every second. 352 00:27:03,589 --> 00:27:06,626 Don't you kids know coffee stunts your growth? 353 00:27:06,829 --> 00:27:09,024 Do you and your husband have sex? 354 00:27:09,909 --> 00:27:12,867 Maurey Pierce! Wash your mouth out with soap! 355 00:27:13,109 --> 00:27:15,577 - I didn't say a dirty word. - You did so. 356 00:27:15,829 --> 00:27:17,023 Sex is a dirty word? 357 00:27:18,469 --> 00:27:22,223 We don't talk about it in mixed gender company. 358 00:27:24,589 --> 00:27:25,817 I'll be outside. 359 00:27:34,630 --> 00:27:37,064 Wh¡le Maurey was gett¡ng the low-down from Dot... 360 00:27:37,230 --> 00:27:38,822 I turned to my dream girl. 361 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:42,619 I had so many questions. I needed someone to talk to. 362 00:27:43,150 --> 00:27:46,426 Someone willing to explore the secrets of love. 363 00:27:46,870 --> 00:27:48,588 I needed a professional. 364 00:27:50,830 --> 00:27:53,139 My mom won't be home for twenty minutes. 365 00:27:53,670 --> 00:27:55,308 You wanna do me again? 366 00:27:56,230 --> 00:27:57,982 I don't know. That'll be 5 times... 367 00:27:58,150 --> 00:27:59,902 since school this afternoon. 368 00:28:00,270 --> 00:28:03,819 It's not romantic to keep score. 369 00:28:14,470 --> 00:28:15,789 So what'd she say? 370 00:28:15,950 --> 00:28:18,669 She said sex is a wonderful experience... 371 00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:21,549 but can only be done right when two people are in love. 372 00:28:22,150 --> 00:28:24,061 Grown-ups are full of bull. 373 00:28:42,671 --> 00:28:44,821 Okay, Delores. Corner pocket. 374 00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:46,504 Geronimo! 375 00:28:49,231 --> 00:28:50,220 She did it... 376 00:28:50,471 --> 00:28:52,462 That means I go again, right? 377 00:28:52,631 --> 00:28:55,623 Daddy wants to run for governor or something. 378 00:28:56,591 --> 00:28:58,422 And he thinks having an illegitimate grandson around... 379 00:28:58,591 --> 00:29:00,422 would cause embarrassment. 380 00:29:03,071 --> 00:29:06,029 That's why Sam and I've been banished to the hinterlands. 381 00:29:07,191 --> 00:29:11,150 I was given a choice between Sam goes or we both go. 382 00:29:12,911 --> 00:29:15,186 We got politicians in my family, too. 383 00:29:16,911 --> 00:29:18,742 They're worse than cowdogs. 384 00:29:31,151 --> 00:29:34,223 This doesn't mean that we're going steady. 385 00:29:35,351 --> 00:29:36,067 Yeah. 386 00:29:36,231 --> 00:29:38,142 I mean, we're not even dating. 387 00:29:40,991 --> 00:29:42,220 You got that? 388 00:29:44,072 --> 00:29:47,348 This is strictly a one-night stand. 389 00:29:54,432 --> 00:29:55,990 And no commitments. 390 00:29:57,792 --> 00:29:59,145 I don't wanna feel. 391 00:30:00,552 --> 00:30:01,587 You got that? 392 00:31:06,313 --> 00:31:06,904 Hello? 393 00:31:07,073 --> 00:31:09,382 Idle hands are the Devil's playground. 394 00:31:09,553 --> 00:31:10,781 - Grampa? - Excellent. 395 00:31:10,953 --> 00:31:12,864 Hand the phone to your mother. 396 00:31:20,113 --> 00:31:21,023 Lydia? 397 00:31:23,753 --> 00:31:25,027 Jeez, Lydia... 398 00:31:33,793 --> 00:31:35,988 Grampa, she isn't here right now. 399 00:31:36,153 --> 00:31:37,347 Well, where is she? 400 00:31:37,513 --> 00:31:40,186 She went for a job interview at the church... 401 00:31:40,353 --> 00:31:41,832 for secretary or something. 402 00:31:41,993 --> 00:31:44,712 Your mother will never work a day in her l¡fe. 403 00:31:44,873 --> 00:31:47,910 She's turned over a new leaf. Must be the fresh air. 404 00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:50,109 She's changed. She's responsible now. 405 00:31:50,273 --> 00:31:53,310 - I control the cash flow. - I respect that, sir. 406 00:31:53,553 --> 00:31:57,388 Tell her she dumps the Indian or faces the wrath of God. 407 00:31:57,594 --> 00:31:58,629 That would be you, sir? 408 00:32:58,554 --> 00:33:01,466 Hi, Sam. Your mom and 8 other drunks rented... 409 00:33:01,634 --> 00:33:04,593 a hotel room in Dubois after the bars closed last night. 410 00:33:04,795 --> 00:33:06,308 They're having a party. 411 00:33:07,075 --> 00:33:08,508 My cousin Delores is there. 412 00:33:08,675 --> 00:33:11,906 Delores' husband told her mom, hoping to get Delores dragged out... 413 00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:13,224 but it didn't work. 414 00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:18,550 I'm making coffee. You want some? 415 00:33:19,675 --> 00:33:21,870 I want to explain the rules before we do this. 416 00:33:22,355 --> 00:33:23,390 Do what? 417 00:33:24,195 --> 00:33:26,072 Make sex. Why else would I be here? 418 00:33:26,515 --> 00:33:29,951 - We're going to perform sex now? - After coffee. 419 00:33:39,355 --> 00:33:43,064 It's time you and I find out what the big deal is with sex. 420 00:33:43,475 --> 00:33:45,591 You think Lydia will come home today? 421 00:33:45,795 --> 00:33:48,025 Doubtful. Think you can get a stiffy? 422 00:33:48,235 --> 00:33:50,590 I don't know. They come and go on their own. 423 00:33:50,755 --> 00:33:52,825 Haven't learned how to control them yet. 424 00:33:52,995 --> 00:33:54,747 Maybe it'll happen naturally. 425 00:33:55,315 --> 00:33:58,273 I heard something about putting it in the girl's mouth. 426 00:33:59,635 --> 00:34:02,274 I'm not doing anything that'll make me throw up. 427 00:34:05,395 --> 00:34:08,592 - We're both virgins. - I never said I was a virgin. 428 00:34:11,195 --> 00:34:14,984 We're both virgins, but someday we'll be doing it for real. 429 00:34:15,836 --> 00:34:17,394 So today's sex isn't real? 430 00:34:18,196 --> 00:34:21,950 We're just friends learning a new skill. This is practice. 431 00:34:23,396 --> 00:34:25,227 Will we still be virgins afterwards? 432 00:34:26,996 --> 00:34:28,952 That's part of what we're gonna learn... 433 00:34:29,116 --> 00:34:31,107 where the line between virginity and non-virginity is. 434 00:34:31,396 --> 00:34:33,512 Rule number one: You better not squirt. 435 00:34:34,676 --> 00:34:37,986 And no kissing. Kissing is mushy emotional stuff. 436 00:34:38,396 --> 00:34:40,591 We can't do this if you're gonna get mushy. 437 00:34:41,196 --> 00:34:42,914 I promise. No mush. 438 00:34:46,116 --> 00:34:48,107 Wish we didn't have to be naked. 439 00:34:48,396 --> 00:34:51,069 That's a big part of doing it, I'm sure. 440 00:34:54,916 --> 00:34:55,826 Go on. 441 00:34:57,116 --> 00:34:58,185 You first. 442 00:34:59,076 --> 00:35:00,873 Jeez, Louise. 443 00:35:07,796 --> 00:35:08,592 Your turn. 444 00:35:09,716 --> 00:35:12,389 This is as far as I've dreamed. I'm ready to quit. 445 00:35:13,036 --> 00:35:14,071 Sam. 446 00:35:23,317 --> 00:35:25,308 I thought you'd be bigger. 447 00:35:26,837 --> 00:35:30,750 - It swells up when it gets big. - A horse's is as big as its leg. 448 00:35:32,357 --> 00:35:34,587 It's not fair to compare people to horses. 449 00:35:44,997 --> 00:35:46,635 This doesn't look possible. 450 00:35:50,677 --> 00:35:54,272 Horses do it with the stallion standing behind the mare. 451 00:35:54,437 --> 00:35:57,509 - Forget horses, okay? - You got a better idea? 452 00:35:59,997 --> 00:36:02,113 Maybe if I stand on a chair. 453 00:36:03,317 --> 00:36:06,389 My books don't say anything about the girl standing on chairs. 454 00:36:06,557 --> 00:36:09,913 Books skip this part and go on to how wonderful it was. 455 00:36:12,157 --> 00:36:15,627 - Maybe if we kiss? - I told you, no kissing. 456 00:36:17,757 --> 00:36:19,475 Maybe if you touch it with your hand. 457 00:36:21,197 --> 00:36:22,949 Okay, but don't look. 458 00:36:34,958 --> 00:36:36,949 That's my bellybutton. 459 00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:52,714 Sam! 460 00:36:54,598 --> 00:36:57,066 This is nowhere near a third of a cup! 461 00:36:58,718 --> 00:37:02,313 - Did we lose our virginities yet? - I sure as hell didn't. 462 00:37:06,438 --> 00:37:08,110 Dibs on the can! 463 00:37:08,318 --> 00:37:12,231 To hell with that. Crap it all anyway. 464 00:37:12,398 --> 00:37:15,071 - Sam, meet my cousin Delores. - Hi. 465 00:37:15,278 --> 00:37:16,313 Howdy. 466 00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:19,428 Maurey, I won't tell Laurabel you were here... 467 00:37:19,598 --> 00:37:21,589 if you don't tell her you saw me. 468 00:37:23,558 --> 00:37:24,832 What's in the bottle? 469 00:37:25,318 --> 00:37:27,149 Turpenhydrate and codeine. 470 00:37:27,798 --> 00:37:30,107 It's good for when you wanna stop drinking. 471 00:37:33,278 --> 00:37:34,472 Your turn. 472 00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:35,595 Hi, Mom. 473 00:37:36,439 --> 00:37:37,110 Who? 474 00:37:37,639 --> 00:37:38,515 Hi, Lydia. 475 00:37:38,679 --> 00:37:40,397 This is my friend Maurey from school. 476 00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:42,797 Oh, Welcome Wagon. 477 00:37:43,839 --> 00:37:47,548 My mom made me come. She thinks she's Betty Crocker. 478 00:37:47,759 --> 00:37:50,034 Never be embarrassed by your mother. 479 00:37:50,199 --> 00:37:52,633 Sam's embarrassed of me and look how he turned out. 480 00:37:52,799 --> 00:37:54,357 Had to whiz like a race horse. 481 00:37:54,799 --> 00:37:58,553 You don't buy codeine cough syrup, you rent it. 482 00:37:59,759 --> 00:38:01,989 What have you kids been up to all morning? 483 00:38:02,319 --> 00:38:03,547 Gin Rummy. 484 00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:05,715 I owe Maurey $3.50. 485 00:38:05,879 --> 00:38:07,073 No, we weren't. 486 00:38:07,439 --> 00:38:10,078 We were trying to have sex, only we couldn't. 487 00:38:11,799 --> 00:38:13,471 Why were you trying to have sex? 488 00:38:14,199 --> 00:38:17,430 I wanna know what it's like before puberty and I got to do it for real. 489 00:38:18,079 --> 00:38:21,628 And I figured Sam'd be more popular if he knew how to please girls. 490 00:38:22,159 --> 00:38:24,354 He hasn't been too popular so far. 491 00:38:24,999 --> 00:38:27,672 What's the matter? Having a problem keeping your weenie up? 492 00:38:27,879 --> 00:38:28,914 It stood up. 493 00:38:29,159 --> 00:38:31,434 But we couldn't figure out where he should go in. 494 00:38:31,639 --> 00:38:33,595 And then he squirted. 495 00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:35,308 Your turn. 496 00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:39,916 Do you and your momma have chats like this? 497 00:38:40,639 --> 00:38:43,279 My mother thinks I'm sweet 14 and never been kissed. 498 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,071 I knew where to go in, I think, but it wouldn't go. 499 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:49,151 I must be too big. 500 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,072 Nobody's too big. 501 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,035 - Were you good and excited? - Excited? 502 00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:58,556 Yeah. 503 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,399 Yeah. Excited is when you're... 504 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,436 Wet. 505 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,435 Nice or wet. 506 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:04,914 - Down there. - Yeah. 507 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,111 Should I have used water? 508 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,158 Water doesn't quite cut it. 509 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:12,595 I need a cigarette. 510 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,557 Foreplay's the only way a gentleman excites a lady. 511 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,274 What's foreplay? 512 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,591 That's when a man squeezes your boobs... 513 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,716 and then whispers dirty in your ear. 514 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:24,989 Delores! 515 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:26,475 Lydia. 516 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,388 I wish my mother had taken the time... 517 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:29,788 to talk to me about those things. 518 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:32,995 All right. 519 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:36,239 If you're gonna do this, might as well do it right. 520 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:39,955 Oh, no! 521 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:45,436 Now... 522 00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,112 Maurey looks something like that, right? 523 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:50,994 My eyes were closed. 524 00:39:52,721 --> 00:39:55,360 What you wanna do is to go in down here, and... 525 00:39:55,521 --> 00:39:59,116 one of you has to grab it and angle it right... 526 00:39:59,281 --> 00:40:01,590 'cause it'd take years to slide in on its own. 527 00:40:01,921 --> 00:40:03,400 Years. 528 00:40:03,921 --> 00:40:05,479 Now, two things... 529 00:40:07,041 --> 00:40:09,794 You two go on and play your little boylgirl games... 530 00:40:09,961 --> 00:40:12,600 but after Maurey's first period the game stops. 531 00:40:14,281 --> 00:40:15,475 What's a period? 532 00:40:16,601 --> 00:40:17,920 Number two... 533 00:40:19,201 --> 00:40:20,680 it's a matter of form. 534 00:40:20,841 --> 00:40:23,150 Don't talk like this in front of adults. 535 00:40:23,321 --> 00:40:27,280 At your age, sex is something to hide. 536 00:40:28,241 --> 00:40:29,037 Why? 537 00:40:29,281 --> 00:40:31,795 Society would fall apart if people were honest about screwing. 538 00:40:34,721 --> 00:40:38,430 Let's go to your room and read comic books. 539 00:40:40,001 --> 00:40:41,992 Yeah, comic books sound fun. 540 00:40:47,401 --> 00:40:50,438 - I did a bad thing. - No. 541 00:40:54,521 --> 00:40:57,593 - Ten-letter word for "lampoon". - Satirise. 542 00:41:00,602 --> 00:41:02,194 It's too short. 543 00:41:04,522 --> 00:41:06,274 Will you explain to me about women? 544 00:41:06,882 --> 00:41:09,442 Women are right and men are wrong, that's all you need to know. 545 00:41:10,882 --> 00:41:12,440 I mean about liking. 546 00:41:13,162 --> 00:41:15,995 Now Maurey and I have done it, will she like me? 547 00:41:16,162 --> 00:41:17,515 Maurey'll always have a warm spot in her heart... 548 00:41:17,682 --> 00:41:19,035 when she thinks about you. 549 00:41:20,922 --> 00:41:22,401 She says we're just friends. 550 00:41:22,602 --> 00:41:25,560 You're lucky. You can have the fun of love without heartbreak. 551 00:41:25,762 --> 00:41:28,322 What if I like her and get my heart broke anyway? 552 00:41:29,042 --> 00:41:32,159 Then you're a sucker. Here's the deal, Sam. 553 00:41:32,362 --> 00:41:35,115 If you sleep with a girl and after she likes you as a friend... 554 00:41:35,322 --> 00:41:37,278 then she'll always like you as a friend... 555 00:41:37,442 --> 00:41:38,795 and she'll never like you as a lover. 556 00:41:39,042 --> 00:41:42,671 And there's nothing in this world you can do about it. 557 00:41:49,522 --> 00:41:51,990 Are you scared to admit that the other night meant something? 558 00:41:52,162 --> 00:41:53,720 What happened between us was what I like most. 559 00:41:53,882 --> 00:41:55,440 Sex without consequences. 560 00:41:55,682 --> 00:41:57,115 Mom, I'm home. 561 00:41:58,002 --> 00:42:00,152 If I'm stupid, I go to jail. 562 00:42:00,522 --> 00:42:02,001 If you're stupid, you get sent to live... 563 00:42:02,162 --> 00:42:03,675 with the commoners for a few months. 564 00:42:03,922 --> 00:42:06,073 The worst thing that could happen to you... 565 00:42:06,563 --> 00:42:08,554 is you might lose your trust fund. 566 00:42:08,723 --> 00:42:10,475 I'm not spending the rest of my life... 567 00:42:10,643 --> 00:42:12,440 waiting for free cheese at the county office. 568 00:42:23,003 --> 00:42:25,198 Got rid of another one. 569 00:42:26,883 --> 00:42:30,273 Go screw your girlfriend and leave me alone. 570 00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:40,679 We're going on a double date to the Saturday matinee. 571 00:42:40,883 --> 00:42:42,760 You and me and another couple? 572 00:42:43,443 --> 00:42:45,877 No. Me and Dothan and you and Chuckette Morris. 573 00:42:47,243 --> 00:42:48,835 Dothan's our mortal enemy. 574 00:42:49,043 --> 00:42:52,001 He's your mortal enemy, he's my boyfriend. 575 00:42:52,283 --> 00:42:56,242 But Dothan cheered when Kennedy died. He said "nigger". 576 00:42:56,603 --> 00:42:59,754 He's just repeating crap his racist dad spews at home. 577 00:42:59,963 --> 00:43:01,635 He didn't know any better. 578 00:43:02,323 --> 00:43:05,315 - He rubbed our faces in the dirt. - And he apologised. 579 00:43:05,883 --> 00:43:07,111 Not to me. 580 00:43:07,283 --> 00:43:09,433 Dothan was jealous when he saw us sitting together. 581 00:43:10,003 --> 00:43:13,963 - He's liked me since 5th grade. - Do you like him? 582 00:43:14,124 --> 00:43:16,877 That's not the point. He has a learner's permit and a car. 583 00:43:17,044 --> 00:43:18,796 We can double with you and Chuckette. 584 00:43:18,964 --> 00:43:20,955 I can't stand Chuckette Morris. 585 00:43:21,124 --> 00:43:23,922 But she likes you. This is your chance to get a date. 586 00:43:26,404 --> 00:43:28,554 Hurry up, Mom will be home soon. 587 00:44:17,364 --> 00:44:19,480 You gonna kiss me or not? 588 00:44:26,805 --> 00:44:28,921 You'll have to take out your gum. 589 00:44:29,885 --> 00:44:31,364 But I just bought it. 590 00:44:31,765 --> 00:44:33,118 Suit yourself. 591 00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:38,164 I didn't know when I moved here if I'd fit in, but... 592 00:44:38,845 --> 00:44:40,756 you kids are really great! 593 00:44:46,285 --> 00:44:48,276 Okay, you win. 594 00:45:24,725 --> 00:45:26,124 You bit my tongue! 595 00:45:27,245 --> 00:45:28,394 Get her, Sammy. 596 00:45:29,286 --> 00:45:31,561 That was disgusting! 597 00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:33,485 It was a kiss. 598 00:45:34,566 --> 00:45:36,921 With your wet gross tongue hanging out? 599 00:45:37,646 --> 00:45:41,605 - Is that how boys back East kiss? - It's how everybody kisses. 600 00:45:41,886 --> 00:45:44,480 It's not how the Nazarenes do it. 601 00:45:45,846 --> 00:45:48,280 Daddy said boys would try to get me passionate... 602 00:45:49,126 --> 00:45:52,118 so they could make me pregnant and ruin my life... 603 00:45:52,286 --> 00:45:54,038 and trick me into going to hell. 604 00:45:54,846 --> 00:45:56,882 You don't sound passionate. 605 00:45:58,646 --> 00:46:01,797 I wasn't ready. Let's try again. 606 00:46:30,086 --> 00:46:31,280 You're home, Sam. 607 00:46:33,686 --> 00:46:35,961 Wanna come in? Lydia's got some new records. 608 00:46:36,327 --> 00:46:39,046 No, thanks. Dothan's taking me on home. 609 00:46:42,727 --> 00:46:43,603 You sure? 610 00:46:45,487 --> 00:46:47,239 Get out of the car, Sam. 611 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:49,683 I'll be fine. 612 00:46:53,007 --> 00:46:54,156 You'll be okay? 613 00:46:55,287 --> 00:46:57,881 What do you think I'm gonna do to her? 614 00:46:58,047 --> 00:46:59,275 Go on, Sam. 615 00:47:17,007 --> 00:47:18,360 Atta-boy, Sam. 616 00:47:22,407 --> 00:47:26,116 I see Don Juan's decided to grace us with his presence. 617 00:47:28,007 --> 00:47:31,636 Here comes the bride, all dressed in wh¡te.... 618 00:47:43,848 --> 00:47:46,362 What's with the Don Juan crack? 619 00:47:46,528 --> 00:47:48,564 So, you slipped the tongue to Chuckette. 620 00:47:49,128 --> 00:47:51,198 Well, she said "kiss me" so I kissed her. 621 00:47:51,368 --> 00:47:53,643 She claims you were smack-dab passionate. 622 00:47:53,848 --> 00:47:55,406 Where'd you learn to kiss, anyway? 623 00:47:56,048 --> 00:47:58,118 Watching Lydia and her boyfriends. 624 00:47:58,328 --> 00:48:01,365 If Mom lets me out, I'll be over after "Dick Van Dyke". 625 00:48:01,528 --> 00:48:03,484 Maybe we could try kissing. 626 00:48:06,808 --> 00:48:08,560 Do you practice sex with Dothan? 627 00:48:10,808 --> 00:48:13,766 Of course not. He's my boyfriend. 628 00:48:17,368 --> 00:48:18,721 Morning, darling. 629 00:48:20,928 --> 00:48:23,601 I like a boy who'll come with me and carry my tray. 630 00:48:23,848 --> 00:48:25,884 It's alright this time, but your manners... 631 00:48:26,048 --> 00:48:28,084 will have to improve since we're going steady. 632 00:48:29,608 --> 00:48:32,680 - Who said we're going steady? - Everyone. 633 00:48:32,848 --> 00:48:35,442 They know what you did to me at the movies. 634 00:48:35,928 --> 00:48:38,442 There's more to commitment than biting someone's tongue. 635 00:48:38,648 --> 00:48:42,482 That behaviour may pass back East, but in Wyoming we're moral. 636 00:48:43,288 --> 00:48:45,756 Oh yes, you have to give me your jacket. 637 00:48:46,608 --> 00:48:47,358 What? 638 00:48:49,328 --> 00:48:51,968 Lt'll be a letter jacket next year. We'll make do for now. 639 00:48:53,209 --> 00:48:55,040 It's freezing outside. 640 00:48:55,929 --> 00:48:58,238 What better way to prove your love for me... 641 00:48:58,409 --> 00:49:00,764 than to sacrifice your jacket for my comfort? 642 00:49:02,209 --> 00:49:03,847 I don't want to prove my love. 643 00:49:06,569 --> 00:49:09,163 They'll think you took advantage of me. 644 00:49:10,209 --> 00:49:11,961 They'll say I'm cheap. 645 00:49:14,089 --> 00:49:15,488 Come on, darling. Let's go. 646 00:49:21,449 --> 00:49:22,359 Jesus... 647 00:49:28,689 --> 00:49:30,964 Hank's truck out front was a good sign. 648 00:49:32,169 --> 00:49:34,239 The p¡pes were frozen when I left forschool... 649 00:49:34,449 --> 00:49:36,167 which put Lydia in an even nastier mood... 650 00:49:36,329 --> 00:49:38,047 than she'd been in s¡nce their fight. 651 00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:41,642 I figured they were upstairs having a make-up orgy. 652 00:49:41,929 --> 00:49:44,682 I was glad for them. They seemed to like each other. 653 00:49:45,489 --> 00:49:49,164 But your mom's your mom, and I'd hoped they'd hear me and stop. 654 00:49:49,409 --> 00:49:52,685 I wasn't in the mood for moans and groans from my mother. 655 00:49:56,729 --> 00:49:57,605 Mom? 656 00:49:59,570 --> 00:50:00,400 Mom! 657 00:50:04,210 --> 00:50:05,086 Mom... 658 00:50:07,570 --> 00:50:08,525 Lydia? 659 00:50:12,730 --> 00:50:13,924 Hi, honey bunny! 660 00:50:14,730 --> 00:50:15,719 Hi, Lydia. 661 00:50:16,210 --> 00:50:19,725 Hank went under the house with a torch and thawed the pipes. 662 00:50:19,890 --> 00:50:21,482 Wasn't that nice of him? 663 00:50:23,450 --> 00:50:24,519 Give us a sip. 664 00:50:30,610 --> 00:50:34,205 There's a letter from Caspar on the table. 665 00:50:34,930 --> 00:50:36,443 Yeah? What's Grampa got to say? 666 00:50:37,010 --> 00:50:40,685 The usual threats. Nothing for you to worry about. 667 00:50:41,410 --> 00:50:44,447 We're living so clean and wholesome in Wyoming... 668 00:50:44,770 --> 00:50:47,125 even Caspar can't touch us. 669 00:51:07,691 --> 00:51:08,646 Ta-da! 670 00:51:10,531 --> 00:51:13,125 - I didn't have time to wrap it. - What else were you doing? 671 00:51:13,771 --> 00:51:16,649 Now you can listen to your stupid baseball games all night. 672 00:51:17,291 --> 00:51:18,929 - Thanks, Mom! - Sam... 673 00:51:19,731 --> 00:51:21,369 I mean, thanks, Lydia. 674 00:51:29,411 --> 00:51:31,242 My present's out in the back. 675 00:51:37,731 --> 00:51:39,323 So, are we gonna keep him? 676 00:51:39,731 --> 00:51:42,165 Don't be ridiculous, he's not a sweater. 677 00:51:42,731 --> 00:51:44,210 I never said he was. 678 00:51:45,131 --> 00:51:47,440 Besides, we won't be here for long. 679 00:51:52,451 --> 00:51:53,850 Happy Christmas. 680 00:51:55,491 --> 00:51:56,367 What's that? 681 00:51:57,371 --> 00:52:00,920 By tradition it ought to be a horse. But I wasn't sure you wanted one. 682 00:52:01,131 --> 00:52:02,803 Sam helped me choose it. 683 00:52:03,891 --> 00:52:06,689 I told him you'd never get on it in a million years. 684 00:52:06,851 --> 00:52:08,284 You got that right. 685 00:52:08,451 --> 00:52:10,760 Yeah, I said Caspar won't let you ride a bike. 686 00:52:18,092 --> 00:52:18,922 Whoo! 687 00:52:21,052 --> 00:52:22,531 Come on, Sam. 688 00:52:22,692 --> 00:52:23,841 All right. 689 00:52:27,772 --> 00:52:28,409 Hey. 690 00:52:28,572 --> 00:52:30,403 I'll give you 5 bucks if you can knock my hat off. 691 00:52:30,572 --> 00:52:32,563 - Come on, catch up. - Yeah. 692 00:52:33,492 --> 00:52:36,245 See, I can ride with no hands. Well, one hand. 693 00:52:37,132 --> 00:52:39,123 Don't run me over. 694 00:52:44,172 --> 00:52:46,049 Should've got her a damn horse! 695 00:52:48,572 --> 00:52:49,766 Catch her! 696 00:52:49,932 --> 00:52:52,730 - This ain't so hard. - Come on, hurry up. 697 00:52:53,812 --> 00:52:55,530 Get back here, Lydia! 698 00:53:10,332 --> 00:53:11,287 Time out. 699 00:53:17,892 --> 00:53:20,929 Maurey doesn't love me, Sam. She loves you. 700 00:53:21,892 --> 00:53:25,044 - You can have her. - That's awfully sporting of you. 701 00:53:25,453 --> 00:53:28,763 No sweat. I'm in love with another. 702 00:54:12,453 --> 00:54:13,488 Is Lydia here? 703 00:54:14,053 --> 00:54:15,771 Yeah, we're going on a picnic. You wanna come? 704 00:54:17,253 --> 00:54:19,847 - Is Lydia coming? - Well, yeah. 705 00:54:23,173 --> 00:54:25,767 Hank said we'd see a great view of the lake. 706 00:54:25,933 --> 00:54:27,161 He'd better not be lying. 707 00:54:28,373 --> 00:54:29,283 Hey, look. 708 00:54:50,854 --> 00:54:53,971 In nature a person can be idealistic. 709 00:54:55,814 --> 00:54:57,452 You can believe in things. 710 00:54:58,374 --> 00:54:59,204 Like what? 711 00:55:01,454 --> 00:55:05,129 Like beauty, and the nobility of humans. 712 00:55:06,734 --> 00:55:08,964 People in cities can't believe in nobility... 713 00:55:09,614 --> 00:55:11,764 because they see no sign of it. 714 00:55:12,174 --> 00:55:15,132 I love it when he talks like Chief Joseph. 715 00:55:19,334 --> 00:55:21,245 How can you tell if you're pregnant? 716 00:55:24,934 --> 00:55:27,164 The game was supposed to end with your first period. 717 00:55:28,734 --> 00:55:30,531 I haven't had a period yet. 718 00:55:31,094 --> 00:55:32,163 What's a period? 719 00:55:34,174 --> 00:55:38,134 I hardly know what being pregnant feels like myself. 720 00:55:39,695 --> 00:55:42,528 I was only with child once and I wasn't much older than you. 721 00:55:42,895 --> 00:55:44,886 I'm just a kid. I can't have a baby. 722 00:55:45,375 --> 00:55:46,888 That's what I thought. 723 00:55:56,735 --> 00:56:00,250 You didn't call me. I don't know why I go steady with you. 724 00:56:00,415 --> 00:56:02,645 You're supposed to call me once a day. 725 00:56:02,815 --> 00:56:05,204 Sharon's boyfriend calls her a dozen times a day. 726 00:56:05,375 --> 00:56:07,047 He lets the phone ring once... 727 00:56:07,215 --> 00:56:08,887 and then hangs up to let her know he still loves her. 728 00:56:09,095 --> 00:56:12,167 And this morning you didn't even notice my new skirt. 729 00:56:12,335 --> 00:56:15,486 I was appalled. Even Rodney made a compliment. 730 00:56:15,695 --> 00:56:17,925 And did I get anything from you? No! 731 00:56:18,695 --> 00:56:21,528 It hurts! I'm trying to look nice for you. 732 00:56:21,695 --> 00:56:23,367 You're my boyfriend. 733 00:56:23,535 --> 00:56:26,572 If this relationship doesn't start to improve... 734 00:56:26,735 --> 00:56:29,249 then I'm afraid it won't work out. 735 00:56:49,856 --> 00:56:51,130 Are you okay? 736 00:56:53,216 --> 00:56:54,729 What do you think? 737 00:56:56,816 --> 00:56:59,205 If you're pregnant, I'll marry you. 738 00:56:59,616 --> 00:57:01,527 Sam, I can't marry you. 739 00:57:03,536 --> 00:57:04,605 Why not? 740 00:57:07,656 --> 00:57:09,692 I'm fourteen years old. 741 00:57:19,256 --> 00:57:21,247 It's not gonna be so bad, honey. 742 00:57:43,896 --> 00:57:45,852 We can rent an apartment. I'll get a job. 743 00:57:46,416 --> 00:57:49,726 - Sam, don't be a squirrel. - Are you coming or not? 744 00:57:52,136 --> 00:57:53,047 Yeah. 745 00:57:54,057 --> 00:57:55,410 Good, you navigate. 746 00:57:56,617 --> 00:57:59,177 Nobody asked me what I wanted to do about the baby. 747 00:57:59,377 --> 00:58:01,607 No, and no-one's going to. 748 00:58:14,017 --> 00:58:16,087 Delores says this is a nasty town. 749 00:58:16,337 --> 00:58:19,056 And she doesn't mean nasty in a nice way. 750 00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:30,454 I gotta be home before Mom gets back from Idaho Falls. 751 00:58:30,937 --> 00:58:32,529 Let's do it then. 752 00:58:41,137 --> 00:58:42,729 Are you all right? 753 00:58:49,897 --> 00:58:51,569 They're ready for you. 754 00:58:53,217 --> 00:58:54,855 This is the shits. 755 00:58:56,137 --> 00:58:57,650 You're gonna be okay. 756 00:59:00,057 --> 00:59:00,934 I know. 757 00:59:04,618 --> 00:59:06,449 Right this way, sweetheart. 758 00:59:21,338 --> 00:59:23,693 - Here you are, dear. - Thank you. 759 00:59:27,258 --> 00:59:29,294 They all know why we're here. 760 00:59:32,978 --> 00:59:35,128 Sam. Stop fidgeting. 761 00:59:37,218 --> 00:59:38,651 I'll wait in the waiting room. 762 00:59:39,218 --> 00:59:40,094 Fine. 763 00:59:50,818 --> 00:59:51,694 Sam? 764 00:59:56,058 --> 00:59:56,968 Maurey... 765 00:59:57,538 --> 00:59:58,732 Sam, let's go. 766 00:59:59,098 --> 00:59:59,894 Maurey! 767 01:00:00,698 --> 01:00:01,653 Maurey... 768 01:00:08,899 --> 01:00:11,367 Laurabel Pierce and Coach Stebbins! 769 01:00:12,019 --> 01:00:14,328 It puts a new meaning into Welcome Wagon. 770 01:00:15,379 --> 01:00:16,528 Daddy... 771 01:00:18,619 --> 01:00:19,893 Daddy... 772 01:00:28,459 --> 01:00:31,371 How could Maurey and her mom have an abortion at the same time? 773 01:00:32,259 --> 01:00:34,568 There's only one clinic doing them for hundreds of miles... 774 01:00:34,739 --> 01:00:36,297 and then only on Saturdays. 775 01:00:37,979 --> 01:00:41,289 I bet there never was a bridge club in Idaho Falls. 776 01:00:42,539 --> 01:00:45,372 While Daddy's at the ranch taking care of the horses... 777 01:00:45,619 --> 01:00:49,407 Mom's naked with Howard Stebbins sticking his greasy thing in her. 778 01:00:55,819 --> 01:00:57,457 I hate mothers. 779 01:01:15,179 --> 01:01:16,898 Sure you don't wanna come home with us? 780 01:01:17,060 --> 01:01:20,689 I have to fix Petey's supper. Mom might not be home till late. 781 01:01:26,940 --> 01:01:27,816 Sam... 782 01:01:28,540 --> 01:01:29,768 she's barefoot. 783 01:01:30,380 --> 01:01:30,971 Oh. 784 01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:53,058 I'll see you tomorrow. 785 01:01:53,220 --> 01:01:57,099 - So are you gonna keep the baby? - I can't think about that now. 786 01:01:57,820 --> 01:01:58,696 Okay. 787 01:02:11,740 --> 01:02:13,492 What's the matter with you? 788 01:02:15,540 --> 01:02:17,610 I deserve some fun tonight. 789 01:02:19,340 --> 01:02:22,013 Raising kids is a lot of responsibility. 790 01:02:23,301 --> 01:02:24,575 How would you know? 791 01:02:26,901 --> 01:02:28,493 What does that infer? 792 01:02:31,901 --> 01:02:34,369 I didn't know she'd get pregnant. 793 01:02:36,581 --> 01:02:39,573 I've just about had it with yourjudgmental attitude. 794 01:02:42,101 --> 01:02:43,898 Those kids were fourteen. 795 01:02:44,821 --> 01:02:46,652 You taught them sex games. 796 01:02:48,341 --> 01:02:49,660 Your father's right. 797 01:02:50,781 --> 01:02:53,375 Sam couldn't be worse off in military school. 798 01:03:04,101 --> 01:03:05,819 You finished with that? 799 01:03:12,101 --> 01:03:14,012 Come on, Dougie, dance with me. 800 01:03:32,222 --> 01:03:33,780 Come on, Dougie. 801 01:03:38,102 --> 01:03:39,171 Yeah... 802 01:03:53,222 --> 01:03:56,339 Who do you have to fuck in this joint to get a cup of coffee? 803 01:03:58,142 --> 01:04:00,178 I heard Hank's truck last night. 804 01:04:00,742 --> 01:04:03,939 - He knows what you were doing. - So shoot me. 805 01:04:06,222 --> 01:04:07,052 Morning. 806 01:04:11,902 --> 01:04:15,053 Well, are you gonna have the baby? 807 01:04:17,142 --> 01:04:18,336 I guess so. 808 01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:19,932 Really? 809 01:04:21,102 --> 01:04:22,933 Why are you so happy? 810 01:04:23,142 --> 01:04:25,895 I don't know, I guess I'm ready to be a father. 811 01:04:26,382 --> 01:04:27,417 Morning, ladies. 812 01:04:30,742 --> 01:04:32,095 What's Hank doing? 813 01:04:36,902 --> 01:04:38,780 What's that he's got? 814 01:04:39,383 --> 01:04:40,293 It's our moose. 815 01:04:43,703 --> 01:04:46,854 - He's drunker than a skunk! - Hank doesn't drink. 816 01:04:47,343 --> 01:04:48,776 Maybe he's sick. 817 01:04:50,623 --> 01:04:51,658 Oh, shit... 818 01:04:55,463 --> 01:04:56,896 What was that about? 819 01:04:57,103 --> 01:05:00,459 - Have you lost your mind? - You all right? 820 01:05:10,383 --> 01:05:11,702 Hey, butt-face! 821 01:05:12,823 --> 01:05:14,461 Don't call me butt-face. 822 01:05:14,983 --> 01:05:16,939 Maurey's pregnant. You could've hurt her. 823 01:05:18,143 --> 01:05:20,179 Your mother's a whore. 824 01:05:21,543 --> 01:05:24,057 That still doesn't give you the right to hurt Maurey. 825 01:05:24,983 --> 01:05:25,972 I'm sorry. 826 01:05:28,343 --> 01:05:30,538 But your mother's still a whore. 827 01:05:51,344 --> 01:05:52,493 You okay? 828 01:05:55,904 --> 01:05:59,499 Another pitiful man put his hopes on you and you took him down. 829 01:06:00,544 --> 01:06:01,738 Fuck you, Sam. 830 01:06:02,344 --> 01:06:03,697 Fuck you too, Mom. 831 01:06:13,624 --> 01:06:15,774 Your parents have a really nice ranch. 832 01:06:16,224 --> 01:06:17,293 Thanks. 833 01:06:23,304 --> 01:06:25,056 Are you sure you should be doing that? 834 01:06:25,224 --> 01:06:28,216 Dad says I was born on a horse. Come on. 835 01:06:30,984 --> 01:06:32,895 You want me to get up there? 836 01:06:33,424 --> 01:06:34,743 Why not, silly? 837 01:06:47,424 --> 01:06:49,255 Is your dad suspicious yet? 838 01:06:49,824 --> 01:06:52,622 If we were older, he'd be watching you like a coyote. 839 01:06:52,784 --> 01:06:55,458 Right now, his worst fear's Lydia giving me a cigarette. 840 01:06:56,705 --> 01:06:59,458 Does your mom know you're still pregnant? 841 01:06:59,625 --> 01:07:02,776 Mom won't say a word, but she's going nuts to find out. 842 01:07:03,465 --> 01:07:05,899 She sneaks in my room when she thinks I'm asleep... 843 01:07:06,265 --> 01:07:08,142 and stares at me for hours. 844 01:07:08,705 --> 01:07:09,979 It's spooky. 845 01:07:15,825 --> 01:07:18,976 Isn't being friends much better than girlfriend and boyfriend? 846 01:07:19,385 --> 01:07:21,853 If you were my boyfriend I'd never show you this spot... 847 01:07:22,025 --> 01:07:24,493 because we might break up and then where would I be? 848 01:07:25,465 --> 01:07:26,784 Where would you be? 849 01:07:27,385 --> 01:07:29,853 Someone I don't like would know my secret. 850 01:07:31,745 --> 01:07:33,622 But I still want to have sex with you. 851 01:07:35,145 --> 01:07:38,455 We can't have sex now. You're my friend. 852 01:07:39,145 --> 01:07:41,978 I can't risk losing you for something as silly as sex. 853 01:07:42,425 --> 01:07:43,574 I'm confused. 854 01:07:49,825 --> 01:07:52,055 You bike back to town without me. 855 01:07:54,065 --> 01:07:57,023 - I think I'll talk to Dad. - Are you sure? 856 01:07:59,705 --> 01:08:00,615 It's time. 857 01:08:02,866 --> 01:08:06,222 Any chance you might skip the part about who the father is? 858 01:08:08,066 --> 01:08:10,944 I'll try. But you and Lydia better lock your door tonight. 859 01:08:17,906 --> 01:08:18,622 Hi. 860 01:08:30,146 --> 01:08:31,261 Thanks, sugar. 861 01:08:33,466 --> 01:08:35,297 Maurey told her dad about the baby this afternoon. 862 01:08:36,466 --> 01:08:38,775 - What do you think he'll do? - Buddy Pierce... 863 01:08:39,026 --> 01:08:40,345 will brand your butt. 864 01:08:41,346 --> 01:08:44,702 Are you speaking literally or metaphorically? 865 01:08:56,186 --> 01:08:58,256 I'm God's gift to horses. 866 01:08:58,946 --> 01:08:59,935 Yes, sir. 867 01:09:00,106 --> 01:09:02,301 I accidentally squirted into your daughter... 868 01:09:02,826 --> 01:09:04,384 and now she's with child. 869 01:09:05,866 --> 01:09:07,094 No! 870 01:09:36,067 --> 01:09:39,423 - Can I stay till the baby comes? - Of course. 871 01:09:41,187 --> 01:09:43,018 So, how'd it go with your dad? 872 01:09:43,187 --> 01:09:46,259 He said I'm a slut and he's ashamed I'm his daughter. 873 01:09:47,787 --> 01:09:50,745 You just surprised him. Give him a few days, he'll come around. 874 01:09:51,387 --> 01:09:55,300 No, he won't. Daddy has morals and I don't. 875 01:09:57,867 --> 01:09:58,936 I'll sleep on the couch. 876 01:09:59,707 --> 01:10:02,779 No. That's too far away. 877 01:10:04,187 --> 01:10:07,145 Sleep here on the floor, in case I need you. 878 01:10:24,668 --> 01:10:26,818 All your life I've tried to set an example... 879 01:10:26,988 --> 01:10:29,138 of how to deal with public disapproval. 880 01:10:30,468 --> 01:10:32,424 It's time to show what you've learned, honey. 881 01:11:08,868 --> 01:11:11,143 I feel like Lee Harvey Oswald. 882 01:11:12,028 --> 01:11:14,064 It's like we have the ultimate cooties. 883 01:11:14,868 --> 01:11:16,506 See you at lunch hour, Sammy boy. 884 01:11:45,229 --> 01:11:48,426 Sorry I got Maurey pregnant while we were going steady. 885 01:12:24,949 --> 01:12:25,904 Sam... 886 01:12:29,149 --> 01:12:31,583 - Did she tell on me? - Tell on you? 887 01:12:32,390 --> 01:12:34,824 Does her father know about, you know? 888 01:12:35,390 --> 01:12:37,187 That you and her mom shared an abortion? 889 01:12:40,550 --> 01:12:41,585 No. 890 01:12:42,270 --> 01:12:45,262 She loves her dad too much to tell him you screwed her mom. 891 01:12:46,270 --> 01:12:49,580 I haven't talked to Laurabel since the day at the clinic. 892 01:12:49,830 --> 01:12:51,058 Tell Maurey that. 893 01:12:52,150 --> 01:12:54,618 So you got her an abortion, then dumped her. 894 01:12:55,310 --> 01:12:57,301 Wasn't that what I was supposed to do? 895 01:13:04,350 --> 01:13:06,181 How'd everybody find out? 896 01:13:06,670 --> 01:13:09,264 Now I've told Dad, it doesn't matter who else knows. 897 01:13:09,550 --> 01:13:12,110 - So who did you tell? - Him. 898 01:13:15,630 --> 01:13:17,666 Sammy boy, how's it shaking? 899 01:13:19,230 --> 01:13:20,583 - About the same. - Good. 900 01:13:21,950 --> 01:13:25,625 Still on for Friday night? "Town Without Pity" is on at the movies. 901 01:13:26,270 --> 01:13:30,058 Bring Chuckette, and maybe Saturday we'll go parkin'. 902 01:13:31,430 --> 01:13:33,068 I don't know. I'd have to ask Chuckette. 903 01:13:33,270 --> 01:13:35,147 He'd have to ask Chuckette. 904 01:13:35,710 --> 01:13:38,144 This boy gets any funnier, they'll put him on the TV. 905 01:13:43,791 --> 01:13:46,510 How come Dothan didn't beat me up at lunch? 906 01:13:46,671 --> 01:13:48,343 He's an understanding guy. 907 01:13:48,951 --> 01:13:51,590 And I said I'd break up with him if he was mean to you. 908 01:13:54,671 --> 01:13:57,504 Spring in Wyoming lasts about two weeks... 909 01:13:57,711 --> 01:14:00,430 and is marked by mud and rampant pregnancy. 910 01:14:01,871 --> 01:14:03,623 With all of nature knocked-up... 911 01:14:03,791 --> 01:14:05,782 Maurey and I felt r¡ght at home. 912 01:14:06,231 --> 01:14:09,906 We discovered the best thing about being ostracised by the town.... 913 01:14:10,231 --> 01:14:12,187 is that people leave you alone. 914 01:14:14,391 --> 01:14:17,463 With Hank gone, Lydia was crankier than usual. 915 01:14:19,111 --> 01:14:22,387 And the rising heat d¡dn't help Maurey's mood much either. 916 01:14:25,711 --> 01:14:29,499 She said be¡ng pregnant was wretched. But the truth is.... 917 01:14:29,831 --> 01:14:31,549 ¡t didn't bother me that much. 918 01:14:31,871 --> 01:14:33,907 I'm going for a bike ride, wanna come? 919 01:14:34,591 --> 01:14:35,546 Sure. 920 01:14:51,272 --> 01:14:53,342 Do you brush your teeth every day? 921 01:14:53,712 --> 01:14:54,861 Yes, Mom. 922 01:14:55,832 --> 01:14:58,551 And use a fresh towel after every shower. 923 01:14:58,952 --> 01:15:00,180 I will. 924 01:15:03,752 --> 01:15:04,707 Bye. 925 01:15:14,152 --> 01:15:16,791 I can't believe you're bringing Dothan. 926 01:15:18,712 --> 01:15:21,465 He's my boyfriend. Be nice to him. 927 01:15:25,512 --> 01:15:27,787 - What happened to your arm? - My Daddy broke it. 928 01:15:29,032 --> 01:15:31,148 Why would he do that? 929 01:15:31,992 --> 01:15:35,302 - 'Cause I was mouthing off. - So he broke your arm? 930 01:15:36,032 --> 01:15:38,466 I deserved it. Can we just drop it? 931 01:15:40,112 --> 01:15:41,022 Dropped. 932 01:15:46,192 --> 01:15:47,227 Howdy, folks! 933 01:15:47,632 --> 01:15:49,304 You're gonna be glad you came today. 934 01:15:49,592 --> 01:15:51,708 We got a real good rodeo here in Gro Vont. 935 01:15:51,912 --> 01:15:54,985 It rained earlier, but the sun's out now. 936 01:15:55,153 --> 01:15:57,383 Mud and blood's what rodeo's all about. 937 01:16:04,433 --> 01:16:06,469 Let's have a big hand for Joe Brannigan. 938 01:16:06,753 --> 01:16:08,584 A b¡g hand's all he's gonna win today. 939 01:16:16,633 --> 01:16:20,103 The mastery of a horse is just competitive sex. 940 01:16:20,873 --> 01:16:23,182 Proof that man can subjugate anything wild... 941 01:16:23,353 --> 01:16:25,913 and beautiful once he gets it between his legs. 942 01:16:26,073 --> 01:16:28,951 And then they win a belt buckle for lasting 8 seconds. 943 01:16:29,673 --> 01:16:32,949 Next contestant is Hank Elkrunne.... 944 01:16:33,113 --> 01:16:34,865 right here from Gro Vont. 945 01:16:35,513 --> 01:16:36,741 All right, Hank! 946 01:16:45,113 --> 01:16:48,788 That time puts Hank Elkrunner ¡n the lead! 947 01:16:49,233 --> 01:16:51,383 I fail to see how hurling a dumb animal... 948 01:16:51,553 --> 01:16:53,748 to the earth makes a man the object of mass approval. 949 01:16:54,113 --> 01:16:55,705 Thank you kindly, Hank. 950 01:16:55,913 --> 01:16:58,222 - Looks like a stud to me. - Thanks, folks. 951 01:17:16,714 --> 01:17:18,830 Ladies and gentlemen, just stay calm... 952 01:17:21,914 --> 01:17:23,188 Give me some help here. 953 01:17:23,714 --> 01:17:24,749 Get help, he's hurt! 954 01:17:24,954 --> 01:17:28,264 - I should see about Mom. - I'll go with you. 955 01:17:29,954 --> 01:17:31,751 It's unfortunate that these th¡ngs happen... 956 01:17:32,074 --> 01:17:33,666 Come on, move it. 957 01:17:36,914 --> 01:17:38,472 Watch him. Easy, easy. 958 01:17:39,074 --> 01:17:40,427 I'll be back in a bit. 959 01:17:41,234 --> 01:17:43,304 Thanks, fellas, he's gonna be fine. 960 01:17:48,994 --> 01:17:49,710 Momma... 961 01:17:50,114 --> 01:17:51,866 I have to clean the floor before Buddy... 962 01:17:52,034 --> 01:17:53,786 gets home or he'll be angry. 963 01:17:54,034 --> 01:17:55,786 It's okay. Leave the floor till later. 964 01:17:55,954 --> 01:17:59,310 I can't leave any tracks on the linoleum. 965 01:18:04,354 --> 01:18:05,548 She's nuts. 966 01:18:06,314 --> 01:18:07,588 Oughta be locked up. 967 01:18:08,234 --> 01:18:09,633 This is your fault. 968 01:18:10,034 --> 01:18:11,434 No more than you. 969 01:18:11,635 --> 01:18:15,594 You! My baby! You killed my baby! 970 01:18:15,835 --> 01:18:17,268 What's she talking about? 971 01:18:17,435 --> 01:18:19,027 - He killed my baby! - I don't know. 972 01:18:19,275 --> 01:18:20,628 Momma, it's okay. 973 01:18:20,795 --> 01:18:22,706 - No! No! - Momma! 974 01:18:23,555 --> 01:18:24,431 Mom! 975 01:18:25,075 --> 01:18:27,669 - Mom, what are you doing? - Get this off of me! 976 01:18:28,595 --> 01:18:30,904 We have a lady up in the grandstand.... 977 01:18:31,155 --> 01:18:32,508 We need to help her. 978 01:18:32,755 --> 01:18:35,223 Someone should get her, she'll get hurt. 979 01:18:35,435 --> 01:18:36,914 Can we get some help for the lady? 980 01:18:37,075 --> 01:18:37,951 Ladies and gentlemen... 981 01:18:38,155 --> 01:18:40,715 - it'll be fine. - No! Let me go! 982 01:18:40,875 --> 01:18:43,343 Stay sitting and let the cowboys see to it. 983 01:18:44,755 --> 01:18:46,586 Thank you, Hank. Appreciate it. 984 01:18:46,795 --> 01:18:47,750 - No. - Easy, Ma'am. 985 01:18:47,915 --> 01:18:50,554 Get away from me! Get away from me... 986 01:18:50,875 --> 01:18:52,069 It's all right. 987 01:18:54,275 --> 01:18:55,628 Momma? 988 01:18:58,235 --> 01:18:59,384 Lt'll be all right. 989 01:19:07,755 --> 01:19:09,393 Buddy'll be at the hospital. 990 01:19:10,435 --> 01:19:12,346 We'll follow in case you need us. 991 01:19:15,035 --> 01:19:17,674 Pride means nothing if you lose a good man. 992 01:19:19,596 --> 01:19:20,267 Yeah. 993 01:19:44,076 --> 01:19:46,909 Will someone please explain what this pride nonsense is about? 994 01:19:47,316 --> 01:19:49,784 Life's too short for me to waste any of it. 995 01:19:52,676 --> 01:19:54,109 See you around. 996 01:20:08,036 --> 01:20:10,675 You can't get away from me, you redskin sonofabitch! 997 01:20:10,956 --> 01:20:13,072 I'm talkin' to you! Hey! 998 01:20:14,036 --> 01:20:17,233 - You think she'll get him? - Hank don't stand a chance. 999 01:20:17,796 --> 01:20:19,468 I'm your squaw, dammit! 1000 01:20:19,676 --> 01:20:22,190 Hank, listen to me! 1001 01:20:52,717 --> 01:20:55,675 Okay! Geronimo, baby! 1002 01:21:30,837 --> 01:21:31,747 Weird. 1003 01:21:41,358 --> 01:21:43,428 You know why women fake orgasms? 1004 01:21:44,918 --> 01:21:47,512 I don't give a hoot why women fake orgasms. 1005 01:21:47,918 --> 01:21:49,829 I'm not comfortable. 1006 01:21:50,878 --> 01:21:53,711 - Women fake orgasms... - Listen to the birthday girl! 1007 01:21:53,878 --> 01:21:57,348 Women fake orgasms because men fake foreplay. 1008 01:22:00,838 --> 01:22:03,227 You know, sometimes when I have a real orgasm... 1009 01:22:03,398 --> 01:22:06,196 I tell the man I faked it, just so he don't get cocky. 1010 01:22:06,678 --> 01:22:07,906 I hate cocky men! 1011 01:22:09,758 --> 01:22:12,477 My baby's gonna be raised on marshmallows. 1012 01:22:12,638 --> 01:22:15,277 I raised Sammy on Dr. Pepper and look how he turned out. 1013 01:22:15,478 --> 01:22:17,833 - I turned out okay. - Says who? 1014 01:22:29,438 --> 01:22:30,951 Get him, Hank! Get off me! 1015 01:22:31,558 --> 01:22:33,992 Get him, Hank. Get his feet! Sit on his feet! 1016 01:22:34,438 --> 01:22:36,429 Get the marshmallows. You're dead, bro! 1017 01:22:37,958 --> 01:22:39,471 No, no! 1018 01:22:41,999 --> 01:22:44,672 - Put the marshmallows in his ears! - Say uncle, say uncle. 1019 01:22:44,839 --> 01:22:45,555 No. 1020 01:22:46,119 --> 01:22:49,316 - Hi-ho Silver! Away! - Delores! 1021 01:22:55,519 --> 01:22:56,554 Get up, Sam. 1022 01:22:58,919 --> 01:23:00,113 I said get on your feet. 1023 01:23:01,439 --> 01:23:03,634 Samuel, get on your feet. 1024 01:23:05,559 --> 01:23:09,518 This is your Sunday uniform at the Custer Military Academy. 1025 01:23:10,559 --> 01:23:14,268 As soon as you clear that muck out of your ear... 1026 01:23:15,399 --> 01:23:17,355 - go in the house and put it on. - Daddy? 1027 01:23:17,559 --> 01:23:20,551 Be silent, girl. We're going home now. 1028 01:23:20,759 --> 01:23:23,478 We will place Samuel at Custer and then you and I... 1029 01:23:23,639 --> 01:23:25,834 will proceed on to Greensboro. 1030 01:23:26,239 --> 01:23:28,355 Wait a second. We can't go home. 1031 01:23:28,519 --> 01:23:29,713 We're having a baby. 1032 01:23:31,119 --> 01:23:33,997 I'm sure that little girl has a mother of her own. 1033 01:23:34,199 --> 01:23:35,996 My mother's in a nut house. 1034 01:23:36,239 --> 01:23:40,198 Be that as it may, you've made your bed and now you'll lie in it. 1035 01:23:40,359 --> 01:23:44,318 I will not stand by and see my grandson snared by a spider. 1036 01:23:44,879 --> 01:23:47,791 - Maurey's not a spider. - I told you to be silent. 1037 01:23:47,999 --> 01:23:50,230 I won't. Youjust can't come here and ruin everything. 1038 01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:52,868 This is our home now. These people are our family. 1039 01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:54,872 Family? Ha-ha! 1040 01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:58,955 A floozy, a Kiowa and a very pregnant little girl. 1041 01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:00,075 Tell me... 1042 01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:04,239 which member of your new family's gonna pay next month's rent? 1043 01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:05,675 Blackfeet. 1044 01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:12,353 Just exactly what is that supposed to mean? 1045 01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:15,313 I'm Blackfeet, not Kiowa. 1046 01:24:16,480 --> 01:24:19,199 I understand you live in a one-room trailer. 1047 01:24:19,800 --> 01:24:23,395 You think she's gonna like living there and carrying your papooses? 1048 01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:25,710 Daddy, you're such an asshole. 1049 01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:27,154 Oh, that could be. 1050 01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:30,397 When you get to the point where you can pay your way in life... 1051 01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:34,439 you can live anywhere you want, in any disgusting manner you want. 1052 01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:38,519 But as long as I'm paying the bills, you will do as I dictate. 1053 01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:40,159 Is that understood? 1054 01:24:40,320 --> 01:24:42,709 Go in and put your uniform on. 1055 01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:46,280 You don't have a lot to say about it. 1056 01:25:07,281 --> 01:25:09,237 I decided l¡fe is a gyp. 1057 01:25:09,401 --> 01:25:11,710 Why couldn't people just do what I wanted? 1058 01:25:14,801 --> 01:25:18,032 Maurey wasn't ¡n love with me, not in the right way. 1059 01:25:18,201 --> 01:25:20,761 If we were in love like Romeo and Juliet... 1060 01:25:20,921 --> 01:25:22,559 we could fight caspar. 1061 01:25:22,721 --> 01:25:26,077 We could flee to the mountains, or cha¡n ourselves to a rock. 1062 01:25:26,321 --> 01:25:30,234 Romeo and Juliet were 14, and no-one treated them l¡ke kids. 1063 01:25:31,201 --> 01:25:33,840 Butof course, they died at the end. 1064 01:25:38,121 --> 01:25:40,430 How'd you get here from town? 1065 01:25:41,121 --> 01:25:42,236 Hank brought me. 1066 01:25:42,601 --> 01:25:44,273 He's at the ranch talking to Dad. 1067 01:25:45,961 --> 01:25:47,792 Your grandfather isn't happy with you. 1068 01:25:48,921 --> 01:25:50,752 I'll never put on that uniform. Never. 1069 01:25:51,321 --> 01:25:52,640 Yes, you will. 1070 01:25:53,281 --> 01:25:56,034 You and Lydia are both hopeless and we all know it. 1071 01:25:57,481 --> 01:25:59,631 I won't leave you and the baby. 1072 01:25:59,801 --> 01:26:03,111 I'll hide in the mountains and live on bushes and frogs if I must. 1073 01:26:03,762 --> 01:26:05,639 We made a mistake. 1074 01:26:06,482 --> 01:26:09,076 The baby's coming whether anybody's ready or not. 1075 01:26:13,242 --> 01:26:15,198 Don't be sad, Sam. 1076 01:26:16,762 --> 01:26:19,230 No matter how bad everything is... 1077 01:26:19,402 --> 01:26:21,358 you and I will have a baby. 1078 01:26:21,842 --> 01:26:25,312 You'll be 18 in 4 years, then you can come back. 1079 01:26:29,002 --> 01:26:30,594 Come on. 1080 01:26:31,442 --> 01:26:32,158 Come on. 1081 01:26:34,962 --> 01:26:36,190 - I'm gonna get you. - No! No! 1082 01:26:36,362 --> 01:26:37,954 - Watch out! - You're going in the water. 1083 01:26:39,962 --> 01:26:40,758 Sam? 1084 01:26:41,042 --> 01:26:43,602 - Are you okay? - Ljust felt the baby. 1085 01:26:58,282 --> 01:27:01,592 Congratulations, Mr. Pierce. You're a grandfather. 1086 01:27:01,842 --> 01:27:03,673 - All right. - What about me? 1087 01:27:10,362 --> 01:27:11,716 You have a daughter. 1088 01:27:31,563 --> 01:27:32,996 Her name's Shannon. 1089 01:27:33,763 --> 01:27:35,116 That's pretty. 1090 01:27:36,123 --> 01:27:37,192 Can I touch her? 1091 01:27:39,723 --> 01:27:42,112 Okay, but be gentle. Babies aren't footballs. 1092 01:27:42,323 --> 01:27:44,712 Yeah. They don't travel as far when you kick 'em. 1093 01:27:45,763 --> 01:27:47,082 That's not funny, Sam. 1094 01:28:00,603 --> 01:28:03,993 I hope she grows up to have my looks and Dad's brains. 1095 01:28:06,043 --> 01:28:08,955 - What about me? - She'll have your heart. 1096 01:28:10,843 --> 01:28:13,562 It's hard to see how goo on a sock could lead to this. 1097 01:28:14,923 --> 01:28:16,754 Pretty cool, huh? 1098 01:28:17,283 --> 01:28:18,238 Yeah. 1099 01:28:35,364 --> 01:28:37,559 - I wanna go home. - After we eat. 1100 01:28:41,124 --> 01:28:44,036 I can't go in there. My grandfather will kidnap me. 1101 01:28:44,924 --> 01:28:47,074 Your grandfather won't kidnap you. 1102 01:28:47,644 --> 01:28:50,283 He'll take me straight to Custer Military Academy. 1103 01:28:50,924 --> 01:28:52,357 I won't let him. 1104 01:28:54,364 --> 01:28:55,194 Come on. 1105 01:28:59,084 --> 01:29:00,278 Hi, Sam. 1106 01:29:09,324 --> 01:29:11,838 - So, what'd she name the baby? - Shannon. 1107 01:29:12,364 --> 01:29:15,276 My god, that'll never do. 1108 01:29:15,884 --> 01:29:17,715 My baby's name is Shannon. 1109 01:29:17,884 --> 01:29:20,682 Who do I have to fuck in this joint to get a cup of coffee? 1110 01:29:20,884 --> 01:29:23,239 Keep your pants zipped, Jack! 1111 01:29:24,124 --> 01:29:25,079 Mom? 1112 01:29:25,724 --> 01:29:27,602 Mutual trust and respect, Sam. 1113 01:29:27,765 --> 01:29:30,199 Always remember what our relationship is based on. 1114 01:29:30,365 --> 01:29:32,515 I may have a granddaughter, but I'm not thirty yet. 1115 01:29:33,565 --> 01:29:36,398 - You can't work here, Lydia. - Watch me. 1116 01:29:37,045 --> 01:29:41,004 She won't last a month. First time she breaks a fingernail... 1117 01:29:41,285 --> 01:29:44,755 - she'll come home to Daddy. - Fat chance, Daddy. 1118 01:29:46,085 --> 01:29:47,882 So does this mean I don't have to go to Custer? 1119 01:29:48,085 --> 01:29:50,315 That's right. As long as we pay our own way... 1120 01:29:50,485 --> 01:29:52,760 the old goat can't force us anywhere. 1121 01:29:52,965 --> 01:29:55,957 - She'll never pay the rent on tips. - Dot does. 1122 01:29:56,205 --> 01:29:58,878 I'm moving in, too. Selling my trailer and coming to town. 1123 01:29:59,525 --> 01:30:01,004 Maurey's family'll help pay our rent. 1124 01:30:01,805 --> 01:30:03,284 Maurey's moving in? 1125 01:30:03,445 --> 01:30:05,754 Part-time, while Buddy's at the ranch. 1126 01:30:06,205 --> 01:30:08,241 Now. What can I get you fellas? 1127 01:30:08,485 --> 01:30:11,283 I don't have all day to chit-chat with the rabble. 1128 01:30:33,485 --> 01:30:37,115 Sam Callahan, I wanna have your baby. 1129 01:30:37,966 --> 01:30:39,763 We all wanna have your baby. 1130 01:30:40,726 --> 01:30:43,320 We want you to be the Dad of a new generation. 1131 01:30:44,766 --> 01:30:48,156 I'm sorry, I'd love to father your child. 1132 01:30:48,326 --> 01:30:50,601 But my heart belongs to my true love. 1133 01:30:51,166 --> 01:30:54,442 It's not proper to have babies by more than one girl at a time. 1134 01:30:55,926 --> 01:30:57,484 You've broken my heart. 1135 01:30:57,886 --> 01:30:59,160 Be strong. 1136 01:30:59,406 --> 01:31:02,523 Someday you'll understand the theory of one man... 1137 01:31:02,926 --> 01:31:03,995 one baby. 1138 01:31:13,086 --> 01:31:15,316 I'm going to Green River after cheerleading practice... 1139 01:31:15,526 --> 01:31:17,642 so you have to handle the 6 o'clock feeding. 1140 01:31:18,406 --> 01:31:20,158 I'm the father, not the babysitter. 1141 01:31:20,926 --> 01:31:22,245 Same difference. 1142 01:31:23,766 --> 01:31:25,757 Now, be a good baby. 1143 01:31:28,166 --> 01:31:29,599 Lydia'll help you if you need anything. 1144 01:31:31,006 --> 01:31:32,598 I won't need Lydia. 1145 01:31:35,206 --> 01:31:36,878 - Bye. - Bye, Sam. 1146 01:31:41,927 --> 01:31:45,158 The future lay before Sam like the great American novel 1147 01:31:45,727 --> 01:31:47,399 just waiting to be written. 1148 01:31:47,807 --> 01:31:50,719 Lyd¡a would marry Hank and join the Welcome Wagon. 1149 01:31:51,047 --> 01:31:52,924 Maurey would grow to love Sam... 1150 01:31:53,087 --> 01:31:54,998 the way mothers are supposed to love fathers. 1151 01:31:55,247 --> 01:31:58,842 Shannon would grow up beautiful, talented and virginal. 1152 01:31:59,967 --> 01:32:02,276 Sam knew the trail ahead would be long... 1153 01:32:02,447 --> 01:32:04,677 steep and littered w¡th horse manure... 1154 01:32:05,207 --> 01:32:06,799 but he was ready now. 1155 01:32:06,967 --> 01:32:10,676 Because somehow, some way, the waitress, the Indian... 1156 01:32:10,847 --> 01:32:14,476 the cheerleader and the 15- #year-old father #would survive. 1157 01:32:15,527 --> 01:32:17,995 They were the#modern American fam¡ly. 86511