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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,972 --> 00:00:08,942 [phone rings] 2 00:00:10,647 --> 00:00:12,397 [both panting] 3 00:00:12,399 --> 00:00:13,609 ‐ [quietly] Oh, fuck. 4 00:00:20,082 --> 00:00:21,882 Do you want to go from behind? 5 00:00:21,877 --> 00:00:24,167 ‐ Fuck, yeah. ‐ Shh. 6 00:00:30,645 --> 00:00:33,985 [moaning] 7 00:00:40,289 --> 00:00:43,249 [phone ringing] 8 00:00:54,901 --> 00:00:56,321 I feel like, just go. ‐ Okay. 9 00:00:57,782 --> 00:01:00,712 RAPPER: ♪ Jump in that pussy like I scuba dive ♪ 10 00:01:00,705 --> 00:01:02,535 ♪ Boy, don't test your luck, could be the day ♪ 11 00:01:02,542 --> 00:01:04,172 ♪ That you finna die ♪ 12 00:01:04,170 --> 00:01:06,800 ‐ That was good. And also very intense. 13 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,220 Like, I never thought I'd fuck my boyfriend at my job. 14 00:01:10,223 --> 00:01:12,273 ‐ We just got paid to cum. 15 00:01:12,269 --> 00:01:13,649 [sighs] 16 00:01:13,648 --> 00:01:14,648 What do I do with this? 17 00:01:14,650 --> 00:01:16,570 ‐ Okay, don't, like... 18 00:01:16,570 --> 00:01:19,990 dangle it at me like it's a prize, okay? 19 00:01:19,993 --> 00:01:21,163 Just throw it away, 20 00:01:21,162 --> 00:01:22,582 but don't throw it away in the office, 21 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:23,832 because Ruthie, 22 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:25,964 she goes through everyone's trash all the time. 23 00:01:25,963 --> 00:01:28,133 ‐ Well, but I can't, like, flush it down the toilet 24 00:01:28,134 --> 00:01:29,764 because of the turtles and stuff. 25 00:01:29,763 --> 00:01:31,773 ‐ Why? What are the turtles gonna do? 26 00:01:31,767 --> 00:01:33,807 ‐ Don't they feed on semen? ‐ I don't know. 27 00:01:33,813 --> 00:01:35,113 Just throw it away in the dumpster 28 00:01:35,107 --> 00:01:36,147 that's around the corner. 29 00:01:36,150 --> 00:01:37,400 ‐ On it. 30 00:01:37,403 --> 00:01:38,913 ‐ Wait. 31 00:01:38,906 --> 00:01:41,656 You don't think anyone will be able to, like, tell, right? 32 00:01:41,662 --> 00:01:43,162 ‐ Why would they? ‐ I don't know. 33 00:01:43,164 --> 00:01:46,254 You look very‐‐insanely sweaty, and you also have, like... 34 00:01:46,254 --> 00:01:48,684 a little bit of, like, a "fuck" look in your eye. 35 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:51,676 ‐ Oh, no. I mean, I'm sweaty, but... 36 00:01:51,682 --> 00:01:53,562 I'm kind of always sweaty, so... 37 00:01:53,561 --> 00:01:54,561 I think we're good. 38 00:01:57,192 --> 00:01:58,282 ‐ Yeah. 39 00:02:02,161 --> 00:02:05,171 [upbeat music] 40 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:11,177 ♪ ♪ 41 00:02:11,179 --> 00:02:12,559 Ooh! ‐ Ow. 42 00:02:12,557 --> 00:02:14,307 Oh, my God. ‐ I'm so sorry. 43 00:02:14,310 --> 00:02:15,770 RUTHIE: What's wrong with... 44 00:02:15,772 --> 00:02:17,902 wait, you look like something's up. 45 00:02:17,901 --> 00:02:18,991 ‐ No, nothing's up. 46 00:02:18,986 --> 00:02:20,236 I'm actually‐‐ 47 00:02:20,238 --> 00:02:23,038 I'm extremely normal and how I always am. 48 00:02:23,036 --> 00:02:25,826 ‐ You're really clammy, and you smell like... 49 00:02:25,833 --> 00:02:27,093 animal. 50 00:02:27,085 --> 00:02:28,085 Are you on drugs? 51 00:02:28,087 --> 00:02:30,887 ‐ Nope. No, mama. 52 00:02:30,885 --> 00:02:34,055 No, mama. I'm good, mama. 53 00:02:34,058 --> 00:02:35,518 I'm... 54 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,150 I'm‐‐I'm‐‐ got to be me, mama. 55 00:02:38,149 --> 00:02:40,739 ‐ You "got to be me, mama"? 56 00:02:40,738 --> 00:02:42,488 ‐ Yeah, I got to be me, mama, 57 00:02:42,491 --> 00:02:46,461 so mama's gotta do what mama‐‐mama gonna do. 58 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:49,707 ‐ Okay, well, Gabe wants to see you. 59 00:02:50,842 --> 00:02:51,842 Mama. 60 00:02:51,844 --> 00:02:53,934 ‐ Could be a fun thing for us. 61 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:57,651 [upbeat punk music] 62 00:02:57,647 --> 00:03:00,397 ♪ ♪ 63 00:03:00,402 --> 00:03:02,362 Hello. Oh! 64 00:03:02,364 --> 00:03:05,454 ‐ Annie, how's it going? ANNIE: Hi. Hi. 65 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:06,673 GABE: Hey, I just wanted to check in 66 00:03:06,665 --> 00:03:08,915 and see how the WA‐HAM thing was going. 67 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:10,799 ‐ Oh, yeah, it's‐‐ it's going great. 68 00:03:10,798 --> 00:03:13,298 Yeah, I'm just still sort of plugging away at it, 69 00:03:13,303 --> 00:03:15,103 but I really can't thank you enough. 70 00:03:15,098 --> 00:03:18,098 I feel like you just reached right in there and, like, 71 00:03:18,104 --> 00:03:19,824 pulled it all out of me like a tapeworm. 72 00:03:19,816 --> 00:03:20,816 ‐ That's disgusting. 73 00:03:20,818 --> 00:03:22,488 ‐ Yes, well... 74 00:03:22,487 --> 00:03:25,157 I honestly‐‐ I feel closer to you. 75 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:26,960 ‐ I like that. ‐ Mm. 76 00:03:26,955 --> 00:03:28,285 ‐ You know, tonight, uh, 77 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:30,551 I'm having this dinner thing I do once a month. 78 00:03:30,546 --> 00:03:32,676 It's like an intellectual salon. 79 00:03:32,675 --> 00:03:34,385 ‐ Oh, my God. Yes, I know about them. 80 00:03:34,386 --> 00:03:35,636 They're absolutely legendary. 81 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:36,770 ‐ All right, calm down, groupie, 82 00:03:36,767 --> 00:03:38,137 or I'll change my mind, 83 00:03:38,144 --> 00:03:41,324 but John Waters canceled, and you're second alternate. 84 00:03:41,317 --> 00:03:42,897 ‐ So that means... 85 00:03:42,904 --> 00:03:45,414 ‐ You're in. Tonight. 86 00:03:45,408 --> 00:03:47,248 7:00 p.m. Bring a date. 87 00:03:47,245 --> 00:03:48,785 But, you know, Annie, just be cool, 88 00:03:48,791 --> 00:03:51,251 'cause I don't invite a lot of people from the office. 89 00:03:51,253 --> 00:03:53,133 ‐ I will be so cool. 90 00:03:53,132 --> 00:03:55,892 I will be so cool, it's gonna be freakin' coo‐‐ 91 00:03:55,888 --> 00:03:57,518 the coolest you've ever seen me. 92 00:03:57,517 --> 00:04:00,857 I'm second alternate to John fuckin' Waters. 93 00:04:00,856 --> 00:04:03,436 ‐ That's fucking huge, dude. ‐ [squeals] 94 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:04,454 ‐ Not to brag, but I've actually 95 00:04:04,446 --> 00:04:05,446 been to three of these things. 96 00:04:05,448 --> 00:04:06,738 ‐ What? AMADI: Yeah. 97 00:04:06,743 --> 00:04:08,293 Gabe realized he didn't have any black friends, 98 00:04:08,287 --> 00:04:09,287 so he started inviting me. 99 00:04:09,289 --> 00:04:10,709 ‐ Ooh, God. 100 00:04:10,710 --> 00:04:11,840 ‐ That's the fun reverse racism. 101 00:04:11,837 --> 00:04:13,297 You feel me? ‐ Mm? 102 00:04:13,297 --> 00:04:14,877 Okay, well, what should I expect? 103 00:04:14,884 --> 00:04:17,354 ‐ Oh, it's, like, rich freaks and fancy art people. 104 00:04:17,347 --> 00:04:20,227 But oh, Sheila Branch is gonna be at this one. 105 00:04:20,228 --> 00:04:21,818 ‐ Are you kidding me? ‐ No. 106 00:04:21,815 --> 00:04:23,605 ‐ You're telling me I'm gonna be at the same party 107 00:04:23,610 --> 00:04:25,110 as "The Thorn's" publishers? 108 00:04:25,113 --> 00:04:26,703 She's like Gabe's Gabe, right? 109 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,410 ‐ Yeah, she's the big boss. 110 00:04:28,411 --> 00:04:29,581 She's actually here 'cause, uh, 111 00:04:29,581 --> 00:04:31,501 they're renegotiating Gabe's contract. 112 00:04:31,501 --> 00:04:33,881 He's, like, freaking out that he's gonna lose his job. 113 00:04:33,881 --> 00:04:35,131 ‐ Whoa, that's crazy. 114 00:04:35,133 --> 00:04:36,643 So she could fire Gabe? 115 00:04:36,636 --> 00:04:38,676 ‐ She could set fire to Gabe. ‐ [laughs] 116 00:04:38,682 --> 00:04:40,192 ‐ Are you talking about Gabe's party? 117 00:04:40,185 --> 00:04:42,435 AMADI: Oh. ‐ I'm going, too, you know. 118 00:04:42,439 --> 00:04:44,819 ‐ Oh, di‐‐ so Gabe invited you? 119 00:04:44,819 --> 00:04:46,739 ‐ Yeah, well, working. 120 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:48,160 Just a little‐foods waiter. 121 00:04:48,159 --> 00:04:49,869 ‐ What? AMADI: Hmm? 122 00:04:49,871 --> 00:04:53,671 ‐ I'm gonna serve the little foods to the large people. 123 00:04:53,670 --> 00:04:55,590 ‐ Oh, like the cater waiter? 124 00:04:55,591 --> 00:04:58,851 ‐ Yeah. This party's gonna be nasty cool, right? 125 00:04:58,847 --> 00:05:00,017 AMADI: Yeah. 126 00:05:00,016 --> 00:05:01,766 ‐ I think I'll probably not see you guys, 127 00:05:01,770 --> 00:05:03,400 but I'll know‐‐ I'll make sure 128 00:05:03,397 --> 00:05:06,277 you guys get the hottest‐‐ the hottest little stuff. 129 00:05:06,278 --> 00:05:07,738 ‐ Mm‐hmm. 130 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:09,700 ‐ See ya. 131 00:05:09,702 --> 00:05:11,582 AMADI: See ya. 132 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,130 She's gonna fucking kill us, right? 133 00:05:15,130 --> 00:05:17,180 ‐ I'm just scared that she's a ghost 134 00:05:17,175 --> 00:05:18,635 that's just haunting this place, 135 00:05:18,637 --> 00:05:20,597 and only you and I can see her. 136 00:05:26,318 --> 00:05:28,488 ‐ Emily, are you free next Saturday? 137 00:05:28,489 --> 00:05:29,909 ‐ I have to kiss my cat, 138 00:05:29,909 --> 00:05:31,119 but then, yes. 139 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,120 Why? 140 00:05:32,122 --> 00:05:33,212 ‐ I was thinking that I should 141 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:35,247 throw myself a huge rager. 142 00:05:35,253 --> 00:05:36,263 Like, in my own honor. 143 00:05:36,255 --> 00:05:37,585 ‐ Yes. 144 00:05:37,592 --> 00:05:39,512 ‐ Yeah, and it'll be called Fran‐Fest. 145 00:05:39,512 --> 00:05:43,942 ‐ Yes, bitch, fucking Fran‐Fest 2K20. 146 00:05:43,937 --> 00:05:45,767 ‐ And I have a crown. ‐ Yes. 147 00:05:45,774 --> 00:05:46,784 ‐ And I'm gonna come in on a throne. 148 00:05:46,776 --> 00:05:47,816 ‐ Yes. 149 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:49,280 ‐ And you have to feed me grapes. 150 00:05:49,281 --> 00:05:50,531 ‐ That's fancy. 151 00:05:50,534 --> 00:05:52,414 ‐ Okay, so I want to invite everyone, 152 00:05:52,412 --> 00:05:54,792 but also leave enough people out so that it feels exclusive. 153 00:05:54,792 --> 00:05:56,592 ‐ Well, then top of the list is that girl Mary 154 00:05:56,588 --> 00:05:58,008 with the dead tooth. 155 00:05:58,007 --> 00:05:59,257 She can shoot a little ping pong 156 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:00,719 out of her little butthole. 157 00:06:00,721 --> 00:06:02,141 [Fran snickers] 158 00:06:02,140 --> 00:06:03,940 ANNIE: Yeah, I wasn't trying to rush you. 159 00:06:03,936 --> 00:06:06,646 I just don't want to be late for Gabe's party. 160 00:06:06,650 --> 00:06:08,360 ‐ Yeah, we just can't stay too long. 161 00:06:08,361 --> 00:06:09,861 I've got Burger League tonight. ‐ Okay. 162 00:06:09,864 --> 00:06:12,754 ‐ I'm sorry, did you just say Burger League? 163 00:06:12,745 --> 00:06:13,745 ‐ Yeah. 164 00:06:13,747 --> 00:06:14,747 Whoever eats the most burgers 165 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:15,749 gets a free burger. 166 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:17,001 You want to come? 167 00:06:17,003 --> 00:06:18,423 ‐ You know, there was a time when that question 168 00:06:18,422 --> 00:06:20,222 would've annoyed me, and now I just feel 169 00:06:20,218 --> 00:06:23,178 happy for you and your bizarre and simple life. 170 00:06:23,182 --> 00:06:24,432 ‐ Thanks, Fran. 171 00:06:24,434 --> 00:06:26,364 ‐ You know what's cool is that Burger League 172 00:06:26,355 --> 00:06:27,895 has fallen on the exact same night 173 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:30,860 as the biggest networking opportunity of my career. 174 00:06:30,864 --> 00:06:32,244 ‐ It is very cool. ‐ Yeah, that happens. 175 00:06:32,242 --> 00:06:33,752 ‐ Yeah, it rocks. 176 00:06:33,745 --> 00:06:35,495 ‐ But it's the finals. ‐ Oh, yeah. 177 00:06:35,498 --> 00:06:36,708 ‐ Yeah, Annie, it's the finals. 178 00:06:36,710 --> 00:06:37,920 Everyone's gonna be there. 179 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:41,010 ‐ Yeah, like, Scooter and Puff. 180 00:06:41,010 --> 00:06:43,220 ‐ And Bucko, Pinkeye Ted. 181 00:06:43,222 --> 00:06:44,392 ‐ Dingus. 182 00:06:44,391 --> 00:06:46,231 ‐ Wait, do you actually know Puff, or no? 183 00:06:46,228 --> 00:06:48,528 ANNIE: Okay, okay, we are gonna stop by Burger League 184 00:06:48,525 --> 00:06:50,525 after we go to Gabe's, but our Lyft is almost here, 185 00:06:50,529 --> 00:06:51,529 so bye! 186 00:06:51,531 --> 00:06:52,581 BOTH: Bye. 187 00:06:52,575 --> 00:06:55,115 ‐ Enjoy Burger League. 188 00:06:55,121 --> 00:06:57,211 Okay, Burger‐head is not invited to Fran‐Fest. 189 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:59,668 ‐ Okay, but Pinkeye Ted is coming, though. 190 00:06:59,672 --> 00:07:02,602 We are engaged, so it'd be weird if he didn't. 191 00:07:02,595 --> 00:07:04,765 ‐ I wanted to get engaged to you. 192 00:07:04,766 --> 00:07:06,386 ‐ It's not too late. 193 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:08,313 ‐ [sighs] 194 00:07:08,314 --> 00:07:10,034 ‐ Try not to be so stressed, Annie. 195 00:07:10,026 --> 00:07:11,696 Today's a good day. 196 00:07:11,696 --> 00:07:12,946 Remember when we fucked at work? 197 00:07:12,948 --> 00:07:14,698 ‐ Yeah, I remember. 198 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:16,412 ‐ I mean, at the hardware store, 199 00:07:16,413 --> 00:07:18,333 the bathroom was so small, 200 00:07:18,334 --> 00:07:19,884 I couldn't even jerk off in it. 201 00:07:19,879 --> 00:07:21,219 I love this job. 202 00:07:21,215 --> 00:07:23,175 ‐ Yeah, I mean, I love this job, too, 203 00:07:23,177 --> 00:07:25,847 which is why I feel like this might have to be 204 00:07:25,849 --> 00:07:28,149 a one‐time‐only "fucking at work" experience. 205 00:07:28,145 --> 00:07:29,855 ‐ What, are you serious? Why? 206 00:07:29,857 --> 00:07:33,617 ‐ Because I just finally got back on my feet at "The Thorn," 207 00:07:33,615 --> 00:07:37,035 and Gabe's, you know, taking me seriously, 208 00:07:37,038 --> 00:07:38,878 and I don't want to screw it up. 209 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,745 ‐ Okay, you're right. 210 00:07:40,754 --> 00:07:42,384 I'm sorry. 211 00:07:42,382 --> 00:07:46,352 Work is really important to you, and tonight, 212 00:07:46,348 --> 00:07:49,268 I'm gonna be just your arm candy, 213 00:07:49,271 --> 00:07:51,991 while you impress the big boss. 214 00:07:51,985 --> 00:07:54,025 ‐ Okay, exactly, and then we'll have fun, 215 00:07:54,030 --> 00:07:56,740 and we'll go to the Burger League. 216 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:58,714 Uh‐oh. Look who's here. 217 00:07:58,707 --> 00:08:00,167 ‐ Here we go. ‐ Armando. 218 00:08:00,168 --> 00:08:01,668 [laughter] 219 00:08:01,671 --> 00:08:03,091 RYAN: I love it. 220 00:08:03,090 --> 00:08:06,100 [upbeat music] 221 00:08:06,096 --> 00:08:10,346 ♪ ♪ 222 00:08:10,354 --> 00:08:12,614 ANNIE: Oh, wow. 223 00:08:12,610 --> 00:08:14,360 Oh, my God. 224 00:08:14,362 --> 00:08:16,032 Calendar Cody's here. 225 00:08:16,033 --> 00:08:20,713 And he's looking damn good in those wild PJ pants. 226 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:21,999 RYAN: He's so cool. 227 00:08:22,003 --> 00:08:23,463 ANNIE: He just winked at me. He winked at me. 228 00:08:23,464 --> 00:08:25,474 ‐ He definitely did. He's so cool. 229 00:08:25,468 --> 00:08:26,968 ‐ [exhales] I know. 230 00:08:26,971 --> 00:08:29,021 ‐ Annie, why do I fucking do this to myself? 231 00:08:29,017 --> 00:08:30,227 ‐ Oh. I don't know. 232 00:08:30,228 --> 00:08:32,438 ‐ I invite all of Portland's biggest snobs 233 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:33,570 and cuntiest critics, 234 00:08:33,568 --> 00:08:35,028 and I just feel like they hate it. 235 00:08:35,029 --> 00:08:36,199 Do they hate it? 236 00:08:36,198 --> 00:08:38,328 ‐ I think‐‐ I think people like it. 237 00:08:38,327 --> 00:08:39,867 ‐ Have you seen Sheila? 238 00:08:39,872 --> 00:08:41,832 Is‐‐is she looking at me right now? 239 00:08:41,834 --> 00:08:43,594 ‐ Oh, I don't know where she is. 240 00:08:43,588 --> 00:08:46,428 I‐‐I would say don't over‐think it. 241 00:08:47,888 --> 00:08:51,018 ‐ Annie, you brought a distro guy as your date? 242 00:08:51,019 --> 00:08:52,109 ‐ Oh, yeah. 243 00:08:52,105 --> 00:08:53,975 Well, he's, um... 244 00:08:53,984 --> 00:08:56,074 ‐ I mean, I'm her boyfriend, actually. 245 00:08:56,071 --> 00:08:58,121 ‐ Oh, I get this. I get this. 246 00:08:58,117 --> 00:08:59,827 Sheila will think I'm not a fucking snob 247 00:08:59,829 --> 00:09:01,459 in my ivory tower. 248 00:09:01,456 --> 00:09:02,586 I know all my employees. 249 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:03,795 I'm a man of the people. 250 00:09:03,795 --> 00:09:06,335 I‐‐I'm Mother Teresa, but less of a bitch. 251 00:09:06,341 --> 00:09:07,971 ‐ Yes. ‐ This is a nice move, Annie. 252 00:09:07,970 --> 00:09:09,930 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Okay, you guys get out there 253 00:09:09,932 --> 00:09:11,892 and just dazzle these motherfuckers, okay? 254 00:09:11,894 --> 00:09:13,904 And stay ordinary. 255 00:09:15,819 --> 00:09:19,119 ‐ Okay, I'm gonna go to the bar and get us a drink, 256 00:09:19,117 --> 00:09:21,327 and then we're gonna go to Burger League, right? 257 00:09:21,330 --> 00:09:24,880 ‐ Well, maybe not that quick, but yes. 258 00:09:24,879 --> 00:09:26,419 ‐ Okay, I'm gonna get you that pink wine. 259 00:09:26,423 --> 00:09:28,763 ‐ Okay, rosé, but yep. 260 00:09:31,224 --> 00:09:32,564 Oh. 261 00:09:32,561 --> 00:09:34,191 AMADI: Hey. ANNIE: Gabe is going insane. 262 00:09:34,189 --> 00:09:35,979 You're exactly right. He's freaking out. 263 00:09:35,984 --> 00:09:38,874 Sorry. ‐ Oh, hey, Annie, this is Nick. 264 00:09:38,865 --> 00:09:40,365 Nick's probably the best illustrator 265 00:09:40,368 --> 00:09:42,158 who's ever lived in Portland. ANNIE: Oh. 266 00:09:42,163 --> 00:09:45,043 ‐ Oh, he did that summer cover that you like, on your cubicle. 267 00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:46,424 ‐ Wow, wait, that was you? 268 00:09:46,421 --> 00:09:48,011 The dog in the bikini? 269 00:09:48,008 --> 00:09:50,848 That's, like, my favorite cover we had all year. 270 00:09:50,847 --> 00:09:52,427 ‐ That's my dog. ANNIE: What? 271 00:09:52,433 --> 00:09:53,903 ‐ Yeah, Popcorn. ‐ Wow. 272 00:09:53,895 --> 00:09:55,565 ‐ She was the model for that one, so... 273 00:09:55,565 --> 00:09:57,985 ‐ So you live with Popcorn the model? 274 00:09:57,986 --> 00:09:59,106 Sounds kind of intimidating. 275 00:09:59,114 --> 00:10:00,624 ‐ I mean, it's quite a life, you know? 276 00:10:00,617 --> 00:10:02,747 16‐pound model running around your apartment. 277 00:10:02,746 --> 00:10:04,996 ‐ Ooh, yeah. ‐ Recently ate a dead bird. 278 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,420 ‐ Well, that's my kind of girl. 279 00:10:06,420 --> 00:10:08,010 ‐ I'll hook you guys up. ‐ Cool. 280 00:10:08,006 --> 00:10:09,586 NICK: Yeah. 281 00:10:11,973 --> 00:10:12,983 MAUREEN: Maureen. 282 00:10:12,975 --> 00:10:15,265 TONY: Maureen, oh, my God. 283 00:10:15,271 --> 00:10:17,531 When I said subtle aromatic au jus, 284 00:10:17,526 --> 00:10:19,026 was I just jerking myself off? 285 00:10:19,028 --> 00:10:20,568 'Cause this smells like piss. 286 00:10:20,574 --> 00:10:23,754 ‐ Sir, on my honor as a part‐time catering worker, 287 00:10:23,747 --> 00:10:26,587 I can assure you that there is no urine in that food. 288 00:10:26,586 --> 00:10:27,546 TONY: Just... 289 00:10:27,546 --> 00:10:30,506 Oh, hi! 290 00:10:30,510 --> 00:10:32,260 ‐ I'm, like, settled in for the night. 291 00:10:32,263 --> 00:10:36,563 I wake up mid‐flight fully hallucinating. 292 00:10:36,564 --> 00:10:38,114 The hit's, like, fully taken hold. 293 00:10:38,108 --> 00:10:40,108 I'm, like...I don't know what's going on. 294 00:10:40,112 --> 00:10:41,362 I think the flight attendants are, like, 295 00:10:41,364 --> 00:10:42,794 skeletons coming for me. ‐ No! 296 00:10:42,785 --> 00:10:44,865 ‐ I'm ready to, like, jump out of my seat. 297 00:10:44,872 --> 00:10:46,122 Yeah. ‐ That's my nightmare. 298 00:10:46,124 --> 00:10:48,464 ‐ It was horrifying. Horrifying. 299 00:10:48,462 --> 00:10:50,972 ‐ God. ‐ Whoa. 300 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:53,387 ‐ Hey, Nick, this is Ryan. Ryan, Nick. 301 00:10:53,388 --> 00:10:55,308 ‐ Sorry, what's your name? NICK: Hm? 302 00:10:55,309 --> 00:10:56,809 ‐ What's your name? NICK: Nick. 303 00:10:56,813 --> 00:11:00,243 ‐ Hey, Nick. Ryan. 304 00:11:00,236 --> 00:11:03,446 ‐ Yeah, you know, um, Gabe told me to, like, mingle, 305 00:11:03,450 --> 00:11:04,540 and I do want to, 306 00:11:04,537 --> 00:11:06,037 so I really want to meet Sheila. 307 00:11:06,039 --> 00:11:07,379 That's... 308 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,585 that's Sheila, right? 309 00:11:08,586 --> 00:11:10,126 NICK: Yeah, that's her right over there. 310 00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:12,180 I can introduce you, if you want. 311 00:11:12,176 --> 00:11:13,176 Kind of makes it easier. 312 00:11:13,178 --> 00:11:14,258 ‐ Really? 313 00:11:14,264 --> 00:11:15,774 Yeah. I mean, I would love that. 314 00:11:15,767 --> 00:11:18,567 I don't know if I've had enough wine at this point, but... 315 00:11:18,565 --> 00:11:20,525 ‐ No, she's totally not scary. 316 00:11:20,527 --> 00:11:22,607 I've been working for her for, like, ten years. 317 00:11:22,614 --> 00:11:24,994 ‐ Yeah, I'm very star‐struck by her. 318 00:11:24,994 --> 00:11:26,294 Would you mind, Amadi, 319 00:11:26,288 --> 00:11:27,958 if I left Ryan with you for just a minute? 320 00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:29,038 ‐ Yeah, that's cool. 321 00:11:29,043 --> 00:11:30,463 ANNIE: You're good, right, Ryan? 322 00:11:30,462 --> 00:11:32,762 ‐ Yeah, sure. Okay. 323 00:11:35,557 --> 00:11:37,137 You know about Alcatraz? 324 00:11:37,143 --> 00:11:38,483 ‐ The prison? 325 00:11:38,478 --> 00:11:40,608 ‐ Yeah, but originally, it was a military base. 326 00:11:40,609 --> 00:11:41,859 Did you know that? 327 00:11:41,861 --> 00:11:43,361 ‐ I didn't know that. ‐ Yeah, well, it's true. 328 00:11:43,363 --> 00:11:46,293 ‐ I need to show you something. 329 00:11:48,248 --> 00:11:50,038 You should stay down here and die. 330 00:11:55,429 --> 00:11:57,679 CHRIS: Sheila! ‐ Hi, Chris! 331 00:12:02,109 --> 00:12:03,109 NICK: Wait right here. 332 00:12:03,111 --> 00:12:04,281 Perfect. ‐ Mm‐hmm. 333 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,080 ‐ Now we're just gonna have a conversation. 334 00:12:06,076 --> 00:12:07,196 Okay, you're gonna pretend to talk to me. 335 00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:08,793 ANNIE: Yeah. ‐ Don't look back at her. 336 00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:10,040 ‐ Okay. ‐ Stay right here with me. 337 00:12:10,042 --> 00:12:11,382 ‐ Okay. NICK: And as soon as she's done 338 00:12:11,378 --> 00:12:13,878 talking to this guy, we're gonna make our move. 339 00:12:13,883 --> 00:12:15,263 ANNIE: Okay. ‐ Don't‐‐no, no. 340 00:12:15,260 --> 00:12:16,600 Stay right here. SHEILA: I'd love to. 341 00:12:16,597 --> 00:12:18,057 Let's set it up. ‐ Okay, it's almost time. 342 00:12:18,058 --> 00:12:19,058 CHRIS: Yeah, sure. Congratulations. 343 00:12:19,060 --> 00:12:20,060 NICK: Okay, now laugh. 344 00:12:20,062 --> 00:12:21,062 [both laugh] 345 00:12:21,064 --> 00:12:22,074 Okay, let's go. 346 00:12:24,404 --> 00:12:26,954 ‐ Oh, hey, Nick Powell. I was hoping I'd see you here. 347 00:12:26,951 --> 00:12:28,121 ‐ Sheila, I want to introduce you 348 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,830 to one of your star employees. 349 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,792 SHEILA: All right. ‐ This is Annie Easton. 350 00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:32,964 ANNIE: Hi. 351 00:12:32,963 --> 00:12:34,593 ‐ "Hello, I'm fat." 352 00:12:34,591 --> 00:12:37,221 Oh, my God. That piece blew my mind. 353 00:12:37,221 --> 00:12:40,101 ‐ Oh. Oh, my God. You saw that? 354 00:12:40,102 --> 00:12:44,782 ‐ Yes. In fact, I sent it to my mom, actually. 355 00:12:44,778 --> 00:12:47,738 I mean, that mind prison shit, that is real. 356 00:12:47,743 --> 00:12:50,043 ‐ Yeah, so real. 357 00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:52,169 God, I honestly can't believe you read it. 358 00:12:52,168 --> 00:12:53,548 ‐ I mean, of course I read it. 359 00:12:53,546 --> 00:12:55,586 It shattered our traffic records. 360 00:12:55,592 --> 00:12:59,022 Gabe said you went rogue when you posted it. 361 00:12:59,015 --> 00:13:02,185 ‐ I‐‐I did, yeah. 362 00:13:02,188 --> 00:13:05,188 ‐ You know, as your publisher, I should probably 363 00:13:05,194 --> 00:13:07,164 tell you you should never do that again. 364 00:13:08,283 --> 00:13:09,793 But we're off the clock, so fuck it. 365 00:13:09,787 --> 00:13:11,997 I loved it! ANNIE: Oh, wow. 366 00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:13,459 Ma'am, you have to stop. 367 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,130 Like, this is too much for me to take. 368 00:13:15,130 --> 00:13:16,260 It's so nice. 369 00:13:16,257 --> 00:13:18,507 ‐ She's adorable. Where'd you find her? 370 00:13:18,513 --> 00:13:22,603 ‐ Well, gulp, gulp, gulp. But, you know. 371 00:13:26,862 --> 00:13:28,662 ‐ Ta‐da! 372 00:13:28,658 --> 00:13:30,038 ‐ Holy shit. 373 00:13:30,035 --> 00:13:31,615 What is this? 374 00:13:31,622 --> 00:13:34,552 ‐ It's a gas mask collection. 375 00:13:34,545 --> 00:13:35,545 [laughs] 376 00:13:35,547 --> 00:13:36,837 I just hung it up. 377 00:13:36,841 --> 00:13:37,971 Some of these date all the way back 378 00:13:37,968 --> 00:13:40,638 to World War...eight? 379 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:41,640 Yeah? 380 00:13:41,642 --> 00:13:42,732 Yeah, that sounds right. 381 00:13:42,727 --> 00:13:44,687 ‐ Hey, Ruthie, you live here? 382 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,570 ‐ Yeah, I've lived here for two years. 383 00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:48,319 This is my room. 384 00:13:48,321 --> 00:13:50,081 Do you like how I've arranged them? 385 00:13:50,075 --> 00:13:51,945 The ones that had people die in them most recently 386 00:13:51,954 --> 00:13:53,424 are closest to my bed. 387 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,585 ‐ Yeah, um, that's nice. 388 00:13:55,587 --> 00:13:57,257 It's just, don't you think it's unusual 389 00:13:57,256 --> 00:13:58,926 that you live with Tony and Gabe? 390 00:13:58,926 --> 00:14:01,176 ‐ No. I needed a place to stay, 391 00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:03,440 and they needed a beautiful teen daughter 392 00:14:03,435 --> 00:14:04,515 with huge, rockin' tits. 393 00:14:04,521 --> 00:14:06,941 ‐ Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm just... 394 00:14:06,942 --> 00:14:09,282 I'm, like, thrown by this whole arrangement. 395 00:14:10,992 --> 00:14:12,662 ‐ Well, it's weird you're not thrown 396 00:14:12,662 --> 00:14:14,632 that you have an alcoholic wife that only fucks you 397 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:15,835 when you make money. 398 00:14:15,835 --> 00:14:18,375 ‐ Hey, whoa, wait. Ruthie... 399 00:14:18,381 --> 00:14:20,931 Okay, look, hey, I'm sorry if I offended you. 400 00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:22,929 I wasn't trying to get you upset. 401 00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:24,063 I'm just asking questions. 402 00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:26,310 ‐ Well, you didn't get me upset. 403 00:14:26,314 --> 00:14:28,324 But I'm sure your mom's upset, 404 00:14:28,318 --> 00:14:30,358 screaming in hell because her son fucking sucks 405 00:14:30,364 --> 00:14:32,624 and he's a piece of shit and he's an asshole. 406 00:14:32,619 --> 00:14:34,539 ‐ Ruthie. 407 00:14:34,539 --> 00:14:37,839 ‐ Have you done any freelance stuff outside of Portland? 408 00:14:37,837 --> 00:14:39,007 ‐ Oh, no. 409 00:14:39,006 --> 00:14:40,376 I mean, I would love to, 410 00:14:40,384 --> 00:14:42,434 but I was doing the calendar 411 00:14:42,429 --> 00:14:44,139 up to, like, two months ago, so... 412 00:14:44,141 --> 00:14:45,391 ‐ Oh, well, you should. 413 00:14:45,394 --> 00:14:47,364 I mean, you should get a feel of, you know, 414 00:14:47,356 --> 00:14:49,436 working with a variety of editors. 415 00:14:49,443 --> 00:14:50,953 Let me know if you want to pitch something 416 00:14:50,947 --> 00:14:52,447 to one of my other papers. 417 00:14:52,449 --> 00:14:53,619 ‐ Oh, my God. I would love that. 418 00:14:53,619 --> 00:14:56,629 That would be amazing. 419 00:14:56,625 --> 00:15:00,415 I mean, if Gabe's okay with it, then yeah. 420 00:15:02,136 --> 00:15:03,346 ‐ Hey, Annie, 421 00:15:03,346 --> 00:15:05,886 do you mind if I give you a piece of advice? 422 00:15:05,893 --> 00:15:07,943 ‐ Of course. It would be my honor. 423 00:15:07,939 --> 00:15:10,819 ‐ Gabe is truly the best at what he does. 424 00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:14,040 He's brilliant, but he's a narcissist, 425 00:15:14,035 --> 00:15:16,915 so it may seem like he's helping you, 426 00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:20,005 but at the end of the day, he's looking out for himself. 427 00:15:20,005 --> 00:15:23,255 So you need to look out for yourself too. 428 00:15:24,096 --> 00:15:25,466 ‐ Yeah. 429 00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:30,438 Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. 430 00:15:30,442 --> 00:15:32,032 Totally. 431 00:15:32,029 --> 00:15:34,199 ‐ So, you know, as you develop your voice 432 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,410 as a writer‐‐ ‐ Hello, there. 433 00:15:35,410 --> 00:15:37,000 ANNIE: Hi. ‐ Just checking on my girl. 434 00:15:36,997 --> 00:15:38,667 ANNIE: Hey. RYAN: How we doing on time? 435 00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,797 ‐ Oh, yeah, good. Um... 436 00:15:41,632 --> 00:15:43,762 Yeah, Sheila, this is Ryan. 437 00:15:43,761 --> 00:15:46,271 ‐ Oh, hey. I'm Annie's burger. 438 00:15:46,265 --> 00:15:47,725 I mean, boyfriend. 439 00:15:48,521 --> 00:15:50,361 [gong clangs] 440 00:15:50,357 --> 00:15:53,907 ‐ Ladies and gentlemen, dinner is served. 441 00:15:53,906 --> 00:15:57,366 ‐ [sighs] Well, excuse me. 442 00:15:57,371 --> 00:15:59,081 ANNIE: Yeah. 443 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,763 I‐‐I can't believe you just touched my ass 444 00:16:01,755 --> 00:16:03,335 in front of Sheila. 445 00:16:03,341 --> 00:16:05,051 And also, you interrupted something 446 00:16:05,053 --> 00:16:06,603 that was kind of important. 447 00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:09,978 ‐ Okay, sorry. God. 448 00:16:09,980 --> 00:16:11,400 ANNIE: Okay, I'm sorry. 449 00:16:11,399 --> 00:16:12,899 I'm not trying to make you feel bad. 450 00:16:12,902 --> 00:16:14,662 I just... 451 00:16:14,656 --> 00:16:17,446 you know, this is almost over, and then we can go, right? 452 00:16:17,452 --> 00:16:19,882 And now it's time for dinner. You love dinner. 453 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:20,915 ‐ I do like dinner. 454 00:16:20,918 --> 00:16:22,958 ‐ Yeah, okay. 455 00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:26,641 ‐ Hey, Annie. 456 00:16:26,638 --> 00:16:28,428 I saw you talking to Sheila. 457 00:16:28,433 --> 00:16:31,523 Did she say anything about me? 458 00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:33,193 ‐ Uh, no. Nothing. 459 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,203 ‐ God damn it. 460 00:16:35,197 --> 00:16:38,327 I didn't want to have to, but I'm gonna have to do it. 461 00:16:38,328 --> 00:16:39,408 ‐ Do what? 462 00:16:39,413 --> 00:16:41,003 GABE: Cody. 463 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,090 [whispering] 464 00:16:43,087 --> 00:16:45,087 ‐ Absolutely. 465 00:16:46,595 --> 00:16:50,435 ‐ Hey, Ruthie, can we talk real quick? 466 00:16:50,435 --> 00:16:52,225 ‐ [sighs] You want to hook up, don't you? 467 00:16:52,231 --> 00:16:54,651 Well, you should know I'm married. 468 00:16:58,744 --> 00:17:01,004 ‐ Hey, Ruthie, 469 00:17:00,998 --> 00:17:03,248 I just wanted to apologize 470 00:17:03,253 --> 00:17:05,093 for what I said earlier. 471 00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:07,393 ‐ Okay. 472 00:17:07,386 --> 00:17:09,716 ‐ I should've been more sensitive. 473 00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:13,484 And I know that Tony and Gabe are your chosen family. 474 00:17:13,481 --> 00:17:14,731 I should've realized that, you know, 475 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,074 that things haven't always been easy for you. 476 00:17:16,070 --> 00:17:17,820 ‐ Oh, I‐‐I get it. 477 00:17:17,824 --> 00:17:22,004 You think because I'm trans that my family 478 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,629 probably kicked me out or something. 479 00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:25,547 ‐ Well‐‐well, yeah. 480 00:17:25,548 --> 00:17:29,428 ‐ Um, I live here because Gabe and Tony are super fucking rich 481 00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:31,890 and I don't have to pay rent and they worship me. 482 00:17:31,893 --> 00:17:34,363 ‐ So doesn't have anything to do with the... 483 00:17:34,356 --> 00:17:37,696 ‐ The trauma porn that you think my life is? 484 00:17:37,697 --> 00:17:39,737 No, and I think if it did, 485 00:17:39,743 --> 00:17:42,003 it wouldn't be any of your business. 486 00:17:41,997 --> 00:17:43,787 ‐ Copy. Yeah. 487 00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:44,922 Well, still, I'm sorry. 488 00:17:44,919 --> 00:17:46,169 I shouldn't have assumed anything. 489 00:17:46,172 --> 00:17:47,932 ‐ That's okay. 490 00:17:47,925 --> 00:17:51,385 Thank you for apologizing. 491 00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:58,028 Oh, I missed. Well... 492 00:17:58,029 --> 00:17:59,319 TONY: Attention, attention, everyone! 493 00:17:59,323 --> 00:18:00,793 ‐ Oh, my gosh. It's happening. 494 00:18:00,785 --> 00:18:02,615 Come on, come on. 495 00:18:02,622 --> 00:18:04,252 TONY: Eyes up here. Please, attention. 496 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:07,379 Please, Maureen? Eyes up here. 497 00:18:07,381 --> 00:18:12,061 Ladies, gentlemen, honored guests, 498 00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:16,857 I am so honored to bring you the king of sound, 499 00:18:16,858 --> 00:18:19,028 the lover of my soul... 500 00:18:19,029 --> 00:18:20,659 Gabe! And Cody. 501 00:18:24,206 --> 00:18:29,166 [classic rock music] 502 00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:31,564 ‐ Oh, God. This is gonna be bad. 503 00:18:31,555 --> 00:18:32,675 ‐ It's too late. We're already in it. 504 00:18:32,682 --> 00:18:35,102 Just buckle up. 505 00:18:35,103 --> 00:18:36,573 ANNIE: [exhales] 506 00:18:40,447 --> 00:18:43,577 GABE: ♪ I'm an alligator ♪ 507 00:18:43,579 --> 00:18:47,589 ♪ I'm a mama‐papa coming for you ♪ 508 00:18:47,587 --> 00:18:50,627 ♪ I'm a space invader ♪ 509 00:18:50,634 --> 00:18:54,934 ♪ I'll be a rock and roll bitch for you ♪ 510 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:58,274 ♪ Keep your mouth shut ♪ 511 00:18:58,274 --> 00:19:01,914 ♪ You're squawking like a pink monkey bird ♪ 512 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:06,247 ♪ I'm busting up my brains for the words ♪ 513 00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:11,378 ♪ ♪ 514 00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:15,683 ♪ Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe ♪ 515 00:19:15,684 --> 00:19:18,154 ♪ ♪ 516 00:19:18,147 --> 00:19:22,567 ♪ Put your ray gun to my head ♪ 517 00:19:22,573 --> 00:19:24,793 ♪ ♪ 518 00:19:24,786 --> 00:19:29,166 ♪ Press your space face close to mine, love ♪ 519 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,339 ♪ ♪ 520 00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:36,850 ♪ Freak out in a moonage daydream, oh yeah ♪ 521 00:19:36,852 --> 00:19:39,152 ♪ ♪ 522 00:19:39,147 --> 00:19:42,657 ♪ Don't fake it, baby ♪ 523 00:19:42,655 --> 00:19:45,905 ♪ Lay the real thing on me ♪ 524 00:19:45,911 --> 00:19:49,671 ♪ The church of man, love ♪ 525 00:19:49,669 --> 00:19:53,259 ♪ Is such a holy place to be ♪ 526 00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:56,599 ♪ Make me, baby ♪ 527 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,900 ♪ Make me know you really care ♪ 528 00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:03,948 ♪ Make me jump into the air ♪ 529 00:20:03,947 --> 00:20:08,917 ♪ ♪ 530 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:13,166 ♪ Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe ♪ 531 00:20:13,174 --> 00:20:15,434 ♪ ♪ 532 00:20:15,428 --> 00:20:20,398 ♪ Put your ray gun to my head ♪ 533 00:20:20,396 --> 00:20:22,106 ♪ ♪ 534 00:20:22,108 --> 00:20:26,118 ♪ Press your space face close to mine, love ♪ 535 00:20:26,116 --> 00:20:28,406 ♪ ♪ 536 00:20:28,412 --> 00:20:32,212 ♪ Freak out in a moonage daydream ♪ 537 00:20:32,212 --> 00:20:37,812 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 538 00:20:39,727 --> 00:20:43,737 [cheers and applause] 539 00:20:45,238 --> 00:20:46,448 Cody! 540 00:20:53,505 --> 00:20:55,005 AMADI: My mind is blown. ANNIE: Wow. 541 00:20:55,008 --> 00:20:57,638 AMADI: I can't‐‐did you know that he was gonna do that? 542 00:20:57,638 --> 00:20:59,218 RUTHIE: Yeah, he's been talking about it all week. 543 00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:01,814 ‐ I mean, I was, like, frozen, but then it really was amazing. 544 00:21:01,813 --> 00:21:03,943 ‐ I feel like he's got the pipes and he knows it. 545 00:21:03,942 --> 00:21:06,742 ANNIE: Yes, totally. NICK: Like, he fully knows it. 546 00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:08,660 ‐ Hey, I'm getting a Lyft, 547 00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:10,580 so I've made an executive decision. 548 00:21:10,581 --> 00:21:11,961 It's Burger League time. 549 00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:13,378 ‐ Oh, okay. 550 00:21:13,377 --> 00:21:15,417 ‐ Cool, so I'll see you out there in a few minutes? 551 00:21:15,423 --> 00:21:16,633 ‐ Yeah. 552 00:21:16,634 --> 00:21:19,224 AMADI: Oh, there he is! ANNIE: Oh, wow. 553 00:21:19,222 --> 00:21:21,692 CODY: Been looking for you. ANNIE: Amazing. 554 00:21:21,686 --> 00:21:23,566 Nick, this is Calendar Cody. 555 00:21:23,565 --> 00:21:26,775 He's literally the coolest guy at "The Thorn." 556 00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:27,820 ‐ That is true. 557 00:21:27,823 --> 00:21:28,993 ‐ That's not true. That's not true. 558 00:21:28,992 --> 00:21:30,242 I'm not that cool. 559 00:21:30,244 --> 00:21:31,834 I'm not the one that's having sex in the office. 560 00:21:31,831 --> 00:21:33,001 That's what's tight. 561 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,380 That's what's very cool to me. 562 00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:37,259 Yeah. 563 00:21:38,845 --> 00:21:39,965 ‐ What? 564 00:21:39,972 --> 00:21:42,192 Yeah, Angus said that you and Ryan 565 00:21:42,185 --> 00:21:43,605 got busy in the server room. 566 00:21:43,605 --> 00:21:45,645 They said that the distro guys were talking about it. 567 00:21:48,322 --> 00:21:49,452 ANNIE: Um... 568 00:21:49,449 --> 00:21:53,879 Yeah, I‐‐ I would never, ever do that. 569 00:21:55,169 --> 00:21:58,259 ‐ Yeah, for sure, right? Um... 570 00:21:58,259 --> 00:22:01,849 Angus...you know, I'm sure I misunderstood something. 571 00:22:01,850 --> 00:22:03,650 It's‐‐that's on me. That's on me. 572 00:22:03,645 --> 00:22:05,185 ‐ Um, could you excuse me for one minute? 573 00:22:05,189 --> 00:22:06,189 CODY: I'm sorry. 574 00:22:12,913 --> 00:22:15,883 ‐ Did you tell everyone that we fucked in the office? 575 00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:18,628 ‐ No. Not everyone. 576 00:22:18,633 --> 00:22:20,433 Reggie from distro just guessed it. 577 00:22:20,428 --> 00:22:22,178 He said it looked like I just fucked. 578 00:22:22,182 --> 00:22:23,272 I wasn't gonna lie to him, 579 00:22:23,267 --> 00:22:24,807 but I didn't think he'd tell anyone. 580 00:22:24,812 --> 00:22:27,032 ‐ Why tell anyone anything? 581 00:22:27,025 --> 00:22:28,395 That's private. 582 00:22:28,402 --> 00:22:29,952 That's between us. 583 00:22:30,824 --> 00:22:32,084 ‐ I'm sorry, Annie. 584 00:22:32,076 --> 00:22:33,866 ‐ Now everybody knows, 585 00:22:33,872 --> 00:22:36,342 and if Gabe finds out, I could get fired. 586 00:22:36,335 --> 00:22:39,335 ‐ Fuck Gabe. Who cares about him? 587 00:22:39,341 --> 00:22:42,101 I mean, all those people are just pretentious assholes. 588 00:22:42,096 --> 00:22:43,266 ANNIE: I care. 589 00:22:43,265 --> 00:22:45,225 So you should care too. 590 00:22:45,228 --> 00:22:47,478 I‐‐I want to be one of those people. 591 00:22:50,154 --> 00:22:52,664 ‐ Can we just talk about this in the car, please? 592 00:22:53,410 --> 00:22:55,330 ‐ No. 593 00:22:55,331 --> 00:22:57,591 No, I'm gonna stay. 594 00:22:57,586 --> 00:23:00,296 ‐ Wait, are you serious? 595 00:23:00,299 --> 00:23:03,599 I just spent, like, two hours at this stupid party for you. 596 00:23:04,307 --> 00:23:07,267 ‐ Okay, well... 597 00:23:07,272 --> 00:23:09,692 I don't know what you want me to say. 598 00:23:10,862 --> 00:23:12,452 ‐ I don't know what to say, either. 599 00:23:15,956 --> 00:23:17,496 Sorry. 600 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:19,340 I'm gonna go. 601 00:23:24,598 --> 00:23:27,598 [soft music] 602 00:23:27,604 --> 00:23:34,624 ♪ ♪ 603 00:23:49,523 --> 00:23:51,823 ANNIE: Hey. 604 00:23:51,819 --> 00:23:53,949 NICK: Everything good? ANNIE: Yeah. 605 00:23:53,948 --> 00:23:56,498 I'm good. 606 00:23:56,495 --> 00:24:03,505 ♪ ♪ 43279

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