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[glass shatters]
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Jesus!
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Can't you see I'm working?
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I don't got time for this shit.
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Come on. Get outta here!
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[Faye] Frank!
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I just wanna make sure you're okay.
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Maybe when I get back from Puerto Rico,
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- we can grab a coffee?
- [glass shatters]
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I spend the winters down there.
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[laughs]
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So Debbie and I are fucking.
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You're gay?
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I hate vaginas.
I just wanted to piss you off.
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Rich people are crazy.
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Fuckin' nuts.
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- You wanna fuck?
- Fuck yeah.
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[Kev] This place is for rent.
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We should call the number, check it out.
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Kev Ball's Keg Zone.
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Keg curls.
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I've been to every home
in Glencoe looking for you.
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Does anyone else know I'm here?
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Nobody.
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We're having a wedding wedding?
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Just want you to know, you marry a man,
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I'ma put a fuckin' bullet in your head.
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Don't say I didn't warn you, cocksmoker.
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[Lip] I rented that house.
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My family, this neighborhood
is my support system.
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I would love if you would help me
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make that house a home.
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[rock music]
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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪
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♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ Round up the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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[train rattling loudly]
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[mellow acoustic music]
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♪♪♪
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[grunts softly]
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[exhales heavily]
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♪♪♪
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[door squeaks open]
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Tami.
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[knocking]
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Tami, you up? Coffee's on.
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Tami.
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♪♪♪
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_
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- [Liam] Mickey's the bride?
- [Ian] Nope. Groom.
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- So you're the bride.
- No. Also a groom.
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- Who's wearing the white tux?
- [Ian] Mickey.
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- Take your meds yet?
- [Ian] Yes.
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- [Carl] Gonna be a stressful day.
- Got it.
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You pickin' those up?
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Yeah.
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Frank walking you down the aisle?
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Grooms, remember?
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- [Liam] Is he coming?
- God, I hope not.
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- [Liam] He's in Glencoe.
- Great. I hope he stays there.
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Hey. I gotta go out for a bit.
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You take your meds yet?
It's gonna be a stressful day.
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- Yes. First thing.
- [Lip] All right.
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Hey, we gotta meet at
the Bamboo Lotus at two for photos.
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Okay. Got it.
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Hey, how much did these tuxes cost?
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Um, Mickey rented them
at some fancy place downtown.
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Where's Mickey getting
all the money for this?
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- Savings, he says.
- [scoffs] "Savings"?
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- [door bangs]
- [women scream]
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- [man grunts]
- On the floor, motherfuckers!
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[gun cocking]
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[upbeat rock music]
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I don't really wanna know.
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Father Pete marrying you?
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Father Pete's Catholic.
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- Pope won't let him marry gay people.
- But Father Pete's gay.
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Lives in the rectory with the
organist with the nipple ring.
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Wait. The organist at Saint
Sebastian's got a nipple ring?
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[Ian] Reverend Sally's
doing the ceremony.
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She's Episcopalian.
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They'll marry anybody.
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Yeah, those are nice, right?
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Mm-hmm.
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- [Mickey] Take your meds?
- [Ian] [sighs] Yes.
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- Good.
- [Ian grunts]
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[Carl] Serious?
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The fuck out, shithead.
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[quirky rock music]
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♪♪♪
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You get them anything for the wedding?
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Yeah. Edible boxers.
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Not very imaginative.
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I wanna get them something special,
but no money.
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You can go in on the boxers with me.
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They got a honeymoon car?
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What's a honeymoon car?
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- A car you take to your honeymoon.
- [slurps, spits]
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Eh, they'll probably just stay
at the Love Canal for the night,
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take a bus or something.
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[grunts]
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- Hey, you might wanna...
- Mm-hmm.
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- I'm gonna take a deuce.
- Yep.
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[grunts]
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Dress. Dress. Dress.
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Dress. Dress. Dress. Dress.
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- Dress. Dress. Dress.
- No, sweetie.
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Hey, the wedding isn't
till this afternoon, okay?
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Please, Mommy. Now.
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[Sandy] What is she on about?
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She wants to wear
her flower girl dress again.
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Why the hell not?
She's only gonna wear it once.
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[chuckles] Okay, sweetie.
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- Go on.
- Yay!
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It's hanging on the ironing
board in the kitchen.
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[squeals playfully] Go.
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[Franny babbles softly]
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Uh, so...
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about last night.
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Mm.
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[sirens wailing distantly]
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Yeah.
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[both chuckle]
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Cool.
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So...
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We gotta be at the Bamboo
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at nine for the flower delivery.
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And then the caterers are delivering
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the chairs and shit at ten.
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So...
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You think your uncle's serious
about shooting Mickey?
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Serious as a heart attack.
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But he probably won't do it
at the wedding.
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Too many witnesses.
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- [cell phone dings]
- He'll wait till Mickey's
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alone somewhere or walking to the L
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or...
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Holy sh-shit.
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What?
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It's on fire.
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What's on fire?
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The Bamboo Lotus. It's on fire!
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Dude, it's on fucking fire!
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Fuck is going on?
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Debs.
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[sirens wailing]
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♪♪♪
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Oh...
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fuck.
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♪♪♪
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[Carl] What the hell's going on?
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What is that?
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The Bamboo Lotus.
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What?
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[Carl] The wedding place?
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It's on fire.
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♪♪♪
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[fire roaring firefighters yelling]
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Terry?
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What do you think?
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Motherfucker.
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[Ian] Oh, shit.
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[Sandy] Fuck. Mickey!
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[heavy rock music]
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♪♪♪
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[Ian] Mickey!
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♪♪♪
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Mickey!
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[bellowing] Terry Milkovich!
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- You fuckin' pig fucker!
- [Ian] Mickey.
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- [Sandy] Jesus, Mick!
- I'm coming for you,
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you son of a bitch!
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[Mickey] What the fuck, Sandy?
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[Sandy] Give me the fucking gun, Mick.
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- [gunshot]
- [Ian] Oh, shit.
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Ow!
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- Shit!
- [Mickey shouts]
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- [Mickey] Fuckin'...
- [Ian] Get the cuffs.
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[Mickey struggling]
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[exhales] You done?
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[panting]
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- [grunts]
- [Ian] No!
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You gonna make me hit you again?
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Fuck you, Gallagher!
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[Ian grunts]
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[Mickey groans]
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[Ian] Now are you done?
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[panting]
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Shit.
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♪ Peeled off all the skin ♪
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♪ Around my fingernails ♪
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Come on, Milo.
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Push that 60.
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There you go.
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Gotta work off that
avocado "kumbacha" smoothie
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or whatever the fuck you drink.
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Jasper, are you kidding me?
Can you go slower?
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Full rotations, man!
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Do you want your name
under Pussy of the Day?
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Is that what you want, Jasper?
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Is it safe if I park my Tesla out front?
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Hell no, it ain't safe, Homer.
This is the ghetto, man.
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Get in here and grab two kegs
and give me 30 curls now.
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- [Arlo] You Kevin?
- [Kev] The fuck do you think?
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- Lorne sent me.
- So?
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[retches]
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Way to go, Oscar. Puke is pride.
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I wanna join.
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Uh, you take Amex?
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"Amex." Cash only!
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$50 per session up front,
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plus another $40 for the T-shirt.
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ATM is right there.
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[rock music playing over speakers]
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You're out of spring water.
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I am?
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All right. Grab a sledge.
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Start working the wall.
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♪♪♪
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Willem!
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Get off the damn phone!
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If I see you on that thing
one more time,
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it's going in the puke barrel.
You hear me, fat boy?
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[grunting]
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Harder, Milo!
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Come on, man. Get it up.
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[hammer thudding, wall rattling]
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What do you have them doing over there?
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Bashin' a hole in the wall to
connect the gym to The Alibi.
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[Veronica] How long's that gonna take?
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Ah, with my pasty propeller-heads
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swinging the hammers,
twins'll be grandparents first,
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but I'm gonna finish
the rest myself later.
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[grunts softly]
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What the hell are you doing?
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[Kev] Making natural spring water.
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My Keggers love to hydrate.
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You don't sterilize the bottles
first or anything?
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No. Fuck those Facebook assholes.
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They need the germs, strengthen their
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oat milk-drinking immune systems.
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What is oat milk?
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The extra watery shit that sits on top
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when you make oatmeal.
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[Kev] Hey, V, can you get me some more
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of those $2 black T-shirts from Walmart
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and cut the sleeves off?
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Sure.
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So this Keg Zone stuff
is actually working?
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I got 20 fully paid Keggers already.
267
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:17,694
Plus, I'm starting an online thing
268
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:18,915
where you can do it at home.
269
00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:20,322
I mean, who doesn't have an empty keg
270
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,449
laying around the house, right?
271
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,353
- Oh, yeah. Totally.
- Sure.
272
00:12:23,354 --> 00:12:24,701
All right, we need to leave soon, babe,
273
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:27,339
pick up a couple of cases
of champagne for Ian's wedding.
274
00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:29,706
Those two are really going
through with getting married?
275
00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:31,124
Yes.
276
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,365
Why'd you say it like that?
277
00:12:33,263 --> 00:12:35,692
- [Tommy] I don't know.
- [Veronica] Don't know what?
278
00:12:35,693 --> 00:12:37,473
Uh, I mean, it just doesn't seem right.
279
00:12:37,474 --> 00:12:38,859
I don't care who sticks what in what,
280
00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:40,226
but now they gotta get married too?
281
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:41,729
Who's "they"?
282
00:12:42,890 --> 00:12:44,721
Hey, I got no problem with the gays.
283
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,098
I'm just saying that some things
284
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,491
are natural man-woman things.
285
00:12:47,492 --> 00:12:49,101
I don't wanna walk into the men's room
286
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,207
and see a chick in heels
287
00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:51,776
pulling out her penis at the urinal.
288
00:12:51,777 --> 00:12:52,896
She wouldn't be
in the men's room, Tommy.
289
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,181
She's a woman.
290
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,402
You look at other men's penises
when you're at the urinal?
291
00:12:57,403 --> 00:13:00,070
- That's pretty gay, Tommy.
- [Tommy] No! Jesus.
292
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,738
You collect more Keg cash today
293
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,239
we can use to buy the champagne?
294
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,867
Uh, no. Nothing this morning.
295
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,718
All those waters?
296
00:13:07,719 --> 00:13:09,872
I forgot to refill 'em last night.
297
00:13:12,516 --> 00:13:14,664
[Tommy] Jesus, when did
the PC police show up in here?
298
00:13:14,665 --> 00:13:17,403
So a chick in heels peed next to you?
299
00:13:17,404 --> 00:13:20,600
No. It is a hypothetical
kind of discussion thing.
300
00:13:25,295 --> 00:13:27,131
I thought you didn't make
any money this morning.
301
00:13:27,132 --> 00:13:29,578
Hey, mind your own business, homo hater.
302
00:13:29,579 --> 00:13:31,310
Keeping a little "me" money
on the side there, Kev?
303
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,145
Shh!
304
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,483
- [Kermit clears throat]
- [Veronica] Oh, thank God
305
00:13:34,484 --> 00:13:36,356
that banging stopped.
306
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,506
Yeah, Homer's arms must've given out.
307
00:13:38,507 --> 00:13:39,821
All right, I gotta get back
308
00:13:39,822 --> 00:13:42,406
and start whuppin'
Depeche Mode-loving Gen X butt.
309
00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,797
[melancholy acoustic music]
310
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:05,762
♪♪♪
311
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,892
Hey. Tami and Fred here?
312
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,424
- [Cami] That Lip?
- Yeah.
313
00:14:13,425 --> 00:14:14,853
[Cami] You fire him yet?
314
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,326
- What?
- [Brad] Not yet.
315
00:14:16,327 --> 00:14:17,898
[Cami] I'm serious, Brad.
316
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,150
Fire the prick.
317
00:14:20,457 --> 00:14:21,709
- Come on, Cami.
- Cami.
318
00:14:21,710 --> 00:14:23,071
You're fired, Lip.
319
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,167
She just went out the back.
320
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,493
Thank you.
321
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,494
[door clicks shut]
322
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:31,740
Hey!
323
00:14:31,741 --> 00:14:33,747
Hey. Hey.
324
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:36,249
How's Fred? He sleep all right?
325
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,002
Hey.
326
00:14:39,608 --> 00:14:41,361
Tami, are we gonna talk about this?
327
00:14:41,362 --> 00:14:42,529
Sure. Yeah.
328
00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:44,674
Communication is important
in a relationship.
329
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,176
Let's talk about this.
330
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,850
The same way we talked about that house
331
00:14:47,851 --> 00:14:49,513
before you went and bought it
without even asking me.
332
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,669
No, no, I didn't buy it, though.
I'm renting it, right?
333
00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:53,821
And we-we did. I mean, I asked.
334
00:14:53,822 --> 00:14:55,426
And I said no.
335
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,647
Tami.
336
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,983
[engine rumbling]
337
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,620
♪♪♪
338
00:15:04,621 --> 00:15:06,363
Terry burned down the Bamboo?
339
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,531
Jesus.
340
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:08,532
There's homophobic,
341
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,535
and then there's
Vladimir Putin homophobic.
342
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,559
We'll just call everybody,
343
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,146
tell them the wedding is postponed.
344
00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:16,623
What? No!
345
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,542
We can figure this out.
346
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:19,877
[Ian] We should just elope,
347
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,378
go to the courthouse.
348
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,712
It's what we should've done
in the first place.
349
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:23,802
Hell no!
350
00:15:23,803 --> 00:15:25,287
You can't let hate win.
351
00:15:25,288 --> 00:15:26,591
[Mickey] Wake up, Little Mary Sunshine.
352
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,801
Hate always wins.
353
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,719
Jesus, Gandhi,
354
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,891
Martin Luther King.
355
00:15:30,892 --> 00:15:32,305
[Carl] Pretty sure one was crucified
356
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,640
and the other two were shot.
357
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:36,309
Yeah, Hitler, Freddy Krueger,
Darth Vader.
358
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,515
[Debbie] We still got
the flowers, the booze, the DJ,
359
00:15:38,516 --> 00:15:40,105
and all that other shit, right?
360
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,782
Uh, yeah, but no place
to hold the wedding.
361
00:15:42,783 --> 00:15:44,048
What about here?
362
00:15:44,049 --> 00:15:45,288
What, in the house?
363
00:15:45,289 --> 00:15:46,707
Fuck that.
How many people we got coming?
364
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,115
A hundred and twenty,
365
00:15:48,116 --> 00:15:50,295
not counting the local lowlifes
who'll show up uninvited
366
00:15:50,296 --> 00:15:51,640
to get hammered.
367
00:15:51,641 --> 00:15:53,634
- The Alibi?
- It's a shithole.
368
00:15:53,635 --> 00:15:55,744
I don't wanna get married where
my shoes stick to the floor.
369
00:15:55,745 --> 00:15:57,414
Patsy's?
370
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:58,948
Jesus, this is getting
sadder and sadder.
371
00:15:58,949 --> 00:16:00,863
Why don't we just do it
in the parking lot across the street
372
00:16:00,864 --> 00:16:02,586
from the poultry processing plant?
373
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,087
How about the park? Hmm?
374
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,726
It's 40 degrees and supposed to snow.
375
00:16:05,727 --> 00:16:07,632
Jesus! You two wanna help, maybe?
376
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,842
Yes, I wanna help.
377
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,218
I wanna help by shoving the shotgun
378
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,246
down my dad's throat
379
00:16:11,247 --> 00:16:13,096
and watching his spinal cord
burst out his fuckin' back
380
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,556
all over his kitchen wall!
381
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,266
Everyone start calling around
and find someplace
382
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,795
that's big enough
and can take us in a hurry.
383
00:16:17,796 --> 00:16:19,269
With what money?
384
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:22,081
We spent it all on the Bamboo
and flowers and shit.
385
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,269
So, what,
386
00:16:23,270 --> 00:16:25,686
you're just gonna let Terry
and his Nazis win?
387
00:16:25,687 --> 00:16:27,063
Watch Paris burn?
388
00:16:27,064 --> 00:16:28,933
Let the Berlin Wall stand?
389
00:16:28,934 --> 00:16:31,299
Saigon fall? Huh?
390
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:32,598
Is that who we are?
391
00:16:32,599 --> 00:16:34,034
- Yes!
- [Debbie] No!
392
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,993
We're Gallaghers!
393
00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:38,561
If you're gonna be a part of
this family, you better nut up.
394
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:40,524
We're gonna white-trash this shit.
395
00:16:40,525 --> 00:16:43,668
[sauntering rock music]
396
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:48,716
♪♪♪
397
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,713
Hello, Father.
398
00:17:11,714 --> 00:17:13,420
What do you want?
399
00:17:13,421 --> 00:17:15,019
Are you coming to the wedding?
400
00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:16,205
You're getting married?
401
00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:18,078
I'm ten.
402
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,559
Ian. This afternoon.
403
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,331
Oh, yeah? Good for him.
404
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,128
Who's the lucky lady-man?
405
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,174
- Mickey Milkovich.
- [scoffs]
406
00:17:25,175 --> 00:17:27,087
As if your brother's gene pool
407
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,926
wasn't challenged enough already.
408
00:17:28,927 --> 00:17:31,174
I don't think their genes
could ever get mixed together,
409
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,051
biologically speaking.
410
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,208
- Are you coming or not?
- [Frank] Not.
411
00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:39,463
Throw some rice at the happy
same-gendered couple for me, will ya?
412
00:17:39,464 --> 00:17:40,891
[Liam] He's selling the house.
413
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,556
Wh-who's selling what house?
414
00:17:45,557 --> 00:17:47,107
Our house. Lip.
415
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,858
To a couple of yuppie lawyers.
416
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,653
They're bringing the money today.
417
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:53,061
Two hundred thousand bucks in cash.
418
00:17:53,062 --> 00:17:54,447
Cash?
419
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,004
Lip is taking his share of the money
420
00:17:56,005 --> 00:17:57,263
and moving to Milwaukee.
421
00:17:57,264 --> 00:17:59,263
What about my share?
422
00:17:59,264 --> 00:18:01,705
Don't think they're planning
on cutting you in.
423
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,883
It's my house, not theirs.
424
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,626
Please! I don't wanna move.
425
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,600
It's the only home I've ever known.
426
00:18:09,513 --> 00:18:10,880
Of course it is, son.
427
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,522
Let me get dressed.
428
00:18:12,523 --> 00:18:13,759
And the keys.
429
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,265
- Keys?
- To the Rolls or the Mercedes.
430
00:18:17,266 --> 00:18:18,939
The L could take hours.
431
00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:21,085
The house could be sold
before we even get there.
432
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,555
Why the hell not?
433
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,397
[funky music]
434
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:31,319
♪♪♪
435
00:18:42,819 --> 00:18:44,164
[Debbie] The Gala's all booked up.
436
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,705
[Ian] Same with the Dynasty.
437
00:18:45,706 --> 00:18:47,511
[Carl] Castle was closed
by the health department.
438
00:18:47,512 --> 00:18:49,085
Rodent infestation.
439
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,777
[Sandy] Korean Baptists
have a bat mitzvah
440
00:18:50,778 --> 00:18:52,213
in their parish hall,
441
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,953
whatever the fuck that is.
442
00:18:53,954 --> 00:18:55,120
What's going on?
443
00:18:55,121 --> 00:18:57,302
Terry Milkovich burned down
the Bamboo Lotus.
444
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,712
- He what?
- [Ian] To the ground.
445
00:18:58,713 --> 00:19:00,513
So now everything's getting
delivered here.
446
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,931
- [cell phone dings]
- [Lip] Holy shit.
447
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,350
Hey, Navy Pier's got a party boat.
448
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,893
It's, like, 20 grand, though.
449
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,227
Oh, so I kite them a check.
450
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,348
Let the bastards come after me.
451
00:19:07,349 --> 00:19:09,375
What are they gonna give me, 18 months?
452
00:19:09,376 --> 00:19:11,000
- [cell phone dings]
- I can do that in my sleep.
453
00:19:11,001 --> 00:19:12,651
Yeah, it's cash or credit
in advance, though.
454
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,564
Wh-wh... so you guys wanna
try to find someplace else
455
00:19:14,565 --> 00:19:15,923
to have the wedding today?
456
00:19:15,924 --> 00:19:18,395
They do, I'm just getting
shit-faced drunk.
457
00:19:18,396 --> 00:19:19,842
Why is Mickey handcuffed?
458
00:19:19,843 --> 00:19:22,475
- He wants to kill his dad.
- Will kill his dad.
459
00:19:22,476 --> 00:19:24,183
Hey, what about that boarded-up
Ukrainian church
460
00:19:24,184 --> 00:19:25,464
over on Cermak?
461
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,753
We could break in, take it over.
462
00:19:26,754 --> 00:19:28,417
No. Roof caved in last winter.
463
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:30,741
[Veronica] What happened?
464
00:19:30,742 --> 00:19:32,962
Went by the Bamboo.
It's a smoldering heap.
465
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,464
Yeah. Dad, a fire, and no wedding.
466
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,591
- Gonna shoot him in the face.
- We can do it at The Alibi.
467
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,176
No, no! Look, it is over.
468
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,636
It is over and done.
469
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:43,176
Terry fuckin' wins again,
like he always does.
470
00:19:43,177 --> 00:19:44,756
Jesus Christ.
471
00:19:44,757 --> 00:19:46,226
Do you remember when we were kids?
472
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,690
We'd go trick-or-treating.
473
00:19:47,691 --> 00:19:49,771
As soon as we got home,
who took all the candy?
474
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:50,871
Your dad.
475
00:19:50,872 --> 00:19:52,065
[Mickey] Before my mom ran out,
476
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,822
when she still could buy us
Christmas presents,
477
00:19:53,823 --> 00:19:55,821
who opened everything up,
took what he wanted,
478
00:19:55,822 --> 00:19:57,291
and pawned the rest?
479
00:19:57,292 --> 00:19:58,645
[Sandy] Your dad.
480
00:19:58,646 --> 00:20:00,177
[Mickey] Who-who handed us over
481
00:20:00,178 --> 00:20:02,784
to Family Services for a year
482
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:05,453
so he could run drugs
for the Sinaloa cartel?
483
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,789
Your dad.
484
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,217
Look, I love you.
485
00:20:10,218 --> 00:20:11,426
I love you.
486
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,878
The son of a bitch is never
gonna let me be happy.
487
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,006
He needs to die... today.
488
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,763
What about the Polish Doll?
489
00:20:20,764 --> 00:20:22,303
Ey, asshole, were you not listening?
490
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,763
We're doing a murder thing here.
491
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,306
- It's that polka house, right?
- Yeah.
492
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,641
Old man Wójcik died,
493
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,017
but his wife's running it now, I think.
494
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,894
Is that that 500-year-old bag
495
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,727
that drives around
in that orange convertible?
496
00:20:31,728 --> 00:20:33,523
Yeah, the one with
the short, short skirts
497
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:34,774
and the poufy red hair.
498
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,205
The Polish Doll's never been
known for being gay-friendly.
499
00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:39,362
They keep a Louisville Slugger
behind the bar
500
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,659
called the "Fag Fixer."
501
00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:41,846
All right, so we don't tell them.
502
00:20:41,847 --> 00:20:43,797
You don't think they'll notice?
503
00:20:43,798 --> 00:20:45,577
Not until there's a hundred
drunk wedding guests
504
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,684
jammed into the place.
505
00:20:46,685 --> 00:20:47,996
Then what the fuck
are they gonna do about it?
506
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,372
They're not answering.
507
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:50,755
- [Lip] Debs, you got your car?
- Yeah.
508
00:20:50,756 --> 00:20:52,639
- [Lip] Let's go.
- You guys, keep dialing.
509
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,711
There's gotta be
someplace else we can use.
510
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:59,925
♪♪♪
511
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,051
So we'll say that you're the bride.
512
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,344
Can you, uh, cry
513
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,345
and make it look like
you wanna kill yourself?
514
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,498
- Totally.
- Okay.
515
00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:06,651
Debbie?
516
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,225
[Debbie] What the hell do you want?
517
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,060
Uh, my mom kicked me out of the house,
518
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,271
which is your fault, so here I am.
519
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,731
[Sandy] So the Polish Doll
finally picked up.
520
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,066
They're there right now.
521
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,275
Who the fuck is this?
522
00:21:19,276 --> 00:21:20,714
Julia.
523
00:21:20,715 --> 00:21:22,224
[Sandy chuckles]
524
00:21:22,225 --> 00:21:24,006
This is Julia?
525
00:21:24,007 --> 00:21:25,717
You said she was young, but...
526
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,327
Debs, we gotta go!
527
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,953
Look, you can't stay here.
528
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,654
Too bad. I am.
529
00:21:30,655 --> 00:21:33,208
- [Lip] Debbie!
- Go home, Julia!
530
00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:36,462
[chuckles softly] Who are you?
531
00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:39,553
I'm Sandy...
532
00:21:40,193 --> 00:21:41,711
her girlfriend.
533
00:21:43,855 --> 00:21:45,721
She's been sleeping with you too?
534
00:21:46,342 --> 00:21:48,431
Shit, I gotta find a clinic,
535
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,992
get swabbed for gonorrhea.
536
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,687
[car horn honks distantly]
537
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,439
[grunting]
538
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,614
[yelps]
539
00:21:57,615 --> 00:21:59,692
[whimpering]
540
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,736
[panting]
541
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,680
Welcome to the South Side...
542
00:22:03,681 --> 00:22:05,573
[overpronouncing] ...Julia.
543
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,561
[quirky rock music]
544
00:22:07,562 --> 00:22:08,952
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
545
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:10,790
♪ You want it, you got it ♪
546
00:22:10,791 --> 00:22:12,527
♪ Do what you do ♪
547
00:22:12,528 --> 00:22:14,771
♪ You want it, you got it ♪
548
00:22:14,772 --> 00:22:16,626
♪ Do what you do ♪
549
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:18,419
♪ You unbelievable ♪
550
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,685
♪ It's undeniable ♪
551
00:22:20,686 --> 00:22:22,215
They find someplace we can use yet?
552
00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:24,133
No. I'm texting Tami again.
553
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,511
She's leaving me unread.
554
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:29,389
[exhales] Hey, you, uh-you
need me to do something,
555
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:31,140
you know, to help you cry?
556
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,308
- Like what?
- I don't know.
557
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:33,889
Pinch you or slap you or something.
558
00:22:33,890 --> 00:22:35,478
Frank and Monica were my parents.
559
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,647
I can remember anything
from my childhood,
560
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:39,473
and... I can cry.
561
00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:48,364
[sniffling]
562
00:22:48,365 --> 00:22:50,076
Right. Yeah, no. Okay.
563
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:51,370
That's good. Come on.
564
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:56,332
[jaunty polka playing on accordion]
565
00:22:56,333 --> 00:23:01,380
♪♪♪
566
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,799
[emphatically] Jesus.
567
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,718
♪♪♪
568
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,469
[bartender] You lost?
569
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,096
Hi. No.
570
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,765
Um, my sister was supposed
to get married this afternoon,
571
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,068
but the hall burned down.
572
00:23:14,069 --> 00:23:15,810
So we are desperate to find someplace
573
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,312
to hold the ceremony.
574
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:19,357
Gotta talk to the boss.
575
00:23:19,358 --> 00:23:21,238
Over here? Okay.
576
00:23:24,630 --> 00:23:25,945
Mrs. Wójcik?
577
00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:29,198
- That's me, honey.
- Hi.
578
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:30,887
Yeah, we have an emergency situation,
579
00:23:30,888 --> 00:23:32,973
and you may be
the only person in Chicago
580
00:23:32,974 --> 00:23:34,163
who can make it right.
581
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:39,083
[sobbing]
582
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,710
[mouths word]
583
00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:43,758
♪♪♪
584
00:23:43,759 --> 00:23:45,340
Yo! We got it!
585
00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:46,633
- [Ian] What?
- [Sandy] No.
586
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,593
- [Carl] That Polish place?
- [Lip] Yep!
587
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,637
There is a seniors' happy hour at 4:30.
588
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,096
So the DJ's gotta play some polka,
589
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,598
and I had to guarantee
590
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,579
we'd spend at least
300 bucks at the bar.
591
00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:57,924
Oh, and, uh,
592
00:23:57,925 --> 00:23:59,812
Mickey might have to marry
Debbie instead of Ian.
593
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:01,193
- [Veronica] What?
- [Ian] What?
594
00:24:01,194 --> 00:24:03,232
Yeah, it's definitely not
Gay Pride Day over there.
595
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:05,610
So we told Wójcik
that Debbie was the bride
596
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,784
and she was gonna marry a nice
Polish boy named Michael.
597
00:24:07,785 --> 00:24:08,863
- [Veronica laughs]
- Yeah.
598
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,418
V, I need a wedding dress in a hurry.
599
00:24:10,419 --> 00:24:12,298
Do you know anyone
who's got one laying around?
600
00:24:12,299 --> 00:24:14,243
Closet Diva rents wedding dresses.
601
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,620
- Cool.
- Kev, come on, man.
602
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:16,788
We gotta get these flowers, chairs,
603
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:17,997
all this shit over to the Polish Doll.
604
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:18,915
- Can we use your truck?
- Yeah, no problem.
605
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:20,792
- [Lip] Thanks.
- Carl! Lend a hand.
606
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,967
- Hell yeah.
- [Lip] Thanks, bud.
607
00:24:22,968 --> 00:24:24,837
- Wait. Wait.
- [Lip] What?
608
00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:26,510
- Mickey's marrying Debbie?
- Yeah. Don't worry.
609
00:24:26,511 --> 00:24:28,216
I'll figure out something
to do with the old bat
610
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:29,884
when we get over there,
and, uh, you know,
611
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,984
shit goes sideways,
Mickey marries Debbie;
612
00:24:31,985 --> 00:24:33,725
we have a big fuckin' party anyway.
613
00:24:34,922 --> 00:24:36,641
Good. Okay. So uncuff Mickey.
614
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:37,834
Get your clothes.
We only got a couple hours.
615
00:24:37,835 --> 00:24:39,435
Let's fuckin' go!
616
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:42,277
Your teen stalker's up
in your room, cradle robber.
617
00:24:42,278 --> 00:24:44,494
- Julia's still here?
- Uh-huh.
618
00:24:44,495 --> 00:24:47,318
Asked how many days
a week the maid comes.
619
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,195
[scoffs]
620
00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:51,155
[percussive rock music]
621
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:56,119
♪♪♪
622
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,413
[Frank] They're moving already?
623
00:24:58,414 --> 00:25:02,792
♪♪♪
624
00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:05,978
You bastards cannot sell this house!
625
00:25:05,979 --> 00:25:07,088
It's mine!
626
00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:13,483
- Lip!
- [Lip] Hey, Frank.
627
00:25:13,484 --> 00:25:14,971
Lip, you cannot sell this house
628
00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,382
without giving me my share.
629
00:25:16,383 --> 00:25:18,511
- [Lip] What the fuck?
- This is my house, not yours.
630
00:25:18,512 --> 00:25:20,437
I want half! Uh, I want more than half!
631
00:25:20,438 --> 00:25:21,910
Nobody's selling the house, Frank!
632
00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:23,430
Jesus.
633
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:25,148
You're not?
634
00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:27,984
No.
635
00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:28,985
Fuck.
636
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:31,337
You lied?
637
00:25:31,338 --> 00:25:33,573
Learned at the foot of the master.
638
00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:35,410
Looks like you might've
gotten punked, punk.
639
00:25:35,411 --> 00:25:36,702
- Lip.
- Yeah?
640
00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:38,614
I got the perfect car
for Ian and Mickey.
641
00:25:38,615 --> 00:25:40,086
Just need shaving cream,
642
00:25:40,087 --> 00:25:41,957
string, and a couple of old cans.
643
00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,376
Is that a Mercedes?
644
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,454
Mm-hmm.
645
00:25:46,455 --> 00:25:48,130
Outstanding.
646
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:53,635
You got game, son.
647
00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:56,882
See ya.
648
00:25:56,883 --> 00:25:59,036
Children want their parents
at their weddings.
649
00:25:59,037 --> 00:26:01,342
You'll probably not be alive for mine.
650
00:26:01,343 --> 00:26:02,793
We don't ask much of you.
651
00:26:02,794 --> 00:26:05,939
Least you can do is bother
to show up when we get married.
652
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:08,191
[inhales]
653
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,810
Nice try, kid.
654
00:26:15,032 --> 00:26:16,449
[footsteps receding]
655
00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:18,744
[footsteps approaching]
656
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,249
[sighs]
657
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,252
Took the keys
to the Mercedes, didn't you?
658
00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:30,421
You gonna give 'em back to me?
659
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,325
Not until after the wedding.
660
00:26:33,873 --> 00:26:35,834
You can't stay here, Julia!
661
00:26:35,835 --> 00:26:38,707
I'm taking half the drawers.
I put your crap over there.
662
00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:40,154
We need to go buy a bunch of shit
663
00:26:40,155 --> 00:26:42,431
before my mom cancels my Amex.
664
00:26:42,432 --> 00:26:44,084
What happened to your face?
665
00:26:44,085 --> 00:26:45,958
Your skanky side piece coldcocked me.
666
00:26:45,959 --> 00:26:47,338
Really?
667
00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:49,018
Yes.
668
00:26:49,019 --> 00:26:50,733
She in on it too?
669
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:52,944
- In on what?
- Your hustle.
670
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:55,041
Now, how much were you able
to milk my mom for?
671
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:58,139
Ten grand? Twenty?
672
00:26:58,140 --> 00:26:59,867
I didn't hustle your mom.
673
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,816
I liked her. She was good to me.
674
00:27:01,817 --> 00:27:03,815
I'm glad she was good to somebody.
675
00:27:03,816 --> 00:27:05,248
Oh.
676
00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:07,208
What do you think?
677
00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:08,835
For what?
678
00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:10,563
The wedding. I'm coming.
679
00:27:10,564 --> 00:27:12,255
No, you're not, Julia!
680
00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:14,590
Ghetto wedding? Wouldn't miss it.
681
00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:16,384
Gonna light up my Instagram likes.
682
00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:17,928
- [cell phone ringing]
- Oh, look.
683
00:27:17,929 --> 00:27:19,941
There's Mommy Dearest now.
684
00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:22,557
All is forgiven, I bet.
685
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:24,017
[sighs] Hi, Mom.
686
00:27:25,622 --> 00:27:26,957
Yup.
687
00:27:26,958 --> 00:27:28,459
No.
688
00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:30,889
No, I'm not coming home.
689
00:27:30,890 --> 00:27:32,025
Ever.
690
00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:34,636
No. Apology not accepted.
691
00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,446
Yes, I'm serious.
692
00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:38,854
I'm at Debbie's.
693
00:27:38,855 --> 00:27:40,487
[Claudia yelling indistinctly]
694
00:27:40,488 --> 00:27:42,034
Yeah.
695
00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:45,705
Her tongue is two inches deep
into my vagina right now...
696
00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:46,914
No, no! No, it isn't, Claudia.
697
00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:48,040
[moaning]
698
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,417
- Oh, that feels so good!
- God damn it.
699
00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:50,816
- Give me the phone, Julia!
- [Julia laughing]
700
00:27:50,817 --> 00:27:52,712
- She's lying!
- Ah, gotta go.
701
00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:54,374
Fuck you, Mom!
702
00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:56,716
[shouting] What the hell
is wrong with you?
703
00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:58,134
Which side of the bed do you want?
704
00:27:58,135 --> 00:27:59,302
I prefer the right.
705
00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:01,263
Closest to the mildewy bathroom.
706
00:28:08,165 --> 00:28:09,645
You want kids?
707
00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:10,980
Hell no.
708
00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:12,076
With your mental problems
709
00:28:12,077 --> 00:28:14,328
and my family's comfort
with committing homicides?
710
00:28:16,045 --> 00:28:18,821
You end up marrying Debbie,
could knock out a couple.
711
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:20,781
We could raise 'em together.
712
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:22,658
You want me banging your little sister?
713
00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,785
Yeah, probably be too weird.
714
00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:26,052
Yeah, you think?
715
00:28:28,685 --> 00:28:30,519
I wouldn't mind a kid or two, though.
716
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,348
Well, there's plenty of strays
wandering around the neighborhood.
717
00:28:35,349 --> 00:28:37,115
I'm sure we can pick one up for cheap.
718
00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:41,684
Wow.
719
00:28:41,685 --> 00:28:43,618
You're an ugly motherfucker.
720
00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:45,681
Yeah, well, at least I don't
have to hide in a coffin
721
00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:46,911
till the sun goes down.
722
00:28:46,912 --> 00:28:48,052
[chuckles]
723
00:28:51,393 --> 00:28:53,066
You ready to do this, Milkovich?
724
00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:55,568
Damn straight, Gallagher.
725
00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:04,742
[dance music playing over speakers]
726
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,035
- [Kev] Phillip!
- [Lip] Hey!
727
00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:07,453
I got a bunch of these candle things.
728
00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:08,371
- Where do you want 'em?
- Uh, yeah.
729
00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:09,956
Put 'em up on the stage and then, uh,
730
00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:11,291
maybe some on the bar too.
731
00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:14,293
- [Veronica] Hey.
- [Lip] Hey.
732
00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:15,723
Got a dress. Where's Debbie?
733
00:29:15,724 --> 00:29:17,380
The bride is in the kitchen.
734
00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:19,178
Babe, clothes.
735
00:29:19,179 --> 00:29:20,591
Where do you want this cake?
736
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,891
Uh, you can put it
on the table right there.
737
00:29:22,892 --> 00:29:24,262
Thank you.
738
00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:29,225
- [Mickey] Jesus.
- Hey.
739
00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:30,935
This place is a shithole.
740
00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:32,144
- And not in a good way
- No, no, no, no.
741
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:34,897
It's gonna look a lot better
when we turn off the overheads
742
00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,370
and light some of the candles, be good.
743
00:29:36,371 --> 00:29:38,276
Yeah, sure, long as
our guests are also blind.
744
00:29:39,987 --> 00:29:41,404
Which one of you is the groom?
745
00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:42,517
Ah, Mrs. Wójcik.
746
00:29:42,518 --> 00:29:44,277
Uh, this is the groom, uh,
747
00:29:44,278 --> 00:29:45,939
Michael Milkovich,
748
00:29:45,940 --> 00:29:48,869
and, uh, his best man, Ian Gallagher.
749
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,996
[speaking Polish]
750
00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:55,710
Uh, it's nice to meet you too.
751
00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:57,336
I don't speak that Polish shit...
752
00:29:57,337 --> 00:30:00,047
Ah, nice to meet you.
It is such a pleasure.
753
00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,257
- We're charmed.
- Hey, hey.
754
00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:02,091
Guests are arriving.
755
00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:03,950
Okay. Pleasure.
756
00:30:03,951 --> 00:30:05,124
Hey, what's up, queens?
757
00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:07,430
You finally gonna tie the knot, or what?
758
00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:08,764
Hey, uh, Mrs. Wójcik,
759
00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,933
can I ask you
to do us a really big favor?
760
00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:12,268
See, my sister, she's freaking out.
761
00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:13,811
I think she's having second thoughts.
762
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,179
- About getting married?
- Yeah.
763
00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:16,522
You know, it's been
a really emotional day,
764
00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:17,690
you know, with the fire, and...
765
00:30:17,691 --> 00:30:19,859
our mother is no longer alive.
766
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,337
Do you think you could talk to her?
767
00:30:21,338 --> 00:30:22,945
You know, I think a-a few words from you
768
00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:24,655
could really make the difference.
769
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:25,740
Where is she?
770
00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:26,990
She's just here, just in the kitchen.
771
00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:28,204
Thank you so much.
772
00:30:28,205 --> 00:30:29,770
[man] Where's the rest of the chairs?
773
00:30:29,771 --> 00:30:31,621
Chiavari chairs look nice.
774
00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:34,529
Yeah.
775
00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:36,418
Like how the gold catches the light.
776
00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:39,962
[gentle acoustic music]
777
00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:44,009
♪♪♪
778
00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:03,289
[Liam] Yeah. Park right here.
779
00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:08,206
[Frank] The wedding's
at the Polish Doll?
780
00:31:08,207 --> 00:31:11,535
Yeah, no, this is not gonna work.
781
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,580
[car door slams]
782
00:31:17,826 --> 00:31:19,190
- You coming?
- Sorry.
783
00:31:19,191 --> 00:31:20,961
No can do, my friend.
784
00:31:21,848 --> 00:31:23,887
The chick that owns this place hates me.
785
00:31:23,888 --> 00:31:26,675
Tried to stab me more than once.
786
00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:28,427
What'd you do to her?
787
00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:31,219
Many, many things. All consensual.
788
00:31:31,220 --> 00:31:34,099
Although we were both often inebriated.
789
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:36,851
It was great fun
until her husband, Rudy,
790
00:31:36,852 --> 00:31:39,452
returned unexpectedly
from his mother's funeral
791
00:31:39,453 --> 00:31:41,023
in the old country, and then...
792
00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:42,817
How long ago was this?
793
00:31:42,818 --> 00:31:45,361
Years. Decades, actually.
794
00:31:45,362 --> 00:31:47,071
[scoffs]
795
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,989
She probably won't even remember.
796
00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:50,325
- [sighs]
- [Liam] Come on.
797
00:31:51,952 --> 00:31:52,910
[car door slams]
798
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,788
She'll remember, all right.
799
00:32:00,438 --> 00:32:03,921
Ugh. My God. I look like a snow cone.
800
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,506
How do I sit down in this thing?
801
00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:07,424
You don't.
802
00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:09,541
- [exhales]
- Oh, my goodness.
803
00:32:09,542 --> 00:32:11,512
My little Debbie's getting married.
804
00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:13,542
- [chuckles]
- [footsteps approaching]
805
00:32:13,543 --> 00:32:16,201
- [Sandy] Here she comes.
- How much time do we need?
806
00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:18,102
Forty-five minutes.
807
00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:19,478
- [Debbie] Got it.
- Yeah? Okay.
808
00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:20,981
Better hydrate.
809
00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:24,275
[exhales deeply]
810
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:25,344
[Lip] Debbie?
811
00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:27,220
Debs?
812
00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:29,538
[wailing] Go away, Phillip!
813
00:32:29,539 --> 00:32:31,615
Oh, please come out.
The guests are arriving.
814
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,367
- So come on.
- No! No!
815
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:35,346
- [sobs] No! I can't do it.
- Oh!
816
00:32:35,347 --> 00:32:38,485
- [speaking Polish]
- [Debbie] I can't. No!
817
00:32:38,486 --> 00:32:40,773
[Mrs. Wójcik] I know. I know it's scary.
818
00:32:40,774 --> 00:32:43,419
No bride should have to go through this
819
00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:44,699
without their mother.
820
00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,332
It's so scary.
821
00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:47,625
You see her?
822
00:32:47,626 --> 00:32:48,966
What does she look like?
823
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,125
Big hair. Big tits.
824
00:32:50,126 --> 00:32:51,385
Scary.
825
00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:53,387
No. Maybe she's not here.
826
00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:55,139
If she is, I'm gonna
hold you in front of me
827
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:56,765
as a human shield.
828
00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:58,726
Woman is quick with a blade.
829
00:32:58,727 --> 00:33:00,186
Here.
830
00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:02,521
Hey, Kev. Kev. Guard that door.
831
00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:04,440
That polka lady tries
to come out of the kitchen,
832
00:33:04,441 --> 00:33:05,482
don't let her.
833
00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:06,563
"Don't let her" how?
834
00:33:06,564 --> 00:33:08,719
I don't know. Tackle her.
Punch her. I don't give a shit.
835
00:33:09,766 --> 00:33:11,697
- You gonna sit, sweetheart?
- I can't.
836
00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:13,157
I gotta punch an old lady.
837
00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:15,910
[romantic music playing over speakers]
838
00:33:16,723 --> 00:33:18,621
Those the Gay Jesus groupies?
839
00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:20,749
Oh, yeah. Ian said they might be coming.
840
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,336
- Hey, man. What's up?
- Hey, Geneva.
841
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:28,423
[Geneva] All right.
Rainbow Squad, take the back.
842
00:33:28,424 --> 00:33:30,466
The rest of you, with me out front.
843
00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:32,047
Let's go.
844
00:33:32,048 --> 00:33:33,344
See ya.
845
00:33:37,472 --> 00:33:39,378
Jesus. Debbie know you're coming?
846
00:33:39,379 --> 00:33:41,491
She got down on her hands
and knees and begged me.
847
00:33:41,492 --> 00:33:43,352
Where is she?
848
00:33:43,353 --> 00:33:44,981
[man] What's this shit?
849
00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:48,400
- What the fuck?
- [tires squealing]
850
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:49,652
What's this asshole up to?
851
00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:51,936
[engine revving]
852
00:33:51,937 --> 00:33:54,199
The hell you doing, Jamie?
853
00:33:54,958 --> 00:33:56,325
You little shit!
854
00:33:56,326 --> 00:33:58,619
[rock music]
855
00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:01,183
♪♪♪
856
00:34:01,184 --> 00:34:02,563
Jamie, you come back here!
857
00:34:02,564 --> 00:34:04,024
- No!
- You little shit!
858
00:34:04,025 --> 00:34:05,752
[Jamie grunts]
859
00:34:08,453 --> 00:34:10,706
- What were you doing, asshole?
- Come on, Uncle Terry.
860
00:34:10,707 --> 00:34:13,293
- What?
- Let me go, m... [grunts]
861
00:34:13,294 --> 00:34:15,084
What were you telling that car?
862
00:34:15,085 --> 00:34:16,387
[Jamie] Sandy.
863
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:17,738
- [shouts]
- What about Sandy?
864
00:34:17,739 --> 00:34:19,848
She told me to stand out there,
tell anyone who showed up
865
00:34:19,849 --> 00:34:21,976
where we moved Mick's wedding
'cause of the fire.
866
00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:23,519
Where? Where'd they move it to?
867
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,937
That-that polka place.
868
00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:26,815
Th-the-the Polish Doll.
869
00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:31,318
[acoustic pop music
playing over speakers]
870
00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:35,072
♪ On my heart where
you're resting your head ♪
871
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:38,075
♪ And you just look so beautiful ♪
872
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:41,412
♪ It's like you were an angel ♪
873
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:44,213
♪ Can I stop the flow of time? ♪
874
00:34:44,214 --> 00:34:47,459
♪ Can I swim in your divine... ♪
875
00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:49,621
- [exhales]
- Hey. She came.
876
00:34:50,475 --> 00:34:52,090
- What? Who did?
- Tami.
877
00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:55,050
Uh, that was in question?
878
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:56,886
Eh. Could've gone either way.
879
00:34:58,054 --> 00:34:59,555
What'd you do this time?
880
00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:00,938
Fuck off. [chuckles]
881
00:35:02,417 --> 00:35:04,002
You ready?
882
00:35:05,145 --> 00:35:07,229
[Ian] Yeah. [clears throat]
883
00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:10,232
[romantic music playing over speakers]
884
00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:14,404
♪♪♪
885
00:35:15,535 --> 00:35:17,051
You choose this shit?
886
00:35:17,052 --> 00:35:18,742
Absolutely.
887
00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:22,077
- You soft motherfucker.
- You know it.
888
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:23,913
- [Lip] I love you.
- [Ian] I love you too, man.
889
00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:30,576
- ♪ At last ♪
- You good?
890
00:35:30,577 --> 00:35:34,042
♪♪♪
891
00:35:34,043 --> 00:35:38,010
♪ My love has come along ♪
892
00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:42,306
♪♪♪
893
00:35:42,307 --> 00:35:45,789
♪ My lonely days ♪
894
00:35:45,790 --> 00:35:47,770
♪ Are over ♪
895
00:35:47,771 --> 00:35:49,998
♪♪♪
896
00:35:50,765 --> 00:35:53,609
♪ And life is like a song ♪
897
00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:58,656
♪♪♪
898
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:01,283
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
899
00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:03,619
♪ At last ♪
900
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:06,847
♪♪♪
901
00:36:06,848 --> 00:36:11,418
♪ The skies above are blue ♪
902
00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:15,130
♪♪♪
903
00:36:15,131 --> 00:36:16,788
♪ My heart ♪
904
00:36:16,789 --> 00:36:21,133
♪ Was wrapped up in clover ♪
905
00:36:21,134 --> 00:36:23,634
♪♪♪
906
00:36:23,635 --> 00:36:28,060
♪ The night I looked at you ♪
907
00:36:28,061 --> 00:36:33,065
♪♪♪
908
00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:34,545
[Reverend Sally] Dearly beloved,
909
00:36:34,546 --> 00:36:37,729
we have gathered here today
to witness and bless
910
00:36:37,730 --> 00:36:40,239
the joining together of these two men
911
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,741
in holy matrimony.
912
00:36:43,046 --> 00:36:45,994
Ian, will you take this man
to be your husband?
913
00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,351
Will you love him...
914
00:36:47,352 --> 00:36:49,925
Mickey's not marrying
that ginger fuck today.
915
00:36:50,966 --> 00:36:53,324
[Gay Jesus disciples]
♪ We shall overcome ♪
916
00:36:53,325 --> 00:36:56,425
- [Terry] Oh, what the hell?
- ♪ Someday ♪
917
00:36:56,426 --> 00:36:59,467
- Fuckin' hippie homos.
- [man] Jesus.
918
00:36:59,468 --> 00:37:00,911
- Look at all these lesbos.
- ♪ We are not afraid ♪
919
00:37:00,912 --> 00:37:02,104
[Terry] And fairies.
920
00:37:02,105 --> 00:37:03,721
Kumbaya, bitch!
921
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:07,349
♪ We are not afraid ♪
922
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:11,626
♪ We are not afraid today ♪
923
00:37:11,627 --> 00:37:13,918
[disciples gasp]
924
00:37:13,919 --> 00:37:17,192
♪ We are not afraid ♪
925
00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:19,812
- ♪ Today ♪
- Go!
926
00:37:19,813 --> 00:37:21,865
- [man] What do you want me to do?
- [Geneva] We'll walk hand in hand!
927
00:37:21,866 --> 00:37:24,366
Drive, fuckhead! I can't shoot 'em all.
928
00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:26,517
♪ We'll walk hand in hand ♪
929
00:37:26,518 --> 00:37:29,294
♪ We'll walk hand in hand ♪
930
00:37:29,295 --> 00:37:33,409
♪ Someday ♪
931
00:37:33,410 --> 00:37:34,835
- [exhales happily]
- [man] Amen!
932
00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:36,003
- [woman] Yes!
- [man] All right!
933
00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:37,756
- [woman] Love wins!
- [man] Yeah!
934
00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:43,261
I, Mikhailo, take you, Ian,
935
00:37:44,037 --> 00:37:45,246
to be my husband,
936
00:37:46,623 --> 00:37:48,015
to have and to hold
937
00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:50,418
from this day forward,
938
00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:52,629
for better or worse,
939
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:56,195
for richer, for poorer...
940
00:37:56,196 --> 00:37:57,664
♪ Mornin' flowers, they swayed... ♪
941
00:37:57,665 --> 00:37:59,330
[Mickey] ...in sickness and in health...
942
00:37:59,331 --> 00:38:01,236
♪ ...early breeze... ♪
943
00:38:01,237 --> 00:38:04,324
...to love and to cherish you...
944
00:38:05,575 --> 00:38:07,000
till death do us part.
945
00:38:07,001 --> 00:38:10,829
♪ Waking eyes of the field
underneath the trees... ♪
946
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,107
I, Ian,
947
00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:16,136
take you, Mickey,
948
00:38:16,137 --> 00:38:17,711
to be my husband...
949
00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:19,630
♪ Don't be long... ♪
950
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,688
...to have and to hold you
from this day forward,
951
00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:24,593
for better or for worse,
952
00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:26,094
richer or poorer...
953
00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:27,429
♪ Sick of hurrying... ♪
954
00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:28,847
...in sickness and in health.
955
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:31,020
♪ And I know they're wrong ♪
956
00:38:31,021 --> 00:38:33,268
...to love and to cherish you
957
00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,086
till death do us part.
958
00:38:35,087 --> 00:38:37,458
[Reverend Sally]
Now that Mikhailo and Ian
959
00:38:37,459 --> 00:38:39,709
have given themselves to each other,
960
00:38:39,710 --> 00:38:41,650
with these vows
961
00:38:41,651 --> 00:38:44,421
and the giving and receiving of rings,
962
00:38:44,422 --> 00:38:46,353
I now pronounce you...
963
00:38:46,354 --> 00:38:48,993
husband and husband.
964
00:38:50,262 --> 00:38:52,314
- Now?
- [Reverend Sally] Yes, now.
965
00:38:52,315 --> 00:38:54,662
- [cheers and applause]
- ♪ Mornin' flowers ♪
966
00:38:54,663 --> 00:38:56,637
♪ Tell you many secrets ♪
967
00:38:56,638 --> 00:39:00,724
♪ In those early hours ♪
968
00:39:00,725 --> 00:39:02,884
♪ See you tomorrow ♪
969
00:39:02,885 --> 00:39:07,070
♪ My mornin' flowers ♪
970
00:39:07,071 --> 00:39:09,594
♪♪♪
971
00:39:09,595 --> 00:39:11,098
[cheers and applause continue]
972
00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:13,829
♪ Halle... lujah ♪
973
00:39:13,830 --> 00:39:15,936
♪ I'm still here,
still bringin' it to ya ♪
974
00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:18,170
♪ Ohm, like Buddha ♪
975
00:39:18,171 --> 00:39:19,977
♪ Good girls know
how to get hard too, yeah ♪
976
00:39:19,978 --> 00:39:22,232
♪ I'm all done up in my Sunday best ♪
977
00:39:22,233 --> 00:39:23,991
♪ No walk of shame,
'cause I love this dress ♪
978
00:39:23,992 --> 00:39:26,446
♪ Hungover, heart of gold, Holy mess ♪
979
00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:28,699
♪ Doin' my best ♪
980
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:30,659
- Oh, okay.
- [muffled cheers and music]
981
00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:32,254
Hey, I gotta go now.
982
00:39:32,255 --> 00:39:35,222
You're ready for the wedding now?
983
00:39:35,223 --> 00:39:37,714
The wedding? Oh, I think we missed it.
984
00:39:37,715 --> 00:39:42,588
♪♪♪
985
00:39:42,589 --> 00:39:45,173
[dance music playing over speakers]
986
00:39:45,174 --> 00:39:50,138
♪♪♪
987
00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:55,934
♪ Crazy... ♪
988
00:39:55,935 --> 00:39:57,728
[Zuzanna] Wh-what the hell's going on?
989
00:39:57,729 --> 00:40:00,378
Well, that-that homo
married that other homo.
990
00:40:01,371 --> 00:40:02,647
What?
991
00:40:02,648 --> 00:40:04,478
Selling lots of booze, though.
992
00:40:04,479 --> 00:40:05,694
♪ If it were a joke ♪
993
00:40:05,695 --> 00:40:08,092
♪ I'm afraid that ♪
994
00:40:08,093 --> 00:40:09,698
♪ We finally broke ♪
995
00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,206
♪ It's true ♪
996
00:40:11,207 --> 00:40:13,740
♪ Why can't you unwind? ♪
997
00:40:13,741 --> 00:40:15,287
♪ I do... ♪
998
00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:17,289
[pleasantly] Hey.
999
00:40:17,290 --> 00:40:19,753
Zuzzy, how you been?
1000
00:40:19,754 --> 00:40:22,990
Don't you fuckin' "Zuzzy" me, Gallagher!
1001
00:40:22,991 --> 00:40:26,715
Mm.
1002
00:40:26,716 --> 00:40:28,050
[both chuckle]
1003
00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:30,135
[both moaning]
1004
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:32,512
♪ It's coming apart ♪
1005
00:40:32,513 --> 00:40:34,348
♪♪♪
1006
00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:35,732
♪ It's coming apart... ♪
1007
00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:37,851
- [Carl] What's up, buddy?
- [Liam] Frank.
1008
00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:40,437
♪♪♪
1009
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,898
You look underaged and thirsty.
1010
00:40:42,899 --> 00:40:44,342
Thanks.
1011
00:40:44,343 --> 00:40:47,074
♪♪♪
1012
00:40:47,075 --> 00:40:49,682
If you're thinking about
jumping Sandy, I wouldn't.
1013
00:40:49,683 --> 00:40:51,142
She did time for assault.
1014
00:40:51,143 --> 00:40:53,408
Juvie, but the guy's
still slurping meals
1015
00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:54,494
through a straw.
1016
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,448
Um, I'm not gay.
1017
00:40:57,449 --> 00:40:59,564
- You're not?
- No.
1018
00:40:59,565 --> 00:41:02,340
Just experimented a bit,
but it's not really my thing.
1019
00:41:03,572 --> 00:41:05,199
So what is your thing?
1020
00:41:06,176 --> 00:41:08,303
Toys and porn.
1021
00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:11,346
I like toys.
1022
00:41:11,347 --> 00:41:15,597
♪♪♪
1023
00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:17,308
Okay.
1024
00:41:19,767 --> 00:41:21,311
Let's play.
1025
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:24,439
♪ It's coming apart ♪
1026
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,358
♪♪♪
1027
00:41:26,359 --> 00:41:29,194
♪ It's coming apart ♪
1028
00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:31,874
♪♪♪
1029
00:41:31,875 --> 00:41:34,116
[Kev] I mean, sometimes
I wish I was gay, you know.
1030
00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:35,659
Sure, yeah.
1031
00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,889
[Kev] Marry your best friend.
1032
00:41:37,890 --> 00:41:39,942
Blow jobs. Make each other sandwiches...
1033
00:41:39,943 --> 00:41:41,785
[Veronica] Kevin!
1034
00:41:41,786 --> 00:41:43,762
- Thank you for inviting me.
- Thank you for coming.
1035
00:41:43,763 --> 00:41:45,293
- It was so beautiful.
- Appreciate that.
1036
00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:47,454
And you. Congratulations.
1037
00:41:47,455 --> 00:41:49,131
I love you guys.
1038
00:41:49,132 --> 00:41:50,799
♪ With somebody who loves me ♪
1039
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,217
Be right back.
1040
00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:55,135
♪♪♪
1041
00:41:55,136 --> 00:41:58,794
♪ I've been in love and lost my senses ♪
1042
00:41:58,795 --> 00:42:02,394
♪ Spinning through the town... ♪
1043
00:42:02,395 --> 00:42:04,271
Why are you hiding that money?
1044
00:42:04,272 --> 00:42:06,648
♪ The fever ends ♪
1045
00:42:06,649 --> 00:42:09,885
♪ And I wind up feeling down... ♪
1046
00:42:09,886 --> 00:42:11,665
What money?
1047
00:42:11,666 --> 00:42:13,947
The money you're hiding under the bar.
1048
00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:15,490
I love this song. Let's dance.
1049
00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:17,266
- You wanna dance?
- $800?
1050
00:42:17,267 --> 00:42:19,452
We promised never to keep
secrets from each other, Kevin.
1051
00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:21,231
- Why?
- Why what?
1052
00:42:21,232 --> 00:42:23,216
Why did we promise not to keep
secrets from each other?
1053
00:42:23,217 --> 00:42:24,416
Because not all secrets are bad.
1054
00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:25,697
Some secrets are good.
1055
00:42:25,698 --> 00:42:27,980
You've been acting so strange.
1056
00:42:27,981 --> 00:42:30,347
Is this-is this more
of your midlife crisis?
1057
00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:31,657
No.
1058
00:42:31,658 --> 00:42:33,175
Are you seeing someone?
1059
00:42:33,176 --> 00:42:34,259
Another woman? Having an affair?
1060
00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:36,037
No. Of course not.
1061
00:42:36,038 --> 00:42:37,791
Then what? Why the money?
1062
00:42:37,792 --> 00:42:40,284
[sighs] I-it's gone, okay?
I spent it all.
1063
00:42:40,285 --> 00:42:41,677
On what?
1064
00:42:41,678 --> 00:42:43,852
Oh, my God!
1065
00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:45,313
Snoopy Mary!
1066
00:42:46,871 --> 00:42:48,690
Way to ruin a surprise!
1067
00:42:48,691 --> 00:42:51,396
♪♪♪
1068
00:42:51,397 --> 00:42:55,217
I wanted to give you with,
like, you know, romantic music,
1069
00:42:55,218 --> 00:42:58,325
I don't know, candles,
maybe a little wine.
1070
00:42:58,326 --> 00:43:00,452
Oh, my gosh.
1071
00:43:00,453 --> 00:43:01,995
Cost me more than what I had,
1072
00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:04,405
but I figured, with Keg Zone,
I'd make enough
1073
00:43:04,406 --> 00:43:06,041
and I could pay the rest off later.
1074
00:43:06,042 --> 00:43:07,671
You like it?
1075
00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,670
Ask me.
1076
00:43:12,455 --> 00:43:13,716
Ask me, fool!
1077
00:43:15,265 --> 00:43:17,320
- Veronica Fisher, w...
- On your knees.
1078
00:43:17,321 --> 00:43:18,762
Oh.
1079
00:43:22,161 --> 00:43:23,872
Veronica Fisher,
1080
00:43:23,873 --> 00:43:25,139
will you marry me?
1081
00:43:25,140 --> 00:43:26,741
I mean, I gotta find my ex
and get a divorce...
1082
00:43:26,742 --> 00:43:27,938
Yes!
1083
00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:30,440
- [chuckles]
- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
1084
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:31,775
[laughs]
1085
00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:36,321
♪ I wanna feel the heat with somebody ♪
1086
00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:40,492
[muffled music]
1087
00:43:40,493 --> 00:43:42,328
Tami.
1088
00:43:42,329 --> 00:43:43,887
Hey.
1089
00:43:43,888 --> 00:43:45,373
Hey.
1090
00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:48,334
[softly] Hi.
1091
00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:52,017
[Fred coos]
1092
00:43:52,018 --> 00:43:53,338
Thanks for coming.
1093
00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:55,271
I love Ian.
1094
00:43:56,418 --> 00:43:58,990
[Lip] Yeah, it was a-it was
a beautiful ceremony, huh?
1095
00:44:02,591 --> 00:44:03,682
Will you just...
1096
00:44:03,683 --> 00:44:06,211
come look inside the house with me?
1097
00:44:07,937 --> 00:44:11,322
You know, it's got-it's got two beds,
1098
00:44:11,323 --> 00:44:12,670
bath, big backyard.
1099
00:44:12,671 --> 00:44:13,961
I don't need to look inside.
1100
00:44:15,811 --> 00:44:17,445
Well, I'm not moving to Milwaukee.
1101
00:44:17,446 --> 00:44:18,738
I told you that.
1102
00:44:19,871 --> 00:44:21,117
So don't.
1103
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:24,086
Wh-wh-what does that mean?
1104
00:44:24,087 --> 00:44:25,755
Fred and I are going.
1105
00:44:26,956 --> 00:44:28,999
If you don't wanna come with us,
1106
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,342
you don't have to.
1107
00:44:30,343 --> 00:44:31,683
You're gonna take Fred?
1108
00:44:31,684 --> 00:44:33,420
It's a two-hour train ride.
1109
00:44:34,417 --> 00:44:35,797
Come and visit us
1110
00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:38,219
whenever you can tear yourself
away from your family.
1111
00:44:38,220 --> 00:44:39,740
Tami, c-c-c-can't we talk
about this or something?
1112
00:44:39,741 --> 00:44:41,779
No. No, Lip, because I don't want
1113
00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:43,915
your life, okay?
1114
00:44:43,916 --> 00:44:46,224
I wanted us to create a life together.
1115
00:44:46,225 --> 00:44:46,892
- That's-that's...
- Yeah. A life for you...
1116
00:44:46,893 --> 00:44:47,893
...that's what I want too!
1117
00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:50,812
...and me and Fred,
and then you just went out
1118
00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:52,343
and did whatever the fuck you wanted to
1119
00:44:52,344 --> 00:44:54,262
- without thinking about us.
- I was thinking about you.
1120
00:44:54,263 --> 00:44:55,590
- That's all I was doing.
- How am I ever supposed
1121
00:44:55,591 --> 00:44:56,931
- to trust you again?
- You can trust me.
1122
00:44:56,932 --> 00:44:59,090
- No, I can't, okay?
- Hey, you're not taking Fred!
1123
00:44:59,091 --> 00:45:03,117
♪♪♪
1124
00:45:03,118 --> 00:45:04,577
I'm his mother.
1125
00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:08,483
I've got a house and a job.
1126
00:45:08,484 --> 00:45:11,529
So...
1127
00:45:11,530 --> 00:45:13,085
really wanna take this to court?
1128
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,895
You fucking serious?
1129
00:45:17,469 --> 00:45:18,989
Y-you're gonna take Fred
1130
00:45:18,990 --> 00:45:21,676
to punish me for not wanting to move?
1131
00:45:21,677 --> 00:45:23,553
No, Lip, I'm not punishing you!
1132
00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:25,025
- Get the fuck outta here!
- Jesus!
1133
00:45:25,026 --> 00:45:27,369
We're supposed to be in a relationship!
1134
00:45:27,370 --> 00:45:29,903
That means that we make
important decisions together.
1135
00:45:29,904 --> 00:45:31,948
All right! You want me
to move to fucking Milwaukee?
1136
00:45:31,949 --> 00:45:33,588
I'll move to Milwaukee, all right?
1137
00:45:33,589 --> 00:45:35,981
I'll hate it, but if
that's what Tami wants...
1138
00:45:35,982 --> 00:45:37,192
You know what? You're an asshole.
1139
00:45:37,193 --> 00:45:38,068
...that's what Tami gets, right?
1140
00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:39,110
You're an asshole.
1141
00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:40,445
- I'm an asshole?
- Fuck you!
1142
00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:41,886
You're the one trying
to take away my kid!
1143
00:45:41,887 --> 00:45:44,866
No! Our kid, Lip. He is our kid!
1144
00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:48,121
[Fred crying]
1145
00:45:48,122 --> 00:45:49,708
Shit.
1146
00:45:49,709 --> 00:45:51,039
[crying continues]
1147
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,374
Come here.
1148
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:54,202
It's okay.
1149
00:45:54,203 --> 00:45:57,279
[shushing]
1150
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,341
[crying continues]
1151
00:45:59,342 --> 00:46:02,935
- [shushing]
- [Lip murmuring]
1152
00:46:02,936 --> 00:46:04,511
I'm so sorry.
1153
00:46:04,512 --> 00:46:07,555
[both murmuring soothingly]
1154
00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:12,561
♪♪♪
1155
00:46:14,112 --> 00:46:15,598
Don't do this, please.
1156
00:46:16,746 --> 00:46:18,900
Let's just stop lying to each other.
1157
00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:20,069
Okay?
1158
00:46:21,821 --> 00:46:23,094
You love your fucked-up family
1159
00:46:23,095 --> 00:46:24,657
more than you're ever gonna love me.
1160
00:46:24,658 --> 00:46:26,098
That's not true.
1161
00:46:27,153 --> 00:46:28,703
That's not true.
1162
00:46:30,867 --> 00:46:32,441
Yeah, it is.
1163
00:46:32,442 --> 00:46:36,256
[shushing]
1164
00:46:36,257 --> 00:46:38,169
You should get back inside there.
1165
00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:40,247
Sounds like you're missing a fun time.
1166
00:46:40,248 --> 00:46:42,081
- Oh, I got... I can help.
- I got it.
1167
00:46:42,082 --> 00:46:43,967
No.
1168
00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:46,269
[soothingly] Hey. Hey.
1169
00:46:46,270 --> 00:46:47,887
I got you.
1170
00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:49,597
All right.
1171
00:46:49,598 --> 00:46:52,642
♪ Even brighter
than the moon, moon, moon ♪
1172
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:56,563
♪ It's always been inside
of you, you, you ♪
1173
00:46:56,564 --> 00:47:00,018
♪ And now it's time to let it through ♪
1174
00:47:00,019 --> 00:47:04,699
♪ 'Cause, baby, you're a firework ♪
1175
00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:08,616
♪ Come on, show 'em what you're worth ♪
1176
00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:11,995
♪ Make 'em go ah, ah, ah ♪
1177
00:47:11,996 --> 00:47:15,864
♪ As you shoot across the sky-y-y ♪
1178
00:47:15,865 --> 00:47:18,418
- Nice dress.
- ♪ You're a firework ♪
1179
00:47:18,419 --> 00:47:20,795
Thank you. [laughs]
1180
00:47:20,796 --> 00:47:22,714
♪ Come on, let your colors... ♪
1181
00:47:22,715 --> 00:47:24,747
Is that Frank making out
with that Polish polka lady?
1182
00:47:24,748 --> 00:47:26,648
♪ Make 'em go ah, ah, ah ♪
1183
00:47:26,649 --> 00:47:28,803
[Debbie] Yeah. Wow.
1184
00:47:32,975 --> 00:47:35,435
- ♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪
- I miss Mom.
1185
00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:37,228
♪ Even brighter than the moon... ♪
1186
00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:40,215
Yeah.
1187
00:47:40,216 --> 00:47:42,734
♪ Boom, boom, boom... ♪
1188
00:47:43,661 --> 00:47:45,474
Monica would've loved today.
1189
00:47:47,956 --> 00:47:52,085
[people cheering]
1190
00:47:52,086 --> 00:47:53,871
♪ I found a love ♪
1191
00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:58,032
♪ For me ♪
1192
00:47:58,033 --> 00:48:00,043
I should probably go dance
with my husband.
1193
00:48:00,044 --> 00:48:01,952
♪ Darlin', just dive right in ♪
1194
00:48:01,953 --> 00:48:03,013
Go.
1195
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:05,424
♪ Follow my lead ♪
1196
00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:09,470
♪ I found a girl ♪
1197
00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:13,432
♪ Beautiful and sweet ♪
1198
00:48:14,683 --> 00:48:18,617
♪ I never knew you were the someone ♪
1199
00:48:18,618 --> 00:48:20,271
♪ Waiting for me ♪
1200
00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:21,689
Come on.
1201
00:48:21,690 --> 00:48:23,067
♪ 'Cause we were just kids ♪
1202
00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:26,194
♪ When we fell in love ♪
1203
00:48:26,195 --> 00:48:30,031
♪ Not knowing what it was ♪
1204
00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:33,785
♪ I will not give you up ♪
1205
00:48:33,786 --> 00:48:37,299
♪ This time ♪
1206
00:48:37,300 --> 00:48:41,198
♪ Darling, just kiss me slow ♪
1207
00:48:41,199 --> 00:48:44,996
♪ Your heart is all I own ♪
1208
00:48:44,997 --> 00:48:47,228
♪ And in your eyes, you're holding... ♪
1209
00:48:47,229 --> 00:48:50,343
- Can I get a Coke?
- [bartender] Yeah, sure.
1210
00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:51,761
♪♪♪
1211
00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:54,529
♪ Baby, I'm... ♪
1212
00:48:54,530 --> 00:48:55,723
Yeah.
1213
00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:56,996
You like some rum in that?
1214
00:48:58,792 --> 00:48:59,848
Sure.
1215
00:48:59,849 --> 00:49:03,148
♪ With you between my arms ♪
1216
00:49:03,149 --> 00:49:06,943
♪ Barefoot on the grass ♪
1217
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:08,445
Thanks.
1218
00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:10,196
♪ Listening to our favorite song ♪
1219
00:49:10,197 --> 00:49:12,824
♪ When you said you looked a mess... ♪
1220
00:49:12,825 --> 00:49:14,868
[Debbie] Listen up, everyone!
1221
00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:16,786
I'm the closest thing
to a bride we've got.
1222
00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:20,579
- So I'm throwin' the bouquet!
- [people cheering]
1223
00:49:20,580 --> 00:49:22,876
[Debbie] Line up, single losers!
1224
00:49:22,877 --> 00:49:24,669
♪ You look perfect tonight ♪
1225
00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:26,212
[woman] Right here! Right here, Deb!
1226
00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:28,465
♪♪♪
1227
00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:30,629
[people cheering]
1228
00:49:30,630 --> 00:49:32,970
♪ Well, I found a woman ♪
1229
00:49:34,263 --> 00:49:38,266
♪ Stronger than anyone I know... ♪
1230
00:49:38,267 --> 00:49:40,101
Can I get another?
1231
00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:41,978
- [bartender] Sure.
- Thanks.
1232
00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:45,578
♪ I'll share her home ♪
1233
00:49:45,579 --> 00:49:48,067
♪ I found a love ♪
1234
00:49:48,068 --> 00:49:50,069
♪♪♪
1235
00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:53,740
♪ To carry more than just my secrets ♪
1236
00:49:53,741 --> 00:49:55,533
♪ To carry love ♪
1237
00:49:55,534 --> 00:49:57,218
♪ To carry children ♪
1238
00:49:57,219 --> 00:49:59,604
♪ Of our own ♪
1239
00:49:59,605 --> 00:50:04,212
♪ We are still kids,
but we're so in love ♪
1240
00:50:04,213 --> 00:50:07,544
♪ Fighting against all odds ♪
1241
00:50:07,545 --> 00:50:08,424
[cheers and applause]
1242
00:50:08,425 --> 00:50:12,054
♪ I know we'll be all right ♪
1243
00:50:12,055 --> 00:50:16,846
♪ This time ♪
1244
00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:20,850
♪ I don't deserve this ♪
1245
00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:24,354
♪ You look perfect ♪
1246
00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:26,981
♪ Tonight ♪
1247
00:50:26,982 --> 00:50:31,986
♪♪♪
1248
00:50:31,987 --> 00:50:33,196
[horn honks]
1249
00:50:33,197 --> 00:50:35,349
[chuckles]
1250
00:50:35,350 --> 00:50:37,895
I'm gonna need that car back eventually.
1251
00:50:37,896 --> 00:50:40,161
Are those hickies?
1252
00:50:40,162 --> 00:50:41,538
Yeah.
1253
00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:43,498
Woman's a wildcat.
1254
00:50:43,499 --> 00:50:44,760
It's a myth
1255
00:50:44,761 --> 00:50:47,386
about the female libido
declining with age.
1256
00:50:47,387 --> 00:50:48,836
They get hornier.
1257
00:50:49,473 --> 00:50:51,141
I'll keep that in mind.
1258
00:50:52,341 --> 00:50:54,175
Zuzanna doesn't hate gays.
1259
00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:56,395
It's her husband, Rudy.
1260
00:50:56,396 --> 00:50:59,694
Turns out, Rudy's gayer than Liberace.
1261
00:50:59,695 --> 00:51:02,229
She found boxes of mano a mano porn
1262
00:51:02,230 --> 00:51:04,049
after he died.
1263
00:51:04,050 --> 00:51:07,940
The old Polish bastard
was a raging gay homophobe.
1264
00:51:08,607 --> 00:51:10,969
Aren't all homophobes gay?
1265
00:51:12,134 --> 00:51:13,904
Probably so, son.
1266
00:51:14,822 --> 00:51:16,282
Probably so.
1267
00:51:21,245 --> 00:51:24,205
[melancholy music]
1268
00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:28,210
♪♪♪
1269
00:52:11,086 --> 00:52:13,088
[doorbell rings]
1270
00:52:34,220 --> 00:52:35,771
I need to find a meeting.
1271
00:52:39,691 --> 00:52:40,818
Come with me?
1272
00:52:43,655 --> 00:52:44,990
Sure.
1273
00:52:46,634 --> 00:52:48,212
Let me grab my coat.
1274
00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:10,270
♪♪♪
1275
00:53:36,672 --> 00:53:38,382
[pounding on door]
1276
00:53:42,194 --> 00:53:43,436
What is it?
1277
00:53:44,263 --> 00:53:45,931
[pounding on door]
1278
00:53:47,349 --> 00:53:49,693
[Carl] Shit. I think it's the cops.
1279
00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:52,187
[pounding on door]
1280
00:53:56,108 --> 00:53:57,650
[pounding on door]
1281
00:53:57,651 --> 00:53:59,861
- What's with all the banging?
- Cops, maybe.
1282
00:53:59,862 --> 00:54:02,364
Ugh. What did Frank do now?
1283
00:54:06,423 --> 00:54:09,787
- Deborah Gallagher?
- Uh, no.
1284
00:54:09,788 --> 00:54:11,539
We have an arrest warrant
for Deborah Gallagher.
1285
00:54:11,540 --> 00:54:12,415
No shit. What for?
1286
00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:15,877
Statutory rape of a minor. Julia Nicolo?
1287
00:54:15,878 --> 00:54:17,628
Fuck.
1288
00:54:17,629 --> 00:54:18,880
[funky music]
1289
00:54:18,881 --> 00:54:20,506
We got a runner!
1290
00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:24,677
♪♪♪
1291
00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:26,304
Uh, what's going on?
1292
00:54:26,305 --> 00:54:28,012
When's your 18th birthday?
1293
00:54:28,013 --> 00:54:30,558
♪ Wow, uh-huh ♪
1294
00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:32,714
♪ It's too good,
the secret is out, and wow ♪
1295
00:54:32,715 --> 00:54:33,895
♪ Uh-huh... ♪
1296
00:54:33,896 --> 00:54:35,271
Stop! Police!
1297
00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:36,981
♪ So word of mouth and wow ♪
1298
00:54:36,982 --> 00:54:39,009
♪ Uh-huh ♪
1299
00:54:39,010 --> 00:54:40,594
♪ So cool, it's the talk of the town ♪
1300
00:54:40,595 --> 00:54:43,654
♪ And wow, uh-huh ♪
1301
00:54:43,655 --> 00:54:46,240
♪ Listen up 'cause
I'll break it down now ♪
1302
00:54:46,241 --> 00:54:48,659
♪♪♪
1303
00:54:48,660 --> 00:54:50,244
♪ Wow ♪
1304
00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:51,354
[plaster cracking]
1305
00:54:51,355 --> 00:54:52,874
[Tami] Jesus.
1306
00:55:04,593 --> 00:55:05,885
Needs some work.
1307
00:55:05,886 --> 00:55:07,178
[sniffles]
1308
00:55:07,179 --> 00:55:09,410
Yeah. No shit.
1309
00:55:12,518 --> 00:55:13,602
[exhales]
1310
00:55:16,449 --> 00:55:17,742
Two bedrooms?
1311
00:55:20,275 --> 00:55:21,401
Yeah.
1312
00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:26,615
One bathroom.
1313
00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,117
Two-car garage.
1314
00:55:31,954 --> 00:55:33,480
You got another mask?
1315
00:55:34,748 --> 00:55:36,550
[hopeful music]
1316
00:55:36,551 --> 00:55:39,293
Yeah. Absolutely.
1317
00:55:39,294 --> 00:55:42,142
♪♪♪
1318
00:55:42,143 --> 00:55:44,590
Hope my tetanus is up-to-date.
1319
00:55:44,591 --> 00:55:46,926
[music brightens]
1320
00:55:46,927 --> 00:55:51,806
♪♪♪
1321
00:55:51,807 --> 00:55:54,350
No? Oh.
1322
00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:58,145
♪ I know you got rights ♪
1323
00:55:58,146 --> 00:56:02,108
♪ That's not very hard ♪
1324
00:56:02,109 --> 00:56:05,987
♪ You tell me all the time... ♪
1325
00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:09,031
♪♪♪
1326
00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:10,408
[Lip] Whoo!
1327
00:56:10,409 --> 00:56:13,327
[laughs]
1328
00:56:13,328 --> 00:56:16,247
♪ Writing in the dark ♪
1329
00:56:16,248 --> 00:56:21,173
♪ Shouting at the blind ♪
1330
00:56:21,174 --> 00:56:24,547
♪ Oh! Wake up, wake up ♪
1331
00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:26,424
♪ Why are you not hearin' me? ♪
1332
00:56:26,425 --> 00:56:28,237
♪ Wake up, wake up ♪
1333
00:56:28,238 --> 00:56:30,136
♪ Why are you not hearin' me? ♪
1334
00:56:30,137 --> 00:56:32,505
♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪
1335
00:56:32,506 --> 00:56:35,057
♪ You're wasting time ♪
1336
00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:38,603
♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪
1337
00:56:38,604 --> 00:56:40,440
♪ You're wasting time ♪
1338
00:56:40,441 --> 00:56:47,153
Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
1339
00:56:47,154 --> 00:56:50,566
Good morning, Mr. Gallavich.
1340
00:56:50,567 --> 00:56:52,242
Good morning, Mr...
1341
00:56:53,910 --> 00:56:57,936
- Millagher?
- [both laugh]
1342
00:56:58,665 --> 00:57:00,374
You hungry?
1343
00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:01,813
Hmm.
1344
00:57:02,878 --> 00:57:04,003
Not really.
1345
00:57:04,004 --> 00:57:05,241
Hmm.
1346
00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:07,644
You wanna go again?
1347
00:57:09,957 --> 00:57:11,553
Absolutely.
1348
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,306
[tires screeching]
1349
00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:16,349
Ah, shit!
1350
00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:18,090
- [Ian] Oh!
- [gunfire]
1351
00:57:21,979 --> 00:57:24,398
[tires squealing]
1352
00:57:25,942 --> 00:57:29,158
[both exhale]
1353
00:57:29,159 --> 00:57:31,831
I think your dad might still
be a little upset.
1354
00:57:31,832 --> 00:57:35,701
♪ I got a head full of dreams
you can play with ♪
1355
00:57:36,382 --> 00:57:41,082
♪ I got a heart full of love,
you can take it ♪
1356
00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:45,044
♪ I got it all,
I'm not lookin' to trade it ♪
1357
00:57:45,045 --> 00:57:47,088
♪ I give it all to you ♪
1358
00:57:47,089 --> 00:57:48,923
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1359
00:57:48,924 --> 00:57:51,258
♪ Perfect day, perfect day ♪
1360
00:57:51,259 --> 00:57:53,302
- [whistling]
- ♪ Hey, hey ♪
1361
00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:55,221
♪♪♪
1362
00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:57,932
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1363
00:57:57,933 --> 00:58:00,267
♪ Perfect day, perfect day ♪
1364
00:58:00,268 --> 00:58:01,742
- [whistling]
- ♪ Hey, hey ♪
1365
00:58:01,743 --> 00:58:03,437
♪♪♪
1366
00:58:03,438 --> 00:58:05,691
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
- ♪ Perfect day ♪
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