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SHAGGY: Ah, Chicago!
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Known as the "Windy City,"
it was founded in 1837
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and boasts a population
of 2.7 million.
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See, I have my moments
of brilliance.
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Or you're just
reading over my shoulder.
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Impressive, right?
I can read.
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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Yeah, read.
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Then I hope you can
also read why we're here.
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These reports of
a crazy robot
running amok in the city.
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Crazy robot?
You lied to us!
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Like you said yesterday,
and I quote,
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"Let's go to Chicago
for some of that famous
deep-dish pizza
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"and not a crazy robot."
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What? I never said
"Let's go to Chicago
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"for some of that famous
deep-dish pizza
and not a crazy robot."
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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No, but you did today.
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VELMA: (ON RECORDING)
Let's go to Chicago
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for some of that famous
deep-dish pizza
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-and not a crazy robot.
-(GIGGLING)
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Yes!
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-How can you possibly
be thinking of more food?
-(CRUNCHING)
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Can't hear you, Fred.
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Scoob and I are busy eating
our volcano hot Scooby Snacks.
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(MUNCHING LOUDLY)
Hot, hot, hot, hot!
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(BOTH WHIMPERING)
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(BOTH PANTING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Uh, then never mind.
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-(SHAGGY GULPS)
-SCOOBY: Hmm.
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(LAUGHS) Awesome.
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That's odd. The robot
described isn't like anything
I've ever heard of before.
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SHAGGY: You mean
because it wears glasses
and suspenders,
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has glowing red eyes,
and can run really,
really fast?
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Yes, and would you please
stop reading over my shoulder?
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He didn't!
It's right behind us!
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(YELLING)
I'm coming to get you!
You can't escape me!
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Argh!
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(BATS SCREECHING)
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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VELMA:
Jinkies! It's Urkel!
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URKELBOT:
Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
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Destroy! Destroy!
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Hang on, gang!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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VELMA:
The robot is gaining!
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And we're headed
toward a dead end.
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Now we're losing
Scooby Snacks.
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Scooby, give me the barrel.
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What? Uh-uh.
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Would you give it to me
for a Scooby Snack?
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Okay!
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-Hey!
-This should trip him up.
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URKELBOT: Destroy! Destroy!
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I'm coming to get you!
You can't escape me!
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Rawr!
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(BOTH GASPING)
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(BRAKES SCREECH)
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Who knew Scooby Snacks
were so flammable?
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Well, those snacks were soaked
in extra hot sauce
so it kinda makes sense.
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Total sense.
Hot, hot, hot!
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Or it could be the gas lines
they were working on.
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(ALL GASPING)
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Like, zoinks!
That crazy robot's back.
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Got any cheese?
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(CHUCKLES AND SNORTS)
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Don't worry.
This will fry
his circuits. (GRUNTS)
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Thanks, but I already
had a shower two weeks ago.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Name's Steven Quincy Urkel,
but you can call me Urkel.
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Or Urkelino,
the Urkmeister,
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or the Urkel-doodle-do.
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Oh, or my personal favorite,
Hur-Urkel-es.
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Get it?
(LAUGHS AND SNORTS)
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Like, Hercules
but with my name in it.
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Hur-Urkel-es.
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Feel these pipes.
(GROWLS)
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Ow! Ooh! Ow!
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Uh, nice to meet you,
Mr. Urkel.
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But why do you look
like the robot
that just attacked us?
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Heh! Because I built it.
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It's called the Urkelbot.
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It's my greatest
scientific achievement.
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But Urkelbot went
missing last week.
I think it's been hacked.
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Hey, you're those famous
teenage mystery solvers.
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I'm a huge fan.
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Fred, you caught
the beast of Swamp Town.
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Daphne, you trapped
the monster of Creepsburg.
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Velma, your glasses
correct your lazy eye
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and your astigmatism.
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-Shaggy, you wear
a green shirt.
-(YELLS)
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And Scooby, you're a dog!
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SCOOBY: Oh, he knows
everything about us.
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You're legends,
and I'd love you to
help me find my robot.
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We usually work alone.
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And you're... How do we
put this nicely?
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Like, annoying.
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I'm not annoying.
Come on. Please.
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Uh, sorry, no.
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-Please! Please!
-No. No.
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-Cheese please?
-No.
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-Please.
-No!
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Please!
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Okay, fine!
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We'll help you as long as
you stop saying "please."
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Great. Where do we start?
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We look for clues.
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Like this one.
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URKEL: That's Urkelbot's
hydraulic fluid.
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Oh, I'm so excited
to be able to help you guys
solve this mystery.
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Here, Fred, try out
my electric magnifying glass.
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-(CRACKLING)
-(FRED STUTTERING)
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-(GROANS)
-Whoopsie!
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That's my electrifying
magnifying glass.
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I'm not sure
why I invented it.
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The trail ends at
the museum of future sciences.
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Why would
the Urkelbot come here?
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Because I donated him
to the museum, silly.
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He lives here now.
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Why didn't you
say that earlier?
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Eh. Didn't seem important.
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Oh, well,
let's see if he's inside.
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Oh, no, you don't.
Not you, Steve Urkel!
You're banned.
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You're always breaking things.
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You can't ban me.
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I've got a lifetime pass
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for donating my robot
to this museum.
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(DIRECTOR GRUMBLES)
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Ow! Ooh!
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Did I do that?
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I will get you banned
from this museum!
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I'll get a restraining order!
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(SCOFFS) I'll beat it.
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Just like I beat the last one
with my brilliant defense.
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-Please.
-No.
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-Pretty please.
-No.
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-Please.
-No.
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-Cheese please?
-No.
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Plee... [WHINING]
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Fine! Case dismissed!
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Fine, go in.
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But the more you destroy,
the more evidence I'll have
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to finally get you
banned for life.
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And then, I will have
my revenge on you,
Steve Urkel!
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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You don't seem bothered
that the museum director
wants revenge.
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Eh. Lots of people
want revenge on me.
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Like that security guard
over there.
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He re-wired my taser gun,
so it hit me instead.
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Now I can't feel my fingers
on my left hand.
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I will get my revenge!
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And the museum's
lunch lady.
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Urkel blew up
my entire kitchen! Twice!
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And I will get my revenge!
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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What can I say?
I'm popular.
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And I'm impressed.
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This is the first mystery
we've ever been on
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where we have
three different suspects
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and we don't even know
what the actual mystery
is yet.
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You're welcome. Come on.
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WOMAN: Urkel!
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Dear, dear Urkel,
welcome back.
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I'm confused.
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Shouldn't you hate Urkel
like any normal person?
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Hate Urkel?
He keeps me employed.
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How do I keep you... Oh!
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Like that. (GIGGLES)
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Thank you, Steven.
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DAPHNE: Now where would
Urkelbot go?
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To the robot exhibit.
Follow me.
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(YELLING)
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Did I do that?
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Job security.
Thanks, Steve.
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Wow! These robots
are impressive.
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URKEL: Urkelbot!
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Oh! Don't worry!
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I'll have you
fixed up in a jiffy.
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But that whole leg
will need to be replaced.
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(SIZZLING)
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Mister, got any cheese?
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(LAUGHS) Oh, it's good
to have you back, buddy.
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TECHNOMANCER:
You are not welcome here!
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I am the Technomancer.
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This is my domain!
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I rule this museum
and all its technology!
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Attack!
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Guys, follow me.
I know every inch
of this museum.
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-Uh, except for this room.
-Run!
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Duck below the windows
and keep quiet.
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(WHIRRING)
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(STIFLES SNEEZE)
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Phew, close one.
Thanks, guys.
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(HORN BLARING)
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Like, we're doomed!
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No, we're not.
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We'll drive this baby
on outta here.
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(ENGINE STARTING)
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Hurry, Urkel.
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They're almost here!
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It's now or never, man!
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All aboard!
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(SQUEAKING)
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Like, I guess you can't
argue with results.
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Yeah. Good...
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This is not over!
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I will get my revenge!
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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Well, now we know
who hacked the Urkelbot.
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And that Technomancer
must really want to keep us
away from the museum
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for a very good reason.
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If so, then why did
the Urkelbot rampage
through the city
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when it only brought
more attention to the museum
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and thus the Technomancer?
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Well, gang, it certainly
looks like we've got
a real mystery on our hands.
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We need to find out
what this Technomancer
is up to, and fast.
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Oh, yes.
The more you destroy,
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the easier it'll be
to have you banned forever
from this place.
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Sir, you need to shut down
the robot exhibit
and the whole museum.
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Someone's taken control
of the robots
and wreaking havoc.
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I don't care about
any of that anymore.
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As long as Urkel
pays the ultimate price.
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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Well, he's just
not very nice.
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-And very suspicious.
-Agreed.
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Let's look for clues
and find out what
the Technomancer is up to.
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Hey, check this out!
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It looks like gravel
but I think it's coal.
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And I know just where
there's coal in this museum.
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This mine
is the museum's first exhibit.
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They transferred it here
in its entirety
from Southern Illinois.
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(WHIMPERS)
Creepy coal mine.
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Velma, I made
this remote for you.
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If you lose your glasses again
like you always do,
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then just hit this button
and voila, they'll return
right to you.
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Hey!
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Go on, give it a try.
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(GRUNTS)
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Velma, what did you do?
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Jeepers! Over here, guys.
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It's for smelting metal.
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Probably put here
to make the rails for
the exhibit's mine carts.
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Though I doubt those rails
are made of gold.
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Gold in a coal mine?
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Why in the world
would gold be here?
247
00:11:48,642 --> 00:11:50,477
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
I think I know.
248
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:51,779
You see, there's a story.
249
00:11:51,846 --> 00:11:54,515
A very strange
and mysterious story.
250
00:11:54,582 --> 00:11:57,451
The legend of
the lost U-boat gold.
251
00:11:57,518 --> 00:11:59,020
More than 70 years ago,
252
00:11:59,087 --> 00:12:01,622
a submarine was
secretly transporting gold
253
00:12:01,689 --> 00:12:03,858
when it was captured
by the Allied forces.
254
00:12:03,925 --> 00:12:08,495
But mysteriously,
that gold was nowhere
to be found.
255
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:11,732
And that submarine
is here in the museum.
256
00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,734
It's been searched
and searched,
257
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:16,604
but no gold has ever
been discovered on board.
258
00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:17,905
It's just silly legend.
259
00:12:17,972 --> 00:12:20,741
Maybe so, but we never
ignore a clue
260
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:25,158
no matter how silly.
Come on.
261
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,885
URKEL: Cool sub, huh?
What do you think?
262
00:12:30,952 --> 00:12:34,321
I think it's making me
hungry for a tastier
kind of submarine.
263
00:12:34,388 --> 00:12:38,892
Yeah, yeah. Yummy sub.
264
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,861
Mmm.
265
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:44,298
-Yo, Scoob, two points.
-Not in my dog house.
266
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,967
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
267
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:49,102
(GROANS)
268
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,404
Ouch.
269
00:12:50,471 --> 00:12:54,071
Keep up the destruction.
270
00:12:56,244 --> 00:12:59,780
We've searched
the entire submarine
and not one clue.
271
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,849
(SIGHS)
The trail is drying up.
272
00:13:01,916 --> 00:13:05,018
Like, no gold, no robot,
no nothing.
273
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,787
Nothing.
274
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,856
At least we've kept
Urkel from causing
any more destruction.
275
00:13:08,923 --> 00:13:10,758
You guys
don't have to worry about me.
276
00:13:10,825 --> 00:13:15,825
-I promise,
no more accidents.
-(ALARM BLARING)
277
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,932
(EXPLOSION)
278
00:13:17,999 --> 00:13:20,868
Wow, Mama!
You don't see that every day.
279
00:13:20,935 --> 00:13:23,104
I gave you
a chance to leave.
280
00:13:23,171 --> 00:13:26,940
But now my robots
will eliminate you
once and for all!
281
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,507
Like, run!
282
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,982
VELMA: (GRUNTS) My glasses!
283
00:13:35,049 --> 00:13:37,851
I can't see
without my glasses.
284
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,087
Hurry up, Velma.
285
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,703
(BOTH WHIMPERING)
286
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,277
Zoinks!
287
00:13:59,573 --> 00:14:02,509
Hey, my glasses.
288
00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:04,976
(METAL CLANGING)
289
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,252
Oh, thanks, Urkel.
290
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:17,057
Your invention really worked.
291
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:18,292
Interesting.
292
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,427
This feels way too light
to be metal.
293
00:14:20,494 --> 00:14:22,130
It's plastic.
294
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:26,933
Looks like this mystery
is really starting
to come together.
295
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,970
(KISSING)
296
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,339
FRED: Excuse me.
297
00:14:32,406 --> 00:14:34,608
-Can we have a moment?
-You may,
298
00:14:34,675 --> 00:14:36,277
but Urkel must
wait in the hall.
299
00:14:36,344 --> 00:14:39,279
This is my office with
my own personal belongings
300
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:42,150
that I do not want destroyed.
301
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:45,686
Oh, don't worry, gang.
I'll be fine... (YELLS)
302
00:14:45,753 --> 00:14:47,756
This broke off the U-505
303
00:14:47,823 --> 00:14:51,659
and we were wondering
if parts of World War II subs
were made of plastic.
304
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,794
No, it's all original parts.
305
00:14:53,861 --> 00:14:55,363
That's what I thought!
306
00:14:55,430 --> 00:14:57,999
This plastic looks almost
as if it were made yesterday.
307
00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:01,401
Did you ever replace
any parts of the submarine
with plastic?
308
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,136
No, no... Never.
309
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,705
What? Uh, why?
310
00:15:04,772 --> 00:15:07,708
Hmm. You seem nervous.
311
00:15:07,775 --> 00:15:10,445
Yeah. As if something we said,
like, bothered you.
312
00:15:10,512 --> 00:15:15,048
No. I'm nervous because
I can see Urkel right
outside my door.
313
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:18,385
You rang?
314
00:15:18,452 --> 00:15:19,952
(CRASHING)
315
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:27,427
(OBJECTS CRASHING)
316
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,463
Colonel Pinkipuff!
317
00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:34,468
I shall have my revenge,
Urkel! Revenge!
318
00:15:34,535 --> 00:15:36,070
All these clues are adding up.
319
00:15:36,137 --> 00:15:38,906
But to be sure,
we need to catch
the Technomancer.
320
00:15:38,973 --> 00:15:40,774
But, like,
if we draw him out,
321
00:15:40,841 --> 00:15:43,043
he'll have more
scary robots!
322
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,778
I hate scary robots.
323
00:15:44,845 --> 00:15:48,615
Fear not, for I have an idea
for a secret weapon.
324
00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:51,685
Oh, uh, that sounds,
uh, great.
325
00:15:51,752 --> 00:15:54,321
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
326
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:57,538
(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
327
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,202
URKEL: When the secret weapon
is finished,
328
00:16:08,269 --> 00:16:10,771
it'll take down
the Technomancer
once and for all.
329
00:16:10,838 --> 00:16:12,039
I just need
a few more minutes.
330
00:16:12,106 --> 00:16:13,674
We don't have
a few more minutes,
331
00:16:13,741 --> 00:16:16,209
because the Technomancer
is already here!
332
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,411
(TECHNOMANCER LAUGHING)
333
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,681
I am the master
of technology.
334
00:16:20,748 --> 00:16:23,084
Whatever your
secret weapon is,
335
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,219
it will be no match
for my powers.
336
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,590
Robot minions, attack!
337
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,758
-(SCOOBY WHIMPERING)
-Yikes!
338
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:31,926
(VELMA SCREAMING)
339
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:34,294
FRED: Whoa!
Hold the phone.
340
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,229
VELMA: Urkel, hurry!
341
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:40,200
URKEL: Almost there.
342
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:43,103
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
343
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,172
(ALL SCREAMING)
344
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,107
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
345
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:50,544
Done! I give you...
346
00:16:50,611 --> 00:16:52,245
Urkelbot 2.0.
347
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,115
(ROBOTIC CHATTER)
348
00:16:54,182 --> 00:16:57,885
Ha! That robot
is your secret weapon?
349
00:16:57,952 --> 00:17:00,387
It is as nerdy as you are!
350
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,590
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
351
00:17:02,657 --> 00:17:07,327
The Urkelbot has been
upgraded to now be
ten times nerdier than I.
352
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,729
(CHUCKLES AND SNORTS)
353
00:17:08,796 --> 00:17:11,346
Urkelbot, attack!
354
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,738
Hiya, fellow metalheads.
355
00:17:17,805 --> 00:17:19,306
We're gonna be best friends.
356
00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:21,341
Say, got any cheese?
357
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,010
BOTH: Does not compute.
358
00:17:23,077 --> 00:17:26,013
Too much nerd.
Too much nerd.
359
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,882
How about a few science jokes?
360
00:17:27,948 --> 00:17:29,950
I'm reading a book
on anti-gravity.
361
00:17:30,017 --> 00:17:32,619
I can't put it down.
(LAUGHS AND SNORTS)
362
00:17:32,686 --> 00:17:34,521
ROBOTS: Does not compute.
363
00:17:34,588 --> 00:17:36,957
Too much nerd.
Too much nerd.
364
00:17:37,024 --> 00:17:39,292
Hey, what does
a subatomic duck say?
365
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,461
Quark. (LAUGHS AND SNORTS)
366
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,230
-ROBOTS: Does not compute.
-This...
367
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,167
This can't be happening.
368
00:17:45,234 --> 00:17:49,737
Did you know that the roundest
knight at King Arthur's table
was Sir Cumference
369
00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:52,539
because he ate
too much pie?
370
00:17:52,606 --> 00:17:54,508
ROBOTS: Does not compute.
371
00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:57,077
Too much nerd.
Too much nerd.
372
00:17:57,143 --> 00:18:02,115
Now, guys!
373
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:06,820
No. No!
374
00:18:06,887 --> 00:18:08,756
Hey, he's getting away.
375
00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:10,524
All part of the plan, Scooby.
376
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,193
While he was distracted,
377
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:17,260
-I attached a tracking
device to him.
-(DEVICE BEEPING)
378
00:18:17,798 --> 00:18:22,798
-We gotta follow that truck.
-On it, Fred.
379
00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:27,108
Shaggy, Scooby,
come with us.
380
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:32,174
Uh, no thank you.
I think... (YELLS)
381
00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:44,759
With Urkelbot's new mods,
we can cause
382
00:18:44,826 --> 00:18:48,162
the Technomancer's
truck to slip and slide
with an oil slick.
383
00:18:48,229 --> 00:18:51,765
Once we're in front of him,
I shall press the button
like so.
384
00:18:51,832 --> 00:18:52,900
(BEEPS)
385
00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:54,701
FRED: Whoa!
Hang on, gang!
386
00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:56,236
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
387
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,605
(ALL YELLING)
388
00:18:58,672 --> 00:19:00,774
Scooby, look what you did.
389
00:19:00,841 --> 00:19:04,611
Did I do that?
390
00:19:04,678 --> 00:19:08,048
No!
391
00:19:08,115 --> 00:19:10,751
(ALL YELLING AND WHIMPERING)
392
00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:11,868
(BEEPS)
393
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:20,226
(YELLS)
394
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,993
Oh, no, you don't!
395
00:19:28,869 --> 00:19:33,440
Now let's see who
this Technomancer really is.
396
00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:34,975
ALL: The Janitor?
397
00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:36,877
But... But why?
398
00:19:36,944 --> 00:19:38,680
It's quite simple, really.
399
00:19:38,746 --> 00:19:41,081
While cleaning the submarine,
the janitor scratched
the paint,
400
00:19:41,148 --> 00:19:43,084
revealing the gold
underneath.
401
00:19:43,151 --> 00:19:47,021
The legend was real
and the gold was still
on the submarine,
402
00:19:47,087 --> 00:19:49,524
so she hatched a plan
to steal the gold.
403
00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:51,659
She had easy access
to the robots
404
00:19:51,726 --> 00:19:54,161
and used them
to carry the gold pieces
of the submarine
405
00:19:54,228 --> 00:19:56,664
into the mine to be
smelted into gold bars.
406
00:19:56,731 --> 00:19:59,200
Then she would hide the bars
in her trash can,
407
00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:01,168
so she could smuggle them
into her truck.
408
00:20:01,235 --> 00:20:03,337
She made plastic replicas
of the ship's pieces,
409
00:20:03,404 --> 00:20:06,140
so that no one would know
what she was doing.
410
00:20:06,207 --> 00:20:08,242
And I would've gotten
away with it, too,
411
00:20:08,309 --> 00:20:10,411
if it weren't for
you meddling kids
412
00:20:10,478 --> 00:20:13,781
and super-nerd,
Steven Quincy Urkel.
413
00:20:13,847 --> 00:20:16,484
That's my name.
Don't wear it out.
414
00:20:16,551 --> 00:20:19,519
Hey, wait. How come
only my Urkelbot went crazy?
415
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,788
How come you can control it?
416
00:20:20,854 --> 00:20:23,357
Because the Urkelbot
is based on you.
417
00:20:23,424 --> 00:20:26,493
Which means it was just
as nutty and ridiculous
as you are.
418
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,229
Well, I am one of a kind.
419
00:20:28,296 --> 00:20:29,630
-DIRECTOR: Urkel!
-Uh-oh.
420
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:30,965
I guess I'm banned for life.
421
00:20:31,031 --> 00:20:32,634
No, no, not at all.
422
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:35,536
Since you helped find the gold
which belongs to the museum,
423
00:20:35,603 --> 00:20:38,005
we can now afford to build
lots of new exhibits.
424
00:20:38,072 --> 00:20:39,873
You did me a huge favor!
425
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,842
Phew. Well, that's a relief.
426
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:44,159
(SHIP CREAKING)
427
00:20:55,055 --> 00:20:57,905
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
428
00:21:00,161 --> 00:21:02,029
URKEL: I guess
I'm banned for life.
429
00:21:02,096 --> 00:21:05,366
(LAUGHING) That's okay.
I don't care anymore.
430
00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:08,169
Because the museum
is rich! Rich!
431
00:21:08,235 --> 00:21:11,172
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
432
00:21:11,238 --> 00:21:13,207
It was nice
meeting you, Urkel.
433
00:21:13,274 --> 00:21:15,742
Like, we consider you
our good new nerd...
434
00:21:15,809 --> 00:21:17,444
Uh, I mean friend.
435
00:21:17,511 --> 00:21:19,280
Good, new friend.
436
00:21:19,347 --> 00:21:22,617
(CHUCKLES) That's okay.
I'm a nerd and proud.
437
00:21:22,684 --> 00:21:25,085
And to show
my appreciation to you guys,
438
00:21:25,152 --> 00:21:28,222
I made Fred
a remote control
for the Mystery Machine.
439
00:21:28,289 --> 00:21:31,091
Here, Fred. To summon
the van to your location,
440
00:21:31,158 --> 00:21:33,760
just press the button.
Go ahead, press it.
441
00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:38,827
Huh? Wow,
that sounds really cool.
442
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:42,102
(PARTS CLATTERING)
443
00:21:42,169 --> 00:21:44,271
Oh, wait.
Sorry, Fred, my mistake.
444
00:21:44,338 --> 00:21:46,073
This is a remote detonator.
445
00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:50,790
(CHUCKLES AND SNORTS)
Oh, well.
446
00:21:51,245 --> 00:21:54,347
See you guys later.
447
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,550
(YELLING) Urkel!
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