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Ahh man,

Smells very bad here. What a fucking job.

Already planned your week-end?

Sure, Eintracht play Saturday.

Oh, that original!

How original? Are you coming with us?

No, football is not me.

Sometimes I wonder what you do in your free time.

By the way, Sunday brought the car to the track.

Have ridden the new turbo engine.

And you said your girlfriend about your new acquisition?

My little bear Uschi?

Well, on issues of cars

I better not talk to her.

Hey, sewer rat, clean that shit.

Okay boss immediately.

Police! Quiet!

Police also.

Deletes this damn song; is annoying me!

Yes, yes.

Put your hands in front.

Out, Out!

Shit.

This is...?

Yes, she is.

What has an affair with our boss?

And a family in the Interior Ministry.

According to my sources.

Hello

Hello

He saw how it's done? Distract and grab.

Oh, I'm impressed.

Let no one say we do not share our knowledge.

Shit, shit, shit...

H

HO

HOM

HOME

MEN

MEN

The MEN

MEN AS

Men to

Men being

Real men

MEN SERIOUSLY

Well colleagues,

We have to see how they taught the new Wow!

I also wanted to teach him something.

The question is whether you like what you see

Either way is great not to see

not to see.

A beer?

No, not today.

Having problems with your new bride?

Small differences.

Uschi little bear...

I warned you,

it was me or your new engine.

And, and who is this?

This is my new "turbo"

Sorry man is life!

Would you say something?

In all honesty?

Actually frankly

Indeed

Men...

Men are simply the best people...

Tell me this is not happening.

Shit

This can not be true.

Hello How are you? Hangover?

What?

Coffee or tea?

Preparation both therefore

You have aspirin in the drawer

What time is it?

No idea,

9:00 should be more or less

Shit

Unfortunately I only have toast

and butter

Tell me how you like the toast?

If I were you, I did not come out well for the street

can lead to misunderstandings.

But I have to enter the service

Gotta go work now

Where are my clothes?

Wet.

In the washing machine.

It was filled with beer stains.

Take an aspirin, I'll take you

What clothes do you need?

Something in my size.

OK?

You're very good.

Where do you work?

I am p. ..

Working for the city.

Tell me, what happened yesterday?

Get up and invite everyone to a round

After I brought you into my house.

Were you whine that you didn't have to go.

And then?

went to bed

Or rather, I took you to bed.

You can leave me there.

On your clothes, I send you where?

Working in my workshop behind the house

Incidentally, the offer shall remain standing

You can stay a few days at my house.

I do not think is necessary, Edgar.

Tell me, if something passed between us at night?

Well, at least nothing that you did not dear

Belo, welcome to the club.

I'm looking for apartment. This time should

interested me for this

So you had a rough night?

Leave me in peace.

Cute costume.

New camouflage?

It was just a joke.

Incidentally, contrary to rumors

I have no case to our boss and

much less a relative in politics

that is to promote my career.

I'm just here to learn.

I have to make an urgent call

You come with me?

Yes

However, I can feed the pigeons.

Yes, watch the bar downstairs and if it happens

something abnormal, observe, record and photograph

That sounds like a real job!

That chicken.

Chicken? Middle course in sociology,

two semesters of law, course management,

was even a few months at the FBI academy

Yes, it has everything for the race that we need to us

If there were justice in this world,

someone with these characteristics

at least it should be ugly.

Thanks! Thank you!

Have you ever done a test for AIDS?

How? Why, because of Ursula?

Had with each other and not you used protection?

Do me a favor will you? Do not ask.

So? How do you think?

If you want to talk to Ursula Schwenk Christof Rot or just talk...

Uschi, I am

Please note the phone if you're home

Little bear...

You can not imagine that I spent the night

Ursula...

Well, that was all. Thank you and goodbye

Imbecile!

Tell me, can spend a night or two in your house?

In my house?

Yes, sorry was so serious?

Little bear, listening, that we left my apartment.

I know, maybe it was a bit rushed.

But I remind you that we are committed?

Also, I need the car keys.

Yes, I know we're on vacation in autumn.

Not the first hotel where telefono.

How? Hostel of the season?

Tell me, are you crazy?

Did you ask for a "Pizza con tutto"?

Yes, and a green salad.

Accept credit card? I miscalculated the money I had.

One moment.

Here, how about this? Jean's shirt brand

Quality first. It is exactly your size.

And color it also looks good.

New price: 80 Mark

Do you also want an espresso and a grappa?

Thanks, it is not necessary, but...

Can I sleep in your house tonight?

Excuse, I must return to the pizzeria, you know

supplies and all that

He understood me wrong.

If I find myself completely normal

In this city of shit has to be a free bed

Credit cards accepted?

If you happen to be.

Then take a big breakfast,

orange juice, mineral water,

A latte and a poached egg.

It has a bathroom?

Inside.

Hey, that car is mine.

Larga my car.

Imbecile.

Leave it as is, it is best to let the police.

Yes, I know.

Yes, as a member of the squad-car theft

This is evil in the leaf of life.

Thank you for your understanding.

Tell me, you and Ursula, the case is serious?

What is happening today with women?

can you explain me?

Too many hormones in the water they drink what?

No idea.

The McParvo arrived!

One goes something?

It seems that your girlfriend did not care

Sorry, bad subject.

I'm here and it most certainly get some time

Maybe we could become familiar with this fact

And if he has got a sense of humor as

had spent the night sleeping in the park

the fault is not mine.

Well, I'll make my rounds.

Also you should go do your later.

What does he have? Relationship problems?

Yes, we mean it.

The nice gentleman, he forgot to shave her head,

It is called Petrov, organizes documents and fake registrations

But we are waiting for the Czar

We only know that driving a green Jaguar, which is Russian,

is about 60 years and closely

Delivery will attach blank documents.

Well, it had planned to invite for a cup

but I think it makes little sense

invite my dear colleague

Yes, that might not make sense.

But I accepted with pleasure.

You look a bit wrinkled.

Yes, tonight I had to sleep in the car.

I wanted to ask you if you can spend a

or two nights at your house

on the couch or something.

Whatever. I also have a guest room.

Yes, the house opposite, second floor

I, um, also brought your clothes.

Edgar... thanks.

You know I fell in love with you since I saw you?

Look for a moment...

Tea, coffee or both?

He liked to leave something clear before

this is simple.

Complicate? What will you complicate things?

I just need a bed for the night.

Only! And just like women.

Too bad. Incidentally, it's over coffee.

And this is so.

Well

No coffee

You know exactly what I mean.

Of course, then mineral water?

Anything with alcohol in it would not be bad

Why are the police?

An attack of mad cow disease

No, actually I wanted to work at the zoo

Yes, but I'm allergic to cats

Seriously!

Tell me, for you I'm nothing but the magazine classic, is not it?

Eh, yes, you have confidence in you, you're smart,

're beautiful, you have nothing to do with colleagues

Thanks for the reply so direct.

And you?

Yes, provided they do not bring cats to work,

I will try to get used to you.

Or you are referring to something different?

No, I separate the work of private life.

Yes, of course

Look who's coming here.

Who's he with?

A colleague?

No idea.

Hello Here!

Hello, Mike.

This is Edgar, an old acquaintance.

Hello Edgar. Helen

These are two colleagues.

They also work for the city?

Yes, somehow...

Even in the same department

Well, unless it is in finance...

Lebanese red?

You are knowledgeable.

I hope so.

You smoke too much?

From time to time.

You know each other recently, is not it?

Eh?

Why?

That's it.

Hear the Karstens, complained of Surveillance

who can not talk you out of office hours,

and let your answering machine has a strange message.

Oh

I believe this serves as a short notice.

Yes, I can present: Commissioner Nimchek

Commissioner Rennmark

Commissioner Schwenk

And you? What you are devoted?

I? Camouflage stolen cars.

We are a team stupendous.

Yes, no-nonsense, where you contacted now?

In my house.

April 8 3 9 6 5, at least for a few weeks.

Yes, yes, for now, temporarily.

You also have an address?

Wiehlandstrasse 157, second floor right.

Yes ..

Well, he can be forgotten.

Armadillo it would be better behind the ear.

Tell me, Schwenk, because he reacts like that to me?

Oh, the Schwenk's life with a somewhat convoluted

do not want the tomes by a loser.

So it is rude.

Well, more than usual.

Ah, okay, they do not have to hear it,

I do not care.

Unfortunately I can not invite you for coffee.

Of course, separating the private employment.

Yes

I think, nobody understands it better than me.

Good night.

Hello, Ursula Rot is not Schwenk and Christof...

died. If you have a message, then leave it.

I hope you're listening and that is especially

what are you doing in your monster anabolic

and remember. The further increases the biceps

soon shrinks down.

Do not look at me like that. Let me.

I take note of how much I spent.

No problem.

Are you okay?

If you want to talk, you know where I am.

Good night.

A policeman, who was married to a police

Oh no, today is Saturday!

Good morning

Well, a defender of order, no?

Good morning

Tell me, your upstairs neighbors...

Yes, yes, like games between the sheets.

If you feel and you do not know where to go...

You can always rely on me.

I always thought that men like you were tidier

Um, and what else do you think?

about "people like me"?

Sorry, not meant that way

Do not know much about...

Gays!

The word is gay

GAY S. Four letters, easy to remember

Try to say it ever.

And if you do not succeed, try 100 times

eventually leave alone.

Well, I'll try again sometime.

Tell me, also know ironing?

Of course, I was single professional for years.

We should get married.

You can stop looking at me like that?

You blind me.

And that smile off of "sooner or later catch up."

I like women.

Although they are always wrong.

Well, you spoke, I heard!

Of course I think all day about how to take you to bed.

Well, then start looking for an apartment

Maybe on Monday has already arranged something.

Monday? Tell me one thing, when looking for an apartment for the last time?

In the years that Kennedy was shot?

Edgar S�nger

How are you Marko?

In my house?

This week-end is evil.

No, I have visitors.

Nobody... No. ..

Here is my mother. You know it.

Likes to appear by surprise.

Call me later, OK? Ciao

Hello Mom.

How about we take the "baby" for a walk?

Seest thou not that you do not have registration?

Well, illegal registrations have enough red up there.

This is not correct! Magazines up to my apartment?

As police did not think of anything else like that

hold the poor traders of used cars.

I stumbled on this.

If you say you're not used car dealer...

You let me drive?

To you I leave it to you.

Deixel Look, we know these two.

Ah, Mr Schwenk of mechanic

In a test drive?

We investigated this type last year.

In connection with old cars.

You think Schwenk want to buy a car

old Italian racing?

He? He has no money even for a second Korean scooter

Checks the registration, to see if it clears.

Calm down, maybe the mechanic is a friend of Schwenk.

I do not believe.

Why?

It is sissy.

Maybe Schwenk is to investigate it.

If it were a private matter would be embarrassing, no?

You drive like a savage.

And red registrations are only for use by vehicles

Not for rides.

Enrollments? These are stolen.

Then we can get you arrested now.

I just let me hold him.

What? Where does...

We wanted to visit the car museum. Now we're here

Yes, we thought we would go together.

Good idea.

Listen, be careful with the messages on the answering cues.

Otherwise, transform you into a brat.

Come on, Anton. Do not stress. Remember your meeting tomorrow.

Meeting? A slaughterhouse?

No, new job. Chief Programmer at the bank.

Goodbye.

Professor Emeritus Schwarzenegger

Very funny.

Well sister, after all, is which of the three?

Dear Dr., I know only three days ago.

And two are colleagues.

Sure, and the third is an imbecile, the room has no ass,

the fifth look like a fool, the sixth resonates,

and the seventh is not meant for a thousand other reasons.

No, there is one that is very dear colleague, but

the other is cute but smoke the drug,

and the third... yes, is the third.

I'm exhausted

Problems with the Chief Medical Officer?

Today one died in hospital

I know you do not want to hear it.

Motorcycle accident, no?

- Toma. - Thanks.

A shooting star

Or a communications satellite falling.

Anyway, I asked a desire for you.

� yes? What was it?

Guess what.

A man.

Thank you dear sister.

Tell me, how was the name of the type for whom I wrote love letters for you?

Efi something

Efi Katlevsky

You and your helper syndrome.

No, somehow it seemed interesting.

You know, I wish that one day you will have a real man.

I would prefer an apartment.

But that would go there alone?

Why is this world that men must first be

frogs before they turn into princes?

Someone has to be stunned mosquitoes

So?

Are you still angry about Anton?

Pfff!

Are you afraid that you can not compete with him?

Well, if there are billboards all muscled men

showing the chest, then start to think.

Do I really know what women want?

Or do they know?

Well, at least your figure is fine.

Thanks.

How's the water?

Wet.

Great.

What are you doing?

I? Bathing?

Pass me the shampoo.

Would you mind leaving it for later?

Always wash your hair first.

I leave you nervous?

To tell the truth, yes.

Great. Shampoo.

Very funny.

Hey, man, what will happen?

If you even say that just like women.

What can happen?

And this is your bathtub, no? And your rubber ducky.

Yes, this is certainly the situation in which mom warned you

the queers bad if you put it in the bathtub and grab your balls.

And you are very funny and I'm the stupid police

You are the elite and I proletarian

then your world is in order.

You can not bear to thee that thou mayest be courting.

If you can not be the eagle has jokingly mice.

Tell me, by any chance know how I feel?

I mean, does it matter anything to you?

Maybe I like to have an answer.

For example, the question about what happened between us on the first night

and if there is anything I should know

Devas know?

Yes! There are things about which one should speak, no?

Oh my God, now comes the silliness of AIDS.

Listen, there is no point running to the doctor tomorrow

and do AIDS test

because it takes a few weeks

until you can learn something.

Thanks!

Really appreciate that have me pre-emptively declared dead

Sorry.

This is not so easy.

Yes

You deal with death, I vacated the bathtub.

No, no, let it be.

It would have been nice of you.

What?

If you had asked me.

Surely you would have said no.

Yes, probably.

Shampoo.

Flowers?

Hello Edgar

Eh, he's taking a bath.

And you are the lady his mother?

I? No. .. um, just living here.

Welcomes the Edgar

Marko

Tell him that I would have liked to stay longer but

your mom is too masculine.

Hey, one moment. I think you interpret something wrong.

Well, I think I'll make my rounds.

I'll make my rounds!

Please

Someone should go get food.

I've been twice.

So now you know the path.

Something wrong?

I'm just surprised.

Really? Why?

I thought men like you exist now only in museums.

Very funny.

I want sausages with curry.

Well, me too.

Then the salesperson tells you.

I am not surprised.

What does not surprise you?

Let your "little bear" do not have endured.

"My little bear? As Sat...

Listen, my private life is out of the game OK?

Now here we are only dealing with the lunch.

God forbid that it be something else.

Tell me, what gives you the right to speak to me?

What do you know me?

I know you?

Yes!

I'll tell you what I know.

I know that you had something important to watch on TV

when your little bear wanted to talk to you.

I know that after each fight comes home with a silly toy

to try to remedy the situation.

you do not know the color of your eyes, and you do not know when

was the last time you asked her what she likes in bed.

Do you get hysterical when he has the time and your definition of a

order ideal weekend consists of going to the stadium on Saturday and Sunday ires

with the car to the track.

I also know that you cut his toenails in front of the TV

and you consider the series as a series of Albandi cultured

This is more or less what I know.

Is that enough?

Forget please.

You see inside my head. Give me headaches.

There's nothing in there that can hurt.

Tell me, how do you know all this?

I?

I once knew someone who was very similar.

Well, I can do my round and bring something.

Sausage with curry, right?

I need five minutes out there. Alone.

Tell me, it seems to you that lately I've changed somehow?

You know something? Now I know what you got.

You have a great crisis of maturity. But it passes.

Idiot.

I mean, I have the impression that women do not react to me as before.

Do not worry about it, I react well to thee.

I'll take a look at the back entrance.

OK

Guys, keep your sausage curry.

Now a green Jaguar with a man who

fits and description.

And it is Russian?

I took classes in Russian at school. Find out.

Can you tell me what you intend to do?

Shit, shit, shit, completely mad.

Prepare yourself, if I answer in Russian fell about him.

Anyway, the pillowcase it is familiar to me.

Police

Come on. The hands on the hood.

Fast.

No tricks.

Good job. It is Russian?

And very Russian.

Spread your legs.

I know this pillowcase.

Distract and grab, eh?

You'll regret it, birdie.

Well, let's see what we have here.

I knew I knew this fro .. this guy.

Classmates, colleagues, almost ruining an evening concert

me and my fiancee.

Well, you always want to appear in newspapers.

After all, someone has to control traffic.

Even in Offenbach.

Yes, yes, funny fellow.

The purpose of trafficking,

Schwenk, the next time you walk into a car

registration with red, at least make sure it is clean.

You owe us one.

Here, for your astute colleague.

He wanted to play in our material.

If you decide to come with us.

We teach you what is necessary.

Yes, it will be a difficult night for fellow Rennmark

Well, you can go to comfort her.

I do not know if you need me for precisely that.

Oh, she got a man?

No, he lives with a woman.

Yes? And then?

What is so special?

Nothing. He just said that living with a woman.

Oh, and you must immediately draw conclusions.

Conclusions? What conclusions?

Oh, no. There has hinted that something with it.

Say it out loud, so co-workers to enjoy.

You're crazy. Who knows how to make these comments in bad taste

about lesbians and gay eh? Not me! Actually I'm not!

No, it's the Christof Schwenk. Christof Schwenk,

The King of the fag jokes.

Man, excellent.

Yes?

Ah, yes, I am Christof. Helen is?

No, it's sleeping.

The case has affected her and drank a bottle of wine.

Yeah, hey, just wanted to deliver it.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Tell me, I give you any reason?

Eh, yeah, maybe that sorry.

Today I spent the marks.

And that is a wonderful companion.

Goodbye.

Your police was here.

I told him you were asleep.

What police?

A frog?

Yes I told him to go.

What a shame. I would throw it against the wall.

You wanted?

Nothing.

He apologized and said you were an excellent companion.

No! The Schwenk?

Yes, good evening.

Good night.

The "Schwenk, who would have thought?

That? This prepares the eggs for himself.

I used the red toothbrush. I hope that there is no problem.

I wanted a tea please.

Do not even know the young man some tea or something?

Do not make that face. You'll make a scene?

You wish it was not?

I do not like to find unknown men

naked in the shower.

May I remind you who is the apartment?

Tell me: how did this element of bad taste to your bed?

It's mine.

I said nothing.

So?

Say something!

Well ..

Well, no shit and pigeon. That's something.

Previously this was a gambling house.

If nothing happens, we can make a party.

Yes, there is also music. Whence?

Yes, it's the only downside. Comes from the movie below.

Action cinema?

Yes, well, depends how it is intended...

There is some action for sure.

Tell me that's not true.

A porno film.

Yes, that's why the previous tenant moved out.

Who can stand this?

Listen for hours in the other very good.

This apparently was commissioned in Kiev.

Now someone should steal.

Applied. Applied.

Small also count.

Who is this?

Marko Reifhardt. The uncle has a scrap dealer,

and apparently he sells stolen items.

You know him?

I? No. Just ask.

Edgar tells Marko that hide

How?

No, not really funny.

You know what I expected to find a connection between the two?

Then the two can share the chain.

No, not really funny.

Search It!

Problems?

Well ..

Your bride, no?

Something like that.

Tonight I have to go see an apartment and need a "groom to show"

Mike unfortunately do not have time.

If the apartment is good, dumb me with you.

Why? Something wrong with your current apartment?

Just the fact that it is not mine.

Edgar is finally fed up with you?

I can not say that.

Good compromised. How long ago?

Were celebrating the second anniversary recently.

I hope to take quicker decisions with respect to the apartment.

They want children?

Children! Children ..

Naturally. At least two.

It was a perfect performance.

Oh, almost forgot.

Thanks.

Many compromises and disruptions in recent days.

Should not have asked.

I'm sorry if you cause heartache.

Tube well. Otherwise would not be appropriate.

Are you sure?

It's the only thing I'm sure at the moment.

Let's have a drink.

Somewhere where we can do whatever we want.

This is a wonder.

Sorry.

Maybe too much wine

or the moon.

The noise of the night were the top, not us.

I figured it out.

Nothing happened between us.

It was my positive influence?

And so today you put the flat feet in the air

and hide everything that has homosexual appearance

This has nothing to do.

I have to avoid the rumors

and we have to talk seriously with tonight dear Marko

Okay, we postpone your coming out for a few days.

Promised?

Yes, promised.

Dissimulate when you see a cop.

Welcome to the Middle Ages.

Good morning.

Good morning.

I used the green toothbrush, I hope you are well.

Well, I ask them a small favor

Other?

Well, try a pair of strong men to help me change.

Yes, Mike helps us, among the four will finish quickly.

Sure, we'll be happy, right?

After all we are friends and help

Yes, Mass, yes, yes, yes

Your friend Edgar, has something against me?

Eddi?

E.., Edgar? No, the contrary

It's just a little shy.

Shy

But it has a little man under the glass of the upright toothbrush

Erect little man?

Tell me, last night...

I would rather not talk about it.

I'm going through a crisis.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Of course, by coincidence come from a hearty breakfast.

with a labor dispute.

Listen, I will not even explain it, okay?

Yeah, okay... that is why we have dressed your clothes.

Finally we have again the old Schwenk as we know it

Let me alone, okay?

What are you lately?

Someone can explain?

Before I met you, my life was in order

mine too.

If you were not so uptight, no problem.

You have a void in your life.

Very good, but not I who will fill.

I am a mistake.

Tell me...

One slip.

... Between you and Helen?

Two cops. Absolutely impossible.

And the night in your apartment, well...

Proceed with the search for apartment?

Are you sick of me by the horns, right?

Well ..

There are losses in the whole scene.

Each straight is a little gay, just do not know.

You seem to be the exception to the rule.

Unfortunately.

We must separate ourselves a little.

Well, I gotta wean myself from you.

I think I know what you need.

How about that one?

And that?

No, not like leather.

Why? It's just outside.

And that in a swimsuit?

Friendly, sympathetic, really.

Pfff, is in a stable relationship for seven years.

Man, we're not in the balance of the summer.

And that, up ahead?

It's pretty cool.

Come on! Also you realize?

Yes, it's quite beautiful and a nightmare. I have known him.

So tell me who do you want.

I'm out of my environment.

I'm completely lost

That!

Where?

Up there next to that type.

The perfect mix between a macho and a mouse.

Forget please.

Oh no, shit!

Colleagues

This I know.

There's an exit behind.

No, because we can not.

Tell me, now it was...

Good night, I see your identification please?

I hope it's enough.

This is one of my informants.

They have a good night.

Thanks, also, Commissioner

This is not true.

I'm running from the police just for being in the wrong place

Welcome to the club.

Incidentally. For a non-gay kiss very well.

Know where those two?

Schwenk?

With an informant

that matches the description of the mechanic.

Deixel, which will bring us this?

I think...

we should investigate this mechanic.

Have more carefully

Yes Massa. Sorry Massa! I did look better next time.

If they can go faster...

What is there here? Sheets of lead or what?

Yes, maybe. Maybe Collect weights.

Samples of rocks, huh?

Or heavy water?

If your police do not, get another.

You seem to think I am urgently needed.

Urgency is not the word

I can take some time? I do not want to appear first.

No, wait until you find so much wrong.

This is where you go?

In there.

Well, what else is in the program?

I need someone to restore it.

A refurbished apartment, which I do not changed.

Yes, and unfortunately I have 10 thumbs in his hands.

Yes, I? I'm priceless.

Thirty hour.

Forty

Thirty-five

I'm an idiot, but I need the money.

Accepted.

Well boys, first round, I hit the ironing board.

you and the leather couch, okay?

You're a lazy pig.

Listen, I'm allergic to leather, okay?

It is both.

Leave me alone!

What?

Leave me alone!

It's a miracle that not one over the other

when I leave you alone in the midst of this orgy.

Already realized that this country is awash in sex?

Wherever you look, there are people fucking.

Did something happen?

Listens to Chris, you have to talk in private.

One of my sources told me that they are Kallenbach and Deixel

very interested by your tenant and his workshop.

They are investigating.

Edgar is clean.

If he has a car that is not...

will be better next week that is not already there!

Thanks for the warning.

Edgar!

Shit.

Now he says he is a mouse.

What's up! What does this mean?

Actually, it said.

I do not understand. I must play the cat and eat it?

I also have the impression that you are very similar.

Of course Chris said you're a little shy with women.

Well, yes.

I look like a rodent?

No, much better.

I hope someone has said that for example...

have a great ass.

Yes

a few times.

Do not get me wrong please.

I have no intention of seducing you, you know...

I have no problem with that. Not you.

no...

Why?

It is the physicist?

No, absolutely not, I mean, it's my thing, because...

You, a woman, you have virtually everything...

But do not attract.

Well...

Marko!

I'll give you a kick in the ass.

Will refrain that young.

Sorry, I thought it was someone else.

I hope so.

I am the mother of Edgar.

Could you please, the suitcase?

Yes, of course.

Thanks.

Yes, since it is clear that live here, you can call me Iris.

Iris

Where is my son?

He ?..., a remodeling job.

Incidentally, I am Christof. Christof Schwenk.

Live here temporarily.

Any problem if you call Chris?

This begins to seem a place of civilized people.

Is it because of its healthy influence?

Definitely should stay longer.

Edgar needs someone as organized as you.

You like me. Good for my boy

I, um, I'm not... I'm just...

Yes, yes, of course.

You're right

Basically I have nothing to do with it.

Here there is a misunderstanding.

Oh no

Yes

How did this get here?

This is mine.

You two are no longer a little old for that?

This, I'm just a guest here

Edgar and I are not in any way...

Be calm. I am aware of my son's sexual preferences.

I mean, we live in the 90 years of this century.

and I do not have to please.

To you, that should make you happy.

Yes, but me and Edgar, one moment...

I'm not gay.

He slept with my son?

I do not know!

Do not you know?

This is increasingly interesting, dear Chris.

So you're the one who forgot.

But if I just tell you that I do not...

How can I make something with your child?

There has to be Catholic to go to church.

But if my son now sleeps with straight,

then we could try with a woman.

Edgar because you really only attract men.

How exactly want to know?

I can also're all wetlands, no?

Also, I know my son is longer than you.

Not seriously believe that Edgar may have something with a woman?

We can not rule.

Today everything works or not?

Thus, under certain circumstances, if a woman is attractive

intelligent, responsible and safe, why not?

And where is doing the renovation?

At the house of a colleague of mine.

E?

It is intelligent, responsible and attractive?

Looks like it.

and sure of herself.

You see?

That's a start.

By the way, you are also very attractive and can I say.

And you're absolutely sure that not gay?

I?

Hello, Eddi, treasure

Mother!

How did you get?

You have a search warrant?

I kept an interesting conversation with your guest charming.

Yes, now I unpack things and rest.

The journey...

But tomorrow you must tell me all about your precious fold employer.

Good night.

Good night.

Why so late ah?

How?

You probably had too much to renew, Eddi, treasure.

Tell me, are you crazy or both walked to smoke something?

Better, tell me where I sleep. Perhaps with your mom?

We fit the two in my bed.

You wish, but not dreams.

Then lie down in the bathtub or under a bridge

or go to a house of citations. You and my mother.

My mother and you drive me mad.

This I assure you.

Do not worry about it. Go out to the father.

Madhouse.

It's a madhouse.

But no frills, okay?

If my mother is visiting, I can not work.

Blessed Mother.

Fuck you.

To whom, at least one of you is not gay

make a perfect couple.

The coffee is ready!

Oh, mother...

Ah, Marko

Food for the beasts

I just wake up the Tigers.

I'm Iris, the mother of Edgar. Good morning.

Helen Rennmark, I-mate Chris

Ah, the beautiful employer. Boys have visits.

Helen

You must tell me all about you.

OK, the deal is this: Thou shalt not you say you are gay

and I tell you that two of my colleagues will inspect your shop soon.

This is very little.

If I hide who I am, you have to help me with something.

Help?

The red Alfa on the patio... is stolen

The insurance you think you are six months in Ishinovkahot

Can you help me tonight to get rid of that.

He goes straight to the press, is that clear?

Nothing sale of parts, without fingerprints, no problems

Ok?

Ok

Hello Helen

Hello Edgar

Good morning, Helen

Good morning.

So early to work?

Yes, the room heating had broken down.

I have to talk to you a minute.

Iris, well, she is a colleague.

Please do not tell her that Edgar is gay. Please.

On the contrary, dear, however.

And if something is wrong with the workshop, it is already.

Now, understand?

Promised.

And not a word to Chris. This visit is a breakfast spontaneous

This car is fantastic

Alfa

Fantastic

I had an equal

Exactly like this, really.

Until the year and a half ago;

Oh yeah?

and now I'm not

The Alfa.

How could they have?

Missing, lost, "Perdu"

I was drunk and slammed against a wall

Pure mud.

And then the police took my license. Imagine.

Sons of a bitch.

Do not you think also that the police...?

Beautiful car. Alfa

Fucking cops.

For this engine would give me 5000

Goes to press.

A car so cute

Yes, yes, amazing Alpha, I know.

Calm down.

Ready equal no more cars

Have you heard anything about the ozone hole?

I see a very large before me.

Really?

Yeahhh

Let us pause.

Here the smell of chicken shit.

Do not you think we exaggerate a little?

Something stinks here. I smell good.

How nice for you.

But look.

The informant and the master.

It seems that a team form.

Yes, so I leave the question in the air:

Why the colleague was suddenly thrown out by the bride?

You...

It'll give me something.

The Schwenk

Sorry I arrived so late.

Thanks

Where is it?

Ali I do not know what's going on with Schwenk.

There are some days I walk to avoid.

Here round the rumor that you're also in the hunt for Helen

That should cheer you.

Stay with the mechanic. At least you can fix something.

Mistake me colleagues, or the smell of chicken shit?

Very funny.

Drink a beer.

This fouls. With the gay who is here.

What's happening?

We better go.

You know, I'm getting saturated with thee.

I go to the party I want.

And also what I am in the feasts.

I also do not know, but my needle points to Chris.

And what are you waiting for?

Schwenk lately been living with this mechanic

Yesterday we went to see your nearest car lot.

And who comes home late at night and embraced?

Abra�adinhos as a casalzito of love.

Mr Schwenk and such

Be careful not to get too close to you.

Come, Deixel

Chris

You'll get out?

Are you going to kill you.

Perhaps not as gay as you think

Only on weekends, weekend and some days that I know.

Really? Most men I know think they are tigers.

Or at least roosters

But he says that is a mouse.

That sounds pretty gay if you ask.

We also breed mice with both sexes.

Almost always, at least.

It's so embarrassing.

Helen?

Tell me one thing. It seems embarrassing or you're in love with him?

I believe both

This is serious. You'll get out now?

Not until she's dead.

That is what Mike wanted you?

You're a real mother.

I do not want you to call me "Mom."

But mothers do not have to know everything

Just cause you concern when there is no reason.

Now that we're so comfortable here,

We should do the same as last time.

When?

Since you avoid the over.

Not thought about it even in dreams. You're exhausting.

I know now what happened that time.

But I do not say.

But I still do not know...

Not yet?

Ah, yes! Again?

It's become a reflex.

Also, because you want to explain,

Much can not have happened.

Raspberry.

That's what you mean? Yes or not?

I do not know.

Listen, you were there or not?

He was, of course.

But not quite.

I have a gap

One moment...

One moment.

Heavens! Yes, I do not know.

He does not know.

He does not know.

I have to digest this. You go to bed with me.

And now I know!

I mean...

What does that mean exactly? I do not know?

It is something like:

Well, I do not know who I fuck.

I do not know.

Or maybe this: If I have more than two per thousand of alcohol

then fuck with everything that moves. I do not know.

I mean, against all my morals went to bed with a man,

and constantly wonder if I should continue with it or not,

And you do not know!

I mean, seriously do not know?

Shut up up there, wicked!

Or call the police.

In order for the arrest.

I just know I love you.

And I you.

They say that nowadays everything is possible.

Yes

Not true.

Simply not true.

I regret it.

True love stories almost always end badly.

Listen,

I, um...

When an octopus old is too much time alone in his backyard,

Begins to pull out its tentacles one by one.

Well, I'm gay, but I would not have to do this,

or you'd be alright,

I know it's best I go now.

It's a shame.

Yes

Too bad.

Schwenk is not gay

No? He lives with a gay and embraces him in public

Guys, keep the toys we have seen women

Hey, Schwenk, here is only for men.

We want to be here.

Schwenk, do not get bored, they do not pass your information to the mechanic and his accomplices,

by exchange of driving their cars, everything will be fine.

It really is attractive.

And that's because I like tough guy, like you and Deixel

Where is he?

But unfortunately they only do so among you,

Or because they will urinate and bathe together forever?

So think I'm gay?

Very well then I'm gay.

gay, gay

Three-letter word

gay

Understood?

And your little secret?

With your partner by pressing a bitch not to charge you.

We all know that.

Yes, and he

Never did you pay to any Turkish where you fill yourself with food, do you?

Ah, Deixel!

It is not true that only uses your wives at work?

Or because your wife had a black eye the other day?

In this house of horror from today I play the gays!

Understood?

They have a good night.

Sucks dicks!

Oh, sorry, he escaped me.

I liked what happened to little

recently?

Were you... really would not expect you,

You were brave.

Thanks.

Yet it also seems to me a shit.

Shit? What?

You to be gay.

Oh, that.

Do not get me wrong. It seems to me that you be gay excellent.

Since when did you know?

Yeah, well...

This is nothing to me. I have no right to ask you.

Okay.

Only it's more complicated than you think.

Yeah.

Because for some reason I can not explain,

I fell in love madly in love with you,

and

the fact of being gay changes nothing about that.

I just...

Only that?

Only complicates the situation further.

Or maybe easier.

Or both.

Do you understand now?

Yes

Yes, very inclusive.

Yes?

I do not.

Yes

I understand you.

Okay,

Now we only have two options,

The stop now...

Or?

Or not?

If you think this time you do not want to do it with a woman

Right now I do.

The windows to annoy you...

There are no trees, no cats, no problem.

Good, because I do not think in repressing me.

Good.

Now nothing distracts me.

Open the door.

And everything else we discuss later, okay?

Yes Later.

Much later.

Now they have the highest volume. It's crazy to take on.

Yes, I have to explain something to you,

It's a bit tricky, e. ..

Ah, shit

No, staff should notify somehow before I say...

In the end we are still in service,

To me I do not care, but I...

Shut up, Mike!

What?

Just shut up Mike.

Yes

Sorry gentlemen. We jumped into action!

What?

Action!

Shit!

Come, come, come quick!

SHIT!

Let them escape, beginners!

One may wonder what prevented the gentlemen and ladies

to use the radios?

We were...

We were resting.

Yes

This rest will cause them problems

If the review is aware of it.

But Kallenbach, Kallenbach.

this is a summer night so beautiful

I do not care a horn,

Look... just finished my shift here... end.

Now begins my private life

Yes, this, incidentally, is my new boyfriend

Yes, but you already know.

Ah, ever said that I was gay?

Forgiveness friends must have forgotten about it with haste,

If and when you, your rabbits occur to them to make some

stupid comment, then give them out of the muzzle, OK?

Ok!

So, goodbye.

They see us?

Do you understand anything?

Nothing at all.

From this you realize how the world became complicated in recent years?

Too

In Greece, we can retire after 15 years of service completed.

Here one can only rest cure

They told me that the spa is very nice Salzuflen

Really?

Once I was in Bad Orf

was not so bad

Yes, there you can feed the deer in the park.

Deer?

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