Original subtitles

>> WE´RE STILL FRIENDS.

>> NO, WE´RE NOT FRIENDS.

I´M YOUR WIFE.

>> THAT´S LIZ´S ATTORNEY.

SHE´S SUING ME FOR DIVORCE.

JUST CALM DOWN!

>> YOU KNOW WHAT´LL CALM ME

DOWN?

A BOAT--YOURS.

>> SEAN McNAMARA, WILL YOU MARRY

ME?

>> YES.

>> WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?

>> I HAVEN´T BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP.

>> SEAN.

SEAN?

SEAN!

SEAN, WAKE UP!

WAKE UP, SEAN!

SHIT.

CHRISTIAN!

CHRISTIAN!

CHRISTIAN!

CHRISTIAN, GET UP!

>> WHAT HAPPENED?

>> I DON´T KNOW.

I WOKE UP, AND HE WAS LIKE THIS.

>> SEAN.

SEAN!

CALL 911. GO.

JESUS.

JESUS.

COME ON.

DID YOU SEE HIM TAKE THOSE

PILLS?

>> NO, I DIDN´T.

I DIDN´T EVEN KNOW.

>> WE´RE GONNA HAVE TO PUMP HIS

STOMACH.

>> PARAMEDICS ARE COMING.

>> NO, WE DON´T HAVE TIME FOR

THAT, ALL RIGHT?

JUST MAINTAIN HIS AIRWAY.

>> COME ON, SEAN.

COME ON, SEAN.

>> HOLD HIS MOUTH.

KEEP IT OPEN.

OK?

>> OK.

>> HE WAS ALREADY GIVEN A

GASTRIC LEVAGE.

WHAT THE HELL IS TAKING SO LONG?

>> CHRISTIAN, IT´S ONLY BEEN 10

MINUTES.

>> DID I ASK YOU?

>> LOOK. I AM AS WORRIED ABOUT

HIM AS YOU ARE.

>> REALLY, SWEETHEART?

IS THAT WHY YOU GAVE HIM

PRESCRIPTION SLEEPING PILLS?

>> I GAVE HIM A PRESCRIPTION

BECAUSE HE COULDN´T SLEEP.

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE´D

ABUSE IT?

>> DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT

KIND OF STRESS HE´S BEEN UNDER?

DO YOU?

>> I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST HIM.

>> OH, BEAUTIFUL.

THAT´S WHY HE´S LIVING THE

LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND

FAMOUS WITH YOU AND TRYING TO

PAY CHILD SUPPORT AND TRYING TO

KEEP THE BUSINESS FROM GOING

UNDER.

[SIGH]

>> HE TOLD ME YOU WERE PURPOSELY

CUTTING BACK.

>> WE DID AN INFOMERCIAL FOR

VAGINAL REJUVENATION, FOR GOD´S

SAKE.

WE GOT ANOTHER SURGEON IN SO

THAT WE COULD GET AN EXTRA 10%.

ARE YOU BLIND?

HE´S HANGING ON BY A THREAD.

SOMETHING MUST HAVE HAPPENED.

>> I PROPOSED TO HIM.

>> YOU WHAT?

>> I PROPOSED TO HIM.

>> OH, GEE, NO PRESSURE THERE.

AHEM.

MISS.

COME ON, HELP ME OUT HERE.

♫ AH

MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL

MAKE ME A PERFECT SOUL

A PERFECT MIND, A PERFECT FACE

A PERFECT LIFE ♫

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU CAN GET SOME REST.

I CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS CONSULT.

>> I´M FINE.

YOU´RE BLOWING THE WHOLE THING

OUT OF PROPORTION.

I TOOK ONE SLEEPING PILL, I

STILL COULDN´T SLEEP, SO I TOOK

ANOTHER ONE, THAT´S ALL.

IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO

ANYBODY.

>> ANYBODY WHO WASHES PILLS DOWN

WITH A FIFTH OF GLEN KELLA.

>> I SAID I´M FINE.

LET´S DROP IT.

TELL US WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE

ABOUT YOURSELF, JARED.

>> MY NAME´S ENIGMA.

>> JARED CHOSE THAT NAME BECAUSE

HE SAYS IT EXPRESSES HOW HE

FEELS, AND IT´S PRETTY

DESCRIPTIVE FOR US, TOO.

>> WELL, TELL US ABOUT YOUR

SCARIFICATION.

>> SKIN WAS PROFESSIONALLY

REMOVED BY A SCALPEL.

LASERS WON´T FIX THESE.

>> WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO REMOVE

THEM WITH SKIN GRAFTS OR

Z-PLASTY INCISIONS.

>> OH, THANK GOD.

WELL, THAT´S A START.

TURN AROUND, JARED.

SHOW THE DOCTORS WHAT ELSE

YOU´VE DONE.

PLEASE TURN AROUND, ENIGMA.

CAN YOU DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT

HORRIBLE THING, DOCTORS?

>> IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS WELL

DONE, MEANING ALL THE INK IS AT

THE SAME LEVEL.

IT MAKES LASER REMOVAL MUCH

EASIER.

>> IT SHOULD TAKE ABOUT 6 TO 8

TREATMENTS, AND AFTER THAT, WITH

THE HAIR REGROWING, IT SHOULD BE

UNNOTICEABLE.

>> OH.

>> ENIGMA, DO YOU WANT THESE

PROCEDURES?

>> NO.

THE WAY I LOOK IS THE WAY I FEEL

INSIDE.

I DON´T WANT TO CHANGE A THING.

>> WELL, I´M SORRY, MR. AND MRS.

McCLOUD, BUT IF YOUR SON DOESN´T

WANT THESE REMOVED, YOU CAN´T

FORCE HIM TO, EVEN THOUGH HE IS

A MINOR.

>> WE´RE FULLY AWARE OF THAT,

DR. TROY.

I´M A CRIMINAL ATTORNEY.

BUT ENIGMA, GARTH, AND I HAVE A

CONTRACT.

IT´S SOMETHING THAT WE ALL

AGREED UPON.

>> THEY AGREED TO SEND ME TO

MILITARY SCHOOL IF I DON´T HAVE

THEM REMOVED.

>> DON´T MAKE IT SOUND SO

ONE-SIDED, SON.

WE AGREED TO LET YOU LISTEN TO

THE MUSIC THAT YOU LIKE.

I SAID THAT I WOULD CALL YOU

ENIGMA UNTIL YOUR 18th BIRTHDAY.

>> I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE ABORTED

ME.

>> WE DON´T KNOW WHY THIS

HAPPENED.

ALL HIS LIFE, HE´S BEEN

ATTRACTED TO THE DARKER SIDE OF

HIS PERSONALITY.

HE´S--HE´S

BEEN THIS WAY SINCE HE WAS A

SMALL CHILD.

>> WE TRIED TO GO ALONG FOR A

WHILE, BUT CARVING THE SIGN OF

THE DEVIL INTO YOUR FOREHEAD IS

GOING TOO FAR.

HIS DARKNESS IS DESTROYING OUR

FAMILY.

>> ONE SET CRYSTAL TUMBLERS WITH

DECANTER.

DO YOU THINK THIS TRIM HERE IS

SOLID GOLD?

>> OF COURSE IT IS, FOOL!

GET YOUR GRUBBY FINGERPRINTS OFF

IT.

WHAT THE HELL´S GOING ON?

>> YOU HAVE IGNORED ALL OF MY

REQUESTS FOR AN ITEMIZED ACCOUNT

OF EVERYTHING ON THIS--

>> DON´T YOU TOUCH IT!

SO YOU BOARD HER ILLEGALLY.

>> NOT ILLEGALLY, BY COURT

ORDER.

>> GET THAT AWAY FROM ME.

>> WHERE CAN I FIND THE KEYS TO

THE STATEROOM?

>> 50 FEET THAT WAY, MY FRIEND.

WHO ARE YOU?

I DON´T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOU.

LOOK.

I TRIED TO BE EMPATHETIC, I´VE

TRIED TO BE UNDERSTANDING AND

KIND, BUT YOU COULD GIVE A SHIT.

FINE, YOU WANT TO WALLOW IN YOUR

MISERY, YOU WANT TO MAKE ME THE

BOGEYMAN, THAT´S FINE, ALL

RIGHT?

JUST DON´T TAKE MY BOAT!

>> OH, NO.

I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS THING

IS TO YOU.

IT REPRESENTS THE BEGINNING OF

YOUR NEW LIFE, A NEW LIFE THAT I

WAS NOT INVITED TO BE PART OF.

YOU KNOW, I DON´T EVEN LIKE

BOATS.

SO YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK I´M GONNA BURN IT, LIKE

A GIANT FUNERAL PYRE

COMMEMORATING THE DEATH OF OUR

MARRIAGE.

BUT FIRST, I´M GONNA HAVE ALL MY

LESBIAN FRIENDS COME, AND WE´RE

GONNA HAVE A BIG BASH, AND WE´RE

GONNA WEAR OUR BIKINIS AND RUB

EACH OTHER WITH COCONUT OIL AND

GIVE THIS PIECE OF SHIT THE

SENDOFF IT DESERVES!

YOU THINK WE COULD LAUNCH OUR

JET SKIS FROM HERE?

>> LIZZIE, YOU´RE ALL WET.

>> AAH!

>> I´M SORRY.

THAT WAS WAY OUT OF LINE.

>> I SAW IT.

I SAW HIM PUSH YOUR OVERBOARD.

I HOPE YOU HAVE A HIDDEN TRUST

FUND SOMEWHERE BECAUSE--

>> THIS IS NONE OF YOUR

BUSINESS, SPECS.

>> YOU´VE JUST LOST YOUR CASE,

ALL RIGHT?

I AM GONNA GO CALL MRS. TROY´S

LAWYER.

YOU CAN CONSIDER ME A WITNESS.

>> GIVE ME YOUR HAND.

>> I WANT TO THANK YOU.

I THANK YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW

WHAT, CHRISTIAN?

NOW I´M GETTING IT ALL.

I AM GETTING THE BOAT, I´M

GETTING THE CAR, AND I´M GETTING

THE HOUSE!

OH, MY GOD!

AND THE ONLY THING THAT YOU´RE

EVER GONNA BE LEFT WITH IS A

TRUCKFUL OF REGRET AND YOUR BIG

DICK.

>> LIZ...

[SIGH]

JESUS.

[EXHALES]

BIG DICK.

>> OW!

>> STAY STILL.

>> OW!

ARE WE DONE?

I HAVE TO PICK MY DAUGHTER UP

FROM DAY CARE.

>> WE ARE ALL DONE, AND YOU WILL

NEVER HAVE TO SEE ME AGAIN, FOR

YOUR MOUSTACHE, ANYWAYS.

OF COURSE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO

THINK ABOUT DOING YOUR BIKINI

LINE.

HOW OFTEN DO YOU WAX?

>> EXCUSE ME?

>> [SPEAKING VIETNAMESE]

>> WHAT´S SO FUNNY, YOU TWO?

>> NOTHING, KIMMIE.

WE SAY YOU ARE A GOOD

BUSINESSWOMAN.

>> THIS IS TEA TREE OIL.

I WANT YOU TO USE THIS TWICE A

DAY.

>> THANKS.

[DIONNE WARWICK´S "ANYONE

WHO HAD A HEART" PLAYING]

>> OK.

>> MANI-PEDI?

>> NO, I´M, UH, LOOKING FOR--

YOU HAVE AN ELECTROLYSIS PERSON?

KIMBER HENRY?

WOW.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I´M BOOKED.

GO.

>> LOOK AT YOU, HUH?

FROM THE FIRST LADY OF PORN TO

FRYING FOLLICLES ON VENTURA

BOULEVARD.

I MEAN, SWEETIE, YOU CAN´T MAKE

THAT SHIT UP.

>> THIS IS MY PLACE OF BUSINESS,

CHRISTIAN.

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

>> YOUR PLACE OF BUSINESS.

THIS IS BULLSHIT.

YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT.

RIGHT?

I HAVE AN OFFER YOU CAN´T

REFUSE.

>> YEAH? WHAT´S THAT?

>> I WANT TO GET INTO YOUR

BUSINESS.

>> WHAT, LASER HAIR REMOVAL?

>> NO. DON´T BE STUPID.

SKIN FLICKS.

>> OH, STOP IT.

>> WHAT? I´M SERIOUS.

I MEAN, WE COULD COME UP WITH A

GREAT CONCEPT, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, TURN IT INTO A SERIES OR

SOMETHING, RIGHT?

SERIOUSLY, COME UP WITH A--I

DON´T KNOW.

WHAT ABOUT ME BANGING YOU, YOU

KNOW, AND A BUNCH OF OTHER

CHICKS...WITH

A BAG ON MY HEAD SO NOBODY

RECOGNIZES ME.

I DID THAT WITH A CHICK ONCE,

YOU KNOW?

IT WAS VERY INTERESTING.

SHE WAS THE ONE THAT WORE THE

BAG, BUT...

>> YOU KNOW, I GET 3 OR 4 PHONE

CALLS A WEEK BEGGING ME TO MAKE

A COMEBACK.

THEY SAY, "WHATEVER YOU WANT,

KIMBER."

SO IF VIVID AND VIXEN CAN´T PULL

ME BACK IN, CHRISTIAN, WHY IN

THE WORLD WOULD YOU THINK YOU

COULD?

>> WELL, AT LEAST YOU KNOW

SOMEBODY STILL WANTS YOU.

>> OH, AND THEY DO.

YOU KNOW, UH, JUST THIS MORNING,

I WAS PRESENTED WITH THIS

OPPORTUNITY TO LAUNCH MY OWN SEX

TOY LINE.

SO I´M STILL A GODDESS IN THIS

SORDID BUSINESS.

I JUST DON´T WANT TO DO IT.

>> SOUNDS GOOD. I´LL DO IT.

>> DO WHAT?

>> MAKE A MOLD OF MY DICK.

>> OH, GOD.

>> NO, COME ON!

THINK ABOUT IT.

MAKE A MOLD OF LITTLE--LITTLE

CHRISTIAN, YOU KNOW.

WE´LL MARKET IT LIKE "KIMBER

HENRY´S FAVORITE LOVE BUDDY."

>> MMM.

>> RIGHT?

I MEAN, WHATEVER.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THAT´S YOUR

THING.

YOU KNOW?

THAT´S GOOD, RIGHT?

>> YEAH. YOU´RE CRAZY.

>> I´M NOT CRAZY.

DON´T TELL ME IT´S NOT THE

PRETTIEST THING YOU EVER SAW.

COME ON, PERFECT GIRTH, PERFECT

LENGTH.

WE CAN MAKE A SHITLOAD OF MONEY.

I DON´T KNOW IF YOU HEARD OR

NOT, BUT...

I´M GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE

RIGHT NOW, SO...

>> OH. WELL, I´M--I´M

REALLY SORRY TO HEAR THAT.

>> ♫ LOVE ME, TOO

YOU COULDN´T REALLY

HAVE A HEART... ♫

>> JUST THINK ABOUT IT.

>> ♫ LIKE YOU HURT ME

AND BE SO UNTRUE

ANYONE WHO HAD A HEART

WOULD LOVE ME, TOO

ANYONE WHO HAD A HEART

WOULD SURELY TAKE ME

IN HIS ARMS AND... ♫

♫ WHY WON´T YOU? ♫

[MUSIC STOPS]

>> HEY.

HOW COME YOU DIDN´T COME OVER

LAST NIGHT?

>> HOW COME YOU DIDN´T TELL ME

THAT YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?

>> I DON´T. LOOK.

I MADE A MISTAKE.

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN

MIXING SLEEPING PILLS WITH

ALCOHOL.

I´M SORRY.

>> SO AM I.

>> WHAT FOR?

>> THERE IS NO TRUST HERE.

AND I CANNOT BUILD A

RELATIONSHIP ON A MOUNTAIN OF

BULLSHIT.

I THINK WE SHOULD JUST TAKE A

GIANT STEP BACK, PUT OUR

ENGAGEMENT ON HOLD.

CHRISTIAN TOLD ME EVERYTHING.

THE FACT THAT YOU THINK THAT I

CAN´T HANDLE YOUR BEING BROKE, I

MEAN--

>> I´M NOT BROKE.

>> NO?

>> I JUST DON´T HAVE THE CASH

FLOW RIGHT NOW.

I GUESS I FELT TOO EMBARRASSED

TO TELL YOU THAT.

YOU´RE GONNA BREAK OFF OUR

ENGAGEMENT OVER THIS?

>> I WISH YOU KNEW ME BETTER,

SEAN.

THINGS MEAN NOTHING TO ME.

HONESTY--THAT

MEANS EVERYTHING.

[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

>> HEY.

I WAS JUST, UH, LOOKING FOR A

Q-TIP.

>> GIVE ME MY PILLS.

>> I DIDN´T TAKE YOUR GODDAMN

PILLS.

>> I SAID, GIVE ME MY PILLS, ALL

RIGHT?

I´M NOT GONNA WATCH YOU SABOTAGE

YOUR LIFE LIKE THIS.

IT´S ENOUGH I HAVE TO WATCH MY

SON DO IT.

GIVE THEM TO ME.

GIVE THEM TO ME, OR I WILL CALL

THE STATE AND HAVE THEM REVOKE

YOUR LICENSE TO PRESCRIBE.

>> I CAN´T SLEEP.

TEDDY JUST BROKE UP WITH ME.

>> YOUR INABILITY TO DEAL WITH

YOUR ANXIETY STARTED A LONG TIME

BEFORE TEDDY.

YOU´RE DANCING ON THE PRECIPICE

OF A BIG BLACK HOLE, MY FRIEND,

WHETHER YOU´D LIKE TO ADMIT IT

OR NOT.

I´LL JUST SEE YOU GO TO REHAB

BEFORE I WATCH YOU FALL IN.

I FIND ONE MORE PILL MISSING, I

MEAN ONE, FROM ME OR THE OFFICE,

AND I SWEAR TO YOU I WILL CALL

THE STATE BOARD AND THE DEA AND

HAVE YOU REPORTED, YOU

UNDERSTAND?

>> WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING

HERE?

I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED TEDDY

FOR ALL OF MY SURGERIES.

>> TOUGH TITTIES, CHRISTIAN.

SHE ASKED IF I COULD COVER, AND

I SAID THAT I COULD.

I HEARD YOU AND TEDDY BROKE UP,

SEAN.

SORRY.

>> SO AM I.

>> COME ON, LET´S GET THIS OVER

WITH.

"THE ONLY LIGHT IS DARKNESS."

WOW.

THIS KID´S A BOWL OF SMILES,

ISN´T HE?

>> LOOKS LIKE HE JUST CARVED IT.

>> 15 BLADE, LINDA.

>> ♫ ALL AROUND ME

ARE FAMILIAR FACES

WORN-OUT PLACES, WORN-OUT FACES

BRIGHT AND EARLY

FOR THE DAILY RACES

GOING NOWHERE, GOING NOWHERE

AND I FIND IT KIND OF FUNNY

I FIND IT KIND OF SAD

THE DREAMS IN WHICH I´M DYING

ARE THE BEST I´VE EVER HAD

I FIND IT HARD TO TELL YOU

I FIND IT HARD TO TAKE

PEOPLE RUNNING CIRCLES

IT´S A VERY, VERY MAD WORLD

MAD WORLD

MAD WORLD ♫

["WISHING AND HOPING" BY DUSTY

SPRINGFIELD PLAYING]

>> I GET 50% OF THE PROFITS, OK?

>> FINE.

>> IF YOU´RE GONNA DRAG ME

THROUGH THE MUD AGAIN, I MIGHT

AS WELL GET RICH DOING IT.

AND, UH, I NEED TO START A

COLLEGE FUND FOR JENNA.

>> FINE. JUST DO IT.

>> ♫ YOU CAN SHARE

ALL YOU GOT TO DO... ♫

>> RUB A THICK COATING OF THIS

ALL OVER YOUR GENITALS AND MAKE

YOURSELF HARD.

>> CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND?

>> CHRISTIAN, DO IT.

>> GEE.

>> ♫ SHOW HIM THAT YOU CARE

JUST FOR HIM

DO THE THINGS

HE LIKES TO DO

WEAR YOUR HAIR JUST FOR HIM

GIRL...♫

>> COME ON, BABY, CAN YOU GIVE

ME A HAND HERE?

>> NOT AFTER WHAT YOU´VE PUT ME

THROUGH.

>> COME ON, GIVE ME--JUST--JUST

LET ME--LET

ME TOUCH THOSE PRETTY BABIES.

COME ON.

OH, THAT´S GOOD.

YEAH.

OH.

THAT´S IT.

>> ♫ SO IF YOU´RE THINKING

OF HOW GREAT TRUE LOVE IS

ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS HOLD HIM

AND KISS HIM AND SQUEEZE HIM

AND LOVE HIM, YEAH

JUST DO IT... ♫

>> GOD! GOD! GOD!

QUICK! COME ON, HURRY UP.

POUR THE MOLD BEFORE I LOSE MY

WOOD.

AHEM.

COME ON!

>> OK.

LAY BACK.

>> BEFORE I LOSE THE WOODY!

ALL RIGHT!

HOW LONG DOES THIS TAKE TO SET?

>> 20 MINUTES.

>> WHAT? 20 MINUTES?

>> JUST THINK OF ME.

>> OH! NO WAY, SWEETIE.

I´LL PROBABLY BE THINKING ABOUT

HOW MUCH MONEY I´LL MAKE.

>> THE FOOD SUCKS.

AND THEY USE DISHWATER FOR THE

COFFEE.

YOU´RE BETTER OFF JUST EATING

THE ACTUAL MENU.

YOU SEE THAT GUY?

TRUCK SALESMAN.

HE GOT LAID OFF.

HAD TO CASH IN HIS 401(k).

NOW HE´S BROKE.

THAT ONE?

FAILED HER MCATs

3 TIMES, THINKS SHE´S NEVER

GONNA BE A DOCTOR.

THAT POOR BASTARD?

LOST HIS HOUSE IN A FIRE, DIDN´T

HAVE INSURANCE.

>> OK. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

WHAT´S YOUR STORY?

>> FIANCE DUMPED ME...HARD.

YOU?

>> SOMETHING SIMILAR AND THEN

SOME.

>> VIVIEN.

>> SEAN.

>> YOU DECIDED YET?

>> HE´S NOT HUNGRY.

>> VIVIEN, YOU CAN´T KEEP

TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THE FOOD.

I NEED THE TIPS.

OH, GOD.

>> SHE´S SUCH A BITCH.

>> ACTUALLY, I DID WANT TO EAT.

>> YEAH, BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU´RE

REALLY HUNGRY FOR.

SLEEP.

COME WITH ME, I´LL SHOW YOU

WHERE YOU CAN GET SOME.

>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

CAREFUL THERE, BUDDY BOY.

I DON´T THINK YOU REALIZE HOW

BIG IT IS.

>> NOT EVEN CLOSE, MILTON BERLE.

JUST TRY AND RELAX.

>> AAH!

IT´S PULLING MY PUBES.

>> WHY´D YOU WANT A MOLD OF HIS

DICK, ANYWAY?

SO YOU DON´T GET LONELY WHEN HE

GOES OUT OF TOWN?

>> I´M NOT DATING KIMBER, ALL

RIGHT, MIKE?

KIMBER IS THE MOTHER OF MY

GRANDDAUGHTER.

I KNOW THAT´S HARD TO BELIEVE

SINCE I´M SO GOOD-LOOKING,

BUT, ANYWAY, SHE´S GOT SOME

MONEY PROBLEMS, AND I HAVE THIS

FANTASTIC ATTRIBUTE, SO I´M

HELPING HER OUT.

WE´RE GONNA MAKE MILLIONS ON

THIS THING, RIGHT?

>> MMM.

ACTUALLY, HE´S THE ONE WITH THE

MONEY PROBLEMS. HE CAME TO ME

HERE.

>> THANK YOU.

>> I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I´VE

ALWAYS BEEN A BIG FAN OF YOUR

WORK.

>> OH, JESUS.

GET THIS OFF MY DICK, WOULD YOU?

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> OHH.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> OH, THANK GOD.

WHEW.

>> THAT´S IT?

SO THAT´S WHAT THE BIG FUSS IS

ABOUT?

>> LIKE YOU´VE EVER SEEN BIGGER?

[CHUCKLES]

>> I GOT TO GO.

LOOK.

YOU´RE GONNA WANT TO SOAK IT FOR

A WHILE, BUT YOU´LL BE FINE.

>> THANKS, DOC.

>> HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON, KIMBER.

>> NICE SEEING YOU, MIKE.

>> OH, FOR CHRIST´S SAKES, SNAP

YOURSELF OUT OF IT, WOULD YOU?

AS IF MIKE WOULD DATE AN OLD

LEATHER SHOE LIKE YOU.

>> WHATEVER, CHRISTIAN.

>> SO, UH, WE´LL DO THIS AGAIN

TOMORROW NIGHT, RIGHT?

YEAH?

I PROMISE I´LL SHAVE BETTER.

>> NO.

>> NO?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

COME ON, WE´RE GONNA MAKE A PILE

OF MONEY OUT OF THIS THING.

WE´RE A GREAT TEAM.

THINK OF JENNA.

OK. SO...TOMORROW

NIGHT AT 9:00?

>> I FIND THIS PLACE VERY

RELAXING.

>> YOU FIND IT RELAXING TO BE

AROUND HUMAN SUFFERING?

>> WE´RE ALL SUFFERING, SEAN.

IT´S JUST THAT THESE PEOPLE

CAN´T HIDE IT.

WATCHING THEM BLEED MAKES ME

FEEL LESS...ALONE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO

THAT GUY?

>> AH...SPINAL

CORD INJURY, PROBABLY FROM A CAR

ACCIDENT.

>> HOW DO YOU KNOW?

>> HE HAS A COMPOUND FRACTURE OF

HIS FEMUR, AND HE´S NOT

SQUIRMING IN PAIN.

>> YOU A DOCTOR OR SOMETHING?

>> PLASTIC SURGEON.

>> NICE.

>> YEAH.

>> HIM?

>> UM...

UH, BROKE HIS HAND.

UM, PRETTY BADLY, FROM THE LOOKS

OF THE SWELLING.

>> TELL ME MORE.

TELL ME WHAT...BONES

HE´S BROKEN.

>> THE--THE

METACARPALS, THE MIDDLE

PHALANGES.

POSSIBLE THAT HE PUNCHED

SOMEONE.

IT WOULD NOT BE UNCOMMON FOR HIM

TO BREAK THE SCAPHOID AS WELL.

>> HIM?

>> HE HAS LUNG CANCER.

STAGE 3.

I DON´T THINK HE´S GONNA LIVE

THROUGH THE NIGHT.

SO THIS IS WHAT YOU DO?

YOU GET OFF IN THE E.R.,

AND IT PUTS YOU TO SLEEP?

>> I COME FOR THE OXYCONTIN.

TWO OF THOSE LITTLE SWEETHEARTS,

AND I´M IN SNOOZE CITY.

>> HMM.

>> BUT NOW THAT I´VE MET YOU...

>> NO. I CAN´T.

IT´S A SCHEDULE II CONTROLLED

SUBSTANCE.

IF I ABUSE MY POWER, I GET MY

LICENSE STRIPPED.

>> BUMMER.

>> SO YOU JUST FAKE BEING SICK?

>> YEAH. I TRIED.

THEY SEE RIGHT THROUGH THAT.

>> SO THEN HOW DO YOU GET THEM?

>> LIKE THIS.

>> JESUS!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> DOCTOR MAN.

WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?

YOU MUST REALLY LIKE ME.

>> I WANT MY CUT.

HEY, HEY.

GIVE ME HALF THE PILLS, OR I´M

GONNA MARCH IN THERE AND TELL

THEM ABOUT YOUR SCAM.

YOU MIGHT SLEEP WELL TONIGHT,

BUT GOOD LUCK GETTING ANY MORE

PILLS OUT OF THEM.

>> I THINK I MIGHT HAVE HIT A

NERVE WHEN I FORKED MYSELF.

>> YEAH.

YEAH.

YOU CERTAINLY FRAYED THE MUSCLE

TISSUE, AND WHOEVER STITCHED YOU

UP BELONGS IN A BUTCHER SHOP.

I ASSUME YOU DON´T HAVE ANY

INSURANCE.

>> DO YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON

THING, AND THE PILLS ARE ALL

YOURS.

>> DEAL.

>> SO, ARE WE READY TO SEE SOME

NICE, CLEAN SKIN?

>> YEAH.

>> LET´S TAKE A LOOK.

JUST GONNA TAKE THE BANDAGES

OFF, OK?

IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE TENDER.

>> WE´VE GOT OUR SON BACK.

>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE

RESULTS?

>> YEAH.

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, ENIGMA?

>> AH...I--I

FEEL A LIGHTNESS.

I FEEL LIKE DEATH AND HATE

AREN´T STARING BACK AT ME FOR

THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE.

I THINK ENIGMA´S DEAD.

MY NAME´S JARED.

>> DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO PUT ME

OUT?

>> UNLESS YOU ENJOY EXCRUCIATING

PAIN, IN WHICH CASE I´LL HAPPILY

LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE.

>> DON´T WORRY ABOUT TEDDY.

I´LL BE THE ONE DOING ALL THE

HEAVY LIFTING.

JUST LAY DOWN AND GET

COMFORTABLE.

>> SO HOW´D YOU SLEEP LAST

NIGHT?

>> LIKE A BABY AFTER A WARM

BOTTLE.

>> MMM. ME, TOO.

I´M GLAD YOU TRUSTED ME.

>> PLEASE NAME AS MANY U.S.

PRESIDENTS AS YOU CAN FOR ME.

>> BUSH.

NIXON.

BUSH.

>> DR. McNAMARA, SHE´S ALL

YOURS.

BUT THEN, I SUPPOSE YOU KNEW

THAT ALREADY.

>> WHEN WE´RE DONE HERE, I WANT

YOU TO PACK YOUR THINGS AND GO.

>> YOU´RE FIRING ME?

>> IT SUCKS GETTING DUMPED,

DOESN´T IT?

EXCEPT I´LL BE A GENTLEMAN ABOUT

IT, GIVE YOU TWO WEEKS´

SEVERANCE.

>> I´D RATHER GET THE RING I

GAVE YOU BACK.

IT´S WORTH MORE.

>> IT´S IN MY OFFICE.

IF YOU LEAVE YOUR KEY ON MY

DESK, YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK.

>> TEDDY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN SEAN´S

OFFICE?

>> OH.

UM...JUST

PICKING UP THE RING THAT I GAVE

HIM.

KIND OF A CLOSURE.

IF ONLY IT WERE THAT EASY,

RIGHT?

>> THE ONLY POSSIBLE CLOSURE I

COULD HAVE WITH CHRISTIAN WOULD

LAND ME IN A MAXIMUM-SECURITY

PRISON.

>> I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

YOU KNOW?

I JUST...I DO.

I´LL BE FINE.

UM, PLEASE DON´T TELL HIM YOU

SAW ME LIKE THIS, OK?

I´D REALLY RATHER HE DIDN´T

KNOW.

>> NO WORRIES.

>> OK, KIMBER HENRY.

MY DICK IS IN YOUR HANDS.

HEH HEH HEH!

DON´T BLOW IT.

AH!

AT LEAST SHE KNOWS HOW.

>> YOU SAD, SAD GIRL.

>> EXCUSE ME?

>> TALK ABOUT A SUCKER.

HE DANGLES HIS DINGLE RIGHT IN

FRONT OF YOU, AND YOU´RE DOWN ON

YOUR KNEES.

OH!

WHAT´S THIS?

OH, THAT´S RIGHT--LEGAL

FEES.

>> GIVE ME BACK CHRISTIAN´S

COCK.

>> DON´T YOU DARE.

YOU HAVE NOT LEARNED A THING.

>> OHH.

YOU SOUND LIKE THE BITTER,

SPITEFUL, JILTED EX-WIFE

YOU ARE.

>> YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER, KIMBER.

YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE HIM

CHANGE?

I HAVE SEEN HIM TREAT YOU LIKE

SHIT.

HE TRADED YOUR ASS IN FOR A

GODDAMN CAR.

WHAT´S IT GONNA TAKE FOR YOU TO

REALIZE WHAT YOU´RE DEALING

WITH?

>> YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO HE IS,

LIZ.

YOU NEVER HAVE.

THAT´S WHY YOU UP THERE SAYING

THOSE VOWS AT AN ALTAR WAS A

JOKE.

THAT´S WHY I LEFT.

>> YOU´RE A JOKE, KIMBER, AND

THE REASON YOU HAD TO LEAVE WAS

BECAUSE YOU WEREN´T STANDING UP

THERE.

AND IF YOU THINK CASHING IN ON

HIS COCK IS GONNA MAKE THAT

DREAM COME TRUE, THEN YOU

HAVEN´T LEARNED ANYTHING IN ALL

THESE YEARS, AND I THINK THAT

THAT IS SO UNBEARABLY PATHETIC.

YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN WIPE OUT

HIS DARKNESS WITH YOUR LOVE?

YOU CAN´T, AND YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE UNDERNEATH THAT

DARKNESS, THERE´S NOTHING THERE.

I DESERVE BETTER THAN THAT.

I DON´T KNOW ABOUT YOU.

>> WHY DON´T YOU JUST GO AHEAD

AND KISS HIM?

>> I´M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR

BALANCE.

MY PECS ARE LAGGING, I JUST HIT

IT HARDER IN THE GYM NEXT TIME.

>> FASCINATING.

[SPLASH]

>> DAMN, HATE IT WHEN THAT

HAPPENS.

THE WATER IS COLD.

>> HEY, HEY!

>> HEY, THERE´S THE GUY I´M

LOOKING FOR.

>> UH-HUH.

>> CHECK OUT THESE NUMBERS.

>> OK.

>> THE DISTRIBUTOR PUT THE

KIMBER HENRY LOVE ROCKET INTO 30

STORES IN THE LOS ANGELES/SAN

FRANCISCO MARKETS TWO DAYS AGO.

WELL, THEY´VE ALREADY SOLD OUT,

MM-HMM, 5,000 UNITS.

>> WHOA, ALL RIGHT, KIMBER.

I´M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

>> THANKS.

>> WHAT THE HELL YOU HUGGING HIM

FOR?

IT´S MY COCK THAT´S SELLING LIKE

HOTCAKES.

>> WELL, ACTUALLY, IT´S NOT,

CHRISTIAN.

IT´S MIKE´S.

>> WHAT?

>> WELL, I HOPE IT´S COOL,

CHRISTIAN.

>> YOU KNOW, AFTER I SAW HOW

MAGNIFICENT HIS MANHOOD WAS, I

KNEW HE WAS THE ONLY MAN THAT

COULD REALLY MAKE THE SPLASH

THAT I NEEDED TO LAUNCH MY NEW

PRODUCT LINE.

>> OH, I´M TAKING YOU TO SPAGO

TO CELEBRATE.

I´LL SEE YOU.

>> BYE.

>> YOU´RE A WHORE, KIMBER.

WE HAD A DEAL, LITTLE BITCH.

>> LIKE YOU WOULDN´T HAVE SOLD

ME OUT FOR HALF A PENNY.

>> [MOANING]

>> I CAN BARELY BREATHE, IT´S SO

HOT IN HERE.

>> LET ME TURN ON THE AIR

CONDITIONER.

>> YEAH.

>> LIKE THAT?

>> YEAH.

>> [GIGGLES]

>> COME HERE.

>> OH...

THE ICEMAN WANTS TO COMETH

AGAIN?

>> YEAH.

THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM, AND IF

IT ISN´T, WHAT BETTER WAY TO

PASS THE HOURS?

>> YOU´RE OBJECTIFYING ME, YOU

KNOW?

YOU´RE USING ME FOR A SLEEPING

PILL.

>> WELL, YOU´RE DOING A SHITTY

JOB.

HEY, YOU GOT ANY MORE OF THAT

OXY LEFT?

>> NO. I CHEW THEM LIKE PEZ.

WE COULD GET MORE.

>> HA HA HA!

OH, THAT WAS CRAZY.

>> YEAH, YEAH, BUT IT WORKED,

RIGHT?

GOT US WHAT WE NEEDED.

I SUGGEST THE THIGH.

IT´S FLESHY, AND IT HEALS QUICK.

>> NO.

>> IT´S YOUR TURN.

FAIR IS FAIR.

>> THIS IS NOT WHO WE ARE.

>> REALLY? WHO ARE WE?

>> WE´RE TWO PEOPLE SUFFERING

FROM PSYCHOSIS DUE TO AN

EXTENDED LACK OF SLEEP.

>> WHATEVER.

AT LEAST I´M TRYING TO DO

SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

>> NOT THIS WAY.

JESUS.

I SHOULDN´T BE DOING THIS.

I JUST BROKE UP WITH SOMEONE.

SO DID YOU.

IF THEY GAVE OUT AWARDS FOR

CRAZIEST REBOUND, WE WOULD WIN,

RIGHT?

>> THAT´S WHAT I AM TO YOU, JUST

SOME REBOUND?

STAB YOURSELF.

YOU OWE IT TO ME.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

I´VE HAD ENOUGH SELF-DESTRUCTION

FOR A LIFETIME.

>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

PLEASE.

I DON´T WANT TO BE IN THIS

ALONE.

>> DON´T YOU GET IT?

YOU STAY AWAKE LONG ENOUGH, YOU

LOSE TOUCH WITH REALITY.

IT´S LIKE WE´RE HALLUCINATING.

>> THIS IS A HALLUCINATION?

[SPLAT]

>> AGH!

>> HEH.

I THINK I MIGHT BE IN LOVE WITH

YOU.

>> THE DOCTOR WILL BE ALONG

SHORTLY TO STITCH YOU UP.

IN THE MEANTIME, HERE´S SOME

MEDICINE FOR THE PAIN.

>> DR. BEYMAN, TELEPHONE.

BLAIR, DR. BLAIR...

>> WE HAVE A BREAKING STORY IN

PASADENA, WHERE POLICE ARE

REMOVING THE BODIES FROM WHAT

THEY ARE CALLING A DOUBLE

HOMICIDE AND SUICIDE.

GARTH AND AMANDA McCLOUD WERE

FOUND MURDERED IN THEIR HOME,

SHOT THEN MUTILATED BY THEIR OWN

SON, WHO THEN TURNED THE GUN ON

HIMSELF.

FRIENDS AND FAMILY OF THE SLAIN

COUPLE SAY THEIR SON, JARED

McCLOUD, REFERRED TO HIMSELF AS

ENIGMA.

[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

GARTH McCLOUD WAS A PROFESSOR OF

BIOLOGY AT CITY COLLEGE, AND HIS

WIFE AMANDA WAS A CRIMINAL

ATTORNEY KNOWN BEST FOR HER

WORK IN THE RICO CASES OF THE

EARLY 1980s.

NEIGHBORS SAYS THAT OVER THE

PAST FEW YEARS...

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT, LIZZIE?

>> THE FAMILY HAD BEEN

STRUGGLING WITH JARED´S

INSISTENCE...

>> YOU´RE WATCHING THE NEWS,

HUH?

>> YEP. I´M WATCHING THE NEWS.

>> THEY WERE GOOD PEOPLE.

THEY NEVER GAVE UP ON THEIR SON.

HE JUST COULDN´T FACE THAT HE

WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE,

JUST BAD TO THE BONE.

>> OK. THAT´S ENOUGH.

>> OK, SO LAY IT ON ME.

I´M SURE YOU GOT ANOTHER PIECE

OF SHIT FOR ME TO EAT.

>> WHEN I LOOK AT THAT KID, I

SEE WHAT IT´S LIKE TO LIVE IN

YOUR ANGER, AND I COULD FEEL IT

HAPPENING TO ME.

AS DEVASTATED AS I WAS WHEN YOU

DUMPED ME, IT WAS NOTHING

COMPARED TO THE HELL THAT I HAVE

BEEN IN.

I´M DROPPING THE LAWSUIT.

THAT´S IT. GAME OVER.

I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW.

>> YOU´RE JERKING ME OFF, RIGHT?

>> NOT ANYMORE.

>> OH.

ARE YOU DOING THE RIGHT THING,

LIZZIE?

I KNOW IT´S NOT EASY.

>> ACTUALLY, IT´S EASIER THAN I

IMAGINED.

HATING YOU AND LIVING IN THAT

DARKNESS WAS TAKING UP TOO MUCH

SPACE IN MY HEAD, AND I WANTED

IT OUT.

>> I MISSED YOU, YOU KNOW?

>> CHRISTIAN...

>> IT´S SO WEIRD THINKING THAT

YOU HATED ME.

>> YOU´RE NOT LISTENING TO ME.

I´VE LET MY HATRED GO, AND I

DON´T PLAN ON THINKING ABOUT YOU

AT ALL.

>> GREAT, I MEAN, AS LONG AS WE

CAN JUST STAY GOOD FRIENDS, YOU

KNOW?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT? WE CAN´T.

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]