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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,233 --> 00:00:03,334 >> THE TUMOR HAS SPREAD TO THE 2 00:00:03,334 --> 00:00:04,705 SUPERCLAVICULAR LYMPH NODE. 3 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:05,506 >> GIVE ME A BALL PARK. 4 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:06,437 >> 6 MONTHS. 5 00:00:06,437 --> 00:00:07,508 >> MY BEST FRIEND JUST TOLD ME 6 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:08,339 THAT HE´S... 7 00:00:08,339 --> 00:00:09,540 >> DYING? I ACTUALLY HAVE TO SAY 8 00:00:09,540 --> 00:00:10,281 THE WORD. 9 00:00:10,281 --> 00:00:11,212 >> IT FEELS LIKE I´M LOSING 10 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:11,742 EVERYTHING. 11 00:00:11,742 --> 00:00:13,144 >> I WANT YOU TO COME HOME WITH 12 00:00:13,144 --> 00:00:14,085 ME, LIZZIE. 13 00:00:14,085 --> 00:00:15,516 I WANT YOU TO MARRY ME. 14 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:16,717 >> I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND 15 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:18,049 AND WIFE. 16 00:00:18,049 --> 00:00:20,721 >> OUR LAB TECH SWITCHED YOUR 17 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:23,254 I.D. NUMBERS. YOUR CANCER IS IN 18 00:00:23,254 --> 00:00:24,495 REMISSION. I WISH YOU AND YOUR 19 00:00:24,495 --> 00:00:26,757 BRIDE A LONG, HAPPY LIFE 20 00:00:26,757 --> 00:00:27,558 TOGETHER. 21 00:00:43,514 --> 00:00:52,423 >> ♫ MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL 22 00:00:52,483 --> 00:00:57,288 MAKE ME 23 00:00:57,288 --> 00:01:00,131 A PERFECT SOUL 24 00:01:00,131 --> 00:01:03,394 A PERFECT MIND 25 00:01:03,394 --> 00:01:07,398 A PERFECT FACE 26 00:01:07,398 --> 00:01:13,104 A PERFECT 27 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:14,475 LIFE ♫ 28 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,113 >> IN 1987, AFTER THE INFAMOUS 29 00:01:22,113 --> 00:01:24,355 BLACK MONDAY CRASH, A NEW 30 00:01:24,355 --> 00:01:27,188 FINANCIAL GOLDEN AGE WAS BORN, 31 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:28,519 AND ALONG WITH IT, A NEW 32 00:01:28,519 --> 00:01:32,463 INDUSTRY, THE LUXURY INDUSTRY. 33 00:01:32,463 --> 00:01:34,495 [LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] 34 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:38,499 NEWFOUND WEALTH COUPLED WITH 35 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:40,771 EASILY AVAILABLE CREDIT OPENED 36 00:01:40,771 --> 00:01:42,373 THE DOOR TO VANITIES AND 37 00:01:42,373 --> 00:01:44,575 EXCESSES ONCE RESERVED FOR THE 38 00:01:44,575 --> 00:01:47,208 RICH AND FAMOUS. SINCE THAT 39 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,340 TIME, THE ONE LUXURY BUSINESS 40 00:01:49,340 --> 00:01:50,541 THAT HAS ALWAYS SEEN ANNUAL 41 00:01:50,541 --> 00:01:54,615 GROWTH HAS BEEN PLASTIC SURGERY. 42 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:03,154 DOCTORS SEAN McNAMARA AND 43 00:02:03,154 --> 00:02:05,796 CHRISTIAN TROY RODE THIS WAVE OF 44 00:02:05,796 --> 00:02:08,329 FINANCIAL PROFICIENCY. THEY 45 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:10,401 SUCKLED UNABASHED FROM THE TEAT 46 00:02:10,401 --> 00:02:12,403 OF A FLUSH SOCIETY WILLING TO 47 00:02:12,403 --> 00:02:14,265 SPEND MILLIONS ON THE NEW 48 00:02:14,265 --> 00:02:15,436 MUST-HAVE STATUS 49 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:18,339 SYMBOLS--INCOMPLIANT THIGHS AND 50 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:20,171 TITANIC TITS. 51 00:02:20,171 --> 00:02:21,141 >> WHEN YOU´RE DONE WITH HER 52 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,142 LIPO, YOU CAN START ON HER RIGHT 53 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:22,813 BREAST. 54 00:02:22,813 --> 00:02:23,774 >> DO YOU REALIZE WE´RE GONNA 55 00:02:23,774 --> 00:02:24,675 CLEAR A QUARTER OF A MILLION 56 00:02:24,675 --> 00:02:26,447 BUCKS ON THIS PATIENT ALONE? HA 57 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:29,320 HA HA! 58 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,422 >> BUT AS IN EVERY FAIRY TALE, 59 00:02:31,422 --> 00:02:33,153 THERE WAS A COSTLY LESSON TO BE 60 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:37,858 LEARNED. THE CREDIT CRUNCH HIT. 61 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:39,930 SEAN AND CHRISTIAN WERE NOT 62 00:02:39,930 --> 00:02:41,762 IMMUNE TO THE DOWNTURN. 63 00:02:41,832 --> 00:02:43,194 >> BEAUTY IS SYMMETRY, MRS. 64 00:02:43,194 --> 00:02:44,395 PRALINE. WE´RE HAPPY TO DO YOUR 65 00:02:44,395 --> 00:02:45,866 TUMMY TUCK, BUT YOU´RE NOT GONNA 66 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:47,338 BE BIKINI READY UNTIL YOU LET US 67 00:02:47,338 --> 00:02:48,469 AUGMENT YOUR BREASTS. 68 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:49,470 >> WE PREFER TO DO MORE THAN ONE 69 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:51,342 SURGERY AT A TIME. THAT WAY YOU 70 00:02:51,342 --> 00:02:53,344 ONLY GO UNDER ANESTHESIA ONCE, 71 00:02:53,344 --> 00:02:54,845 AND YOUR RECOVERY TIME IS 72 00:02:54,845 --> 00:02:56,207 CONSIDERABLY FASTER. 73 00:02:56,207 --> 00:02:57,478 >> I TOLD YOU, I´VE ONLY GOT 74 00:02:57,478 --> 00:02:59,250 ENOUGH LEFT IN MY HOME EQUITY 75 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:01,282 LINE OF CREDIT TO GET A TUMMY 76 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:03,254 TUCK. 77 00:03:03,254 --> 00:03:04,885 >> AHEM. 78 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:07,258 >> FOR SEAN McNAMARA, A MAN 79 00:03:07,258 --> 00:03:08,819 WOUND TIGHTER THAN A 80 00:03:08,819 --> 00:03:11,362 HUMMINGBIRD´S ASSHOLE, THE 81 00:03:11,362 --> 00:03:12,463 FINANCIAL STRESS WAS 82 00:03:12,463 --> 00:03:14,765 OVERWHELMING. 83 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:24,375 HE BEGAN FIGHTING INCESSANTLY 84 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:26,877 WITH HIS EX-WIFE JULIA, WHO NOW 85 00:03:26,877 --> 00:03:28,709 RESIDED IN NEW YORK WITH THEIR 86 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:29,440 TWO CHILDREN. 87 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,342 >> FRENCH LESSONS AND KARATE? 88 00:03:31,342 --> 00:03:32,413 JULIA, YOU´RE OVERSCHEDULING 89 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:33,644 THEM. WELL, THEN YOU´RE GONNA 90 00:03:33,644 --> 00:03:36,247 HAVE TO START PAYING FOR IT. 91 00:03:36,247 --> 00:03:37,748 >> SEAN´S TROUBLES WERE FURTHER 92 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,390 EXACERBATED BY HIS NEW 93 00:03:39,390 --> 00:03:41,952 GIRLFRIEND, TEDDY ROWE, WHO 94 00:03:41,952 --> 00:03:43,554 SEEMED IMMUNE TO THE FINANCIAL 95 00:03:43,554 --> 00:03:46,257 ANXIETY GRIPPING THE NATION. 96 00:03:46,257 --> 00:03:47,428 >> CAN YOU IMAGINE? 97 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:48,529 >> SHE HAD GROWN ACCUSTOMED TO 98 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:50,461 HER BEAU´S LARGESSE AND WASN´T 99 00:03:50,461 --> 00:03:52,503 GOING TO RESORT TO TRUMPERY 100 00:03:52,503 --> 00:03:53,964 WHEN IT CAME TO CELEBRATING 101 00:03:53,964 --> 00:03:56,236 THEIR 6-MONTH ANNIVERSARY. 102 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,468 >> I LOVE THEM. 103 00:03:57,468 --> 00:03:58,539 >> AND HOW MUCH ARE THESE? 104 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:00,971 >> 125,000. 105 00:04:07,878 --> 00:04:09,980 >> SEAN´S ANXIETY ATE AT HIM 106 00:04:09,980 --> 00:04:14,455 LIKE VULTURES ON FRESH CARRION. 107 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:15,726 HE DEVELOPED A SEEMINGLY 108 00:04:15,726 --> 00:04:19,760 INCURABLE CASE OF INSOMNIA. 109 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:24,495 [BUZZING] 110 00:04:24,495 --> 00:04:26,737 FREED FROM HIS DEATH SENTENCE, 111 00:04:26,737 --> 00:04:28,399 CHRISTIAN CELEBRATED BY 112 00:04:28,399 --> 00:04:30,341 PROVIDING THE MERCHANTS OF RODEO 113 00:04:30,341 --> 00:04:32,002 DRIVE WITH HIS OWN ECONOMIC 114 00:04:32,002 --> 00:04:34,805 STIMULUS PACKAGE. 115 00:04:55,366 --> 00:04:56,867 >> CONGRATS, DOCTOR. SHE´S A 116 00:04:56,867 --> 00:04:57,798 BEAUTY. 117 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,530 >> REMEMBER, JACK, SPENDING IS 118 00:04:59,530 --> 00:05:00,801 OPTIMISM. 119 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,032 [LAUGHTER] 120 00:05:02,032 --> 00:05:03,904 >> SEAN AND CHRISTIAN WEREN´T 121 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:06,907 THE ONLY ONES STRUGGLING. JUST 122 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,939 HOME FROM THEIR HONEYMOON, 123 00:05:08,939 --> 00:05:10,841 CHRISTIAN REVEALED TO DR. LIZ 124 00:05:10,841 --> 00:05:13,414 CRUZ THAT HE WASN´T DYING OF 125 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:15,686 BREAST CANCER AND NO LONGER 126 00:05:15,746 --> 00:05:19,520 WISHED TO REMAIN MARRIED. 127 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:20,451 >> I TOOK CARE OF YOUR FIRST AND 128 00:05:20,451 --> 00:05:24,825 LAST AT YOUR NEW APARTMENT. THE 129 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:28,028 SECURITY DEPOSIT, TOO. 130 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:29,900 IF YOU WANT, WE CAN GO FURNITURE 131 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:30,861 SHOPPING ON THE WEEKEND. 132 00:05:30,861 --> 00:05:31,802 >> JUST LET ME DO THIS ALONE, 133 00:05:31,802 --> 00:05:32,863 OK? 134 00:05:32,863 --> 00:05:34,505 >> COME ON, LIZ. WE´RE STILL 135 00:05:34,505 --> 00:05:35,436 FRIENDS. 136 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:37,107 >> WE´RE NOT FRIENDS. I´M YOUR 137 00:05:37,107 --> 00:05:40,371 WIFE. 138 00:05:40,371 --> 00:05:41,111 WHY DIDN´T YOU TELL ME YOU 139 00:05:41,111 --> 00:05:43,474 WEREN´T DYING WHEN WE WERE AWAY? 140 00:05:43,474 --> 00:05:45,446 WHY DID YOU GO LET ME MAKE A 141 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:48,379 FOOL OF MYSELF? 142 00:05:48,379 --> 00:05:49,450 >> I JUST WANTED YOU TO HAVE A 143 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:54,084 GOOD TIME. I´M JUST TRYING TO BE 144 00:05:54,084 --> 00:05:56,457 PRACTICAL. WE´D BE A PERFECT 145 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:57,828 MATCH FOR 6 MONTHS, BUT 60 146 00:05:57,828 --> 00:05:58,989 YEARS? I MEAN, I´D BE CHEATING 147 00:05:58,989 --> 00:06:03,464 ON YOU WITHIN A WEEK. 148 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:04,435 I JUST DON´T WANT TO HURT YOU 149 00:06:04,435 --> 00:06:05,666 ANY MORE THAN I ALREADY HAVE. 150 00:06:05,736 --> 00:06:07,367 >> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 151 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,039 THANK YOU FOR BREAKING MY HEART? 152 00:06:09,039 --> 00:06:10,471 >> NO. I JUST WANT YOU TO 153 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,503 UNDERSTAND THAT THIS ISN´T EASY 154 00:06:12,503 --> 00:06:15,145 FOR ME, EITHER. I LOVE YOU, AND 155 00:06:15,145 --> 00:06:17,007 I´LL NEVER FORGET HOW YOU TOOK 156 00:06:17,007 --> 00:06:17,908 CARE OF ME. 157 00:06:17,908 --> 00:06:18,879 >> AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME, 158 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,482 HUH? 159 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:31,161 [DOOR SLAMS] 160 00:06:31,161 --> 00:06:33,163 >> FORMER PORN MILLIONAIRE 161 00:06:33,163 --> 00:06:34,995 KIMBER HENRY FOUND HERSELF 162 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:36,567 TOSSED OUT OF RAM PETER´S 163 00:06:36,567 --> 00:06:38,529 SILK-SHEETED BED WITH NOTHING 164 00:06:38,529 --> 00:06:40,030 BUT THE REALIZATION THAT THERE´S 165 00:06:40,030 --> 00:06:42,402 NOTHING LESS MARKETABLE THAN AN 166 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:45,536 OLD WHORE. ONCE AGAIN, SHE TRIED 167 00:06:45,536 --> 00:06:47,137 TO REINVENT HERSELF. 168 00:06:47,137 --> 00:06:48,939 >> SO YOU DO ELECTROLYSIS NOW? 169 00:06:48,939 --> 00:06:49,980 >> WELL, I WENT TO NIGHT SCHOOL 170 00:06:49,980 --> 00:06:52,182 TO GET CERTIFIED. 171 00:06:52,182 --> 00:06:56,046 WELL, HEAR ME OUT. JUST SAY SOME 172 00:06:56,046 --> 00:06:57,888 LADY SASQUATCH COMES IN FOR SOME 173 00:06:57,888 --> 00:07:01,822 LIPO, OK? YOU SMOOTH HER OUT, 174 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:02,923 YOU MAKE HER THIGHS LIKE 175 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,926 PORCELAIN, BUT... 176 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,157 SHE´S GOT SOME HAIRS BACK THERE, 177 00:07:07,157 --> 00:07:08,929 AND THAT´S NO GOOD. THAT´S WHERE 178 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,731 I COME IN. 179 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,062 [BUZZING] 180 00:07:12,062 --> 00:07:15,065 OK. LOOK AT THIS. IT DOESN´T 181 00:07:15,065 --> 00:07:17,868 EVEN HURT. AND I FIGURE THIS IS 182 00:07:17,868 --> 00:07:19,209 A GREAT WAY FOR YOU TO PROMOTE 183 00:07:19,209 --> 00:07:20,871 YOUR BUSINESS. YOU´RE GONNA HAVE 184 00:07:20,871 --> 00:07:22,973 AN ON-SITE ESTHETICIAN, AND I 185 00:07:22,973 --> 00:07:24,114 KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BE 186 00:07:24,114 --> 00:07:24,945 CAMERA-READY. 187 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,216 >> KIMBER, IT´S A GREAT IDEA, 188 00:07:26,216 --> 00:07:27,818 BUT BUSINESS IS TOO SLOW RIGHT 189 00:07:27,818 --> 00:07:29,850 NOW TO TAKE ON ANY NEW EXPENSES. 190 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:33,484 WE CAN´T AFFORD YOU. 191 00:07:33,484 --> 00:07:35,886 >> THIS WAS ROCK BOTTOM. 192 00:07:35,886 --> 00:07:38,028 McNAMARA/TROY, ONCE THE 193 00:07:38,028 --> 00:07:40,030 TIFFANY´S OF THE PLASTIC SURGERY 194 00:07:40,030 --> 00:07:43,133 WORLD, WAS NOW LIKE A MALODOROUS 195 00:07:43,133 --> 00:07:46,036 WHALE CARCASS WASHED UP ON ZUMA 196 00:07:46,036 --> 00:07:50,100 BEACH. THE CLIENTS WERE GONE. 197 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:52,042 WITH THEM WENT THE MONEY, AND 198 00:07:52,042 --> 00:07:56,146 WITH THAT WENT THE JOY. 199 00:07:56,146 --> 00:08:00,981 >> [SIGH] AHEM. 200 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:09,720 WHAT IS THIS? 201 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,021 >> IT´S GENERIC. WE NEED TO CUT 202 00:08:11,021 --> 00:08:12,523 BACK EVERYWHERE. 203 00:08:12,523 --> 00:08:13,223 >> THAT´S BULLSHIT. 204 00:08:13,223 --> 00:08:14,494 >> CHRISTIAN, YOU´RE NOT GETTING 205 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,066 IT. WE ARE IN TROUBLE. 206 00:08:16,066 --> 00:08:18,028 >> I WANT MY GODDAMN YOPLAIT! 207 00:08:26,036 --> 00:08:27,207 >> I JUST FINISHED PAYING 208 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:29,009 OFF LAST SEMESTER´S TUITION, FOR 209 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,140 WHICH YOU RECEIVED NO CREDITS 210 00:08:30,140 --> 00:08:31,141 BECAUSE YOU NEVER TOOK YOUR 211 00:08:31,141 --> 00:08:34,885 FINALS, OK? I HAVE HERE YOUR CAR 212 00:08:34,885 --> 00:08:36,516 REGISTRATION RENEWAL. YOU HAVE 213 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,889 9 UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, AND 214 00:08:38,889 --> 00:08:40,551 THE CREDIT CARD I GAVE YOU FOR 215 00:08:40,551 --> 00:08:43,023 EMERGENCIES HAS SEVERAL LUXURY 216 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,024 CHARGES ON IT. 217 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,195 >> WELL, I CAN EXPLAIN THOSE 218 00:08:45,195 --> 00:08:46,156 CHARGES. 219 00:08:46,156 --> 00:08:47,227 >> MATT, LISTEN TO ME. YOU NEED 220 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:48,559 TO PAY BACK SOME OF THOSE DEBTS. 221 00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:50,060 IT´S RIDICULOUS. YOU GOT $450 222 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:51,031 FOR SOME MEN´S STORE CALLED 223 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,002 EMMANUEL DELACROIX. 224 00:08:52,002 --> 00:08:53,233 >> IT´S NOT A MEN´S STORE. 225 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,965 EMMANUEL DELACROIX IS THE 226 00:08:54,965 --> 00:08:56,607 NUMBER-ONE MIME IN THE WORLD, 227 00:08:56,607 --> 00:08:57,908 AND HE´S HERE DOING A 228 00:08:57,908 --> 00:09:00,170 ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME MASTER CLASS. 229 00:09:03,774 --> 00:09:05,215 >> WHAT? 230 00:09:05,215 --> 00:09:06,316 >> YEAH. MY ACTING TEACHER 231 00:09:06,316 --> 00:09:08,779 TURNED ME ON TO HIM. LOOK, YOU 232 00:09:08,779 --> 00:09:10,981 KNOW HOW THEY SAY WHEN YOU FIND 233 00:09:10,981 --> 00:09:12,252 YOUR BLISS IS WHEN THE MONEY 234 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,324 STARTS ROLLING IN? I THINK I´VE 235 00:09:14,324 --> 00:09:17,928 FOUND IT. MIME IS SO AMAZING, 236 00:09:17,928 --> 00:09:19,890 MAN. IT TAKES US BEYOND OUR 237 00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:21,932 PETTY EGOS, BEYOND LANGUAGE, AND 238 00:09:21,932 --> 00:09:24,865 UNIFIES US. 239 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:34,004 IT´S A GREAT ART FORM, OK? THE 240 00:09:34,004 --> 00:09:35,976 PURE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE OF 241 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:40,210 GESTURE. 242 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:41,952 >> IS THIS A JOKE? 243 00:09:41,952 --> 00:09:43,213 >> LISTEN, BOXCAR WILLIE. WE CAN 244 00:09:43,213 --> 00:09:44,985 RENT YOUR ROOM, OK? SO YOU 245 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,216 EITHER KICK IN, OR YOU´RE OUT BY 246 00:09:46,216 --> 00:09:48,018 THE 1st, OK? SO GET OFF YOUR 247 00:09:48,018 --> 00:09:49,119 UNICYCLE OR WHATEVER THE HELL IT 248 00:09:49,119 --> 00:09:51,091 IS THAT MIMES DRIVE THESE DAYS 249 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,162 AND GET A GODDAMN REAL JOB. 250 00:09:52,162 --> 00:09:53,263 >> YOU KNOW, IT´S A WASTE OF 251 00:09:53,263 --> 00:09:54,364 TIME TRYING TO SHARE ANYTHING 252 00:09:54,364 --> 00:09:58,228 WITH YOU TWO. 253 00:09:58,228 --> 00:10:00,831 [DOOR SLAMS] 254 00:10:00,831 --> 00:10:07,007 [TELEPHONE BUZZES] 255 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,939 >> HELLO. 256 00:10:08,939 --> 00:10:10,981 MM-HMM. 257 00:10:10,981 --> 00:10:12,883 REALLY? 258 00:10:12,883 --> 00:10:15,045 MM-HMM. 259 00:10:15,045 --> 00:10:17,387 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 260 00:10:17,387 --> 00:10:18,849 >> WHAT WAS THAT? 261 00:10:18,849 --> 00:10:20,120 >> THAT´S LIZ´S ATTORNEY. SHE´S 262 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,252 SUING ME FOR DIVORCE. 263 00:10:22,252 --> 00:10:24,024 [WAVES CRASHING] 264 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,234 >> I JUST NEVER EXPECTED THIS 265 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,265 FROM HER. SHE´S NOT GREEDY, YOU 266 00:10:35,265 --> 00:10:36,406 KNOW? POSSESSIVE, MAYBE. 267 00:10:36,406 --> 00:10:38,338 STUBBORN, SLOPPY. 268 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:39,409 >> CHRISTIAN, REMEMBER, THE 269 00:10:39,409 --> 00:10:41,411 TRICK IS NOT TO GET EMOTIONAL. 270 00:10:41,411 --> 00:10:42,873 IT´S OUR JOB TO MAKE A RATIONAL 271 00:10:42,873 --> 00:10:44,274 APPEAL TO HER BETTER NATURE, 272 00:10:44,274 --> 00:10:46,646 AND--HOLY SHIT! 273 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,278 >> HOLY SHIT WHAT? 274 00:10:48,278 --> 00:10:51,051 >> SHE HIRED ROGER PAYNE. WITH A 275 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,282 "Y," BUT THE MEANING IS THE 276 00:10:52,282 --> 00:10:54,654 SAME. 277 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,425 >> HOW BAD COULD IT BE? THE 278 00:10:55,425 --> 00:10:57,287 GUY´S BLIND. 279 00:10:57,287 --> 00:11:00,160 >> SO IS JUSTICE. 280 00:11:04,735 --> 00:11:05,766 >> LOOK, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. I 281 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,838 MEAN, COME ON, LIZ. WE CAN LET 282 00:11:07,838 --> 00:11:09,339 THE LAWYERS ARGUE ABOUT THIS, 283 00:11:09,339 --> 00:11:11,371 OR WE CAN SETTLE THIS AS 284 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,804 FRIENDS. WHAT DO YOU SAY? 285 00:11:21,812 --> 00:11:23,754 I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU. I--I 286 00:11:23,754 --> 00:11:24,985 THINK THAT YOU SHOULD BE 287 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,186 COMPENSATED FOR EVERYTHING THAT 288 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:30,690 I PUT YOU THROUGH. 289 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:36,927 HERE. I HOPE THIS IS ENOUGH. 290 00:11:36,927 --> 00:11:39,329 >> [WHISPERING] 291 00:11:39,329 --> 00:11:42,873 >> HMM. $250,000. SHOULD COVER 292 00:11:42,873 --> 00:11:44,935 YOUR LEGAL FEES, MRS. TROY. 293 00:11:44,935 --> 00:11:47,738 >> MRS. TROY? WE WERE MARRIED 5 294 00:11:47,738 --> 00:11:48,708 MINUTES. 295 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,740 >> YES, WELL, IN THE COURSE OF 296 00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:50,781 THOSE 5 MINUTES, MRS. TROY GAVE 297 00:11:50,781 --> 00:11:51,812 UP HER RESIDENCE AND HALF OF HER 298 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:52,843 INCOME. 299 00:11:52,843 --> 00:11:53,844 >> I THOUGHT I WAS DYING. 300 00:11:53,844 --> 00:11:54,785 >> IS THAT WHY YOU PUT 301 00:11:54,785 --> 00:11:55,946 EVERYTHING IN HER NAME? 302 00:11:55,946 --> 00:11:57,848 >> YOU WHAT? 303 00:11:57,848 --> 00:11:58,819 >> I WAS TAKING CARE OF WILBUR, 304 00:11:58,819 --> 00:11:59,820 YOU KNOW? I WAS TRYING TO BE 305 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:00,751 RESPONSIBLE. 306 00:12:00,751 --> 00:12:01,892 >> WELL, I´M SURE YOU WANT TO 307 00:12:01,892 --> 00:12:02,993 CONTINUE TO BE RESPONSIBLE BY 308 00:12:02,993 --> 00:12:05,325 SETTLING WITH MRS. TROY 50% OF 309 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,827 ALL PERSONAL PROPERTY AND HALF 310 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:07,858 OF YOUR INTEREST IN 311 00:12:07,858 --> 00:12:08,929 McNAMARA/TROY. 312 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:09,900 >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU 313 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:13,063 SMOKING? SHE CAN´T DO THAT. CAN 314 00:12:13,063 --> 00:12:15,966 SHE DO THAT? 315 00:12:15,966 --> 00:12:18,508 >> IS IT IN HER NAME? 316 00:12:23,073 --> 00:12:27,848 >> OH. I GET IT. THIS 317 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,019 ISN´T A NEGOTIATION; THIS IS A 318 00:12:29,019 --> 00:12:29,950 GANG RAPE. 319 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:30,851 >> WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA. 320 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:31,852 >> JESUS, LIZ, I CAN´T BELIEVE 321 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:35,055 YOU´D STOOP THIS LOW. YOU´RE 322 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,056 FIRED. 323 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,157 >> AH. AFRAID NOT, DR. TROY. YOU 324 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,959 CAN´T FIRE HER UNTIL THE CASE IS 325 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:42,092 SETTLED. IT´S THE LAW. 326 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:52,843 >> COME ON, LIZZIE. SAY 327 00:12:52,843 --> 00:12:55,545 SOMETHING. 328 00:12:56,506 --> 00:12:57,878 >> YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A 329 00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:00,110 PRENUP. 330 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,415 >> IT´S CHEAPER NOT TO FIGHT. I 331 00:13:05,415 --> 00:13:06,786 JUST THINK YOU´RE IN DENIAL IF 332 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:07,858 YOU ASSUME IT´S NOT GONNA COST 333 00:13:07,858 --> 00:13:08,889 YOU. 334 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:09,860 >> THERE´S NOTHING WRONG WITH 335 00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:10,821 BEING IN DENIAL, MY FRIEND. OUR 336 00:13:10,821 --> 00:13:11,862 WHOLE CAREERS WERE BUILT ON IT. 337 00:13:11,862 --> 00:13:12,893 AND LET´S JUST FORGET ABOUT 338 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:13,864 THAT CRAP, OK? WE JUST GOT TO 339 00:13:13,864 --> 00:13:16,096 RELAX, DRINK SOME BEER, AND 340 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,397 ENJOY THE WATER FOR THE DAY, ALL 341 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:20,470 RIGHT? 342 00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:24,504 >> UH, WHAT´S ALL THIS? 343 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,877 >> WHAT? 344 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,381 THEY SEIZED MY BOAT. 345 00:13:31,381 --> 00:13:33,513 >> YOU´RE KIDDING. WHAT FOR? 346 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,415 >> YOU KNOW, I MISSED A FEW 347 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:39,389 PAYMENTS HERE AND THERE, BUT-- 348 00:13:39,389 --> 00:13:40,450 JESUS. THEY´RE SAYING THEY´LL 349 00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:43,093 AUCTION IT OFF IF I DON´T PAY 350 00:13:43,093 --> 00:13:44,124 THE BALANCE BY THE END OF THE 351 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,856 MONTH. I MEAN-- 352 00:13:45,856 --> 00:13:46,556 >> YOU BETTER SELL IT. 353 00:13:46,556 --> 00:13:47,557 >> I CAN´T SELL IT. THIS IS THE 354 00:13:47,557 --> 00:13:48,828 ONLY THING THAT ISN´T IN LIZ´S 355 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,531 NAME. I MEAN, JESUS! I MIGHT 356 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,602 HAVE TO LIVE HERE IF SHE GETS 357 00:13:52,602 --> 00:13:54,905 THE HOUSE. 358 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,010 I´LL JUST TAKE SOME MONEY OUT OF 359 00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:00,971 THE BUSINESS, YOU KNOW? JUST TO 360 00:14:00,971 --> 00:14:02,142 COVER ME FOR NOW. 361 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,073 >> IF YOU BORROW MORE, YOU LOSE 362 00:14:03,073 --> 00:14:03,974 YOUR CREDIT RATING, AND THEN 363 00:14:03,974 --> 00:14:04,915 YOU´RE REALLY WORTH NOTHING. 364 00:14:04,915 --> 00:14:05,916 >> THEN I´LL GET SOME MONEY FROM 365 00:14:05,916 --> 00:14:07,978 YOU, ALL RIGHT? JUST FRONT ME 6 366 00:14:07,978 --> 00:14:09,479 MONTHS FOR THE RENT ON THE 367 00:14:09,479 --> 00:14:10,921 MALIBU HOUSE. 368 00:14:10,921 --> 00:14:13,483 >> UH, YOU KNOW, NOW MIGHT BE A 369 00:14:13,483 --> 00:14:15,926 GOOD TIME TO GIVE YOU NOTICE. 370 00:14:15,926 --> 00:14:17,527 I´M MOVING OUT. THINGS HAVE BEEN 371 00:14:17,527 --> 00:14:18,889 GOOD WITH TEDDY, AND WE´RE 372 00:14:18,889 --> 00:14:21,061 TALKING ABOUT GETTING A PLACE. 373 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,934 >> WHAT? 374 00:14:23,934 --> 00:14:25,936 >> CHRISTIAN? 375 00:14:25,936 --> 00:14:28,168 >> DR. MIKE HAMOUI WAS THE MIAMI 376 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,340 PLASTIC SURGEON THAT CHRISTIAN 377 00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:32,372 HAD NOT SEEN SINCE THEIR 378 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,644 HOMOEROTIC SHOWER ENCOUNTER TWO 379 00:14:34,644 --> 00:14:36,476 YEARS AGO. 380 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,108 >> HEY, I HEARD YOU GUYS WERE 381 00:14:38,108 --> 00:14:39,609 OUT HERE NOW, TOO! 382 00:14:39,609 --> 00:14:41,111 >> MIKE, REMEMBER MY PARTNER 383 00:14:41,111 --> 00:14:42,452 SEAN McNAMARA? 384 00:14:42,452 --> 00:14:43,383 >> YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE I 385 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:47,357 REMEMBER. 386 00:14:47,357 --> 00:14:48,488 YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST GOING TO 387 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,459 TAKE THE "REVERIE" OUT FOR A 388 00:14:49,459 --> 00:14:52,092 SPIN. YOU GUYS WANT TO JOIN ME? 389 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,394 >> [CHUCKLES] 390 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,595 >> ♫ THIS IS WHY I´M HOT 391 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,097 THIS IS WHY I´M HOT 392 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,668 THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY 393 00:14:58,668 --> 00:15:00,230 THIS IS WHY I´M HOT 394 00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:01,972 I´M HOT ´CAUSE I´M FLY 395 00:15:01,972 --> 00:15:03,073 YOU AIN´T ´CAUSE YOU NOT 396 00:15:03,073 --> 00:15:04,904 THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY 397 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,206 THIS IS WHY I´M HOT 398 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,907 I´M HOT ´CAUSE I´M FLY 399 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,209 YOU AIN´T ´CAUSE YOU NOT 400 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,680 THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY 401 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,142 THIS IS WHY I´M HOT 402 00:15:12,142 --> 00:15:15,015 THIS IS WHY I´M HOT ♫ 403 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:17,948 >> HEY, NICE BOAT. 404 00:15:17,948 --> 00:15:20,490 >> THANKS. 405 00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:22,552 YOU GUYS WANT TO GET SOME GRUB? 406 00:15:22,552 --> 00:15:23,593 >> YEAH, SURE. 407 00:15:23,593 --> 00:15:27,097 >> YEAH. 408 00:15:27,097 --> 00:15:28,228 >> YEAH, I CAN GO ABOUT 2,000 409 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,960 MILES WITHOUT HAVING TO STOP IN 410 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,601 THIS BAD BOY RIGHT HERE. MOST 411 00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:32,662 BOATS, YOU KNOW, GO AS FAR AS, 412 00:15:32,662 --> 00:15:35,035 LIKE, CABO. WE WENT TO ACAPULCO 413 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,236 LAST YEAR WITH THE GIRLS. IT WAS 414 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,207 A GREAT TRIP. 415 00:15:37,207 --> 00:15:38,638 >> HOW MANY FEET IS IT? 416 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,711 >> ABOUT 102. 417 00:15:41,711 --> 00:15:42,642 >> YEAH, I WAS THINKING ABOUT 418 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,976 GETTING ONE THIS BIG, BUT, UH, 419 00:15:45,976 --> 00:15:47,247 THEY´RE A BITCH TO PARK. 420 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,079 >> TRUE, THAT. GIVES THE GIRLS, 421 00:15:49,079 --> 00:15:50,120 THOUGH, PLENTY OF ROOM TO SPREAD 422 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,652 OUT. SIENNA, HONEY, YOU´RE 423 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:53,984 FRYING YOURSELF AGAIN. GO PUT ON 424 00:15:53,984 --> 00:15:55,025 THE SUNSCREEN THAT I GAVE YOU, 425 00:15:55,025 --> 00:16:00,690 HUH? THANK YOU. 426 00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:02,032 >> SO, MIKE, YOU HAVE YOUR OWN 427 00:16:02,032 --> 00:16:03,193 PRACTICE OUT HERE NOW? 428 00:16:03,193 --> 00:16:04,964 >> YEAH! AFTER I SOLD 429 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,036 CHRISTIAN´S CONDO AND MADE A 430 00:16:06,036 --> 00:16:07,597 HUGE PROFIT, I DECIDED TO TRAVEL 431 00:16:07,597 --> 00:16:10,070 AROUND, BECOME A POD SURGEON. I 432 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,141 WORK FOR MYSELF NOW, DO 433 00:16:11,141 --> 00:16:12,672 SURGERIES. JUST DON´T KEEP AN 434 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:17,207 OFFICE. MAN, DO I LOVE L.A. 435 00:16:17,207 --> 00:16:18,208 >> I DON´T GET IT. A POD 436 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,649 SURGEON? 437 00:16:19,649 --> 00:16:20,710 >> YEAH. I FIND A PRACTICE AND I 438 00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:22,282 PAY 10% OF MY PROFITS TO USE 439 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,154 THEIR SURGERY SUITES. THERE´S NO 440 00:16:24,154 --> 00:16:25,185 STRINGS ATTACHED, I HAVE NO 441 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,616 OVERHEAD. IT´S A WIN/WIN FOR 442 00:16:26,616 --> 00:16:29,059 EVERYONE. THANK YOU, HONEY. 443 00:16:29,059 --> 00:16:30,990 >> ONLY SECONDS PASSED BEFORE 444 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,023 SEAN AND CHRISTIAN PROPOSED A 445 00:16:33,023 --> 00:16:35,625 SIMILAR DEAL TO MIKE. BRINGING 446 00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:37,397 HIM INTO THEIR BUSINESS AS A POD 447 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:40,200 SURGEON WOULD HELP ENSURE BOTH 448 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,431 THEIR FINANCIAL FUTURES. 449 00:16:41,431 --> 00:16:43,273 >> I THINK IT´S REALLY... 450 00:16:43,273 --> 00:16:45,235 >> MIKE WAS HAPPY TO ACCEPT. 451 00:16:45,235 --> 00:16:46,636 >> ♫ THIS IS WHY I´M HOT 452 00:16:46,636 --> 00:16:48,078 THIS IS WHY I´M HOT 453 00:16:48,078 --> 00:16:49,609 THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY 454 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,311 THIS IS WHY I´M HOT ♫ 455 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,122 >> I KNOW. EVERY YEAR THERE´S A 456 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,254 NEW HIGH-TECH TREND IN EXERCISE, 457 00:17:04,254 --> 00:17:06,126 BUT NOTHING CAN COMPARE TO THE 458 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,697 KETTLE BELLS. THEY ORIGINATED IN 459 00:17:07,697 --> 00:17:11,201 RUSSIA IN 1704. OBVIOUSLY THE 460 00:17:11,201 --> 00:17:13,233 KETTLE BELLS ARE NOT A TREND. 461 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,065 THE BEAUTY OF THE KETTLE BELL IS 462 00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:16,706 THAT IT´S A COMBINATION OF 463 00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:19,209 STRENGTH AND CARDIAC... 464 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,070 >> ♫ IF YOU´RE BLUE 465 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,071 AND YOU DON´T KNOW 466 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,203 WHERE TO GO TO 467 00:17:53,203 --> 00:17:54,204 WHY DON´T YOU GO 468 00:17:54,204 --> 00:17:56,646 WHERE FASHION SITS? 469 00:17:56,646 --> 00:17:59,709 PUTTIN´ ON THE RITZ 470 00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:01,711 >> UM, WE´RE SHORT A SMALL REEF 471 00:18:01,711 --> 00:18:05,215 RETRACTOR. 472 00:18:05,215 --> 00:18:06,156 >> I GAVE MINE BACK TO LINDA. 473 00:18:06,156 --> 00:18:06,816 WHERE´S YOURS? 474 00:18:06,816 --> 00:18:09,619 >> I GAVE IT TO LINDA. 475 00:18:09,619 --> 00:18:10,660 >> ♫ COME LET´S MIX 476 00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:12,122 WHERE ROCKEFELLERS WALK WITH 477 00:18:12,122 --> 00:18:13,363 STICKS OR 478 00:18:13,363 --> 00:18:15,094 UMBRELLAS IN THEIR MITTS... ♫ 479 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:15,825 >> YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE 480 00:18:15,825 --> 00:18:17,127 HELL THIS IS? 481 00:18:17,127 --> 00:18:19,669 >> A, UH, SMALL REEF RETRACTOR. 482 00:18:19,669 --> 00:18:21,331 >> OH, NICE, SEAN. 483 00:18:21,331 --> 00:18:23,333 >> OH, GOD. I´M SORRY. I HAVEN´T 484 00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:24,234 BEEN SLEEPING WELL. 485 00:18:24,234 --> 00:18:25,205 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? I´M UNDER A 486 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,336 LOT OF STRESS, TOO, RIGHT? BUT 487 00:18:26,336 --> 00:18:27,337 YOU DON´T SEE ME OPENING US UP 488 00:18:27,337 --> 00:18:28,308 TO A MALPRACTICE SUIT THAT COULD 489 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,610 BURY US. 490 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:36,346 >> HEY. 491 00:18:36,346 --> 00:18:38,117 WHAT´S GOING ON WITH YOU? DON´T 492 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,849 SAY NOTHING. METICULOUS SEAN 493 00:18:39,849 --> 00:18:42,552 McNAMARA DOES NOT SCREW UP A 494 00:18:42,552 --> 00:18:43,593 TUMMY TUCK. 495 00:18:43,593 --> 00:18:45,825 >> I HAVEN´T BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP. 496 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,127 I´M THINKING ABOUT MY KIDS A 497 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,330 LOT. IT´S CONOR´S BIRTHDAY. HE´S 498 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,632 THERE, I´M HERE, AND IT SUCKS, 499 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,604 BUT I DON´T WANT TO BURDEN YOU 500 00:18:54,604 --> 00:18:55,605 WITH ALL THIS. 501 00:18:55,605 --> 00:18:57,907 >> HEY, NOTHING ABOUT YOUR LIFE 502 00:18:57,907 --> 00:19:00,640 IS A BURDEN TO ME, ALL RIGHT? I 503 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,874 LOVE YOU. OH... 504 00:19:04,874 --> 00:19:06,776 YOUR SLEEPING PILLS. I´M 505 00:19:06,776 --> 00:19:08,278 SURPRISED YOU HAVE NOT WRITTEN A 506 00:19:08,278 --> 00:19:09,749 SCRIP FOR YOURSELF. 507 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,751 >> I DON´T WANT TO DO THAT. 508 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,783 PILLS SCARE ME. I DON´T EVEN 509 00:19:13,783 --> 00:19:16,186 TAKE ADVIL, ESPECIALLY AFTER I 510 00:19:16,186 --> 00:19:17,257 WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL A FEW 511 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:21,361 YEARS AGO. ECSTASY. YEAH. I KNEW 512 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:24,264 YOU´D LIKE THAT. 513 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,295 >> YOU KNOW, THERE´S A BEAUTIFUL 514 00:19:25,295 --> 00:19:26,766 RESORT. IT´S BEEN RENOVATED. 515 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,668 IT´S UP IN OJAI. WE COULD GO 516 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,240 AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND. IT´S ONLY 517 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,201 AN HOUR AWAY. 518 00:19:31,201 --> 00:19:31,941 >> WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GIRL WHO 519 00:19:31,941 --> 00:19:32,942 DIDN´T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ALL 520 00:19:32,942 --> 00:19:34,274 THESE CONVENTIONAL BOURGEOIS 521 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,875 TRAPPINGS, HUH? NOW IT´S ALL 522 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,707 ABOUT WEEKENDS AWAY, HIS AND HER 523 00:19:37,707 --> 00:19:38,678 MASSAGES. 524 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,709 >> HEY, I´M JUST TRYING TO FIND 525 00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:41,681 A WAY TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 526 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:42,652 IF YOU´RE NOT INTERESTED IN 527 00:19:42,652 --> 00:19:43,783 THAT, JUST FORGET I SAID 528 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,785 ANYTHING. 529 00:19:52,962 --> 00:19:54,264 >> ANYTHING. I´LL TAKE ANYTHING. 530 00:19:54,264 --> 00:19:56,366 I JUST HAVE TO GET IN THIS WEEK. 531 00:19:56,366 --> 00:19:59,229 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 532 00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:06,576 >> I´M SORRY, BUT DR. HAMOUI IS 533 00:20:06,576 --> 00:20:07,737 BOOKED SOLID FOR THE NEXT TWO 534 00:20:07,737 --> 00:20:09,339 WEEKS. HIS NEXT AVAILABLE 535 00:20:09,339 --> 00:20:12,282 APPOINTMENT IS ON THE 15th. 536 00:20:22,292 --> 00:20:23,793 >> MIKE, WHERE´S THE COUCH? 537 00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:25,224 >> DON´T WORRY, FELLAS. IT´S ALL 538 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,257 SAFELY IN STORAGE, AND THIS 539 00:20:27,257 --> 00:20:29,399 STUFF WON´T COST YOU A PENNY. 540 00:20:29,399 --> 00:20:30,330 FEEL FREE TO USE IT AS MUCH AS 541 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,402 YOU LIKE. I FIGURED YOU WOULDN´T 542 00:20:32,402 --> 00:20:33,633 GRAB THAT DOUGHNUT WITH THESE 543 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,405 MACHINES STARING AT YOU. 544 00:20:35,405 --> 00:20:36,406 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? WE DON´T NEED 545 00:20:36,406 --> 00:20:37,337 ANYBODY TELLING US HOW TO TAKE 546 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,308 CARE OF OURSELVES. THAT´S NOT 547 00:20:38,308 --> 00:20:39,939 WHY WE BROUGHT YOU IN HERE. 548 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,371 >> I´M SORRY. I´LL HAVE THE 549 00:20:41,371 --> 00:20:42,342 EQUIPMENT GONE BY THE END OF THE 550 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,313 DAY. 551 00:20:43,313 --> 00:20:44,243 >> NO, THE EQUIPMENT CAN STAY, 552 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,345 MIKE. WHAT WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT 553 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,446 IS THE 20 PATIENTS OUT IN THE 554 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,717 LOBBY. 555 00:20:47,717 --> 00:20:48,748 >> THAT WAS FAST, RIGHT? 556 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,351 >> WHAT DID YOU DO? 557 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,352 >> IT´S ALL ABOUT CREATING A 558 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,353 NICHE MARKET AND THEN SELLING 559 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:57,357 YOURSELF. BUSINESS 101, FELLAS. 560 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,389 >> DO YOU MIND IF WE SIT IN ON 561 00:20:59,389 --> 00:21:02,832 ONE OF YOUR CONSULTS? 562 00:21:02,832 --> 00:21:05,795 >> YEAH. 563 00:21:05,795 --> 00:21:07,036 >> WILL THEY BE ASSISTING IN THE 564 00:21:07,036 --> 00:21:08,037 SURGERY? 565 00:21:08,037 --> 00:21:09,268 >> ABSOLUTELY NOT. THEY´RE 566 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,270 EXCELLENT SURGEONS, BUT I´M THE 567 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,842 ONLY DOCTOR WHO LAYS A HAND ON 568 00:21:12,842 --> 00:21:14,344 ANY OF MY PATIENTS. THEY´RE JUST 569 00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:15,745 HERE TO CONSULT. 570 00:21:15,745 --> 00:21:17,877 >> GOOD. MY FRIEND LINDSEY 571 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,849 THOMPSON--SHE SAID YOU´RE THE 572 00:21:19,849 --> 00:21:22,281 BEST. SHE SAID HER VAGINAL 573 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,714 REJUVENATION SAVED HER MARRIAGE. 574 00:21:24,714 --> 00:21:27,757 >> I REMEMBER LINDSEY. HOW MANY 575 00:21:27,757 --> 00:21:28,788 KIDS DO YOU HAVE? 576 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,521 >> 3, ALL BOYS. MY YOUNGEST, 577 00:21:31,521 --> 00:21:34,724 DEREK--HE WAS A VERY HARD BIRTH. 578 00:21:34,724 --> 00:21:37,497 I NEEDED TWO EPISIOTOMIES, AND, 579 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,768 WELL, THINGS HAVEN´T BEEN THE 580 00:21:38,768 --> 00:21:41,831 SAME DOWN THERE SINCE. 581 00:21:41,831 --> 00:21:43,503 >> THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF WOMEN 582 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,375 JUST LIKE YOU OUT THERE. IT´S 583 00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:46,776 EXACTLY WHY I´VE STREAMLINED MY 584 00:21:46,776 --> 00:21:48,778 PRACTICE. ONE PROCEDURE DONE 585 00:21:48,778 --> 00:21:53,913 RIGHT--VAGINAL RECONSTRUCTION. 586 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,044 >> IT´S BRILLIANT. DO YOU 587 00:21:55,044 --> 00:21:56,085 REALIZE, MOST VAGINAL 588 00:21:56,085 --> 00:21:57,517 RECONSTRUCTIONS TAKE LESS THAN 589 00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:58,848 20 MINUTES TO PERFORM? 590 00:21:58,848 --> 00:22:01,050 >> AND THEY COST 15 GRAND A POP. 591 00:22:01,050 --> 00:22:02,452 NO WONDER HE´S RAKING IT IN. 592 00:22:02,452 --> 00:22:04,394 >> WE CAN DO THIS, CHRISTIAN. 593 00:22:04,394 --> 00:22:05,395 WE´RE BETTER SURGEONS THAN HE 594 00:22:05,395 --> 00:22:06,456 IS. 595 00:22:06,456 --> 00:22:07,397 >> HOW OFTEN DO YOU AND YOUR 596 00:22:07,397 --> 00:22:10,400 HUSBAND HAVE SEX, MRS. BRETT? 597 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,062 I UNDERSTAND, BUT YOU DON´T HAVE 598 00:22:13,062 --> 00:22:17,937 TO BE ASHAMED. 599 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,940 I KNOW THIS IS UNORTHODOX, BUT I 600 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,071 WANT YOU TO FEEL COMFORTABLE 601 00:22:22,071 --> 00:22:26,075 WITH ME. I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE, 602 00:22:26,075 --> 00:22:27,346 AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU. 603 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,448 >> LINDSEY SAID YOU MIGHT DO 604 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,419 THIS. 605 00:22:29,419 --> 00:22:31,350 >> HE´S SELLING SEX. WE CAN DO 606 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,952 THAT. 607 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:34,454 >> DAMN STRAIGHT. I WAS IN 608 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:36,355 "PLAYGIRL." 609 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,957 >> OH, IT ALL SOUNDS SO GOOD, 610 00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:40,490 BUT OUR INSURANCE WON´T COVER 611 00:22:40,490 --> 00:22:42,432 THE PROCEDURE. 612 00:22:42,432 --> 00:22:43,733 >> YOU THINK YOU DON´T DESERVE 613 00:22:43,733 --> 00:22:45,835 THIS. I´M SORRY, BUT I GOT TO 614 00:22:45,835 --> 00:22:47,537 CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT ONE. 615 00:22:47,537 --> 00:22:48,838 YOU JUST NEED TO FIND A WAY TO 616 00:22:48,838 --> 00:22:50,800 RECLAIM YOUR SEXUALITY. 617 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,071 IS THERE A BETTER WAY THAN TO 618 00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:53,443 MAKE THE TOOL WITH WHICH YOU 619 00:22:53,443 --> 00:22:55,875 EXPRESS THAT SEXUALITY LOOK AND 620 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,106 FEEL THE WAY IT DID WHEN YOU 621 00:22:57,106 --> 00:22:59,849 WERE IN YOUR 20s? I WANT YOU TO 622 00:22:59,849 --> 00:23:02,782 KNOW, THIS ISN´T JUST ANOTHER 623 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,914 SURGERY TO ME, AND I´M NOT SOME 624 00:23:04,914 --> 00:23:06,816 HIGH-SCHOOL KID WHO THINKS THAT 625 00:23:06,816 --> 00:23:09,158 EVERY VAGINA IS THE SAME. 626 00:23:09,158 --> 00:23:11,821 YOURS IS DIFFERENT. 627 00:23:11,821 --> 00:23:16,125 IT´S...SPECIAL, AND I´M GONNA 628 00:23:16,125 --> 00:23:22,131 GET TO KNOW IT INSIDE AND OUT. 629 00:23:22,131 --> 00:23:24,133 >> WHEN´S YOU NEXT APPOINTMENT? 630 00:23:24,133 --> 00:23:25,174 >> WE CAN´T JUST START STEALING 631 00:23:25,174 --> 00:23:26,175 HAMOUI´S CLIENTS. WE NEED HIS 632 00:23:26,175 --> 00:23:28,878 10% TO KEEP THE ELECTRICITY ON. 633 00:23:28,878 --> 00:23:30,139 >> SO, WE´LL COME TO HIM WITH A 634 00:23:30,139 --> 00:23:32,742 PLAN, INCLUDE HIM IN ON IT. 635 00:23:32,742 --> 00:23:34,183 WELL, WE´RE THE EXPERTS. HE´LL 636 00:23:34,183 --> 00:23:36,145 LOOK LIKE A NOVICE NEXT TO US. 637 00:23:36,145 --> 00:23:38,147 I´M TELLING YOU, THERE ARE 638 00:23:38,147 --> 00:23:39,418 HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF WOMEN 639 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,890 WHO NEED THIS. 640 00:23:40,890 --> 00:23:41,921 >> THAT´S A LOT OF UNTAPPED 641 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,152 VAGINA. HOW YOU PLANNING ON 642 00:23:43,152 --> 00:23:45,194 REACHING THEM, CRAZY SEAN´S 643 00:23:45,194 --> 00:23:48,097 CROSS-COUNTRY GYNO TOUR? 644 00:23:48,097 --> 00:23:51,931 >> NO. BETTER. WE NEED TO CALL 645 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,533 KIMBER FIRST. 646 00:24:01,110 --> 00:24:02,842 CHRISTIAN, WAKE UP. HEY, HEY, 647 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:06,175 WAKE UP. 648 00:24:06,175 --> 00:24:07,216 >> JESUS, IT´S 2:00 IN THE 649 00:24:07,216 --> 00:24:09,048 MORNING. JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN´T 650 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:10,149 SLEEP, DOESN´T MEAN I SHOULDN´T. 651 00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:11,450 >> IT´S ON RIGHT NOW. COME ON. 652 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,182 GET UP. 653 00:24:13,182 --> 00:24:15,124 >> LOS ANGELES--LAND OF THE 654 00:24:15,124 --> 00:24:16,786 BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, WHERE DREAMS 655 00:24:16,786 --> 00:24:19,088 ALWAYS COME TRUE AND FANTASY IS 656 00:24:19,088 --> 00:24:21,460 REALITY, WHERE YOU´RE AS YOUNG 657 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,063 AS YOU FEEL WHEN YOUR PARTNER IS 658 00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:25,965 INSIDE OF YOU. 659 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:26,996 >> AGH! 660 00:24:26,996 --> 00:24:29,068 >> HA HA! YES! WHOO! HI. 661 00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:30,139 I´M DR. McNAMARA OF 662 00:24:30,139 --> 00:24:32,201 McNAMARA/TROY PLASTIC SURGERY. 663 00:24:32,201 --> 00:24:33,843 THESE DAYS, THERE ARE SO MANY 664 00:24:33,843 --> 00:24:35,204 OPTIONS FOR MALE SEXUAL 665 00:24:35,204 --> 00:24:37,006 GRATIFICATION, BUT FEWER CHOICES 666 00:24:37,006 --> 00:24:38,908 FOR OUR FAIRER SEX. I´D LIKE TO 667 00:24:38,908 --> 00:24:40,209 TELL YOU ABOUT A NEW TECHNIQUE 668 00:24:40,209 --> 00:24:41,150 WE´VE DEVELOPED CALLED THE 669 00:24:41,150 --> 00:24:42,151 VAGINAL UPLIFT. 670 00:24:42,151 --> 00:24:43,513 [SMACK] 671 00:24:43,513 --> 00:24:45,084 >> HEH HEH HEH! ACCORDING TO 672 00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:46,215 MASTERS AND JOHNSON, SEXUAL 673 00:24:46,215 --> 00:24:48,087 SATISFACTION IS DUE TO THE 674 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:49,118 AMOUNT OF FRICTIONAL FORCES 675 00:24:49,118 --> 00:24:51,561 GENERATED DURING INTERCOURSE. 676 00:24:51,561 --> 00:24:54,093 >> MWAH, SWEETIE. THIS SIMPLE 677 00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:55,825 OUTPATIENT PROCEDURE RESTORES 678 00:24:55,825 --> 00:24:57,827 THE ARCHITECTURAL INTEGRITY OF 679 00:24:57,827 --> 00:24:58,968 THE VAGINA. 680 00:24:58,968 --> 00:25:00,169 >> IT TAKES UNDER AN HOUR, AND 681 00:25:00,169 --> 00:25:01,500 IN JUST DAYS, BOTH YOU AND YOUR 682 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,902 PARTNER WILL BE ENJOYING A WHOLE 683 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:03,873 NEW LEVEL OF SEXUAL 684 00:25:03,873 --> 00:25:05,104 SATISFACTION. 685 00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:07,076 >> HI. I´M KIMBER HENRY, 686 00:25:07,076 --> 00:25:10,139 ACTRESS. SOME OF YOU MAY 687 00:25:10,139 --> 00:25:11,811 REMEMBER ME FROM MY WORK AS AN 688 00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:13,983 ADULT FILM STAR. AFTER I 689 00:25:13,983 --> 00:25:16,115 RETIRED, I GAVE BIRTH TO MY BABY 690 00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:19,118 GIRL. I WAS HAVING TROUBLE 691 00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:22,121 REACHING ORGASM. THAT´S WHEN I 692 00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:24,223 DECIDED TO GO SEE THE DOCTORS AT 693 00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:27,126 McNAMARA/TROY. 694 00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:28,127 >> TELL US WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE 695 00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:29,128 ABOUT YOUR VAGINA. 696 00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:30,129 >> THEY WERE RESPECTFUL, 697 00:25:30,129 --> 00:25:32,001 RELAXED, AND INFORMATIVE. 698 00:25:32,001 --> 00:25:33,262 THEY ASKED ME TO TELL THEM 699 00:25:33,262 --> 00:25:35,865 EXACTLY WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR 700 00:25:35,865 --> 00:25:37,737 AND HOW I WANTED TO LOOK AND 701 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:43,142 FEEL. MM, AND THE EXAM WAS 702 00:25:43,142 --> 00:25:47,076 GENTLE AND DISCREET. 703 00:25:47,076 --> 00:25:48,748 >> IF YOU CALL AND BOOK YOUR 704 00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:50,820 CONSULT IN THE NEXT HALF-HOUR, 705 00:25:50,820 --> 00:25:52,582 WE ARE OFFERING A 6-INSTALLMENT 706 00:25:52,582 --> 00:25:55,024 FEE, PAYABLE OVER THE NEXT YEAR. 707 00:25:55,024 --> 00:25:57,757 >> BUT DON´T TAKE IT FROM US. 708 00:25:57,757 --> 00:25:59,288 LISTEN TO SOME OF OUR SATISFIED 709 00:25:59,288 --> 00:26:00,890 CUSTOMERS. 710 00:26:00,890 --> 00:26:01,991 >> I FELT A LOT OF SHAME WHEN MY 711 00:26:01,991 --> 00:26:03,092 SIGNIFICANT OTHER TOLD ME THAT 712 00:26:03,092 --> 00:26:04,293 MY VAGINA REMINDED HIM OF A 713 00:26:04,293 --> 00:26:06,936 ROAST BEEF SANDWICH, BUT SINCE 714 00:26:06,936 --> 00:26:08,798 MY VAGINAL UPLIFT, I FEEL MORE 715 00:26:08,798 --> 00:26:10,239 ATTRACTIVE AND MORE CONFIDENT, 716 00:26:10,239 --> 00:26:12,171 AND THE BONUS IS NO PESKY 717 00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:13,072 INCONTINENCE WHEN I SWING THAT 718 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,774 GOLF CLUB. I FEEL LIKE A 719 00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:16,145 20-YEAR-OLD ON THE GREEN AGAIN. 720 00:26:16,145 --> 00:26:18,177 >> YOU GUYS ARE GREAT. 721 00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:20,049 >> YES! 722 00:26:20,049 --> 00:26:21,110 >> YEAH. THAT´S THE WAY TO GO. 723 00:26:21,110 --> 00:26:23,052 HA HA! RIGHT? 724 00:26:23,052 --> 00:26:24,253 >> YES! 725 00:26:24,253 --> 00:26:27,156 >> IT´S A WINNER. WELL DONE. 726 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:32,862 >> OK. DID YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH? 727 00:26:32,862 --> 00:26:33,963 DID YOU GET ALL THAT NASTY 728 00:26:33,963 --> 00:26:35,064 COTTON CANDY OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, 729 00:26:35,064 --> 00:26:36,095 HUH? 730 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:38,928 >> LET´S SEE. OH, MY GOODNESS, 731 00:26:38,928 --> 00:26:39,929 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN CLEANER TEETH 732 00:26:39,929 --> 00:26:41,000 IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE? 733 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,833 >> NO. NIGHTY-NIGHT, SWEETIE. 734 00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:45,074 >> CAN WE GO TO THE ZOO NEXT 735 00:26:45,074 --> 00:26:46,375 WEEK? 736 00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:48,337 >> OF COURSE YOU CAN. AUNT 737 00:26:48,337 --> 00:26:50,710 LIZZIE IS YOUR BUDDY, RIGHT? 738 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:51,741 >> RIGHT. 739 00:26:51,741 --> 00:26:54,283 >> RIGHT. 740 00:26:54,283 --> 00:26:56,245 >> I LOVE YOU, AUNTIE LIZ. 741 00:26:56,245 --> 00:27:01,290 >> I LOVE YOU, SWEETHEART. 742 00:27:01,290 --> 00:27:05,054 >> OK. YOU GO TO SLEEP. MM! 743 00:27:05,054 --> 00:27:10,329 LOVE YOU. RR! 744 00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:12,031 YOU SURE YOU HAVE TO LEAVE SO 745 00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:14,303 SOON? I MADE YOUR 746 00:27:14,303 --> 00:27:16,736 FAVORITE--MUSHROOM RISOTTO. 747 00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:17,737 I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD-- 748 00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:18,738 >> I LIED ABOUT LIKING YOUR 749 00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:21,671 RISOTTO. IT TASTES LIKE GRUEL. 750 00:27:21,671 --> 00:27:24,674 >> OH, WELL, MAYBE YOU COULD 751 00:27:24,674 --> 00:27:25,745 STAY FOR A DRINK. 752 00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:26,275 >> OH! 753 00:27:26,275 --> 00:27:27,316 >> OH, COME ON, LIZZIE. IT´S US. 754 00:27:27,316 --> 00:27:28,317 >> DON´T YOU DARE USE THAT WORD. 755 00:27:28,317 --> 00:27:29,318 >> WHY? THERE´S ALWAYS GONNA BE 756 00:27:29,318 --> 00:27:33,152 AN US. IF THERE´S ONE THING I´VE 757 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,253 LEARNED ABOUT LIFE, IT´S THAT 758 00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:36,155 IT´S FRAGILE. RELATIONSHIPS LIKE 759 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:40,159 OURS ARE RARE, WEIRD BUT RARE. 760 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:42,191 I DON´T WANT TO LOSE YOU. 761 00:27:42,191 --> 00:27:44,694 NEITHER DOES WILBUR. COME ON. 762 00:27:44,694 --> 00:27:45,795 LET´S TAKE THE BOXING GLOVES OFF 763 00:27:45,795 --> 00:27:50,299 JUST FOR A MINUTE FOR HIS SAKE. 764 00:27:50,299 --> 00:27:54,243 I GOT A 1995 CHATEAU MANDEVILLE. 765 00:27:54,243 --> 00:27:55,274 >> IS IT EXPENSIVE? 766 00:27:55,274 --> 00:27:56,305 >> THIS IS A $400 BOTTLE OF 767 00:27:56,305 --> 00:27:57,276 WINE, SWEET THING. 768 00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:58,277 >> WELL, THEN I´LL TAKE HALF OF 769 00:27:58,277 --> 00:27:59,108 IT. 770 00:27:59,108 --> 00:28:00,179 >> OH. THAT´S WHAT I´VE ALWAYS 771 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,280 LOVED ABOUT YOU. 772 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,752 >> IS IT? IS THAT WHAT YOU LOVED 773 00:28:02,752 --> 00:28:05,384 ABOUT ME, MY SENSE OF HUMOR? 774 00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:07,186 BECAUSE IT´S BEEN A LONG TIME 775 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,057 SINCE I LAUGHED ABOUT 776 00:28:08,057 --> 00:28:09,118 ANYTHING. YOU´VE PRETTY MUCH 777 00:28:09,118 --> 00:28:11,190 WRUNG ALL THE JOY OUT OF ME. 778 00:28:15,264 --> 00:28:16,265 >> TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO TO MAKE 779 00:28:16,265 --> 00:28:17,296 IT UP TO YOU. 780 00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:18,267 >> YOU´RE GONNA MAKE IT UP TO 781 00:28:18,267 --> 00:28:21,070 ME, ALL RIGHT. THAT´S WHY I 782 00:28:21,070 --> 00:28:22,101 HIRED ROGER. 783 00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:24,273 >> I´M NOT TALKING ABOUT MONEY. 784 00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:29,108 THAT LAWYER YOU HIRED, HE´S 785 00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:30,980 SCUM. YOU REALLY THINK THAT 786 00:28:30,980 --> 00:28:31,981 CLEANING ME OUT IS GONNA MAKE 787 00:28:31,981 --> 00:28:32,982 YOU FEEL ANY BETTER? 788 00:28:32,982 --> 00:28:37,116 >> YES. I DO, AND YOU KNOW WHY? 789 00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:38,447 BECAUSE YOU CAN´T KEEP TREATING 790 00:28:38,447 --> 00:28:40,449 PEOPLE LIKE TOILET PAPER. 791 00:28:40,449 --> 00:28:42,251 YOU CAN´T KEEP WIPING YOUR ASS 792 00:28:42,251 --> 00:28:43,753 WITH THEM AND FLUSHING THEM LIKE 793 00:28:43,753 --> 00:28:45,324 THEY´RE DISPOSABLE. I USED TO 794 00:28:45,324 --> 00:28:47,126 HAVE SUCH SCORN FOR THOSE WOMEN 795 00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:48,197 WHO FELL ALL OVER YOU. I THOUGHT 796 00:28:48,197 --> 00:28:50,229 THEY WERE ALL EMPTY-HEADED 797 00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:51,460 BIMBOS, THE WAY THEY´D CRY OVER 798 00:28:51,460 --> 00:28:53,803 YOU, BUT, YOU KNOW, I SEE THEM 799 00:28:53,803 --> 00:28:55,134 DIFFERENTLY NOW BECAUSE I BECAME 800 00:28:55,134 --> 00:28:56,806 ONE OF THEM, AND I AM GONNA 801 00:28:56,806 --> 00:28:59,508 STAND UP ON BEHALF OF ALL OF US 802 00:28:59,508 --> 00:29:02,341 BECAUSE I AM NOT GONNA LET IT BE 803 00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:04,243 SO EASY FOR YOU. I AM NOT GONNA 804 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,215 ALLOW YOU TO BREAK MY HEART AND 805 00:29:06,215 --> 00:29:07,246 THEN NOT SUFFER THE 806 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:08,147 CONSEQUENCES. 807 00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:09,148 >> OH, STOP BEING SUCH A DRAMA 808 00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:11,150 QUEEN. I MEAN, SERIOUS, YOUR 809 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:12,121 HEART IS GONNA BE FINE. YOUR 810 00:29:12,121 --> 00:29:13,052 DANCE CARD IS GONNA BE TWICE AS 811 00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:14,283 FULL NOW YOU´VE DISCOVERED THE 812 00:29:14,283 --> 00:29:16,025 JOYS OF DICK. I MEAN, LET´S FACE 813 00:29:16,025 --> 00:29:17,226 IT. 814 00:29:17,226 --> 00:29:18,287 >> FACE WHAT? 815 00:29:18,287 --> 00:29:19,188 >> FACE THE FACT THAT YOURS 816 00:29:19,188 --> 00:29:21,831 TRULY HERE, OK, I FOUND YOUR 817 00:29:21,831 --> 00:29:25,234 G-SPOT. 818 00:29:25,234 --> 00:29:26,295 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING 819 00:29:26,295 --> 00:29:27,236 WITH IT? 820 00:29:27,236 --> 00:29:28,297 >> I´M WASTING YOUR MONEY, 821 00:29:28,297 --> 00:29:29,768 CHRISTIAN. AND TO THINK I WAS 822 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,200 SUCH AN IDIOT THAT I FELT BAD 823 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,301 COMING OVER HERE, WRINGING YOU 824 00:29:32,301 --> 00:29:33,302 DRY. 825 00:29:33,302 --> 00:29:34,373 >> LIZZIE, COME ON. JUST CALM 826 00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:35,274 DOWN. 827 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:36,205 >> YOU KNOW WHAT´LL CALM ME 828 00:29:36,205 --> 00:29:39,508 DOWN? A BOAT, YOURS. 829 00:29:39,508 --> 00:29:40,479 >> DON´T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT 830 00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:41,310 IT. 831 00:29:41,310 --> 00:29:42,311 >> OH, YOU CAN KISS THAT 832 00:29:42,311 --> 00:29:43,312 GOOD-BYE, AND WHEN YOU´RE 833 00:29:43,312 --> 00:29:44,413 SITTING HERE AND YOU´RE CUTTING 834 00:29:44,413 --> 00:29:46,285 OUT YOUR LITTLE COUPONS, I WANT 835 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:48,287 YOU TO THINK OF ME PARTYING ON 836 00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:51,861 MY HOT, FLOATING DYKE BAR-- 837 00:29:51,861 --> 00:29:53,823 THE LESBOAT. 838 00:29:53,823 --> 00:29:55,364 [SLAM] 839 00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:01,300 >> ONCE WE SAW YOUR INFOMERCIAL 840 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:05,334 ON TV, WE HAD TO COME IN. 841 00:30:05,334 --> 00:30:06,505 >> YEAH. MRS. HOBERMAN, TELL ME 842 00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:07,506 WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE ABOUT YOUR 843 00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:08,477 VAGINA. 844 00:30:08,477 --> 00:30:10,179 >> HER VAGINA IS FINE. 845 00:30:10,179 --> 00:30:12,281 >> IT´S BETTER THAN THAT. WE´RE 846 00:30:12,281 --> 00:30:14,343 HERE FOR DON. 847 00:30:14,343 --> 00:30:15,514 >> YEAH. I WANT ONE OF THOSE 848 00:30:15,514 --> 00:30:17,847 6-PACK SURGERIES. 849 00:30:17,847 --> 00:30:19,348 >> WELL, THE SURGICAL TERM IS 850 00:30:19,348 --> 00:30:21,150 ABDOMINAL ETCHING, BUT-- 851 00:30:21,150 --> 00:30:22,291 >> OUR INFOMERCIAL WAS ABOUT 852 00:30:22,291 --> 00:30:23,953 VAGINAL REJUVENATION. 853 00:30:23,953 --> 00:30:25,494 >> NO. I KNOW, BUT YOU KNOW THE 854 00:30:25,494 --> 00:30:26,495 SCENE WHERE YOU´RE PLAYING 855 00:30:26,495 --> 00:30:28,197 VOLLEYBALL WITH THE OTHER GUY, 856 00:30:28,197 --> 00:30:30,329 DR. HAMOUI? YEAH. WELL, SEEING 857 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,360 YOU TWO WITH YOUR SHIRTS OFF 858 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,831 NEXT TO HIM MADE ME REALIZE HOW 859 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,965 MUCH I LET MYSELF GO. 860 00:30:35,965 --> 00:30:37,566 [ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYING] 861 00:31:13,142 --> 00:31:16,505 [MUSIC SPEEDS UP] 862 00:31:16,505 --> 00:31:18,207 [MUSIC STOPS] 863 00:31:18,207 --> 00:31:19,408 >> HA HA! THAT WAS FUNNY. 864 00:31:19,408 --> 00:31:21,480 HA HA HA! 865 00:31:54,183 --> 00:31:55,244 >> HEY, MOVE. GET OUT OF THE 866 00:31:55,244 --> 00:31:58,187 WAY. UGH! 867 00:31:58,187 --> 00:32:00,319 >> OH! JEEZ! HEY, WATCH IT. 868 00:32:36,725 --> 00:32:37,956 >> WHAT? 869 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:38,957 >> I´M CHANGING LOCKS BY 870 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:39,958 TOMORROW, RIGHT? YOU EITHER PAY 871 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:40,959 YOUR SHARE OF THE RENT BY 872 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:41,960 SUNDOWN, OR YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE 873 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,962 BEACH WITH ALL THE OTHER FREAKS. 874 00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:19,998 IT´S $1.08. 875 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,000 [BEEPING] 876 00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:36,745 NO MONEY, NO COFFEE. THIS AIN´T 877 00:33:36,745 --> 00:33:39,088 A CHARITY. YOU CAN´T PAY, GO 878 00:33:39,088 --> 00:33:41,120 SOMEPLACE ELSE. LEAVE BEFORE I 879 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:45,624 CALL A COP. LET GO, YOU FREAK. 880 00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:48,357 [GASPS] 881 00:33:48,357 --> 00:33:51,530 NOW YOU´RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT. 882 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:55,033 [BEEP] 883 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:58,607 GREAT. OH... 884 00:34:03,072 --> 00:34:04,213 [GASPS] 885 00:34:04,213 --> 00:34:05,614 [BEEPING] 886 00:34:05,614 --> 00:34:06,745 OK, OK. YOU CAN HAVE YOUR DOLLAR 887 00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:16,525 BACK, OK? OK, OK. 888 00:34:16,525 --> 00:34:19,358 OK. HERE. 889 00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:20,759 [GASPS] 890 00:34:38,347 --> 00:34:40,709 [DING] 891 00:34:40,709 --> 00:34:42,381 >> DR. TROY, YOU DO REALIZE THAT 892 00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:43,582 YOUR BEING HERE PLACES ME IN 893 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:45,784 VIOLATION OF THE LEGAL CODE OF 894 00:34:45,784 --> 00:34:49,118 PROFESSIONAL RESPONSIBILITY. 895 00:34:49,118 --> 00:34:51,790 >> YOU RECOGNIZE MY COLOGNE. 896 00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:53,192 JUST GIVE ME 5 MINUTES OF YOUR 897 00:34:53,192 --> 00:34:55,494 TIME, AND IF YOU DON´T LIKE MY 898 00:34:55,494 --> 00:35:00,399 PROPOSITION, YOU NEVER SAW ME. 899 00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:03,532 >> OHH...ALL RIGHT. 900 00:35:03,532 --> 00:35:05,534 YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES. 901 00:35:10,839 --> 00:35:14,783 >> I´LL GIVE YOU 250 GRAND NOW 902 00:35:14,783 --> 00:35:17,416 AND ANOTHER 250 IF YOU CONVINCE 903 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:19,388 LIZ CRUZ TO DROP THE CASE. 904 00:35:19,388 --> 00:35:20,689 >> DR. TROY, THIS IS A BREACH OF 905 00:35:20,689 --> 00:35:24,693 ETHICS. IT IS AGAINST EVERYTHING 906 00:35:24,693 --> 00:35:27,426 THAT I STAND FOR. BESIDES, IT 907 00:35:27,426 --> 00:35:29,658 WOULD TAKE MORE THAN A TAWDRY 908 00:35:29,658 --> 00:35:31,900 BRIBE TO GET ME TO JEOPARDIZE A 909 00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:38,167 LIFETIME OF LEGAL PRACTICE. 910 00:35:38,167 --> 00:35:39,608 >> HOW MUCH, THEN? 911 00:35:39,608 --> 00:35:42,871 >> TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS. 912 00:35:42,871 --> 00:35:44,173 >> EXCUSE ME? 913 00:35:44,173 --> 00:35:45,174 >> MY SECRETARY TELLS ME YOU´RE 914 00:35:45,174 --> 00:35:46,175 AN ADONIS. I´D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT 915 00:35:46,175 --> 00:35:47,846 AN ADONIS SOUNDS LIKE WHEN HE 916 00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:50,379 JERKS OFF. 917 00:35:50,379 --> 00:35:51,450 >> I´M SORRY. WHAT? 918 00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:53,452 >> MASTURBATE. PLEASURE YOURSELF 919 00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:54,883 IN FRONT OF ME, DESCRIBING TO ME 920 00:35:54,883 --> 00:35:57,155 EXACTLY WHAT YOU´RE DOING STROKE 921 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,787 BY STROKE. ONCE YOU BRING 922 00:35:58,787 --> 00:36:00,889 YOURSELF TO CLIMAX, I WILL 923 00:36:00,889 --> 00:36:03,562 ACCEPT YOUR OFFER, AND I WILL 924 00:36:03,562 --> 00:36:05,434 CONVINCE MRS. TROY THAT WE 925 00:36:05,434 --> 00:36:09,868 CANNOT WIN THE CASE. 926 00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:11,440 >> GEE, WHAT ABOUT YOUR ETHICS 927 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,401 CODE? 928 00:36:12,401 --> 00:36:13,472 >> I DON´T THINK THAT THIS IS 929 00:36:13,472 --> 00:36:16,375 COVERED IN THE ABA HANDBOOK. 930 00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:18,747 BESIDES, I CAN ALWAYS CLAIM THAT 931 00:36:18,747 --> 00:36:23,482 I NEVER SAW YOU. 932 00:36:23,482 --> 00:36:25,183 >> SO, YOU´RE A PERVERT. 933 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,885 >> DR. TROY, YOUR PROPOSITION 934 00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:28,887 REQUIRES THAT I COMPROMISE 935 00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:30,559 MYSELF ON YOUR BEHALF. 936 00:36:30,559 --> 00:36:33,792 THIS IS SIMPLY QUID PRO QUO. 937 00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:34,763 YOUR 5 MINUTES ARE UP. 938 00:36:34,763 --> 00:36:35,794 >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. NO, NO. 939 00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:39,468 WAIT. JUST, UH--OK. 940 00:36:44,873 --> 00:36:46,575 AHEM... 941 00:36:46,575 --> 00:36:51,780 [ZIP] 942 00:36:51,780 --> 00:36:56,445 OH...THERE. PANTS ARE OFF. 943 00:36:56,445 --> 00:36:57,616 >> LAIR. 944 00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:59,788 >> HMM? 945 00:36:59,788 --> 00:37:00,849 >> DON´T WORRY. NO ONE CAN SEE 946 00:37:00,849 --> 00:37:03,221 THROUGH THE WINDOWS. 947 00:37:07,396 --> 00:37:10,699 >> WHATEVER. 948 00:37:10,699 --> 00:37:11,800 [ZIP] 949 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,802 AHH... 950 00:37:17,306 --> 00:37:20,409 >> THAT´S BETTER. TOUCH YOUR 951 00:37:20,409 --> 00:37:23,812 DICK, DR. TROY, AND DESCRIBE IT 952 00:37:23,812 --> 00:37:25,844 TO ME. 953 00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:27,746 >> FEELS GREAT. IT´S VERY HARD. 954 00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:28,947 >> WE´RE NOT IN A COURTROOM NOW, 955 00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:30,479 DR. TROY. I WANT MORE THAN JUST 956 00:37:30,479 --> 00:37:32,751 THE FACTS. PAINT ME A PICTURE, 957 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:35,253 HOW YOUR HAND FEELS AS YOU TOUCH 958 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,785 IT. TAKE OFF YOUR BRIEFS. 959 00:37:36,785 --> 00:37:39,628 LET YOURSELF BREATHE. 960 00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:46,595 >> THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 961 00:37:46,595 --> 00:37:48,897 I´LL SEE YOU IN COURT. 962 00:37:48,897 --> 00:37:51,600 >> GOOD LUCK. YOU KNOW, I DID 963 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,372 LOSE A CASE ONCE... 964 00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:54,343 >> YEAH. 965 00:37:54,343 --> 00:37:55,604 >> BUT UNLIKE YOU, I WASN´T ABLE 966 00:37:55,604 --> 00:37:57,806 TO MAKE HIM TAKE HIS PANTS OFF. 967 00:37:57,806 --> 00:38:01,049 THAT´S WHEN I KNEW HE HAD ME. 968 00:38:01,049 --> 00:38:02,881 [CHUCKLES] 969 00:38:02,881 --> 00:38:03,982 [SLAM] 970 00:38:03,982 --> 00:38:06,955 [GURGLING] 971 00:38:06,955 --> 00:38:07,916 >> LET´S LOOK AT THE BRIGHT 972 00:38:07,916 --> 00:38:08,957 SIDE, PARTNER. AT LEAST MR. 973 00:38:08,957 --> 00:38:10,559 HOBERMAN´S 6-PACK WILL BRING IN 974 00:38:10,559 --> 00:38:11,360 SOME INCOME. 975 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,561 >> AND MAYBE CHRISTIAN CAN TAKE 976 00:38:12,561 --> 00:38:13,662 HIS SHARE AND GET A GYM 977 00:38:13,662 --> 00:38:14,993 MEMBERSHIP. YOU GOT TO DO 978 00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:16,024 SOMETHING ABOUT THAT GUT THERE, 979 00:38:16,024 --> 00:38:17,065 TUBBY. 980 00:38:17,065 --> 00:38:18,667 >> LIZ, THAT´S ENOUGH. 981 00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:19,768 >> I KNOW, AND ISN´T IT GREAT? 982 00:38:19,768 --> 00:38:21,330 BECAUSE I CAN SAY WHATEVER I 983 00:38:21,330 --> 00:38:23,301 WANT TO, AND HE CAN´T FIRE ME. 984 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:24,302 >> YOU KNOW, SEAN, I´M THINKING 985 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,074 WE´RE DONE WITH HOBERMAN HERE. 986 00:38:26,074 --> 00:38:27,305 WE SHOULD TURN OUR FAT-SUCKING 987 00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:29,378 WAND ONTO LIZ´S HUGE ASS. 988 00:38:29,378 --> 00:38:31,039 >> ALL RIGHT. ENOUGH! HAS IT 989 00:38:31,039 --> 00:38:32,080 OCCURRED TO EITHER OF YOU THE 990 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:32,941 EFFECT YOU´RE HAVING ON 991 00:38:32,941 --> 00:38:34,613 SWITZERLAND HERE? I STAY UP LATE 992 00:38:34,613 --> 00:38:35,844 NIGHTS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A 993 00:38:35,844 --> 00:38:37,716 WAY TO HELP YOU TWO MAKE AMENDS. 994 00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:39,087 DEAL WITH YOUR HURT FEELINGS AND 995 00:38:39,087 --> 00:38:41,420 GROW UP. I´M SICK OF THIS SHIT. 996 00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:48,957 >> OK. I AM SO SORRY, SEAN, BUT 997 00:38:48,957 --> 00:38:51,400 FROM A MEDICAL VIEWPOINT, THIS 998 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,002 LOOKS MORE LIKE LUMPY OATMEAL 999 00:38:54,002 --> 00:38:56,935 THAN IT DOES A BODY BY JAKE. 1000 00:38:56,935 --> 00:39:00,409 DR. HAMOUI, COULD YOU COME HERE 1001 00:39:00,409 --> 00:39:01,610 AND HELP OUT SEAN AND CHRISTIAN, 1002 00:39:01,610 --> 00:39:02,411 PLEASE? 1003 00:39:02,411 --> 00:39:05,614 >> SURE. HEY, YOU GUYS GOT A 1004 00:39:05,614 --> 00:39:06,745 PATIENT OF YOUR OWN. THAT´S 1005 00:39:06,745 --> 00:39:09,778 AWESOME. HOW MAY I BE OF 1006 00:39:09,778 --> 00:39:10,979 SERVICE? 1007 00:39:10,979 --> 00:39:12,581 >> COULD YOU PLEASE JUST LIFT UP 1008 00:39:12,581 --> 00:39:14,383 YOUR SHIRT AND SHOW THEM WHAT 1009 00:39:14,383 --> 00:39:15,754 THE END RESULT IS SUPPOSED TO 1010 00:39:15,754 --> 00:39:16,825 LOOK LIKE? 1011 00:39:16,825 --> 00:39:17,786 >> OH. 1012 00:39:17,786 --> 00:39:20,629 >> THANK YOU. 1013 00:39:20,629 --> 00:39:22,631 >> IT WAS IN THAT MOMENT THAT 1014 00:39:22,631 --> 00:39:24,693 SEAN AND CHRISTIAN REALIZED THEY 1015 00:39:24,693 --> 00:39:26,565 HAD LOST THE GREATEST LUXURY OF 1016 00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:28,096 THEM ALL, SOMETHING MORE 1017 00:39:28,096 --> 00:39:29,498 IMPORTANT TO THEM THAN 1018 00:39:29,498 --> 00:39:31,640 MONEY--THEIR YOUTH. 1019 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:32,671 >> GIVE ME A 20 BLADE. 1020 00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:33,572 >> WHAT FOR? 1021 00:39:33,572 --> 00:39:34,643 >> I WANT TO CUT LIZ´S TONGUE 1022 00:39:34,643 --> 00:39:36,074 OUT. 1023 00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:38,577 >> OK. HERE IT IS--AUNT DOTTIE´S 1024 00:39:38,577 --> 00:39:41,480 FAMOUS GARBAGE SALAD. 1025 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:42,581 >> I HOPE AUNT DOTTIE´S GARBAGE 1026 00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:43,682 DIDN´T INCLUDE COFFEE GROUNDS 1027 00:39:43,682 --> 00:39:45,654 AND SOUR MILK. 1028 00:39:45,654 --> 00:39:47,916 >> NO. GARBAGE SALAD IS WHATEVER 1029 00:39:47,916 --> 00:39:49,057 IS STILL GOOD IN YOUR FRIDGE 1030 00:39:49,057 --> 00:39:51,690 PLUS FRESH LETTUCE, HARD-BOILED 1031 00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:53,722 EGG, AND A SPECIAL LEMONADE 1032 00:39:53,722 --> 00:39:54,993 DRESSING. 1033 00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:57,926 >> MM, THIS IS REALLY GOOD. 1034 00:39:57,926 --> 00:39:59,668 I´M NOT KIDDING. IT´S AS GOOD AS 1035 00:39:59,668 --> 00:40:02,501 A $50 LOBSTER IN MY BOOK. 1036 00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:03,672 >> I DON´T KNOW WHAT I WAS 1037 00:40:03,672 --> 00:40:09,177 THINKING, ALL MY OBSESSING ON 1038 00:40:09,177 --> 00:40:12,581 EXPENSIVE RESORTS AND HONEYMOON 1039 00:40:12,581 --> 00:40:18,687 SUITES. I WOULD RATHER BE HERE 1040 00:40:18,687 --> 00:40:20,749 EATING GARBAGE SALAD WITH YOU ON 1041 00:40:20,749 --> 00:40:24,553 YOUR BALCONY THAN ANYTHING ELSE. 1042 00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:38,767 YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING ABOUT 1043 00:40:38,767 --> 00:40:42,440 CHRISTIAN, HIS LITTLE LEGAL 1044 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:49,718 NIGHTMARE WITH LIZ, AND I DON´T 1045 00:40:49,718 --> 00:40:53,682 MEAN TO GET AHEAD OF ANYTHING, 1046 00:40:53,682 --> 00:41:01,730 BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW I WOULD 1047 00:41:01,730 --> 00:41:04,693 SIGN A PRENUP. I DON´T WANT YOUR 1048 00:41:04,693 --> 00:41:10,098 MONEY. I JUST WANT YOU. 1049 00:41:10,098 --> 00:41:12,470 >> WELL, I WOULD NEVER ASK THAT 1050 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,643 OF YOU. HEY, WE´RE IN THIS FOR 1051 00:41:14,643 --> 00:41:17,746 LOVE, YOU AND ME. CHRISTIAN AND 1052 00:41:17,746 --> 00:41:20,609 LIZ HAD SOME UNUSUAL ISSUES 1053 00:41:20,609 --> 00:41:25,113 GOING INTO THEIR MARRIAGE. 1054 00:41:25,113 --> 00:41:26,484 >> COULD YOU SEE US SPENDING OUR 1055 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:27,956 LIVES TOGETHER? 1056 00:41:27,956 --> 00:41:29,758 >> I COULD. 1057 00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:38,567 >> SEAN McNAMARA, WILL YOU MARRY 1058 00:41:38,567 --> 00:41:43,632 ME? 1059 00:41:43,632 --> 00:41:46,605 >> YES. I WILL. 1060 00:41:59,147 --> 00:42:00,749 >> WHILE SOME MORE OPTIMISTIC 1061 00:42:00,749 --> 00:42:02,220 ANALYSTS PREDICT THAT THE 1062 00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:04,753 DOWNTURN IS FINALLY ENDING, THIS 1063 00:42:04,753 --> 00:42:06,655 FINANCIAL VOICE OF AUTHORITY 1064 00:42:06,655 --> 00:42:08,627 BELIEVES IT WILL BE A LONG TIME 1065 00:42:08,627 --> 00:42:10,528 BEFORE AMERICANS CAN SLEEP 1066 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:13,632 SOUNDLY AGAIN. 1067 00:42:13,632 --> 00:42:18,266 [ZAP] 1068 00:42:18,266 --> 00:42:20,008 [WATER RUNS] 1069 00:43:06,254 --> 00:43:11,319 >> DR. McNAMARA, I KNOW WHAT I 1070 00:43:11,319 --> 00:43:16,124 WANT FOR BREAKFAST. 1071 00:43:16,124 --> 00:43:20,769 SEAN? SEAN? 1072 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:29,607 SEAN? SEAN, WAKE UP. 1073 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:34,612 SEAN, WAKE UP, SEAN. OK. 1074 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:37,045 CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN! 1075 00:43:37,045 --> 00:43:39,087 CHRISTIAN, GET UP! CHRISTIAN! 69632

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