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>> THE TUMOR HAS SPREAD TO THE
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SUPERCLAVICULAR LYMPH NODE.
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>> GIVE ME A BALL PARK.
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>> 6 MONTHS.
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>> MY BEST FRIEND JUST TOLD ME
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THAT HE´S...
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>> DYING? I ACTUALLY HAVE TO SAY
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THE WORD.
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>> IT FEELS LIKE I´M LOSING
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EVERYTHING.
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>> I WANT YOU TO COME HOME WITH
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ME, LIZZIE.
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I WANT YOU TO MARRY ME.
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>> I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND
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AND WIFE.
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>> OUR LAB TECH SWITCHED YOUR
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I.D. NUMBERS. YOUR CANCER IS IN
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REMISSION. I WISH YOU AND YOUR
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BRIDE A LONG, HAPPY LIFE
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TOGETHER.
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>> ♫ MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL
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MAKE ME
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A PERFECT SOUL
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A PERFECT MIND
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A PERFECT FACE
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A PERFECT
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LIFE ♫
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>> IN 1987, AFTER THE INFAMOUS
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BLACK MONDAY CRASH, A NEW
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FINANCIAL GOLDEN AGE WAS BORN,
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AND ALONG WITH IT, A NEW
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INDUSTRY, THE LUXURY INDUSTRY.
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[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING]
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NEWFOUND WEALTH COUPLED WITH
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EASILY AVAILABLE CREDIT OPENED
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THE DOOR TO VANITIES AND
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EXCESSES ONCE RESERVED FOR THE
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RICH AND FAMOUS. SINCE THAT
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TIME, THE ONE LUXURY BUSINESS
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THAT HAS ALWAYS SEEN ANNUAL
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GROWTH HAS BEEN PLASTIC SURGERY.
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DOCTORS SEAN McNAMARA AND
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CHRISTIAN TROY RODE THIS WAVE OF
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FINANCIAL PROFICIENCY. THEY
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SUCKLED UNABASHED FROM THE TEAT
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OF A FLUSH SOCIETY WILLING TO
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SPEND MILLIONS ON THE NEW
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MUST-HAVE STATUS
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SYMBOLS--INCOMPLIANT THIGHS AND
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TITANIC TITS.
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>> WHEN YOU´RE DONE WITH HER
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LIPO, YOU CAN START ON HER RIGHT
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BREAST.
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>> DO YOU REALIZE WE´RE GONNA
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CLEAR A QUARTER OF A MILLION
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BUCKS ON THIS PATIENT ALONE? HA
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HA HA!
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>> BUT AS IN EVERY FAIRY TALE,
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THERE WAS A COSTLY LESSON TO BE
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LEARNED. THE CREDIT CRUNCH HIT.
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SEAN AND CHRISTIAN WERE NOT
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IMMUNE TO THE DOWNTURN.
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>> BEAUTY IS SYMMETRY, MRS.
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PRALINE. WE´RE HAPPY TO DO YOUR
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TUMMY TUCK, BUT YOU´RE NOT GONNA
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BE BIKINI READY UNTIL YOU LET US
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AUGMENT YOUR BREASTS.
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>> WE PREFER TO DO MORE THAN ONE
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SURGERY AT A TIME. THAT WAY YOU
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ONLY GO UNDER ANESTHESIA ONCE,
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AND YOUR RECOVERY TIME IS
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CONSIDERABLY FASTER.
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>> I TOLD YOU, I´VE ONLY GOT
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ENOUGH LEFT IN MY HOME EQUITY
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LINE OF CREDIT TO GET A TUMMY
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TUCK.
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>> AHEM.
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>> FOR SEAN McNAMARA, A MAN
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WOUND TIGHTER THAN A
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HUMMINGBIRD´S ASSHOLE, THE
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FINANCIAL STRESS WAS
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OVERWHELMING.
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HE BEGAN FIGHTING INCESSANTLY
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WITH HIS EX-WIFE JULIA, WHO NOW
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RESIDED IN NEW YORK WITH THEIR
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TWO CHILDREN.
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>> FRENCH LESSONS AND KARATE?
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JULIA, YOU´RE OVERSCHEDULING
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THEM. WELL, THEN YOU´RE GONNA
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HAVE TO START PAYING FOR IT.
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>> SEAN´S TROUBLES WERE FURTHER
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EXACERBATED BY HIS NEW
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GIRLFRIEND, TEDDY ROWE, WHO
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SEEMED IMMUNE TO THE FINANCIAL
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ANXIETY GRIPPING THE NATION.
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>> CAN YOU IMAGINE?
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>> SHE HAD GROWN ACCUSTOMED TO
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HER BEAU´S LARGESSE AND WASN´T
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GOING TO RESORT TO TRUMPERY
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WHEN IT CAME TO CELEBRATING
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THEIR 6-MONTH ANNIVERSARY.
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>> I LOVE THEM.
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>> AND HOW MUCH ARE THESE?
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>> 125,000.
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>> SEAN´S ANXIETY ATE AT HIM
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LIKE VULTURES ON FRESH CARRION.
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HE DEVELOPED A SEEMINGLY
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INCURABLE CASE OF INSOMNIA.
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[BUZZING]
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FREED FROM HIS DEATH SENTENCE,
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CHRISTIAN CELEBRATED BY
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PROVIDING THE MERCHANTS OF RODEO
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DRIVE WITH HIS OWN ECONOMIC
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STIMULUS PACKAGE.
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>> CONGRATS, DOCTOR. SHE´S A
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BEAUTY.
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>> REMEMBER, JACK, SPENDING IS
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OPTIMISM.
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[LAUGHTER]
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>> SEAN AND CHRISTIAN WEREN´T
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THE ONLY ONES STRUGGLING. JUST
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HOME FROM THEIR HONEYMOON,
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CHRISTIAN REVEALED TO DR. LIZ
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CRUZ THAT HE WASN´T DYING OF
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BREAST CANCER AND NO LONGER
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WISHED TO REMAIN MARRIED.
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>> I TOOK CARE OF YOUR FIRST AND
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LAST AT YOUR NEW APARTMENT. THE
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SECURITY DEPOSIT, TOO.
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IF YOU WANT, WE CAN GO FURNITURE
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SHOPPING ON THE WEEKEND.
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>> JUST LET ME DO THIS ALONE,
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OK?
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>> COME ON, LIZ. WE´RE STILL
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FRIENDS.
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>> WE´RE NOT FRIENDS. I´M YOUR
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WIFE.
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WHY DIDN´T YOU TELL ME YOU
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WEREN´T DYING WHEN WE WERE AWAY?
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WHY DID YOU GO LET ME MAKE A
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FOOL OF MYSELF?
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>> I JUST WANTED YOU TO HAVE A
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GOOD TIME. I´M JUST TRYING TO BE
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PRACTICAL. WE´D BE A PERFECT
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MATCH FOR 6 MONTHS, BUT 60
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YEARS? I MEAN, I´D BE CHEATING
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ON YOU WITHIN A WEEK.
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I JUST DON´T WANT TO HURT YOU
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ANY MORE THAN I ALREADY HAVE.
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>> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
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THANK YOU FOR BREAKING MY HEART?
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>> NO. I JUST WANT YOU TO
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UNDERSTAND THAT THIS ISN´T EASY
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FOR ME, EITHER. I LOVE YOU, AND
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I´LL NEVER FORGET HOW YOU TOOK
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CARE OF ME.
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>> AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME,
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HUH?
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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>> FORMER PORN MILLIONAIRE
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KIMBER HENRY FOUND HERSELF
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TOSSED OUT OF RAM PETER´S
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SILK-SHEETED BED WITH NOTHING
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BUT THE REALIZATION THAT THERE´S
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NOTHING LESS MARKETABLE THAN AN
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OLD WHORE. ONCE AGAIN, SHE TRIED
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TO REINVENT HERSELF.
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>> SO YOU DO ELECTROLYSIS NOW?
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>> WELL, I WENT TO NIGHT SCHOOL
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TO GET CERTIFIED.
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WELL, HEAR ME OUT. JUST SAY SOME
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LADY SASQUATCH COMES IN FOR SOME
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LIPO, OK? YOU SMOOTH HER OUT,
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YOU MAKE HER THIGHS LIKE
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PORCELAIN, BUT...
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SHE´S GOT SOME HAIRS BACK THERE,
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AND THAT´S NO GOOD. THAT´S WHERE
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I COME IN.
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[BUZZING]
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OK. LOOK AT THIS. IT DOESN´T
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EVEN HURT. AND I FIGURE THIS IS
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A GREAT WAY FOR YOU TO PROMOTE
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YOUR BUSINESS. YOU´RE GONNA HAVE
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AN ON-SITE ESTHETICIAN, AND I
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KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BE
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CAMERA-READY.
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>> KIMBER, IT´S A GREAT IDEA,
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BUT BUSINESS IS TOO SLOW RIGHT
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NOW TO TAKE ON ANY NEW EXPENSES.
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WE CAN´T AFFORD YOU.
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>> THIS WAS ROCK BOTTOM.
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McNAMARA/TROY, ONCE THE
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TIFFANY´S OF THE PLASTIC SURGERY
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WORLD, WAS NOW LIKE A MALODOROUS
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WHALE CARCASS WASHED UP ON ZUMA
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BEACH. THE CLIENTS WERE GONE.
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WITH THEM WENT THE MONEY, AND
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WITH THAT WENT THE JOY.
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>> [SIGH] AHEM.
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WHAT IS THIS?
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>> IT´S GENERIC. WE NEED TO CUT
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BACK EVERYWHERE.
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>> THAT´S BULLSHIT.
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>> CHRISTIAN, YOU´RE NOT GETTING
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IT. WE ARE IN TROUBLE.
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>> I WANT MY GODDAMN YOPLAIT!
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>> I JUST FINISHED PAYING
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OFF LAST SEMESTER´S TUITION, FOR
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WHICH YOU RECEIVED NO CREDITS
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BECAUSE YOU NEVER TOOK YOUR
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FINALS, OK? I HAVE HERE YOUR CAR
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REGISTRATION RENEWAL. YOU HAVE
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9 UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, AND
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THE CREDIT CARD I GAVE YOU FOR
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EMERGENCIES HAS SEVERAL LUXURY
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CHARGES ON IT.
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>> WELL, I CAN EXPLAIN THOSE
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CHARGES.
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>> MATT, LISTEN TO ME. YOU NEED
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TO PAY BACK SOME OF THOSE DEBTS.
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IT´S RIDICULOUS. YOU GOT $450
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FOR SOME MEN´S STORE CALLED
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EMMANUEL DELACROIX.
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>> IT´S NOT A MEN´S STORE.
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EMMANUEL DELACROIX IS THE
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NUMBER-ONE MIME IN THE WORLD,
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AND HE´S HERE DOING A
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ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME MASTER CLASS.
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>> WHAT?
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>> YEAH. MY ACTING TEACHER
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TURNED ME ON TO HIM. LOOK, YOU
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KNOW HOW THEY SAY WHEN YOU FIND
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YOUR BLISS IS WHEN THE MONEY
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STARTS ROLLING IN? I THINK I´VE
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FOUND IT. MIME IS SO AMAZING,
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MAN. IT TAKES US BEYOND OUR
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PETTY EGOS, BEYOND LANGUAGE, AND
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UNIFIES US.
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IT´S A GREAT ART FORM, OK? THE
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PURE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE OF
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GESTURE.
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>> IS THIS A JOKE?
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>> LISTEN, BOXCAR WILLIE. WE CAN
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RENT YOUR ROOM, OK? SO YOU
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EITHER KICK IN, OR YOU´RE OUT BY
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THE 1st, OK? SO GET OFF YOUR
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UNICYCLE OR WHATEVER THE HELL IT
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IS THAT MIMES DRIVE THESE DAYS
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AND GET A GODDAMN REAL JOB.
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>> YOU KNOW, IT´S A WASTE OF
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TIME TRYING TO SHARE ANYTHING
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WITH YOU TWO.
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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[TELEPHONE BUZZES]
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>> HELLO.
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MM-HMM.
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REALLY?
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MM-HMM.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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>> WHAT WAS THAT?
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>> THAT´S LIZ´S ATTORNEY. SHE´S
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SUING ME FOR DIVORCE.
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[WAVES CRASHING]
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>> I JUST NEVER EXPECTED THIS
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FROM HER. SHE´S NOT GREEDY, YOU
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KNOW? POSSESSIVE, MAYBE.
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STUBBORN, SLOPPY.
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>> CHRISTIAN, REMEMBER, THE
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TRICK IS NOT TO GET EMOTIONAL.
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IT´S OUR JOB TO MAKE A RATIONAL
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APPEAL TO HER BETTER NATURE,
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AND--HOLY SHIT!
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>> HOLY SHIT WHAT?
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>> SHE HIRED ROGER PAYNE. WITH A
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"Y," BUT THE MEANING IS THE
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SAME.
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>> HOW BAD COULD IT BE? THE
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GUY´S BLIND.
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>> SO IS JUSTICE.
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>> LOOK, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. I
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MEAN, COME ON, LIZ. WE CAN LET
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THE LAWYERS ARGUE ABOUT THIS,
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OR WE CAN SETTLE THIS AS
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FRIENDS. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU. I--I
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THINK THAT YOU SHOULD BE
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COMPENSATED FOR EVERYTHING THAT
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I PUT YOU THROUGH.
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HERE. I HOPE THIS IS ENOUGH.
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>> [WHISPERING]
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>> HMM. $250,000. SHOULD COVER
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YOUR LEGAL FEES, MRS. TROY.
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>> MRS. TROY? WE WERE MARRIED 5
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MINUTES.
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>> YES, WELL, IN THE COURSE OF
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THOSE 5 MINUTES, MRS. TROY GAVE
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UP HER RESIDENCE AND HALF OF HER
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INCOME.
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>> I THOUGHT I WAS DYING.
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>> IS THAT WHY YOU PUT
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EVERYTHING IN HER NAME?
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>> YOU WHAT?
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>> I WAS TAKING CARE OF WILBUR,
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YOU KNOW? I WAS TRYING TO BE
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RESPONSIBLE.
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>> WELL, I´M SURE YOU WANT TO
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CONTINUE TO BE RESPONSIBLE BY
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SETTLING WITH MRS. TROY 50% OF
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ALL PERSONAL PROPERTY AND HALF
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OF YOUR INTEREST IN
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McNAMARA/TROY.
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>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
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SMOKING? SHE CAN´T DO THAT. CAN
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SHE DO THAT?
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>> IS IT IN HER NAME?
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>> OH. I GET IT. THIS
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ISN´T A NEGOTIATION; THIS IS A
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GANG RAPE.
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>> WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA.
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>> JESUS, LIZ, I CAN´T BELIEVE
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YOU´D STOOP THIS LOW. YOU´RE
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FIRED.
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>> AH. AFRAID NOT, DR. TROY. YOU
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CAN´T FIRE HER UNTIL THE CASE IS
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SETTLED. IT´S THE LAW.
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>> COME ON, LIZZIE. SAY
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SOMETHING.
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>> YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A
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PRENUP.
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>> IT´S CHEAPER NOT TO FIGHT. I
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JUST THINK YOU´RE IN DENIAL IF
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YOU ASSUME IT´S NOT GONNA COST
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YOU.
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>> THERE´S NOTHING WRONG WITH
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BEING IN DENIAL, MY FRIEND. OUR
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WHOLE CAREERS WERE BUILT ON IT.
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AND LET´S JUST FORGET ABOUT
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THAT CRAP, OK? WE JUST GOT TO
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RELAX, DRINK SOME BEER, AND
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ENJOY THE WATER FOR THE DAY, ALL
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RIGHT?
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>> UH, WHAT´S ALL THIS?
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>> WHAT?
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THEY SEIZED MY BOAT.
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>> YOU´RE KIDDING. WHAT FOR?
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>> YOU KNOW, I MISSED A FEW
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PAYMENTS HERE AND THERE, BUT--
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JESUS. THEY´RE SAYING THEY´LL
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AUCTION IT OFF IF I DON´T PAY
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THE BALANCE BY THE END OF THE
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MONTH. I MEAN--
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>> YOU BETTER SELL IT.
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>> I CAN´T SELL IT. THIS IS THE
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ONLY THING THAT ISN´T IN LIZ´S
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NAME. I MEAN, JESUS! I MIGHT
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HAVE TO LIVE HERE IF SHE GETS
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THE HOUSE.
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I´LL JUST TAKE SOME MONEY OUT OF
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THE BUSINESS, YOU KNOW? JUST TO
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COVER ME FOR NOW.
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>> IF YOU BORROW MORE, YOU LOSE
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YOUR CREDIT RATING, AND THEN
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YOU´RE REALLY WORTH NOTHING.
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>> THEN I´LL GET SOME MONEY FROM
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YOU, ALL RIGHT? JUST FRONT ME 6
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MONTHS FOR THE RENT ON THE
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MALIBU HOUSE.
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>> UH, YOU KNOW, NOW MIGHT BE A
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GOOD TIME TO GIVE YOU NOTICE.
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I´M MOVING OUT. THINGS HAVE BEEN
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GOOD WITH TEDDY, AND WE´RE
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TALKING ABOUT GETTING A PLACE.
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>> WHAT?
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>> CHRISTIAN?
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>> DR. MIKE HAMOUI WAS THE MIAMI
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PLASTIC SURGEON THAT CHRISTIAN
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HAD NOT SEEN SINCE THEIR
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HOMOEROTIC SHOWER ENCOUNTER TWO
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YEARS AGO.
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>> HEY, I HEARD YOU GUYS WERE
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OUT HERE NOW, TOO!
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>> MIKE, REMEMBER MY PARTNER
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SEAN McNAMARA?
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>> YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE I
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REMEMBER.
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YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST GOING TO
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TAKE THE "REVERIE" OUT FOR A
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SPIN. YOU GUYS WANT TO JOIN ME?
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>> [CHUCKLES]
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>> ♫ THIS IS WHY I´M HOT
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THIS IS WHY I´M HOT
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THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY
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THIS IS WHY I´M HOT
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I´M HOT ´CAUSE I´M FLY
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YOU AIN´T ´CAUSE YOU NOT
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THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY
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THIS IS WHY I´M HOT
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I´M HOT ´CAUSE I´M FLY
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YOU AIN´T ´CAUSE YOU NOT
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THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY
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THIS IS WHY I´M HOT
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THIS IS WHY I´M HOT ♫
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>> HEY, NICE BOAT.
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>> THANKS.
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YOU GUYS WANT TO GET SOME GRUB?
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>> YEAH, SURE.
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>> YEAH.
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>> YEAH, I CAN GO ABOUT 2,000
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MILES WITHOUT HAVING TO STOP IN
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THIS BAD BOY RIGHT HERE. MOST
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BOATS, YOU KNOW, GO AS FAR AS,
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LIKE, CABO. WE WENT TO ACAPULCO
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LAST YEAR WITH THE GIRLS. IT WAS
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A GREAT TRIP.
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>> HOW MANY FEET IS IT?
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>> ABOUT 102.
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>> YEAH, I WAS THINKING ABOUT
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GETTING ONE THIS BIG, BUT, UH,
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THEY´RE A BITCH TO PARK.
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>> TRUE, THAT. GIVES THE GIRLS,
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THOUGH, PLENTY OF ROOM TO SPREAD
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OUT. SIENNA, HONEY, YOU´RE
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FRYING YOURSELF AGAIN. GO PUT ON
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THE SUNSCREEN THAT I GAVE YOU,
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HUH? THANK YOU.
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>> SO, MIKE, YOU HAVE YOUR OWN
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PRACTICE OUT HERE NOW?
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>> YEAH! AFTER I SOLD
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CHRISTIAN´S CONDO AND MADE A
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HUGE PROFIT, I DECIDED TO TRAVEL
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AROUND, BECOME A POD SURGEON. I
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WORK FOR MYSELF NOW, DO
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SURGERIES. JUST DON´T KEEP AN
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OFFICE. MAN, DO I LOVE L.A.
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>> I DON´T GET IT. A POD
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SURGEON?
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>> YEAH. I FIND A PRACTICE AND I
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PAY 10% OF MY PROFITS TO USE
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THEIR SURGERY SUITES. THERE´S NO
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STRINGS ATTACHED, I HAVE NO
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OVERHEAD. IT´S A WIN/WIN FOR
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EVERYONE. THANK YOU, HONEY.
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>> ONLY SECONDS PASSED BEFORE
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SEAN AND CHRISTIAN PROPOSED A
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SIMILAR DEAL TO MIKE. BRINGING
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HIM INTO THEIR BUSINESS AS A POD
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SURGEON WOULD HELP ENSURE BOTH
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THEIR FINANCIAL FUTURES.
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>> I THINK IT´S REALLY...
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>> MIKE WAS HAPPY TO ACCEPT.
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>> ♫ THIS IS WHY I´M HOT
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THIS IS WHY I´M HOT
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THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY
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THIS IS WHY I´M HOT ♫
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>> I KNOW. EVERY YEAR THERE´S A
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NEW HIGH-TECH TREND IN EXERCISE,
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BUT NOTHING CAN COMPARE TO THE
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KETTLE BELLS. THEY ORIGINATED IN
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RUSSIA IN 1704. OBVIOUSLY THE
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KETTLE BELLS ARE NOT A TREND.
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THE BEAUTY OF THE KETTLE BELL IS
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THAT IT´S A COMBINATION OF
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STRENGTH AND CARDIAC...
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>> ♫ IF YOU´RE BLUE
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AND YOU DON´T KNOW
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WHERE TO GO TO
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WHY DON´T YOU GO
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WHERE FASHION SITS?
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PUTTIN´ ON THE RITZ
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>> UM, WE´RE SHORT A SMALL REEF
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RETRACTOR.
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>> I GAVE MINE BACK TO LINDA.
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WHERE´S YOURS?
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>> I GAVE IT TO LINDA.
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>> ♫ COME LET´S MIX
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WHERE ROCKEFELLERS WALK WITH
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STICKS OR
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UMBRELLAS IN THEIR MITTS... ♫
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>> YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE
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HELL THIS IS?
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>> A, UH, SMALL REEF RETRACTOR.
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>> OH, NICE, SEAN.
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>> OH, GOD. I´M SORRY. I HAVEN´T
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BEEN SLEEPING WELL.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT? I´M UNDER A
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LOT OF STRESS, TOO, RIGHT? BUT
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YOU DON´T SEE ME OPENING US UP
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TO A MALPRACTICE SUIT THAT COULD
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BURY US.
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>> HEY.
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WHAT´S GOING ON WITH YOU? DON´T
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SAY NOTHING. METICULOUS SEAN
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McNAMARA DOES NOT SCREW UP A
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TUMMY TUCK.
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>> I HAVEN´T BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP.
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I´M THINKING ABOUT MY KIDS A
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LOT. IT´S CONOR´S BIRTHDAY. HE´S
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THERE, I´M HERE, AND IT SUCKS,
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BUT I DON´T WANT TO BURDEN YOU
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WITH ALL THIS.
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>> HEY, NOTHING ABOUT YOUR LIFE
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IS A BURDEN TO ME, ALL RIGHT? I
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LOVE YOU. OH...
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YOUR SLEEPING PILLS. I´M
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SURPRISED YOU HAVE NOT WRITTEN A
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SCRIP FOR YOURSELF.
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>> I DON´T WANT TO DO THAT.
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PILLS SCARE ME. I DON´T EVEN
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TAKE ADVIL, ESPECIALLY AFTER I
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WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL A FEW
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YEARS AGO. ECSTASY. YEAH. I KNEW
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YOU´D LIKE THAT.
513
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,295
>> YOU KNOW, THERE´S A BEAUTIFUL
514
00:19:25,295 --> 00:19:26,766
RESORT. IT´S BEEN RENOVATED.
515
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,668
IT´S UP IN OJAI. WE COULD GO
516
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,240
AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND. IT´S ONLY
517
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,201
AN HOUR AWAY.
518
00:19:31,201 --> 00:19:31,941
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GIRL WHO
519
00:19:31,941 --> 00:19:32,942
DIDN´T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ALL
520
00:19:32,942 --> 00:19:34,274
THESE CONVENTIONAL BOURGEOIS
521
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,875
TRAPPINGS, HUH? NOW IT´S ALL
522
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,707
ABOUT WEEKENDS AWAY, HIS AND HER
523
00:19:37,707 --> 00:19:38,678
MASSAGES.
524
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,709
>> HEY, I´M JUST TRYING TO FIND
525
00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:41,681
A WAY TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
526
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:42,652
IF YOU´RE NOT INTERESTED IN
527
00:19:42,652 --> 00:19:43,783
THAT, JUST FORGET I SAID
528
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,785
ANYTHING.
529
00:19:52,962 --> 00:19:54,264
>> ANYTHING. I´LL TAKE ANYTHING.
530
00:19:54,264 --> 00:19:56,366
I JUST HAVE TO GET IN THIS WEEK.
531
00:19:56,366 --> 00:19:59,229
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
532
00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:06,576
>> I´M SORRY, BUT DR. HAMOUI IS
533
00:20:06,576 --> 00:20:07,737
BOOKED SOLID FOR THE NEXT TWO
534
00:20:07,737 --> 00:20:09,339
WEEKS. HIS NEXT AVAILABLE
535
00:20:09,339 --> 00:20:12,282
APPOINTMENT IS ON THE 15th.
536
00:20:22,292 --> 00:20:23,793
>> MIKE, WHERE´S THE COUCH?
537
00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:25,224
>> DON´T WORRY, FELLAS. IT´S ALL
538
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,257
SAFELY IN STORAGE, AND THIS
539
00:20:27,257 --> 00:20:29,399
STUFF WON´T COST YOU A PENNY.
540
00:20:29,399 --> 00:20:30,330
FEEL FREE TO USE IT AS MUCH AS
541
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,402
YOU LIKE. I FIGURED YOU WOULDN´T
542
00:20:32,402 --> 00:20:33,633
GRAB THAT DOUGHNUT WITH THESE
543
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,405
MACHINES STARING AT YOU.
544
00:20:35,405 --> 00:20:36,406
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? WE DON´T NEED
545
00:20:36,406 --> 00:20:37,337
ANYBODY TELLING US HOW TO TAKE
546
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,308
CARE OF OURSELVES. THAT´S NOT
547
00:20:38,308 --> 00:20:39,939
WHY WE BROUGHT YOU IN HERE.
548
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,371
>> I´M SORRY. I´LL HAVE THE
549
00:20:41,371 --> 00:20:42,342
EQUIPMENT GONE BY THE END OF THE
550
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,313
DAY.
551
00:20:43,313 --> 00:20:44,243
>> NO, THE EQUIPMENT CAN STAY,
552
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,345
MIKE. WHAT WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT
553
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,446
IS THE 20 PATIENTS OUT IN THE
554
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,717
LOBBY.
555
00:20:47,717 --> 00:20:48,748
>> THAT WAS FAST, RIGHT?
556
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,351
>> WHAT DID YOU DO?
557
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,352
>> IT´S ALL ABOUT CREATING A
558
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,353
NICHE MARKET AND THEN SELLING
559
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:57,357
YOURSELF. BUSINESS 101, FELLAS.
560
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,389
>> DO YOU MIND IF WE SIT IN ON
561
00:20:59,389 --> 00:21:02,832
ONE OF YOUR CONSULTS?
562
00:21:02,832 --> 00:21:05,795
>> YEAH.
563
00:21:05,795 --> 00:21:07,036
>> WILL THEY BE ASSISTING IN THE
564
00:21:07,036 --> 00:21:08,037
SURGERY?
565
00:21:08,037 --> 00:21:09,268
>> ABSOLUTELY NOT. THEY´RE
566
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,270
EXCELLENT SURGEONS, BUT I´M THE
567
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,842
ONLY DOCTOR WHO LAYS A HAND ON
568
00:21:12,842 --> 00:21:14,344
ANY OF MY PATIENTS. THEY´RE JUST
569
00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:15,745
HERE TO CONSULT.
570
00:21:15,745 --> 00:21:17,877
>> GOOD. MY FRIEND LINDSEY
571
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,849
THOMPSON--SHE SAID YOU´RE THE
572
00:21:19,849 --> 00:21:22,281
BEST. SHE SAID HER VAGINAL
573
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,714
REJUVENATION SAVED HER MARRIAGE.
574
00:21:24,714 --> 00:21:27,757
>> I REMEMBER LINDSEY. HOW MANY
575
00:21:27,757 --> 00:21:28,788
KIDS DO YOU HAVE?
576
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,521
>> 3, ALL BOYS. MY YOUNGEST,
577
00:21:31,521 --> 00:21:34,724
DEREK--HE WAS A VERY HARD BIRTH.
578
00:21:34,724 --> 00:21:37,497
I NEEDED TWO EPISIOTOMIES, AND,
579
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,768
WELL, THINGS HAVEN´T BEEN THE
580
00:21:38,768 --> 00:21:41,831
SAME DOWN THERE SINCE.
581
00:21:41,831 --> 00:21:43,503
>> THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF WOMEN
582
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,375
JUST LIKE YOU OUT THERE. IT´S
583
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:46,776
EXACTLY WHY I´VE STREAMLINED MY
584
00:21:46,776 --> 00:21:48,778
PRACTICE. ONE PROCEDURE DONE
585
00:21:48,778 --> 00:21:53,913
RIGHT--VAGINAL RECONSTRUCTION.
586
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,044
>> IT´S BRILLIANT. DO YOU
587
00:21:55,044 --> 00:21:56,085
REALIZE, MOST VAGINAL
588
00:21:56,085 --> 00:21:57,517
RECONSTRUCTIONS TAKE LESS THAN
589
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:58,848
20 MINUTES TO PERFORM?
590
00:21:58,848 --> 00:22:01,050
>> AND THEY COST 15 GRAND A POP.
591
00:22:01,050 --> 00:22:02,452
NO WONDER HE´S RAKING IT IN.
592
00:22:02,452 --> 00:22:04,394
>> WE CAN DO THIS, CHRISTIAN.
593
00:22:04,394 --> 00:22:05,395
WE´RE BETTER SURGEONS THAN HE
594
00:22:05,395 --> 00:22:06,456
IS.
595
00:22:06,456 --> 00:22:07,397
>> HOW OFTEN DO YOU AND YOUR
596
00:22:07,397 --> 00:22:10,400
HUSBAND HAVE SEX, MRS. BRETT?
597
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,062
I UNDERSTAND, BUT YOU DON´T HAVE
598
00:22:13,062 --> 00:22:17,937
TO BE ASHAMED.
599
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,940
I KNOW THIS IS UNORTHODOX, BUT I
600
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,071
WANT YOU TO FEEL COMFORTABLE
601
00:22:22,071 --> 00:22:26,075
WITH ME. I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE,
602
00:22:26,075 --> 00:22:27,346
AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU.
603
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,448
>> LINDSEY SAID YOU MIGHT DO
604
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,419
THIS.
605
00:22:29,419 --> 00:22:31,350
>> HE´S SELLING SEX. WE CAN DO
606
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,952
THAT.
607
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:34,454
>> DAMN STRAIGHT. I WAS IN
608
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:36,355
"PLAYGIRL."
609
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,957
>> OH, IT ALL SOUNDS SO GOOD,
610
00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:40,490
BUT OUR INSURANCE WON´T COVER
611
00:22:40,490 --> 00:22:42,432
THE PROCEDURE.
612
00:22:42,432 --> 00:22:43,733
>> YOU THINK YOU DON´T DESERVE
613
00:22:43,733 --> 00:22:45,835
THIS. I´M SORRY, BUT I GOT TO
614
00:22:45,835 --> 00:22:47,537
CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT ONE.
615
00:22:47,537 --> 00:22:48,838
YOU JUST NEED TO FIND A WAY TO
616
00:22:48,838 --> 00:22:50,800
RECLAIM YOUR SEXUALITY.
617
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,071
IS THERE A BETTER WAY THAN TO
618
00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:53,443
MAKE THE TOOL WITH WHICH YOU
619
00:22:53,443 --> 00:22:55,875
EXPRESS THAT SEXUALITY LOOK AND
620
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,106
FEEL THE WAY IT DID WHEN YOU
621
00:22:57,106 --> 00:22:59,849
WERE IN YOUR 20s? I WANT YOU TO
622
00:22:59,849 --> 00:23:02,782
KNOW, THIS ISN´T JUST ANOTHER
623
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,914
SURGERY TO ME, AND I´M NOT SOME
624
00:23:04,914 --> 00:23:06,816
HIGH-SCHOOL KID WHO THINKS THAT
625
00:23:06,816 --> 00:23:09,158
EVERY VAGINA IS THE SAME.
626
00:23:09,158 --> 00:23:11,821
YOURS IS DIFFERENT.
627
00:23:11,821 --> 00:23:16,125
IT´S...SPECIAL, AND I´M GONNA
628
00:23:16,125 --> 00:23:22,131
GET TO KNOW IT INSIDE AND OUT.
629
00:23:22,131 --> 00:23:24,133
>> WHEN´S YOU NEXT APPOINTMENT?
630
00:23:24,133 --> 00:23:25,174
>> WE CAN´T JUST START STEALING
631
00:23:25,174 --> 00:23:26,175
HAMOUI´S CLIENTS. WE NEED HIS
632
00:23:26,175 --> 00:23:28,878
10% TO KEEP THE ELECTRICITY ON.
633
00:23:28,878 --> 00:23:30,139
>> SO, WE´LL COME TO HIM WITH A
634
00:23:30,139 --> 00:23:32,742
PLAN, INCLUDE HIM IN ON IT.
635
00:23:32,742 --> 00:23:34,183
WELL, WE´RE THE EXPERTS. HE´LL
636
00:23:34,183 --> 00:23:36,145
LOOK LIKE A NOVICE NEXT TO US.
637
00:23:36,145 --> 00:23:38,147
I´M TELLING YOU, THERE ARE
638
00:23:38,147 --> 00:23:39,418
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF WOMEN
639
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,890
WHO NEED THIS.
640
00:23:40,890 --> 00:23:41,921
>> THAT´S A LOT OF UNTAPPED
641
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,152
VAGINA. HOW YOU PLANNING ON
642
00:23:43,152 --> 00:23:45,194
REACHING THEM, CRAZY SEAN´S
643
00:23:45,194 --> 00:23:48,097
CROSS-COUNTRY GYNO TOUR?
644
00:23:48,097 --> 00:23:51,931
>> NO. BETTER. WE NEED TO CALL
645
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,533
KIMBER FIRST.
646
00:24:01,110 --> 00:24:02,842
CHRISTIAN, WAKE UP. HEY, HEY,
647
00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:06,175
WAKE UP.
648
00:24:06,175 --> 00:24:07,216
>> JESUS, IT´S 2:00 IN THE
649
00:24:07,216 --> 00:24:09,048
MORNING. JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN´T
650
00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:10,149
SLEEP, DOESN´T MEAN I SHOULDN´T.
651
00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:11,450
>> IT´S ON RIGHT NOW. COME ON.
652
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,182
GET UP.
653
00:24:13,182 --> 00:24:15,124
>> LOS ANGELES--LAND OF THE
654
00:24:15,124 --> 00:24:16,786
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, WHERE DREAMS
655
00:24:16,786 --> 00:24:19,088
ALWAYS COME TRUE AND FANTASY IS
656
00:24:19,088 --> 00:24:21,460
REALITY, WHERE YOU´RE AS YOUNG
657
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,063
AS YOU FEEL WHEN YOUR PARTNER IS
658
00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:25,965
INSIDE OF YOU.
659
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:26,996
>> AGH!
660
00:24:26,996 --> 00:24:29,068
>> HA HA! YES! WHOO! HI.
661
00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:30,139
I´M DR. McNAMARA OF
662
00:24:30,139 --> 00:24:32,201
McNAMARA/TROY PLASTIC SURGERY.
663
00:24:32,201 --> 00:24:33,843
THESE DAYS, THERE ARE SO MANY
664
00:24:33,843 --> 00:24:35,204
OPTIONS FOR MALE SEXUAL
665
00:24:35,204 --> 00:24:37,006
GRATIFICATION, BUT FEWER CHOICES
666
00:24:37,006 --> 00:24:38,908
FOR OUR FAIRER SEX. I´D LIKE TO
667
00:24:38,908 --> 00:24:40,209
TELL YOU ABOUT A NEW TECHNIQUE
668
00:24:40,209 --> 00:24:41,150
WE´VE DEVELOPED CALLED THE
669
00:24:41,150 --> 00:24:42,151
VAGINAL UPLIFT.
670
00:24:42,151 --> 00:24:43,513
[SMACK]
671
00:24:43,513 --> 00:24:45,084
>> HEH HEH HEH! ACCORDING TO
672
00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:46,215
MASTERS AND JOHNSON, SEXUAL
673
00:24:46,215 --> 00:24:48,087
SATISFACTION IS DUE TO THE
674
00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:49,118
AMOUNT OF FRICTIONAL FORCES
675
00:24:49,118 --> 00:24:51,561
GENERATED DURING INTERCOURSE.
676
00:24:51,561 --> 00:24:54,093
>> MWAH, SWEETIE. THIS SIMPLE
677
00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:55,825
OUTPATIENT PROCEDURE RESTORES
678
00:24:55,825 --> 00:24:57,827
THE ARCHITECTURAL INTEGRITY OF
679
00:24:57,827 --> 00:24:58,968
THE VAGINA.
680
00:24:58,968 --> 00:25:00,169
>> IT TAKES UNDER AN HOUR, AND
681
00:25:00,169 --> 00:25:01,500
IN JUST DAYS, BOTH YOU AND YOUR
682
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,902
PARTNER WILL BE ENJOYING A WHOLE
683
00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:03,873
NEW LEVEL OF SEXUAL
684
00:25:03,873 --> 00:25:05,104
SATISFACTION.
685
00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:07,076
>> HI. I´M KIMBER HENRY,
686
00:25:07,076 --> 00:25:10,139
ACTRESS. SOME OF YOU MAY
687
00:25:10,139 --> 00:25:11,811
REMEMBER ME FROM MY WORK AS AN
688
00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:13,983
ADULT FILM STAR. AFTER I
689
00:25:13,983 --> 00:25:16,115
RETIRED, I GAVE BIRTH TO MY BABY
690
00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:19,118
GIRL. I WAS HAVING TROUBLE
691
00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:22,121
REACHING ORGASM. THAT´S WHEN I
692
00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:24,223
DECIDED TO GO SEE THE DOCTORS AT
693
00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:27,126
McNAMARA/TROY.
694
00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:28,127
>> TELL US WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE
695
00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:29,128
ABOUT YOUR VAGINA.
696
00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:30,129
>> THEY WERE RESPECTFUL,
697
00:25:30,129 --> 00:25:32,001
RELAXED, AND INFORMATIVE.
698
00:25:32,001 --> 00:25:33,262
THEY ASKED ME TO TELL THEM
699
00:25:33,262 --> 00:25:35,865
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR
700
00:25:35,865 --> 00:25:37,737
AND HOW I WANTED TO LOOK AND
701
00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:43,142
FEEL. MM, AND THE EXAM WAS
702
00:25:43,142 --> 00:25:47,076
GENTLE AND DISCREET.
703
00:25:47,076 --> 00:25:48,748
>> IF YOU CALL AND BOOK YOUR
704
00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:50,820
CONSULT IN THE NEXT HALF-HOUR,
705
00:25:50,820 --> 00:25:52,582
WE ARE OFFERING A 6-INSTALLMENT
706
00:25:52,582 --> 00:25:55,024
FEE, PAYABLE OVER THE NEXT YEAR.
707
00:25:55,024 --> 00:25:57,757
>> BUT DON´T TAKE IT FROM US.
708
00:25:57,757 --> 00:25:59,288
LISTEN TO SOME OF OUR SATISFIED
709
00:25:59,288 --> 00:26:00,890
CUSTOMERS.
710
00:26:00,890 --> 00:26:01,991
>> I FELT A LOT OF SHAME WHEN MY
711
00:26:01,991 --> 00:26:03,092
SIGNIFICANT OTHER TOLD ME THAT
712
00:26:03,092 --> 00:26:04,293
MY VAGINA REMINDED HIM OF A
713
00:26:04,293 --> 00:26:06,936
ROAST BEEF SANDWICH, BUT SINCE
714
00:26:06,936 --> 00:26:08,798
MY VAGINAL UPLIFT, I FEEL MORE
715
00:26:08,798 --> 00:26:10,239
ATTRACTIVE AND MORE CONFIDENT,
716
00:26:10,239 --> 00:26:12,171
AND THE BONUS IS NO PESKY
717
00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:13,072
INCONTINENCE WHEN I SWING THAT
718
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,774
GOLF CLUB. I FEEL LIKE A
719
00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:16,145
20-YEAR-OLD ON THE GREEN AGAIN.
720
00:26:16,145 --> 00:26:18,177
>> YOU GUYS ARE GREAT.
721
00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:20,049
>> YES!
722
00:26:20,049 --> 00:26:21,110
>> YEAH. THAT´S THE WAY TO GO.
723
00:26:21,110 --> 00:26:23,052
HA HA! RIGHT?
724
00:26:23,052 --> 00:26:24,253
>> YES!
725
00:26:24,253 --> 00:26:27,156
>> IT´S A WINNER. WELL DONE.
726
00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:32,862
>> OK. DID YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH?
727
00:26:32,862 --> 00:26:33,963
DID YOU GET ALL THAT NASTY
728
00:26:33,963 --> 00:26:35,064
COTTON CANDY OUT OF YOUR MOUTH,
729
00:26:35,064 --> 00:26:36,095
HUH?
730
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:38,928
>> LET´S SEE. OH, MY GOODNESS,
731
00:26:38,928 --> 00:26:39,929
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN CLEANER TEETH
732
00:26:39,929 --> 00:26:41,000
IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE?
733
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,833
>> NO. NIGHTY-NIGHT, SWEETIE.
734
00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:45,074
>> CAN WE GO TO THE ZOO NEXT
735
00:26:45,074 --> 00:26:46,375
WEEK?
736
00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:48,337
>> OF COURSE YOU CAN. AUNT
737
00:26:48,337 --> 00:26:50,710
LIZZIE IS YOUR BUDDY, RIGHT?
738
00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:51,741
>> RIGHT.
739
00:26:51,741 --> 00:26:54,283
>> RIGHT.
740
00:26:54,283 --> 00:26:56,245
>> I LOVE YOU, AUNTIE LIZ.
741
00:26:56,245 --> 00:27:01,290
>> I LOVE YOU, SWEETHEART.
742
00:27:01,290 --> 00:27:05,054
>> OK. YOU GO TO SLEEP. MM!
743
00:27:05,054 --> 00:27:10,329
LOVE YOU. RR!
744
00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:12,031
YOU SURE YOU HAVE TO LEAVE SO
745
00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:14,303
SOON? I MADE YOUR
746
00:27:14,303 --> 00:27:16,736
FAVORITE--MUSHROOM RISOTTO.
747
00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:17,737
I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD--
748
00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:18,738
>> I LIED ABOUT LIKING YOUR
749
00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:21,671
RISOTTO. IT TASTES LIKE GRUEL.
750
00:27:21,671 --> 00:27:24,674
>> OH, WELL, MAYBE YOU COULD
751
00:27:24,674 --> 00:27:25,745
STAY FOR A DRINK.
752
00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:26,275
>> OH!
753
00:27:26,275 --> 00:27:27,316
>> OH, COME ON, LIZZIE. IT´S US.
754
00:27:27,316 --> 00:27:28,317
>> DON´T YOU DARE USE THAT WORD.
755
00:27:28,317 --> 00:27:29,318
>> WHY? THERE´S ALWAYS GONNA BE
756
00:27:29,318 --> 00:27:33,152
AN US. IF THERE´S ONE THING I´VE
757
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,253
LEARNED ABOUT LIFE, IT´S THAT
758
00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:36,155
IT´S FRAGILE. RELATIONSHIPS LIKE
759
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:40,159
OURS ARE RARE, WEIRD BUT RARE.
760
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:42,191
I DON´T WANT TO LOSE YOU.
761
00:27:42,191 --> 00:27:44,694
NEITHER DOES WILBUR. COME ON.
762
00:27:44,694 --> 00:27:45,795
LET´S TAKE THE BOXING GLOVES OFF
763
00:27:45,795 --> 00:27:50,299
JUST FOR A MINUTE FOR HIS SAKE.
764
00:27:50,299 --> 00:27:54,243
I GOT A 1995 CHATEAU MANDEVILLE.
765
00:27:54,243 --> 00:27:55,274
>> IS IT EXPENSIVE?
766
00:27:55,274 --> 00:27:56,305
>> THIS IS A $400 BOTTLE OF
767
00:27:56,305 --> 00:27:57,276
WINE, SWEET THING.
768
00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:58,277
>> WELL, THEN I´LL TAKE HALF OF
769
00:27:58,277 --> 00:27:59,108
IT.
770
00:27:59,108 --> 00:28:00,179
>> OH. THAT´S WHAT I´VE ALWAYS
771
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,280
LOVED ABOUT YOU.
772
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,752
>> IS IT? IS THAT WHAT YOU LOVED
773
00:28:02,752 --> 00:28:05,384
ABOUT ME, MY SENSE OF HUMOR?
774
00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:07,186
BECAUSE IT´S BEEN A LONG TIME
775
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,057
SINCE I LAUGHED ABOUT
776
00:28:08,057 --> 00:28:09,118
ANYTHING. YOU´VE PRETTY MUCH
777
00:28:09,118 --> 00:28:11,190
WRUNG ALL THE JOY OUT OF ME.
778
00:28:15,264 --> 00:28:16,265
>> TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO TO MAKE
779
00:28:16,265 --> 00:28:17,296
IT UP TO YOU.
780
00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:18,267
>> YOU´RE GONNA MAKE IT UP TO
781
00:28:18,267 --> 00:28:21,070
ME, ALL RIGHT. THAT´S WHY I
782
00:28:21,070 --> 00:28:22,101
HIRED ROGER.
783
00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:24,273
>> I´M NOT TALKING ABOUT MONEY.
784
00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:29,108
THAT LAWYER YOU HIRED, HE´S
785
00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:30,980
SCUM. YOU REALLY THINK THAT
786
00:28:30,980 --> 00:28:31,981
CLEANING ME OUT IS GONNA MAKE
787
00:28:31,981 --> 00:28:32,982
YOU FEEL ANY BETTER?
788
00:28:32,982 --> 00:28:37,116
>> YES. I DO, AND YOU KNOW WHY?
789
00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:38,447
BECAUSE YOU CAN´T KEEP TREATING
790
00:28:38,447 --> 00:28:40,449
PEOPLE LIKE TOILET PAPER.
791
00:28:40,449 --> 00:28:42,251
YOU CAN´T KEEP WIPING YOUR ASS
792
00:28:42,251 --> 00:28:43,753
WITH THEM AND FLUSHING THEM LIKE
793
00:28:43,753 --> 00:28:45,324
THEY´RE DISPOSABLE. I USED TO
794
00:28:45,324 --> 00:28:47,126
HAVE SUCH SCORN FOR THOSE WOMEN
795
00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:48,197
WHO FELL ALL OVER YOU. I THOUGHT
796
00:28:48,197 --> 00:28:50,229
THEY WERE ALL EMPTY-HEADED
797
00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:51,460
BIMBOS, THE WAY THEY´D CRY OVER
798
00:28:51,460 --> 00:28:53,803
YOU, BUT, YOU KNOW, I SEE THEM
799
00:28:53,803 --> 00:28:55,134
DIFFERENTLY NOW BECAUSE I BECAME
800
00:28:55,134 --> 00:28:56,806
ONE OF THEM, AND I AM GONNA
801
00:28:56,806 --> 00:28:59,508
STAND UP ON BEHALF OF ALL OF US
802
00:28:59,508 --> 00:29:02,341
BECAUSE I AM NOT GONNA LET IT BE
803
00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:04,243
SO EASY FOR YOU. I AM NOT GONNA
804
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,215
ALLOW YOU TO BREAK MY HEART AND
805
00:29:06,215 --> 00:29:07,246
THEN NOT SUFFER THE
806
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:08,147
CONSEQUENCES.
807
00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:09,148
>> OH, STOP BEING SUCH A DRAMA
808
00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:11,150
QUEEN. I MEAN, SERIOUS, YOUR
809
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:12,121
HEART IS GONNA BE FINE. YOUR
810
00:29:12,121 --> 00:29:13,052
DANCE CARD IS GONNA BE TWICE AS
811
00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:14,283
FULL NOW YOU´VE DISCOVERED THE
812
00:29:14,283 --> 00:29:16,025
JOYS OF DICK. I MEAN, LET´S FACE
813
00:29:16,025 --> 00:29:17,226
IT.
814
00:29:17,226 --> 00:29:18,287
>> FACE WHAT?
815
00:29:18,287 --> 00:29:19,188
>> FACE THE FACT THAT YOURS
816
00:29:19,188 --> 00:29:21,831
TRULY HERE, OK, I FOUND YOUR
817
00:29:21,831 --> 00:29:25,234
G-SPOT.
818
00:29:25,234 --> 00:29:26,295
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
819
00:29:26,295 --> 00:29:27,236
WITH IT?
820
00:29:27,236 --> 00:29:28,297
>> I´M WASTING YOUR MONEY,
821
00:29:28,297 --> 00:29:29,768
CHRISTIAN. AND TO THINK I WAS
822
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,200
SUCH AN IDIOT THAT I FELT BAD
823
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,301
COMING OVER HERE, WRINGING YOU
824
00:29:32,301 --> 00:29:33,302
DRY.
825
00:29:33,302 --> 00:29:34,373
>> LIZZIE, COME ON. JUST CALM
826
00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:35,274
DOWN.
827
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:36,205
>> YOU KNOW WHAT´LL CALM ME
828
00:29:36,205 --> 00:29:39,508
DOWN? A BOAT, YOURS.
829
00:29:39,508 --> 00:29:40,479
>> DON´T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT
830
00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:41,310
IT.
831
00:29:41,310 --> 00:29:42,311
>> OH, YOU CAN KISS THAT
832
00:29:42,311 --> 00:29:43,312
GOOD-BYE, AND WHEN YOU´RE
833
00:29:43,312 --> 00:29:44,413
SITTING HERE AND YOU´RE CUTTING
834
00:29:44,413 --> 00:29:46,285
OUT YOUR LITTLE COUPONS, I WANT
835
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:48,287
YOU TO THINK OF ME PARTYING ON
836
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:51,861
MY HOT, FLOATING DYKE BAR--
837
00:29:51,861 --> 00:29:53,823
THE LESBOAT.
838
00:29:53,823 --> 00:29:55,364
[SLAM]
839
00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:01,300
>> ONCE WE SAW YOUR INFOMERCIAL
840
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:05,334
ON TV, WE HAD TO COME IN.
841
00:30:05,334 --> 00:30:06,505
>> YEAH. MRS. HOBERMAN, TELL ME
842
00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:07,506
WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE ABOUT YOUR
843
00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:08,477
VAGINA.
844
00:30:08,477 --> 00:30:10,179
>> HER VAGINA IS FINE.
845
00:30:10,179 --> 00:30:12,281
>> IT´S BETTER THAN THAT. WE´RE
846
00:30:12,281 --> 00:30:14,343
HERE FOR DON.
847
00:30:14,343 --> 00:30:15,514
>> YEAH. I WANT ONE OF THOSE
848
00:30:15,514 --> 00:30:17,847
6-PACK SURGERIES.
849
00:30:17,847 --> 00:30:19,348
>> WELL, THE SURGICAL TERM IS
850
00:30:19,348 --> 00:30:21,150
ABDOMINAL ETCHING, BUT--
851
00:30:21,150 --> 00:30:22,291
>> OUR INFOMERCIAL WAS ABOUT
852
00:30:22,291 --> 00:30:23,953
VAGINAL REJUVENATION.
853
00:30:23,953 --> 00:30:25,494
>> NO. I KNOW, BUT YOU KNOW THE
854
00:30:25,494 --> 00:30:26,495
SCENE WHERE YOU´RE PLAYING
855
00:30:26,495 --> 00:30:28,197
VOLLEYBALL WITH THE OTHER GUY,
856
00:30:28,197 --> 00:30:30,329
DR. HAMOUI? YEAH. WELL, SEEING
857
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,360
YOU TWO WITH YOUR SHIRTS OFF
858
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,831
NEXT TO HIM MADE ME REALIZE HOW
859
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,965
MUCH I LET MYSELF GO.
860
00:30:35,965 --> 00:30:37,566
[ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYING]
861
00:31:13,142 --> 00:31:16,505
[MUSIC SPEEDS UP]
862
00:31:16,505 --> 00:31:18,207
[MUSIC STOPS]
863
00:31:18,207 --> 00:31:19,408
>> HA HA! THAT WAS FUNNY.
864
00:31:19,408 --> 00:31:21,480
HA HA HA!
865
00:31:54,183 --> 00:31:55,244
>> HEY, MOVE. GET OUT OF THE
866
00:31:55,244 --> 00:31:58,187
WAY. UGH!
867
00:31:58,187 --> 00:32:00,319
>> OH! JEEZ! HEY, WATCH IT.
868
00:32:36,725 --> 00:32:37,956
>> WHAT?
869
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:38,957
>> I´M CHANGING LOCKS BY
870
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:39,958
TOMORROW, RIGHT? YOU EITHER PAY
871
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:40,959
YOUR SHARE OF THE RENT BY
872
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:41,960
SUNDOWN, OR YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE
873
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,962
BEACH WITH ALL THE OTHER FREAKS.
874
00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:19,998
IT´S $1.08.
875
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,000
[BEEPING]
876
00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:36,745
NO MONEY, NO COFFEE. THIS AIN´T
877
00:33:36,745 --> 00:33:39,088
A CHARITY. YOU CAN´T PAY, GO
878
00:33:39,088 --> 00:33:41,120
SOMEPLACE ELSE. LEAVE BEFORE I
879
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:45,624
CALL A COP. LET GO, YOU FREAK.
880
00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:48,357
[GASPS]
881
00:33:48,357 --> 00:33:51,530
NOW YOU´RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT.
882
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:55,033
[BEEP]
883
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:58,607
GREAT. OH...
884
00:34:03,072 --> 00:34:04,213
[GASPS]
885
00:34:04,213 --> 00:34:05,614
[BEEPING]
886
00:34:05,614 --> 00:34:06,745
OK, OK. YOU CAN HAVE YOUR DOLLAR
887
00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:16,525
BACK, OK? OK, OK.
888
00:34:16,525 --> 00:34:19,358
OK. HERE.
889
00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:20,759
[GASPS]
890
00:34:38,347 --> 00:34:40,709
[DING]
891
00:34:40,709 --> 00:34:42,381
>> DR. TROY, YOU DO REALIZE THAT
892
00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:43,582
YOUR BEING HERE PLACES ME IN
893
00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:45,784
VIOLATION OF THE LEGAL CODE OF
894
00:34:45,784 --> 00:34:49,118
PROFESSIONAL RESPONSIBILITY.
895
00:34:49,118 --> 00:34:51,790
>> YOU RECOGNIZE MY COLOGNE.
896
00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:53,192
JUST GIVE ME 5 MINUTES OF YOUR
897
00:34:53,192 --> 00:34:55,494
TIME, AND IF YOU DON´T LIKE MY
898
00:34:55,494 --> 00:35:00,399
PROPOSITION, YOU NEVER SAW ME.
899
00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:03,532
>> OHH...ALL RIGHT.
900
00:35:03,532 --> 00:35:05,534
YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES.
901
00:35:10,839 --> 00:35:14,783
>> I´LL GIVE YOU 250 GRAND NOW
902
00:35:14,783 --> 00:35:17,416
AND ANOTHER 250 IF YOU CONVINCE
903
00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:19,388
LIZ CRUZ TO DROP THE CASE.
904
00:35:19,388 --> 00:35:20,689
>> DR. TROY, THIS IS A BREACH OF
905
00:35:20,689 --> 00:35:24,693
ETHICS. IT IS AGAINST EVERYTHING
906
00:35:24,693 --> 00:35:27,426
THAT I STAND FOR. BESIDES, IT
907
00:35:27,426 --> 00:35:29,658
WOULD TAKE MORE THAN A TAWDRY
908
00:35:29,658 --> 00:35:31,900
BRIBE TO GET ME TO JEOPARDIZE A
909
00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:38,167
LIFETIME OF LEGAL PRACTICE.
910
00:35:38,167 --> 00:35:39,608
>> HOW MUCH, THEN?
911
00:35:39,608 --> 00:35:42,871
>> TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS.
912
00:35:42,871 --> 00:35:44,173
>> EXCUSE ME?
913
00:35:44,173 --> 00:35:45,174
>> MY SECRETARY TELLS ME YOU´RE
914
00:35:45,174 --> 00:35:46,175
AN ADONIS. I´D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT
915
00:35:46,175 --> 00:35:47,846
AN ADONIS SOUNDS LIKE WHEN HE
916
00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:50,379
JERKS OFF.
917
00:35:50,379 --> 00:35:51,450
>> I´M SORRY. WHAT?
918
00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:53,452
>> MASTURBATE. PLEASURE YOURSELF
919
00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:54,883
IN FRONT OF ME, DESCRIBING TO ME
920
00:35:54,883 --> 00:35:57,155
EXACTLY WHAT YOU´RE DOING STROKE
921
00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,787
BY STROKE. ONCE YOU BRING
922
00:35:58,787 --> 00:36:00,889
YOURSELF TO CLIMAX, I WILL
923
00:36:00,889 --> 00:36:03,562
ACCEPT YOUR OFFER, AND I WILL
924
00:36:03,562 --> 00:36:05,434
CONVINCE MRS. TROY THAT WE
925
00:36:05,434 --> 00:36:09,868
CANNOT WIN THE CASE.
926
00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:11,440
>> GEE, WHAT ABOUT YOUR ETHICS
927
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,401
CODE?
928
00:36:12,401 --> 00:36:13,472
>> I DON´T THINK THAT THIS IS
929
00:36:13,472 --> 00:36:16,375
COVERED IN THE ABA HANDBOOK.
930
00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:18,747
BESIDES, I CAN ALWAYS CLAIM THAT
931
00:36:18,747 --> 00:36:23,482
I NEVER SAW YOU.
932
00:36:23,482 --> 00:36:25,183
>> SO, YOU´RE A PERVERT.
933
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,885
>> DR. TROY, YOUR PROPOSITION
934
00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:28,887
REQUIRES THAT I COMPROMISE
935
00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:30,559
MYSELF ON YOUR BEHALF.
936
00:36:30,559 --> 00:36:33,792
THIS IS SIMPLY QUID PRO QUO.
937
00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:34,763
YOUR 5 MINUTES ARE UP.
938
00:36:34,763 --> 00:36:35,794
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. NO, NO.
939
00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:39,468
WAIT. JUST, UH--OK.
940
00:36:44,873 --> 00:36:46,575
AHEM...
941
00:36:46,575 --> 00:36:51,780
[ZIP]
942
00:36:51,780 --> 00:36:56,445
OH...THERE. PANTS ARE OFF.
943
00:36:56,445 --> 00:36:57,616
>> LAIR.
944
00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:59,788
>> HMM?
945
00:36:59,788 --> 00:37:00,849
>> DON´T WORRY. NO ONE CAN SEE
946
00:37:00,849 --> 00:37:03,221
THROUGH THE WINDOWS.
947
00:37:07,396 --> 00:37:10,699
>> WHATEVER.
948
00:37:10,699 --> 00:37:11,800
[ZIP]
949
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,802
AHH...
950
00:37:17,306 --> 00:37:20,409
>> THAT´S BETTER. TOUCH YOUR
951
00:37:20,409 --> 00:37:23,812
DICK, DR. TROY, AND DESCRIBE IT
952
00:37:23,812 --> 00:37:25,844
TO ME.
953
00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:27,746
>> FEELS GREAT. IT´S VERY HARD.
954
00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:28,947
>> WE´RE NOT IN A COURTROOM NOW,
955
00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:30,479
DR. TROY. I WANT MORE THAN JUST
956
00:37:30,479 --> 00:37:32,751
THE FACTS. PAINT ME A PICTURE,
957
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:35,253
HOW YOUR HAND FEELS AS YOU TOUCH
958
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,785
IT. TAKE OFF YOUR BRIEFS.
959
00:37:36,785 --> 00:37:39,628
LET YOURSELF BREATHE.
960
00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:46,595
>> THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
961
00:37:46,595 --> 00:37:48,897
I´LL SEE YOU IN COURT.
962
00:37:48,897 --> 00:37:51,600
>> GOOD LUCK. YOU KNOW, I DID
963
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,372
LOSE A CASE ONCE...
964
00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:54,343
>> YEAH.
965
00:37:54,343 --> 00:37:55,604
>> BUT UNLIKE YOU, I WASN´T ABLE
966
00:37:55,604 --> 00:37:57,806
TO MAKE HIM TAKE HIS PANTS OFF.
967
00:37:57,806 --> 00:38:01,049
THAT´S WHEN I KNEW HE HAD ME.
968
00:38:01,049 --> 00:38:02,881
[CHUCKLES]
969
00:38:02,881 --> 00:38:03,982
[SLAM]
970
00:38:03,982 --> 00:38:06,955
[GURGLING]
971
00:38:06,955 --> 00:38:07,916
>> LET´S LOOK AT THE BRIGHT
972
00:38:07,916 --> 00:38:08,957
SIDE, PARTNER. AT LEAST MR.
973
00:38:08,957 --> 00:38:10,559
HOBERMAN´S 6-PACK WILL BRING IN
974
00:38:10,559 --> 00:38:11,360
SOME INCOME.
975
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,561
>> AND MAYBE CHRISTIAN CAN TAKE
976
00:38:12,561 --> 00:38:13,662
HIS SHARE AND GET A GYM
977
00:38:13,662 --> 00:38:14,993
MEMBERSHIP. YOU GOT TO DO
978
00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:16,024
SOMETHING ABOUT THAT GUT THERE,
979
00:38:16,024 --> 00:38:17,065
TUBBY.
980
00:38:17,065 --> 00:38:18,667
>> LIZ, THAT´S ENOUGH.
981
00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:19,768
>> I KNOW, AND ISN´T IT GREAT?
982
00:38:19,768 --> 00:38:21,330
BECAUSE I CAN SAY WHATEVER I
983
00:38:21,330 --> 00:38:23,301
WANT TO, AND HE CAN´T FIRE ME.
984
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:24,302
>> YOU KNOW, SEAN, I´M THINKING
985
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,074
WE´RE DONE WITH HOBERMAN HERE.
986
00:38:26,074 --> 00:38:27,305
WE SHOULD TURN OUR FAT-SUCKING
987
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:29,378
WAND ONTO LIZ´S HUGE ASS.
988
00:38:29,378 --> 00:38:31,039
>> ALL RIGHT. ENOUGH! HAS IT
989
00:38:31,039 --> 00:38:32,080
OCCURRED TO EITHER OF YOU THE
990
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:32,941
EFFECT YOU´RE HAVING ON
991
00:38:32,941 --> 00:38:34,613
SWITZERLAND HERE? I STAY UP LATE
992
00:38:34,613 --> 00:38:35,844
NIGHTS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A
993
00:38:35,844 --> 00:38:37,716
WAY TO HELP YOU TWO MAKE AMENDS.
994
00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:39,087
DEAL WITH YOUR HURT FEELINGS AND
995
00:38:39,087 --> 00:38:41,420
GROW UP. I´M SICK OF THIS SHIT.
996
00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:48,957
>> OK. I AM SO SORRY, SEAN, BUT
997
00:38:48,957 --> 00:38:51,400
FROM A MEDICAL VIEWPOINT, THIS
998
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,002
LOOKS MORE LIKE LUMPY OATMEAL
999
00:38:54,002 --> 00:38:56,935
THAN IT DOES A BODY BY JAKE.
1000
00:38:56,935 --> 00:39:00,409
DR. HAMOUI, COULD YOU COME HERE
1001
00:39:00,409 --> 00:39:01,610
AND HELP OUT SEAN AND CHRISTIAN,
1002
00:39:01,610 --> 00:39:02,411
PLEASE?
1003
00:39:02,411 --> 00:39:05,614
>> SURE. HEY, YOU GUYS GOT A
1004
00:39:05,614 --> 00:39:06,745
PATIENT OF YOUR OWN. THAT´S
1005
00:39:06,745 --> 00:39:09,778
AWESOME. HOW MAY I BE OF
1006
00:39:09,778 --> 00:39:10,979
SERVICE?
1007
00:39:10,979 --> 00:39:12,581
>> COULD YOU PLEASE JUST LIFT UP
1008
00:39:12,581 --> 00:39:14,383
YOUR SHIRT AND SHOW THEM WHAT
1009
00:39:14,383 --> 00:39:15,754
THE END RESULT IS SUPPOSED TO
1010
00:39:15,754 --> 00:39:16,825
LOOK LIKE?
1011
00:39:16,825 --> 00:39:17,786
>> OH.
1012
00:39:17,786 --> 00:39:20,629
>> THANK YOU.
1013
00:39:20,629 --> 00:39:22,631
>> IT WAS IN THAT MOMENT THAT
1014
00:39:22,631 --> 00:39:24,693
SEAN AND CHRISTIAN REALIZED THEY
1015
00:39:24,693 --> 00:39:26,565
HAD LOST THE GREATEST LUXURY OF
1016
00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:28,096
THEM ALL, SOMETHING MORE
1017
00:39:28,096 --> 00:39:29,498
IMPORTANT TO THEM THAN
1018
00:39:29,498 --> 00:39:31,640
MONEY--THEIR YOUTH.
1019
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:32,671
>> GIVE ME A 20 BLADE.
1020
00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:33,572
>> WHAT FOR?
1021
00:39:33,572 --> 00:39:34,643
>> I WANT TO CUT LIZ´S TONGUE
1022
00:39:34,643 --> 00:39:36,074
OUT.
1023
00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:38,577
>> OK. HERE IT IS--AUNT DOTTIE´S
1024
00:39:38,577 --> 00:39:41,480
FAMOUS GARBAGE SALAD.
1025
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:42,581
>> I HOPE AUNT DOTTIE´S GARBAGE
1026
00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:43,682
DIDN´T INCLUDE COFFEE GROUNDS
1027
00:39:43,682 --> 00:39:45,654
AND SOUR MILK.
1028
00:39:45,654 --> 00:39:47,916
>> NO. GARBAGE SALAD IS WHATEVER
1029
00:39:47,916 --> 00:39:49,057
IS STILL GOOD IN YOUR FRIDGE
1030
00:39:49,057 --> 00:39:51,690
PLUS FRESH LETTUCE, HARD-BOILED
1031
00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:53,722
EGG, AND A SPECIAL LEMONADE
1032
00:39:53,722 --> 00:39:54,993
DRESSING.
1033
00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:57,926
>> MM, THIS IS REALLY GOOD.
1034
00:39:57,926 --> 00:39:59,668
I´M NOT KIDDING. IT´S AS GOOD AS
1035
00:39:59,668 --> 00:40:02,501
A $50 LOBSTER IN MY BOOK.
1036
00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:03,672
>> I DON´T KNOW WHAT I WAS
1037
00:40:03,672 --> 00:40:09,177
THINKING, ALL MY OBSESSING ON
1038
00:40:09,177 --> 00:40:12,581
EXPENSIVE RESORTS AND HONEYMOON
1039
00:40:12,581 --> 00:40:18,687
SUITES. I WOULD RATHER BE HERE
1040
00:40:18,687 --> 00:40:20,749
EATING GARBAGE SALAD WITH YOU ON
1041
00:40:20,749 --> 00:40:24,553
YOUR BALCONY THAN ANYTHING ELSE.
1042
00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:38,767
YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING ABOUT
1043
00:40:38,767 --> 00:40:42,440
CHRISTIAN, HIS LITTLE LEGAL
1044
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:49,718
NIGHTMARE WITH LIZ, AND I DON´T
1045
00:40:49,718 --> 00:40:53,682
MEAN TO GET AHEAD OF ANYTHING,
1046
00:40:53,682 --> 00:41:01,730
BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW I WOULD
1047
00:41:01,730 --> 00:41:04,693
SIGN A PRENUP. I DON´T WANT YOUR
1048
00:41:04,693 --> 00:41:10,098
MONEY. I JUST WANT YOU.
1049
00:41:10,098 --> 00:41:12,470
>> WELL, I WOULD NEVER ASK THAT
1050
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,643
OF YOU. HEY, WE´RE IN THIS FOR
1051
00:41:14,643 --> 00:41:17,746
LOVE, YOU AND ME. CHRISTIAN AND
1052
00:41:17,746 --> 00:41:20,609
LIZ HAD SOME UNUSUAL ISSUES
1053
00:41:20,609 --> 00:41:25,113
GOING INTO THEIR MARRIAGE.
1054
00:41:25,113 --> 00:41:26,484
>> COULD YOU SEE US SPENDING OUR
1055
00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:27,956
LIVES TOGETHER?
1056
00:41:27,956 --> 00:41:29,758
>> I COULD.
1057
00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:38,567
>> SEAN McNAMARA, WILL YOU MARRY
1058
00:41:38,567 --> 00:41:43,632
ME?
1059
00:41:43,632 --> 00:41:46,605
>> YES. I WILL.
1060
00:41:59,147 --> 00:42:00,749
>> WHILE SOME MORE OPTIMISTIC
1061
00:42:00,749 --> 00:42:02,220
ANALYSTS PREDICT THAT THE
1062
00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:04,753
DOWNTURN IS FINALLY ENDING, THIS
1063
00:42:04,753 --> 00:42:06,655
FINANCIAL VOICE OF AUTHORITY
1064
00:42:06,655 --> 00:42:08,627
BELIEVES IT WILL BE A LONG TIME
1065
00:42:08,627 --> 00:42:10,528
BEFORE AMERICANS CAN SLEEP
1066
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:13,632
SOUNDLY AGAIN.
1067
00:42:13,632 --> 00:42:18,266
[ZAP]
1068
00:42:18,266 --> 00:42:20,008
[WATER RUNS]
1069
00:43:06,254 --> 00:43:11,319
>> DR. McNAMARA, I KNOW WHAT I
1070
00:43:11,319 --> 00:43:16,124
WANT FOR BREAKFAST.
1071
00:43:16,124 --> 00:43:20,769
SEAN? SEAN?
1072
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:29,607
SEAN? SEAN, WAKE UP.
1073
00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:34,612
SEAN, WAKE UP, SEAN. OK.
1074
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:37,045
CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN!
1075
00:43:37,045 --> 00:43:39,087
CHRISTIAN, GET UP! CHRISTIAN!
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