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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:03,597 (Jacques ) Catherine. 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:06,069 You're a jug. 3 00:00:06,070 --> 00:00:07,199 Ooh! 4 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:11,113 Emotionally, you're a receptacle that can get quite full. 5 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,953 Right. (Laughs ) 6 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:18,634 So just...be aware of your jug filling. 7 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:25,635 And...let it go. 8 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:32,759 - Let it go. - (Whispers ) Yeah. 9 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,910 - Go on, let it go. - (Laughs ) 10 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:39,397 Let it fly. Let that rage fly! 11 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,956 That's it! Empty the jug. 12 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:51,079 Good girl. Goody girl. 13 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:57,598 (Toto ) It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you 14 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:02,674 There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do 15 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:07,834 I bless the rains down in Africa 16 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:12,914 ? Gonna take some time to do the things we never had... ? 17 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,355 (He grunts and groans ) 18 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:20,957 (He whimpers and sighs, then grunts ) 19 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,399 Thank you. 20 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:28,509 It was horrible, Jill. The fish was looking at me. 21 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:31,558 Oh, you think everybody fancies you, don't you, Linda? 22 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,710 Not enough to sleep with my dead husband. 23 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:36,712 You want half the underwater community after you as well. 24 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:41,271 It was just the one fish. A dogfish. I think it was my nana. She said she'd come back. 25 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:45,148 - How much did you get? - Twice in the front, once up the back. 26 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,390 - Money? - And he put a trout up me. 27 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:50,677 - And waggled it round. I could feel its eyes. - Linda! 28 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:58,714 You charged him five pounds for two front bums and a back bummin'? 29 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:02,554 - And I got a bit of cod off him an' all. - (Groans in disgust) 30 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,954 - Are we on the run, Jill? - Yeah. 31 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,713 - Like Bonnie and Tyler. - Yeah. 32 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,435 I don't remember nothing. 33 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,476 Where's Dennis? 34 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,160 Linda, something dreadful happened last night. 35 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,757 Dennis made a pass at me. 36 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:51,990 He tried to rape me up the anus. 37 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:55,072 - He did do that sometimes. - It's not right, Linda. 38 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:56,434 Thank you, Jill. 39 00:02:56,520 --> 00:03:00,115 Someone forcing you to do something against your will. It's wrong. 40 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,634 - Sorry, Jill. - That's why I had to abduct you. 41 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,915 Thank you. 42 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,109 Dennis will track me down, mind. 43 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,195 I got to go back. 44 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:15,399 - Linda! - (Horn blares ) 45 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:20,508 That man has done nothing but abuse and bully you all your life. Is that what you want? 46 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,513 ( Calming meditation chimes ) 47 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,394 (Door opens, seagulls cry ) 48 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,357 (Door closes ) 49 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,790 Erm... (Laughs ) 50 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:50,958 Don's, er...just going off for a bit of Don time, so... 51 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:55,315 er...I thought (Clears throat) I might, er maybe go... 52 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,630 sort of pop down to Mumbles for a... 53 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:00,755 decaf tea, er... 54 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:05,470 Just, I mean... It just occurred to me if you're not, er, maybe... 55 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,677 You know, you're very welcome to join me, or... 56 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,830 Well, it's nice to keep a framework. 57 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:13,070 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 58 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,876 Sorry, is that a...yes? 59 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,632 - No. - No, no. 60 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,234 - No, OK. - Lovely hair by the way. 61 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,914 Oh, right! (Laughs ) Yeah. 62 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,879 I had it changed a bit. I mean, just sun-kissed, really. 63 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,910 I like your hair too. 64 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,878 (Laughs ) What little there is. 65 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:42,075 - Rather thin. - Yeah, but it's...it's long. 66 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:47,712 Er, well, yeah, I suppose what I lack in thickness I make up for in length. 67 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,792 (Nervous giggle ) 68 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,959 Ooh! (Laughs ) Thank you, Sandy. 69 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,073 Erm... 70 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,991 Oh, Dr Pinder? 71 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:14,517 I wanted to say how upbeat I'm feeling about my marriage with Jill. 72 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,398 Can't wait to plant some tiny bulbs. 73 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:22,793 You may know that with my late wife, Rachel, I was rather in her thrall. 74 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:25,394 I was in her netball team, actually. 75 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,914 She sort of bullied me into the marriage. 76 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,310 But with Jill, there's a kind of gentleness that I like. 77 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:34,551 I think he moving down here is a sign of her commitment. 78 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:37,757 - Glenn, I do need to ask you something. - Mm-hm? 79 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:42,197 Are you, er...still being sodomised by Sandy in the showers? 80 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:47,038 Well...touch wood he's moved onto that new chap, Beverly. 81 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:52,478 So...the last couple of ablutions have been mercifully peaceful. 82 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:59,151 (T'pau ) Don't push too far Your dreams are china in your hand... 83 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:03,153 It stinks in here, Linda. Are you sure he took that trout out? 84 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,196 I don't know. 85 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,949 Linda, I can see the tail! 86 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,751 It's massive. Linda, I think it's a tuna. 87 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:29,199 See if she's breathing, Linda. 88 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,790 I can't tell, Jill. 89 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:43,478 - That's you, Linda. - I'm breathing. 90 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:45,516 She's black, Linda. 91 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,230 Pass me her handbag. 92 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:59,111 Just roll her in the back and don't make a meal of it. 93 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:10,955 She's quite heavy, Jill. I don't think she'll fit in the back. 94 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:13,838 Just fold her in half, please, Linda. Hurry up. 95 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,955 (Jacques ) OK...qualities Cath admires. 96 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,872 Ooh! Er... 97 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,551 I like... 98 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:31,313 - openness. - Is Don open? 99 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,311 No. (Laughs ) No. 100 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,750 Very secretive. Erm... 101 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,990 That's how he had the affairs. 102 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:42,633 Er... 103 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:46,595 Yeah, erm... 104 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:49,114 I sometimes... (Sighs ) 105 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:54,399 I sometimes feel as though I settled for Don. 106 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:58,392 I just think maybe I thought... 107 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:00,835 nobody else was gonna want me. 108 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:05,756 - It's good to trust your feelings. - Right, yeah. 109 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:11,198 Does that mean that, erm... 110 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,953 nobody else would want me? 111 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:16,713 Let's just sit with that possibility. 112 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:25,438 (Inhales and exhales deeply) 113 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:28,236 ( The Knack: Sharona ) 114 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:36,117 Come a little closer, will you, huh? 115 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:39,556 Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona 116 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:42,677 Keeping it a mystery gets to me 117 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:45,957 Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona 118 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:49,237 ? Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind ? 119 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:58,552 She's got some Frazzles, Jill. I do love Frazzles. 120 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:01,996 Don't eat them. They're probably laced with cannabis. 121 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:08,949 - Perfume. - What is it? 122 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,518 Thank you. 123 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,956 She's got a letter, Jill. 124 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,469 - 'The...' - Well done. 125 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:24,357 '..Trees.' 126 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:36,714 Loving ourselves, Catherine, is the first port of call in healing that weepy toddler. 127 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,111 Did you try the self-loving? 128 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,591 (Laughs ) 129 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,352 I did, I... (Tuts ) 130 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,396 I did try it, but, erm... 131 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:50,912 I... 132 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:55,835 I just couldn't do it on the beach. I was so worried about somebody seeing me. 133 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,797 I just, erm... 134 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:59,632 Sorry. 135 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:02,911 Did you use the mirror? 136 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,839 No. 137 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:10,630 Erm...I did...I did catch sight of myself in the television, erm... 138 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,598 which was...valuable. 139 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,955 Er... (Laughs nervously) 140 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:22,275 Sometimes just stroking ourselves in our soft places is a real start. 141 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:24,753 Hm. 142 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,036 Would you like to, erm...? 143 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,439 - Your arm. - Oh...God! (Tuts ) 144 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,875 God, yes. So stupid! 145 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,552 Erm... 146 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,914 Mm, yeah, that's... 147 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,718 Yeah. 148 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,997 Right, then, Linda. 149 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:55,470 I just need you to get rid of my run over lady, please. 150 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,832 Shouldn't we call the police? 151 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:02,879 Certainly, if you're happy to turn yourself in as a murderess. 152 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,112 But I weren't driving, Jill. 153 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:11,035 Oh, very nice, Linda. Just because I'm the one that knocked her down, I get the blame. 154 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,235 Thank you. 155 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:23,959 Glad that I live am I 156 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,319 That the sky is blue 157 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,153 ? Glad for the country... ? 158 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,553 Hello, Sandy. Nearly finished in here. 159 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:36,791 I...I think Beverly was going to pop in the shower after me. 160 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,314 - I've already seen Beverly. - Oh. 161 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,715 ? Whoop-i-diddly-doop-i-doo ? 162 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,189 (Engine starts ) 163 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,474 (Handbrake creaks ) 164 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,710 - Hiya, Cath! - (Shrieks ) 165 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,716 I'm quite tearful. 166 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,991 You let it out, Cath. 167 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,832 I just, erm... 168 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:37,233 I don't know, I just never really thought I was. .. going to see you again. 169 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,192 How could you? 170 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,597 Oh! (Laughs ) 171 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,592 Thank you. 172 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,910 You've got me going, Cath. 173 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,235 Can I just say, Cath... 174 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,038 straight off. 175 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,915 I'm sorry. 176 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,911 Thank you, Jill. 177 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,114 Do you want to say sorry to me, Cath? 178 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,152 Er... 179 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,510 Jill, why are you here? 180 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,875 Let's be best friends again, Cath. 181 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,110 I got you some pressies. 182 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,674 Oh, golly. Thank you very much. 183 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:57,835 (Clears throat) Excuse me. 184 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,357 Frazzles?! 185 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,389 Oh, right. 186 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:08,836 - Still vegetarian, I'm afraid. - Ooh, dear. 187 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,990 Sorry for breathing. 188 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,593 All right... 189 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:15,399 - Gosh, what's that? - It's make-up, Cath. 190 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,753 Black skin...? 191 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:23,356 I thought you being by the sea, you know...looking quite leathery. 192 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,119 - Well, thank you. - If you don't like them... 193 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,430 No, that's really... Thank you. 194 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,556 They were very expensive. 195 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,350 Really pricey, those two. 196 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:40,153 But I'd like you to have them, Cathy. On the house. Non grata. 197 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,790 - 'Thank you, Jill.' - Yeah. Thank you. Thank you, Jill. 198 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,794 So, erm... 199 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,872 How did you know where...I was? 200 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,750 - Message from Him upstairs. - Gosh. 201 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:58,389 - Via Sue. - Oh, right. Yes. 202 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:03,832 Little bit naughty of Sue, really. I did actually, erm... 203 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,717 (Clears throat) 204 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:09,236 ..ask her not...not to give out my address. 205 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:13,871 I never trusted Sue, Cath. Not with nipples that size. 206 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,469 Why don't you hit me, Cath? 207 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,270 I know you want to. 208 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,078 Jill, I... 209 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,151 - I can't. - Go on, Cathy. 210 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,510 Cathy, just punch me. 211 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,916 Couple of little slaps. 212 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,229 (Gasps ) 213 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,032 (Sniffs ) 214 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:13,330 Yes. 215 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:34,949 With everything that happened... or didn't... 216 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:37,349 - between you and Don... - Cathy... 217 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,396 What I did to you... 218 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,356 I should have been electrocuted. 219 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:47,035 - Golly, I think that's going a bit far. - No, Cath, no. Sorry. 220 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:52,478 I'm a born-again Christian. If I wasn't, I would have killed myself as an 'I'm sorry' pressie. 221 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:56,030 - Jill, I don't want you dead. - Well, Cathy... 222 00:16:56,120 --> 00:17:00,113 I cannot see how I can possibly make it up to you. 223 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:06,349 I don't know how to prove to you that I have really, really, really... 224 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:10,638 really, really, really, really... 225 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,188 really changed as a person. 226 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:19,514 Is Don...living with you or...? 227 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,290 (Clears throat) 228 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:23,954 We're, erm... 229 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,634 We're working on it, erm, you know... 230 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,836 It's work in progress. 231 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,832 We've got a super therapist. 232 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:36,072 He's, er...Jacques Du Pont. He's, er, of French origin. 233 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,237 And, erm... 234 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,276 Things are fine. 235 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:47,077 Oh... (Hums a low, flat note ) 236 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,755 (Hums waveringly) 237 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:54,036 (Chokes and hums ) 238 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,998 (Distorted humming) 239 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,150 (Articulates nonsensically) 240 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,356 (Gargles ) 241 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,910 - Just speaking in tongues. I won't be long. - Right-ho. 242 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,959 (Chants like a didgeridoo ) 243 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,992 Wagglawooo-waaaaaav... 244 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:17,152 Wwwwwwavellywoo. 245 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,388 - That's better. - (Laughs ) 246 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,835 All done? 247 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:32,918 - Thank you. Right. - I'll get this, Cath. 248 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,875 Yeah. I'll be getting this. 249 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,952 - Nice to treat you. Least I can do. - Thank you. Jill. 250 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,156 Right. (Clears throat) 251 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,556 Right. 252 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,199 I'm not being funny, Cath. You had a tea, didn't you? 253 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,840 - Yeah. - OK. Erm.. 254 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:58,995 I'm happy to stump up for the tea, Cathy, as a sort of 'Hello again, Cath' pressie, OK? 255 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:02,993 But perhaps you're taking the mickey a little bit with the bun. 256 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:08,110 - Jill, I'm really happy to... - Let's not make a scene, Cath. 257 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,877 OK. Lovely. 258 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:15,032 My friend does have something to say about your bun. 259 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,875 - Er, no, it was fine, thank you. - It was mouldy. 260 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,077 She's got a terminal illness. That bun could tip her over. 261 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:27,118 Honestly, it was absolutely fine. 262 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,031 I've only got MS. I'm not dying. 263 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:33,398 Just knock the bun off the bill, please, and we won't have to take this outside. 264 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,436 - What was wrong with it? - It's mouldy. 265 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,592 You can see all the bits where you've blown your nose on it. 266 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,955 That's the blueberries. 267 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,235 Somebody's wiped their bottom on there. 268 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,992 Jill... 269 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,636 It was fine, really. 270 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,832 Thank you. 271 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,274 Jill, I really can't... 272 00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:00,955 have you back in my life at the moment. 273 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,950 I don't know where you get off, Cath. 274 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,109 I'm just trying to be assertive, Jill. 275 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,151 Sorry. 276 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,152 That therapy's turned you into a monster. 277 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,316 I've got to go. 278 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,199 Bye! 279 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,271 Bye, Monster. 280 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,590 ( Surf rock) 281 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,991 (Sniffing) 282 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:08,558 - Excuse me. Here to see Jacques Du Pont. - Oh, right. Hi, erm... 283 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:12,189 Oh, well, he's actually doing a battered-women workout now. 284 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,670 - Then he's interviewing, so... - That's me he's interviewing. 285 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,593 Oh, right. OK, erm... 286 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,830 - So you're Floella Umbogabe. - Yes, thank you. 287 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,434 Right. I thought you were going to be... 288 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,032 Black? 289 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,953 - That is so racist. - No, late. 290 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,553 That is so racist. 291 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:37,509 No, it says you telephoned to say you might be late because of problems with your car. 292 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,875 Oh, so because I'm black I can't drive? 293 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:46,000 No, it's just that you called to say that you'd be late because your car was playing up. 294 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:50,471 And so now I'm here on time must my whole race be damned for running fast? 295 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,472 I'm sorry. Erm... 296 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:57,670 Is this your photo, Mrs Umbogabe? 297 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,035 Yeah. I'd just been on holiday there. 298 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,953 - Right. - I am black, Beth. 299 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,031 - OK. - OK? 300 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,953 We've had some dreadful summers. 301 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,000 I won't report you for being racist. 302 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,910 (Snores gently) 303 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:47,233 I am fully blown, as a psychotherapist. 304 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:51,074 - And this is my assistant, Linda. - Hi, I'm Linda. 305 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:55,711 OK, I'll tell you a little bit about us guys here at The Trees. 306 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,756 We like to mix our therapies here. 307 00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,229 - We're quite eclectic... - Oh, dear. 308 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:01,833 ..in our approach. 309 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:05,959 Like to combine Freud, Gestalt, Jung. 310 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:11,272 I'll do young or elderly, Jacques, but I won't touch children. 311 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,998 OK. 312 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,230 So, erm... 313 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,475 - Floella. - Call me Flo. 314 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:27,278 Got your CV here. I see you trained in traditional African medicine. 315 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:29,669 - Thank you. - Where was that? 316 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,994 Obviously I did my stint in the Black Country. 317 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,991 - In the Midlands? - Jungle. 318 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,435 She was born up a tree. 319 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,112 Wow. 320 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,397 - I guess those women are pretty tough. - Mm. 321 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,038 - Mum was tough. - Right. 322 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:49,272 OK, well, I mean we tend to respond more to the individual here 323 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:53,194 to the energy, rather than to the pieces of paper. 324 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:57,910 - Well, I've got loads of energy, Jacques. - I'm always tired, I am. 325 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:02,315 One of the ways we like to work here is on a more spiritual plane, 326 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:07,030 calling on angels et cetera to assist us in our healing. 327 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:13,236 Have you experienced any other entities around while you've been working? 328 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,117 Linda? 329 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:19,754 I'm talking about angels. I just wondered if... 330 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,832 you'd be prepared to work with angels. 331 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:29,119 Absolutely. But I mean, would they take part of my fee? 332 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:34,874 Er, not physically. You've either experienced angels or you haven't. 333 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:41,514 No, I do. I'm with you, Jacques. I do have a key angel, Roy, 334 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:46,151 who does the bulk of my work and a little bit of shoppin'... 335 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:52,759 couple of cherubims and serubims who pop in, you know, as and when...so... 336 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:53,989 OK. 337 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,275 You come together as a team? 338 00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,396 Linda. 339 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:04,069 What do you think you can bring to The Trees as a therapist? 340 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,798 Sandwiches. 341 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,637 Plus...I've had a terrible life. 342 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,068 I've been abused. 343 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:16,438 OK, I acknowledge that, but are you aware of the role that you've played in that? 344 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:20,354 This is what I say to her, Jacques. She's asking for it. 345 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:24,752 I mean, I don't think there's anything wrong, really, with a man hitting a woman. 346 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,229 Not that Terry ever did, but I didn't provoke... 347 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,915 - I don't provoke. - Some people provoke just by being there. 348 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,037 There are times I want to strangle you, particularly now. 349 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,236 - Thank you. - OK! 350 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:40,352 There's room for fun, er...sure. 351 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,352 You know, we've all got a clown inside us sometimes. 352 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,670 I've never done it with a clown. 353 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,478 I have. 354 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,676 (Door closes ) 355 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:54,788 (Door closes ) 356 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,073 (Whimpers softly) 357 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,312 (Sobs ) 358 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,836 (Key turns in lock) 359 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,676 ( Marillion.. Lavender) 360 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:52,238 - I was walking in the park... - Don! 361 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,150 - Dreaming of a spark - Don! 362 00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:04,150 When I heard the sprinklers whisper Shimmer in the haze of summer lawns 363 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,708 Then I heard the children singing 364 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,318 They were running through the rainbows 365 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,634 They were singing a song for you 366 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,552 Well, it seemed to be a song for you 367 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:21,633 - The one I wanted to write for you... - Oh! Hello, Jean. 368 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,439 For you... 369 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,750 (Snores ) 370 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:27,890 You 371 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,436 Lavender's blue, dilly-dilly 372 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,034 Lavender's green 373 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,356 When I am king, dilly-dilly 374 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,874 You will be queen 375 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,633 A penny for your thoughts, my dear 376 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:53,477 A penny for your thoughts, my dear 377 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:57,232 I.O.U for your love 378 00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:03,316 For your love 379 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,349 For your love 380 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,512 For your love 381 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,477 I'm always walking in the park 382 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,028 Always dreaming of a spark 383 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,197 ? From you ? 384 00:28:28,247 --> 00:28:32,797 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28379

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