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(upbeat music)

(dog barking) (gun bangs)

(man sighs)

(horses whinnying)

(peaceful music)

(tires squealing)

(suspenseful music)

- Mornin'.

- What are you doin'?

- Nothin', just havin' a shower.

Barry's usin' the bathroom.

Been in there ages.

- Oh he's always like that in the mornin'.

I think it's all the multivitamins he takes.

- Oh yeah.

- Do you mind not standin' half naked

in front of my wife please?

- Why, what are you worried about?

Fairly obvious you don't go for the peak of fitness type.

(woman chuckles)

- Did you sleep all right on the sofa?

You were fair gone last night.

We couldn't wake ya.

Pauline got a taxi in the end.

- Is this not something we can discuss

when we've all got clothes on?

- All right kids?

What's goin' on in here?

- We're havin' a party, Bas, why don't you join us?

- Has he used your en suite?

How come he's allowed to use your en suite?

- It's gone nine Dan.

Shouldn't you be gettin' ready?

Mum'll be in in a minute.

- Mum?

- You promised to take her to a car boot sale, remember?

- Only to shut her up goin' on about it.

She won't remember.

She was as half cut as him.

- [Mom] Hiya!

- We're up here!

- What?

- Oh, this is cozy.

Hey, how come he's allowed to use your en suite?

- I tell you what, why don't you all use it

because apparently our entire bedroom

is now fully open to the general public.

(baby crying)

- You woke her up now.

- Yes, yes, yes, yes, and that concludes

this morning's tour.

Thank you very much.

Postcards and tee shirts are available in the lobby.

We did have a normal life once didn't we?

- No, it's pretty much always been like this.

(upbeat music)

(man coughing)

- Piggly.

Gone down the wrong hole?

- Eh, what do you mean?

- Your drink.

- Oh yeah (chuckles).

- Gonna be late for work.

- Yeah, bye bye, bye bye, bye bye.

(melancholy music)

(drill buzzes)

- You started early.

- I woke early.

Look, about what I said the other night.

- Excuse me.

(telephone ringing)

So you can call your daughter but you can't call me.

Six messages I've left you.

No, she isn't up yet.

Yeah, he is, why?

Well, can you talk to him quickly?

I need to speak to you.

- All right?

Yeah, fine, just I'm fittin' the cupboards today.

Look, it's, it's probably nothing but there was this car,

early hours of the mornin', I've never seen it before.

Went out for a smoke and it just took off.

Are you still there?

He's gone.

Signal.

(drill buzzing)

(man chuckles)

- Well, boys will be boys.

Right.

Yes, I'll just take this

and go and eat it upstairs.

Good luck.

- Sorry?

That isn't what it Looks like.

- Don't lie to me, Gary.

Honestly, you get yourself invited

to one showbiz party

and suddenly you think you're Russell Grant.

- She was just giving me a goodbye kiss on the cheek.

It's just the angle it's taken at.

- Even so, you're to go round and see her

and sort it out.

- There's nothing to sort out.

- What's Fergus gonna think when he sees this.

Exactly.

- Are we on our own or has some distant cousin turned up

for a lot round an all.

You goin' to work?

Two half days a week you said.

- Until I've got this new PA in line,

I am not leavin' her on her own with Fergus.

She needs to be straightened out.

- Well, that means Bas is on babysitting duties again then

because there's no way me mum will let me out

of this stupid car boot thing now.

- Me dad's going with ya.

Yeah, I'm a little late, dad?

- What's crackalackin'?

- [Lisa] Is it okay if I use the car still?

- Yeah, yeah.

Pauline wants Dan to take his van anyway.

- Van, how much crap is she plannin' on buyin'

and what do you mean Molly's comin'?

We can't cart her around a car boot all day.

- Of course we can.

I've got me strap on.

- Carrier, dad, for the 100th time, it's called a carrier.

- Brilliant.

Well that's me in for a fun day isn't it?

Following two mad pensioners and a hungover man child

around a muddy field all afternoon.

- Stop moanin'.

It beats sittin' in an office

with Sulford's answer to Cruella DeVil.

Trust me, if we were havin' a competition

of who's gonna have the worst day, I would win.

- I might just take you up on that bet.

- Okay, the winner gets evening off.

Bubble bath, scented candles, glass of wine.

- But that's your thing.

- Oh come on, Dan, you know it's your thing too.

I know you use me candles.

I measure 'em.

- Okay, deal.

- Deal.

(suspenseful music)

- Bloody Sunday, you're not even dressed yet.

Come on, I want to get there

before all the best dirty DVDs have gone.

Oh come on.

- Ah, the first whiff of success.

And it smells of ylang ylang.

- Thanks.

Do you know anything about the stock market?

- I know everything about the stock market, why?

You thinking of investing?

- Already have.

But not serious you know,

just a bit of play money.

- [Brunette Woman] Oh dear.

- Well, it's all right though isn't it?

I mean, they go down

and then they come back up.

That's how it works, right?

- I suppose but with a drop like that,

they're not gonna come up any time soon.

If I were you, I'd cut your losses, sell.

You've not put a lot in have you?

- No, no.

No just a bit of pocket change, you know?

- Hi di hi campers.

- What are you doin' here?

- [Lisa] I think the words you're looking for

are ho di ho.

- You said you weren't comin' in today.

- Changed me mind.

MD's prerogative.

Could do with one of those.

- Kettle's just boiled.

- Great, milk and two sugars please love.

(upbeat music)

(wood clattering)

(suspenseful music)

- We have to leave, now.

- Come again.

- Someone's watching the house.

Bradley left me strict instructions.

- Ella, overnight bag now.

- Sorry, is someone gonna tell what's.

- Just do it will you?

(suspenseful music)

- Have you calmed down a bit now huh?

Safe to come back in?

Oh my god you've got scissors.

- Funny.

- So you're keeping it.

- Yes I'm keeping it.

I may not approve but it's still his first coverage

in the press.

- True, and there's worse things to be in the papers for.

- Like what.

- Well, jewelry heists.

- Oh you do say some stupid things.

- I don't know what you're getting so upset about.

I mean, he obviously was telling you the truth.

- It's not about that, Roger.

Should've been more careful.

He's a grownup now.

Oh, it never ends.

Worryin' about him.

- He's quite the delinquent handful isn't he?

- You wouldn't understand.

(doorbell rings)

If that's him.

Hello.

- Have I got the right house?

Is Reverend Roger here?

- Yes.

No, actually, he's. (woman sobbing)

Roger!

- Finger right, Dan.

Left, left, you're gonna scratch the side.

- Left, right, how about just one

of ya barks instructions.

- [Dad] Whoa, stop Dan!

- Preferably the one with the most common sense.

Pauline!

- Come on Dan, it can't be that hard to park a vehicle.

People have been doin' it for centuries.

- No they haven't.

(upbeat music)

(Dan groans) (Pauline laughing)

(upbeat music)

- I said bring her right.

(phone dings)

(Lisa chuckles)

- What happened to our savings account?

There was two grand in there?

- Oh yeah I closed that down while you were off.

- Moved it into an ISA.

It's a different bank.

It's safer that way.

I haven't set it up for online yet.

- You moved our savings without asking me.

- I'm pretty sure I mentioned it.

- No you didn't.

(suspenseful music)

- I got you away.

Now we wait 'til he calls.

- Why don't you call him?

I presume he answers you.

- No, I text, he calls back.

- Those are the rules are they?

- Is she okay?

She's not said a word.

- This was supposed to be over.

Dad promised!

Said he'd finally cleared up all your stupid little messes.

You've done it again haven't you?

Oh yeah that's right.

Just walk away just like you always do

when you can't think of a lie fast enough.

- Where are you going?

- I'm taking a minute.

That's allowed isn't it?

There's nothing in his rule book about that.

(melancholy music)

- Who is she?

- Chrissy Schenton, of my parish.

Total walking disaster.

It's like Jeremy bloody Kyle or something.

- What does she want?

- Nothing, she never wants anything.

She just wants to sit me and deluge me

with all her tragedy and I have to sit there and listen

'cause technically it's my job.

- I never think about you as havin' a job.

- What the hell's that supposed to me.

Anyway, look, this is what we'll do.

We'll let her finish her coffee

and then we'll say, oh, we've got to go to a soup kitchen

or something like that.

- We will not.

That girl has come here for spiritual guidance.

We are going to sit and we are going to listen.

- Oh, we are, are we?

We are going to do that are we?

You really think you could?

Okay, all right then.

(woman sobbing)

So, Chrissy, how's your Nic?

- Got six months this time.

(Chrissy sobbing) (upbeat music)

- I hate car boot sales.

I've always hated car boot sales.

We could've been working today.

- Nah, we'll pick up the slack tomorrow.

Nice to have a day off now and then.

And you still pay me by the week regardless, right?

- What?

- Hey look, they've got Charlie dolls.

- Look how much fun mum's havin'.

Can't put a price on that.

- I can.

- Hey Dan, check it out.

It's a bowler hat.

It's a proper one.

It's only four quid.

I didn't bring any money.

Will you buy it to us?

- A bowler hat?

What are you gonna do with it?

- Lookin' sharp.

That was a pretty stupid question to be fair, Dan.

- What do you reckon, do you think it makes me look

like Steve from the Avengers?

- No, you look like Mr. Ben, the wilderness years.

- Oi, they've gat Dan ones and all.

(people laughing)

- Really hate car boot sales.

(upbeat music)

- Pocket change.

- Sorry?

- You plowed the savings into it, didn't you?

All two grand.

(man scoffs)

- All right, yeah.

Got a hot tip.

I don't do things like this.

And look what happens, you know,

I've been under a lot of stress lately

and I've been feelin' worthless.

I'll get it back somehow but Lisa cannot know.

This has to stay between us.

- Discretion is my middle name.

- I don't believe this.

What is this still doing in our outbox?

Our tax return.

It shoulda gone out last Friday.

Part of your wonderful new system is it?

- I don't know anything about it.

As far as I recall, Fergus said he was going

to deal with the post last week.

- Yeah, yeah, apologies Lisa.

I've had a lot on me mind.

- You've never done anything even vaguely secretarial

in your entire life.

I doubt you could even stamp an envelope

without startin' a fire.

Are you really gonna take the blame for this?

- I was supposed to send it.

It's my mistake.

- Why can't you just admit you

should have never have hired her?

- Whenever you feel like apologizing,

do let me know, won't you?

(suspenseful music)

- So how much do you know?

You know fuck all.

What's he got on you?

- I owed him a favor.

- Yeah, everyone always does.

- Who was he with?

- Glass.

- In the photos?

I may know fuck all but I know

whatever's goin' on is Bradley's doin' and not yours

so why does she think otherwise.

- Because that's what I want her to think.

I don't want her knowing what her father was.

He was bad news.

Money laundering, extortion, protection,

but nothing compared to Gus.

When those two were together.

But then she changed everything.

The day she was born, he changed

and suddenly he just, he wanted out so we ran

and we've been doing it ever since.

- Bradley said this guy wanted him working

for him again.

Why would he want that?

- Because he's a fucking psycho.

I just wish he'd told us

and then we could've disappeared again.

- I guess he just wanted you and Ella

to have a normal life.

- A normal life?

He hasn't gone back there to work for him.

He's gone back there to end it

and you, you're just some fucking backup plan.

Some idiot to get us out of there

when things go tits up.

Look where we are.

What does that tell you?

- It's in today's paper.

- Oh, that's nice.

- Do you not think that it looks like we're, you know?

- Oh yeah (giggles).

How funny.

- Bianca doesn't find it very funny.

She's worried what Fergus'll say.

- Oh he won't say anything.

And that - oh.

Now you mention it, he was in a bit

of an odd mood this morning.

I just thought he was still in a huff

'cause I told him he looked like David Cameron.

- She's me mam.

Not meant to talk to us like that.

And Nic went mental.

Go straight around there, popped all her windows out.

Mum knew where we were though.

She said Keith found, middle of the night,

shoutin' the odds.

Neighbors went spare.

- Which one was Keith again?

- Her brother from the previous anecdote.

- Where are you going?

- I'm just going out for a quick ciggie.

Hope you don't mind.

- Smoke in here.

- I wouldn't dream of it, Bianca.

Oh actually I'm out.

- Oh well, nevermind.

- I'll just pop to the shops.

Be back in 10 minutes.

- The shop?

(upbeat music)

Homemade cherry jumble?

(upbeat music)

- Is that my personnel folder?

What are you doing with that?

- Well, since I was on maternity leave

when you were hired, I never really had a good chance

to look through your references

and I think I should.

I am co-managin' director.

- You should mention that more often.

- Actually, I can see we're missing something already.

- What?

- All employees HR folders require

an up to date photograph.

(upbeat music)

Thank you.

(upbeat music)

- It's a fertility statue.

Our Terry used to use it.

- How do you mean use it?

Are them my edge cutters?

- I don't think so.

- All right Margaret.

Didn't know you'd be here.

- I told you last week.

- Eh, that's your old phone table isn't it?

You have to sellin' it?

- I told you that last week too.

- Yeah, well, you tell me a lotta things love.

Hey Dan, go nice in your hall, that, wouldn't it?

- Not really.

- I'll buy it ya, my treat.

Shall we say a tenner?

- Can't, already promised it to someone.

- Who?

- Bloke with a lazy eye.

- He was probably lookin' at the one next to it then.

I'll tell you what, let's say 20.

- He offered 40.

- 50 then.

- Mum, can I have a quick word?

- That table is 19th century cedarwood mahogany.

It's worth near 500 pound.

- How'd you know that?

- There was one on Cash In the Attic last week.

(suspenseful music)

- Did you know she?

Is that why we're here?

- That's why you needed the van.

- Are you tryin' to hustle Auntie Margaret?

- Yes I am.

And if you don't keep your voice down,

I'm going to do a pretty bloody piss poor job

of it aren't I?

(suspenseful music)

- I like your house.

- Thank you.

- Nico always said we'd get a place like this one day.

Suppose that will never happen now.

- Oh, I'm sure it will.

Once he's released.

I admit I don't know much about him

but from what he said, it sounds like you bagged yourself

quite a Mr. Right there.

- Nic's me girlfriend.

- Ooh.

- These are good.

You're clever, you.

Wish I could do stuff like this.

- Why don't I teach you?

- I wouldn't think.

(Chrissy sobbling)

- That woman's got it in for me.

She's going through my references now

even though I've already got the job.

It's harassment.

You need to do something about it.

- Oh you mean like when I took the blame

for your cock up earlier.

- She would've used that against me.

I've only just started.

I haven't even had training.

- What training?

- The training all companies are legally required

to offer new employees upon commencement of duty.

If she continues this campaign of bullying against me.

- (chuckles) bullying?

- I will have no choice but to take her to a tribunal

where that, amongst other things,

will be brought up.

- Are you blackmailin' me?

- No.

I'm protecting your interest

just like you hired me to do.

Your fly is undone.

(upbeat music)

- Okay, so this is yours.

I'll be right next door.

- I start uni in two weeks.

Chaz and Nics have already got their own place.

I'm gonna ask if I can move in with them.

Not doing this anymore mum.

(door beeps)

(door clicks)

- I'm going back to yours.

Maybe if this guy turns up again I can talk to him.

Find out what's goin' on.

- (scoffs) Yeah, you do that.

You talk to someone on Gus' payroll.

- I've gotta do something.

When Bradley calls.

- If Bradley calls.

- I'm sure he's all right.

- Why, Greg?

Because he told you he would be?

He lies, haven't you worked that out yet?

Then again, I suppose we all lie don't we?

He lies to you.

I lie to Ella.

You lie to me.

- I haven't lied to you.

- No?

What, you're just a builder are you, hm?

You've come to do my kitchen

while my husband's away, pretend to be my friend.

Bit of wine, bit of dinner, bit of music.

- You asked me in.

- Well of course I did.

But then again you said it yourself.

I play games.

That's all they are, you know?

They're little games.

They're things to keep my mind taking over

when Bradley's gone.

- Maybe you should talk to Ella.

- And tell her what?

- The truth.

- You don't think he's gonna call either, do you?

- I just think she deserves to know.

(mournful music)

(upbeat music)

- Hi Denise!

- Oh, it's just like Reconnect isn't it?

Only different.

'Cause if it was Reconnect, I'd be sat opposite you there

would I, doin'.

What was it I used to do Lisa?

- We were never 100% on that, love.

- [Fergus] Denise.

- You saw the paper this mornin', didn't ya?

- What are you on about?

- It's not what it looks like.

I was givin' him a goodbye peck.

It was taken a funny way, that's all.

- So you brought me in a picture to say

that it isn't a picture?

Couldn't it have waited 'til tonight?

- I thought you seen it.

I thought that's why you were in a bad mood.

- [Fergus] Well it wasn't.

- Well why are ya then?

Is it that David Cameron thing?

- I do not look like.

And I wasn't in a bad mood, but now I am.

I'm workin' here, in case you hadn't noticed.

This is what I do for a livin'.

Not swannin' off to parties and poutin' to cameras.

- Oh forget it, love.

You don't wanna hide into nothin'

with this one today.

Come and join me for lunch.

Hey, Gary, you're good at computers aren't you?

- I'm all right.

- In that case, lunch is on me.

- We just had a hotdog at that little porta-caf over there.

Get one yourself if you like.

Me and Barry could watch your stall.

- I don't like hotdogs.

You never know what's in them.

- It's usually a sausage.

- Usually.

- You've been on your feet for hours.

Wouldn't want you gettin' that,

what's it called, Barry?

Deep vein?

- Deep vein thrombosis.

I could do with a sit down.

Maybe a Diet Lilt.

Have they got Diet Lilts.

- What hotdog stand hasn't?

Off ya go, love.

Leave it all to us.

- Just for the record, I strongly disapprove of this.

- There's a surprise.

- Oh don't be such a wet fart.

I'll stick 40 quid in her till

and tell her the Bothside bloke come back.

Hardly stealin' is it?

- I think technically it is, yes.

- To be fair though, most of the stuff she's sellin',

she borrowed from me in the first place.

You see this sandwich maker?

You can still see where the melted plastic is

where I stuck the shoehorn in.

- That, you two, that table in the van now.

Go on.

Off you go.

- Give you 10 pound for the sandwich maker.

- I tell ya what, give us 15

and I'll chuck in the dildo.

- She doesn't share her Facebook.

She's not on Twitter.

Half of these companies aren't even online.

In fact, they sound made up.

- That's what I thought.

- Do you think she's one of those industrious espionages.

- But, I did find this company High Links Solutions

and she doesn't include it in her resume.

They've got a phone number if you want it.

- Gary I could kiss you.

But I won't, you know, in case of paparazzi.

- I don't think you can get that from kissin'.

- What is it?

- I really need to talk to you.

Properly talk to you.

Mother to daughter?

- (scoffs) mother to daughter?

Since when did you want to talk?

- Please.

Please.

- You always told me it was your fault.

Us moving around.

Never staying still in one place more than a few months.

You said it was you.

- I told you what you needed to hear.

- The funny turns, the other men.

The lives you wrecked again and again and again.

I was only 13 and you told me that to my face.

- You were 13 going on 40.

You needed an answer that you'd believe.

- Why didn't you just tell me the truth?

- Because it was important.

That you didn't look at your dad differently.

- I looked at you differently.

- I didn't matter.

Come on, let's face it, Ella.

Look, in spite of everything,

he was always gonna be the better bet wasn't it?

He was the one that I needed you to feel safe with.

He was the one that I needed you to trust.

Imagine if you turned out like me.

(peaceful music)

- Is he gonna be okay?

- I don't know.

(peaceful music)

- Aw, that's probably gonna half the value,

you losin' this piece.

- I haven't lost it.

It's embedded in me finger.

And yes, it does hurt, thanks for askin'.

- It's only a splinter.

- Only a splinter?

Me finger's turnin' blue.

- So's your face.

You're never gonna get in there Dan.

Shoulda let mum back it out.

She's still got the curves of a 16 year old.

- Aw, doesn't he say the sweetest things?

- That's not sweet, it's weird.

(engine sputtering)

- [Brother] Not much of a getaway driver is he?

- [Pauline] Failed his test six times from reversing.

- Would you all just shut the (wood crunching).

- You've hit the table.

- How cross does mum look.

- Actually, she looks more amused than angry.

- Really? - No.

(melancholy music)

- You.

- Thought lunch breaks were an hour.

- Well, I've been on the phone

for the last 45 minutes to the managin' director

of High Link Solutions.

- What are you talkin' them for?

They're our biggest rivals?

- Not exactly the morale of the story, is it, Angie?

- I don't know what you're talking about.

- Don't ya?

Don't ya remember working for them?

They remember you.

Funny, you totally missed it off your resume.

Maybe it's because you got fired.

- Did they also mention I'm suing them

for unfair dismissal.

- They did and apparently you're doing the same thing

to four other companies at the moment too

so now you can make that six.

Can't you?

- You're not dismissing me.

I informed Fergus about all those pending cases

the day he hired me and since I've been here,

I've been nothing but 100% reliable and professional.

Haven't I, Fergus?

- I took all the money out of savings

and invested it in stock that dropped 90% in two days.

(Lisa gasps) I will make

it all back, I swear.

And you, fuck off.

(upbeat music)

- Ta-da, see what we did?

- What you did.

- You helped.

You chopped up all those cherries.

Why don't you take some when you go and visit Nic?

Is Nic short for Nicola then?

- No.

- Dear God I'm in Stepford.

- Bianca showed us how to make cakes.

Is it all right if you go for a quick wash?

- Of course it is, up the stairs, on your left.

Roger, that poor girl.

Have you an idea what kind of life she leads?

- Yes, yes I have, yes.

- You have to speak to people with problems

like that all the time don't you?

- Compared to some of them, she's borderline carefree.

- It's like havin' hundreds of children.

- And I certainly wouldn't wanna keep any press cuttings

that that lot generate.

- I've been proper stupid about Gary haven't I?

- You do a brilliant job.

(upbeat music)

- Better be off, visiting time in an hour.

Cheers, Bianca. (smooches)

- Oh, you're very welcome, cark.

- She's lovely.

I'm glad you found someone, Rev.

I did used to worry about you.

- She's not so bad, what, wait.

Wait, we're not a couple!

- Denise.

To say sorry for bein' a knob to you at work today.

I ended up.

Well, I made a bad investment with company money.

I lost the lot.

- How much was it?

- Two grand.

- I can loan ya that if you want?

- It's that easy is it?

I'm not a charity case.

And I'm not quite such a loser yet

that I have to beggin' for money

off a girl who once used to work for me.

- Josh is already asleep.

I'll pick him up in the morning.

- What, where are you goin'?

- To my mum's.

Have a talk, won't we?

You can stay here, rent free.

In a flat of a girl that used to work for you.

(melancholy music)

- Are you sure you don't want this?

- Well, since you've already made me pay 200 quid

for a busted three legged coffee table, no.

I think I'll pass.

- Aw, go on Dan.

It'll go lovely in your en suite, that.

(Pauline laughing) (Pauline whooping)

- Oh, get off.

I don't even wanna touch that thing.

- What's that bloody table doin' here?

- Well then, flower.

- [Pauline] All right, love?

- Oh we've had fun at the car boot sale.

I've ruined me trousers, severed me finger,

then run over an antique mahogany coffee table

that w stole off your auntie Margaret

and a bloke with a lazy eye.

How was your day?

- Go and run your bath.

(suspenseful music)

- Yeah, just me.

I got a photo.

Oh, it's Robbie Johnson all right.

No question.

Sendin' it to you now.

(engine rumbling) (suspenseful music)

(upbeat rock music)

* Let's ride it off, off, off, off, tonight *

* Let's ride it off

* Let's ride it off tonight

* Let's ride off, off, off

(upbeat rock music)

(Dan chuckling)

(upbeat rock music)

(upbeat music)