All language subtitles for Mount.Pleasant.S02E04_English

(Acorn jingle)

(fun upbeat theme music)

(clattering)

- It's 10 past 1:00.

- You should be the clock
of the speaking voice.

- I've got work tomorrow.

You've got work tomorrow.

Three nights this week
you've been out with Kim.

- That's because we're
lesbians, remember?

Oh, don't worry love.

You know you're the
only girl for me.

(kissing)

- What are you doing?

- Drunk sex.

You like drunk sex.

- Yes, when I'm drunk.

- Shhh.

I'll do that thing.

(kissing)

(snoring)

(fun upbeat music)

- Come on, Mrs. Johnson.

- Oh, you can call me Pauline,

I think we know each
other well enough now.

- Come on, Pauline, you must
be as sick of all this as me.

- You're joking, aren't you?

Reckon this is the longest
relationship I've had in years.

- The door's unlocked you know?

I could just walk
right in there.

I'm trying to do you a
common courtesy here.

- Yeah well, as it goes
I've managed to move a few

things around, I'm going down
the bank later this avvy.

- Really?

- Yeah.

On me daughter's life.

So come round about 5:00
and we'll square it all up.

Yeah?

- I'll see you later.

- Not if I see you first.

(fun upbeat music)

- Oh, hiya Lisa!

Ooh, you alright?

You look a little peaky?

- Well, if that's your way of
saying, rough then thank you,

I appreciate the tact.

What's with Ground Force?

- Oh, we've egot to make
the place look nice.

New tenant arrives today,
young, professional male.

- Oh, what's he like?

- I haven't met him, Jack
organized it all in the end.

But he's bound to
be nice, isn't he?

If Jack picked him?

- Yeah, bound to be.

- Green Coates Bowling Club?

- Well, what do you think then?

- I think it's a brilliant idea.

- Yes!

- Have you done
something with your hair?

- No.
- Don't you think you should?

- Oh, morning Lisa.

Oh, you look um.

- I am aware, thank you.

Late night.

- Me too.

Ever since Fergus dumped
his, seeking legal advice,

stuff on us I've
hardly had a wink.

Got a solicitor's
letter yesterday.

Haven't dared open it.

And I keep having
these dreams like,

I go into the baby's
room and the cot's empty.

I'm looking everywhere,
but he's gone.

- Oh Denise.

- Then last night, I
had this other one,

where all me fingers fell off.

But that's probably not
about Fergus that one, is it?

- Probably not.

What do you call someone
who gets off with a bloke

her mate fancies and then
puts out on a first date?

Seven letters.

- Slapper?
- Slapper!

Thanks.

- Better get off to school
before study period ends.

Why you cooking over here?

I'm not cooking, I'm baking.

- Right, baking.

- Jack phoned, we've
got a new neighbor.

What could be better than
stepping into his new home

to the aroma of
freshly-baked pastry goods?

- Stepping in and not finding
a pile of dirty washing up?

- I'll wash up before
I go, clever clogs.

Go on, get off, shoo, shoo!

(fun upbeat music)

- Blue for a boy,
pink for a girl.

That's class.

- Barry, you don't think
this place is a bit posh?

- Yes, suits us down
to the ground that.

We were the first
people on our street

to get a tumble dryer, remember?

- That's getting on
for 30 years now,

I'm not sure you can
keep dining out on that.

- Hello, hello, new blood?

Stanley Hutson.

- I'm Barry, this is Sue.
- Hello.

- New to the game?

- No.
- Yes.

- Okay, well, let's see if we
can find you some outfits, eh?

- I don't think that he
saw me, but honestly, Lisa,

you should have seen him,
he looked so different.

I can't even remember
the last time he.

Has he said anything to
Dan about what he's doing?

- Sorry, who?
- Greg.

I've just spent the last
five minutes telling you

how I drove past him this
morning, all suit and tie.

Were you out last night?

- Sorry, yeah.

Never again, not
on a school night.

- Out with Kim I suppose?

- What's that supposed to mean?

- What?
- Kim.

You're as bad as Dan.

What am I?

The centr of everybody's
bloody universe?

Am I not allowed to
have friends of me own?

I'm sick of it.

- Jesus, Lisa.

- Was that a bit much?

- A tad, yeah.

- Was it the centr
of the universe?

- Yeah, yeah, that's the one.

(laughing)

- I suppose I have been spending

quite a lot of time with her.

I didn't realize, I'm sorry.

- Look, there's something
that I need to tell you.

- Stupid thing!

Stop it!

Stop!

You could help, you know?

- I could, but it wouldn't
be nearly as funny.

(beeping)
(tapping)

- Only wanted to print a notice.

Now I've got 20,000 sheets of
paper saying, chair broken.

- Not to rub salt
into the wound love,

but you've actually got 20,000
sheets saying, char broken.

- (sighing) I'm not
having a good morning.

- You and me both, kid.

Thing about bad mornings
though, they have to get better.

- Yeah.

- Morning, ladies.

(fun upbeat music)

- Now that was much better.

It was, you stayed on the grass.

- You're a bit a of a
natural, aren't you?

Ah, well, I don't want to
blow me own trumpet or owt.

- We have a club team, you know?

Do you think you might
be interested in joining?

We'd love to, wouldn't we?

- Ah.

- I think he means
just you, Barry.

And he'd love to.

I never been very
good with balls.

Well you know that Barry, but
this can still be our club.

Now, I noticed a tea room?

- Ah, yes.

- Next to this, it's useless.

Moving on to the knobs.

(laughing)

Angry or flaccid though?

- Well.
- Size wise, look at this.

Year after year
you've had a reduction

but last year's reduction.

- 12:30, I'm going
for a sandwich.

- Shall I get on to Reuters?

- No, I usually
just go to Greggs.

- Pub lunch?
- Pub lunch.

- Let's go.

- He never mentioned anything
about a live-in cook.

And I thought the rent
was cheap to start with.

- You must be the young
professional male.

- Oh, seems a bit
formal, Chris will do.

- Oh, no, sorry, because.

- You must be Bianca.

- I must be, I mean, I am.

How did you know?

- I was supposed to go
round to yours for the keys,

but here you are baking.

- You must think I'm
nutty as a fruitcake.

- I just thought it would
be nice for you to walk in-

- To the scent of
freshly-baked biscuits?

- Yes, exactly.

- You don't mind do you?

- Mind?

If everything you
cook tastes this good

then mi casa es su casa.

Anytime you like.

Mmm.

- He kissed me.

- He kissed you?

- He tried to.

And, well, to be honest
I'd had a few and I nearly.

But I didn't.

It's just like what
happened with you, isn't it?

- Moved on pretty
bloody quick, hasn't he?

- You're not jealous are you?

What?

No, why would I be?

I'm just sayin'
one minute it's me,

the next minute it's you.

- I suppose we are both
equally irresistible.

- True.

If I were to say,
don't turn around,

then you'd probably turn
around, wouldn't you?

- Two pints of lager please.

- Shit.

- It's okay, I doubt
he'll come over.

- Shit.

- So the first thing
that attracted you

to your Graham was his shoes?

- Yeah, well, it was
his feet, I suppose.

He had big feet.

You know what they say about
the size of a man's feet?

(giggling)

- What, what do they say?

- Well you know, that
it's proportionate.

- Proportionate to what?

(laughing)

- Alright, you seem
to be having fun?

- Yes, we are.

We were just.

Did you have a good game?

- Born to bowl, this one.

Come on, Barry,
I'll buy you a half.

(laughing)

- So what's with the whistle?

You know, whistle
and flute, suit.

- I'm so sorry, she watched
"Mary Poppins" on Sunday.

- I was out at some
sites this morning.

It's what they
expect from the MD.

- MD?
- Yeah, Managing Director.

- I know what it means,

it's just funny hearing
you say it, that's all.

- Sounds wrong doesn't it?

- Sounds alright, actually.

- I bet it's doing wonders
for your love life too, eh?

Ow!

- I do alright.

Best be off, busy day.

I'll catch you laters though.

It's good to see you.

- Ow!

Will you give over kicking us?

Wonders for your love life!

Shelley sat there.

- Shelley's still sat here.

Actually, it's fine.

(phone ringing)

- It's Kim.

- Asking you out
tonight, I suppose?

- No, actually, no.

Tomorrow.

Both of us.

Dinner, her and her husband.

- Oh, that'll be nice.

- Well, you could
come too, I suppose.

- Oh, I don't know.

Sounds very much like
a couple's thing.

Ow!

It's bruised!

It's actually properly
bruised, look.

- Put it away, nobody
wants to see that.

Hey, stop it.

Your Dad.

- It's 5:00, he'll
be at the pub.

Dad?

- [Charlie] Yeah?

(fun upbeat music)

- Where've you been?

- I stopped off for,

whoa Sorry, Pauline,
what are you doing here?

- I need somewhere to stay,

it'll just be for
a couple of nights.

- Why, what's happened?

- Rats.
- You've got rats?

- Of the clipboard and
court order variety.

- Oh, Jesus, Pauline.

Have you talked to Dan about it?

- I don't want them to worry.

They've got a rat
problem of their own,

bedded down on their sofa.

And I could do without him
knowing about it either.

Look, I'll sort
it, I always have.

It'll only be for
a couple of nights.

- Sure.

Probably do with the company.

- Thank god for that.

I'm just saying it's
been over a week now,

shouldn't he be
getting back out there?

Doing something?

- He just needs a bit of time.

- Done yourself a brew then?

Oh sorry, did you want one?

- Yoohoo, it's only us.

- You'll never guess what
we've been doing all day?

- No.

- Bowling.

- He's been bowling, I've
been making sandwiches.

- You'd have been
really proud of us kid.

I did two touchers when
I played up the knob

and Stanley said it's the best

bit of blobbing he's ever seen.

- What sort of
sandwiches did you make?

- Cheese and pickle.
- Nice.

- He even asked us
to join the team.

How's about that then, eh?

Turning pro after one day,
you know why don't you?

* I got the moves like Jagger

* I got the moves like Jagger

* I got the mo-oo-oves

* Like Jagger

- Come on Charlie!

- I don't know that one.

- No, but he knows Abba though.

As he proves every morning
in the shower, very loudly.

* See that girl

* Watch that scene

* Digging the dancing queen

- Mum!

- Oh I know, I shouldn't,
but you used to love that

when you were little,
do you remember?

You used to sing
it all the time.

* You can dance

* You can jive

* Having the time of your life

* Oh-oo, see that girl,
watch that scene, *

* Digging the dancing Queen

* Oh-oo diggin' the
dancing Queen. *

- We did knock.

This is Chris, our new neighbor.

I was just giving him
a tour of the close.

He's a university lecturer.

- Oh.

- Do you like Abba, Chris?

- Who doesn't?

* Waterloo I was defeated

- We'll, um, we'll
maybe pop back tomorrow?

Come on Chris.

* Thank you for the music.

- Hey, did you hear that?

He's a good'un, him, isn't he?

- Look flower, you certainly
don't need to convince me

that all men are shits.

I mean, honestly,
the selfish bastard,

turning himself into the
man you've always wanted

just after you've
stopped wanting him.

- Have I stopped though?

- That's the question isn't it?

And it's one you're going
to keep asking yourself

until you take the
bull by the horns

and sort out this whole
divorce thing properly.

- [Lisa] You do know
we're going to have to

tell him to leave, don't you?

- Excuse me?

- Oh, come on Dan, I love
Charlie to bits, you know I do.

But he's obviously not
going to sort himself out

under his own steam.

We're going to have to
give him a bit of a nudge.

- I just want to get
this straight in me head.

You are telling me that
you don't like having

one of your in-laws hanging
around the house 24/7?

- Well, yeah.

- Unbelievable.
- What?

Oh, that is so different.

- Is it?

- They don't even live here!

- Well, they might
as well do Lisa,

and since I put up with them-

- Oh, you put up
with them do you?

- Since I allow them-

- Oh, you allow them do you?

Well, that's good of you.

- Alright, if you're going
to be stupid about it.

- You're the one being stupid.

- Go to sleep.
- You go to sleep.

(knocking on door)

- [Charlie] I'm off to bed.

Are you asleep?

- Yes!

- [Charlie] Sorry, night.

- Night, Dad.

All right, maybe, a discreet
word, a bit of a nudge.

- Thank you.

- You can do it in the morning.

- Me?

- But he's me Dad!

- Exactly, which is why you
should be the one to ask him.

Y- ou're the one who thinks
he's getting in the way.

- You agreed to this last night.

- I agreed that
you could ask him.

- But he's your Dad.

- You alright?

- Yeah, you?

- Yeah, not so bad.

You two off out tonight then?

- Yeah, for a meal
with another couple.

- Oh, coupley dinner
parties now, is it?

Bit middle class for you.

Are they going to have one
of them fondue trolleys?

- It's dinner with friends,
Charlie, not I love 1974.

- Yeah.

- You could have asked him then.

- So could you.

- Right, there's only
one way to settle this.

- Ah, that was stone.

You're asking him.

- Fine, I'll ask him.

And just you remember that I
was the one that asked him.

Don't worry, I'll
remind you, constantly.

Every day, for the
rest of our lives

that I was the one
that asked him.

- I'll ask him.
- Thank you.

- What, now?

Right.

Come on Dad, let's
go for a drink.

- I forgot to give you
your spares back yesterday.

- Thanks.

Um, I'm just about
to put the kettle on.

- Ooh, I don't want to intrude.

- Would you like a cuppa?

- Come on, we're
going to be late.

- We've got plenty of time.

He had me up at 6:00,
bowling match today.

- Well, as I'm here
I might as well

take me morning constitutional.

- Yeah, go on, treat yourself.

Auntie Pam was online this
morning asking after you.

She was on at us to
try and convince you

to go for a holiday.

- Oh, don't be silly,
how have I got time

to go for a holiday?

And do you think I
could drag your father

away from his new hobby now?

Anyway, you need me here.

- I think I can probably
just about survive

a week without you, Mum.

I'm not completely dependent.

- I'll get these back
to you tomorrow then?

- Yeah, that'd be
smashing, thanks.

- You've unpacked already?

Yeah, well you know what
they say, tidy house.

- Tidy mind.
- Mmm-hmm.

- That's you?

- Yeah, I coach the
university team.

- You're a football manager?

- I'm a coach.

We don't really have
a manager as such.

It's just the uni squad.

- Do you still play?

- I used to.

Bit past it now.

- Get away with you.

My Gary's football crazy.

- Yeah?

That's your stepson right?

He's amazing.

We think that, I
think that he might

turn professional one day.

You should meet him.

He'd love to talk to a
proper football manager.

- Coach.

- Same thing.

- Well it's not quite
but um, yes, I'd love to.

- I don't know, call this
a pub, look at these tunes.

Not heard of half of these.

- Here.

- Always thought you might
pick up the guitar one day,

follow in your old
man's footsteps.

Never caught the
bug though, did you?

Even with all them celebrities
I used to introduce you to.

I've got a picture of you
at the Poyton village fete,

sitting on Shakin'
Stevens' shoulder.

- I'm not sure that counts.

- Could have been worse,
Gary Glitter pulled out.

- What happened Dad?

- I think he had chicken
pox or something.

- No, I mean with you.

Portugal, the bar, Babs.

- I knew it was a mistake.

I knew from day one.

I knew even before I
packed my suitcase.

Never stopped loving your Mum.

Never will.

It's so easy son.

Years slip by, you
fall into a routine,

you forget how
things used to be.

Then someone shows you a
little bit of attention

and suddenly its like,
oh yeah, that's right.

And before you know it you're
a teenager all over again.

Minus the acne.

Even start thinking like one.

And when did a teenager
ever make a sensible choice?

- Dad, you were
gone seven years.

- Pride, always been my problem.

My pride spent seven years
telling me I couldn't come back.

Every other part was
screaming, you're an idiot.

You've lost everything.

But I couldn't
hear it over pride.

I know I haven't really
said it but, I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

You've no idea.

- No, I think I do.

People make mistakes,
even cool ex-rockers.

- Ex?

- I mean, it's very. it's
very you, this place, Bianca.

I love it.

- Thank you.

Tidy house, tidy mind.

- This must be Gary's.

It's a Panther, isn't it?

- Don't be silly.

- It's a Panther F9F.

And it was Dad's.

- This is Chris,
our new neighbor.

Chris is a football manager.

- Actually I'm a
college lecturer

who does some football
coaching on the side.

It's nice to meet you Gary,

Bianca tells me you're quite
a fan of the game yourself.

- Yeah.

- Mmm-hmm, who's your team?

- City.

- Sorry Bianca, I better leave.

- What, why?

- I am Newcastle
through and through.

I can't stay here, I'm sorry.

- But what have I?

I don't?

- He's joking, Bianca.

Mind you, I suppose it's
good to have a sense of humor

when you're following
the Magpies.

- Ha-ha.

- Hee, hee, hee.

I'll just get some drinks.

(laughing)

- So listen, we should
probably talk about

what your plans are
now that you are back.

I mean, you know
you're welcome to.

- What?

- Alright mate.

- Hey, how you doing?

Uh, Dad, this is Fergus,
he's Lisa's boss.

- Nice to meet you,
give her a pay rise.

- (laughing) No, I
would if I could.

- And this is um,

- Jack, working with Lisa.

I used to live
next door to these.

But ah, just started in
the office this week.

She did tell you, right?

- Yeah, yeah, course she did.

- How you doing Jack?

Charlie.

- I'll just get a pint.

(door closing)

- Dan?

Hey, that was quick.

So, what did he say?

- You alright?

(doorbell ringing)

Oh, who's that now?

- I'm not stopping.

Just on my way to the shops,
wondered if you needed owt?

Rat poison or?

- No, um, I think we're alright.

We're alright, aren't we Dan?

- Dandy.

- Been talking to
your mate, Shelley.

- You've not been doing that
voodoo thing again, have you?

- It's not voodoo,
its spiritual mojo.

- It's bollocks.

- Well, that's as maybe.

(Charlie laughing)

- That's as maybe, but
it gives her comfort.

Which is more that
you seem to do.

- Excuse me?

- She's meant to be your
best mate, isn't she?

So why is she having to
pour her heart out to me?

Should be talking to
her own sort about this,

not someone in their middle age.

Wanted my advice on men.

Asked me how long it
took to get over you.

- And you said, that, my dear,

is a candle which
will never burn out.

- No, I told her, about
as long as it took to get

that postcard you sent,
three weeks after you'd gone.

- What postcard?

I never sent a postcard.

- A photo?

The pair of you on a beach?

Writing across the top, wish
you were here, question mark.

Oh, come on, If it
wasn't you, who?

Oh.

- Pauline.

I swear, I didn't know
anything about this.

I can't believe she did it.

- Well she did, obviously.

Your precious Babs,
what a catch, eh?

Do you know how much that hurt?

Like you were both
just laughing at me?

- Pauline, Jesus, I'm so sorry.

- Yeah, so was I.

(laughing)

- Oh, it's raining.

Oh, the boys'll
be in in a minute.

- I hope the rain keeps up,

it might convince my Graham
to take me on holiday.

Are you going away this year?

- I'd really like to,
but I don't think so.

Don't know.

- Reckon that's us
done for the day.

- Ah, it'll pass, it'll pass.

- Well, suppose
we'll just have to

make the best of
things here then.

- Don't be daft, the
bar awaits, Barry.

Come on, leave these
hens to their clucking.

- Poor Charlie.

That's so horrible.

Pauline thinking all this time

that he would do
something like that.

- Yeah.

- If only they'd
talked to each other.

- Not good to keep secrets.

- Exactly.

- We'd never do
anything like that.

- Dan.

- Yes?

- I feel really bad.

- Yeah?

- I shouldn't have
made a thing about it.

I know he's in a bad
way and I'm sorry.

He can stay as long
as he needs to.

- Oh, right, ta.

- Tea up, Charlie.

- Away games?

- Course, course.

Can't expect them all
to come here, can we?

- One coming up next
weekend, in Gwent.

- Gwent?

- You'll love it.

Proper jolly boys outing.

Give you a chance to get
off the leash for a bit, eh?

- Right.

- Aw, it just started
pissing it down

as I came round the corner.

I bet I look like a right
drowned rat, don't I?

- Actually, you look great.

This was a good idea you know?

We do need to talk, we've
both been putting it off.

And with the house
and everything.

Can I get you a drink?

- Ah, yeah, can I get a-

- I think I know what
you drink, Shells.

- Yeah, sorry.

- I think I'd
better make a move,

I didn't mean to take
up so much of your time.

- Oh don't be daft.

- Thank you for your
hospitality, Bianca.

- You're very welcome, Chris.

- I'll show you out.

You know that Dad would
want to see you happy.

Want you to move on.

- Move on?

What are you talking about?

Move on to what?

You do say some silly things.

- For God's sake, is it
really that important?

It's dinner with a friend,
not lunch with the Queen.

- It's important to me.

I bet they'll be
dressed up smart.

What is wrong with you?

You've had a face on
you since you got home.

It's not that bad
making an effort, is it?

I like this woman and
I want her to like you.

- And my trousers are going
to seal the deal, are they?

How was work?

- You what?
- Work.

You seemed chewed up
about it the other day,

wondering how it's going?

- It's Saturday,
Dan, do you mind

if we don't talk about work?

Dan?

- I'm wearing these.
- What?

- I said I'm wearing
these, alright?

- That'll be you up there soon?

- I guess it will.

I don't want to
go to Gwent, Sue.

- You never did like
Scotland, did you?

- I never like
anywhere without you.

- Do you think this
has been a mistake?

- I don't know, you
seem to be having

so much fun with
your new friends.

- And Stanley says
you're a natural bowler.

- It's true, I am.

- So really, I suppose we're
very happy here, aren't we?

- I suppose we are.

(fun upbeat music)

- Wait, I've changed my mind,
it looks better untucked.

- No, leave it.

- Dan, just untuck it.

- No.
- Why not?

- Dan.

- I said, no.

No!

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Have a seat.

(laughing)

- It was funny.

- Not for me it wasn't.

Or you if I remember,
you had to mop it up.

(laughing)

- Yeah, but it was
funny before that bit.

- We're not doing much
divorce talk, are we?

- No.

- Oh, sod it, we can
do it another day.

I'm half cut already.

If you gave me a
form to sign now,

I'd end up giving
you everything.

- I'm sure your current squeeze

might have something
to say about that?

- My current what?

- You know, thought
you were doing alright?

- Maybe I am.

It's not good enough
though is it, alright?

Me and you were never alright.

- Oh, thank you very much.

- You know what I mean.

- Yeah, I do.

And no, I would like
to think that me

and you were never just alright.

- Another drink I think.

Get you one?

- You've paid all night,
this is definitely a new one.

- Yeah well, things
change, don't they?

- Where did you
say Bryan was Kim?

- Oh, he's running
late, that's all,

I'm sure he'll be along soon.

So Dan, Lisa tells
me you're a plumber?

- Yeah I-
- He runs his own business.

Don't you, Dan?

- I run my own business.

- So is work good?

- I do okay.

- He does very well.

You do very well.

- I tell you what, if she
wants to ask me anything else,

maybe she should just run
it past you first, eh?

Save time.

(phone ringing)

- That's Bryan.

Hey, where are you?

What?

I can't hear you, hang on.

Sorry.

- What the hell do you
think you're doing?

- Nothing.

- If you didn't want to come
you should have just told me.

- Oh, we do that, do we?

Tell each other things?

- What?

Is everything alright?

- Yeah, yeah, fine.

He's just a little um,

I think perhaps we
should just order.

- Kim?

- I think I'm going to go for-

- What's happened?

I'm sorry I, I can't do this.

I'm, Bryan, he's
ah, he's not coming.

Um, we had a massive
fight this morning,

I found out there's
somebody else.

- Oh, Kim.

- It's not the first time.

I mean we always get through it.

It's what we do, but I felt
this one was different.

I knew it but I
just thought that.

He's gone.

He's not coming back.

- Oh, Kim, come here.

I'm sorry.

- Ready to order?

(upbeat electronic music)

- You still ordered?

I can't believe the way
you behaved in there.

Maybe you weren't interested
in coming out tonight

but this was important
to me and you knew that.

- You were never going
to tell me, were you?

- Tell you what?

- About Jack.

- What about Jack?

- About the fact he's
got a job in your office.

That you're working together.

That you're seeing
him every day.

No, and do you know
how I found out?

From him!

To me face, in front of me Dad.

And I just had to sit there
with this fixed polite smile,

nodding away, oh yeah?

That's nice.

- Oh Dan, I'm so sorry.

I was going to tell
you, I was but-

- What?

Didn't have time?

Had plenty of time to
dress me up like a Ken doll

and parade me in front of
your new friend though,

didn't you?

- I knew how you'd react.

- Did you?

How, like this?

Better or worse?

- I was scared.

We never talk about before.

The way you looked at me
when you thought (crying).

I just wanted to forget it all.

I never wanted to
see that look again.

- Stop crying, will you?

I'm trying to be
mad at you here.

- I can't.

It's like everywhere I look
there are couples fighting

and falling apart.

Like your Mum and Dad,
Denise, Shelley and Greg.

Even Kim.

I hate it.

- We're not falling
apart, Lisa, not over him.

Believe me, I wouldn't give
the bastard the satisfaction.

And I will never, ever
look at you that way again.

I should have
always trusted you.

I always will.

You know that, don't you?

That's not what this is about.

You should have
told me, that's all.

You should have told me.

- I know.

What a shit night.

- We've had better.

- I wouldn't mind but I'd been
really looking forward to it.

Not because of her but because
it's been so long since you

and I did something together.

- Night's still young.

- What do you mean?

- I mean I don't
fancy heading on back

and spending the rest of the
evening sitting on the sofa

with me Dad watching re-runs
of Top Of The Pops, do you?

- Not really.

- So what say we forget all
about everyone else's problems

and let our hair down a bit?

Hit a club, act like
we're still in our 20s?

- Very late 20s?

- You can if you want, I'm
going full on Generation X.

- I think I'd like that.

- [TV Announcer] Please
welcome your host.

(singing)

* You used to get it
in your fishnets *

* Now you only get it
in your nightdress *

* Discarded all the naughty
nights for niceness *

* Landed in a very
common crisis *

* Oh, the boy's a slag

* The best you ever had

* The best you ever had

* Is just a memory
and those dreams *

* Weren't as daft as they seem

* Not as daft as they seemed

* My love, when
you dream them up *

* Flicking through a
little book of sex tips *

* Remember when the
boys were all electric *

* Likes her gentlemen
to not be gentle *

* Was it a Mecca Dauber
or a betting pencil *

* Oh, the boy's a slag

* The best you ever had

* The best you ever had

* Is just a memory
and those dreams *

* Weren't as daft as they seem

* Not as daft as they seemed

* My love, when
you dream them up *

* Oh, Flo

(upbeat theme music)