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(logo chimes)
(waves crashing softly)
(upbeat music)
- Morning!
Have you got any duct tape?
It's for your father.
- [Barry] I found it!
- Oh, it's okay, he's found it.
Shouldn't you be up?
It's gone eight, you know.
(gentle music)
- Morning, kid, what's crack-a-lackin'?
- Why are you here
at eight o'clock in the morning,
in my kitchen, making signs?
- They're for the protest.
- I'll try and rephrase the question.
No, actually I can't.
Why are you here at eight o'clock in the morning,
in my kitchen, making signs?
What the?
This is my favorite mug!
- That is?
- Yes!
- Well, it'll clean out.
I've made you coffee.
- Why didn't you use this one?
- I gave you that.
(faint upbeat music)
- Breakfast is served.
A banquet fit for a sports star.
- I'm not a sports star.
- Not yet, that's why you need your five a day.
I'm so excited about watching you play tomorrow night.
- You're coming?
- I'm driving you there, silly.
- Yeah, I know, but--
- I want to be standing there,
cheering you on from the touch line.
That is the right word, isn't it, touch line?
- Sideline.
- Do you not want me there?
- No, yeah, of course I do.
Of course I do.
What are you gonna wear?
- What do you mean?
(doorbell rings)
Oh, good.
- Sorry to bother you.
- Never a bother, Jack, you know that.
- How you doing?
- Getting by, in my own way.
- Good.
It was a nice service, Jim would've liked it.
- Oh, he'd have hated it.
He never was keen on being the center of attention.
Would you like to come in?
I've just buttered up some crumpets.
- No, I can't stop.
Actually I'm just here about the house.
- Oh, you're moving back?
- Ah, no, but I am renting it.
- To yourself?
- Well, that's certainly one possibility, Bianca,
but a more practical one might be to someone else?
- Oh.
- And seeing as you've already got the keys,
I wonder if I could send prospective tenants your way.
I think the place would shift a lot quicker
with a glamorous tour guide.
- (giggles) Well, I'm not sure about that!
No, seriously though, Jack,
I wish you'd reconsider moving back.
We all really miss you round here.
(gentle music)
- Where are me keys, have you seen them?
- Probably where you left them.
- Brilliant, why didn't I think of that?
- We should all get T-shirts made!
- We are not having T-shirts made.
- Well, paint on some old ones then.
You've got lots of old clothes, haven't you, Lisa?
- Excuse me?
- [Barry] Here, hold that a sec, love?
- [Dan] Well, they're not where I left them,
which means you must have moved them.
- What is that gorgeous smell?
- That'll be your full English.
- Landed on your feet with this one, eh, Barry?
- Don't I know it?
Hold it straight, love, you're tilting it.
- I mean, I bought this little box to put our keys in
and you, oh, here they are.
They were in the box. (laughs)
- I'm going to work.
- [Announcer] I was there back in the day,
and I can say, hand on heart.
(gentle music)
- Quite the wordsmith, your Barry, eh, Sue?
- Regular Pam Ayres.
- You can come if you like.
- Yeah, help boost the numbers.
- Not expecting much of a turn-out then?
- Yes, we are.
- Right, I'm off, you gonna be okay?
- Yeah, can I have a quick word, actually?
- If we build it, they will come.
- Lisa is cool with all this, isn't she?
Only I know what it's like, couples needing space.
Last thing you want is the in-laws
living in your pocket, right?
- Do you want your undies doing, I'm putting the wash on.
- I'm fine, ta, Sue.
- You sure, I'm doing Lisa's.
- No, fine.
Trust me, Lisa's in no position to comment.
Anyway, it's Mum you should be worrying about.
- She didn't seem thrilled, did she?
Hey, she's not seeing anyone, is she?
- I don't know.
- No, you always were awkward talking
to your mother about sex, weren't you?
Not like with me.
I was always happy to give you a few tips
when you brought your latest one home, wasn't I?
- Yes, often while they were still sitting there.
- Yeah. (laughs)
- Seriously, repressed childhood traumas aside,
it is nice having you around again.
I've missed you.
- Thanks, son.
Same here.
And I've changed.
Things are gonna be different this time.
Listen, you couldn't sub us a 20 could you?
Just till I'm back on me feet?
- Morning, morning, morning.
- Morning.
Oh, Denise, your top.
- Top of what?
Oh, God!
This keeps happening.
How long's it been like that?
- All morning.
- What, you saw it?
- Yeah.
- I spent 10 minutes talking to that bloke in reception.
- (laughs) I know.
- Here you are, love.
Talking of right tits.
- Morning, team!
Shelley, I need a quick word if you don't mind.
- What?
- Nothing.
Can you dig out an HR form?
- Yes.
Anything else?
- No, no.
- HR form?
Do you think we're getting a new staff member?
- What, with the crack team we've already got?
- [Sue] Look who's here.
- What do you think you're playing at?
- Sue made us eggy bread.
- Why are you here?
- They didn't have a telly upstairs.
- She's left you, hasn't she?
Babs.
What was the problem?
Stopped importing Viagra to Costa-Del-Stud, did they?
- Right.
Barry, time to make a move.
- Okey-doke.
Laters, kids. - Bye.
- You're beautiful when you're angry, do you know that?
You are angry, aren't you?
It's kind of hard to tell,
'cause you're also beautiful when you're not.
- You've got some fucking nerve.
After everything you've done you think
you can just rock back up here
and start with that silver tongue of yours?
- Well, my silver tongue's missed you.
Have you missed me?
- About as much as I miss the menopause.
- How did that work out, by the way?
It was just kicking in when I left, wasn't it?
- You think you're funny?
- Well, you used to think I was.
- No, I thought you were a joke.
Only now you're a joke with no home
and no Babs and no future.
Back here, sponging off your own son.
- Well, that's me covered.
And how have you been?
- A lot better without you.
- Can I have me eggy bread back?
Admit it, you missed me!
(both laughing)
- Kim sent it, I don't know where she gets them all from.
- Obviously got too much time on her hands, hasn't she?
- Ah good, you're here, come on through.
You too, Shelley.
(somber music)
- It's really working then, this business.
- Mate, you have no idea.
Started off with the old crew,
hardly any of them had work after the layoffs.
Now I got people queuing up to get on me books.
I fix 'em up with the contracts,
they do the graft, I get the commission.
Dunno why I never thought of it before.
Same again?
- No, no, you got the last one.
Oh, I gave me Dad me last 20.
- You know, could always do with a few plumbers on the rota,
if you need the work.
I'm just saying.
Here.
My card.
- Ah, thanks, Greg.
I do have your number, you know.
- Yeah, it's good though, isn't it?
- Well, go on then, Duncan Bannatyne, same again, yes.
(gentle music)
- Wonder why Jack's here.
He's nice though, isn't he?
I've always liked him.
- Is he, suppose so.
- Does he know you've got a baby?
In fact, where have all your pictures of it gone?
- You made me take them down.
You said if you wanted to come to work
and see other peoples', what was it, Lisa?
- Sexual waste products.
- Yeah, that.
You'd have got a job at.
- At that dry cleaners on Fairfield.
Yeah, I know, that was a joke.
Stick 'em up!
Brighten the place no end, they do.
- Really?
Okay!
(gentle music)
- This is the best spot.
They'll see us from the road then.
Honk us to show support.
Takes me back, all this.
Remember you and me, marching down Piccadilly Plaza?
- 40 years ago, and that was ban the bomb,
not save the ice rink.
- It worked though, didn't it?
- (laughs) I'm not sure you and I can claim
all the credit for nuclear disarmament.
Barry, sometimes things just change.
Only 'cause nobody stands up for stuff anymore.
But not me and you, kid.
(gentle music)
- Right, everybody, thank you.
Jack here has kindly agreed to join us
on a financial consultancy basis,
mostly working from his own place,
but I think we can expect to see him
pop in from time to time.
We're just one big happy family.
- That's nice.
It's gonna be like my second home.
- Good.
Denise, would you like to give him a quick tour?
- I'll do it.
- Okay, thank you.
Right, I will see you for that drink later then?
- Looking forward to it.
- I had no idea.
- You could've stopped it!
- How?
What was I supposed to tell him?
Sorry, you can't hire Jack,
he tried it on with me best mate once.
- No, you make something up, don't you?
- Like what?
- Like I dunno, he's an arsonist.
- He doesn't look like an arsonist.
- Oh, what does an arsonist look like then?
- Come on, it's not that bad, is it?
I mean, he apologized, to you and to Dan.
- Yeah, he did, yeah.
- Well, there you go.
How you getting on with the new lodger?
- Oh, God, don't ask.
- Well, if you fancy an escape,
I'm at a bit of a loose end tonight,
and me and you haven't done out for ages, have we?
- Do you know what I don't get?
Why did Fergus approach him?
How did he know that he was looking for work?
- Yeah, mm, that might have had
something to do with me, actually.
- What?
- Jim's funeral, he gave me his card to pass on to Fergus.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know he was going to give him a job, did I?
- What else would he do with his card, Shelley?
Make a paper airplane out of it?
- Kind of in poor taste.
- Jesus!
Hang on, that means he actually wanted to come here?
- Yeah, I suppose so.
Lisa, Lise.
Are we still on for tonight, then?
(gentle music)
- Lisa?
Jack was around this morning,
about next door.
- He's not moving back, is he?
- No.
He's after renting it.
Got me acting as official housing manageress. (laughs)
- Oh.
You're showing people round?
- Yes.
Oh, don't worry.
I'll make sure I get a nice one.
You've got to be careful, haven't you?
- Haven't you just.
- Reason I grabbed you.
I need to ask you some advice.
Fashion advice.
- You wanted to ask me fashion advice?
- I'm after something a little bit more conservative,
and you're always dressed so smart.
- Am I?
Oh, thank you.
- Actually, I was wondering if there's anything of yours
I could have a lend of?
- Well, I could--
- Not any of your everyday stuff obviously,
but you must have a couple of nice frocks
from back when you used to go out.
- Back when I?
I'm sure I could dig something out.
- Thanks, bye!
- No deal. - No deal.
- [Contestant] No deal.
- Has that helped?
- [Voice On TV] Yes, makes you think.
- Where's the dinner me mum left?
- Was it on a pink plate?
- Yeah.
- With cling film round?
- Yeah, pink plate, cling film,
and a piece of paper saying Lisa.
- I thought that said tuna.
- It was shepherds pie!
- Yeah, I did think that was a bit strange at the time.
- Deal, deal!
Greedy bastard.
What?
- You all right there, are you?
Not hungry or anything?
I'm fine, ta.
I'll have a brew if there's one going, though.
- Christ almighty, I swear the birds
didn't look like that when I was their age.
I'll tell you what, if I was 10 years younger,
or three more pints in.
- Happily married man like you?
Can I ask you something, personal?
- Six inches on the flop, why? (laughs)
- You and Denise.
That must be hard, seeing her every day like that.
- I made a mistake.
I'm human.
But I'm done, there's no feelings there.
It's not her I mind seeing.
- The photos.
Yeah, that's a good looking kid.
- Of course it is, apparently.
Pictures are all I've seen.
She won't let me within 10 foot of him.
Like somehow it's all my fault.
She's the one who couldn't be bothered
taking a simple little pill every day.
- Some people only think of themselves, don't they?
- I know, right?
- Tell you what, I've got a mate who's a lawyer.
- I didn't really come down for a reading.
Not sure I buy into all this stuff, it's.
- You're about to embark on a new sexual journey.
- Really?
- The true love of your life will appear to you in pink.
- Pink?
Well there you go, what did I tell you?
That whole metrosexual thing is not for me,
I want a man to be a man.
I wouldn't look twice at a bloke in pink.
Well, go on then, turn over the next one.
- I got you a drink.
- Cheers.
- Are you annoyed with me about something?
- What makes you think that?
- Well, me first clue was when
you bit me head off downstairs.
And, to be fair, the second is the way
you've just inhaled that 12%-proof chardonnay.
- Look, I'm sorry.
I've just had a really shit a day at work, that's all.
- Why, what's happened?
- Okay.
Now I don't want you to.
- [Dan] Dad!
- Charlie!
- Oh, sorry.
Why are you two sat here with the lights off?
Never mind, your business.
I'll nip in your en suite, yeah?
I'll wipe round after.
- All right, I'll talk to him,
find out what he's planning on doing.
- Yeah, thanks, Dan.
- Now, you were saying something about work?
- Doesn't matter.
It'll be fine.
Just one of them days.
(gentle music)
- [Sue] Yoo-hoo, it's only us.
- Hello, it's the Horlicks popular front.
- Morning, gang.
- Big day today, eh, Baz?
* I predict a riot
* I predict a riot
* Do-do, do-do-do-do
- I predict rain, we're going back for our macs.
- Hey, what's all this?
- It's for the protest.
Packed lunch.
- I told her, we're supposed to be sticking it to the man,
not having a picnic.
Come on then, we don't want to be the last there.
See you later, Nigel Slaters.
- In a whiles, Nobby Stiles.
- I better get off meself.
You two have a good day.
- Hey!
You were right, you know.
- Yeah, course I was.
Right about what?
- Reckon we both need one of them cuddly nights
on the sofa, don't you?
- What about?
- I'll talk to him, he'll be more than happy
to make himself scarce for the evening.
I'll give him 20 pence to go the pictures or something.
So hurry home.
And I hope work's a bit better today.
(gentle music)
- [Gary] I'm off!
- Don't be late back,
I want you getting something to eat
before we head to the match.
- [Gary] Yeah, yeah.
- Dad, I was wondering whether...
Are you washing up?
- Needn't sound so surprised.
It is the 20th century, you know.
I'm very enlightened, me.
Just 'cause you leave poor Lisa
to do all the household chores.
- Actually I'd be more surprised if she was doing it.
And it's the 21st century, by the way.
- Not in here, son, not in here.
Do you want to dry?
You know, your mum came round yesterday when you were out.
- Oh, God, I daren't ask.
- She stuck a piece of eggy bread on me head. (laughs)
- Okay, well, I've seen her do worse.
- Me too, think she's softening.
(Dan laughs)
How was she, you know, after I--
- Hurt, Dad.
She was hurt, what can I say?
- I will make it right.
I should offer to take her out somewhere.
Just to talk, I mean, you know, nothing else.
Well, not unless she's up for--
- Whoa.
Sharing again, Dad.
But you're right, you should take her out.
You should take her out tonight.
- Tonight?
- No time like the present.
Even for someone who still thinks it's the 20th century.
- Right, I will.
Thing is, though.
- I'll lend you the money.
- Cheers, son.
(gentle music)
- [Lisa] Are you wearing perfume?
- Hmm?
(phone chimes)
- Morning, ladies.
- Hiya.
- What do you think you're playing at, coming here?
- It was a great offer.
Only an idiot turns down a good thing.
- Don't give me that.
- Why else would I be here?
- Because--
- Because, what?
Because of you? (laughs)
That ship has long sailed,
at least it did from where I'm standing.
Perhaps you think differently?
- What the hell is that supposed to mean?
- It means you're the one doing all the whispering.
(gentle music)
- [Presenter] We were talking before,
these are special scissors,
aren't they? - Yes,
they're dressmaking scissors,
soft-handled. - Right.
(knocking) Left and right-handed
people can use them.
- [Presenter] Oh, that's good.
- [Presenter] So it's nice and easy,
'cause I'm left-handed,
so if I can use them, anybody can.
- [Presenter] Right.
(knocking)
- Oh, for.
Could you be more of a cliche?
- I didn't buy them.
There was a load of them stuck to that lamppost over there,
seemed a bit of a waste.
- Okay, everyone, you'll be pleased to hear
that we have spent the morning going through the accounts,
And, thanks to Jack's genius number-crunching superpowers,
we have managed to shave at least 20% off
the predicted outgoings for the next quarter.
(receptionist clapping)
Yeah, anyway, so seeing as though we've got
all this extra cash to chuck about
I thought it might be a nice idea
to spend a little bit on a works night out.
Bit of celebration tonight, what do you say?
- I can't go.
- Oh for, I don't have to go if you're that bothered.
- Haven't got a babysitter, actually.
Not everything's about you.
- Well, I'll be there.
- I can't go, Shelley.
- Why not?
Is this to do with me?
- I can go.
- Why would it be because of you?
- I don't know, that's why I'm asking.
- I tell you what, Denise, I'll babysit, how's that?
Oh no, wait, I can't, can I?
- No, you can't.
- So why exactly can't you go, Lisa?
- I'm just busy, okay?
- Busy doing what?
- I can go.
- Does it matter?
I'm just busy.
- How's about this then?
Neither of us go and it's all your fault.
- Fine. - Fine.
- Fine.
I mean, fine I can't go.
Sorry.
- So who's going?
- Do you know what?
It was just a nice idea, that's all.
I canceled a sodding manicure for this.
So just, come if you wanna come,
don't if you don't, whatever.
- What time we meeting?
(gentle music)
- Mind if I open the curtains?
- No!
I've got a headache.
- Used to get a lot of them I recall.
- Had one for 30 years.
Managed to shift it, though.
- What, and now its back?
- Yeah, funny that, isn't it?
- Look, I'm not saying we just
pick up where we left off.
- I'll bet you're not.
Since we left off with you being dragged out the country
by a top-heavy coffin snatcher,
one hand on your cock, the other in our savings account.
(metal clanging)
- It wasn't like that.
Weren't we happy?
- We spent 3/4 of our time fighting.
- Oh, but that other 15%, Pauline.
That other 15%.
- Hurry up and finish your tea.
"Cash In The Attic's" on in a minute.
- Never too late to start again.
Look at me, I am.
I'm back and a whole new adventure awaits.
I've got plans.
It won't be like before.
- Plans?
Let me guess, gonna get the band back together.
- Maybe.
- You've been harping on that one since 1978.
Always living for yesterday.
You were never even any good.
- We had a top 40 hit.
- You did not, you peaked at 52.
On stage and off.
- We were 33 in New Zealand.
- Yeah well, you would be, wouldn't ya?
Perfect music to shag sheep to.
- I wrote that song for you, you know?
- "Easy Lady"?
- Stevie picked the title.
Do you remember when we first heard it on the radio?
- Yeah.
- We were in the van, just you and me.
Pulled over, opened all the doors,
danced together on the side of the road.
Didn't even notice the rain.
- Spent the next two days in bed with the flu.
- Best two days of me life.
Now, I don't expect out-and-out forgiveness.
I know I don't deserve it.
Just want the chance to try.
We were good together, once.
Tell me we weren't.
I made a mistake.
- So did I.
Seven years ago I really wanted
to cut your bollocks off, and I didn't.
There.
(Charlie groans)
And just for the record, I've already started again,
thank you very much.
(Charlie laughs)
- [Charlie] Ah, that took me back.
(gentle music)
- I just don't understand it.
You'd think Peter would've turned up at least.
- He's got that thing, with his foot.
- Yeah, but they give you special shoes for that.
- Oi, shift it, will you?
I've got to get in there.
- Why?
- Clearing out offices.
What you doing?
- It's a protest.
- It's not much of one, is it?
- Come on, Barry, it's over.
We did everything we could.
(upbeat music)
Barry?
- Hello, what you doing here?
- I was just over the road, figured you'd be clocking off.
Thought you might fancy going out for a bit.
Couple of drinks, girlie catch-up?
- Pillow fights, ghost stories?
- Aw, I'd love to.
Me and Dan have got a bit of a night planned, though.
(phone rings)
- Oh.
- Ooh, speak of the devil.
Hello.
- What are you wearing?
I've got the whole evening planned out.
Candlelit meal in the kitchen,
glass of wine in the lounge.
Then off to the bedroom,
you and that silky little number from Christmas,
me and my, Dad?
- Ugh.
- All right?
- I thought you were gonna talk to him.
- [Dan] I did talk to him!
- Nah, forget it.
- [Dan] Look, hang on a minute.
- I'm gonna be late.
- [Dan] What do you mean?
- I'm going out with Kim. - What?
Hey, Lisa!
(gentle music)
- Come on, Barry, you've made your point.
Come on, get up.
Think of your back.
- Me back's fine.
- Barry, I have not just spent
500 pounds on an orthopedic mattress
for you to take 40 winks on a piece of tarmac.
You'll be no good at all tomorrow.
(horn blares)
- I need this, Sue.
I need to know I can make one last defiant stand
against time before I give in
and roll on into old age altogether.
(horn honking)
- I don't think you'll ever do that.
I should have seen it,
this was never about saving the ice rink, was it?
- Oi!
I'm done messing about here now,
if you don't get that senile old coot--
- Hey, what did you just say?
- I called him a senile old coot.
(Sue giggles)
(gentle music)
- Guess it's just us then? (chuckles)
- You looking at the album again?
- Goodness!
Is it time already?
Where does the day go?
- Oh, you're okay, a bit early.
I've never seen him look happier
than he does in these photos.
- Right come on, you, we'd best shake a leg.
How do I look?
- Like a librarian.
- Is that good?
- Is it ever good to look like a librarian?
- Not really.
- I know what you're trying to do,
but these days, whenever I play,
I like to think it's for Dad.
And this, this is Dad's Bianca.
This is who I want on the touch line.
- Sideline. (laughs)
- Just testing you.
Go on, we've still got five minutes.
- Are you sure I won't embarrass you?
- Of course you will!
Just like Mum when she drove me to my first date.
"Round the corner," I said, but no, right out front.
And she insisted on a goodbye kiss.
Embarrassing kids is all part of being a mum.
You all do it.
Oh. (laughs)
- I won't go too colorful, I promise.
- I thought at least Lisa would show.
- Yeah, I can't help thinking
that might in some way be my fault.
She told you then, about what happened?
- You kissed her.
- Technically she kissed me, but let's not split hairs.
- She kissed you?
Oh, totally unprovoked, I bet, as well?
- Yeah, it does happen from time to time.
- [Shelley] Yeah, right.
(upbeat music) (Lisa laughing)
- He's got a bit of a crush?
- Oh, it was a nightmare
and I was leathered as well, as usual.
(doorbell buzzes) Had a lovely time though.
What's this?
- We're having a drink, aren't we?
Come on.
- It's me she's fucked off with at the moment, not you.
That's why she's not here, that's why she's out somewhere
with her new best bosom buddy instead.
- Why, what have you done?
- Yes, thank you!
That's what I wanna know, what have I done?
I mean, it's not like I tried to kiss her, is it?
I mean, there was last New Year's Eve but we were.
- You were very what?
Jesus, don't stop there, it was just getting good!
Sure.
(upbeat dance music)
- Oh, my God.
I've been past that door, like, a hundred times.
I never knew this was here, I thought it was a sex shop.
- Hi, Tony, you all right?
It's just me and a guest.
- Good to see you, Kimberly.
Nice table up top.
Take your jackets?
- Oh, thank you.
- [Kimberly] Thanks.
- Would your guest like to see the drinks list?
- No, I think we'll both go for a fireman's lift, please.
You'll like it.
- You know what?
I think I will. (laughs)
(phone ringing)
- [Charlie] Not got any beers in?
- No, sorry.
- I'll pick some up if you like.
Still got that money--
- Yeah, okay, I don't know.
If you want.
- Back in a bit.
- Apparently so.
(phone rings)
Lisa?
- [Sue] No, love it's me.
I've been trying to reach her.
Not there then?
- No, she's out.
Somewhere.
- [Sue] Oh, dear.
Well, are you busy?
- I mean, I'm 36 years old and I've got
like four friends to show for it.
One of them's claiming their pension,
the other one's not even talking to me.
Where have I gone wrong, Jack?
- Five friends.
Unless I don't count.
- No, you count.
- There you go, things are looking up already.
Stop focusing on the negative,
and think about all your good qualities.
- Why don't you tell me about all my good qualities?
- You're intelligent, funny, successful.
- Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Get to the one that I want to hear, please.
- You're beautiful.
- That's the one!
- Told you it happens, didn't I?
- I should go.
- See you tomorrow.
(gentle music)
- Thanks for picking us up, Dan.
- Hey!
* I fought the law and the law won *
* I fought the law and the
- Hey, come on.
Thank you.
- [Barry] All right, cop.
(baby crying)
- What's wrong with him?
- No!
- He's crying!
- Because he was asleep and you woke him up.
What do you want?
- To see my son.
- I've already said no.
Just go away.
- I've applied for a contact order.
- You what?
- From now on all access will be determined
by an impartial representative,
subject to a full background check.
- What are you going on about?
- You can no longer legally keep me from my boy.
- Well, we'll see what your wife's
got to say about it then, won't we?
- Go ahead.
Got her on speed dial, hashtag three.
I've already told her.
Everything.
And guess what?
She forgave me.
You can expect a letter from my solicitor.
(baby crying)
- [Barry] They put us in handcuffs and everything,
didn't they, love?
- Yes.
- And we had to share a cell with one of these hoodies.
What was his name was again?
- Damage.
- That were it, he were a lovely lad.
I think he were from Leeds.
Oh, but Dan, you should've seen us,
they practically had to drag us off.
- You do know, don't you, Barry,
that they're still gonna close the ice rink.
- Ah, we're not picking our tombstones just yet, my flower.
Oh no, there's plenty of other adventures out there for us.
- Dan, where did you say Lisa was?
- I have never been to a place like this in my life.
I mean, its just so, I mean, isn't it?
- [Kimberly] Yeah, it's very so.
I'm glad you're having a nice time.
- Are you kidding?
It's amazing, I can't thank you enough.
I'll order another couple of those cocktails, eh?
- Yeah, I'll be out in a minute.
(gentle music)
- Look out!
Oh, do it!
- [Supporter] Come on, that's it!
Get it, yes!
(whistle chirping) (Bianca cheering)
* I've made a change again
* I'll change the way things end *
(Shelley crying) * Don't leave me
* In a trance
* Simply now we can still go
* We can still go
* I've made a change again
* I'll change the way things end *
(doorbell rings) * Don't leave me
* In a trance
* Simply now we can still go (baby whimpering)
* We can still go
(upbeat music)
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