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I haven'’t got a job to go to..
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No.
You haven'’t.
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So get yourself back in here.
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No.
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Being unemployed is no excuse
to lounge around all morning.
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Can do more in a bed
than lounge you know?
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It'’s not an excuse
for frivolous sex either.
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EVERYTHING is an excuse
for frivolous sex.
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Knobhead.
...
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Suppose it wasn'’t?
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Wasn'’t what?
Frivolous.
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What I said the other day?
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You and me Not...
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the patter of tiny feet?
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Dan, can we talk
about this later?
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It wasn'’t practical before,
with us both working.
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But now that you'’ve got time
on your hands...
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?
Time on my hands?
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Dan, when you'’ve got time
on your hands
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you defrost the fridge
or wash the curtains.
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You don'’t pop out babies
willy-nilly!
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When did you last wash
the curtains?
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Nothing!
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Good morning sunshine!
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Honestly Gary - standing around
half naked like that.
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What if our new neighbours
are watching?
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I'’ve got nothing to hide.
Don'’t be crude.
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Speaking of our new neighbors...
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Was thinking
of asking her out...
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?
Who?
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Ella.
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Oh...
...
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Isn'’t she a lot older than you?
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Only seven months.
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You and Dad were hardly
the same age.
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That was completely different!
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Why?
...
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Because me and Jim...
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Your father and I...
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...
Because it just was!
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Now drink your tea
before it gets cold.
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Hiya Fergus.
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He'’s with me Mum - why?
I can'’t.
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I'’m just going out.
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Err...
Nowhere.
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Okay, but you better
make it quick.
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See you in a bit.
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I mean, girls mature a lot
faster than boys don'’t they?
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Yeah...
By about forty years.
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And they'’d make a lovely
looking couple.
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The Posh and Becks of the close!
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It'’s just I am a bit worried.
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I don'’t think our Gary'’s
had a girlfriend before.
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And I mean what if they
do go out together...
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and it doesn'’t work out?
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And then she breaks his heart?
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It'’s just a date Bianca.
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It'’s not Wuthering Heights.
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Anyway, for all you know
she might not want
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to go out with him.
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What'’s that supposed to mean?
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Why wouldn'’t she want
to go out with him?
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He'’s a semi-professional
footballer...
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Practically...
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And he'’s got a lot taller
lately.
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Any girl would be lucky
to have him.
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Well what'’s the problem then?
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Dan!
You'’re a man aren'’t you?
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Is that a trick question?
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Do you think it'’s okay
for a younger man
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to go out
with an older woman?
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Absolutely.
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Really?
A hundred percent.
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And anyway, you look really good
for your age Bianca.
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Err...
Think I better head off.
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Yeah...
Good idea.
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Don'’t forget to take your foot
out your mouth before you go.
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The jobs paper?
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...
Thought we were erm...
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you know?
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...
Assessing our options?
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Hence the jobs paper.
...
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Mind you, The Dog &
Dart'’s hiring.
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Part time.
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Part time would be perfect.
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We'’ll talk about it later Dan.
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I'’m meeting Greg there later,
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could pop your CV in
for you if...
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I'’ll be off then.
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Part time bar staff?
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Standing round in a low-cut top
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whilst pissed up bloke'’s
ogle you.
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Reckon I can aim
a bit higher than that.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Denise, thanks for coming.
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You look good.
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Actually...
You really do.
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Needn'’t sound so surprised!
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Sorry...
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Are you going somewhere?
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No...
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Just Shopping.
I can'’t stop long.
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No, no, absolutely.
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What happened at Reconnect
came as a shock to all of us.
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But, as a great man once said,
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"A closing door
is not a problem,
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unless you are on
the wrong side of it."
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I like to see what happ...
Are you reading this off cards?
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No...
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Alright, yes.
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Look Denise, the reason
I'’ve asked you here is...
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...
I'’ve decided to form
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my own company.
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Oh.
That'’s nice.
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It'’ll be like reconnect,
only better.
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Because it'’ll be mine
- ground up -
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I won'’t have to answer
to anybody.
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I'’ve still kept all my contacts.
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Plus I'’ve squirreled away
the odd penny,
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not a massive amount
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but certainly enough
to get us started.
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...
Us?
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I can'’t do it alone.
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Got to play to your strengths
in the business game.
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And yes I am good a charming
the investors
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and keep things
moving indefinitely
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on an upwardly fiscal arc...
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But it takes more than that,
doesn'’t it?
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It takes someone like you!
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I saw you out there,
on the front line
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- you were the glue that held
that whole team together.
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Denise.
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I want you on my right hand.
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So to speak.
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I don'’t think me working for you
is a good idea anymore.
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But you wouldn'’t be working
for me!
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We'’d be partners.
Equal partners.
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Your own business card.
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With your name on
and everything.
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I had them made this morning.
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It says,
Managing Director see?
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I'’m sorry Fergus.
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But to be honest, I'’m kind
of glad to be out of all that.
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Don'’t even know why I stayed
as long as I did.
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Only came in to temp
for a few weeks...
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I think I'’m ready
for something new.
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Like what?
I really have to go.
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But I'’ll see you tomorrow
won'’t I?
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You'’re coming round for Josh?
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You'’ll be fine.
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You don'’t need me, you'’ll make
a success of it all by yourself.
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You always do.
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Not really.
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Why are you asking?
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Just making conversation.
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Pretty weird conversation.
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No, never appealed.
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I mean, what use are they?
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Suppose they'’re handy
once they'’re old enough
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to go down the shops for you.
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I reckon there'’s a bit more
to having kids than that.
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Yeah?
Like what?
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Like...
I dunno...
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Who'’s gonna take care of you
when you'’re old and grey?
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Easy...
My eighth wife.
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Eighth?
Yeah.
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She'’ll only be in her
mid-twenties.
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Plus she'’ll get me
free holidays.
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Free holidays?
Course.
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She'’ll be a flight attendant.
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Glad you'’ve got it
all worked out mate.
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You told Amber about this
eighth wife of yours have you?
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Na, no point worrying her.
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She'’s not even been born yet.
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Things going well with you two,
are they?
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Alright, yeah...
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Sorry?
Did you want details?
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Noooo.
Cos I'’ll give you them.
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I'’m fine ta.
...
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A what diploma?
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...
Well technically I haven'’t
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but I did use computers
at my last place of work
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and I know my way
around a...
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...
Sorry?
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Which what?
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Which operating system?
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Um...
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Well you know...
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The big one,
the one they all use.
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With the little icons
and that...
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Finding everything
alright are you?
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Not got any hummus?
Hummus?
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Had a free sample of it
at Tesco'’s last week.
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Been on about it ever since.
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Don'’t remember what life
was like before it.
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Sorry.
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I'’ll be sure to get some in next
time you'’re on the scrounge.
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Cheers love.
Oh...
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Hello!
We'’re off looking at...
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dresses...
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for the...
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Wedding?
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Don'’t suppose you fancy
a look out with us?
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It'’s gonna be awful.
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Well you'’re certainly
selling it.
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Anyway, summit to do
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- now you'’ve got
all this time on your hands.
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Hey!
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Hello?
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Can we meet Lisa, I have got
a proposal for you...
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What sort of proposal?
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A business proposal.
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I think you'’ll find
I got the last one.
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I got the last one.
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What - can - I - get - you?
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You took the job?
He'’s giving me a trial.
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I'’m starting tomorrow night.
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I reckon this is just
what I needed.
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Something to really sink
my teeth into.
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I feel proper at home already...
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Oh!
It just came out.
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I barely touched it!
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Reckon that means
the occasional free drink?
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Certainly not!
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I'’m on a trial!
Shame on you for asking!
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Gotta go.
Amber?
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You after those details again?
Noooo.
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Cos I could ring you
afters Noooo.
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See you later.
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Lisa didn'’t fancy it then?
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I don'’t think this is
really for her.
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She was after something
more full-time.
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She said that?
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She rang round a few places
for interviews.
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Hey, I wouldn'’t
mention it though.
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It didn'’t go too well.
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Reckon I might surprise
her tonight, little treat
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- cheer her up.
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Grab us one of those champ...
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Erm...
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sparkling wine bottles will you?
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I best not.
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Haven'’t read the health
and safety guidelines yet.
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I'’ll go and get someone for you.
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God I need a drink.
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Rough morning?
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Wedding.
Absolute waste of time.
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Give them two weeks, tops.
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Bianca?
What are you...
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?
Are you working here now?
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Starting tomorrow night.
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Well that'’s the most
wonderful news!
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The occasional free drink eh?
...
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What?
What?
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Who was it?
259
00:11:37,399 --> 00:11:40,489
Package for Dan and Lisa.
260
00:11:40,489 --> 00:11:43,319
Oh why don'’t you get someone
in to do that?
261
00:11:43,318 --> 00:11:45,278
Cos you wanted me
to do it straight away.
262
00:11:45,277 --> 00:11:47,057
Try not to
electrocute yourself...
263
00:11:47,061 --> 00:11:48,241
I'’d have to get another husband.
264
00:11:48,236 --> 00:11:51,496
It'’d be very inconvenient.
265
00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,510
It'’s from Spain look.
266
00:11:53,502 --> 00:11:56,372
Didn'’t they say her Mum and Dad
lived out there?
267
00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:58,815
Wonder what it is.
268
00:11:58,812 --> 00:11:59,942
Sounds like bottles.
269
00:11:59,944 --> 00:12:01,294
Why don'’t you open it
and have a look?
270
00:12:01,293 --> 00:12:04,593
Should I?
271
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,820
Stupid thing.
272
00:12:07,821 --> 00:12:09,351
We should have them over
for dinner.
273
00:12:09,344 --> 00:12:10,514
Who?
274
00:12:10,519 --> 00:12:12,309
Dan and Lisa.
What for?
275
00:12:12,304 --> 00:12:13,914
We just had a party
the other day.
276
00:12:13,914 --> 00:12:14,784
Yeah.
That was a party.
277
00:12:14,784 --> 00:12:16,784
This is a dinner.
278
00:12:16,786 --> 00:12:18,136
Never hurts to make friends
with a couple
279
00:12:18,136 --> 00:12:19,486
who know people in Spain.
280
00:12:19,485 --> 00:12:21,055
We know people in Spain.
Yes.
281
00:12:21,052 --> 00:12:22,702
But they know normal people.
282
00:12:22,705 --> 00:12:25,925
As in people not currently
fighting extradition.
283
00:12:25,926 --> 00:12:27,096
So that'’s settled.
284
00:12:27,101 --> 00:12:28,581
Dinner tomorrow night.
285
00:12:36,719 --> 00:12:38,119
Bloody idiot!
286
00:12:38,112 --> 00:12:40,982
Oh you'’re full of the joys
aren'’t you?
287
00:12:40,985 --> 00:12:42,335
Better not be like this
tomorrow night.
288
00:12:42,334 --> 00:12:51,514
Best behavior.
A closing door is only a problem
289
00:12:51,517 --> 00:12:54,387
if you are
on the wrong side of it.
290
00:12:54,389 --> 00:12:55,739
And I see what happened...
291
00:12:55,738 --> 00:12:57,438
Are you reading off cards?
292
00:12:57,436 --> 00:13:00,526
Oh for...
Alright, you know what?
293
00:13:00,526 --> 00:13:01,966
I'’m not going to beat
around the bush anymore.
294
00:13:01,962 --> 00:13:03,352
I'’m just going to get
straight to the point.
295
00:13:03,355 --> 00:13:04,785
You know me Lisa;
296
00:13:04,791 --> 00:13:06,321
I'’ve never used four words
when I can use three.
297
00:13:06,314 --> 00:13:08,144
Got a couple of words
I might use myself
298
00:13:08,142 --> 00:13:09,272
if you don'’t tell me
what I'’m doing here.
299
00:13:09,274 --> 00:13:10,534
I'’m starting up a new company.
300
00:13:10,536 --> 00:13:12,716
Like Reconnect, only better.
301
00:13:12,712 --> 00:13:15,582
The wheels are already in motion
Lisa, and I want you onboard.
302
00:13:15,584 --> 00:13:16,884
Sorry?
303
00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:18,330
It'’s tough out there
on the job market today
304
00:13:18,326 --> 00:13:20,416
- particularly at your age.
At my age!
305
00:13:20,415 --> 00:13:21,455
You are not exactly
a spring chicken...
306
00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:23,990
Equal partners.
307
00:13:23,984 --> 00:13:26,114
Equal partners.
308
00:13:26,117 --> 00:13:27,947
I didn'’t have my eyes closed
all those years you know?
309
00:13:27,945 --> 00:13:30,855
I saw you out there,
on the front line
310
00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:33,870
- you were the glue that held
that whole team together.
311
00:13:33,863 --> 00:13:35,603
Well...
I wouldn'’t say the whole team...
312
00:13:35,604 --> 00:13:38,084
but I certainly played my part.
313
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,475
I kept things ticking over...
314
00:13:39,478 --> 00:13:40,958
Lisa.
315
00:13:43,525 --> 00:13:46,915
You were my first
and only choice.
316
00:13:49,879 --> 00:13:51,539
"Lisa Johnson"...
317
00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:53,013
"MD"?
318
00:13:57,887 --> 00:14:04,092
Thanks for the lift.
319
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,093
No worries Gary.
320
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,875
So I'’ll see you tomorrow?
321
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,750
Yep, you will.
322
00:14:09,751 --> 00:14:13,721
Cool.
What'’s tomorrow?
323
00:14:13,712 --> 00:14:17,322
Saturday.
You take that one, and that one.
324
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,234
Oh!
Lisa!
325
00:14:19,239 --> 00:14:20,109
What you doing tomorrow night?
326
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,719
You and Dan?
327
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,070
Nothing I don'’t think.
Yes you are.
328
00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:24,549
You'’re coming to ours
for dinner.
329
00:14:24,549 --> 00:14:25,859
Oh.
Thank you very much.
330
00:14:25,854 --> 00:14:27,374
I am celebrating, after all
.
331
00:14:27,377 --> 00:14:29,077
Celebrating?
Got a new job.
332
00:14:29,075 --> 00:14:30,685
Oooh.
333
00:14:30,685 --> 00:14:31,775
I'’ve read about those,
what are they like?
334
00:14:31,773 --> 00:14:33,863
Yeah...
I mean it'’s nothing special.
335
00:14:33,862 --> 00:14:36,032
Just a little start up company
that I'’m going to be
336
00:14:36,038 --> 00:14:37,088
Co-Managing director of
- that'’s all.
337
00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:38,563
Oh my God!
338
00:14:38,563 --> 00:14:39,733
That'’s DEFINITELY
worth celebrating.
339
00:14:39,738 --> 00:14:41,568
Well congratulations.
Mum!
340
00:14:41,566 --> 00:14:43,216
Door!
Teenagers.
341
00:14:43,219 --> 00:14:45,309
They never do anything
for themselves do they?
342
00:14:48,311 --> 00:15:02,501
Alright What you doing?
343
00:15:07,635 --> 00:15:11,375
I'’m practicing making cocktails!
344
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,818
That'’s a Flamingo -
that'’s a Winters Kiss
345
00:15:13,815 --> 00:15:16,995
- and that'’s a Fireman'’s Lift.
346
00:15:16,992 --> 00:15:20,732
Why?
Because...
347
00:15:20,735 --> 00:15:23,645
Why do you look so pleased
with yourself?
348
00:15:23,651 --> 00:15:26,401
May have asked a certain
someone out...
349
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,523
Where are you going to take her?
350
00:15:28,526 --> 00:15:30,266
Dunno.
We'’ll see.
351
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:31,526
But I was all like...
Fancy hanging out tomorrow?
352
00:15:31,529 --> 00:15:34,229
And she was all, "sounds good."
353
00:15:34,227 --> 00:15:35,537
That'’s what you said?
354
00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:37,663
"Fancy hanging out?"
355
00:15:37,665 --> 00:15:40,665
She does realise you meant
a date doesn'’t she?
356
00:15:40,668 --> 00:15:42,058
Of course she does!
357
00:15:42,061 --> 00:15:45,021
I didn'’t mean that at all!
358
00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:46,420
Any girl would have said yes.
359
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:47,673
I was just telling
Lisa this morning
360
00:15:47,675 --> 00:15:50,195
how much taller you'’ve got.
361
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,899
Why were you talking to Lisa
about how tall I am?
362
00:15:51,897 --> 00:15:55,287
!
I can'’t remember...
363
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:57,431
I'’m sure it just came up
naturally in conversation.
364
00:16:00,558 --> 00:16:03,088
Gary!
Lisa?
365
00:16:03,082 --> 00:16:04,562
Bath!
366
00:16:07,739 --> 00:16:09,089
Now then?
367
00:16:09,088 --> 00:16:11,218
Good day?
368
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,830
Actually it wasn'’t...
369
00:16:17,052 --> 00:16:19,132
What'’s this in aid of?
Nothing.
370
00:16:19,141 --> 00:16:24,021
Just thought you might fancy
a cheer-me-up.
371
00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:25,756
So...
372
00:16:25,757 --> 00:16:27,537
Did you ring round
any job places?
373
00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:29,851
Yeah.
Waste of time that was...
374
00:16:29,848 --> 00:16:31,238
But in the end.
375
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,250
Lisa.
376
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:36,112
I'’m sorry about this morning -
banging on about you-know-what
377
00:16:36,115 --> 00:16:38,115
when your head'’s
still in the shed
378
00:16:38,117 --> 00:16:40,507
over this whole closure thing.
379
00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:42,040
Thanks Dan.
But...
380
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:45,904
And also, I want you to know
that I do get it.
381
00:16:45,907 --> 00:16:49,307
It'’s hard you know looking for
work when all you'’ve ever done
382
00:16:49,302 --> 00:16:51,302
is sit behind a desk
this last few years...
383
00:16:51,304 --> 00:16:54,614
All I'’ve ever done?
You know what I mean.
384
00:16:54,612 --> 00:16:56,262
Thanks for the vote
of confidence,
385
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,705
but it might surprise you
to know
386
00:16:57,702 --> 00:17:00,262
that I did find myself
a job today thank you very much.
387
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,099
What job?
388
00:17:02,097 --> 00:17:06,187
I am now co-managing director of
a brand new recruitment company.
389
00:17:06,188 --> 00:17:07,888
Cheers!
390
00:17:07,886 --> 00:17:09,796
Managing Director?
391
00:17:09,801 --> 00:17:11,371
You heard.
392
00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:13,417
Fergus has started up
a brand new enterprise
393
00:17:13,413 --> 00:17:17,413
and he wants me
to help run the whole thing.
394
00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:20,247
Nice to know somebodys
has a got some faith in me.
395
00:17:20,246 --> 00:17:22,376
And you'’ve said yes?
396
00:17:22,378 --> 00:17:24,468
You didn'’t think of talking
to me about it first?
397
00:17:24,467 --> 00:17:26,207
Do you know what Dan?
398
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:28,558
I didn'’t, what with it not
being 1896 anymore.
399
00:17:28,558 --> 00:17:29,908
I didn'’t think I had
to ask permission
400
00:17:29,908 --> 00:17:32,088
from the master of the house.
401
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:36,654
It'’s not about
asking permission...
402
00:17:36,654 --> 00:17:38,134
It'’s just about talking
to each
403
00:18:11,384 --> 00:18:12,864
other.
404
00:18:29,184 --> 00:18:33,664
What are you doing?
405
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:36,107
Nothing.
406
00:18:36,104 --> 00:18:39,934
Well I'’m off out
- got to see a man about a dog.
407
00:18:39,934 --> 00:18:41,284
Back for dinner though...
408
00:18:41,283 --> 00:18:42,453
Brads?
409
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:43,938
Dan and Lisa?
410
00:18:58,039 --> 00:19:05,789
Yeah, yeah.
411
00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:12,670
When we first got married,
412
00:19:12,662 --> 00:19:14,702
we promised we'’d never go
to bed on an argument.
413
00:19:14,708 --> 00:19:16,278
Yeah...
I remember...
414
00:19:16,275 --> 00:19:17,665
Then we argued first night
of the honeymoon.
415
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:18,367
Did we?
...
416
00:19:18,364 --> 00:19:19,794
I don'’t remember that!
417
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,890
You accused me of staring
at that topless sunbather.
418
00:19:21,889 --> 00:19:23,629
You WERE staring at that
topless sunbather!
419
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:24,630
Oh brilliant!
420
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:25,501
We gonna go back
to that one now are we?
421
00:19:25,501 --> 00:19:27,331
Well you were...
422
00:19:27,329 --> 00:19:30,119
No, no.
423
00:19:30,115 --> 00:19:31,595
Budge up!
424
00:19:34,597 --> 00:19:37,387
Look Dan...
425
00:19:37,383 --> 00:19:40,163
You were right, we should
talk through
426
00:19:40,168 --> 00:19:43,478
those big decisions
with each other.
427
00:19:43,476 --> 00:19:45,956
BUT you were playing
clever buggers to weren'’t you?
428
00:19:45,957 --> 00:19:49,747
Bringing home the bubbly so you
could get back on baby talk.
429
00:19:49,743 --> 00:19:51,653
...
Maybe...
430
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:55,188
It'’s a big and exciting
opportunity for me this.
431
00:19:55,183 --> 00:19:58,483
But a jobs still just a job.
432
00:19:58,491 --> 00:19:59,971
But a baby?
433
00:20:01,973 --> 00:20:04,103
That'’s a commitment.
434
00:20:04,105 --> 00:20:07,975
You can'’t just hand that back
if it doesn'’t work out.
435
00:20:07,979 --> 00:20:11,329
So we do need to talk about it.
436
00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:12,900
And we will.
437
00:20:12,897 --> 00:20:15,597
But sensibly and
without alcohol.
438
00:20:20,556 --> 00:20:23,386
And from now on we should
talk about EVERYTHING -
439
00:20:23,385 --> 00:20:25,165
We don'’t bottle anything up.
440
00:20:25,170 --> 00:20:26,260
Agreed?
441
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:29,258
Agreed.
Talking of which...
442
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:33,491
We'’re going for dinner tonight
to Tanya and Bradley'’s Aaah...
443
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:38,262
And you DID stare at that
topless sunbather!
444
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:41,890
I'’m probably going to have to
head off, quite a lot on today.
445
00:20:41,882 --> 00:20:45,532
Come over mine tonight though
if you like?
446
00:20:45,538 --> 00:20:47,018
...
You what?
447
00:20:53,807 --> 00:20:54,767
What did you say?
448
00:20:54,764 --> 00:20:56,244
didn'’t hear you.
449
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:09,383
Do you want to hang out,
that'’s what he said.
450
00:21:09,388 --> 00:21:13,178
That'’s not asking someone out,
is it?
451
00:21:13,174 --> 00:21:15,604
That'’s how kids
talk nowadays int it.
452
00:21:15,611 --> 00:21:20,271
"Want to Hang out?"
or erm "I'’m down with that."
453
00:21:20,268 --> 00:21:21,788
"Down with that"...
?
454
00:21:21,791 --> 00:21:23,711
Forget all that.
455
00:21:23,706 --> 00:21:25,226
Little birdie tells me
456
00:21:25,230 --> 00:21:28,240
you'’ve landed yourself a job
at the Dog & Dart?
457
00:21:28,233 --> 00:21:30,363
You'’re looking
at the new bar-maid!
458
00:21:30,365 --> 00:21:31,585
Subject to a trial period,
of course.
459
00:21:31,584 --> 00:21:33,144
Of course.
460
00:21:33,151 --> 00:21:34,761
Well I don'’t know
if you know but erm...
461
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:38,291
I'’m walking down a new career
path myself as it goes?
462
00:21:38,286 --> 00:21:40,156
Oh?
Oh it'’s no biggie.
463
00:21:40,158 --> 00:21:42,638
Just a new company start up,
wanted me onboard...
464
00:21:42,638 --> 00:21:45,168
And now I am the new
co-managing director.
465
00:21:45,163 --> 00:21:46,373
On God...
466
00:21:46,381 --> 00:21:47,431
I reckon every time you say
that out loud
467
00:21:47,426 --> 00:21:48,906
you should put a quid in a jar
468
00:21:48,906 --> 00:21:50,906
- we'’d have enough for a holiday
by the end of the week.
469
00:21:50,908 --> 00:21:52,648
You'’re just jealous!
470
00:21:52,648 --> 00:21:55,258
I'’m already a managing director
thank you very much.
471
00:21:55,260 --> 00:21:58,400
Of my own company -
none of this "co" nonsense.
472
00:21:58,393 --> 00:21:59,783
Got a website and everything.
473
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,266
You are Facebook.
474
00:22:01,266 --> 00:22:03,526
And you can'’t remember
the password.
475
00:22:03,529 --> 00:22:04,789
Where do you think
you are going?
476
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,361
In to town.
477
00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:08,708
Well no drinking with Greg,
we'’ve got dinner tonight.
478
00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:12,058
Seven o'’clock - don'’t be late.
479
00:22:12,059 --> 00:22:14,109
You see?
480
00:22:14,105 --> 00:22:17,545
They don'’t get any better.
481
00:22:17,543 --> 00:22:20,103
Sorry Bianca,
I'’ve got to take this.
482
00:22:20,111 --> 00:22:23,201
It'’s my new business partner.
483
00:22:23,201 --> 00:22:25,381
Lisa Johnson.
...
484
00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:28,337
But who was she?
I don'’t know do I?
485
00:22:28,336 --> 00:22:31,256
Said her name was Kim -
doubt it was.
486
00:22:31,252 --> 00:22:32,812
Couldn'’t go to the police
though, not after Dan
487
00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:35,559
and Lisa had walked right
through the airport with it.
488
00:22:35,561 --> 00:22:37,351
So I told them
I'’d get rid of it.
489
00:22:37,345 --> 00:22:39,565
And instead you thought
you'’d keep it for personal use.
490
00:22:39,565 --> 00:22:41,865
I haven'’t touched that shit
for years!
491
00:22:41,871 --> 00:22:43,271
Even if I still did,
you could hardly call
492
00:22:43,264 --> 00:22:44,914
THAT much "personal use"
could you?
493
00:22:44,918 --> 00:22:49,318
I even drove down the canal...
494
00:22:49,314 --> 00:22:50,404
And?
495
00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:52,402
Couldn'’t do it...
496
00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:54,754
Be like, chucking away
ten grand or something.
497
00:22:54,754 --> 00:22:57,014
Or something...
498
00:22:57,017 --> 00:22:59,067
Been sat on it ever since.
499
00:22:59,063 --> 00:23:00,453
Spoken to some of the lads,
500
00:23:00,455 --> 00:23:03,545
all more than willing
to buy a bag or two...
501
00:23:03,545 --> 00:23:05,985
Something made me
hang on though, I guess...
502
00:23:05,983 --> 00:23:07,803
Gonna need a sample.
503
00:23:07,810 --> 00:23:10,290
So...
504
00:23:10,291 --> 00:23:12,911
You know people then?
505
00:23:12,902 --> 00:23:15,992
You trust me, right?
...
506
00:23:15,993 --> 00:23:18,863
I do.
Yes.
507
00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:21,085
I'’m sorry to boot you out love,
508
00:23:21,085 --> 00:23:22,695
I'’ve really got to get
to my meeting.
509
00:23:22,695 --> 00:23:26,175
I'’ll speak to you
later though, yeah?
510
00:23:26,177 --> 00:23:31,447
Well!
Hiyah Ella, are you okay?
511
00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:32,743
Hi.
512
00:23:32,748 --> 00:23:36,838
Yeah - just been down getting me
Mums mags for her.
513
00:23:36,839 --> 00:23:38,499
Yeah.
I know.
514
00:23:38,493 --> 00:23:40,753
I find it best not to ask.
515
00:23:40,756 --> 00:23:44,456
What'’s wrong with a couple
of red-tops eh?
516
00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:45,976
So...
517
00:23:45,979 --> 00:23:48,589
I understand you and our Gary
are off somewhere tonight?
518
00:23:48,590 --> 00:23:51,070
We'’re just hanging out.
519
00:23:51,071 --> 00:23:53,031
Right.
Yeah.
520
00:23:53,030 --> 00:23:54,600
I'’m down with that.
521
00:23:57,208 --> 00:23:59,338
Just going out to the local
for the evening, that'’s all.
522
00:23:59,340 --> 00:24:01,350
I'’ll see you later, yeah?
523
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,005
Were you talking to Ella
outside?
524
00:24:07,006 --> 00:24:08,926
I hope you weren'’t talking
about me.
525
00:24:08,921 --> 00:24:11,101
I just asked her where
she gets her hair done.
526
00:24:11,097 --> 00:24:13,397
It'’s nice.
I might get mine done like it.
527
00:24:15,492 --> 00:24:17,062
So...
528
00:24:17,059 --> 00:24:18,449
Decided where you'’re
taking her tonight?
529
00:24:18,452 --> 00:24:19,672
Err...
530
00:24:19,670 --> 00:24:21,760
Cinema.
Oh...
531
00:24:21,759 --> 00:24:23,889
Very nice.
532
00:24:23,892 --> 00:24:26,022
So what'’s with the cocktail
stuff all of a sudden then?
533
00:24:26,025 --> 00:24:27,335
You never did tell me?
Nothing.
534
00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:28,630
I just thought it was time
I had a new hobby...
535
00:24:28,636 --> 00:24:30,116
That'’s all.
536
00:24:33,032 --> 00:24:34,862
I'’m sorry Denise
- I just forgot.
537
00:24:34,859 --> 00:24:36,029
I'’ve got a lot on.
538
00:24:36,035 --> 00:24:37,385
I'’ve got a lot on too.
539
00:24:37,384 --> 00:24:38,734
If you'’d rang and made up
some stupid excuse
540
00:24:38,733 --> 00:24:40,173
that would be one thing
541
00:24:40,169 --> 00:24:41,559
- but to find you
just sat in here...
542
00:24:41,562 --> 00:24:42,692
I can'’t take him now
- I'’ve got a meeting.
543
00:24:42,693 --> 00:24:44,003
What meeting?
544
00:24:43,999 --> 00:24:45,089
Hiyah.
545
00:24:45,087 --> 00:24:47,867
Hiya Lisa!
546
00:24:47,872 --> 00:24:49,352
Lisa is your meeting?
547
00:24:49,352 --> 00:24:50,702
She'’s my new partner.
548
00:24:50,701 --> 00:24:51,961
Managing director.
549
00:24:51,964 --> 00:24:55,794
Co.
Managing director.
550
00:24:55,793 --> 00:24:59,673
Ohhhh is she now?
...
551
00:24:59,667 --> 00:25:02,357
Glad to see you managed
to fill the vacancy so quick.
552
00:25:02,365 --> 00:25:04,805
Well Lisa was my first
and only choice.
553
00:25:04,802 --> 00:25:11,632
I said that straight away
didn'’t I?
554
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:14,945
And a very good choice
she is too.
555
00:25:14,943 --> 00:25:17,033
So you say you'’re okay
still having Josh then?
556
00:25:17,032 --> 00:25:18,992
Yes.
Absolutely.
557
00:25:18,991 --> 00:25:20,991
Good.
I'’ll be back later.
558
00:25:27,434 --> 00:25:29,304
His first business meeting eh?
559
00:25:35,137 --> 00:25:36,477
Bianca...
560
00:25:36,486 --> 00:25:38,756
What do you think?
Very smart.
561
00:25:38,749 --> 00:25:41,049
I'’m just going to take a shower.
562
00:25:41,056 --> 00:25:43,366
So what film are you
going to see?
563
00:25:43,363 --> 00:25:44,673
James Bond.
564
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:58,068
I look forward to hearing
all about it.
565
00:26:05,776 --> 00:26:07,606
Fersa Recruitment?
566
00:26:07,604 --> 00:26:09,264
Thinking up names
for the company.
567
00:26:09,258 --> 00:26:10,428
First rule of business -
568
00:26:10,433 --> 00:26:12,653
"A solid name,
equals a solid gain."
569
00:26:12,653 --> 00:26:14,393
Fersa?
570
00:26:14,394 --> 00:26:16,574
FER-gus and Li-SA.
571
00:26:16,570 --> 00:26:18,660
Fersa.
572
00:26:18,659 --> 00:26:21,879
Why not Lisa and Fergus?
Cos that'’d be...
573
00:26:21,879 --> 00:26:24,269
Ligus.
It'’s not even a word.
574
00:26:24,273 --> 00:26:25,493
And Fersa is?
Ah yeah...
575
00:26:25,492 --> 00:26:27,712
But Fersa sounds like a word.
576
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,191
Put it in a sentence.
577
00:26:32,586 --> 00:26:35,636
"Shares in Fersa Recruitment
today rose by
578
00:26:35,632 --> 00:26:37,852
eight point nine percent."
579
00:26:37,852 --> 00:26:44,072
Anyway forget about the name,
first things first -
580
00:26:44,076 --> 00:26:46,696
I'’m already thinking
office space.
581
00:26:46,687 --> 00:26:48,207
Well, actually I figured
we'’d probably start off
582
00:26:48,210 --> 00:26:50,210
running things from...
583
00:26:50,212 --> 00:26:51,822
What'’s that?
584
00:26:51,822 --> 00:26:53,472
I called in at a few estate
agents on the way.
585
00:26:53,476 --> 00:26:55,876
Very reasonable rent
on a few of them.
586
00:26:55,870 --> 00:26:57,170
I thought.
587
00:26:57,176 --> 00:27:11,806
You want to get the first
round then?
588
00:27:11,799 --> 00:27:14,099
First round?
589
00:27:14,106 --> 00:27:17,326
Yeah sure...
What'’s wrong?
590
00:27:17,326 --> 00:27:18,596
Nothing.
Okay.
591
00:27:18,588 --> 00:27:19,978
I'’ll have a vodka
and coke then please.
592
00:27:19,981 --> 00:27:21,591
Right...
593
00:27:21,591 --> 00:27:24,331
...
I'’ll probablys have a pint.
594
00:27:24,333 --> 00:27:26,423
O-k-a-y.
...
595
00:27:29,425 --> 00:27:30,215
S'’cuse me love?
596
00:27:30,209 --> 00:27:32,559
Yes?
Love?
597
00:27:32,559 --> 00:27:35,209
Bi-- What are you--?
I work here now.
598
00:27:35,214 --> 00:27:36,914
Didn'’t I mention?
599
00:27:36,911 --> 00:27:38,351
How was the film?
600
00:27:38,347 --> 00:27:41,167
We didn'’t go to the pictures,
alright?
601
00:27:41,176 --> 00:27:44,136
She wanted to come for a drink
and I didn'’t think you'’d.
602
00:27:44,136 --> 00:27:45,406
Look.
Bianca.
603
00:27:45,398 --> 00:27:47,748
She wants a vodka and coke.
604
00:27:47,748 --> 00:27:49,488
You'’re over twenty-five?
605
00:27:49,489 --> 00:27:51,789
With the ID to prove it?
606
00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:53,145
It'’s eighteen in pubs.
607
00:27:53,145 --> 00:27:55,625
Oh so you'’re over eighteen then?
608
00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:57,765
Listen, I'’m on a trial
here tonight.
609
00:27:57,758 --> 00:28:00,368
And I don'’t think
serving alcohol to underage
610
00:28:00,369 --> 00:28:02,979
fibber-dibbers is going
to help my cause very much.
611
00:28:02,980 --> 00:28:04,460
Do you?
612
00:28:08,116 --> 00:28:09,596
Oi!
613
00:28:21,129 --> 00:28:24,169
Bianca that was wicked.
614
00:28:24,176 --> 00:28:25,916
Funny...
But wicked.
615
00:28:25,916 --> 00:28:28,056
Told me he was going
to the pictures.
616
00:28:28,049 --> 00:28:30,749
Said it to my face.
617
00:28:30,747 --> 00:28:33,617
That'’s one of them mortal
sin things isn'’t it?
618
00:28:33,620 --> 00:28:35,010
Oh yes.
619
00:28:35,012 --> 00:28:38,362
"Thou shalt not fibber-dib"
620
00:28:38,364 --> 00:28:39,494
I'’ll have another
double please...
621
00:28:39,495 --> 00:28:41,805
Oh and if you need some ID...
622
00:28:41,802 --> 00:28:48,611
There was traffic -
and a bus had broke down -
623
00:28:48,612 --> 00:28:51,532
and then I hit
every red light going...
624
00:28:51,528 --> 00:28:53,008
!
Lisa?
625
00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:58,528
Lisa?
626
00:28:58,535 --> 00:29:01,065
Shiiit.
627
00:29:01,060 --> 00:29:04,630
We can'’t have it any time.
628
00:29:04,628 --> 00:29:06,188
Because we'’re having it now.
629
00:29:06,195 --> 00:29:08,945
As in NOW.
Nothing I can do.
630
00:29:08,937 --> 00:29:09,977
What the hell are they going
to think if you can'’t
631
00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:10,982
even bother to show up?
632
00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:12,553
They can think what they like.
633
00:29:12,549 --> 00:29:18,029
You'’re such a selfish
prick Bradley Dawson.
634
00:29:18,033 --> 00:29:22,733
Oh and these contacts
are so important
635
00:29:22,733 --> 00:29:24,343
you'’ve got to see them
on a Saturday night.
636
00:29:24,344 --> 00:29:25,734
There'’s no other choice Tanya.
637
00:29:25,736 --> 00:29:27,266
Bullshit.
638
00:29:29,653 --> 00:29:32,313
I am SO sorry I'’m late.
639
00:29:32,308 --> 00:29:34,658
Is she cross?
Is who cross?
640
00:29:34,658 --> 00:29:36,698
Lisa.
641
00:29:36,704 --> 00:29:39,000
Where is Lisa?
642
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,480
She'’s not here?
643
00:29:44,527 --> 00:29:45,927
Problem?
644
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,440
She'’s running late.
645
00:29:47,443 --> 00:29:50,273
And I ran three speed camera'’s
getting back here!
646
00:29:50,272 --> 00:29:51,882
Oh well, I am sure
she won'’t be long.
647
00:29:51,883 --> 00:29:54,013
Bradley'’s not back yet either.
648
00:29:54,015 --> 00:29:55,805
So it'’s just the two of us
for now.
649
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,490
Why don'’t you come in?
Oh...
650
00:29:57,497 --> 00:29:58,807
Well maybe I should just...
651
00:29:58,803 --> 00:30:00,673
Don'’t be silly.
Already opened up the wine
652
00:30:00,674 --> 00:30:16,604
- and you look like
you could do with a bit.
653
00:30:16,603 --> 00:30:18,123
Where are you?
!
654
00:30:18,126 --> 00:30:20,566
I'’m still working.
We'’re really making progress.
655
00:30:20,563 --> 00:30:23,613
Please, please, please tell them
I will make it up to them.
656
00:30:23,610 --> 00:30:31,480
I have got to go...
657
00:30:31,487 --> 00:30:33,497
Bye.
Here we are...
658
00:30:33,489 --> 00:30:35,269
Oh, no - honestly I...
659
00:30:35,274 --> 00:30:45,114
Don'’t be daft.
660
00:30:52,595 --> 00:30:54,075
Bottoms up.
661
00:30:56,208 --> 00:30:57,558
Mmmm...
662
00:30:57,557 --> 00:31:00,127
That'’s...
663
00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:02,565
Herto-Vaille.
It'’s Spanish.
664
00:31:02,562 --> 00:31:04,562
Ohhh, a connoisseur?
665
00:31:04,564 --> 00:31:06,694
Man of hidden depths.
Hardly.
666
00:31:06,696 --> 00:31:08,396
We drink it all the time.
667
00:31:08,394 --> 00:31:10,354
Lisa'’s Mum'’s always sending it
over in hampers.
668
00:31:13,965 --> 00:31:17,095
Look, I just spoken to Lisa -
669
00:31:17,098 --> 00:31:19,238
she'’s really sorry,
big business meeting thing.
670
00:31:19,231 --> 00:31:20,971
She'’s not going to make it.
671
00:31:20,972 --> 00:31:22,232
If you'’d rather just cancel
the evening off
672
00:31:22,234 --> 00:31:22,884
I'’m sure we could...
Dan!
673
00:31:22,887 --> 00:31:24,547
Dan!
Stop wittering.
674
00:31:24,540 --> 00:31:26,970
Other half losing track of time
because of business?
675
00:31:26,978 --> 00:31:28,328
Nothing new there.
676
00:31:28,327 --> 00:31:29,507
I'’ve just spoken with Bradley.
677
00:31:29,502 --> 00:31:32,412
He'’s stood me up too
678
00:31:32,418 --> 00:31:34,858
- Welcome to the executive
widows club.
679
00:31:34,855 --> 00:31:38,035
So come on, we can always
plate them up some leftovers.
680
00:31:43,690 --> 00:31:45,950
So what do we have here?
681
00:31:45,953 --> 00:31:46,993
I'’ve been practising all day.
682
00:31:46,998 --> 00:31:50,088
Wish someone would ask me
for one.
683
00:31:50,088 --> 00:31:51,618
Look at this: Creamy
at the bottom
684
00:31:51,611 --> 00:31:52,871
- pink at the top
- and with a little cherry on.
685
00:31:52,873 --> 00:31:54,043
Isn'’t it beautiful?
686
00:31:54,048 --> 00:31:56,878
A stiff nipple.
687
00:31:56,877 --> 00:32:00,537
No Bianca,
that'’s what it'’s called.
688
00:32:00,533 --> 00:32:01,533
Is it?
!
689
00:32:01,534 --> 00:32:03,184
Oh I am so sorry!
690
00:32:10,195 --> 00:32:11,325
Bianca...
691
00:32:11,326 --> 00:32:15,246
It'’s all part and parcel
of being young.
692
00:32:15,243 --> 00:32:16,893
Lying to your elders,
sneaking off
693
00:32:16,897 --> 00:32:18,337
where you'’re not supposed to,
694
00:32:18,333 --> 00:32:20,513
drinking what
you'’re not meant to...
695
00:32:20,509 --> 00:32:22,029
We all did it.
696
00:32:22,033 --> 00:32:25,343
I didn'’t.
No?
697
00:32:25,340 --> 00:32:28,170
...
No, probably you didn'’t.
698
00:32:28,169 --> 00:32:30,519
I certainly did.
699
00:32:30,519 --> 00:32:31,999
Oh I don'’t mean
to embarrass him.
700
00:32:31,999 --> 00:32:33,779
I really don'’t.
701
00:32:33,783 --> 00:32:35,523
It'’s just...
702
00:32:35,524 --> 00:32:37,614
I'’m not his Mum.
I try to be...
703
00:32:37,613 --> 00:32:39,703
And for the most part
it works...
704
00:32:39,702 --> 00:32:43,312
But there'’s just
certain situations
705
00:32:43,315 --> 00:32:45,535
I just don'’t know
how to handle.
706
00:32:45,534 --> 00:32:49,584
Ahhhh!
You'’re worried about sex!
707
00:32:49,582 --> 00:32:51,582
Well don'’t be.
708
00:32:51,584 --> 00:32:54,504
Gone are the days when parents
have to give their children
709
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,110
"the talk"
710
00:32:56,110 --> 00:32:58,410
- it'’s all dealt with
by the school now.
711
00:33:01,333 --> 00:33:02,463
That...
712
00:33:02,464 --> 00:33:02,904
Isn'’t what you were worried
about?
713
00:33:02,899 --> 00:33:06,599
But it is now?
714
00:33:06,599 --> 00:33:08,379
I really am sorry.
715
00:33:08,383 --> 00:33:10,163
Don'’t be.
716
00:33:10,168 --> 00:33:13,438
Step Mums or normal Mums
- they'’re all the same.
717
00:33:13,432 --> 00:33:14,912
And believe me,
if you want to play
718
00:33:14,911 --> 00:33:17,781
"whose got the most mental"
- I'’d win every time.
719
00:33:17,784 --> 00:33:20,004
I am not sure you would want
to take that bet.
720
00:33:20,004 --> 00:33:21,224
No?
Seriously.
721
00:33:21,222 --> 00:33:23,312
You don'’t know the half of it.
722
00:33:23,311 --> 00:33:26,401
Some of the things
I could tell you.
723
00:33:26,401 --> 00:33:27,881
Bad enough dragging me
bloody "dress" shopping
724
00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:29,971
two days
in a row anyway
725
00:33:29,970 --> 00:33:31,920
- but then to humiliate me
like that.
726
00:33:31,928 --> 00:33:33,678
It was a joke!
727
00:33:33,669 --> 00:33:35,279
Making me model it in front
of the assistant
728
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,360
and then telling me
I looked like
729
00:33:36,368 --> 00:33:38,328
Lily bloody Savage.
730
00:33:38,326 --> 00:33:39,766
Better I said.
731
00:33:39,762 --> 00:33:42,762
Better than Lily Savage.
732
00:33:42,765 --> 00:33:43,985
Oh hello!
733
00:33:43,984 --> 00:33:45,374
What'’s all this then?
734
00:33:45,377 --> 00:33:46,507
A date?
735
00:33:46,508 --> 00:33:49,258
Yeah.
No.
736
00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:51,680
Normally better to know that
before you leave the house.
737
00:33:56,127 --> 00:33:57,697
I used to get it in writing.
738
00:34:03,177 --> 00:34:05,057
You didn'’t think this was...
739
00:34:05,049 --> 00:34:06,089
No!
740
00:34:06,093 --> 00:34:08,483
No...
741
00:34:08,487 --> 00:34:10,497
Gary.
742
00:34:10,489 --> 00:34:12,439
I'’ve told you.
I really like you.
743
00:34:12,447 --> 00:34:13,977
Yeah, I know.
No.
744
00:34:13,970 --> 00:34:16,270
You don'’t.
745
00:34:16,277 --> 00:34:20,677
I promise you,
I REALLY like you.
746
00:34:20,673 --> 00:34:24,243
I just can'’t right now.
747
00:34:24,242 --> 00:34:27,682
Okay.
It'’s complicated.
748
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,070
Yeah.
I know.
749
00:34:29,073 --> 00:34:30,813
We'’re friends hanging out.
750
00:34:30,813 --> 00:34:33,383
That'’s what I said.
751
00:34:33,381 --> 00:34:34,901
I actually can'’t
stay long anyway.
752
00:34:34,904 --> 00:34:35,954
Football practice, first thing.
753
00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:37,559
In fact...
754
00:34:37,559 --> 00:34:39,599
I should probably get going.
755
00:34:39,605 --> 00:34:41,085
Gary.
756
00:34:43,957 --> 00:34:46,397
Oh what'’s happened,
why are they leaving?
757
00:34:49,919 --> 00:34:51,829
Now then Bianca.
758
00:34:51,834 --> 00:34:53,314
You working here?
759
00:34:56,535 --> 00:34:58,975
I am cock.
What can I get you?
760
00:34:58,972 --> 00:35:00,192
Pint...
761
00:35:00,191 --> 00:35:02,061
Lager and Lime...
And err...
762
00:35:02,062 --> 00:35:03,762
Have you got any hummus?
763
00:35:06,066 --> 00:35:07,326
Lisa does that too!
764
00:35:07,328 --> 00:35:09,768
She does exactly that!
765
00:35:09,765 --> 00:35:11,855
This morning she was having
a pop at us about something
766
00:35:11,854 --> 00:35:14,164
that happened on our honeymoon
- years ago.
767
00:35:14,161 --> 00:35:17,331
Delving into the back catalogue
to win an argument!
768
00:35:17,338 --> 00:35:19,348
I bet she'’s a Taurus isn'’t she?
769
00:35:24,867 --> 00:35:27,087
You don'’t know what star sign
she is, do you?
770
00:35:27,087 --> 00:35:29,967
Course I do!
...
771
00:35:29,959 --> 00:35:31,479
No.
I forget.
772
00:35:31,483 --> 00:35:33,483
I was never
really into all that.
773
00:35:33,485 --> 00:35:36,272
Well I bet I know what you are.
774
00:35:36,273 --> 00:35:37,703
Go on then.
775
00:35:51,810 --> 00:35:54,940
...
Pisces.
776
00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:57,644
I am Pisces, yeah
- where'’d you get that from?
777
00:35:57,642 --> 00:36:00,342
Not really sure - I just figured
you'’d be a water-sign.
778
00:36:00,340 --> 00:36:01,900
Why?
779
00:36:01,907 --> 00:36:03,607
Because I'’m a Cancer.
780
00:36:03,604 --> 00:36:05,384
And what does that mean?
781
00:36:05,389 --> 00:36:06,739
It means whenever
our respective
782
00:36:06,738 --> 00:36:09,438
Taurus'’ stand us up
for the night
783
00:36:09,436 --> 00:36:10,876
- we can still have
a good laugh.
784
00:36:16,922 --> 00:36:20,142
Now then angel.
How was your date?
785
00:36:20,143 --> 00:36:23,583
I wasn'’t on a date.
786
00:36:23,581 --> 00:36:25,321
Are you?
Err...
787
00:36:25,322 --> 00:36:27,192
Actually...
I think I might make a move.
788
00:36:27,193 --> 00:36:29,063
Really?
Yeah...
789
00:36:29,065 --> 00:36:30,985
I'’m sorry again about Lisa.
790
00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:33,280
We should do this again
some time...
791
00:36:33,286 --> 00:36:35,636
Cancer and Pisces.
792
00:36:35,636 --> 00:36:36,816
Very compatible, see?
793
00:36:40,816 --> 00:36:57,446
I can'’t believe you couldn'’t
just bring him back.
794
00:36:57,441 --> 00:36:59,741
I'’m sorry - we ran on later
than I expected.
795
00:36:59,747 --> 00:37:01,927
This was his Daddy day?
796
00:37:01,924 --> 00:37:03,964
Sitting in a cafe
for seven hours?
797
00:37:03,969 --> 00:37:04,929
He loved it!
798
00:37:04,927 --> 00:37:08,407
Staff made a proper fuss of him.
799
00:37:08,408 --> 00:37:11,198
Gonna be a right lady killer
this one.
800
00:37:11,194 --> 00:37:13,764
And how was your
co-managing director?
801
00:37:13,761 --> 00:37:15,851
Denise -
is there absolutely no way
802
00:37:15,851 --> 00:37:17,721
I can talk you into doing it
instead?
803
00:37:17,722 --> 00:37:19,502
Taking charge is she?
804
00:37:19,506 --> 00:37:21,596
Seriously Denise.
805
00:37:21,595 --> 00:37:22,685
I can'’t...
806
00:37:22,683 --> 00:37:24,123
Because...
...
807
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:27,030
I'’ve signed up
with a modeling agency.
808
00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:29,696
Yeah, right!
809
00:37:29,690 --> 00:37:31,430
What?
Really?
810
00:37:31,431 --> 00:37:35,601
You'’ve not had to give them
any money have you?
811
00:37:35,609 --> 00:37:38,179
I'’m not stupid Fergus!
812
00:37:38,177 --> 00:37:39,747
Remember Ella?
From the party?
813
00:37:39,744 --> 00:37:40,964
She gave me their card.
814
00:37:40,963 --> 00:37:42,443
Got me on their books
straight away.
815
00:37:42,442 --> 00:37:43,702
Said I had...
816
00:37:43,704 --> 00:37:47,364
"A complexion like a pineapple."
817
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,710
And you'’re sure it'’s legit?
818
00:37:49,710 --> 00:37:52,190
They'’re not expecting you to...
819
00:37:52,191 --> 00:37:53,451
...
you know?
820
00:37:53,453 --> 00:37:54,933
What?
821
00:37:58,197 --> 00:38:01,767
Remember that seminar
I took you to?
822
00:38:01,766 --> 00:38:03,376
When we stayed over
at the Holiday Inn?
823
00:38:07,641 --> 00:38:10,031
...
When I got my camera out?
824
00:38:10,035 --> 00:38:12,295
Not that sort of thing?
Certainly not!
825
00:38:12,298 --> 00:38:13,568
And you promised
you'’d deleted them!
826
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,040
Yeah I did!
827
00:38:17,608 --> 00:38:18,878
I'’m sorry Denise.
828
00:38:18,870 --> 00:38:21,820
That all sounds...
829
00:38:21,829 --> 00:38:23,009
It'’s brilliant.
830
00:38:23,005 --> 00:38:24,835
Congratulations.
831
00:38:24,832 --> 00:38:26,352
Hmmmm...
Well...
832
00:38:26,356 --> 00:38:29,146
Alright.
833
00:38:29,141 --> 00:38:30,751
LIGUS?
834
00:38:30,751 --> 00:38:32,401
Lisa and Fergus.
835
00:38:32,405 --> 00:38:33,885
Shouldn'’t it be Fergus
and Lisa?
836
00:38:33,885 --> 00:38:35,585
Yes!
Thank you!
837
00:38:35,582 --> 00:38:38,022
It should be Fergus and Lisa!
838
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:54,424
Are we still friends?
839
00:38:54,427 --> 00:38:57,957
I never meant to embarrass you.
840
00:38:57,953 --> 00:39:00,653
I'’ve been a proper silly
over the whole thing.
841
00:39:00,651 --> 00:39:02,821
Actually Bianca...
842
00:39:02,827 --> 00:39:05,007
You were right.
843
00:39:05,003 --> 00:39:06,703
I'’m the stupid one.
844
00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:07,830
It wasn'’t a date.
845
00:39:07,832 --> 00:39:10,002
You are NOT stupid.
846
00:39:10,008 --> 00:39:11,798
You'’re not!
847
00:39:11,792 --> 00:39:13,352
Girls are very tricky to read.
848
00:39:13,359 --> 00:39:15,709
I should know.
I used to be one.
849
00:39:15,709 --> 00:39:18,109
Should have listened
to you though.
850
00:39:18,103 --> 00:39:20,193
Oh, who ever listens to me?
851
00:39:20,192 --> 00:39:22,152
Sometimes even I
don'’t listen to me.
852
00:39:25,589 --> 00:39:28,599
...
Is it her?
853
00:39:28,592 --> 00:39:31,502
Yes.
854
00:39:31,508 --> 00:39:33,118
What does she say?
855
00:39:33,118 --> 00:39:34,118
No!
Don'’t tell me!
856
00:39:34,119 --> 00:39:35,599
None of my business.
857
00:39:38,819 --> 00:39:41,259
I'’ve brought you a cocktail.
858
00:39:41,257 --> 00:39:43,917
I presume you have ID?
...
859
00:39:43,911 --> 00:39:45,391
Just kidding!
860
00:39:53,095 --> 00:39:54,315
Hey!
That is REALLY good!
861
00:39:54,313 --> 00:39:55,443
I love a stiff nipple.
862
00:39:55,445 --> 00:40:00,315
What a day!
863
00:40:00,319 --> 00:40:02,019
Exciting though.
864
00:40:02,017 --> 00:40:03,497
How was the dinner?
865
00:40:03,496 --> 00:40:05,756
They didn'’t mind
I wasn'’t there did they?
866
00:40:05,759 --> 00:40:10,549
Did that hamper
867
00:41:34,718 --> 00:41:36,198
turn
868
00:42:04,661 --> 00:42:06,141
up?
869
00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:10,741
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