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Morning Madam

Good Morning Madam

Morning Madam

Madam

What is happening?

A kitchen man reported the case,

he mentioned while he was smoking,

he noticed there is a dead body lying beside the rubbish bin

The victim, aged between 35 to 40 years old, called Fish Bail Keung

He sells fish ball at the alley normally.

Forensic preliminary suspected the cause of death

is due to trauma on the hindbrain by a hard object.

After our investigation, the victim didn't loose any property

But the oddest thing is,

the victim is holding a fish bail with his left hand

and a phone with his right hand

I was going to take a short break and have a cigarette.

"Kitchen Man" And then I noticed this dead body here.

This is the kitchen man who reported the case,

that is the garbage man who was moving the garbage out just now.

"Garbage Man" Today is my first day here to collect rubbish

while I was walking halfway, I noticed a dead body lying there side ways,

and the kitchen man was standing right over there.

Also, before the accident, the victim made a call to his brother.

"Victim's Brother" Bro, you have a horrible death,

you've just told me you won lottery

and was on your way for registration.

He passed away before collecting the money

I don't know, I was working

Madam

So, are you close with your brother?

My brother is very kind to me!

He was telling me he won lottery and will use the

money to pay for my overseas medical school fees

You should have transferred the money before dying!

Jesus Crist.

Can't believe you are a book nerd!

Were you keen to take your brother's money,

you have motivation

So, are you close with the victim?

He is an asshole,

Last week, I asked him for a favor to help buying illegal book-marking,

I've won, yet he has not pay me a penny.

Holy, now I don't even know who I should collect the money from.

You must hate him a lot! You have motive to kill!

So, do you bear any grudges against the victim?

Keung was very kind to me!

He always gave me all the lefloverfish balls

for me to bring home for my brother!

He was so nice, I can't believe he died in such a young age!

In this world, good people never get their rewards!

My deepest condolences to you!

Do you want to take more fish balls home? I guess Keung would not mind.

No thanks! No thanks!

You three will need to follow us back for a testimony,

- it will not take up much of your time. - No kidding

Hey Madam Madam! I can't, I dated my girlfriend for movie!

Oh yes Madam. I still have lots of unclean dishes!

You dead Fish Ball Keung,

always bring troubles to neighbours.

It is my responsibility as a citizen to testify at the police station,

I am totally fine with that

But I still have two bags of garbage, do I need to bring them along?

Don't! Those are too smelly!

Leave the garbage here! You can come with us alone!

You three, come along with me

Damn it

Stop moving!

Garbage man, why is your backside bleeding?

What'?

Don't worry! It is just some sweet sauce!

Yes! I ate some fish balls just now, maybe got the sauce stained on me.

That is funny, are you using your mouth or your butt to eat?

I am a very clumsy man! Always got food stains after eating!

This cannot be against the law right?

Eating fish ball is not illegal!

But if you committed murder that is illegal and not acceptable!

You murdered Fish Ball Keung!

This is crazy! You have no evidence against me! Do not anyhow accuse me!

I do not want his money! I do not have a grudge against him!

Why should I kill?

Yes! His brother wants his money so badly!

But he just called, He has alibi!

Moreover, why would he be so stupid to kill before getting the money?

How about kitchen man!

He knew Fish Ball Keung won a lottery,

he killed as he is craving so much for the money!

Come over!

He smokes everyday at the same time.

How would he not knowing this is the same time for rubbish throwing?

Besides, he knew Fish Ball Keung

If he really wants to kill him,

he doesn't need to commit a crime at the site where he usually work right?

If they didn't,

it doesn't mean it must be me!

Why isn't you'? When the victim was murdered,

you were throwing rubbish

You must have over heard his conversation with

his brother about the lottery prize.

Hallo brother, you would not believe his, your big brother won the lottery first prize

You suddenly become greedy,

so you picked up a hard object and hit his hindbrain

Yes yes, let's talk when you are here, bye

Then you wanted to find the lottery ticket from his body.

No matter how hard you search you found nothing

Where is the lottery ticket?

Where did he put it?

That is correct, my brother always buy lottery via phone

Obviously there would not have a lottery ticket

You have mentioned just now that

today is your first day here to collect rubbish

You clearly would not know that kitchen man used to take a break during this time

Thus when you heard his footsteps, you immediately ran

I don't have time for Mahjong,

just have a short break now for cigarette

All this can only prove that the crime was not

commit by his brother or the kitchen man!

Why it must be me?

Correct, I have no prove on (hat! But Fish Ball Keung can!

Fish Ball Keung is already dead, you can say whatever you want!

Dead people are always very honest!

Show me your butt!

Garbage man!

While you were searching for the lottery ticket from Fish Ball Keung

you would not believe he has already plotted the evidence on you

Wow, this is awesome

If my inference is not wrong,

your murder weapon should still be in your rubbish bag!

Move

WOW. you!

So how? Ming, How's it going!

Yes, have you get everything?

Don't give me trouble again!

Or else I will not pay your informer's fees! OK?

Good, Good, I will come over right now!

You all go with my colleagues to the police station for a testimony!

I will come back after finishing a big project!

OK?

Wow, Madam is really cool!

IQ 189, top detector in state 19,

this is no joke!

Therefore God is fair

Madam is very smart, yet she does not have a good appearance!

She cannot heat that! She is very stingy!

Madam! Madam! This way! Madam!

Why are you so late!

Madam! Do you know how difficult they are to find?

I searched all over Hong Kong in order to find them!

Please give me some more time next time! Please don't call me at last minute!

If I have time, I will do it myself!

Won't need you then

Let's take a look at the stuffs! Let me make it

clear, I won't pay if there is something missing.

Madam! You can rely on Ming!

I never disappoint you, come here, Come!

Woah! See Madam

All you need for candle light dinner celebrating

5th year anniversary with your boyfriend is all here.

Broccoli, chicken, dried fish mew, red wine.

What?! Are you crazy! Have I ever say I eat cat?

Sorry Sorry! I brought this cat for a walk just now!

It is not for you to eat

Cover it back then

Where is the chilly paste!

Here is the Chilly paste

Hey, this is not the one

This is also a bottle of chilly paste

No, my boyfriend is very picky!

He can taste the difference.

Can't believe he has such a picky taste bud!

- What did you say - Nothing! Sorry

Hurry up, take all the things back home

Ok, no problem! So where are you going?

- It will be fun - Where about?

Buy chilly past

Damn it, taxi drivers are swapping duties, where can I catch a taxi

Oh yes, I can call the Quick Taxi

Quick Taxi App, Yeah

OK

Wow, just made the call and here come the taxi

Peter

Why you take so long to open the door?

Oh, no! I was in the toilet just now so I couldn't hear the bell! Sorry Sorry

Quickly greet the guests

Hi all Heroes, what's your name?

You are indeed very stupid

this is Mr. Chan, he is my buddy

We knew each other since young,

we even shared the same underwear, drove the same Porsche

Chase the same girl

He did not chase me though

You are mine

Let me introduce,

they are my girlfriends, Anita, Ava!

- Hi - Hi

Hi Girlfriends

S what? He S you S, are you a snake.

What's wrong,

he is a successful man with good looking, two girlfriends is too little for him

I'm very hungry! Can we start eating?

- Heard that? - Heard

Can we start eating?

Let's eat, take a seat, dinner will be served very soon!

Let's eat

I thought there is chicken, why I can't see it?

You only added chicken powder right?!

Your coke is very familiar, where did you get it?

You dare to mention! I don't understand you!

Coke should be stored in the fridge, why is it lying over the living area

What'?

My coke of year 1994 Brazil special edition!

Year 1994? So ii is even older than me?

No wonder it tastes horrible!

Bo! You!

This kind of things, how can you store it everywhere

We have guests, what if the drink made people sick?

Dear sister-in-law! Please forgive them. They are just little girls!

Count my on that! I pay you back,

how much is this Coke Cola?

Let say $7 a can.

I give you the price of half a dozen 0k'! $42 then! Remember to give me back the changes.

This can is the year 1994 brazil special edition!

Exactly! You mentioned year 1994,

1994 means is already expired!

Normally people has already thrown it into the rubbish bin

- You - Yes, what do you want to say, say it!

I let you say now and you kept silence, so just shut up then.

Are you trying to embarrass me in front of my friends?

Are you trying to make me look so impolite in front of them?

Are you

No

If not, then let's continue the dinner

I cooked your favorite dish, Simmering Chicken Hot Pot

What, that is disgusting,

you friend penis! I won't eat

Hey miss! Market doesn't sell that many penises!

Is Simmering Chicken! Please listen carefully!

Please don't blame her,

she is too sensitive to penis, mainly caused of me!

Hey Mr. Chan, what are your two girlfriends working as'!

Auntie! We don't have to work! We are young models!

Brother! How lucky you! You must be full

Guys have only three wishes,

buy houses, drive Porsche, chase young models

Now all my three wishes have come true! Actually I can die now

Hey, even if you die,

please give me the young models after you die

I don't mind, you can even try them out now

- Kidding right - We are brothers, nothing is measurable between us

Is that real or not

- Of course it is real - Really?

Anytime

I won't say you are welcome then

When did you ever say welcome to me?

I will really take them then

That is too good to be true

Of course there is

Enough

Wow, you scared the hell out, where what,

do you need to raise your voice to me?

I have friends here!

Am I transparent to you?

Sit down

Today is our 5th year Anniversary,

I was planning to dine with you.

When you called me and said you wish to celebrate with more people, that's fine

turned a candle light dinner into one bowl of soup, five dishes with rice.

I predicted you would not appreciate it!

But now you keep on complaining this and that, and embarrassed me in front of your friends.

If you are not satisfied, then let's break up

What are you taking about, you break up with me because of them

Bo! We are from two different worlds.

Please do not deceive by my innocent look

Forgive me for like being free

Can you feel it? The surge of my feeling,

Can you feel my soul?

What are you doing, what is happening to you?

Ah Bo, shall we break up?

No

Bo, just feel it yourself

- Bo - No

Shall we break up?

Ah Bo,

- shall we break up'? - Don't do that, don't do that

Ah Bo

We are over, let's break up

Don't you, Don't you

Let's break up

- Don't you - Full stop

Don't do that

Bo, just break up

No

Yes, Bo just say it

No

Just break, yes?

Good good, break up is good, break up is good, good for us to break up

Just now GiGi mum called!

She said got cake and room, have girls and candies

She asked are we ready to go

Let's go now!

Bo! I have already stated it clearly,

once said is over!

We won't be friends anymore! Do not find me afterwards,

Bye

Let's go, let's go

Wow! Good on you!

You said you can break up with that girl within 30minutes,

you really made it on time!

No regrets for you loosing 500 thousand to me then

I don't understand it, why would you date that policewoman

5 years ago, So Man Fung said Bo will bring me luck

yet only for 5 years.

Hence exactly on the 5th year, I must break up with her.

You must already knew how much

I have earned over this 5 years

You are such an ass-hole!

Treating the girl as a lucky fish to avoid bad luck!

Look at me! Do you think I did not suffer over this 5 years?

Time's up now, why should I not release myself from this prison?

Come on, let's have some fun with a few young models!

Small Keung, please eat, be good

Miss Lin, I need to talk to you

- Jesus Christ, put away your fat hand first please! - Sorry!

What's up?

I, I wrote a song, this Demo is sang by me.

So, can u... give me some opinions?

Oh My God, what century is it now, how am I supposed to listen with a cassette?

Send it to me

My... phone don't has internet access

You are so troublesome! Sing it now!

Here?

Don't you want to be a star?

There are only a few of us here, are you scared?

Are you going to sing or not! Don't waste my time!

I sing

Hello! Yes, why don't you call earlier!

Any good stuffs for me this time?

Hey, don't sing! Start losing weight first!

God Bless us, I wish to win lottery today, Amen

You three, hardship has arrived.

Today is our new boss's First Day of Work

So be extra careful, give him a good impression

I heard about it, new boss seems to dislike girls!

He is a bit gay

You seem to know a lot mainland girl,

Miss LIN! Is that real?

I have never seen him for 6-7 years,

I shall make a divination and tell you guys later

Keung! Eat something please!

I know you feel sad for me too,

but don't torture yourself please!

Hey, Guppy is inappetence probably

due to possible infection.

You can try add some salt into the water, this can improve water quality

Really?

Yes, I will not lie to you.

Wow

What's going on?

Is there anyone compliment on your beautiful eyes before'!

Are you serious?

Be confident!

Only others can see the beautiful side of yours.

Hello everyone! Sorry for the late!

Hello, long time no see, do you see remember me?

Of course! Auntie Jacquelin!

A few years ago, you and my dad had an affair

All because of you, persuading my dad to send me to UK for boarding school

Luckily, my dad dated a foreign chic soon

afterwards and broke up with you!

Otherwise I might need to call you mother!

Now you are a big boy and decided to come back to help your dad,

I shall explain the foundation of our company to you.

Here are our company's newest artists:

Ball Ball, Mi Mi and Gi Gi

Only one more member

then we will have our new 4 girls group.

I already had an idea on the group's name, I shall name them Yogurt!

David, what do you think?

Bad taste! Fire them all!

Oh My God, what are you talking about?

I have done some research,

nowadays there is no hope on young girl models!

Look at them, all did plastic surgeries on boosts or faces.

We shall not put further investments on young girls, let's try on young boys.

Take a look at these, I have picked some boys.

All of them have 6 packs muscles

even with pictures you can feel their powers!

Let's sign them all for 20 years, we have look at them for a long long time.

Is he trying to promote young male models or his boyfriend now?

If you want to fire someone, fire Ball Ball.

If you want to fire MiMi and Gi Gi, Sorry! It's impossible!

I am Tai Yuet Management's CEO,

is it impossible for me to fire a few people in this company?

Ball Ball, Mi Mi and Gi Gi are picked up

by your dad in Lan Kwai Fong.

If you want to fire them,

I think you shall give your dad a call and explain.

But as you know, your dad is now enjoying his

honeymoon in Caribbean Sea with your 7th mum.

I doubt you dare,

oops sorry, you will not want to disturb your dad right?

Bitch! Are you using my dad to give me pressure?

Yes, I am just being realistic!

If you really want to fire someone,

I shall pick a person for you to fire.

Let's take this as you being unreasonable on your first day of work.

Boss, your tea

Now we let you fire, and you can't decide? Are you a man?

Fine! I fire her

What? Fire me?

Why? I did nothing wrong!

Thank you very much! I wanted this fat woman disappear for very long already!

Miss Lin! Please don't fire me

I really like to sing a lot!

I know you dislike me for being fat! I can loose weight!

I can loose 10 pounds, 20 pounds or even 50 pounds

I really like to sing a lot

Don't be silly, I am not the one who wanted to fire you now,

is our new boss who wanted to fire you now,

non of my business!

Boss! Boss! Boss I beg you, please don't fire me!

I really like this job!

I really need this job!

Please spare me another chance

Well, don't crumble it please.

Today is my first day to be boss here,

can I just be unreasonable today?

Take it as your unlucky day!

Ball Ball! Ball Ball! You are always a friend of mine!

Please help me ask boss for a second chance!

Please help me, Ball Ball

I, is really non of my business. Fat Choi, don't pull me in please

Miss LIN

Security, take this fat woman away

also check her locker and see

if she stole anything from the office

Yes

It's Okay! I have my own feet to walk!

I wish you all in good health and live forever!

"A year later"

Wow! So smelly!

Is there a dead fish died for ages in there?

Do we need to call the fireman?

What's happening, why aren't you guys inside yet?

Sorry sir! Brothers, let's smash open the door

Smash your head! Overtime you go and smash people's door,

how can I claim all the money back?

Auntie 13, please

Bo! ls time for you to retreat back to the team! Police force needs you!

- Do you still remember who took your pig? - I can't remember

- How long did you keep your pig? - 10 years

- How can you keep it for that long - Why not

I can't expect that

Bo, you closed yourself up for a year already

I bet you still remember me as your boss,

Chief Johnny To?

I guess you didn't buy this magazine right?

Doesn't matter as it was an old news anyway,

- auntie 13 - Yes Sir

So, this is the hottest news! This is Today's

Tell Bo about the case

According to our witnesses testimonies, before Peter Poon got murdered at the scene

he quarreled with three young girl models.

They are Ball Ball, MiMi and GiGi

During the dispute,

three of them did threatened Peter Poon,

they warned him to be careful,

hence the police put all three of them on the suspect list

Peter Peon's dad holds the five largest international company in Hong Kong,

when this news is out, the stock market went up to 1000 point

his dad also made it clear that if we don't solve the case as soon as possible

He will take away all the investments he has in Hong Kong.

Thus the police headquarter is very concern about this case,

They have decided to put an undercover

into the management company

to investigate those three young models, hopefully can close this file soon.

We already have the best pick for the undercover, and that is you, Bo

Can you order fried noodles for me to take away

Also, can you get me a hair dryer

I haven't wash my hair for very long, I want to blow dry it now

Don't move! Are you finish Sir?

Are you going to ignore the chief's order?

Hey, we are all colleagues, don't be so irrational

Are you finish?

Yes I am finish

You can't go Bo

you have already finished your coming 10 years of annual leave,

therefore you can't take anymore

Then I can quit so I can have a life-long holiday

Why do you have to do that,

police force can't loss a star like you, you are the star of solving cases

There are so many detectives in this area,

why must I be the chosen one?

Well, your fried noodle I will ask someone to cook and deliver to you.

Hey you, concentrate on what I am going to say!

Firstly

in this area there are too many horny guys.

When they heard about about secretly work in the model agency

they immediately drool and loose all their passion at work.

Thus we need an experienced female detection

who has no benefit in taking up this job.

Secondly,

who can follow those models closely,

it must be a personal assistant

or a maid working in the company

So you are saying I am a maid?

I won't allow you to treat yourself that way!

Don't you want to know

why did Peter Poon choose those three young models over you

Who is a detection

with an IQ of 189?

Do you still want your fried noodle

Of course I will take it too! How to action if I am hungry! Sir

We used a lot of police force,

asked around for help

finally we got you a very secretive undercover identity

in Tai Yuet Management Company

Toilet Cleaner?

Bo! Work hard in this job!

Wow, this is scary like hell!

Boss Boss, come this way to clean your hands

I didn't see you when I come in

We have good service here

- Come here, let's get rid of the dust - What kind of service do you have'!

- A lot, come, dry your hands - Give me a towel first

- Clean your face too - I will, I will

Come, let's comb your hair

So handsome, see

Hey, I need some massage

Sure, no problem

- Here'? - Oh nice

OK, your shoulder is very tense

Yes, I am very tired

Well, what a good service. Good, I shall give you some tips

Thanks a lot! Thanks Boss

I still have other service

- What kind of service? - What do you want?

- I want to order some food, can you do that? - Yes

What kind of food do you do?

OK, Today is Tuesday.

We have sweet and sour pork, steam egg, minced pork spaghetti,

- fish fillet with corn, beef with bitter melon - I want hot-pot

I have already reserved a room for you Sir, this way please

Oh, (herds karaoke as well

Bo, help me install some bugs all around the office,

so then I can know everything happening in the office

Done

What the hell, what is going wrong?

It took me ages to find JoJo,

now GiGi is missing

and Press Con is going to be held in two days time!

God Bless Me!

Laugh, what is so funny?

If I were you,

I will call and cancel the Press Con, or else it will be very embarrassing

You are nuts

Stop day-dreaming!

- Help to make phone calls please! - Yes

And you! Stop staring at your crystal ball!

Nothing is going to pop out even if you keep on rubbing it

Ah, GiGi is calling!

Silly, pick up the damn phone!

GiGi! Where are you now?

What? OK, ByeBye

So what, is she willing to get her ass back?

I think she would not be able to come back in anytime soon

Why? What Happened?

This is a call from the police,

they said she got smashed by someone last week

and still in a coma now

Congratulations! Congratulations!

What, are you crazy? What was the congratulations for?

Well, I am happy for myself!

Recently I hired a boy group,

called Herbal Jelly.

I will give my full support to them, you can't say no this time.

Unless, you can find someone to replace GiGi right now

Ah

Who are you?

Wow

Hi everybody,

look at me, obviously I am here to clean...

Nel Nel, why are you swiping the floor,

you should go rehearse on your dance

Me?

Oh my, you forgot your nickname again!

Doesn't matter, you will get used to it in two days' time!

Good, let me officially introduce everyone,

this is my secret weapon, Nel Nel!

I have decided to replace Gi Gi with Nel Nel.

Oh well, all of a sudden my yogurt has 4 members and is good to go,

let's give an applause!

Hey, what secret weapon? I never heard you mentioned before!

Obviously no one will go around and advertise about their secret right?

Auntie! You want to be a young model with this look?

Will it be a bit harsh?

What are you trying to imply, gay man! What have I done that annoys you?

Oh, Nel Nel! You don't have to understand him,

come and give us a pose?

What, what pose?

Here you go! Low profile and a bit cheap,

I was like that when I was doing catwalk while I was young!

Be good, hang in there! Otherwise I will fire you!

Fire me? You don't have to do that!

I will be hereto take care of you! Don't worry

Nice, everyone come and welcome Nel Nel

- Nel Nel - What are you doing?

Welcome

So, To Sir. At first you asked me to sneak in there

to clean toilet and investigate

I am fine with that

Yet there is a change of situation now,

Jacquelin fooled me to be young model

I can't do that!

That is even better!

Before you can only investigate from the outside,

now you can be one of them,

it is easier for you to collect information.

Sir! I have no confident Sir, I request to stop this mission immediately

Impossible!

Even one of the suspects were injured now

this means the murderer is going to make a move

and you must grab this chance

and opportunity to find the real killer!

Of course we cannot miss out any opportunity,

yet I really can't be a young model

No one is born to be a young model

all of them needs a lot of training

Sir, I won't sleep with anyone

yet who am I sleeping with?

Training to be a young model can be quick or slow,

as you only have a day to train,

we have already organized a team for you!

I have found 3 experts from the police force, with 3 of them

I can guarantee you will

become a young model with no doubts

How come the police force has these experts?

Because geeks are everywhere

Famous all around Facebook, profession IT Wing

He browses and searches

for all kinds of pretty girls among friends

Also with the help of mutual friends,

he pretends to know people

Simply wants to get to know more girls.

"FaceBook expect, Wing" He belongs to Information Technology Department

This is Shing, a geek that adores asian and western culture.

His favorite hobby is to search for young models sexy pictures on Golden Forum

and happily share his ability to remember

all kinds of female creatures

"The memory, Shing" He belongs to Intelligence Department

The Judge'

he called himself on the internet

He gives comments to worldwide female celebrities

Despite the three goddess of his,

with his mouth

He place shame on all the other females.

"The judge, Mr Bao" He belongs to (he Negotiation expert Department

Madam, how about you try put some make upon,

then I will know what I can do to help

Also I can give you some comments,

find out why you can't attract men

I am not going to put make up on myself

Yes

I, I don't know how to do

Cheer up! I am going to do autopsy now

Oh My God, take a look at you

what kind of make-up that can even cover

your own original skin color?

Only when you are dead

Shocking purple eye shadow, pink blushes with bright red lip stick,

what are you trying to act?

You even put numerous layers of fake eye lashes,

are we celebrating Christmas in advance?

What is happening?

Stop it, what is the point

if I am ugly with or without make-up?

You are confusing

You have to look like you did not put any make-up even you did! It is the trend now

it gives people a pure looking feeling,

like first love!

First love is the motivation for geeks, it is like our life-target!

I can do very well in Judo, wrestling, karate

even hands up and down!

But if you ask me to do a make-up like first love, I have no single idea how to

Let's stop wasting our time, shall we?

Well, you don't have to know

we can help you

So this make up is same as no make-up

The highest state for make-up

is not about how exaggerating it can be, is not how to turn ugly into pretty.

You have good skin, better to go without make-up.

Yes, you should have told me earlier, wasted all my time

No, it is not a waste, will be quick

What's next, are you going to teach Madam how to dress up?

Well Madam. Just make this clear, you can wear the best dress,

but if you don't cover up your head,

it is very difficult to change your look

So perhaps you should just give up on me

please don't think like that Madam

Dressing up is an attitude,

telling others about your taste

OK, tell me quickly how to win geeks' hearts then

Black socking!

Black symbolizes mystery!

Ii can ignite the guys' adventurous spirit!

Guys would eager to tear it apart

like unwrapping a present!

Black socking can also highlight females' generous leg lines,

it can hide all the hair,

mosquito bites and papules.

Being an undercover, if accident happens

you can also cover your face up,

or use it as a mask.

Big contact lens!

How can you attract guys without them?

They can create

a lovely pity look

this will instigate guys' desire to protect

Is it very pretty'? I put big eye contact lens on already

and I can see much clearer

Do I look cute?

Do I, is it very big?

This way Madam,

let's take them off

Okay

Contact lens is less important, let me show you nice clothes

What clothes?

Come, good stuffs

Let go of me, let go immediately

Wow So cute

Hey, wait

Is it only three of you who like this look?

You three geeks cannot represent

all geeks in Hong Kong

Our whole department thinks the same

Which means?

It's shameful

One last thing for you, you must watch out for your own character!

If you continue to act so arrogant, no guys will ever chase after you.

Don't you realize all the girl gods on the website,

they all look so ignorant?

It does seems like it!

Which means those Barbies and wives are better than those girls with pretty faces

good body shapes and perfect make-ups?

This is because a good character is most important in catching geeks' attention!

If you have a terrible character,

no matter how pretty or sexy you are

the judge from internet

still won't like you.

What judge? Who are they?

You can search this from Google

or Facebook

Geeks' minds is always arrogant and confusing.

He can't get any girls in reality

thus they can only focus on commenting on girls online

Which means they have never interact with females,

yet they are picky and exquisite on girls?

This is so hard to understand

Although, I am distant by the screen monitor

Yet, I fully understand what they want!

Madam, do you know what to be feared for

a single girl with lines on face like you?

What do you mean by lines on face, are you implying I have wrinkles?

You should be feared for being over-confident!

Hey, why shouldn't a single mid-age girl be confident at herself?

So a normal mid-age woman without pretty looks, nice body shape,

educational qualification basically nothing,

should look down on herself and be self-pity? And so she should just die?

It is now the 21st century,

you should not use such thinking to label others.

This is unfair

Hey, where is everyone?

Let me ask you, if Andy Lau waited 10 years to propose to you,

what will you think?

He is obsessed with me!

What if I do the same thing to you?

You are a geek!

If a handsome guy posted a love song with lyrics on facebook,

what do you think?

He is being sensual and romantic!

What if I posted a love song on Facebook?

You are crazy!

If a handsome guy told you some dirty jokes,

what will you think?

He is flirting with me!

What if I said the same thing to you?

You are disgusting!

So you should understand, once I am a geek, I will be forever.

No matter what I wear, my character remains unchanged.

You will always find me disgusting no matter what I do!

Same theory applies on a single mid-age girl

No matter how much you try to change your appearance, your character will still be the same.

And you can never be

the perfect girl in geeks' minds.

Actually it will be better if you wash your hair

Really?

If you don't have self-conscious,

you will get hurt in the end!

There is common mistake

for girls in Hong Kong,

they often loose their self-consciousness and

over-estimated themselves after having a transformation in their looks.

Some ugly girls often

got the guys' hearts

while on the other hand,

some pretty girls got nothing

Actually beauty and body are comparatively less important

are comparatively less important

than self-conscious

High quality geeks don't label girls easily!

Therefore Madam, a word of advice

have self-conscious,

then you can say goodbye to single very soon!

Are you ready?

- I will try my best - Louder please

- Give me some power - OK

YEAH

- Picture, Picture - Picture

Wow, you smell good

Hey, hey, don't get too close

Hey... Jesus, hey... this camera is not for such use.

What takes so long, why aren't they arrive yet

For god sake, I need to hand in the work

Exactly, what takes so long

Hello Everybody, Sorry for the wait,

I am the manager Jacquelin.

Although our company seems

to be a bit quiet recently,

yet this is because we are

finding new blood from Asia.

Finally I can announce to you

all today this 4 strongest girls.

Please give a warm applause to them,

the strongest,

talented and cutest 4 in 1 girls group,

yogurt!

Hello everyone, I'm BallBall!

My name is MiMi!

I'm JOJo!

I am Nel Nel!

We have picked 4 lucky fans from the luck draw,

you 4 won a close interaction with yogurt!

Girls, hurry up and find your fans.

Come on Come on Come on,

be happy,

I don't want to play anymore

So dol

What do you normally play then?

I normally play computer games, read comic books, shop for toys and masturbate

O, I like that do,

shall we practice some self-defense skills on each other'!

Masturbate has no skills and this is an open area

It's Ok

My fellow citizens, self-defense is fairly simple,

if you met a pervert at the streets,

just remember the 4 self-defense formula!

Up, Down, Left and Right!

What is that?

Up

Down

Left

Right

I thought you say Right!

This is to distract others' attention

Good, anyone want to have a try?

I still have another 4 skills: North, East, South and West!

Yes, don't worry about the money, I will definitely get it.

Can you just give me a few more days for it please?

Yes, I will sort it out,

don't worry.

Please don't let my daddy know, ok?

ByeBV@

This David Cheng looks like a good man

Can't believe he owes someone a huge debt

We received information about Peter Poon

Before his death,

he was going to invest money into David Cheng's company.

He has high suspicion.

Hold on,

why would David Cheng kill Peter Poon?

If he do that, he can't get the money

True, why would he do that?

Indeed he would not be able to find the money

What do you think?

Yes, what do you think about those 3 girls?

Have you find anything from them?

BallBall, MiMi and JoJo. They don't have much suspicion.

Just normal Hong Kong Stars

who like taking selfies and be the centre of attraction.

Nothing special for Jacquelin too,

she always laugh for no reason

She doesn't seem to have any suspicion neither.

Keep up the good work, although there is no obvious suspect yet

However you should still watch out for

David Chang's every single move.

Yes sir, that's all for today!

It's getting dark, I should better go back, I have an early schedule tomorrow

Hang in there!

You wouldn't know how hard it is to be a young model.

I need to put on those big contact lens all day,

feel like my eyes are going blind soon!

Poor thing!

I have a tunic on my waist too, it always suffocates me,

I can't even eat! Working hours is even longer than a policeman

I know it must be very hard for you

So you must quickly finish your work and reunite with the team, we are all waiting for you!

- Yes I will. - Good job, hand in there!

- Ok - Go now and return soon

Why aren't you leaving too?

I am part of the police force,

thus to be a professional hawker,

I need to sell all these fish balls before leaving

Talking about selling fish balls, you actually can earn quite a lot

To Sir, are you going to report and give back those money you earned?

I will handle these money myself, I won't pass it to others.

You can give me yours, I will keep it in a safe place. Dun worry!

Come on girls! Have you all changed? Are you ready?

Today I'm very Happy

I have invited the most famous

photography Pierre Souffle

to help you all to take some beautiful PR pictures.

Remember to pose nice, don't embarrass me 0k?

Pierre are you ready?

Thank you, Girls, sexy and beauty! Kill me softly!

Good.

Wow. Beautiful

Good, Very Good

Very Good, Very Good

Good Good

One More

Come down, you come down

Hold this tight in front of you, hold it like this, exactly!

Don't look back, don't! Keep you eyes in front!

- Don't - Yes Yes

Exactly

Yes, Yes

Hey, pick the coin up, pick it up! Bow over, lower, lower.

Good, stop right here

Don't look back!

You three quickly teach me how to use

the shortest time to learn how to pose nicely

Hey guys, Madam needs help!

Ignore her! Focus on the photo shooting,

- we paid already! - TRUE

What are you guys doing,

told you all to turn off all the phones.

We can't be disturbed by others

- Yes - You are right

Are you having a stroke?

I will reward you geeks in return

I shall exchange one pretty girl photo with one pose of yours, quick!

Madam! No problem! We will teach you now

to pose nicely, you just need to imagine

every part of your body are in pain,

hold onto the painful spot,

then you will look like you are posing

This is way too abstract for me, you can say whatever you want

Stop explaining! We will send the pictures to you!

Wow, so beautiful!

That's a good one, that's a good one, lovely

OK, finished, thank you

Thank you

Who is next?

- Nel Nel! - Oops

What is wrong with you?

Ah, my stomach hurts, really hurts!

Hey, you can't go to the toilet before shooting.

That's right, be quick! We all want to off work!

Or is ii because you don't want to shoot! Are you trying to act like the bigger sister now?

Damn, is really painful

Hey I'm in a hurry, you do it or not?

Yes coming, go go go go go go go go

Do it first

Relax! Relax!

I am already relaxing

Pose! Pose ok?

Already did!

Be quick, I need to go to the loo

Jesus Christ

"Jaw Pain"

"Headache"

"Left heartache"

Oh good, nice nice, you are improving

"Abdominal pain"

Better better

Good good good

"Mouth pain"

"Leg pain"

"Spleen pain" That's a good one, that's a good one, lovely

"Eye pain"

"Cerebellum pain"

"Neck pain"

Pretty girl, well done. Good, very good!

Why do you send this Godzilla picture to Madam?

I was going to dislike a girl

not taking off her panties on face-book

this was sent by mistake!

Then what now?

Relax, be quiet and let me think

Ok, let's off all our phones

otherwise Madam will scold us

Hey Madam, I am chasing a thief now,

can't talk! Bye

Good good, very good

Perfect! Perfect! Pretty!

I just wonder if you could be my partner to Paris fashion week on May

Me?

I will introduce you to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

and I am sure they will like you so much

lam sure they like me a lot too! But why

Because they love wild animal so much

Oh my, Good girl good girl

I always said you are the best!

Thanks god, let's go together. Come on

You are not invited, bitch

You can't go, you don't have time

Yeah I can go now

Don't move! Put your hands up!

Are you trying to scare people off?

Oops, what are you doing in here?

What are you doing then?

Why you dress all back and come back to office at such late hours?

Why can't I?

I can't talk to you, I am rushing. See you later

Hey, where are you going?

It's non of your business! I am rushing! Move!

Wait, you can't go unless there is an explanation,

is the money yours?

This is from my safety box, the company is me,

of course the money is mine!

Then why can't you come get it in the morning?

You are obviously stealing!

You are right! Why can't I get it in the morning?

Well, I don't have to explain to you, just pretend you never see me

You admitted, you stole the money! You are a thief!

No, I have my reason! I have my reason!

Are you going to steal the money for boys?

You are insane, I like girls

Ridiculous, you are so gay!

You are crazy, if you don't trust me, I shall bring you to see my ex-girlfriend

Hello

You said you are going to bring me to see your ex,

why are we here?

If you have tried this, you will not fall for any men,

I don't understand why you girls will fall for guys

I see, you like this

Smallie! Haven't seen you for awhile, you are so skinny now!

I'm in rush! Where is the money?

Take a look yourself

I trust you, I really have to go now!

You're leaving? Where are you going?

My boyfriend got himself into trouble, I need to flee with him now

as you know, the boat won't wait for us, I really have to go now

But you still owe me something, did you bring them?

- Are you talking about the pictures? - Yes

Don't worry, they are safely stored in my phone! You see

That's good, I thought you didn't bring

Be safe then

Hey

lam not planning to give (hem back to you

Why?

All these years, if I don't have those pictures,

how can I get money from you,

how can I buy all these stuffs?

I don't know what will happen after I leave,

if I need money afterwards

I can still use those to

gel money from you

You are so wicked! That was the deal, I give you money

you give me back the pictures!

You shouldn't have taken those pictures, is all you fault, you dumb ass!

If you didn't fake me in taking those pictures, I wouldn't have.

I took them because I love you at that time!

Give me back, I can'! let anyone see those pictures

That's why you are stupid

Give me back, give me back

Let go of me

Give me back, give me back

What are you doing

Baby, Baby

You are the one who bully my baby, move!

Are you okay, baby?

Baby, he is bullying me. Hit him for me!

It's non of my business! Really, she fell down herself!

You are such a sissy! You will die so badly!

Top dangerous suspect, Soldier?

Now you know who my boyfriend is,

you two are going to die!

Little girl, have I seen you before, you look so familiar!

If we have met before,

you won't be able to escape anymore!

Stop flirting around, kill them all for me!

No, I didn't

You did that yesterday,

when we are having dinner and even now?

Don't waste any more time, just kill them

Hit you, I'm going to hit you badly. Go to hell!

What are you doing?

Why aren't you dead yet?

Little girl, I'm sorry for you

Are you really going to fight, my fist and foot have no eyes

What are you talking, have you drink expired milk?

Did you have a bad sleep?

Where's the strength

You want to hit me badly?

Nel Nel, you don't only know how to fight,

when you are fighting, you look so gorgeous

Don't talk about this now, you still have to settle with your ex-girlfriend

Don't try to rape me! Don't kill me! Don't rape and kill me!

Give me back the pictures

You know what to do, don't tell others you saw us!

For sure! I won't

Give me your phone, call the police!

Hello, 999 right? I am at no.99 North point avenue

I think I saw the top dangerous suspect Soldier fainted in here,

come and arrest him now.

Thanks

You should delete all these scandalous pictures first

What scandalous pictures, who do you think I am

Since we are friends, I can show you

Just for these pictures,

you pay so much to that fat bitch?

I am such a cutie!

I can't let others see my pictures

Even it costs a lot, I still need to get them back

You saved me today, I shall treat you for dinner

What do you want to eat

Beef offal please

ls my vegetarian day today

But you said you are treating

We can still have a vegetarian dinner

Vegetarian beef offal

That's a good idea

ls there such a thing?

Hey, To Sir, why do you dress like this?

The most dangerous place is always the safest!

I started to think that the reason

for you to dress up with different characters

is for your own satisfaction

From previous experience,

we could have just called each other.

The phone can be bugged

How about find a normal place for food.

We look so normal, no one would suspect us

This isn't the problem!

We only have limited budget, we can eat at the cafes

but ii is risky there as people can sit beside us.

Anyway how's your investigation?

They are all crazy!

David Cheng kept getting in my way!

I could have arrested Soldier

and get my promotion! This is madness!

You arrested Soldier?

Oops sorry, I was telling people it is me who arrested him!

As expected

Anyway, I thought you said

there is something for me to look at?

Yes, I've just received a video from a kind citizen,

there is some hint

The night when Peter Pooh was murdered, David Cheng was there!

He is indeed very suspicious

Well, the road is open to public, even if David Cheng did pass by

it is fairly normal. He acts like this

and look at his hand

he has no strength at all, I don't think is him

This could just be a disguise!

If he did disguise himself, he is highly suspicious

So what should we do next?

We only have limited time, we can't slowly gather information anymore

we have to take further actions

OK, which means'?

Make him talk!

But he has to be willing to talk

Don't worry! We have a new equipment!

Auntie 13, please!

This is the newest 2015 technology,

a gun from Russia to make people talk

Just point at the target and shoot,

then they will tell you everything.

But remember, you have only one chance

This is Hollywood's biggest project,

are you sure we can manage it?

It depends on your confidence,

you need to be confident, and you need to have confidence at the police force

To Sir, do you have confidence?

Yes

Alright

That's all for today!

Are you in a hurry?

Yes, I have giving out leaflets, take one!

- Okay - Japanese buffet

Seems okay, do you have any discount?

If you go in two, free of charge for one

I'm hungry but I can't find anyone else. Let's go

So are you paying?

I can't pay

Where is everyone? All gone?

Miss Ling and Peter so also called and said

if there is no money, they won't be come neither

No money for salary? Why no one inform me?

You probably have a poor relationship with colleagues, so how about the show now?

Don't worry, ifs all fine, lets continue! No problem!

I won't go with you, this is crazy, let's take yesterday's lunch box and go!

Hey you! Who is going to shoot if you leave?

You are a director yourself, you can do the shooting yourself!

We don't have any judges, where can I find judges now?

Jesus Christ, please forgive me

- Have you ordered take away? - Yes

I only ordered one take away, do you need two delivery men?

This is because our restaurant has just reorganized.

We divided department into smaller groups.

My name is Mr. Bao,

lam responsible for the food department, I mainly deliver food.

This is my colleague Shing, he is responsible for the drinks,

he mainly deliver drinks

As it is lunch time now, both of us are a bit hungry,

so we also called another colleague of ours to deliver food for us

Hey colleagues

You, who are you?

- Wing - Yes, that is him

So what?

Wow this must be yogurt!

You guys know them?

I can even smell their presence

Wow, I did not waste my instant noodle

This is perfect

Good

It seems like you all did some studies on girls!

That's good, we don't have any more time, stay and be the judges.

We will pay for you all

Let me take those, we will start very soon

Why is it broken?

Hey, hey! Why are you all here?

To Sir asked you three to come?

O, are you guys disguising to be the delivery boys in order to support me?

We should stop talking

Why?

We have different identity now

What's the difference?

Who are you now?

I'm part of Yogurt

Then who are we?

The judges

Exactly

- Go away - Move away

Hey, it is broken, her hand is broken

Don't do this, it won't look good later

You totally have no body figure at all

Are you blind?

Today's topic is fried sea cucumber and

mince pork with X0 sauce, are you ready?

I'm so ready

Start now

Haha, I am obvious the best compared

with all these young girls,

let's do this!

Nel Nel

Yes?

You scared me,

just now I heard someone poisoned you over the phone

I thought this will be the last time I see you.

I'm so worried about you

Don't be silly, they are so evil

they took away all the lunch boxes

immediately after the shooting.

No one cares about me, this is so upsetting

Don't be so angry,

I came all the way just for you

I know! You see

I don't know why it is still so painful,

you're useless, you are not a doctor

I'm not a doctor, but I bought you some cream.

This is really good, you should try

This is so tiny, will it work?

You are very kind

Wow, why do you have such a big gun?

They kept saying I am gay,

so I thought if I have a gun, I can be more manly.

Do I truly look like a man now?

- A bit - Yes

- You like guns? - I love guns

- I love guns too - You too?

We both like guns

- I really like guns - Me too

You see

This is a very cool one,

made in Russia, only one in Hong Kong.

You can't even find it from the internet

This is so cool, but why does it look like a toy gun?

What, yours is nothing better. It looks like those from Stars Wars

Yes, can I take a look?

Yes yes yes, you must try it out, come, let's try it

Point here, correct! Put your finger here, exactly

Oh no, I am a bit nervous, can you do it with me?

Don't worry, count one, two and three

. okay . Okay

- One - One

- Two - Two

- Three - Three

Why did you shoot at me?

No, because I am left handed,

I feel uncomfortable using my right hand, it is more comfortable if I shoot at this site

Nel Nel, what happened?

Don't be mad, I give you back your gun

This gun is so good to hold

You are all red,

your face look the same color as your lips now

Of course I am red,

if you don't leave now, everything will be screwed

Nel Nel, you look so cute

when you become red

This is so annoying

I want a picture of you, let's selfie. Come

I am the undercover to investigate

Peter Poon's murder case

why should I selfie with the suspect?

Let's take a vertical one, one more please?

Vertical? Can I beat you up?

Sorry Sorry, I forgot to use photoshop,

you know everyone uses this now

I must stop you from talking, Jesus, let's do it!

Why did you kiss me?

I knew it, I know you feel the same as I do,

secretly liking each other

If that's the case

I shall give you this

Finally wake

I know you don't care about the money,

but well, you should keep this

Are you going to be responsible?

It's fine, don't worry. Bu! do not try to control me,

I promised you, I won't cheat,

but I can't avoid others come and chase after me

What? If in that case, you must remember you have someone waiting for you at home

You can go out and play, but don't have sex with them

I know, I know. I won't embarrass the one at home

Since you are mine now,

I shall ask you one question.

But you cannot lie to me

Okay, I won't lie, what you want to ask?

Is the company loosing a lot of money?

Why did you ask that?

I am now yours,

if your company owes a lot of debts, I might have to help you pay

Yes, the company is in trouble now, we don't have enough funds

and my dad is busy dating girls

it is quite normal for him have dates, after all he is the boss of a management company

I don't want people to think

I am like my dad,

that's why I hire all these boys,

so people will think I am gay

Didn't know you have such thoughts

Have you thought of asking others to invest in the company then?

Yes I did, but it is very difficult

How hard can it be,

you can find a few girls to make those bosses happy

Those bosses only think of dating the girls, and they also have lots of requests

That's very true too, Peter Poon is famous in dating around

but he just got smashed

Is this related with you?

Don't be crazy, of course it is non of my business,

how can I be involved?

Why do you have such big reactions? Are you lying?

No, I only passed by that night

Passed by? Tell me all about it

Peter, my brother, you said you are going t invest in our company,

when are you going to give us the money?

I simply want BallBall, MiMi and GiGi to go

Hainan Island with me for two to three days

If they can make me happy,

I will put money in this big project. We can start talking then

You can just find them yourselves,

you have their numbers

I want them dizzy!

What dizzy, what do you mean?

Well, you do understand! I want them sedated

when they get on and off the plane

You want me lo medicate them? I won't do any illegal stuffs

Of course you must do those illegal things, otherwise should I do it myself?

If you listen to me,

I can even buy this whole company!

Although I do need money now,

but I am not going to be a jerk!

What's wrong to be a jerk?

I gave money to lots of jerk friends,

they are jerks, you can join them

They are all jerks,

one jerk, two jerks

You can be the third.

You guys can be a team of jerks

I said I won't do it!

Fine, I am in a hurry to get a prostitute.

I shall leave now, call me if you made up your mind

Do I look like a jerk?

Damn it, I really need money now and it's just once

What's that?

H's non of my business

lam really not the murderer, I did not kill anyone

I believe you

You don't have any strength, you can't kill anyone

What you suggest is it directly related to

my performance just now?

Yes

Then I should do more sit-ups

Do it quick

Happy Birthday to you

How do you know it is my birthday month?

It's your birthday too? This cake is not for you!

For who then?

It's for JoJo! But since it is your birthday too,

you two shall make a wish together

Why do you know my birthday?

You filled in the application form! You all think I am fierce

You all think I am fierce,

but I am actually really kind

quickly make a wish!

I shall make mine first! I wish all the bad luck can go away this year!

You, were you very unlucky last year?

Don't talk about it, I've got so many terrible dates!

That's not because of your luck,

it's just because you always flirt around

That Peter Peon, kept asking me out.

I have already rejected him,

luckily someone attacked him

All because of you didn't pick up your phone,

that's why he started calling me!

His so disturbing.

But I should really thank the murderer!

I think the killer did a favor for (he world!

Who is the killer you think?

It is very difficult to say,

he has dated almost three thousand girls

That's true, he even wanted to date me! I think he really want to go to hell!

What, he had good taste.

However, I don't like him

By the way, can I make my wish?

Yes, let's stop talking about other things!

Birthday girl, make a wish!

I wish you all in good health and live forever

You are too kind to make such a birthday wish.

But why does this wish sounds familiar

Jesus! Don't mention about that Fat Choi!

Who is the Fat Choi?

Jacquelin fired her before!

Stop it there! Jesus Christ

I didn't fire her, David was!

That's not true, you suggested him to fire her!

No

Stop talking!

Why shouldn't?

I heard she died recently

Don't you think recently

it is a bit cold in the office?

Don't you think I regret for doing that,

I listened to her Cassette after she left,

her song is actually very good

Talking about that,

she is a very nice and loyal person

Just a bit fat, but she is quite cute actually.

We shouldn't be mean at her

Stop talking about dead people today,

ii is a Birthday party

We should cut the cake, let's cut the cake shall we?

Cut the cake, Yeah

This is your favorite strawberry, Miss Lin

Cut the cake

Yes, that was awesome

ls all fine, be good

You perform well today, you have improved

Who is that Fat Choi?

Well

You kept secrets from me!

No I didn't! I have nothing with her!

But I heard you fired her

I didn't mean to,

that day I was just having a bad mood!

I did chase after her and wanted her to come back!

Fat choi

I wanted to save her fish, but they all died already.

I tried do cardiac compressions on them, but was unsuccessful!

So I buried them all,

and even had two memorials for them

I think if she is in heaven now, I hope she will forgive me

What are you doing?

I am stretching

Wake up, you stomach is so big. Wake up

Hey, follow me

What's this call?

Pretty girl looking into the mirror.

If you do this everyday, you will becomevery skinny

and so light that no thieves can chase after you

What'?

You need to be a bit quicker, use a bit more energy

lam so hungry, I haven't eat for the whole day

Take some

Told you not to keep loosing weight,

how can you dance if you have no energy

Haha, luckily you reminded me, I haven't take my weight loss pills

Where did I put it?

I just saw it over there

Oh yes

Okay girls, let's try with the music, be quick!

Stand properly

All good, are you all ready? Music please

Pose first, pose!

Go

Touch your legs

Good, and head, bow!

Move, walk and steps

Ready, one two three and four. Act as a cat, ready to throw yourself out

Left

Right

Turn and bow

Good

Excuse me, when we need to hold this till?

Actually you can turn around now

ls there any questions?

I don't have any questions

Good if you all understand, is your turn

I know how to do this

Good good, position ready? Stand properly, Ready?

Okay Music please

Pose Pose Pose

Time to act as a cat, ready

Go

Throw yourself out

Pass already

My kidney hurts

Turn Turn Turn around

I can't, my stomach hurts

What's wrong with BallBall?

Where is she going?

Stop playing all day with your crystal ball,

can you guys pay more attention?

This is serious

Give me back

We can't continue pretending nothing has happened,

if someone can secretly change my X0 sauce,

this person must be really good at it.

Also he must be very familiar with where Ball Ball used to put her meds

And hence the suspect must be among us

Nel Nel you are so smart,

can you please tell me who is the murderer?

Murderer is among us,

but I'm still clueless who ii is

Whatever

What you've just said is meaningless

Calm down everyone, I already have an idea

Patience! I'm sure if we wait,

lei say one day

two, three or even one month.

As long as we have patience,

the murderer will definitely kill again

Good idea

Let's say if the murderer never show up, we shall all be here waiting?

How long do I need to wait?

It is my mother's birthday today, I need to go celebrate with her

Relax Miss Lin, sit down first

Are you the one who order the ingredients for the cooking show?

Yes

And you are the one who force Ball Ball to loose weight too'?

Of course

You are familiar with Yogurt's daily habits right?

Sure

You are highly suspicious

Oooooo!

It is you!

You are all freaks

I see you guys everyday doesn't make me a killer

Don't forget I am your manager,

will I be so stupid to kill people who earn money for me?

I have something to say

Say, do you have any new information?

I honestly do not mind staying here overnight

until the killer shows up.

But as this maybe a long battle,

it seems everyone has forgotten the main concern here

What is it?

What are we going to eat tonight?

Jesus Christ

Don't you guys worry if we don't make the call for food now

restaurants will all be

close soon

we might starve here

to death guys

That's true, let's order some noodles, porridge, rice

- We just finished a cake, are we eating again? - And also tomorrow's breakfast then

Yes, what do you want

- I want a tomato omelette rice - I want to eat too but...

Hey, let's order breakfast too, they may not have delivery tomorrow morning

The cake, the cake is...

Poisoned

Who bought the cake?

JoJo bought it

Why we are here

Hey, can you help me untie it please?

Holy Shit, I am so scared now,

did I get rape just now while I was unconscious?

I just learnt to have sex with a virgin,

I don't want that to be the last time of my sex life.

Don't be crazy

Calm down please, calm down.

The most important thing is we all need to unite, don't fall into the killer's trap

Hey JoJo, Jojo, come over!

You're so smart to have a knife, come and save us

Save us,

save us please

She is not hereto save us, she is here to kill us

What'?

I knew it from the start that

you are the smartest among them

I knew you are not simple

Then have you figure out who I am?

If I didn't get it wrongly, you must have a special relationship with Fat Choi

I was just suspecting before,

but when I took your crystal ball just now,

I realized that isn't a crystal ball

it is a very special fish tank.

And inside that fish tank,

there are baby Guppy fish

What, Guppy fish? They are Fat Choi's favorite

I'm impressed with your logically reasoning

What is the relationship between you and Fat Choi'!

I can't believe Fat Choi has such a pretty sister

Sorry, I am not Fat Choi's sister

Then you must be Fat Choi's daughter

Stop it, she was fat but she wasn't pregnant

- He said that - I didn't

Can you calm down please?

JoJo, please tell us the answer

tell us the answer

Who are you?

Hello everybody

lam Fat Choi

I wish you all in good health and live forever

You, David!

That was loud

All because you want to act like a boss, so you fired me

You three too, I treat you all so kind,

but you all didn't say a word to help when he wanted to fire me

I borrowed money for this revenge.

I went for plastic surgery, loose weight, I even change my vocal cord

Finally I am back

I want you lose everything

I will ruin Yogurt

Which means you are the one who killed Peter Poon

Correct

Hi pretty! What a co-incidence

It wasn't a co-incidence, I have waited you here for very long

For me'? What?

It's so late now, there is not much people around,

so I want to find someone to have sex in this alley.

Are you interested?

I have very interested

Where is the girl'? Where did she go? Is she playing hide and seek'?

What are you doing?

What's that?

Without Peter Poon,

you have no investors

and you all will be in deep trouble

JoJo, don't be so stingy,

don't play please

Fat Choi's daughter, you actually only have grudges against David

Hey

You two can play together, as you know I dislike him always.

If you killed him,

I won't tell anyone

Fat Choi, stop doing things wrong again,

it's okay if you stop now

Shut up Nel Nel,

I hate you too.

I have been told to be a singer, you have to be pretty and sexy.

How about you? You have no looks nor a sexy body.

Are in insane trying to make her a star?

Yes, indeed

Nel Nel, listen to me, it is not a crime to have no looks and a good body figure

I don't mind

I do have mercy,

let's play a game

What'?

I once heard, people who are going to die are very honest

If anyone of you can tell me a touching secret,

then you don't have to die

Let me say first

I am not from Mainland China actually,

I grew up in America.

Hello everyone I am Taylor Swift Chan from California

I have a wish is to become the world first class

flight attendant and fly all around the world

and I wish for world peace

I knew there is a trend for Mainlanders,

therefore I pretend to be them so as to be famous

lam fine with Mainlanders

I did plastic surgery on my whole body,

nothing is real

even my eyelashes.

I took drugs for 3 years, divorce for 3 times

I have a son and a daughter.

My son is 6 this year and I am finding a secondary school for him right now

I feel so dirty deep inside myself, lam an asshole.

I place tiny cameras in all the toilets and changing rooms

which Yogurt used before

All these cameras are linked to my home, so I can enjoy it myself

I even copied them into DVD,

they will be out next week for sell

Every time I look at MiMi and Ball Ball,

I will masturbate

There was a night when I was drunk

and I looked at Nel Nel, I...

What, what did you do

I am a bastard

Did you do anything, tell me now

I had two dates back when I was in secondary school,

first time with a black, second one with a man

lam not a pure geek,

I lied to my two dearest brothers

I am a dick head

Actually, I am a transgender.

My biggest regret is I haven't done surgery to change my gender.

I am not a real woman yet

I love you

I love you

Actually, I am not gay,

lam just very sissy

That means you are gay

It is different

And I found the love of my life

- What - Who's that

David, if I can go out alive

I will marry you for sure

Congratulations then

Are you serious

I am serious

Nel Nel, do you know how amazing your eyes are?

Have anyone tell you about your beautiful eyes?

Kiss her

Why did you lie even you are going to die soon?

I am very angry now, one game, the loser will die immediately

What game?

The Grand Master

Hello everyone, are you all ready?

Everyone will have three chances, if you loose all, then you will die.

Don't try to play tricks on me, if I am scared,

I don't know where I will put this knife at

Let's do it, start

- The - Grand

- Mas... - ...ter

The

Grand, Mas..

Ter

Ter

Point at someone

I already said master

You need to point at someone

Quick

Point at someone

The,

the

You really like to teach people

Hey, I don't know how to play this

- The - Grand

- Mas...

Show your punches

It's okay, you still have one more chance

The

Grand Master

Hey

What, can you point all at yourself?

I already said I am in a hurry

Be quick

Start again

The

Grand

Master

Why don't you do your actions?

Where's your gesture, silly?

So what? Even you are a Madam. I shall win this time

David, if something happen to me later,

you need to take good care of yourself

Nel Nel, trust me, I won't let you die

I won, you shall go to hell

The

Damn, ii hurts

Just because of you?

Pull her away, use some strength

Harder please

Harder

Not me, is her

Harder

No choice, let's use the unique skill

What kind of unique skill

Up

Down

Left

Right

Yeah

Who are you

My name is Bo Wong, an IQ 189

and internationally well known pretty detective

who won lots of prizes and solved thousands of mysterious cases

Yeah

"Brothel frequenter"

So how, are you hungry?

Order some food,

do you want sandwish, hotdog or bread with ham?

I'm very full, thanks Sir

Bo, you did a great job this time.

Thanks to you, we can arrest the killer

who murder Peter Peon.

Although he is still in a coma now yet

his dad is very happy.

He is very grateful with what we did,

and so he decided to continue invest in Hong Kong

Hong Kong will be very lucky all because of you

Don't worry, I did not take all the compliments this time.

I showed all the fellow citizens that you are the one who found the killer

Sir, but I only got a tiny promotion

for such great work

This is a very difficult job you know?

I give up a lotto help you all to take over such difficult position.

Moreover you have the same housing

and medical benefits as I do now.

It is better this way Bo

Sir, I need time off from work. Sir

You just took a long holiday,

and backed to work for 2 weeks.

Why are you taking days off again?

Sorry Sir, I have plan, Sir

What's your plan?

I'm getting married Sir

Married?

Yes, lei me introduce my wife to you, come

Come in

- Hi Sir - Darling

Are you ready to leave honey?

- I bought all the food for dinner already - Take a seal

You are...

her wife?

It's just a name, nowadays women and men has equal rights

I mainly work outside while he stays home and cook. We are cool with that

The love story nowadays are indeed very complicated

So how about my holiday, Sir?

How can I not let you off if you are getting married?

Excuse me.

Hello, General Secretary. I clearly understand, I know what to do

Okay, goodbye

Sir, what make you so nervous?

I'm worried you will too if you know

Then you better don't tell me, what did he say?

Miss Universe is going to be held in Hainan Island this year.

We got information saying that there will be a criminal gang messing up the competition.

A vote is made from our fellow 30 thousand policemen

we elect you to go for the Miss Universe competition

and arrest the head of the criminal gang

Me? Miss Universe?

You have handled the young model job very well,

I'm sure you can do well in being Miss Universe

Then how about my annual leave?

Working Holiday is now the trend

you can work and travel for free now.

What a fantastic idea

I will give you three seconds to consider

Three, two