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Previously on Jonas L.A....
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What I'm trying to say is...
I like you.
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This is crazy?
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You're a rockstar and you're...
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- Macy..
- I'm your Macy.
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- I want to be friends.
- We are friends.
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Just friends.
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- Let's go on a date.
- That sounds really nice.
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That's perfect.
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You're ***
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- Thanks.
- Just stay away from Joe.
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- Or what?
- Or we're gonna have a problem.
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So, how's my favorite movie star today?
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- Great. I feel terrific.
- Wrong answer.
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- Hey, Lisa.
- Hi, ***.
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So how's my favorite movie star today?
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Oh, happy to be working with my favorite
young director.
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And that's how you take a compliment.
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I think I got it now.
Beautiful.
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They warn me it's my ex boy-friend.
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Beautiful and hilarious.
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So, Joe...
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How's my new friend, Stella, doing?
Have you been hanging out a lot?
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Since she lives in your guest house,
which is so close to your house.
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Yeah. Sure.
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You know it's so great that you're cool
with Stella and I staying friends.
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Why wouldn't I be?
I am a very secure person.
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***, please.
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Um, yes, I'm gonna get your secure
little face to make-up, ok?
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- Anyway, bye, Joe.
- Bye.
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Um, listen, I need a new wardrobe girl.
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You think your friend, blondie,
might like the job?
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- Yeah, I could give her a call and see
if she'd be up for it. - Great.
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Aaaa! Yes, yes, yes.
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I think she may be interested.
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Sync by hana.bean & honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Remind me again who's gonna be doing
wardrobe on the big *** movie?
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Give me a second. I know this one.
You are.
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So... you and Nick...
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Big day tomorrow...
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- I know, our one month anniversary.
- Aww.
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I'm sure he's gonna get you
something really special.
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The first gift you give a woman
is the most important.
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It sets the whole tone
for the relationship.
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???
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For example, the first gift I gave mom.
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You mean that stupid handprint
you made in kindergarten?
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It was the third grade
and she still loves it.
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Ever since she's loved me best.
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She says she loves me best
every time I take out the trash.
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It's her go-to compliment.
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Really?
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Well, right now we're focusing
on what you're gonna get your girlfriend.
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- Maybe I should ask her what she wants.
- No, no, no. Don't do that.
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As she says... I don't know who you are.
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You have to read her mind.
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- Or send in a spy.
- I can't read minds.
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Then I spy.
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Double bro seven.
At your service.
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So how's that harness feeling, huh?
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A little bit snug.
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Well get used to it. I want you
completely natural for your big fight scene.
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- It's gonna be so cool.
- Yeah.
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Dave versus an army of evil ghosts.
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- You're loving it.
- You know, I saw a ghost once.
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- Of course, it might have been an alien
disguised as a ghost. - Uh-uh.
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They do that.
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- Okay.
- Best in the biz, right?
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So this is how it's gonna go.
When you get a ghost punch,
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Larry is gonna yank you up into the air.
Right, Lar?
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You bet. You know, I got a pet chicken.
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Her name is Frank.
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- You sure he's ok?
- I trust him with your life.
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Alright. Larry, pull him up.
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I just want you to know you're the first
ghost I've ever dressed on a movie set.
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Actually, you're the first anything
I've ever dressed on a movie set.
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So you have to look perfect.
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Awesome.
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There you go.
Go, be scary.
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You!
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Who let you on my set?
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It's Mona's set.
And she hired me.
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Does Joe know about this?
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Why don't you ask him yourself?
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My two favorite girls in the same set.
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How good is this?
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- So good.
- The best.
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- The bestest.
- The besteriest.
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Time to ***
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Honey, you didn't tell me Stella
was working on our movie.
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Surprise.
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Well, you two...
love this.
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But I gotta go
do an Internet search...
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"Larry, safety, accidents."
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Do you know how hard it is
to pretend we're friends?
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Wait, why are we pretending
we're friends?
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Because I don't want Joe to
think that I'm jealous of you.
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- Hmm.
- Which I'm not.
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I don't believe you, but go on.
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And you don't want Joe to find
out that you don't like me
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because you're afraid
that he won't like you.
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It's not fair.
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This set was my one
Stella-free zone.
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Vanessa, I'm not here
to steal your boyfriend.
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I'm here to do a job.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
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I have some ghosts to fabulize.
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Good to go.
Next.
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Looking good in here.
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Kevin, I'm telling you
there was no leak.
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It's preventative plumbing.
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It's the latest thing.
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Yeah, all fixed.
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So I love what you girls
have done with the place.
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Oh, well, we haven't really
done anything with it.
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Exactly.
So you need things.
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So what would be the perfect
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guest-housewarming gift
theoretically?
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Um, I don't know.
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A can opener?
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More personal.
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A can opener
with my name on it?
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Say it's Christmas. What would Macy
want to find underneath the tree?
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Oh, actually we have
this tradition in my family
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where we don't buy
each other gifts.
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Really?
Keep talking.
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We only exchange things
that we've made ourselves,
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like for instance this quilt
that my Grammy Grace
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made for me.
I really love it.
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So what you're saying is
no buying,
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just making followed by loving?
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Have you eaten today?
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Yes, I have.
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Thank you very much.
Mission accomplished.
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Hey, everybody.
I'm home
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from work
on a major motion picture.
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How exciting.
How was your first day?
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Amazing.
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Yeah?
Tell me all about it.
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Mace, I was so in the zone,
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like I just knew
how everyone should look.
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And Mona loved it.
And I was in heaven.
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Yay!
And miss Vanessa?
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Oh, let's just say
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Stella Malone threw down.
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- Yeah.
- Play by play.
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Okay, so she was all like, "this
is my only Stella-free zone."
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And I was like,
"I'm here to do a job."
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And then she walked off
and I ripped some guy's shirt.
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- It was awesome.
- I'm so proud of you.
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She will not be a problem
for me anymore.
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- Joe: Hey, guys.
- Oh, hey.
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Do I have a surprise for you.
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Vanessa's house is being
fumigated... flying termites.
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And guess who's staying with
us for the whole weekend.
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Ciao, roomies.
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Joe: This is gonna be so awesome.
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( Vanessa snoring )
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You said Vanessa wasn't going to
be a problem for you anymore.
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She's not.
She is a problem for us.
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- ( Door opens )
- What's that racket?
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Is someone mowing
the lawn in here?
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Who's that?
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Joe's girlfriend.
She has flying termites.
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Well, at least I don't have to
worry about you dating him.
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( Door closes )
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( Vanessa inhales )
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Good morning, roomies.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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So how did you sleep?
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- Horrible. - Bummer.
I slept like a baby.
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Well, you snore
like a water buffalo.
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Oh, I had a lot of cheese
last night.
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It makes me a little phlegmy.
( Coughs )
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Okay okay, I get it.
I get it.
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I went to where you work
and you came to where I live.
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And we're even.
So why don't you just pack up your stuff
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and just get out of here?
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I don't think so.
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You can't stay all summer.
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Oh, I don't know,
because after they fumigate,
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things might be
a little termitey
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and I'll have to redecorate,
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which could take... carry
the six, divide by four...
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all summer.
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Oh, excuse me while I
just clear a little space
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for my products.
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Okay, what is it gonna take
to just get you to go away?
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Quit your job
on "forever April."
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Not gonna happen.
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How would you girls feel
about triple bunk beds?
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( Clicks tongue )
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- Are you sure Macy wants a mug?
- Can you make a quilt?
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- No.
- Then this is your best shot.
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I'm telling you, man, Macy
only likes handmade gifts.
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It's her family's tradition.
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Yeah, but it's just
little kids in here.
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So what? When has that
ever stopped us
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from jumping in the ball pit
at burger monkey?
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- Good point.
- Thank you.
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- Hi.
- Hey, Stells.
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I'm just working on my fight
moves for the next scene.
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So did you guys have a fun
slumber party last night?
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Uh, no.
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Joe, there's something
that you should know.
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Joe.
And roomie.
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I was looking
all over for you two.
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You're so sneaky.
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Good morning, Vanessa.
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Hi. Are you nervous
for your big day, Joe?
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Just a little bit.
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Do you know
Larry the rigging guy?
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Yeah. You have so much
on your plate today.
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We wouldn't want
anything to upset you.
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Right, Stell?
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Right, Vaness.
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You guys are awesome.
Stella, you wanted to tell me something.
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Yeah.
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Good luck today.
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All right, I think it's finally starting
to take on some muglike qualities.
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- Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
- That mug is ug.
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Kiara, what are you doing here?
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It's my cousin Theresa's
birthday party.
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She's 10.
What's your excuse?
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We're making a very important
gift for a very special lady.
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Oh, my bad for teasing you.
Your mom is gonna love it.
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- Thank you.
- Actually it's for Macy.
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Hold up. You're making a
mug for your love dove?
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Yes, Kiara, I'm making a
mug for my love dove.
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( Laughs ) That is so sad.
It's hilarious.
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- What do you mean?
- Please, no girl wants a corny old mug.
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You might as well break it now
and save her the trouble.
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You still think
this is a good idea?
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Absolutely.
I'm giving mine to mom.
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She's gonna put it
right next to the handprint.
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- What?
- Sorry, my hand slipped.
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Oh yeah, mine too.
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I think you made it better.
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And cut!
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Beautiful.
Thank you.
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Is this my chai ice tea?
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Ow.
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Oh please,
I didn't even touch you.
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You were thinking about it.
I could feel you pricking me with your mind.
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Hey Vanessa,
when we break for lunch,
246
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why don't you meet me in the barn?
I want to show you something cool.
247
00:11:48,078 --> 00:11:50,518
Great.
I love cool things
248
00:11:50,447 --> 00:11:52,787
from Joe to me.
249
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,190
Hey, Stells,
I didn't see you there.
250
00:11:55,127 --> 00:11:57,127
- Hi.
- Why don't you come along too?
251
00:11:57,074 --> 00:11:59,744
- Oh, she's so busy.
- I can make the time.
252
00:11:59,664 --> 00:12:01,434
Great, then I'll see you
ladies in the barn.
253
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,250
All done.
254
00:12:05,207 --> 00:12:07,237
Ow.
255
00:12:07,183 --> 00:12:09,793
- Mona, she stuck me.
- No, I didn't. I didn't.
256
00:12:09,715 --> 00:12:11,515
Ladies, what's this all about?
257
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,310
- Well, I think it all really
started... - Don't care.
258
00:12:13,264 --> 00:12:15,104
These girls are driving me crazy.
Do me a favor,
259
00:12:15,057 --> 00:12:17,127
can you book me a massage
for, like, 10:00?
260
00:12:19,574 --> 00:12:23,844
- Dude, she's gonna hate it.
- No, she won't, because it's from you.
261
00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:25,739
Oh, that is nasty.
262
00:12:25,684 --> 00:12:27,984
Don't you have
anything positive to say?
263
00:12:27,928 --> 00:12:30,158
Oh, I'm positive that is nasty.
264
00:12:30,105 --> 00:12:31,605
Yeah, like your mug's
any better.
265
00:12:31,573 --> 00:12:33,803
My mug will beg to differ.
266
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,320
All right, kid,
how much you want for it?
267
00:12:35,284 --> 00:12:37,984
Save your money and buy your
girlfriend a real present.
268
00:12:37,912 --> 00:12:40,112
- Yeah, let's just go to the mall.
- No, dude.
269
00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:42,421
The whole point was to give Macy
something that you made yourself.
270
00:12:42,353 --> 00:12:44,253
You're right.
But you know,
271
00:12:44,213 --> 00:12:45,983
it wouldn't be too hard
to change "mom" to "Macy."
272
00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:48,710
No way.
Mom's gonna love this.
273
00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:50,435
This is what's putting me
back on top.
274
00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:54,330
Hey, would you guys mind saying hi to
my cousin Theresa and her friends?
275
00:12:54,198 --> 00:12:55,898
It would really make
her birthday special.
276
00:12:55,866 --> 00:12:58,426
- Yeah, absolutely.
- Sure, we always have time for our fans.
277
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,330
Yo, everybody, get over here.
278
00:13:00,278 --> 00:13:02,518
Hey, everybody. How are you doing?
Happy Birthday.
279
00:13:02,455 --> 00:13:05,325
Hey girls, check out
that whack mug.
280
00:13:07,001 --> 00:13:10,201
Oh man, it's a good thing
you guys can sing.
281
00:13:16,189 --> 00:13:18,549
Hey Larry,
mind doing me a favor?
282
00:13:18,491 --> 00:13:20,491
Yes, you can borrow my pants.
283
00:13:20,438 --> 00:13:23,078
Oh, no no no. Don't need pants.
Good on pants.
284
00:13:22,999 --> 00:13:26,309
Your loss.
These babies are really broken in.
285
00:13:26,202 --> 00:13:28,172
I appreciate the offer.
286
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:31,760
Are you okay?
You need to talk?
287
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,640
You know what makes me
feel better?
288
00:13:33,597 --> 00:13:35,727
Yelling at rocks.
289
00:13:35,668 --> 00:13:37,608
Larry, focus.
290
00:13:37,558 --> 00:13:40,198
I can't. My eyes
don't work together.
291
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,689
Oh, sorry.
292
00:13:42,612 --> 00:13:45,752
Listen, my girlfriend and my friend
will be here in a few minutes.
293
00:13:45,653 --> 00:13:48,823
I want you to hoist me up to the top and
leave me there until they get here.
294
00:13:48,731 --> 00:13:51,091
Right, and then
you're gonna swoop down
295
00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:52,803
and surprise them
like a superhero.
296
00:13:52,759 --> 00:13:54,389
- Exactly.
- You want to borrow my tights?
297
00:13:54,361 --> 00:13:56,391
No no no, maybe next time.
298
00:13:56,346 --> 00:13:58,376
Let's hook you up.
299
00:14:00,825 --> 00:14:03,095
- To our month-iversary.
- To our month-iversary.
300
00:14:03,031 --> 00:14:05,001
You know I made up
that word, right?
301
00:14:04,949 --> 00:14:06,259
What other girl does that?
302
00:14:06,235 --> 00:14:07,635
Aww.
303
00:14:07,606 --> 00:14:09,946
Okay, open mine.
Ready?
304
00:14:15,231 --> 00:14:18,101
Wow, it's beautiful.
305
00:14:18,012 --> 00:14:19,482
You made this?
306
00:14:19,451 --> 00:14:21,921
Of course not.
307
00:14:21,849 --> 00:14:24,089
It's a watch.
308
00:14:24,026 --> 00:14:26,266
So you bought it with money?
309
00:14:26,203 --> 00:14:28,673
Mm-hmm, I've been saving up
for a special occasion.
310
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,140
Okay, my turn.
311
00:14:30,106 --> 00:14:32,046
- Wait, no.
- What?
312
00:14:35,036 --> 00:14:37,776
Oh. Ee-ee.
313
00:14:37,693 --> 00:14:39,463
- It's a...
- Mug.
314
00:14:40,704 --> 00:14:42,734
Where did you get it?
315
00:14:42,689 --> 00:14:44,089
I made it.
316
00:14:44,061 --> 00:14:45,491
Why?
317
00:14:47,514 --> 00:14:50,114
Because Kevin said your family
only gives handmade gifts.
318
00:14:50,046 --> 00:14:53,546
Oh, Kevin.
That explains that.
319
00:14:53,441 --> 00:14:54,741
You hate it.
320
00:14:54,716 --> 00:14:56,046
No no no, Nick.
321
00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:58,000
I think it's really sweet
322
00:14:57,949 --> 00:15:00,049
that you tried to do
something special for me.
323
00:15:00,001 --> 00:15:02,101
How could I not love it?
Come here.
324
00:15:02,044 --> 00:15:04,044
Thank you.
325
00:15:05,631 --> 00:15:07,601
Well, in case
you hadn't noticed,
326
00:15:07,549 --> 00:15:09,289
Kevin is wrong sometimes.
327
00:15:09,247 --> 00:15:10,847
I have noticed that, yes.
328
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,850
So I had a backup plan.
329
00:15:20,065 --> 00:15:21,395
Better, right?
330
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,679
I know I'm supposed to say no,
331
00:15:23,614 --> 00:15:26,454
but they're kind of awesome.
332
00:15:26,366 --> 00:15:28,606
Thank you.
333
00:15:34,528 --> 00:15:36,728
All right, Larry,
this is gonna be awesome.
334
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:40,037
Wait, here they come.
All right, lift me up.
335
00:15:39,937 --> 00:15:42,567
You are a wonderful
and giving human being.
336
00:15:42,498 --> 00:15:44,398
Not my mood...
my body.
337
00:15:44,349 --> 00:15:46,319
Oh, can do.
338
00:15:46,267 --> 00:15:48,807
Oh my goodness.
339
00:15:55,551 --> 00:15:58,081
What are you doing here?
340
00:15:58,016 --> 00:15:59,716
Joe invited the both of us.
341
00:15:59,675 --> 00:16:01,685
Oh, he was just being polite.
342
00:16:01,632 --> 00:16:05,572
Joe and I are friends.
When are you just going to accept that?
343
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,410
When you quit this movie.
344
00:16:07,358 --> 00:16:09,498
I'm not going anywhere.
345
00:16:09,439 --> 00:16:12,309
Fine. Then I'll just
go to Mona
346
00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:13,830
and get you fired.
347
00:16:13,793 --> 00:16:16,293
Please tell me
that you wouldn't do that.
348
00:16:16,229 --> 00:16:20,089
Mm, last time I checked,
I'm the star of this movie
349
00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:23,270
and you are the assistant to
the assistant ghost dresser.
350
00:16:25,312 --> 00:16:27,552
You know what?
That's it.
351
00:16:27,489 --> 00:16:32,089
I have too much
self-respect for this.
352
00:16:31,939 --> 00:16:35,309
So you win.
I quit.
353
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,370
No, she doesn't.
354
00:16:38,653 --> 00:16:40,323
Larry, bring me down.
355
00:16:40,293 --> 00:16:43,323
We're all adrift in a cold
and indifferent universe.
356
00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:44,797
Me... down.
357
00:16:44,772 --> 00:16:46,502
Thank you.
358
00:16:47,553 --> 00:16:50,123
- All the way.
- Sorry, it's stuck.
359
00:16:50,047 --> 00:16:52,647
What's going on with you two?
360
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,539
Joe, you might as well know
361
00:16:54,497 --> 00:16:56,527
that Stella and I
aren't really friends.
362
00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,282
I kind of figured that out.
363
00:16:58,237 --> 00:16:59,877
But why would you try
to get her fired?
364
00:16:59,839 --> 00:17:01,809
I know it was wrong.
365
00:17:01,757 --> 00:17:04,397
The truth is, I was jealous.
366
00:17:04,318 --> 00:17:08,788
It's just there's something
between you and Stella
367
00:17:08,643 --> 00:17:10,873
that we don't have.
368
00:17:12,547 --> 00:17:14,517
Vanessa, I'm sorry,
369
00:17:14,465 --> 00:17:16,905
but I can't go out
with you anymore.
370
00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:19,064
I don't blame you, Joe.
371
00:17:19,011 --> 00:17:21,741
And it's always a bad idea
to date your costars.
372
00:17:21,668 --> 00:17:23,598
I do it in every movie
and it never works out.
373
00:17:23,557 --> 00:17:27,227
Every movie?
374
00:17:27,106 --> 00:17:30,206
Joe, we will still be friends.
375
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:32,317
And we will still
work together.
376
00:17:32,256 --> 00:17:36,266
And, if my life coach, spiritual
advisor and accountant are right,
377
00:17:36,131 --> 00:17:38,971
this movie will be a big hit.
378
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:41,223
Stella,
379
00:17:41,156 --> 00:17:43,286
I'm so sorry.
380
00:17:49,731 --> 00:17:52,731
I hope you two can figure out
381
00:17:52,646 --> 00:17:55,416
whatever it is
you need to figure out.
382
00:18:00,741 --> 00:18:03,571
So that just happened.
383
00:18:03,494 --> 00:18:05,324
Yeah.
384
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:11,512
Do we have anything we
need to, like, figure out?
385
00:18:11,368 --> 00:18:13,428
No, I don't think so.
I think we're good, right?
386
00:18:13,382 --> 00:18:15,352
Totally.
387
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:16,870
Larry!
388
00:18:16,835 --> 00:18:18,805
- That's lunch.
- What?
389
00:18:18,762 --> 00:18:20,722
- Mama packed sardines.
- No, Larry, Larry.
390
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,110
- Wait, don't go.
- At least bring me something back.
391
00:18:25,908 --> 00:18:29,348
Thanks, guys.
Great work.
392
00:18:29,236 --> 00:18:31,676
I'm really close to Mona.
393
00:18:31,604 --> 00:18:33,604
Let's get you some more lines
in this movie.
394
00:18:33,551 --> 00:18:35,691
Awesome.
395
00:18:37,014 --> 00:18:40,244
You know, Joe, there's a reason
they call this showbiz...
396
00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:43,550
everything's for show,
even relationships.
397
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,410
I think you're right.
398
00:18:45,367 --> 00:18:48,997
My advice to you is
when you find something real,
399
00:18:48,887 --> 00:18:50,587
never let it go.
400
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:53,286
There's a lot of Vanessas out there,
but not a whole lot of real.
401
00:18:53,203 --> 00:18:55,303
Thanks, Mona.
402
00:18:55,256 --> 00:18:57,156
I'm choking myself up here.
403
00:18:57,107 --> 00:18:58,807
If you tell anybody
you saw me like this,
404
00:18:58,775 --> 00:19:01,405
you'll never work
in this town again.
405
00:19:01,336 --> 00:19:04,866
? Yeah yeah ?
406
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:07,660
? eh eh oh oh ?
407
00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:13,240
? I try to fall asleep
tonight ?
408
00:19:13,047 --> 00:19:16,277
? I lay awake ?
409
00:19:16,183 --> 00:19:18,783
? and dream of a life ?
410
00:19:18,705 --> 00:19:21,375
? where we thought
we could make it ?
411
00:19:21,304 --> 00:19:25,374
? we wasted all our time ?
412
00:19:25,237 --> 00:19:29,107
? and I wouldn't change ?
413
00:19:28,987 --> 00:19:32,517
? a single thing ?
414
00:19:32,411 --> 00:19:35,111
? I know ?
415
00:19:35,029 --> 00:19:40,369
? we get closer and closer
again ?
416
00:19:40,189 --> 00:19:41,749
? but we're falling apart ?
417
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:46,323
? I'm losing,
you're losing a friend ?
418
00:19:46,174 --> 00:19:48,734
? it's always over
before we start ?
419
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:50,537
? you're asking for love ?
420
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:53,019
? and I wish that it could be ?
421
00:19:52,954 --> 00:19:54,584
? the way that it was ?
422
00:19:54,556 --> 00:19:59,156
? but it's over,
there's no one to blame ?
423
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,937
? no, it'll never be ?
424
00:20:00,886 --> 00:20:05,696
? the same ?
425
00:20:05,528 --> 00:20:07,328
? no, it'll never be ?
426
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,263
? the same ?
427
00:20:09,211 --> 00:20:12,281
? oh, no no no ?
428
00:20:13,277 --> 00:20:18,177
? we get closer and closer
again ?
429
00:20:18,015 --> 00:20:20,015
? but we're falling apart ?
430
00:20:19,962 --> 00:20:24,272
? I'm losing,
you're losing a friend ?
431
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:26,995
? it's always over
before we start ?
432
00:20:26,906 --> 00:20:28,646
? you're asking for love ?
433
00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:31,204
? and I wish I believed you ?
434
00:20:31,136 --> 00:20:34,236
? but it's easy to see
that it's over ?
435
00:20:34,138 --> 00:20:37,338
? there's no one to blame ?
436
00:20:37,245 --> 00:20:39,175
? it'll never be ?
437
00:20:39,134 --> 00:20:43,934
? the same ?
438
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,576
? never be ?
439
00:20:45,531 --> 00:20:48,731
? the same ?
440
00:20:48,639 --> 00:20:51,639
? no, it'll never be the same ?
441
00:20:51,545 --> 00:20:56,415
? 'cause it's over
and there's no one to blame ?
442
00:20:56,254 --> 00:21:00,054
? it'll never be
the same. ?
443
00:21:03,831 --> 00:21:05,871
Next on "Jonas L.A."...
444
00:21:05,816 --> 00:21:08,286
- Good morning, boys.
- Hey, dad.
445
00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:09,753
- Hey, Frankie.
- Hey, Macy.
446
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,390
What are you
all dressed up for?
447
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:13,320
- You.
- Oh.
448
00:21:13,278 --> 00:21:15,848
Wow. Okay.
449
00:21:15,772 --> 00:21:17,912
It's time to get back to the
music, all right? Ideas?
450
00:21:17,853 --> 00:21:20,053
- We should do a new music video.
- I like it.
451
00:21:20,001 --> 00:21:21,501
I was thinking maybe
I would direct it.
452
00:21:21,468 --> 00:21:23,938
Wow, that's awesome.
I think you should definitely go for it.
453
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,466
It's just that our dad
usually makes these decisions.
454
00:21:25,439 --> 00:21:27,439
Well, I'm sure
he'll support you.
455
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:29,826
I have hired a director
for your video,
456
00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:32,795
and not just any director.
457
00:22:27,765 --> 00:22:33,965
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