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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,222 --> 00:00:03,222 Peviously on Jonas L.A 2 00:00:03,179 --> 00:00:05,309 Mona wants me to kiss Vanessa today during the shoot. 3 00:00:05,250 --> 00:00:08,560 - How do you feel about that? - Good. 4 00:00:08,454 --> 00:00:11,224 It was hard because I didn't want to watch you kiss her. 5 00:00:11,139 --> 00:00:13,679 We're not dating and you're dating somebody else. 6 00:00:13,604 --> 00:00:15,444 Yeah, Ben. 7 00:00:15,397 --> 00:00:16,737 He just asked me out! 8 00:00:16,711 --> 00:00:17,941 - He's cute. - I know. 9 00:00:17,929 --> 00:00:20,699 We should be able to date whoever we want. 10 00:00:20,615 --> 00:00:23,415 Without the other one of us freaking out about it. 11 00:00:23,339 --> 00:00:25,839 - I agree. - Let's go on a date. 12 00:00:27,146 --> 00:00:28,946 That sounds really nice. 13 00:00:30,532 --> 00:00:33,372 Okay, here's the plan: Joe down and out to the right, 14 00:00:33,284 --> 00:00:35,054 Nick buttonhook to the left. Break. 15 00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:37,580 You know, Stella, this is a great opportunity. 16 00:00:37,514 --> 00:00:39,684 To observe boys in their natural habitat. 17 00:00:40,842 --> 00:00:43,442 And get a tan at the same time. 18 00:00:43,364 --> 00:00:45,674 Oh, you did not say tan! 19 00:00:45,609 --> 00:00:47,809 Remember the tan ban, honey? 20 00:00:47,757 --> 00:00:49,657 Hands. 21 00:00:49,608 --> 00:00:52,678 For you and for you. 22 00:00:52,581 --> 00:00:55,721 And a little more for you. 23 00:00:55,622 --> 00:00:57,522 I'll be back in 20 minutes. 24 00:00:59,333 --> 00:01:01,243 Okay, guys, hut one, hut two. 25 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:02,524 - Okay, over here. - Dude! 26 00:01:02,508 --> 00:01:04,238 Nobody's open. Oh no, here comes the blitz. 27 00:01:04,205 --> 00:01:05,265 - Nobody's open. - Come on. 28 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:07,730 - Over here. - He's gonna run for it. 29 00:01:07,658 --> 00:01:09,058 Dude! 30 00:01:09,030 --> 00:01:11,600 He's at the 20. He's at the 10. He might go... 31 00:01:11,533 --> 00:01:13,833 - All the way! - Come on, no. 32 00:01:13,768 --> 00:01:17,208 Interesting. The youngest ones seem to have attacked the eldest. 33 00:01:17,096 --> 00:01:19,896 You can learn much by observing their ways. 34 00:01:19,819 --> 00:01:21,689 Why can't boys ever just relax? 35 00:01:21,642 --> 00:01:25,242 Well, they can't express their feelings so they do this. 36 00:01:25,133 --> 00:01:27,663 How do you know so much? 37 00:01:27,598 --> 00:01:30,198 I've lived among them for years. I have brothers. 38 00:01:31,789 --> 00:01:33,819 Huh, fascinating. 39 00:01:33,774 --> 00:01:36,374 ? yeah! ? 40 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,567 ? hey! ? 41 00:01:38,512 --> 00:01:40,612 ? I was sitting at home ? 42 00:01:40,555 --> 00:01:43,325 ♪ watching tv all alone ♪ 43 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,980 ♪ so tired of routines ♪ 44 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:48,767 ? the day goes on and on ? 45 00:01:48,688 --> 00:01:50,688 ? so I pick up the phone ? 46 00:01:50,635 --> 00:01:54,305 ? call everyone I know ? 47 00:01:54,184 --> 00:01:56,494 ? I say there's gonna be a party ? 48 00:01:56,428 --> 00:01:59,898 ? hit the music, here we go, yeah ? 49 00:01:59,785 --> 00:02:02,895 ? you gotta live to party, bust your move ? 50 00:02:02,796 --> 00:02:05,696 ? everybody's in the groove ? 51 00:02:05,616 --> 00:02:08,516 ? tell the d. J. To play our song ? 52 00:02:08,426 --> 00:02:10,626 ? are you ready to rock and roll? ? 53 00:02:10,575 --> 00:02:13,775 ? gotta live to party, bust your move ? 54 00:02:13,682 --> 00:02:16,142 ? everybody's in the groove ? 55 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,980 ? live to ? 56 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:20,730 ? party! ? 57 00:02:22,352 --> 00:02:25,782 ? L.A., L.A., baby ? 58 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,750 ? L.A., L.A. ? 59 00:02:28,049 --> 00:02:31,519 Ben, how gorgeous is this? 60 00:02:31,406 --> 00:02:33,176 It's cute. 61 00:02:33,132 --> 00:02:36,172 Cute? It's genius. 62 00:02:36,077 --> 00:02:39,487 I mean, it's revolutionary. It's the future of fashion. 63 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:44,146 - It's a sweater. - That's reversible. 64 00:02:43,989 --> 00:02:46,449 - Hey, guys. - Hi. 65 00:02:46,387 --> 00:02:48,987 Um, you guys... you remember Ben, right? 66 00:02:48,909 --> 00:02:51,319 Of course I do. Ben. 67 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:53,690 Big Ben. 68 00:02:53,619 --> 00:02:56,419 Yeah, okay, let's just... 69 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:59,242 Vanessa, hi, you look... 70 00:02:59,153 --> 00:03:00,993 - Amazing. - No, you do. 71 00:03:00,946 --> 00:03:02,876 - Stop. - Start. 72 00:03:05,463 --> 00:03:10,193 Lightning bolt: You two should totally join us for lunch. 73 00:03:10,038 --> 00:03:13,138 - Ooh... - Really... 74 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:15,840 I just kinda was hoping it'd be the two of us. 75 00:03:15,764 --> 00:03:18,394 Oh, Joe, chef shiraki is coming here today. 76 00:03:18,325 --> 00:03:20,255 To prepare a very special meal for us. 77 00:03:20,214 --> 00:03:22,244 It needs to be shared with friends. 78 00:03:22,199 --> 00:03:25,499 Shiraki? He's, like, the best Sushi chef in the world. 79 00:03:25,393 --> 00:03:28,393 Oh, his Sushi is totes delish. 80 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:30,579 - So you're in? - Uh, yes! 81 00:03:30,515 --> 00:03:32,215 - Yeah, we're totally in. - You are? 82 00:03:32,184 --> 00:03:33,884 - We are. - Good. 83 00:03:35,281 --> 00:03:36,621 - Sure. - Great. 84 00:03:36,595 --> 00:03:38,735 - So who's excited? - Yay! 85 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:39,647 Yeah. 86 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:42,906 Um, Joe, question. 87 00:03:42,801 --> 00:03:44,741 Do we have enough... 88 00:03:45,784 --> 00:03:48,254 - Batteries? - Yes, batteries. 89 00:03:48,181 --> 00:03:49,981 - We should check. - Absolutely. 90 00:03:49,936 --> 00:03:52,346 Because there might be a blackout in the middle of the day. 91 00:03:52,277 --> 00:03:55,617 - Which wouldn't really make sense. - It never hurts to check. 92 00:03:55,509 --> 00:03:58,579 - Okay, we're checking. We'll be back. - We'll be... 93 00:03:58,482 --> 00:04:00,952 Battery checking. 94 00:04:00,889 --> 00:04:04,189 Batteries? Are you kidding me? 95 00:04:04,083 --> 00:04:06,453 Whatever. We only have a second. 96 00:04:06,394 --> 00:04:08,354 - Does Ben know that you and I were...? - No no! 97 00:04:08,313 --> 00:04:11,743 - Does Vanessa know about... - No no no. 98 00:04:11,641 --> 00:04:14,371 Good, that's good. We should probably keep it that way. 99 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:16,327 - They don't need to know. - They don't need to know. 100 00:04:16,283 --> 00:04:19,283 Shh! 'Cause everything's going really good with me and Vanessa. 101 00:04:19,189 --> 00:04:21,329 Right now and I don't want to complicate things. 102 00:04:21,270 --> 00:04:24,840 - Yeah, me too with Ben. - Really? You guys are happy? 103 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:28,563 Of course we're happy. Why wouldn't we be happy? Do we not look happy? 104 00:04:28,444 --> 00:04:31,004 No no no, I didn't say that. 105 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:33,007 Oh. Well... 106 00:04:32,952 --> 00:04:34,922 We are. 107 00:04:34,870 --> 00:04:37,670 Great. We should probably get back out there. 108 00:04:37,594 --> 00:04:39,794 - Yeah. - Wait. 109 00:04:39,732 --> 00:04:42,602 Shouldn't we, like, grab a battery or something? 110 00:04:42,523 --> 00:04:44,423 No! 111 00:04:44,374 --> 00:04:47,114 Fine. 112 00:04:50,004 --> 00:04:51,974 Should you guys be doing that in the house? 113 00:04:51,932 --> 00:04:54,262 No, that's why we're heading to the golf course today. 114 00:04:54,205 --> 00:04:56,135 Really? Can I come with? 115 00:04:56,085 --> 00:04:59,195 - You know it's not miniature golf, right? - Uh yeah. 116 00:04:59,096 --> 00:05:01,966 You know there's no windmills or castles or anything. 117 00:05:01,878 --> 00:05:05,218 Gotcha. Big-boy golf. 118 00:05:05,110 --> 00:05:07,010 Mace, it's a lot harder than it looks. 119 00:05:06,971 --> 00:05:10,701 I know! 120 00:05:10,586 --> 00:05:13,116 But I just... I really want to try and play golfing. 121 00:05:14,490 --> 00:05:17,490 - Yeah, play golfing. - Please? 122 00:05:17,405 --> 00:05:19,505 You're so adorable, how can I say no? 123 00:05:19,448 --> 00:05:22,118 Thank you. 124 00:05:22,038 --> 00:05:25,078 I'm gonna go change into something really cute and golfy. 125 00:05:27,610 --> 00:05:29,010 - Adorable. - Ha ha. 126 00:05:36,606 --> 00:05:39,836 - Oh cool. - That means, "you guys, Sushi!" 127 00:05:39,743 --> 00:05:41,403 Seriously. 128 00:05:41,373 --> 00:05:43,403 Oh my gosh. 129 00:05:43,358 --> 00:05:46,088 This is so pretty. It's like our own little Sushi bar. 130 00:05:46,015 --> 00:05:47,915 Do not say pretty in front of shiraki. 131 00:05:47,866 --> 00:05:50,136 He takes the art of Sushi very seriously. 132 00:05:50,072 --> 00:05:54,082 Oh yeah, I heard he once kicked a guy out of his restaurant for saying the word "yummy." 133 00:05:53,947 --> 00:05:57,947 Good to know, because we don't want any drama at this lunch. 134 00:05:57,822 --> 00:06:00,092 Right, Stella? 135 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:02,867 Right, Joe. 136 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:04,480 Shiraki-san. 137 00:06:04,449 --> 00:06:05,849 Has arrived. 138 00:06:05,820 --> 00:06:10,160 Thank you for gracing us with your time and your tuna. 139 00:06:12,256 --> 00:06:14,156 Oh. 140 00:06:15,104 --> 00:06:17,234 Sit. 141 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:18,786 So, shiraki, what's tasty? 142 00:06:18,749 --> 00:06:20,579 - Tasty? - Joe! 143 00:06:20,542 --> 00:06:23,312 - What? I didn't say yummy. - Yummy!? 144 00:06:23,228 --> 00:06:25,428 I think he just takes the last thing anyone says and yells it. 145 00:06:25,376 --> 00:06:26,776 Yells it! 146 00:06:26,748 --> 00:06:29,118 I was just messing with you. 147 00:06:39,513 --> 00:06:41,783 Enough laughter! 148 00:06:41,729 --> 00:06:43,689 Sushi time. 149 00:06:46,045 --> 00:06:48,485 So don't be too discouraged if you don't do that well, okay? 150 00:06:48,414 --> 00:06:50,714 Okay. I guess I'll just watch you guys. 151 00:06:50,658 --> 00:06:52,288 And try to do what you do. 152 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:54,960 - Isn't she... - Yeah, adorable. 153 00:06:54,878 --> 00:06:56,978 All right, Nick, show us the way. 154 00:06:59,645 --> 00:07:02,715 Okay, now if you watch closely, he has a very specific routine. 155 00:07:02,627 --> 00:07:04,787 - It helps him concentrate. - Shh. 156 00:07:04,737 --> 00:07:07,107 Sorry, dude. 157 00:07:10,271 --> 00:07:12,571 Yay, Nick! Goody for you. 158 00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:15,986 Macy, golfers prefer a nice "nice shot." 159 00:07:15,872 --> 00:07:17,472 Oh, sorry. Nice shot. 160 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:18,936 - Thank you. - My turn. 161 00:07:21,214 --> 00:07:24,454 Okay, fly free, fly straight. 162 00:07:24,351 --> 00:07:25,851 So what is he doing? 163 00:07:25,828 --> 00:07:28,088 He's getting his mind and his body to work as one. 164 00:07:28,034 --> 00:07:30,834 Oh. What do they normally do? 165 00:07:34,114 --> 00:07:36,144 - Nice shot, kev. - Nice shot. 166 00:07:37,663 --> 00:07:39,133 All right, mace, you're up. 167 00:07:39,102 --> 00:07:41,102 - Let's head down to the ladies' tees. - Down here. 168 00:07:41,058 --> 00:07:43,228 Oh, um, why do girls have to play over there? 169 00:07:43,168 --> 00:07:45,868 Guys are more powerful so we have to start farther back. 170 00:07:45,796 --> 00:07:48,096 - Kind of even things out. - Oh. 171 00:07:48,031 --> 00:07:52,201 I kinda wanted to try from here. I mean, the view is so much nicer. 172 00:07:52,068 --> 00:07:54,028 Sure, sweetie, go ahead. 173 00:07:53,987 --> 00:07:55,717 Okay. 174 00:07:57,439 --> 00:07:59,009 Here goes nothing. 175 00:08:02,945 --> 00:08:05,415 - That was pretty bad. - Yeah, we told you it was tough. 176 00:08:05,342 --> 00:08:07,982 - Don't be too hard on yourself. - Thanks, guys. 177 00:08:10,119 --> 00:08:12,679 But at least it's a beautiful day. 178 00:08:24,735 --> 00:08:26,645 This is the best uni ever. 179 00:08:26,596 --> 00:08:29,026 And uni is? 180 00:08:28,965 --> 00:08:31,165 - Raw sea urchin. - Oh. 181 00:08:31,103 --> 00:08:33,243 Oh, you have to try this. 182 00:08:33,185 --> 00:08:35,385 Ooh, mm-mm. 183 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:38,033 You know, it looks like somebody already ate that. 184 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:40,791 Stella, life is a series of first bites. 185 00:08:40,704 --> 00:08:42,474 Yeah, Stella, try it. 186 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:46,610 Okay, bigshot, after you. 187 00:08:46,468 --> 00:08:49,108 - You first. - You first. 188 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,459 I'll try it if you try it. 189 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:53,268 Fine. Same time. 190 00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:55,260 - Okay. - On three. 191 00:08:55,205 --> 00:08:56,905 One, 192 00:08:56,865 --> 00:08:58,275 Two, 193 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,446 Three. 194 00:09:02,082 --> 00:09:04,322 Mmm, it's really good. 195 00:09:05,698 --> 00:09:07,698 I know. 196 00:09:07,654 --> 00:09:09,054 Oh, we did it. 197 00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:11,396 - We did it. - We did it! 198 00:09:11,337 --> 00:09:14,097 - You were nervous. - No, you were scared. 199 00:09:14,023 --> 00:09:15,793 I was fine. What are you talking about? 200 00:09:15,749 --> 00:09:17,819 I saw your face. It was... 201 00:09:20,650 --> 00:09:22,210 - Ben. - Vanessa. 202 00:09:22,185 --> 00:09:24,285 Benny, Ben, Ben, Ben. 203 00:09:24,227 --> 00:09:28,537 Thank you, honey, for encouraging me to try new things. 204 00:09:30,634 --> 00:09:32,334 That's my Ben, y'all. 205 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:35,804 - Uh-huh. - Enough! 206 00:09:35,756 --> 00:09:38,816 Next course. 207 00:09:38,729 --> 00:09:40,929 - Ooh, green tea ice cream. - Joe, no! Joe, no! 208 00:09:40,868 --> 00:09:44,138 That's wasabi... Japanese mustard, super spicy. 209 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,672 Really? It's not that... 210 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,195 Are you crying? 211 00:09:54,151 --> 00:09:56,191 I didn't think his face could get that red. 212 00:09:56,136 --> 00:09:58,636 Oh, I'd do anything to get that glow in my cheeks. 213 00:09:59,915 --> 00:10:01,415 Joe, Joe! 214 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:02,883 Joe! 215 00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:08,097 Ah, wasabi... 216 00:10:08,077 --> 00:10:10,007 It always make me laugh. 217 00:10:14,983 --> 00:10:17,383 - That's five for me. - And me. 218 00:10:17,323 --> 00:10:20,253 I got a nine! I beat you both. 219 00:10:20,171 --> 00:10:23,371 The goal in golf. 220 00:10:23,269 --> 00:10:26,279 Is to get the ball in the hole in the fewest number of shots. 221 00:10:26,185 --> 00:10:28,185 Right, like bowling. 222 00:10:29,513 --> 00:10:31,983 Hey, sweetie, how about you go to the clubhouse, 223 00:10:31,910 --> 00:10:33,780 Get a leMonade and relax? 224 00:10:33,742 --> 00:10:35,742 You could even drive the golf cart! 225 00:10:35,689 --> 00:10:38,429 That does sound like a lot of fun, but I'm not a quitter. 226 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:41,516 I mean, maybe there's something that could help me concentrate. 227 00:10:41,415 --> 00:10:43,685 Like, I don't know, raise the stakes? 228 00:10:43,631 --> 00:10:45,591 - How? - Like a bet. 229 00:10:45,549 --> 00:10:48,349 You want to bet us at golf? 230 00:10:48,263 --> 00:10:51,603 You're right, that was a terrible idea. 231 00:10:51,495 --> 00:10:53,435 No no no, I want to hear what she has to say. 232 00:10:53,385 --> 00:10:55,225 - Keep talking. - Hmm, let me think. 233 00:10:55,178 --> 00:10:57,478 Oh, I got one. If you beat me 234 00:10:57,422 --> 00:10:59,622 I'll do your laundry for a week. 235 00:10:59,561 --> 00:11:01,701 - I don't want to make you do that. - I do! 236 00:11:01,642 --> 00:11:04,012 We haven't washed any clothes since we've moved in. 237 00:11:03,944 --> 00:11:05,714 And if I win, let's say 238 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:08,010 Stella and I get to live in the main house for a week. 239 00:11:07,944 --> 00:11:10,484 While you guys live in the guest house. 240 00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:12,208 Bet on. 241 00:11:12,173 --> 00:11:14,303 Oh yeah. 242 00:11:26,512 --> 00:11:28,882 Gracious, where did that come from? 243 00:11:30,703 --> 00:11:33,703 - I'm guessing you've done this before. - Big golfing family. 244 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:36,479 - Your dad taught you? - My mom. 245 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:46,806 Okay, I read somewhere that you're supposed to drink milk. 246 00:11:46,729 --> 00:11:48,739 I'll drink anything... anything. 247 00:11:51,122 --> 00:11:54,352 - Is that better? - I can feel my tongue now. 248 00:11:54,258 --> 00:11:57,488 That's good, 'cause you're a mess. 249 00:11:57,394 --> 00:11:59,394 And you got a little in your hair. 250 00:11:59,341 --> 00:12:01,981 - What? Oh man. - Relax, chill out. I got it. 251 00:12:01,902 --> 00:12:03,832 I got it. Come here. 252 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:06,561 There you go. 253 00:12:06,477 --> 00:12:08,977 Back to perfect. 254 00:12:08,913 --> 00:12:11,583 You rule. 255 00:12:11,502 --> 00:12:12,932 Thanks. 256 00:12:14,946 --> 00:12:16,096 Stella? 257 00:12:26,244 --> 00:12:27,684 This isn't what it looks like. 258 00:12:27,654 --> 00:12:29,084 Unless it looks like nothing's going on, 259 00:12:29,063 --> 00:12:30,633 Because nothing was happening. 260 00:12:30,598 --> 00:12:34,438 You know, you and Joe always act weird around each other. 261 00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:38,310 And I let it go because you said, "don't worry. Everyone here is weird." 262 00:12:38,184 --> 00:12:40,054 And we are. 263 00:12:40,007 --> 00:12:42,347 Stella, you two clearly have something going on. 264 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:44,680 Look, yes, 265 00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:47,950 Joe and I have been friends for a really long time. 266 00:12:47,852 --> 00:12:49,612 And yes, we did. 267 00:12:49,578 --> 00:12:52,678 Sort of try dating briefly. 268 00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:54,520 - Very briefly. - Barely at all. 269 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,254 And now we're back to just friends. 270 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,770 - You know, I'm gonna go. - Oh, Ben! 271 00:13:02,727 --> 00:13:04,997 There's no point in us. 272 00:13:04,933 --> 00:13:07,803 Dating until you two figure out what. 273 00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:09,624 This is. 274 00:13:09,575 --> 00:13:11,415 Sorry. 275 00:13:18,984 --> 00:13:22,024 Well, that wasn't fun. 276 00:13:23,559 --> 00:13:25,299 Are you okay? 277 00:13:25,257 --> 00:13:29,427 Yeah. I guess I'm supposed to feel bad. 278 00:13:29,294 --> 00:13:31,994 I don't. 279 00:13:31,913 --> 00:13:33,883 Is that good? 280 00:13:33,831 --> 00:13:37,771 Are you really asking me a relationship question right now? 281 00:13:37,638 --> 00:13:40,078 Right. Never mind. 282 00:13:42,827 --> 00:13:45,857 So about what Ben thought he saw back there... 283 00:13:45,771 --> 00:13:48,371 Totally innocent. 284 00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:50,434 - Totally. - Totally. 285 00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,415 Totally. 286 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,630 - So we're cool? - Yeah. 287 00:13:54,566 --> 00:13:57,876 - Except your girlfriend's in the other room. - Right. 288 00:14:05,164 --> 00:14:08,394 Mm, Joe, Stella, you finally made it back. 289 00:14:08,301 --> 00:14:10,101 Yep, here we are. 290 00:14:10,056 --> 00:14:12,266 - It's like we were never gone. - Where's Ben? 291 00:14:12,204 --> 00:14:14,934 - Oh, his cat's sick. - He wanted a burger. 292 00:14:14,861 --> 00:14:16,531 - Cat! - Burger. 293 00:14:16,491 --> 00:14:18,531 He's eating a burger with his sick cat. 294 00:14:18,476 --> 00:14:20,746 Liars! 295 00:14:20,682 --> 00:14:22,422 Okay. Okay. 296 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:25,620 Um, Ben broke up with me. 297 00:14:27,569 --> 00:14:30,729 Oh, sweetie, I am so sorry. 298 00:14:34,762 --> 00:14:38,032 Come, sit, tell me everything. 299 00:14:37,936 --> 00:14:41,566 So first things first: What was his sign? 300 00:14:41,456 --> 00:14:43,786 He was a scorpio. 301 00:14:43,729 --> 00:14:45,729 How did you even make it past hello? 302 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:48,376 - I'm gonna let you girls talk. - You, sit! 303 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,334 Me sitting. 304 00:14:54,251 --> 00:14:57,121 ? it was a beautiful day ? 305 00:14:57,042 --> 00:14:58,542 ? I throw my worries away ? 306 00:14:58,509 --> 00:15:00,809 ? nothing new, just the same old same ? 307 00:15:00,753 --> 00:15:03,783 ? so I'm gonna start a new page ? 308 00:15:03,698 --> 00:15:06,568 ? I turn the radio on ? 309 00:15:06,479 --> 00:15:08,309 ? and it's my favorite song ? 310 00:15:08,272 --> 00:15:10,542 ? it's so good to sing alon? 311 00:15:10,478 --> 00:15:12,878 ? it feels so right, this can't be wrong ? 312 00:15:14,257 --> 00:15:17,057 ? I just want a good time ? 313 00:15:16,971 --> 00:15:19,141 ? oh oh ? 314 00:15:19,091 --> 00:15:21,991 ? I don't want to fuss and fight, no ? 315 00:15:23,982 --> 00:15:25,982 ? life's too short to waste time... ?. 316 00:15:25,939 --> 00:15:27,339 Ha! 317 00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:28,880 ? oh no ? 318 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:32,585 ? every little thing's gonna be all right ? 319 00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:36,309 ? 'cause we're chilling in the summertime ? 320 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,710 ? not a cloud in the sky ? 321 00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:40,537 ? everybody's feeling fine ? 322 00:15:40,498 --> 00:15:42,598 ? and everything'll be all right ? 323 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:45,511 ? 'cause we're chilling in the summertime ? 324 00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:47,428 ? not a cloud in the sky ? 325 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,845 ? everybody's feeling fine ? 326 00:15:49,772 --> 00:15:52,242 ? and everything will be all right. ?. 327 00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:54,810 Putting to win her fourth straight hole. 328 00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:57,170 Is Macy "the girl" misa. 329 00:15:57,109 --> 00:15:59,209 I think your girlfriend hustled us. 330 00:15:59,152 --> 00:16:01,052 I can't believe you said "I think." 331 00:16:01,013 --> 00:16:03,773 You know, I'm kinda starting to feel bad for you guys. 332 00:16:03,698 --> 00:16:05,968 You are? 333 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,465 Nah! 334 00:16:08,436 --> 00:16:10,066 In your face! 335 00:16:11,285 --> 00:16:13,415 Still think she's adorable? 336 00:16:14,383 --> 00:16:16,453 You know what I think? I think. 337 00:16:16,406 --> 00:16:19,066 You went out with Ben to get over someone else. 338 00:16:18,996 --> 00:16:21,966 So, shiraki-san, you got anything else back there? 339 00:16:21,873 --> 00:16:24,543 I tell you when you eat. I tell you what you eat. 340 00:16:24,463 --> 00:16:27,933 I tell you how you eat. I am the boss of eating. 341 00:16:27,829 --> 00:16:30,199 - Dude, chill. - Chill?! 342 00:16:30,131 --> 00:16:32,771 - Sorry. - Joe, please, we're talking. 343 00:16:34,706 --> 00:16:37,506 So this guy before Ben, anyone I would know? 344 00:16:39,444 --> 00:16:42,284 - Well, um... - Vanessa? 345 00:16:42,196 --> 00:16:45,126 - You want the truth? - Of course. 346 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,815 Before I fell for you, 347 00:16:48,277 --> 00:16:50,877 Stella and I... 348 00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:54,369 Almost were a thing. 349 00:16:55,604 --> 00:16:59,044 - Excuse me? - Look, Vanessa, I promise you, 350 00:16:58,932 --> 00:17:00,862 It is totally over between us. 351 00:17:00,822 --> 00:17:03,792 - Are you mad? - No. 352 00:17:07,065 --> 00:17:09,495 Are you sure you're not mad? 353 00:17:09,425 --> 00:17:11,795 No no, 354 00:17:11,736 --> 00:17:14,166 And now that everything is out in the open, 355 00:17:14,105 --> 00:17:16,365 I just need Stella to tell me one thing. 356 00:17:16,311 --> 00:17:18,011 Mm-hmm. 357 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,210 What is the deal with Joe and his hair? 358 00:17:20,147 --> 00:17:22,487 - His hair? - Yeah. 359 00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:25,120 - What about my hair? - You're, like, obsessed with it. 360 00:17:25,048 --> 00:17:28,078 - I am not! - You kind of are. 361 00:17:27,993 --> 00:17:31,263 You know what, Stella? I'm kind of glad that you two had a thing, 362 00:17:31,158 --> 00:17:33,158 Because now you can tell me everything. 363 00:17:33,114 --> 00:17:35,874 Oh, for starters, he can't even walk past a mirror. 364 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,570 Without stopping to stare at himself in it. 365 00:17:37,526 --> 00:17:40,626 Oh please! I once saw him stand over a puddle for 10 minutes. 366 00:17:40,538 --> 00:17:44,868 10 minutes... that's a long time. 367 00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:50,708 Macy, I'm sorry we teased you. 368 00:17:50,675 --> 00:17:52,175 You're an incredible athlete. 369 00:17:52,152 --> 00:17:53,982 And still an amazing girlfriend. 370 00:17:53,946 --> 00:17:56,316 Aww, you guys are so sweet. 371 00:17:56,248 --> 00:17:58,518 But you're not weaseling out of the bet. 372 00:17:58,454 --> 00:18:00,894 Enjoy the guest house. 373 00:18:00,822 --> 00:18:03,822 - adorable! - Zip it. 374 00:18:10,068 --> 00:18:11,738 Sayonara, homies. 375 00:18:12,888 --> 00:18:15,328 Arigato, shiraki-san. It was an honor. 376 00:18:15,257 --> 00:18:18,757 Joe, would you mind walking shiraki-san to his hybrid? 377 00:18:18,652 --> 00:18:20,712 No problem. 378 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:26,360 - Let me help you with that. - Oh, could you be any sweeter? 379 00:18:29,816 --> 00:18:32,386 You know something, shiraki-daki? 380 00:18:32,309 --> 00:18:35,549 Everybody's afraid of you, but I gotta say you're okay. 381 00:18:35,446 --> 00:18:39,286 I like to keep my customers on their toes. 382 00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:43,110 Do not touch shiraki! 383 00:18:44,893 --> 00:18:46,853 Thanks for this. You know, 384 00:18:46,811 --> 00:18:48,841 Despite all the drama, that was fun. 385 00:18:48,796 --> 00:18:51,796 Oh, thanks. Fun, right. 386 00:18:54,138 --> 00:18:56,438 Wow, you okay there? 387 00:18:56,383 --> 00:18:58,743 Here's the thing: 388 00:18:58,684 --> 00:19:00,554 I liked you, Stella. 389 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:03,077 I thought we could be... Friends. 390 00:19:04,794 --> 00:19:07,164 I'm sorry. I thought we were friends. 391 00:19:07,096 --> 00:19:10,036 You know, we ate Sushi and we made fun of Joe... 392 00:19:09,944 --> 00:19:12,344 The whole staring- at-the-puddle thing. 393 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:13,884 Yeah, that was fake. 394 00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:16,866 Kinda like the way you've been faking. 395 00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:19,230 That there's nothing going on between you and Joe. 396 00:19:19,161 --> 00:19:21,431 - There is nothing between me and Joe. - Oh please. 397 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:23,137 I know bad acting when I see it, 398 00:19:23,103 --> 00:19:25,473 Because people always come up to me and ask me if their kids have talent, 399 00:19:25,405 --> 00:19:28,235 And they never do, and I always have to tell them that they have talent. 400 00:19:28,157 --> 00:19:30,787 And you know how I do that? 401 00:19:30,718 --> 00:19:32,918 With good acting. 402 00:19:33,816 --> 00:19:35,256 What are you talking about? 403 00:19:35,226 --> 00:19:37,366 - Just stay away from Joe. - Or what? 404 00:19:37,307 --> 00:19:39,847 - Or we're gonna have a problem. - Are you threatening me? 405 00:19:39,772 --> 00:19:42,412 Ah, now you're getting it! 406 00:19:43,810 --> 00:19:45,870 Mmm! 407 00:19:45,824 --> 00:19:48,094 - Did you just poke me? - What if I did? 408 00:19:48,030 --> 00:19:49,900 Well, then, girlie, it would be on. 409 00:19:49,852 --> 00:19:51,922 - Oh, it's on. - All right. 410 00:19:51,866 --> 00:19:54,376 All right, wow, I haven't been in one of these since the fifth grade. 411 00:19:54,302 --> 00:19:55,272 - Ladies! - Hey. 412 00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:56,731 Hi! 413 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:57,940 Look at you two. 414 00:19:57,918 --> 00:20:00,048 We're sharing jewelry. 415 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,199 Oh, this would look adorabs on you. 416 00:20:02,138 --> 00:20:04,648 Oh, "adorabs, " I love it when you don't finish your words. 417 00:20:04,574 --> 00:20:07,004 It is so cool that you guys are friends. 418 00:20:06,943 --> 00:20:09,813 - Total besties. - Yep, buddies. 419 00:20:09,724 --> 00:20:11,264 Ah, buddy. 420 00:20:26,317 --> 00:20:28,087 I can't believe you guys lost the house. 421 00:20:28,043 --> 00:20:29,683 - It's not our fault. - We got hustled. 422 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,045 - By Macy? - Let's not relive it. 423 00:20:31,016 --> 00:20:32,616 What do you think they're doing in there? 424 00:20:32,589 --> 00:20:33,619 Not bumping into one another. 425 00:20:33,615 --> 00:20:34,845 And having enough air to breathe. 426 00:20:34,824 --> 00:20:36,494 All right, guys, we have. 427 00:20:36,464 --> 00:20:38,264 Three brothers, two beds and one floor. 428 00:20:38,219 --> 00:20:40,859 Or a bedroom with aunt Lisa's cat and his litter box. 429 00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:42,880 There's only one way to settle this. 430 00:20:45,134 --> 00:20:47,734 Guys, this isn't fair. I stink at golf. 431 00:20:47,656 --> 00:20:49,596 Dude, loser claims the floor. 432 00:20:49,546 --> 00:20:52,256 Or the cat. Sorry, dude, we don't make the rules. 433 00:20:52,174 --> 00:20:53,604 Yeah, you kinda do. 434 00:20:57,804 --> 00:21:00,574 - What just happened? - Yeah, you're supposed to stink. 435 00:21:00,489 --> 00:21:03,959 I did, but then I got some pointers from my new golf coach. 436 00:21:03,855 --> 00:21:05,525 Macy? 437 00:21:05,486 --> 00:21:06,656 Macy. 438 00:21:06,637 --> 00:21:08,807 Good luck fighting for the floors, boys. 439 00:21:08,747 --> 00:21:11,917 Oh, and the toilet brush is underneath the sink. 440 00:21:11,825 --> 00:21:13,785 ? not a cloud in the sky ? 441 00:21:13,744 --> 00:21:15,914 ? everybody's feeling fine ? 442 00:21:15,854 --> 00:21:18,524 ? and everything will be all right. ?. 443 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,143 Next on " Jonas L.A."... 444 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:23,442 - You and Nick, big day tomorrow. - Our one-month-iversary. 445 00:21:23,344 --> 00:21:25,174 I'm sure he's gonna get you something really special. 446 00:21:25,138 --> 00:21:27,168 - You sure Macy wants a mug? - Macy only likes. 447 00:21:27,123 --> 00:21:29,183 Handmade gifts. It's her family tradition. 448 00:21:29,137 --> 00:21:31,667 Check out that whack mug! 449 00:21:31,602 --> 00:21:35,002 I need a new wardrobe girl. You think your friend blondie might like the job? 450 00:21:34,892 --> 00:21:36,232 Yes! Yes yes yes! 451 00:21:36,206 --> 00:21:38,646 You! Who let you on my set? 452 00:21:38,574 --> 00:21:41,244 I'm not here to steal your boyfriend. 453 00:21:41,164 --> 00:21:43,474 - Do I have a surprise for you. - Ciao, babes. 454 00:22:38,923 --> 00:22:40,123 Sync by Hana.Bean Ifriend.VN Team www.Addic7ed.com 455 00:22:40,173 --> 00:22:44,723 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32777

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