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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:03,213 Previously on "jonas l.A."...♪ 2 00:00:03,219 --> 00:00:04,479 Oh, nick! 3 00:00:05,424 --> 00:00:06,916 What has gotten into you? 4 00:00:06,921 --> 00:00:09,312 You just seem different this summer. 5 00:00:09,319 --> 00:00:10,916 Good different. 6 00:00:10,921 --> 00:00:12,164 ( laughs ) 7 00:00:12,168 --> 00:00:13,956 Well, I talked to my director 8 00:00:13,961 --> 00:00:16,027 About who should play my love interest in "forever April," 9 00:00:16,033 --> 00:00:18,433 And she wants a joe from jonas type. 10 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,793 There's a roomful of mes in there and I'm freaking out. 11 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,780 - Action. - I'm a ghost. 12 00:00:22,786 --> 00:00:24,861 Ghosts can't love. 13 00:00:24,867 --> 00:00:27,928 If we never try, then we'll never know what could have been. 14 00:00:27,936 --> 00:00:29,866 - And cut. - I got the part! 15 00:00:31,542 --> 00:00:34,163 - Here you go, man. I made you breakfast. - Wow. Thanks, dude. 16 00:00:34,170 --> 00:00:36,016 No problem. Feeling good? Feeling loose? 17 00:00:36,022 --> 00:00:38,126 Feeling awesome. I'm going to be in a movie today. 18 00:00:38,132 --> 00:00:41,575 Not just any movie! From the best-selling novel, "forever April," 19 00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:43,784 Comes the major motion picture event 20 00:00:43,791 --> 00:00:45,264 Starring my brother joe. 21 00:00:45,268 --> 00:00:47,400 ( chuckles ) dude, no sausage. 22 00:00:47,407 --> 00:00:49,549 In a world with no sausage, 23 00:00:49,555 --> 00:00:52,674 - One man-- - --tells his brother to stop talking like that. 24 00:00:52,683 --> 00:00:54,155 Oh, yeah. 25 00:00:54,159 --> 00:00:56,139 Sorry. Hey, let's practice your lines. 26 00:00:56,145 --> 00:00:59,550 Kevin, we've been practicing all weekend. I'm pretty solid. 27 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:02,113 Okay, then you wouldn't care if I did this-- 28 00:01:02,121 --> 00:01:04,770 Scene 36, interior, high school gymnasium, 29 00:01:04,777 --> 00:01:06,565 Your character dade is alone. 30 00:01:06,571 --> 00:01:08,350 The ghost April appears. She says, 31 00:01:08,355 --> 00:01:10,880 "dade, you're not safe here. 32 00:01:10,887 --> 00:01:14,197 - You have to go." - I'm not going anywhere without you. 33 00:01:14,206 --> 00:01:16,224 - Nailed it! - See? Solid. 34 00:01:16,230 --> 00:01:19,673 - Now do it backwards. - You without anywhere going not I'm. 35 00:01:19,683 --> 00:01:21,366 You are going to be a great actor. 36 00:01:21,371 --> 00:01:23,733 And you are going to be a great director. Director kevin? 37 00:01:23,739 --> 00:01:25,432 - Yes, actor joe? - What time is it? 38 00:01:25,438 --> 00:01:29,168 - 7:30. - And what time do I have to be on set? 39 00:01:30,233 --> 00:01:32,373 - 7:30. - So we should probably-- 40 00:01:35,998 --> 00:01:38,733 - ( rock music playing ) - ♪ yeah! ♪ 41 00:01:38,741 --> 00:01:40,721 ♪ hey! ♪ 42 00:01:40,727 --> 00:01:42,773 ♪ I was sitting at home ♪ 43 00:01:42,779 --> 00:01:45,907 ♪ watching tv all alone ♪ 44 00:01:45,916 --> 00:01:48,116 ♪ so tired of routines ♪ 45 00:01:48,122 --> 00:01:50,896 ♪ the day goes on and on ♪ 46 00:01:50,904 --> 00:01:52,835 ♪ so I pick up the phone ♪ 47 00:01:52,841 --> 00:01:56,333 ♪ call everyone I know ♪ 48 00:01:56,342 --> 00:01:58,082 ♪ I say there's gonna be a party ♪ 49 00:01:58,087 --> 00:02:01,923 ♪ hit the music, here we go, yeah ♪ 50 00:02:01,934 --> 00:02:04,966 ♪ you gotta live to party, bust your move ♪ 51 00:02:04,974 --> 00:02:07,719 ♪ everybody's in the groove ♪ 52 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:10,597 ♪ tell the d.J. To play our song ♪ 53 00:02:10,605 --> 00:02:12,737 ♪ are you ready to rock and roll? ♪ 54 00:02:12,743 --> 00:02:15,842 ♪ gotta live to party, bust your move ♪ 55 00:02:15,851 --> 00:02:18,242 ♪ everybody's in the groove ♪ 56 00:02:18,249 --> 00:02:21,061 ♪ live to ♪ 57 00:02:21,069 --> 00:02:22,743 ♪ party! ♪ 58 00:02:22,748 --> 00:02:29,948 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Addic7ed.com 59 00:02:30,363 --> 00:02:32,304 According to this, the set should be... 60 00:02:32,310 --> 00:02:34,960 Over there. Or over there. 61 00:02:34,968 --> 00:02:37,521 Dude, you're the director. Which direction are we going? 62 00:02:37,528 --> 00:02:40,302 Relax, okay? We're a little bit lost, we're a little bit late, 63 00:02:40,310 --> 00:02:43,371 But look at this place! We are not in jersey anymore. 64 00:02:43,379 --> 00:02:47,693 Kevin, I was supposed to be in makeup like yesterday. 65 00:02:47,705 --> 00:02:49,522 ( laughs ) you have to wear makeup. 66 00:02:49,527 --> 00:02:50,927 - Ha. - ( sighs ) 67 00:02:52,175 --> 00:02:54,509 There it is. Come on. 68 00:02:54,515 --> 00:02:57,015 Chill. We're in hollywood-- nothing starts on time. 69 00:03:00,529 --> 00:03:03,752 You're late. Who said you could be late to a mona klein set? 70 00:03:03,761 --> 00:03:06,468 - He did. - Hi, ms. Klein, I'm kevin. 71 00:03:06,476 --> 00:03:08,197 I'm joe's brother. Also a director! 72 00:03:08,202 --> 00:03:11,014 - Well, aspiring. But I'm just a big fan. - Zip it! 73 00:03:11,022 --> 00:03:13,280 You sit down while I decide how I'm gonna punish you. 74 00:03:13,286 --> 00:03:14,882 - It won't happen again. - No kidding. 75 00:03:14,887 --> 00:03:16,800 This movie is my big comeback. 76 00:03:16,806 --> 00:03:18,853 After "soccer squirrels 2: Nuts in new york" 77 00:03:18,859 --> 00:03:20,867 - They said I'd never work again. - I loved that movie. 78 00:03:20,873 --> 00:03:22,307 Well, the critics didn't. 79 00:03:22,311 --> 00:03:25,401 But "forever April" is going to get me back to where I belong. 80 00:03:25,410 --> 00:03:28,796 Unless you mess it up, so be on time! 81 00:03:28,805 --> 00:03:32,382 Mona, my yoga class ran over. Sorry I'm late. 82 00:03:32,392 --> 00:03:35,750 Oh sweetie, what's a few minutes? Take all the time that you need. 83 00:03:35,759 --> 00:03:38,529 Oh, the face on that one. 84 00:03:43,499 --> 00:03:45,450 Vanessa, how did you get away with that? 85 00:03:45,456 --> 00:03:47,531 Mona totally chewed me out for being late. 86 00:03:47,537 --> 00:03:51,048 I have exited vanessa. I am now April. 87 00:03:51,057 --> 00:03:53,314 - What? - Dade, is that you? 88 00:03:53,321 --> 00:03:55,875 Joe, this is a technique some actors use to prepare. 89 00:03:55,882 --> 00:03:58,914 They become the character even when the cameras aren't rolling. 90 00:03:58,923 --> 00:04:00,960 Dade, am I visible? 91 00:04:00,966 --> 00:04:02,879 - Play along. - Yes. 92 00:04:02,884 --> 00:04:04,452 April, I can see you. 93 00:04:04,457 --> 00:04:08,187 You're the only mortal I can communicate with and I need... 94 00:04:08,197 --> 00:04:11,325 - Something. - What is it, April? 95 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:14,004 A bagel-- lightly toasted with the middle scooped out. 96 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:18,917 I'll get it. 97 00:04:18,922 --> 00:04:20,672 Nick: All right, you strum. 98 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:23,068 Okay. 99 00:04:23,075 --> 00:04:25,724 G-g-g-g. C-c-- 100 00:04:25,731 --> 00:04:28,189 - We're doing it. - We are shredding "twinkle twinkle." 101 00:04:28,196 --> 00:04:30,683 I think a guitar should always be a two-person instrument. 102 00:04:30,690 --> 00:04:33,530 Depends on the two people. 103 00:04:35,428 --> 00:04:36,958 Maybe you should try it on your own. 104 00:04:36,963 --> 00:04:39,613 Oh. Um... 105 00:04:39,620 --> 00:04:41,953 - Okay. - ( rock music playing ) 106 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:46,236 - Hey, how you doing? - Hey, d.Z., we're kind of in the middle of something. 107 00:04:46,247 --> 00:04:48,189 Introducing d.Z., a.K.A.: Lady candy, 108 00:04:48,195 --> 00:04:51,227 As in candy for ladies, not as in, you know, I'm a lady named candy. 109 00:04:51,236 --> 00:04:52,928 I get it. I don't want to get it, but I get it. 110 00:04:52,933 --> 00:04:55,324 Ladies and gentlemen, I have a big date tonight. 111 00:04:55,331 --> 00:04:57,187 And-- oh, this is real velour, 112 00:04:57,192 --> 00:05:01,192 So if you were to rate my look on a scale of jamming to slamming? 113 00:05:02,726 --> 00:05:04,626 - Um... - You hate it. 114 00:05:05,537 --> 00:05:07,268 Hug me. 115 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:09,338 Ow ow, d.Z.! You're hair's really sharp. 116 00:05:09,344 --> 00:05:11,037 Oh, sorry. I must have overgelled. 117 00:05:11,042 --> 00:05:13,596 Okay, d.Z., back away from the jonas. 118 00:05:13,603 --> 00:05:16,922 Whatever is going on, it can't be that bad. 119 00:05:16,931 --> 00:05:18,939 The-the truth is 120 00:05:18,945 --> 00:05:21,515 I'm not the player you think I am. 121 00:05:22,849 --> 00:05:25,116 And I've never been on a date before. There, I said it. 122 00:05:25,122 --> 00:05:28,125 That is a huge shock. 123 00:05:28,134 --> 00:05:30,363 - But it's gonna be okay. - It's not gonna be okay. 124 00:05:30,369 --> 00:05:33,181 All right? I'm meeting andrea tonight. My threads are busted, 125 00:05:33,189 --> 00:05:35,226 And this bling is giving me a rash. 126 00:05:35,232 --> 00:05:37,020 Okay, I can help you. 127 00:05:37,025 --> 00:05:39,388 But you're gonna have to do it my way, understand? 128 00:05:39,395 --> 00:05:41,336 - Yeah, where do we start? - Follow me. 129 00:05:41,342 --> 00:05:42,522 Let's go. 130 00:05:49,245 --> 00:05:50,718 Okay, aunt lisa, I'm ready. 131 00:05:50,723 --> 00:05:53,305 Oh, thanks for letting me practice on you, stella-bell. 132 00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:55,540 You know, I think massage is my true calling. 133 00:05:55,547 --> 00:05:58,034 I do. I know I said that about acting. 134 00:05:58,041 --> 00:06:00,499 And candle-making. 135 00:06:00,506 --> 00:06:03,672 - And landscaping. - Hey, it's a free massage. I'm in. 136 00:06:03,681 --> 00:06:05,976 Oh, I am going to be charging a pretty penny for this, 137 00:06:05,982 --> 00:06:08,345 Once I get into massage school. 138 00:06:08,352 --> 00:06:09,652 - Get in? - Mm-hmm. 139 00:06:09,656 --> 00:06:12,726 I thought-- I thought you were already-- you know? 140 00:06:12,735 --> 00:06:16,565 - Oh no. Let's begin. - Okay. 141 00:06:23,037 --> 00:06:25,485 Who's a good girl? Do you like that? 142 00:06:25,492 --> 00:06:27,701 Hmmm? ( giggles ) 143 00:06:27,707 --> 00:06:29,524 - Aunt lisa? - Yeah? 144 00:06:29,530 --> 00:06:32,180 Is there any chance that 145 00:06:32,187 --> 00:06:33,965 Before me you've only massaged, 146 00:06:33,971 --> 00:06:36,334 Say, a cat? 147 00:06:36,340 --> 00:06:38,540 Oh yeah. Oh, there's a chance. 148 00:06:43,188 --> 00:06:44,728 Okay, in this scene, 149 00:06:44,733 --> 00:06:47,602 Dade goes to the house where April's spirit lives. 150 00:06:47,610 --> 00:06:50,068 - Cool. - Joe, I need you to play this 151 00:06:50,075 --> 00:06:52,304 - Scared, yet tough. - Got it. 152 00:06:52,310 --> 00:06:54,519 Confident, yet vulnerable. 153 00:06:54,526 --> 00:06:57,491 - Really? - I want big big emotion 154 00:06:57,499 --> 00:06:59,699 Played in a very very small way. 155 00:06:59,706 --> 00:07:01,781 - Okay, on that one how do I-- - camera rolling! 156 00:07:01,787 --> 00:07:03,700 - Wait! - What? 157 00:07:03,705 --> 00:07:06,900 - Aren't we gonna rehearse? - Rehearse? What is this, your high school play? 158 00:07:06,909 --> 00:07:10,065 This is the big time. You're a professional actor 159 00:07:10,074 --> 00:07:11,738 And every minute on this set costs money. 160 00:07:11,743 --> 00:07:13,780 This conversation? A million dollars. 161 00:07:13,786 --> 00:07:16,244 Saying "a million dollars"? $27,000. 162 00:07:16,251 --> 00:07:17,915 Excuse me, guys, is everything okay? 163 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:20,091 - Who are you? - I'm joe's brother. We've actually met. 164 00:07:20,097 --> 00:07:21,981 Yuck, family. No thanks. 165 00:07:21,987 --> 00:07:24,473 This is why I have birds. Shoo! 166 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,940 Cue effects. 167 00:07:30,140 --> 00:07:32,244 Cue music. 168 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:34,928 - ( ballad playing ) - and action! 169 00:07:34,936 --> 00:07:37,623 Why do you keep coming here? 170 00:07:37,630 --> 00:07:40,337 Nothing good ever happens in this terrible place. 171 00:07:40,345 --> 00:07:44,688 - I just need to be close to you. - No, you need to forget me. 172 00:07:44,699 --> 00:07:47,664 Try, dade. Pretend I never existed. 173 00:07:47,673 --> 00:07:51,053 But I can feel you all around. In the silence I hear... 174 00:07:51,874 --> 00:07:53,308 Line! 175 00:07:53,313 --> 00:07:55,713 - The sound of! - Cut! 176 00:08:00,123 --> 00:08:02,102 - Do you not know your lines? - I do not. 177 00:08:02,108 --> 00:08:04,633 I mean, I did. I'm just nervous. 178 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:07,060 I'm not paying for nervous. Go again. 179 00:08:07,067 --> 00:08:10,233 Cue effects. Music! 180 00:08:10,242 --> 00:08:13,753 - ( ballad playing ) - and action! 181 00:08:13,763 --> 00:08:15,962 Why do you keep coming here? 182 00:08:15,968 --> 00:08:18,938 Nothing good ever happens in this terrible place. 183 00:08:23,997 --> 00:08:26,497 - Uh... - Cut! 184 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:32,024 What's the deal? Everybody take five. 185 00:08:32,034 --> 00:08:34,712 You get your act together or you're gonna see my dark side. 186 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,566 Okay? 187 00:08:36,571 --> 00:08:38,771 It gets darker? 188 00:08:39,842 --> 00:08:41,850 - D.Z.: Ow! - Macy: Quit squirming. 189 00:08:41,856 --> 00:08:44,888 - Oww! - What did you put in here, glue? 190 00:08:44,897 --> 00:08:47,192 I don't know. It was my grandfather's toupee cream. 191 00:08:47,198 --> 00:08:50,393 Oh, I'm gonna need a bigger comb. 192 00:08:50,402 --> 00:08:52,732 ( rock music playing ) 193 00:09:03,993 --> 00:09:05,561 So, do we like? 194 00:09:05,566 --> 00:09:08,819 - No. - Oh boy. 195 00:09:08,828 --> 00:09:11,066 Kevin: You're doing great, bro. 196 00:09:11,073 --> 00:09:12,756 Stop saying that. I'm a mess. 197 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:15,123 - Just try and relax. - Maybe I just don't belong here. 198 00:09:15,129 --> 00:09:17,300 What does this chair say? 199 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,382 - It says "joe." - yes, exactly. 200 00:09:19,388 --> 00:09:21,683 "joe," not lou, not ed, but joe. 201 00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:24,215 They wouldn't give you a chair with your name on it if you didn't belong here. 202 00:09:24,222 --> 00:09:26,709 - Who's ed? - I'm trying to make a point. 203 00:09:26,716 --> 00:09:28,954 You're fine saying the lines with just me. 204 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,351 You don't have a dark side. Mona freaks me out. 205 00:09:31,358 --> 00:09:33,749 - What if she fires me? - I won't let that happen. 206 00:09:33,756 --> 00:09:36,951 We gotta go much tighter on joe. Throw a 75 on, okay? 207 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,720 - Gotcha. - Hi, mona. 208 00:09:39,962 --> 00:09:42,133 You just pop up all over the place, don't you? 209 00:09:42,139 --> 00:09:44,721 Yeah. I think I figured out what joe's problem is. 210 00:09:44,729 --> 00:09:47,129 - Oh, do tell. - It's you. 211 00:09:48,029 --> 00:09:49,463 I'm the problem? 212 00:09:49,467 --> 00:09:52,049 Yeah, you have a way of saying things that are scary and mean. 213 00:09:52,057 --> 00:09:54,448 Joe, on the other hand, likes things that are soft and nice. 214 00:09:54,455 --> 00:09:56,885 - Oh, does he? - If you could give him rewards, 215 00:09:56,892 --> 00:09:59,216 Maybe like treats or snacks, that could really help him. 216 00:09:59,222 --> 00:10:01,584 Fascinating. You know, I have a different approach. 217 00:10:01,591 --> 00:10:03,461 - Oh, what's that? - Security! 218 00:10:04,382 --> 00:10:06,257 - No, that's-- - get him off my set. 219 00:10:06,262 --> 00:10:07,572 No, I'm okay. Hey-- 220 00:10:07,577 --> 00:10:10,484 - Hey, we're fine. - Bye-bye. 221 00:10:10,492 --> 00:10:13,591 - Wait, what happened? - We talked. You're all good. 222 00:10:13,599 --> 00:10:15,732 - ( kevin screams ) - what? 223 00:10:15,739 --> 00:10:17,969 No. 224 00:10:19,268 --> 00:10:22,358 Come on, guys, I've gotta get back to set. My brother needs me. 225 00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:24,978 Guys, come on! 226 00:10:24,985 --> 00:10:27,280 - ( beeps ) - joe, talk to me. 227 00:10:27,287 --> 00:10:29,114 Dude, why did mona kick you off the set? 228 00:10:29,119 --> 00:10:31,730 Things were said. It's not important. So how you doing? 229 00:10:31,738 --> 00:10:34,359 I am freaking out. You need to get back here. 230 00:10:34,366 --> 00:10:36,498 Mona: Picture's up. Where's joe? 231 00:10:36,504 --> 00:10:38,484 - She coming. - Joe? 232 00:10:38,490 --> 00:10:40,220 Joe! 233 00:10:42,902 --> 00:10:44,872 I don't think so. 234 00:10:47,036 --> 00:10:49,839 Listen, my brother really needs me. He's back there on set. 235 00:10:49,847 --> 00:10:53,520 And I need a three-hour foot massage, followed by a four-hour foot massage. 236 00:10:53,530 --> 00:10:55,900 I think we're both gonna be disappointed. 237 00:10:58,326 --> 00:11:00,114 ( piano chords playing ) 238 00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:04,108 May I present the new and majorly-improved d.Z.? 239 00:11:04,119 --> 00:11:06,041 Wow, d.Z., is that really you? 240 00:11:06,047 --> 00:11:09,977 Holla! Back up the cool bus. Vroom. 241 00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:12,756 Beep beep beep beep. 242 00:11:12,761 --> 00:11:15,248 ( beatboxes ) 243 00:11:15,255 --> 00:11:17,713 - Whoo. - Yep, it's still you. 244 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,723 I forgot he still talks. It really kills the look. 245 00:11:20,731 --> 00:11:23,055 Wait wait, you guys think I need more than this? 246 00:11:23,062 --> 00:11:24,822 Girls love a good dresser, 247 00:11:24,827 --> 00:11:27,380 But the clothes are just the packaging. 248 00:11:27,388 --> 00:11:29,368 There's so much more that we like in a guy. 249 00:11:29,374 --> 00:11:31,794 Uh-oh, macy's about to lay some knowledge on us, d.Z. 250 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,712 Oh, well, d.Z.'s all ears. 251 00:11:33,718 --> 00:11:36,368 - Well, we like a guy with confidence. - I reek of confidence. 252 00:11:36,376 --> 00:11:38,767 That's my body spray-- "confidence" by stone stevens. 253 00:11:38,774 --> 00:11:41,314 Yeah, there's such a thing as too much confidence. 254 00:11:42,687 --> 00:11:44,475 We like it when you listen to us. 255 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,067 Oh, like I said, all ears. 256 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:48,339 - But still have your own opinions. - Totally. 257 00:11:48,346 --> 00:11:50,612 - ( whispers ) about what? - Oh, I know! 258 00:11:50,618 --> 00:11:52,282 We like a guy who can make us laugh... 259 00:11:52,288 --> 00:11:55,062 Well, I got this off the back of a gum wrapper: 260 00:11:55,069 --> 00:11:57,799 Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? 261 00:11:59,481 --> 00:12:02,896 Because then they'd be called "bay-gulls." 262 00:12:02,906 --> 00:12:04,819 - Stop it. - ...But not with jokes. 263 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,737 I really hate jokes. 264 00:12:06,743 --> 00:12:08,818 Ahem. Come on, flying baked goods? 265 00:12:08,824 --> 00:12:10,832 D.Z., just listen. 266 00:12:10,838 --> 00:12:13,239 Care about your family and your friends. 267 00:12:13,246 --> 00:12:16,020 And show the world you have a beautiful spirit. 268 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:18,294 And always always chew with your mouth closed. 269 00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:19,696 - Got it? - Got it. 270 00:12:19,701 --> 00:12:21,528 Anything else? 271 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,665 One more thing: 272 00:12:23,671 --> 00:12:26,799 If you like a gi, you should tell her, 273 00:12:26,808 --> 00:12:30,127 So she's not confused by the messages you're sending. 274 00:12:30,136 --> 00:12:32,936 Got it, processed. Outskis. 275 00:12:35,095 --> 00:12:37,075 - You deserve a medal. - Thank you. 276 00:12:37,081 --> 00:12:41,711 So anything I said surprise you at all? 277 00:12:41,723 --> 00:12:43,377 Or...? 278 00:12:43,382 --> 00:12:46,722 Jokes-- I didn't know they were a deal breaker. 279 00:12:55,544 --> 00:12:57,648 Officer evie-- may I call you evie? 280 00:12:57,654 --> 00:12:59,921 There has to be someone in here you want to talk to. 281 00:12:59,928 --> 00:13:01,908 Matt damon? 282 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,664 Usher? Kesha? 283 00:13:03,669 --> 00:13:06,988 I don't play like that. You got will smith in there? 284 00:13:06,997 --> 00:13:08,909 - No. - Oh well! 285 00:13:08,915 --> 00:13:11,055 I guess we're stuck. 286 00:13:13,241 --> 00:13:14,971 Oh no, that boy didn't just do that. 287 00:13:17,011 --> 00:13:18,991 ( groans ) I had to wear the big heels today. 288 00:13:18,996 --> 00:13:20,296 Boy! 289 00:13:21,461 --> 00:13:23,373 Why do you keep coming here? 290 00:13:23,379 --> 00:13:26,067 Nothing good ever happens in this terrible place. 291 00:13:26,075 --> 00:13:30,217 - I just need to be close to you. - No, you need to forget me. 292 00:13:30,228 --> 00:13:33,834 Try, dade. Pretend I never existed. 293 00:13:33,844 --> 00:13:36,654 Around all you feel can I but. 294 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,944 I just said it backwards. 295 00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:42,902 Cut! 296 00:13:42,908 --> 00:13:45,203 I can feel you all around. I can feel you all around! 297 00:13:45,210 --> 00:13:46,712 See, I can say it. 298 00:13:46,716 --> 00:13:49,394 What about a treat? Let me see, what have I got in my pocket here? 299 00:13:49,402 --> 00:13:51,573 I've got some mints, a lipstick. 300 00:13:51,579 --> 00:13:53,941 I've got the number of the guy I rear-ended this morning. 301 00:13:53,948 --> 00:13:56,722 - I think I'm past treats. - Okay, so what can we do? 302 00:13:56,730 --> 00:14:00,116 - Maybe you hired the wrong guy. - I don't make mistakes. 303 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:03,090 I saw you onstage and you were electric! 304 00:14:03,098 --> 00:14:05,365 I'm 25 and you made me feel like I'm 12. 305 00:14:05,372 --> 00:14:07,242 - 25? - Shh! 306 00:14:08,729 --> 00:14:12,373 Joe, you've sang in front of thousands of people 307 00:14:12,383 --> 00:14:14,487 And made them feel everything you wanted to. 308 00:14:14,493 --> 00:14:16,760 Bring that guy here, all right? 309 00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:19,667 Find your inner rock star. You can do it. 310 00:14:20,536 --> 00:14:22,206 Okay, I'll try. 311 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:25,815 Cue effects! 312 00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:28,145 Music! 313 00:14:28,151 --> 00:14:30,035 And action! 314 00:14:30,041 --> 00:14:31,925 Why do you keep coming here? 315 00:14:31,931 --> 00:14:34,839 Nothing good ever happens in this terrible place. 316 00:14:34,847 --> 00:14:38,606 - I just need to be close to you. - No, you have to forget me. 317 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:42,786 Try, dade. Pretend I never existed. 318 00:14:44,256 --> 00:14:48,369 ♪ I can feel you all around ♪ 319 00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:51,580 ♪ in the silence I hear the sounds ♪ 320 00:14:52,610 --> 00:14:55,671 ♪ of your footsteps on the ground ♪ 321 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:59,382 ♪ and my heart slows down ♪ 322 00:14:59,392 --> 00:15:01,620 ♪ so now I'm ♪ 323 00:15:01,626 --> 00:15:04,945 ♪ I'm waiting for the moonlight ♪ 324 00:15:04,954 --> 00:15:08,570 ♪ so I can find you in this perfect dream ♪ 325 00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:10,426 ♪ don't think that you can ♪ 326 00:15:10,432 --> 00:15:13,272 ♪ hide there in the shadows ♪ 327 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:17,078 ♪ girl, you're not invisible ♪ 328 00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:20,024 ♪ you're all that I can see ♪ 329 00:15:20,032 --> 00:15:23,302 ♪ oh oh yeah ♪ 330 00:15:27,389 --> 00:15:30,460 ♪ something's changing deep inside ♪ 331 00:15:30,469 --> 00:15:34,391 ♪ all my hopes start coming alive ♪ 332 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:38,361 ♪ as we're fading into the night ♪ 333 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:41,595 ♪ I can see your eyes ♪ 334 00:15:41,604 --> 00:15:45,115 ♪ so I keep on ♪ 335 00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,899 ♪ waiting for the moonlight ♪ 336 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:51,483 ♪ so I can find you in this perfect dream ♪ 337 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,281 ♪ don't think that you can ♪ 338 00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:56,157 ♪ hide there in the shadows ♪ 339 00:15:56,165 --> 00:16:00,135 ♪ girl, you're not invisible ♪ 340 00:16:01,257 --> 00:16:04,060 ♪ I'm waiting for the moonlight ♪ 341 00:16:04,068 --> 00:16:07,808 ♪ so I can find you in this perfect dream ♪ 342 00:16:07,818 --> 00:16:09,539 ♪ don't think that you can ♪ 343 00:16:09,544 --> 00:16:12,509 ♪ hide there in the shadows ♪ 344 00:16:12,518 --> 00:16:16,546 ♪ girl, you're not invisible ♪ 345 00:16:16,556 --> 00:16:20,793 ♪ girl, you're not invisible ♪ 346 00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,075 ♪ you're all that I can see ♪ 347 00:16:25,035 --> 00:16:28,635 ♪ and my heart slows down. ♪ 348 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,824 And cut! 349 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,630 Rock star joe, welcome to my movie. 350 00:16:42,952 --> 00:16:44,512 That's awesome. 351 00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:50,004 See that actor? That's my brother. 352 00:16:54,443 --> 00:16:56,289 - How was that? - That was great. 353 00:16:56,295 --> 00:16:58,973 That was amazing! Now do you think you can say your lines 354 00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:01,055 As well as you sang them in that song? 355 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,731 - Definitely. - All right, let's go again. 356 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,463 - Ow. - Sorry. 357 00:17:11,468 --> 00:17:13,630 - Ow. - Honey, you're just so tense. 358 00:17:13,636 --> 00:17:15,328 Oh, look, you have a whole row 359 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,342 - Of knots back here. - That's my spine! 360 00:17:17,348 --> 00:17:20,380 No, it's not! Here, let me just get this one right here for you. 361 00:17:20,388 --> 00:17:21,640 - ( cracks ) - oooh, okay, 362 00:17:21,644 --> 00:17:23,490 Ow ow, I can't. I just can't. 363 00:17:23,496 --> 00:17:25,409 It hurts. I can't feel my legs. 364 00:17:25,415 --> 00:17:27,748 - It's over. - I knew it. 365 00:17:27,754 --> 00:17:30,853 Failed again. I shouldn't even try. 366 00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:33,502 - Aunt lisa. - No, it's true, okay? 367 00:17:33,509 --> 00:17:36,419 Everything your mom said about me, it's true. 368 00:17:37,576 --> 00:17:39,202 You know what mom says about you? 369 00:17:39,207 --> 00:17:40,870 She says that-- 370 00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,597 That you're a sweet soul. 371 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,443 And that you're the best sister in the world. 372 00:17:45,451 --> 00:17:48,751 - Hmph. - She trusted you to look out for me while I'm in l.A. 373 00:17:50,151 --> 00:17:52,896 - And I'm so glad that you're here. - Awww. 374 00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:54,759 - Really? - Yeah. 375 00:17:54,764 --> 00:17:57,921 You're a great aunt. 376 00:17:57,930 --> 00:17:59,594 - And you know what? - Hmm? 377 00:17:59,599 --> 00:18:02,592 I think you could totally be a great massage therapist. 378 00:18:02,601 --> 00:18:04,964 - I really think I could. - There you go. 379 00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:07,265 You know, just research it a little bit. 380 00:18:07,272 --> 00:18:10,342 Maybe go online, and... 381 00:18:10,351 --> 00:18:12,293 Just learn about what feels good, 382 00:18:12,298 --> 00:18:13,828 You know, for humans. 383 00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:17,602 Or I could become a cat masseuse right now. 384 00:18:17,612 --> 00:18:19,524 Dealer's choice. 385 00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:21,864 You know, whatever you do, 386 00:18:21,871 --> 00:18:23,908 I believe in you. 387 00:18:23,914 --> 00:18:26,822 Ohhh, thanks, stella-bell. 388 00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:28,618 - ( cracks ) - oh, sorry. 389 00:18:28,623 --> 00:18:30,723 You know, I'm just gonna go. 390 00:18:35,021 --> 00:18:37,125 Ready for another lesson? 391 00:18:37,131 --> 00:18:39,273 No thanks. 392 00:18:39,279 --> 00:18:41,737 How about some "three blind mice"? 393 00:18:41,744 --> 00:18:44,097 I hear it's a big hit with the kids these days. 394 00:18:44,104 --> 00:18:45,796 I'm good. 395 00:18:45,801 --> 00:18:47,071 ( sighs ) 396 00:18:49,072 --> 00:18:50,947 Is something wrong? 397 00:18:50,953 --> 00:18:53,506 Nick, when I was telling d.Z. 398 00:18:53,513 --> 00:18:55,589 All those things girls like in a guy, 399 00:18:55,595 --> 00:18:58,598 I was really talking about all the things I like in a guy. 400 00:18:58,606 --> 00:19:00,452 You were? 401 00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:03,805 And if I, let's say, found this guy 402 00:19:03,814 --> 00:19:05,765 Who had all of those qualities, 403 00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:09,101 - I'd really hope that he'd like me too. - I'd hope so too. 404 00:19:10,087 --> 00:19:12,583 - Ow. - Nick, it was you. 405 00:19:12,591 --> 00:19:14,451 Okay? I was describing you. 406 00:19:15,881 --> 00:19:17,928 - Forget it. - Macy, wait. 407 00:19:17,934 --> 00:19:19,942 What? 408 00:19:19,948 --> 00:19:22,464 What I'm trying to say is I like you. 409 00:19:22,471 --> 00:19:25,694 And I've been wanting to tell you ever since I saw you this summer. 410 00:19:25,703 --> 00:19:29,501 Well, there it is. What took you so long? 411 00:19:29,511 --> 00:19:31,557 I guess I was just scared. 412 00:19:31,563 --> 00:19:34,308 If anyone should be scared, it's me. 413 00:19:34,316 --> 00:19:37,377 - Why? - Because this is crazy. 414 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:40,226 You're a rock star and I'm your-- 415 00:19:40,234 --> 00:19:42,804 - Macy. - I'm your macy. 416 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,638 I like the sound of that. 417 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:48,006 Me too. 418 00:19:48,013 --> 00:19:50,308 This has been such a weird day. 419 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,390 ( sighs ) it feels good to be home. 420 00:19:52,396 --> 00:19:55,007 Do you guys think there's such thing as a cat masseuse? 421 00:19:55,014 --> 00:19:57,214 I mean, this is l.A., so there probably is. 422 00:19:57,221 --> 00:19:59,172 There are like pet therapists and pet psychics. 423 00:19:59,177 --> 00:20:01,635 That's crazy stuff. So what are we doing? Do you want to order in? 424 00:20:01,642 --> 00:20:04,372 Like, I'm kind of hungry, but I'm kind of not hungry. You know? 425 00:20:10,226 --> 00:20:12,694 Hey, guys. Do you mind going over tomorrow's lines with me? 426 00:20:12,702 --> 00:20:14,930 Actually, man, you rocked it today. 427 00:20:14,936 --> 00:20:17,299 I think when it comes to movies, you're a solo act. 428 00:20:17,306 --> 00:20:19,926 - Plus you're banned from the set. - Yeah, that too. 429 00:20:19,933 --> 00:20:21,875 D.Z.: Holla! 430 00:20:21,881 --> 00:20:24,052 Oh, best date ever! 431 00:20:24,058 --> 00:20:26,994 - Only date ever. - So it went well? 432 00:20:27,002 --> 00:20:28,695 Oh yeah, andrea was definitely feeling me. 433 00:20:28,701 --> 00:20:30,422 Aww, so you remembered 434 00:20:30,427 --> 00:20:32,215 All the stuff I told you about how to act with a girl? 435 00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:33,626 Yeah. 436 00:20:33,631 --> 00:20:35,993 Kinda. I sort of blocked you out. 437 00:20:35,999 --> 00:20:38,103 Well, can't wait to meet her. 438 00:20:38,110 --> 00:20:40,281 Yo, d.Z., where you at? 439 00:20:40,287 --> 00:20:42,257 Peeps, andrea; andrea, peeps. 440 00:20:42,263 --> 00:20:44,377 What up, playas? 441 00:20:44,383 --> 00:20:46,171 Yo, we gotta scoot. I promised your moms 442 00:20:46,176 --> 00:20:48,146 I'd have you back to casa d.Z. Before curfew. 443 00:20:48,152 --> 00:20:50,462 Okay. We can just jump in the cool bus. 444 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,909 Beep beep beep. 445 00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:56,946 ( beatboxing ) 446 00:20:58,079 --> 00:20:59,139 Come on. 447 00:21:01,657 --> 00:21:03,952 What was that? 448 00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:05,145 Next on "jonas l.A."... 449 00:21:05,149 --> 00:21:06,966 I want you to tell me everything there is to know 450 00:21:06,971 --> 00:21:09,907 - About being a director. - You survive the day as my assistant, 451 00:21:09,915 --> 00:21:12,048 And I will tell you everything you need to know. 452 00:21:12,055 --> 00:21:15,058 - Sweet. - Mona wants me to kiss vanessa today during the shoot. 453 00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,912 - How do you feel about that? - Good. 454 00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:19,059 - Do you have feelings for joe? - Yes. 455 00:21:19,066 --> 00:21:21,582 Absolutely yes. 456 00:21:21,589 --> 00:21:24,458 So if he were to, say, kiss you during the photo shoot? 457 00:21:24,466 --> 00:21:26,867 Ahhh, joe is gonna kiss me?! 458 00:21:26,874 --> 00:21:28,595 ( squeals ) 459 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,649 Joe, do your thing. 460 00:22:28,606 --> 00:22:30,606 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Addic7ed.com 461 00:22:30,656 --> 00:22:35,206 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35200

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