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previously on "jonas l.A."...
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- I want to be friends.
- We are friends.
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- Just friends.
- Well, I talked to my director
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About who should
play my love interest in "forever April,"
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And she wants
a joe from jonas type.
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There's a roomful of mes
in there and I'm freaking out.
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- Hang in there, man.
I've got an idea. - Action.
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I'm a ghost.
Ghosts can't love.
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If we never try,
then we'll never know what could have been.
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- I got the part!
- Congratulations!
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thank you.
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? l.A., l.A., baby ?
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? l.A., l.A. ?
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Come on, girl.
We're almost to the top.
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There had better be
an air-conditioned mall up there.
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All right, princess.
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You rest.
I'll be right back.
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Yeah? Well, if I was
a princess, I'd have someone walk for me!
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- Oh. Oh.
- Oh, sorry.
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- Thank you.
- That's okay.
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- Great.
- Well, if someone was going to run into me,
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I'm glad it was you.
Hey, I know you.
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I'm your neighbor.
Cute orange house, right?
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- I'm stella.
- Ben.
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Sorry I'm...
Such a mess.
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I was attacked...
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By a bear.
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I'm guessing you're more
of an indoor girl.
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I like a wall
and a window now and then.
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That's probably why
I haven't seen you on the trail before.
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Hey.
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Oh. Umm...
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So many mosquitoes
out here in nature.
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Well, maybe we'd
be better off doing something inside
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Like eating
some frozen yogurt or something.
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Really? Yeah.
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Great. I'll pick
you up around 7:00.
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- Perfect.
- Cute orange house?
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That's me.
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Bye.
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- What was that?
- I'll tell you in a second.
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I just have to keepsmiling and waving
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Until he's down
that hill.
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And we're clear.
He just asked me out!
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- He's cute!
- I know, huh?
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- I love hiking.
- Oh, okay.
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? yeah! ?
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? hey! ?
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? I was sitting at home ?
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? watching tv all alone ?
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? so tired of routines ?
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? the day goes on and on ?
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? so I pick up the phone ?
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? call everyone I know ?
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? I say there'sgonna be a party ?
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? hit the music,here we go, yeah ?
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? you gotta live to party,
bust your move ?
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? everybody's
in the groove ?
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? tell the d.J.
To play our song ?
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? are you ready
to rock and roll? ?
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? gotta live to party,
bust your move ?
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? everybody's
in the groove ?
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? live to ?
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? party! ?
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Sycn by Hana.Bean
www.Addic7ed.com
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Hey, guys.
Sorry I'm late.
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- Big announcement?
- Ah.
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Let me put this
in the form
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Of a riddle.
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Now what has two paddles,
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A net and the hottest
celebrities in town?
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Are you talking
about justin timberlake's ping-pong tournament?
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Correct. Now this is
the biggest charity event
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Of the summer, okay?
J.T.'s all about giving back.
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Yeah, we know all about it,
but all the spots are booked.
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I guess it just depends
on who you know.
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You see, my cousin is
the assistant to the guy
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Who's the assistant to the guy
who picks the players.
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So I've secured an invitation
for one lucky jonai--
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Happens to be singular
for "jonas."
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No, it's not.
But more to the point,
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That means that only
one of us gets to play.
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- Yeah.
- Correctamente.
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F.Y.I., I'm adding "amente"
to everything I say.
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So which
one of you three,
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Is the bestamente?
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Me, I'd probably crush it,
but I've gotta study my script
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For the movie
that I'm starring in, "forever April."
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So joe hollywood is out.
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How about you guys, huh?
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Why don't you
play for it? Kevin versus nick?
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I'm in. A little
brotherly competition.
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- I'm in.
- Oh.
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So...
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...Excitedamente.
All right.
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Good luck on that.
All righty.
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"I need your love.
You need my love."
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I can't believe I'm going
on my first l.A. Date.
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I know.
If this is the hiker, you work pretty fast.
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Wait. Issue.
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- What?
- Joe.
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Right. Well, are you going
to tell him about that?
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I mean,
am I supposed to?
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I don't know.
Oh, okay.
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Let's play it out.
I'll be joe.
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What would you say to me?
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So, joe,
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- I met a guy.
- No!
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No! How could
you betray me?!
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Macy, he's not
gonna do that.
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Well, I was just showing you
the worst-case scenario.
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Okay. Well, can we please
try the best-case scenario?
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- Okay, fine.
- Okay.
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So, joe,
I met this guy
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And we're gonna
go on a date.
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Oh, that's great.
Have fun.
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I never had feelings
for you anyway.
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That's the best-case
scenario?
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Oh, wait.
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Here's 50 bucks.
Take him someplace classy.
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Huh? Huh?
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Wasn't that helpful?
Wait. Wait!
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- Joe?
- Hey, stell.
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Whose dog is this?
Hi, baby.
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This is chakra.
He belongs to vanessa.
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Oh, we belong
to each other.
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Vanessa.
Expecting rain?
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Oh, no. I'm actually playing
a ghost in "forever April,"
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So I can't be in the sun.
I tan ubereasy.
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Uberawesome.
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joe is such a sweetheart,
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Agreeing to dogsit
chakra for me.
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Wow. So you're
dogsitting...
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- Yeah.
- ...For vanessa.
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Okay.
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Well, I'm spending
the weekend
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In an underground spa, so--
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Oh, let me guess--
uberexclusive?
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Oh no, it's literally
underground...
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In a cave.
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So what's up, stell?
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Um, I actually just
came to say hi.
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And now I'm going
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So, joe,
happy dogsitting.
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Vanessa,
watch out for bats.
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Nick!
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Hey, bro.
Look what I found--
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- One of these things.
- Oh, so you're practicing.
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Because where I come from,
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A friendly game means
you pick up a paddle and you play.
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Well, you're welcome
to use it if you want.
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It's all good,
brother.
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- What does that mean?
- Do what you need to do.
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Okay.
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- Isn't this fun?
- Mm-hmm.
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- What are you knitting?
- A scarf.
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- Oh.
- Or a sock.
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- Huh.
- It depends what part of me gets cold first.
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- What about you?
- A cat sweater.
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Doesn't your cat have fur?
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but it goes so well
with his little hat.
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He's taking care
of vanessa's dog.
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No, he is not!
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Yeah, he is.
I mean, I don't know how they got so far so fast.
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Usually you meet,
you flirt, you date,
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You introduce him
to your parents
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And then maybe
you let him dogsit.
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Well, he has
clearly moved on and so should you.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, I am moving, baby,
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And ben is
my moving van.
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Oh, after I meet him?
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- He's not a rock star.
- Love him.
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Yes, ladies, this date
with ben is going down.
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- I am talking
frozen yogurt... - Mm-hmm.
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...With toppings.
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- Maybe a swirl.
- Now that is the stella who came to play in l.A.
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- Hippy bump.
- whoo.
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- I'm good. I'm getting ready.
- Oh, I'll help.
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- Kevin.
- Oh, hey, nick.
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Meet china's gold medalist
in table tennis world cup.
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You hired a coach?
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And you, sir,
bought a ball machine.
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Just say it.
You're afraid to lose to your little brother.
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"lose"? Oh, no.
I just want to make sure you were properly schooled
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- When I beat you.
- You are so going down.
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that's cute and all,
but can you leave now?
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'cause she's about to
teach me a move she likes to call the cobra chop.
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Chop.
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Now remember he only
drinks bottled water,
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No carbs after 4:00 p.M.
And no loud noises.
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- His ears are very sensitive.
- I think we'll be fine.
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- I'll call you
when I get there. - Cool.
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- I was talking
to chakra. - Right.
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yeah, I knew that.
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and one for you.
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Bye.
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I know where
you can sleep.
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You can sleep
in nick's bed. Yes, you can.
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come on.
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- Excuse me.
- Oh, hey, can I help you?
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Yeah, I'm looking
for a stella.
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- And you are?
- Ben. I met stella hiking today
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And I found
her keys on the trail.
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At least I think
they're hers.
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- Yeah, those are stella's.
- Do you know if she's around?
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If not, I'll just
see her tonight.
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- What's tonight?
- Our date.
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So what you're telling me
is your name is ben
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- And you have a date
with stella. - Yeah.
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I think we have a lot
we could talk about.
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Why don't
you come on in?
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Cobra chop!
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- Aloha, brother.
- What's all this?
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Well, I know some words
have been exchanged, some not so pleasant,
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So I decided to do
something nice for you.
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Really?
This is for me?
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Well, I know how much
you like relaxing.
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I do like
to take a load off.
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All right.
Well, try it out.
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Take this coconut smoothie,
lay down on this thing
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- And just relax.
- Don't mind if I do.
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Oh, I almost forgot--
ladies.
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- Oh.
- How does that feel?
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Ah. Like a cool
island breeze.
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It's very relaxing.
Wait a second!
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- I know what you're
trying to do here. - What would that be?
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You're trying to recreate
that sweet sweet nap I took in maui.
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Ah. The nap
of all naps.
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The nap of your dreams.
Now why would I do that?
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To make me groggy
for the match.
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You're trying to make me
lose my competitive edge.
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Shh. Relax.
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It would be nice.
I mean--
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No! Not at all!
Absolutely not.
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- Not gonna work.
- All right, fine.
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But I know how cranky
you get without your nap.
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You're going down
a bad road here, brother.
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You'll be sorry
you messed with the master.
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No one said stop.
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Ah. Here you go,
my buddy ben.
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Thanks.
So is stella home?
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Oh, we'll get to stella.
I want to talk about ben.
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What gets ben up
every morning?
244
00:11:01,877 --> 00:11:04,177
Um, well, I'm a student.
245
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,622
So what I'm hearing is
you're unemployed.
246
00:11:05,590 --> 00:11:08,690
- No, I work part time too.
- Mmm, flipping burgers?
247
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:11,831
I invented a cell-phone app.
It's kind of popular.
248
00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:15,068
Well, I'm pretty
cell-phone-app savvy myself.
249
00:11:14,971 --> 00:11:16,731
So what's it called?
250
00:11:16,697 --> 00:11:18,357
It's called
the side burner.
251
00:11:18,328 --> 00:11:21,128
- It lets you
take any photo and-- - put sideburns on it?
252
00:11:21,052 --> 00:11:23,752
Dude, I love that app.
You invented that?
253
00:11:23,670 --> 00:11:25,640
Yeah, it's no big deal
254
00:11:25,589 --> 00:11:28,629
It pays the rent,
got my parents a new house.
255
00:11:28,534 --> 00:11:31,634
It's all good.
So what do you do?
256
00:11:32,629 --> 00:11:34,229
Really?
257
00:11:36,121 --> 00:11:38,721
- Where are they?
- Where are what?
258
00:11:38,644 --> 00:11:41,444
- Can you be more specific?
- Specifically my lucky sneakers.
259
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,668
The white ones
with the blue stripes? I haven't seen 'em.
260
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,873
- Fibber!
- Oh, now you're resorting to name-calling.
261
00:11:45,809 --> 00:11:47,649
- I know what
you're trying to do. - And that would be what?
262
00:11:47,602 --> 00:11:49,572
You think
I'm so superstitious
263
00:11:49,521 --> 00:11:51,501
- I need those shoes to win.
- Those are your words, not mine.
264
00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:53,819
- You're not
getting inside my head. - I think I already am.
265
00:11:53,751 --> 00:11:56,051
You know what?
I could beat you without shoes.
266
00:11:55,995 --> 00:11:58,125
I could beat you without socks.
I could beat you without feet!
267
00:11:58,077 --> 00:11:59,977
Good luck with that.
268
00:12:04,926 --> 00:12:06,156
Kevin!
269
00:12:07,448 --> 00:12:08,688
Ah.
270
00:12:10,489 --> 00:12:12,829
Joe:
You know what? I askthe questions around here.
271
00:12:12,762 --> 00:12:14,832
So where are you taking
stella tonight?
272
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:18,417
- Um, to get frozen yogurt.
- What do you have against ice cream?
273
00:12:18,297 --> 00:12:21,207
- Higher fat content.
- Oh, boy.
274
00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:24,417
So as determined
by the pre-game flip of a coin,
275
00:12:24,321 --> 00:12:26,521
The kevinator will
serve first.
276
00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:28,460
By the way,
I'm no longer saying "amente."
277
00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:30,546
I'm now saying "inator."
278
00:12:30,498 --> 00:12:32,158
Just loosen up
the wrist.
279
00:12:34,459 --> 00:12:36,199
- What was that?
- Cobra chop.
280
00:12:36,157 --> 00:12:38,187
The cobra chop
is cheating?
281
00:12:38,143 --> 00:12:42,173
Look, nick. If you can't
handle my level of play, you should quit now,
282
00:12:42,047 --> 00:12:44,477
- Just like you did
third-grade spanish. - Ooh.
283
00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:46,576
I couldn't roll my rs
because my tongue wasn't fully formed yet.
284
00:12:46,526 --> 00:12:49,426
- Always an excuse
with this guy. - Nick: You know what?
285
00:12:49,346 --> 00:12:52,406
- Just serve
the ball, kevin percy. - Don't you use my middle name.
286
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:55,190
- Oh, I think
I just did, percy. - Ball.
287
00:12:55,101 --> 00:12:57,071
- Cobra chop!
- Whoo!
288
00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:59,490
Nice.
Intensamente.
289
00:12:59,418 --> 00:13:01,788
Code red. Code red.
290
00:13:01,729 --> 00:13:03,659
Actually,
this is crimson crush.
291
00:13:03,609 --> 00:13:05,809
No. Joe, ben,
here together.
292
00:13:05,758 --> 00:13:08,228
- What?
- Joe is grilling ben like a shish kebab.
293
00:13:08,156 --> 00:13:10,596
- You've gotta get in there.
- Right. Wait.
294
00:13:10,525 --> 00:13:13,095
- What about my toes?
- Just bring them.
295
00:13:13,019 --> 00:13:14,319
Okay.
296
00:13:15,801 --> 00:13:17,101
So what you're
telling me, ben--
297
00:13:17,086 --> 00:13:18,456
If that's
your real name--
298
00:13:18,429 --> 00:13:21,199
Is that you're gonna take
stella out to "fro-yo,"
299
00:13:21,115 --> 00:13:23,055
And if it goes well,
you might ask her out again?
300
00:13:23,004 --> 00:13:26,104
Umm... Yes.
301
00:13:27,196 --> 00:13:28,466
- Joe.
- Stella.
302
00:13:28,443 --> 00:13:30,243
- Don't talk to her.
- Don't talk to him.
303
00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:32,538
No, we are talking.
We're talking up a storm.
304
00:13:33,891 --> 00:13:34,991
I found your keys.
305
00:13:34,975 --> 00:13:37,145
Oh, and you brought
them here.
306
00:13:37,085 --> 00:13:39,355
Thank you. That is--
that's so sweet.
307
00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:41,931
Thank you. Thanks.
You-- game room, now.
308
00:13:41,853 --> 00:13:43,753
- No.
- Now.
309
00:13:46,466 --> 00:13:48,966
- Look. If tonight's
not gonna work-- - oh no, it's perfect.
310
00:13:48,893 --> 00:13:50,733
- Perfect.
- Okay.
311
00:13:50,687 --> 00:13:52,687
Thanks for the keys.
Right.
312
00:13:52,634 --> 00:13:54,304
Bye.
313
00:13:56,221 --> 00:13:57,751
Take that,
thumbsucker.
314
00:13:57,727 --> 00:13:59,457
You ate baby food
until you were 10.
315
00:13:59,425 --> 00:14:01,655
It was just
the applesauce.
316
00:14:01,593 --> 00:14:04,233
Oh! Point
to the nickinator!
317
00:14:04,154 --> 00:14:07,424
Whew. Guys, this is
getting personal. Whoo!
318
00:14:07,319 --> 00:14:09,729
How dare you
interrogate my date!
319
00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:11,130
What am
I supposed to do,
320
00:14:11,098 --> 00:14:12,998
Seeing as you decided to keep
the whole thing from me?
321
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:15,019
I tried to tell you,
but you were a little too busy
322
00:14:14,974 --> 00:14:17,244
Playing house
with vanessa and shakira.
323
00:14:17,180 --> 00:14:18,680
It's chakra,
and he's a boy.
324
00:14:18,647 --> 00:14:20,887
the point is
you had a date tonight
325
00:14:20,825 --> 00:14:22,895
- And you didn't tell me.
- Well, you didn't tell me about the dogsitting.
326
00:14:22,839 --> 00:14:25,649
I didn't tell you about my
dentist appointment either. What's the big deal?
327
00:14:25,563 --> 00:14:28,163
Vanessa is trusting you
with something that she loves.
328
00:14:28,095 --> 00:14:29,795
That's a big step
in a relationship.
329
00:14:29,755 --> 00:14:31,225
We're not
in a relationship.
330
00:14:31,194 --> 00:14:32,594
Well, she thinks
that you are.
331
00:14:32,575 --> 00:14:34,605
Yet you're the one
who has a date tonight.
332
00:14:34,551 --> 00:14:36,591
It's just yogurt!
333
00:14:36,536 --> 00:14:39,376
chakra! Chakra!
334
00:14:39,289 --> 00:14:42,429
No, chakra!
Come back! Chakra!
335
00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:44,360
So it all comes
down to this:
336
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:47,246
The winner
of the next point will take the crown,
337
00:14:47,164 --> 00:14:49,964
And moi, to meet
justin timberlake.
338
00:15:12,314 --> 00:15:14,614
that was our last ball.
339
00:15:14,549 --> 00:15:17,689
- When did we get a dog?
- Chakra!
340
00:15:18,645 --> 00:15:20,445
- Heel!
- Stay! Stay!
341
00:15:20,410 --> 00:15:23,140
- Chakra, come back!
- Chakra, come on!
342
00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:24,597
Don't run!
343
00:15:24,573 --> 00:15:26,363
- Our dog's name is chakra?
- It's not our dog.
344
00:15:26,328 --> 00:15:27,728
I'm watching him
for vanessa.
345
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:29,040
He got scared when
stella and I were arguing.
346
00:15:29,014 --> 00:15:31,284
- About what?
- She has a date tonight
347
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:33,990
- And she didn't tell me.
- Didn't you guys decide to be friends?
348
00:15:33,906 --> 00:15:36,016
Doesn't that mean
you're free to date whoever you want?
349
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:37,729
Yeah, but I just
pictured myself dating
350
00:15:37,685 --> 00:15:39,655
And stella just... Not.
351
00:15:39,604 --> 00:15:42,074
You do realize
how it sounds, right?
352
00:15:43,412 --> 00:15:46,112
When I just said it,
I realized what a jerk I sounded like.
353
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,140
Yeah, well,
you shouldn't tell us. You should tell her.
354
00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:52,323
okay. Come on, boy.
355
00:15:52,179 --> 00:15:54,349
You're right.
Thanks.
356
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:57,237
D.Z.:
Yo, bros.
357
00:15:57,205 --> 00:15:59,405
Ah. It's game point.
358
00:15:59,354 --> 00:16:01,414
yeah, that's gonna
be a problem.
359
00:16:01,368 --> 00:16:04,498
Maybe it's for the best.
This game was getting pretty ugly.
360
00:16:04,409 --> 00:16:07,509
Yeah, there's no such thing
as a friendly game of ping-pong.
361
00:16:07,411 --> 00:16:10,451
Hey, guys, hold on.
We're real clo-- one more point.
362
00:16:10,356 --> 00:16:11,656
It's over, d.Z.
363
00:16:13,943 --> 00:16:17,013
Guys, wait. I don't want
to have to come down on you.
364
00:16:16,916 --> 00:16:19,516
All right, look.
I promised my guy
365
00:16:19,449 --> 00:16:20,949
A jonas
and I don't front.
366
00:16:20,916 --> 00:16:23,016
Okay? So you guys
have got one day
367
00:16:22,969 --> 00:16:24,599
- To sort this out.
- Or what?
368
00:16:24,571 --> 00:16:28,841
or our friendship is
in serious trouble.
369
00:16:28,695 --> 00:16:30,465
Our friendship
will be fine.
370
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:32,722
Trust me.
371
00:16:45,107 --> 00:16:47,047
- Hey.
- Hey.
372
00:16:46,997 --> 00:16:49,837
Listen. I was
way out of line back there. I'm sorry.
373
00:16:51,419 --> 00:16:53,619
It's oy.
374
00:16:53,558 --> 00:16:56,558
I may have
slightly overreacted
375
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,774
To that whole dog thing.
376
00:16:59,802 --> 00:17:02,362
We should be able
to datwhoever we want
377
00:17:02,296 --> 00:17:04,656
Without the otheone
of us freaking out about it.
378
00:17:04,598 --> 00:17:06,068
I agree.
379
00:17:07,639 --> 00:17:10,769
Or if you prefer
not to date at all, I'm cool with that too.
380
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,450
- Joe.
- Okay, the first one.
381
00:17:15,706 --> 00:17:19,066
Listen,
ben's a really nice guy.
382
00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:20,637
You should have
fun tonight.
383
00:17:20,598 --> 00:17:22,698
Thank you.
384
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,550
Just do me one favor--
385
00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:28,339
Tell him
what band I'm in.
386
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,851
Okay.
387
00:17:30,775 --> 00:17:32,415
Cool.
388
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:43,004
? they say you'll know ?
389
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:45,628
? when you really
find the one ?
390
00:17:46,669 --> 00:17:48,639
? but it's hard to tell ?
391
00:17:48,587 --> 00:17:51,957
? with the damage
that's been done ?
392
00:17:51,858 --> 00:17:55,658
? but I'd like to say
that it's your fault ?
393
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:58,602
? but I know better ?
394
00:17:58,515 --> 00:18:03,515
? 'cause I'm a fool to think
you'd wait around forever ?
395
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:05,149
? maybe I ?
396
00:18:05,104 --> 00:18:08,604
? could haveturned to you ?
397
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:11,130
? maybe I ?
398
00:18:11,061 --> 00:18:15,221
? could have shown ?
399
00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:18,290
? that I still
do care about you ?
400
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,697
? more than you could know ?
401
00:18:20,624 --> 00:18:26,694
? don't sayit's too late to try ?
402
00:18:26,485 --> 00:18:29,345
? to make it right ?
403
00:18:30,830 --> 00:18:32,530
? oh ?
404
00:18:32,499 --> 00:18:35,369
? to make it right ?
405
00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:44,230
? make it right ?
406
00:18:45,007 --> 00:18:47,547
? gonna make it right ?
407
00:18:47,472 --> 00:18:51,012
? oh, yeah. ?
408
00:18:56,527 --> 00:18:59,597
- Hello.
- Where have you been? I've been worried sick.
409
00:18:59,501 --> 00:19:01,711
It's 8:00. I've been
gone for an hour.
410
00:19:01,649 --> 00:19:03,649
Okay, let's put
it all behind us and tell me everything.
411
00:19:03,596 --> 00:19:05,836
Okay. So we got
to the yogurt place--
412
00:19:05,774 --> 00:19:07,374
- Start earlier.
- He opened the door for me...
413
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,877
A gentleman.
414
00:19:08,853 --> 00:19:10,353
...And then he let me
pick the music.
415
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,790
He cares about
your interests.
416
00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:14,899
Then we opened
the sunroof so we could look at the stars...
417
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,570
- Oh.
- ...But it was foggy.
418
00:19:16,536 --> 00:19:19,066
- Not his fault.
- Oh, when we got to the date,
419
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,201
- He made me something.
- What?
420
00:19:22,934 --> 00:19:24,764
he sideburned you?
421
00:19:24,727 --> 00:19:26,887
Yes. Oh, joe is
so cool.
422
00:19:28,785 --> 00:19:30,755
- I just said--
- uh-huh.
423
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,713
- That can't happen
again. Hm-mmm. - No.
424
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:35,607
- How about
I sideburn you? - Okay.
425
00:19:35,576 --> 00:19:37,236
- Let's go
full-on werewolf. - Smile.
426
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:48,590
Guys, it's game time.
427
00:19:48,468 --> 00:19:50,398
We've got
you covered, d.Z.
428
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,587
Oh, so it's you.
Great, I was hoping for you.
429
00:19:52,535 --> 00:19:54,865
- Don't hate kev
or anything. - It's not me.
430
00:19:54,808 --> 00:19:57,768
Kevin baby!
My favorite brother!
431
00:19:57,685 --> 00:19:59,815
It's not me either, d.Z.
432
00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:01,597
So you guys are
leaving me hanging?
433
00:20:01,551 --> 00:20:03,391
We're not gonna
leave you hanging.
434
00:20:03,345 --> 00:20:04,545
We promised you
a brother,
435
00:20:04,534 --> 00:20:06,834
So fresh off
the jet from jersey...
436
00:20:07,987 --> 00:20:10,587
- Let's do this!
- Yo, what's up, frankie?
437
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,120
A little gift
from mom.
438
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:14,113
Baby applesauce.
439
00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:18,717
Guys, it's just
a lot smoother.
440
00:20:18,673 --> 00:20:22,473
So... are you any good?
441
00:20:22,356 --> 00:20:24,326
Back home they call me
the frankinator.
442
00:20:24,274 --> 00:20:27,544
where have you guys
been hiding this kid?
443
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,340
Let me see you do this.
444
00:20:29,301 --> 00:20:31,931
Yeah. Definitely.
How long have you been playing?
445
00:20:35,075 --> 00:20:38,155
- Stella:
Next on "jonas l.A."... - I'm gonna be in a movie today.
446
00:20:38,068 --> 00:20:40,068
- Line?
- Cut!
447
00:20:40,015 --> 00:20:41,885
Do you not know
your lines?
448
00:20:41,837 --> 00:20:44,107
You'd better get your act
together or you're gonna see my dark side.
449
00:20:44,044 --> 00:20:46,814
- It gets darker?
- g-g-c-c.
450
00:20:46,739 --> 00:20:49,369
- We're doing it.
- We are shredding "twinkle twinkle."
451
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,660
I think a guitar
should always be a two-person instrument.
452
00:20:51,602 --> 00:20:54,062
Depends on
the two people.
453
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,859
If you like a girl,
you should tell her
454
00:21:50,145 --> 00:22:03,425
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