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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,256 --> 00:00:36,590 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:35,426 --> 00:01:37,917 I'm so excited, Patty. 3 00:01:38,012 --> 00:01:41,178 I've been looking at the La Costa brochure every day for two months. 4 00:01:41,265 --> 00:01:44,716 I can't believe we're finally leaving tomorrow. 5 00:01:44,810 --> 00:01:48,179 Yeah. Look, I know you want to take your car, but can I drive? 6 00:01:48,272 --> 00:01:50,561 Yeah. Okay. 7 00:01:50,649 --> 00:01:53,105 Oh, no! 8 00:01:53,193 --> 00:01:55,352 The mail went into my cereal. 9 00:01:55,446 --> 00:01:57,853 Yeah, this house is driving me crazy. 10 00:01:57,948 --> 00:02:00,190 I really need this vacation. 11 00:02:00,284 --> 00:02:03,320 - Mom, we're out of peanut butter. - It looks so peaceful. 12 00:02:03,412 --> 00:02:06,282 - I said we're out of peanut butter. - Well, don't complain to me. 13 00:02:06,373 --> 00:02:09,707 Talk to your father. You know he's in charge of household legumes. 14 00:02:09,793 --> 00:02:12,914 Think you can get me at 7:00 tomorrow morning? 15 00:02:13,006 --> 00:02:14,666 Okay. 8:00? 16 00:02:17,510 --> 00:02:20,595 No, the equipment has been completely overhauled, I assure you. 17 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:24,429 I did it myself. It's packing it up that's really important. 18 00:02:24,517 --> 00:02:26,593 You see, if it isn't done right... 19 00:02:26,686 --> 00:02:30,020 I really can't guarantee that it'll get there undamaged. 20 00:02:30,106 --> 00:02:32,016 Hold on. I lost the sun. 21 00:02:34,444 --> 00:02:38,572 No, no. I-I-I'm thrilled that the Smithsonian wants to display my shrinking machine. 22 00:02:38,657 --> 00:02:42,108 It's just that I'd prefer to dismantle it and reassemble it myself. 23 00:02:42,202 --> 00:02:44,907 I just think I'm more responsible than most people. 24 00:02:44,996 --> 00:02:47,036 Dad, we're out of peanut butter. 25 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:49,412 Mom says you're responsible. 26 00:02:49,501 --> 00:02:52,336 Hello? Hello? Okay. Then it's settled. 27 00:02:52,420 --> 00:02:54,377 I-I... I'll pack it up this weekend... 28 00:02:54,464 --> 00:02:57,382 and your movers will come on Monday and take it to Washington. 29 00:02:57,467 --> 00:03:01,216 Oh, by the way, feel free to use it to shrink the national debt. 30 00:03:02,389 --> 00:03:07,810 Hello. Hello? How do you like that? 31 00:03:07,894 --> 00:03:11,393 Your dad's invention is gonna be in the Smithsonian alongside the Gramophone. 32 00:03:11,481 --> 00:03:14,731 - What's a Gramophone? - An early record player. 33 00:03:14,818 --> 00:03:16,894 What's a record player? 34 00:03:16,987 --> 00:03:20,688 An early CD player. What was it you wanted? 35 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:23,737 Well, I was makin' a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch... 36 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:26,116 and I can't find the peanut butter. 37 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:29,701 Peanut butter. Peanut butter. 38 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:31,701 Where are you? 39 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:35,500 You know, Dad, I was kinda thinkin'... 40 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:38,756 that, you know, summer's not that far away. 41 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:40,800 It might be good for me to go to baseball camp. 42 00:03:40,886 --> 00:03:43,887 Don't you want to go back to that neat science camp we sent you to? 43 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:46,678 Camp Isosceles was fun, Dad... 44 00:03:46,767 --> 00:03:49,555 but I've been there now three years in a row. 45 00:03:49,645 --> 00:03:53,180 Yeah, but the fourth year is the best. Trigonometry? 46 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:56,275 Ah! Peanuts. 47 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:59,065 Coffee grinder will solve our problem. 48 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:06,410 But all my friends are goin' to baseball camp. 49 00:04:06,495 --> 00:04:10,493 Baseball's just a trend. It'll pass. But science is always cool. 50 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:22,133 - There you go. - It's got grounds in it. 51 00:04:22,219 --> 00:04:24,627 - It's decaf. - Wayne! 52 00:04:24,722 --> 00:04:27,972 Don't you have to get to work? I thought you had a big presentation. 53 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:31,594 - Oh, my gosh. I gotta go. - So what? I thought you were the president. 54 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:35,520 I am the president. But presidents have less freedom than anybody. 55 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,269 And they don't have any fun. 56 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,818 Tiki Man, you've served me well. 57 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:45,529 Oh, and I like the way you made it rain yesterday too. 58 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:49,782 - Wayne, I wish you'd get rid of that piece of junk Tiki Man. - Shh! You'll anger him. 59 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:53,242 He takes up so much room, and you won't even let us hang our coats on him. 60 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:55,458 He's a Polynesian god, not a coat-rack, Diane. 61 00:04:55,546 --> 00:05:00,373 He belongs in a miniature golf course. I don't even know why you bought him in the first place. 62 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,045 - To have fun? - Wayne? 63 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,172 You are saying goodbye to Mr. Tiki Man this weekend. 64 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:07,885 I'm sorry, but that's that. 65 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,769 Be cool. I'll think of something. 66 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,767 Yuck! 67 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,896 Cold chow mein for lunch? 68 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:25,192 Uh, yeah. All the kids are eatin' it. 69 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:29,068 Hey, Mom, did Nick ever complain about going to Camp Isosceles? 70 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:34,074 He sure did. He hated that it lasted only six weeks instead of eight. 71 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,791 What a brain box. 72 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:41,795 Mom, what if I didn't want to go to a camp named after a triangle? 73 00:05:41,885 --> 00:05:44,292 Amy didn't go to science camp. 74 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:47,803 She went to Shakespeare camp. Would you rather do that? 75 00:05:47,891 --> 00:05:50,298 - No. - Oh, where did all these bugs come from? 76 00:05:52,270 --> 00:05:54,476 Ooh, a daddy longlegs. 77 00:05:54,564 --> 00:05:56,473 No, Mom, don't kill it! 78 00:05:56,566 --> 00:05:59,686 Daddy longlegs are good. They eat other bugs. 79 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:02,185 And that would be your Aunt Patty. 80 00:06:03,281 --> 00:06:05,606 Hey, he's gone. 81 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:08,867 You live, for now. Tell your friends. 82 00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:14,950 Oh, gosh. 83 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:19,039 I'm sorry. Hi, Adam. 84 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:22,581 Diane, we have to talk. I'm still worried about the kids if we go away. 85 00:06:22,675 --> 00:06:25,345 No. They are not old enough t-to stay by themselves. 86 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:27,670 - And what if Mitch gets sick? - We've been over this. 87 00:06:27,764 --> 00:06:31,382 - If anything goes wrong, our husbands will be there. - My point exactly. 88 00:06:31,476 --> 00:06:34,975 Patty, don't start with me. We both need this vacation. 89 00:06:35,063 --> 00:06:39,013 You are more neurotic than ever, and I've lost my perspective on my marriage. 90 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:41,481 Besides, the kids are old enough. Look at them. 91 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:44,570 They're like well-behaved little adults. 92 00:06:44,656 --> 00:06:46,280 You're right. You're right. 93 00:06:46,366 --> 00:06:48,691 Oh, man. I got this great story, okay? 94 00:06:48,785 --> 00:06:50,908 One time we were at this Chinese restaurant... 95 00:06:50,995 --> 00:06:53,748 and I sneezed, and six grains of rice came out my nose. 96 00:06:53,833 --> 00:06:57,996 Ooh, I've only done liquids. But once Jenny did a piece of spaghetti. 97 00:06:58,087 --> 00:06:59,914 - Oh, man, it was, like, hangin' out to there. - Shut up! 98 00:07:00,005 --> 00:07:01,915 At least I'm not sick 24 hours a day. 99 00:07:02,007 --> 00:07:05,092 I can't help it if I have a potassium deficiency. 100 00:07:05,177 --> 00:07:07,585 Yeah, but how do you explain your IQ deficiency? 101 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,340 - Shut up! - Ooh! - Hey! Stop it! 102 00:07:09,431 --> 00:07:11,389 - Come on, let's get her! Come on, get her! - Mom! 103 00:07:11,475 --> 00:07:14,393 Mm-hmm. Hi! 104 00:07:14,478 --> 00:07:16,720 I better get them to school. 105 00:07:20,651 --> 00:07:22,359 Uh, Patty? 106 00:07:22,444 --> 00:07:24,271 What's with the blocks? 107 00:07:24,363 --> 00:07:27,898 Oh, the car was making funny noises this morning, and you can never be too careful. 108 00:07:27,992 --> 00:07:31,277 I mean, what if the parking brake went? I worry about these things. 109 00:07:31,370 --> 00:07:33,826 That's why you need a vacation. 110 00:07:34,081 --> 00:07:36,952 Because at Szalinski... 111 00:07:37,042 --> 00:07:40,542 At Szalinski Labs, the-the... the future... 112 00:07:40,629 --> 00:07:43,749 At Szalinski Labs, the future is... 113 00:07:43,841 --> 00:07:46,166 the future is... 114 00:07:47,261 --> 00:07:50,926 Crap. No, the future isn't crap. 115 00:07:51,015 --> 00:07:53,303 The future is now! 116 00:08:09,993 --> 00:08:12,698 Yes, that was the president... 117 00:08:12,788 --> 00:08:16,157 and my brother, Wayne Szalinski. 118 00:08:16,249 --> 00:08:19,369 And what a speech. Mmm? Wow. 119 00:08:19,461 --> 00:08:21,999 Anyway, I'll bet you're all hungry. 120 00:08:22,089 --> 00:08:26,834 So we have a full buffet brunch waiting for you right downstairs. 121 00:08:26,927 --> 00:08:30,675 Eat all you want, and thanks for coming. 122 00:08:30,764 --> 00:08:33,255 And don't forget, at Szalinski Labs... 123 00:08:33,350 --> 00:08:36,386 the future is... 124 00:08:36,478 --> 00:08:38,636 now. 125 00:08:43,276 --> 00:08:47,985 Glad I can breathe again. Nothing like the smell of two-part epoxy resin. 126 00:08:48,073 --> 00:08:51,157 - Whoo. - Must be an acquired taste. 127 00:08:51,243 --> 00:08:53,912 - Hi, Marcia. Hi, Trouser. - Say hi, Trouser. 128 00:08:53,995 --> 00:08:57,910 - Hello. Hello. - Hello? 129 00:08:57,999 --> 00:09:01,000 Turns out that's what "woof" means. 130 00:09:01,086 --> 00:09:05,463 Feed me. Feed me. 131 00:09:05,549 --> 00:09:07,707 That looks promising. 132 00:09:07,801 --> 00:09:12,678 - How's Project Green Lantern coming? - Just okay. 133 00:09:12,765 --> 00:09:15,802 I've run into some problems, but if you give me just a little more time... 134 00:09:15,893 --> 00:09:19,642 I think I can solve 'em, maybe. 135 00:09:19,731 --> 00:09:23,431 All right. Well, let's see what you got. 136 00:09:23,526 --> 00:09:27,191 Of course, the goal of Project Green Lantern was to decrease accidents... 137 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:31,989 to highway workers at night by increasing their visibility... 138 00:09:32,076 --> 00:09:34,567 through the use of internal fluorescence. 139 00:09:34,662 --> 00:09:37,449 Now, already we've made tremendous strides in the areas of luminescence. 140 00:09:37,540 --> 00:09:39,663 Put away the snowblower, Gordon. What's the problem? 141 00:09:41,210 --> 00:09:42,669 See for yourself. 142 00:09:51,554 --> 00:09:53,760 Cheers. 143 00:09:59,645 --> 00:10:03,264 - It's not workin'. It's supposed to make my body glow. - Mm-hmm. Open your shirt. 144 00:10:05,818 --> 00:10:11,026 - Oh, Jimmy. Is that my stomach? - Yeah. And here's mine. 145 00:10:11,115 --> 00:10:15,065 The problem is, the liquid just stays in your gut. I don't know what to do. 146 00:10:15,161 --> 00:10:17,533 Well, obviously it's not getting absorbed into the bloodstream. 147 00:10:17,622 --> 00:10:20,327 Have you tried going through the calcium channel? 148 00:10:20,416 --> 00:10:23,288 - The calcium channel? - Yeah, mix it with milk. That'll make it work. 149 00:10:23,379 --> 00:10:27,459 - It's obvious. - Hey, I'm not without ideas. 150 00:10:27,549 --> 00:10:31,381 I was gonna suggest making the highway workers wear tube tops. 151 00:10:33,639 --> 00:10:37,257 I'm sorry. I didn't know that you were, um, working. 152 00:10:37,351 --> 00:10:40,221 - What is it, Trina? - Oh. Um, Earl Parmen called... 153 00:10:40,312 --> 00:10:44,013 to say that he has two VIP passes for the shuttle touchdown late tonight... 154 00:10:44,108 --> 00:10:46,065 at Edwards Air Force Base. 155 00:10:46,151 --> 00:10:48,938 - Do you want them? - Do we want them? 156 00:10:51,031 --> 00:10:54,566 Oh, oh. Wait. Wait. Isn't there something we're supposed to be doing this weekend? 157 00:10:54,660 --> 00:10:57,281 Not that I can remember. I just gotta call Diane. 158 00:11:02,001 --> 00:11:04,788 Forty dollars should be enough for pizza. 159 00:11:04,878 --> 00:11:06,788 Now, what else? 160 00:11:13,554 --> 00:11:17,136 Who took the handset? Who took the handset? 161 00:11:17,224 --> 00:11:19,133 The handset. 162 00:11:21,812 --> 00:11:23,437 - Hi, you have reached the Szalinski's. - Machine. 163 00:11:23,522 --> 00:11:26,808 Please leave a message or fax or a binary file after the beep. 164 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:30,649 Guess what? Change of plans. Gordon and I just got invited to see the space shuttle land tonight. 165 00:11:30,738 --> 00:11:35,365 - So if it's okay, we're gonna take off. - No, Wayne, it is not okay. 166 00:11:35,452 --> 00:11:38,571 Patty and I are going on vacation. I must have told you this 15 times. 167 00:11:38,663 --> 00:11:43,040 - Don't you remember? - Sure, I remembered. Then I forgot. 168 00:11:43,126 --> 00:11:45,831 Well, listen to me now, Wayne, and listen good. 169 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:49,254 I am going on this vacation, and nothing... 170 00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:52,295 and no one can stop me! 171 00:11:55,555 --> 00:11:57,215 You do need a vacation. 172 00:12:02,312 --> 00:12:04,981 I'm sorry we're late. I had to find Mitch's medicine. 173 00:12:05,065 --> 00:12:07,472 - You got everything now? - I hope so. - All set? 174 00:12:07,567 --> 00:12:09,476 Hey, come on. 175 00:12:10,612 --> 00:12:14,396 Okay. This is it. 176 00:12:14,491 --> 00:12:16,733 Two days without mommies. 177 00:12:16,826 --> 00:12:18,866 It will be hard. It will be tough. 178 00:12:18,953 --> 00:12:21,789 But I have every confidence you'll make it... 179 00:12:21,873 --> 00:12:23,913 if you follow these rules. 180 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,334 One: don't raid the refrigerator between meals. 181 00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:31,335 Two: take your vitamins after dinner. Three: no roller-blading in the house. 182 00:12:31,424 --> 00:12:35,588 Four: get rid of the Tiki Man. Got it? 183 00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:38,086 - Any other questions? - Uh, yeah. Can I have some friends over? 184 00:12:38,181 --> 00:12:40,637 - No. - Come on, Mom. Don't you trust me? 185 00:12:40,725 --> 00:12:43,348 Save it for the debating team, Jenny. The answer is still no. 186 00:12:43,437 --> 00:12:46,522 - But, Mom, I... - Any other questions? Good. Bye, kids. 187 00:12:46,607 --> 00:12:48,849 I love you. 188 00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:53,145 Have fun and try to relax, Diane. 189 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:55,611 You too. Have fun and try to relax. 190 00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:02,540 - You sure you're gonna be okay? - We'll be fine. 191 00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:06,877 - Bye, Mom. - Bye, sweetie. Be careful, Mitchell. 192 00:13:06,961 --> 00:13:09,203 Oh, wear pads when you roller-blade. 193 00:13:09,297 --> 00:13:12,048 And don't eat too much sugar. It speeds up your metabolism. 194 00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:15,466 And please put on a T-shirt under your... under your pajamas tonight, okay? 195 00:13:15,553 --> 00:13:18,222 Why don't you just put me in a plastic bubble, why don't you? 196 00:13:18,306 --> 00:13:20,927 I feel like I'm forgetting something. 197 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:24,682 Which reminds me. Adam. Adam! 198 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,893 I just did the laundry... 199 00:13:26,981 --> 00:13:30,065 so you'll have plenty of clean underpants! 200 00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:35,110 - I bet you they have lace on 'em. - Oh, no! 201 00:13:35,197 --> 00:13:37,356 Tighty-whiteys. 202 00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:47,909 - Now what? - You guys are all guests in my house this weekend... 203 00:13:48,002 --> 00:13:50,410 and I want us to have a good time. 204 00:13:50,504 --> 00:13:52,961 So I planned a little kick-off surprise. 205 00:13:53,050 --> 00:13:57,593 We are gonna use marshmallows and gumdrops... 206 00:13:57,679 --> 00:14:00,005 to make models of water molecules. 207 00:14:02,559 --> 00:14:05,015 What do you think? 208 00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:07,641 You're a maniac, Uncle Wayne. 209 00:14:07,731 --> 00:14:11,065 I know. Anyway, we're gonna put 'em together... 210 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:14,485 Oh, darn. I forgot to get toothpicks. 211 00:14:14,571 --> 00:14:17,442 I'm gonna need you guys to run down to the mini mart for me. 212 00:14:17,532 --> 00:14:19,276 How much do you think toothpicks cost? 213 00:14:19,368 --> 00:14:22,119 Oh, about six or seven dollars a box. 214 00:14:22,204 --> 00:14:25,324 Well, here's a ten. 215 00:14:25,415 --> 00:14:27,906 If there's any change, get yourselves some snacks. 216 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,290 But see if you can get back within an hour or so, okay? 217 00:14:30,379 --> 00:14:33,997 For molecule action. 218 00:14:34,091 --> 00:14:36,297 - Come on, Mitch. - Gee, Wayne. 219 00:14:37,803 --> 00:14:41,172 It's not like you to forget the toothpicks. 220 00:14:42,474 --> 00:14:44,134 What? What's so funny? 221 00:14:44,226 --> 00:14:46,799 It was just a ruse to get them out of the house. 222 00:14:46,895 --> 00:14:49,813 A ruse? Why? 223 00:14:49,898 --> 00:14:51,807 To save Tiki Man. 224 00:14:53,735 --> 00:14:56,820 I can't believe Diane's making you throw this out. It's mint. 225 00:14:56,905 --> 00:15:01,484 Tell me about it. I finally find something I want to do with my MacArthur Genius grant money, and my wife vetoes it. 226 00:15:01,577 --> 00:15:03,487 You've gotta learn how to negotiate, Wayne. 227 00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:06,746 - I bet I could talk Diane into letting you keep it. - I got a plan. 228 00:15:09,252 --> 00:15:11,624 - A little further. - A little further. 229 00:15:11,713 --> 00:15:13,955 - Whoa! - Tilt it up. - Tilting up. 230 00:15:16,926 --> 00:15:18,835 - Tip it. - Tip it. 231 00:15:20,930 --> 00:15:23,600 - Great. - Great. Just great. 232 00:15:23,683 --> 00:15:26,139 Just perfect. 233 00:15:26,227 --> 00:15:28,303 The thing's only seven feet tall. 234 00:15:28,396 --> 00:15:32,346 Call me crazy. I think Diane might notice this. 235 00:15:32,442 --> 00:15:34,351 Not if I shrink it. 236 00:15:37,405 --> 00:15:39,148 Wow. 237 00:15:40,617 --> 00:15:42,989 - The machine looks beautiful. - Yeah. 238 00:15:43,077 --> 00:15:45,651 I got it out of mothballs and polished it up for the Smithsonian. 239 00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:48,913 - I'm gonna fire it up. - Great. What? 240 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,203 Oh, no. No. No! You're not gonna s-start it up again? 241 00:15:53,588 --> 00:15:55,913 You can't start it up again. 242 00:15:56,007 --> 00:15:59,874 You were banned from using this by a joint committee of the FD A and your wife. 243 00:15:59,969 --> 00:16:02,887 Is the FD A here? Is my wife here? 244 00:16:02,972 --> 00:16:06,721 I've made up my mind. I'm gonna shrink that Tiki Man so I can carry it with me always. 245 00:16:06,809 --> 00:16:09,727 Besides, it's a point of honor. 246 00:16:09,812 --> 00:16:12,304 Do you think a weekend can take care of seven years... 247 00:16:12,398 --> 00:16:14,357 of waxy emotional buildup? 248 00:16:14,443 --> 00:16:18,026 You poor thing. Well, you're on the road to recovery now. 249 00:16:18,113 --> 00:16:21,399 Oh! And for the trip, I brought along a special friend... 250 00:16:21,492 --> 00:16:23,698 to aid in the healing process. 251 00:16:23,786 --> 00:16:26,538 Dr. Brother Love himself, Mr. Neil Diamond! 252 00:16:26,622 --> 00:16:30,406 Get out of here! You brought the Hot August Nights cassette? 253 00:16:30,501 --> 00:16:32,790 I did! Yeah! 254 00:16:34,088 --> 00:16:35,915 Oh, no! 255 00:16:36,006 --> 00:16:39,091 I forgot to leave Mitch his medicine. We've gotta go back. 256 00:16:53,023 --> 00:16:55,941 - Gordon, I can see your left leg. - Huh? 257 00:16:56,026 --> 00:16:58,564 Come on over here and help me. Let me know when we hit critical mass. 258 00:16:58,654 --> 00:17:01,110 Okay, bro. 259 00:17:01,198 --> 00:17:04,532 - You're at ten percent now. - This is why I wanted the kids out of the house. 260 00:17:04,618 --> 00:17:07,288 I don't want to take any chances. 261 00:17:12,751 --> 00:17:14,744 Sixty percent. 262 00:17:16,797 --> 00:17:19,467 Eighty percent. 263 00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:22,337 - Ninety percent. - Come on, shrink machine. One more time. 264 00:17:24,431 --> 00:17:26,470 We have critical mass. 265 00:17:33,523 --> 00:17:36,193 - It worked! - It must have. 266 00:17:36,276 --> 00:17:38,482 Come on. Let's go find it. 267 00:17:40,155 --> 00:17:42,480 - Magnifying glass. - Magnifying glass. 268 00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:48,575 - You see it? - No. Start at the sides and I'll meet you in the middle. 269 00:17:54,836 --> 00:17:57,327 Sounds like the machine is revving up again. 270 00:17:57,422 --> 00:18:00,922 Yeah, don't worry. There's nobody in the house to hit the button. 271 00:18:01,009 --> 00:18:03,085 Can you see it? Huh? 272 00:18:04,221 --> 00:18:06,344 - What's that? - What? 273 00:18:06,431 --> 00:18:08,638 - Here it is! - That's just a speck. 274 00:18:08,725 --> 00:18:11,430 - Wait, Wayne. Is that it? - No. 275 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,477 - What's that? - Huh? - That's it! 276 00:18:13,563 --> 00:18:15,639 - There it is! - Huh? 277 00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:20,561 Wow! A tiny Tiki! 278 00:18:20,654 --> 00:18:23,323 Wayne, you're a genius. 279 00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:26,360 You know, I always appreciated the scientific use of that machine... 280 00:18:26,451 --> 00:18:28,942 but never its marital implications. 281 00:18:42,635 --> 00:18:45,802 - Huh? - Aw, it didn't work. 282 00:18:45,888 --> 00:18:47,798 It grew back. 283 00:18:47,890 --> 00:18:50,049 - What do you think went wrong? - I don't know. 284 00:18:50,143 --> 00:18:52,716 Sometimes the induction sequence... 285 00:19:12,749 --> 00:19:15,703 - Hello. - Hello? 286 00:19:15,793 --> 00:19:17,100 - Anybody here? - Hey. 287 00:19:18,087 --> 00:19:22,002 - Doesn't look like it. - Wayne got rid of the Tiki Man. I don't believe it! 288 00:19:22,091 --> 00:19:24,547 See? You say he doesn't listen to you. 289 00:19:24,635 --> 00:19:28,170 Things are getting better already. 290 00:19:28,264 --> 00:19:32,214 Okay, I'll leave it. I'll just put it right here, and then they'll be sure to see them. 291 00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:34,219 - Good. - Okay. 292 00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:38,638 Oh, listen. 293 00:19:38,733 --> 00:19:41,568 The boys must be working upstairs. 294 00:19:41,652 --> 00:19:45,069 Let's go see what they do as soon as we leave. 295 00:19:46,408 --> 00:19:49,279 You shrunk us? You idiot! 296 00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:51,327 - I'm sorry. - I'll kill you! 297 00:19:51,413 --> 00:19:53,453 - That hurts, Gordon! - Ooh, does it hurt? - Yeah! 298 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,498 - Does that hurt you? - That hurts! 299 00:19:55,584 --> 00:19:57,742 Not as much as this! 300 00:19:57,836 --> 00:20:01,252 - I can explain! - You can explain nothing! 301 00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:04,341 - Guys! Hello. - Wives. 302 00:20:06,136 --> 00:20:08,508 - Hey, where are they? - Guys? 303 00:20:08,597 --> 00:20:12,096 - We're in big trouble. - Why? They can't find us to yell at us! 304 00:20:12,184 --> 00:20:14,307 But they can step on us. 305 00:20:14,395 --> 00:20:16,471 Boys? 306 00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:23,692 - Well, they gotta be here somewhere. - No place to hide. 307 00:20:23,779 --> 00:20:26,484 - Hey, this thing is on. - Don't be silly. 308 00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:29,361 A joint committee of the FD A and myself have told Wayne... 309 00:20:29,451 --> 00:20:32,785 that he is never to use the shrinking machine for the rest of his natural life. 310 00:20:32,871 --> 00:20:35,160 - Oh, yeah. I'm sure. - Besides, he told me it doesn't even work any more. 311 00:20:35,249 --> 00:20:38,784 Wayne knows he's forbidden to ever touch that thing again. 312 00:20:45,509 --> 00:20:48,960 Diane? What's going on here? 313 00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:01,017 Diane. Hi. 314 00:21:02,986 --> 00:21:05,311 Diane, something happened. 315 00:21:05,405 --> 00:21:08,525 - Wayne? - Yes? - Are we shrunk? 316 00:21:08,616 --> 00:21:12,863 I'm not gonna lie to you. Yes, we are. I was at the machine and I was just... 317 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:21,118 - How did this happen? - Well, it's sort of a funny story. 318 00:21:22,464 --> 00:21:24,871 And what is that Tiki thing doing here? 319 00:21:24,966 --> 00:21:28,549 - Uh, well... - Tiki thing? 320 00:21:34,976 --> 00:21:37,763 Oh, I get it. You thought you could outsmart me, Wayne. 321 00:21:37,854 --> 00:21:41,519 You thought you could just shrink the Tiki Man down and I wouldn't notice. 322 00:21:41,608 --> 00:21:44,941 Well, guess what, Wayne? I noticed! 323 00:21:46,279 --> 00:21:48,402 Now, Diane, calm down. 324 00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:51,609 How can I calm down? I am smaller than a raisin! 325 00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:54,738 Diane, if you think about this with a modicum of hindsight, you... 326 00:21:54,829 --> 00:21:57,866 Oh, stop trying to use your interpersonal skills to smooth things over! 327 00:21:57,957 --> 00:22:00,164 - He's dragged us into it too. - Can I just say something? 328 00:22:00,251 --> 00:22:04,831 - This doesn't normally happen. - No! You cannot say anything right now! 329 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:08,708 People, p-please! Could we argue somewhere else? I don't think it's real safe here on the floor. 330 00:22:08,803 --> 00:22:11,175 That's true. We got to get away from the shoes and the cockroaches. 331 00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:13,636 Cockroaches? There are cockroaches here? 332 00:22:13,724 --> 00:22:16,725 - Well, it's an attic! - I hate cockroaches. 333 00:22:16,811 --> 00:22:21,058 And th-that's just regular-sized cockroaches, not cockroaches the size of sofas. 334 00:22:21,148 --> 00:22:23,437 - Sofas? - You know, Wayne... - I bet if we climb up that wicker chair... 335 00:22:23,526 --> 00:22:25,353 - we can get to the windowsill. - Good. - Okay, that's great! 336 00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:28,778 Well, let's get going, 'cause it's gonna take a long time. 337 00:22:28,864 --> 00:22:31,782 Diane. Are you gonna stay mad at me the whole time we're tiny... 338 00:22:31,867 --> 00:22:35,996 or are you gonna try and make the best out of a bad situation? 339 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:40,374 - I'm gonna stay mad at you the whole time. - Good. 340 00:22:43,296 --> 00:22:45,205 Come on. 341 00:22:47,383 --> 00:22:50,052 Yes. Yes! I made it. 342 00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:53,469 Oh, Gordon, you are so buff. 343 00:22:53,556 --> 00:22:57,091 Hey, Patty! Hang in there! You're doing great! 344 00:22:58,185 --> 00:23:00,178 No. No, Gordon. 345 00:23:00,271 --> 00:23:02,892 Great would be if I were in La Costa. 346 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:06,600 I'm doing the opposite of great. I'm doing sucky. 347 00:23:06,694 --> 00:23:09,730 Honey, at least you're getting some exercise. 348 00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:13,655 Yeah. Now that I have a wicker chair, I don't have to go to the gym any more. 349 00:23:15,621 --> 00:23:17,827 Come on. Good. You got it. 350 00:23:17,915 --> 00:23:21,081 You got it. Okay. Hard part's over. 351 00:23:21,168 --> 00:23:23,741 - Uh-huh. - Now, all we have to do is walk across this... 352 00:23:27,758 --> 00:23:30,675 - footbridge. - Gordon, that is not a footbridge. 353 00:23:30,761 --> 00:23:32,670 It's a stick. 354 00:23:32,763 --> 00:23:36,677 To you, maybe. To Gordon Szalinski, it's a highway to bigness. 355 00:23:41,730 --> 00:23:45,016 See? I'm walking across the footbridge. 356 00:23:45,108 --> 00:23:47,516 I'm not looking down. 357 00:23:50,030 --> 00:23:54,739 But I am a cat. I am a panther. 358 00:23:58,789 --> 00:24:00,865 I am scared stiff. 359 00:24:05,170 --> 00:24:08,539 Huh? Ta-da! Okay. 360 00:24:08,632 --> 00:24:10,755 Okay, follow me. 361 00:24:10,842 --> 00:24:13,049 And I just picked it up in a hardware store... 362 00:24:13,136 --> 00:24:15,627 but it has performed better in my wind tunnel tests than anything else. 363 00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:19,056 - Look, you can see the driveway from here. - There's my car. 364 00:24:19,142 --> 00:24:21,598 Hey. Hey, the kids will see it and know we're here. 365 00:24:21,687 --> 00:24:24,261 - That's right. They're smart. They'll figure it out. - So we're saved. 366 00:24:24,357 --> 00:24:27,441 Yes! I told you everything would be fine! 367 00:24:33,867 --> 00:24:36,784 I forgot to put the blocks in. 368 00:24:39,122 --> 00:24:42,906 I knew I heard a noise. 369 00:24:43,001 --> 00:24:45,207 You should have those brakes looked at. 370 00:24:54,345 --> 00:24:57,430 Hey, Adam, do you think your dad'll let us roast those molecules... 371 00:24:57,515 --> 00:24:59,591 when we're done with them? 372 00:24:59,684 --> 00:25:02,685 That is so lame. 373 00:25:02,770 --> 00:25:04,680 I'm trying to work with what we've got. 374 00:25:04,772 --> 00:25:07,560 What we've got is a weekend in Dullsville. 375 00:25:09,694 --> 00:25:11,852 Dad! Uncle Wayne! 376 00:25:11,946 --> 00:25:13,939 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! No roller-blading in the house. 377 00:25:14,032 --> 00:25:17,780 - You're not my mom. - That's right. 'Cause if I were you'd be up for adoption. 378 00:25:17,869 --> 00:25:20,621 Take off your Rollerblades. 379 00:25:21,831 --> 00:25:24,239 Dad! Uncle Gordon! 380 00:25:25,710 --> 00:25:29,209 - They don't seem to be here. - That's weird. 381 00:25:29,297 --> 00:25:31,622 I gotta make a phone call. Oh, hey, look. 382 00:25:31,716 --> 00:25:35,929 - Must've left a message. - Guess what? Change of plans. 383 00:25:36,013 --> 00:25:38,718 Gordon and I just got invited to see the space shuttle land tonight. 384 00:25:38,808 --> 00:25:41,477 - So if it's okay, we're gonna take off. - If that's okay? 385 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,680 They wouldn't just take off. 386 00:25:44,772 --> 00:25:48,639 Oh, hey, look! Forty dollars for pizza! 387 00:25:48,734 --> 00:25:52,483 - They must really be gone then. - Yeah. So what now? 388 00:25:52,571 --> 00:25:56,486 Of course, as soon as the kids realize we're gone, they'll be very upset. 389 00:25:56,575 --> 00:25:59,660 All right! Yeah! 390 00:25:59,745 --> 00:26:05,119 Yeah. And I'm sure their first thought will be, "Gee, I bet our parents are shrunk." 391 00:26:05,209 --> 00:26:08,079 Yeah, that's true. And there's no reason for them to come up here. 392 00:26:08,170 --> 00:26:10,459 So we gotta get to them. 393 00:26:10,548 --> 00:26:12,920 Well, how? We'll never get down the stairs alive. 394 00:26:13,008 --> 00:26:16,045 Well, the fastest way is to go straight out the window and into Adam's room. 395 00:26:16,137 --> 00:26:19,636 - You know what we could do? - Gordon, I'm the inventor here. Can I figure this out? 396 00:26:21,809 --> 00:26:24,644 Now, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. 397 00:26:24,728 --> 00:26:29,556 If I had some sort of cable, a pulley system that I could use to transport us down. 398 00:26:29,650 --> 00:26:33,778 - But what could it be? If I had some sort of mini zeppelin. - Wayne. 399 00:26:33,863 --> 00:26:35,855 - Or a pneumatic device. Or jet packs powered... - Wayne. 400 00:26:35,948 --> 00:26:39,198 by an isotope-based thruster system. 401 00:26:39,285 --> 00:26:42,120 - Wayne! - What? 402 00:26:42,204 --> 00:26:45,076 How 'bout something like a fishing reel? 403 00:26:48,628 --> 00:26:50,039 That would work. 404 00:26:50,130 --> 00:26:52,039 I'm gonna invite all my friends over. 405 00:26:52,132 --> 00:26:54,089 I'm gonna eat anything I want. 406 00:26:54,176 --> 00:26:56,797 I'm not gonna take my vitamins. 407 00:26:56,887 --> 00:27:00,836 - I am gonna play my music really loud. - I'm not gonna wear any socks. 408 00:27:00,932 --> 00:27:04,384 And I'm gonna bleach my hair. 409 00:27:06,396 --> 00:27:10,394 Okay. Look, we can all do whatever we want. 410 00:27:10,484 --> 00:27:12,690 But we have to make a pact this weekend. 411 00:27:12,778 --> 00:27:15,695 No matter what, our parents can never find out. 412 00:27:15,781 --> 00:27:18,106 - Promise? - Promise. - Promise. 413 00:27:36,009 --> 00:27:39,592 - Gordon, I'm freaking. - Shh, shh, shh. It's okay, sweetheart. It's almost over. 414 00:27:44,518 --> 00:27:46,142 Hang on! 415 00:27:51,441 --> 00:27:53,350 So far, so good. 416 00:27:55,071 --> 00:27:57,609 So I'm at my uncle's house on Echo Lane. 417 00:27:57,698 --> 00:27:59,987 Yes, the one with the weirdo mailbox. 418 00:28:00,076 --> 00:28:02,068 So guess what? 419 00:28:02,161 --> 00:28:05,779 My parents are out of town for a whole weekend, and we have the house all to ourselves. 420 00:28:05,873 --> 00:28:08,032 So I think I'm gonna throw a party. 421 00:28:08,126 --> 00:28:10,961 Oh, my God! A party? Wait 'til you see what I'm gonna wear. 422 00:28:14,257 --> 00:28:16,415 - Where are we? - This is Adam's room. 423 00:28:16,509 --> 00:28:20,210 - This is the top of his chest of drawers. - We are in serious trouble. 424 00:28:20,304 --> 00:28:22,712 Ah, come on, Patty. It won't be that bad. 425 00:28:22,807 --> 00:28:24,764 I mean, we'll have to find a shoe to live in. 426 00:28:24,851 --> 00:28:27,520 But the kids are messy eaters. There'll be plenty of crumbs for us to eat. 427 00:28:27,603 --> 00:28:31,731 Wayne, we're not gonna spend the rest of our lives tiny. We're going to get big again. 428 00:28:31,816 --> 00:28:34,983 Somehow, some way, we'll get our kids' attention. 429 00:28:35,069 --> 00:28:40,111 How? They hardly listen to us when we're full-sized. Now it'll be impossible. 430 00:28:40,199 --> 00:28:44,363 Unless we can make our voices full-size. 431 00:28:44,454 --> 00:28:47,953 Well, there's gotta be a way. Like, does Adam have a bullhorn or a... 432 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:51,207 - a... a karaoke machine? - No. 433 00:28:51,294 --> 00:28:55,623 Hey, I got it! I can rewire the stereo so we can talk through the speakers. 434 00:28:55,715 --> 00:28:58,632 - That would amplify our voices a hundred times! - And that'll work? 435 00:28:58,718 --> 00:29:02,087 Sure. Just slip in through the vent of the receiver and hot-wire the circuits. 436 00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:05,384 - Yee-hah! We have a plan. - What do you think, Diane? 437 00:29:05,476 --> 00:29:07,302 It's a plan. 438 00:29:08,979 --> 00:29:12,099 Yeah. Hey, hey, this one's done. This one's done. 439 00:29:12,191 --> 00:29:14,764 All right. Yeah. 440 00:29:18,072 --> 00:29:21,108 Hey, how come there's no instructions for a balloon full of chili? 441 00:29:22,785 --> 00:29:25,406 Okay. Be here at 6:00, ready to dance. Okay? Bye. 442 00:29:27,831 --> 00:29:32,209 All set. Jody, Holly and Corky are coming for dinner tonight... 443 00:29:32,294 --> 00:29:35,829 - and they're not leaving until tomorrow morning. - Wait a second. 444 00:29:35,923 --> 00:29:40,170 You're having a sleepover after what Mom said? She'll kill you. 445 00:29:40,260 --> 00:29:44,472 Mom's not gonna find out. Remember our little promise? 446 00:29:44,556 --> 00:29:47,807 If you'll excuse me for a second, I have some shopping to do. 447 00:29:51,814 --> 00:29:54,565 - Gee. - Oh, man! 448 00:30:10,082 --> 00:30:13,996 Wow! Adam's Sharkruiser. 449 00:30:14,086 --> 00:30:18,251 - It's perfect. - Wow. That's beautiful. 450 00:30:18,341 --> 00:30:21,259 Wait 'til you see this. I gave it to him for Christmas. 451 00:30:23,513 --> 00:30:26,086 This is incredible! 452 00:30:26,182 --> 00:30:28,720 Look at this detail. 453 00:30:28,810 --> 00:30:31,266 - Great green gobs - Hey, Adam! 454 00:30:31,354 --> 00:30:34,059 Of greasy, grimy gopher guts 455 00:30:34,149 --> 00:30:36,307 Mutilated monkey meat 456 00:30:36,401 --> 00:30:38,559 Dirty little birdie feet 457 00:30:38,653 --> 00:30:43,066 French fry eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood 458 00:30:43,158 --> 00:30:45,945 - Adam! - Me without my spoon 459 00:30:46,036 --> 00:30:50,247 - Adam! - Adam! - But I've got a straw 460 00:30:50,332 --> 00:30:53,119 - Adam! - Adam! - Adam! 461 00:30:54,961 --> 00:30:58,496 Well, I think we just witnessed the private world of a child. 462 00:30:58,590 --> 00:31:02,634 - Where did he learn that disgusting song? - Oh, who knows where kids pick these things up? 463 00:31:02,719 --> 00:31:06,799 Oh, sure. Just last week, Mitch sang the exa... 464 00:31:06,890 --> 00:31:09,974 Okay, guys. Hop in. 465 00:31:10,060 --> 00:31:13,559 - What are you doing? - Going down the hall the quickest way possible. 466 00:31:13,647 --> 00:31:15,805 I think we can wiggle our way off the edge. 467 00:31:15,899 --> 00:31:18,105 Are you insane? We don't even know where this track leads. 468 00:31:18,193 --> 00:31:21,811 Adam's always sending his Hot Wheels out into the hall. 469 00:31:21,905 --> 00:31:24,823 Yeah, still, but tha... that loop-the-loop doesn't look safe to me. 470 00:31:24,909 --> 00:31:27,614 With our weight and velocity, I don't think it would be a problem. 471 00:31:27,703 --> 00:31:30,455 So, are we willing to give it a shot? 472 00:31:32,416 --> 00:31:35,785 Hold on a minute. We're gonna be safe about this. 473 00:31:47,139 --> 00:31:49,298 This should work. 474 00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:54,013 All right. Just to be safe, I want us to strap ourselves in... 475 00:31:54,105 --> 00:31:57,474 with these orthodontia bands. 476 00:31:57,566 --> 00:32:00,402 Here. Wayne. Diane. Would you hold this for me, please? 477 00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:02,942 - Yes. - Too bad Adam wasn't playin' with the Splittin' Image, huh? 478 00:32:03,030 --> 00:32:06,399 - That was cherry. - Yeah. But the Twin Mill was fastest, remember? 479 00:32:06,492 --> 00:32:10,027 - You bet. Everybody strapped in? - Yeah. 480 00:32:10,121 --> 00:32:14,284 - All right. Let's start rockin'. - And go. Yeah. 481 00:32:15,418 --> 00:32:17,991 Come on. Come on. 482 00:32:28,681 --> 00:32:30,424 - I just remembered something! - What? 483 00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:33,552 The Sharkruiser is terrible in the loop! 484 00:33:05,510 --> 00:33:07,752 Look out ahead! 485 00:33:16,021 --> 00:33:18,263 Hold on! It's a jump! 486 00:33:40,921 --> 00:33:43,626 Wayne. Where's Wayne? 487 00:33:43,715 --> 00:33:47,631 Honey? I don't think we're using enough fabric softener. 488 00:33:51,266 --> 00:33:53,554 Ah, the hot dog people have a question. 489 00:33:53,643 --> 00:33:57,059 They want to know why they are sitting at the base of a volcano. 490 00:33:57,146 --> 00:34:00,765 - Just tell them it's for flavor. - It's for flavor. 491 00:34:00,859 --> 00:34:03,184 Oh, the hot dog lady has a baby. 492 00:34:03,278 --> 00:34:05,947 - Ooh, little baby. - Cute. Yes, you are. 493 00:34:06,030 --> 00:34:08,189 Oh, no! The gods are getting restless and hungry! 494 00:34:08,283 --> 00:34:11,153 The village people forgot to make a sacrifice! 495 00:34:11,244 --> 00:34:14,909 Now they must become snacks. Behold my wrath! 496 00:34:17,458 --> 00:34:19,534 Oh! 497 00:34:19,627 --> 00:34:22,712 - We are melting! - It's working. 498 00:34:22,797 --> 00:34:25,466 - All right! - Oh, no! 499 00:34:25,550 --> 00:34:30,924 We're burning up! Nothing can save us from the vortex o' chili! Ha-ha! 500 00:34:31,014 --> 00:34:34,596 - I'll save the baby! I'll save the baby! - Save the baby. 501 00:34:35,810 --> 00:34:38,135 I'm gonna eat the woman's leg. 502 00:34:38,229 --> 00:34:41,016 - Mmm. "Lava-licious." - "Lava-licious." 503 00:34:46,905 --> 00:34:50,190 She yells at me even when she's gone. 504 00:34:50,283 --> 00:34:54,494 That was the most frightening ride I have ever had in my life. 505 00:34:54,579 --> 00:34:57,616 I never want to go through anything like that ever again. 506 00:35:04,965 --> 00:35:07,800 You know, wouldn't it be cool if our parents never came back? 507 00:35:07,885 --> 00:35:12,048 - Do you think it could happen? - Nah, I'm just saying what if. 508 00:35:12,139 --> 00:35:14,761 Yeah. Well, I don't think I'd miss them that much. 509 00:35:14,850 --> 00:35:16,926 I mean... 510 00:35:17,019 --> 00:35:20,353 I like it when they take me places. 511 00:35:20,439 --> 00:35:24,651 And I sort of wish my mom was here to, uh, clean up the mess in the kitchen. 512 00:35:24,735 --> 00:35:28,104 What am I, your servant? 513 00:35:28,197 --> 00:35:32,740 Yeah. You know, mostly parents just love to nag and hassle you. 514 00:35:32,827 --> 00:35:35,863 They just want to turn you into a brain box like my dad. 515 00:35:35,955 --> 00:35:39,240 - Brain box? - It's a compliment. - Oh! 516 00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:42,536 Yeah, I bet my parents wish I didn't have a medical problem. 517 00:35:42,628 --> 00:35:45,831 - Well, what do you have anyway? - Diane! Diane! Don't do that! 518 00:35:45,923 --> 00:35:49,624 - I mean, you don't seem that sick. - It's called hypokalemic paralysis. 519 00:35:49,718 --> 00:35:53,253 It's a genetic thing. You wouldn't understand. But it's not that big a deal. 520 00:35:53,347 --> 00:35:56,301 I mean, I haven't even taken my medicine today and I feel fine. 521 00:35:56,392 --> 00:35:59,262 - I probably don't even need it any more. - Oh, my God! 522 00:35:59,353 --> 00:36:03,267 What is he saying? Do you think he didn't see where we put the medicine? 523 00:36:03,357 --> 00:36:06,193 Here. Just drop it here. I want to show you something. 524 00:36:06,278 --> 00:36:08,566 - We're going over! - Oh, Mommy! 525 00:36:10,490 --> 00:36:13,242 Oh. Oh, I'm so nauseous. 526 00:36:13,326 --> 00:36:16,031 - You want to see something super, super awesome? - Sure. 527 00:36:16,121 --> 00:36:20,071 - We're right back where we started from. - I fell down and broke my crown. 528 00:36:20,167 --> 00:36:23,037 - That was fun. - It's mega-secret, okay? 529 00:36:23,128 --> 00:36:27,078 - If my dad found out I had this, he'd go ballistic. - What is it? 530 00:36:27,174 --> 00:36:29,629 Watch out. Here it is. 531 00:36:32,179 --> 00:36:34,848 Oh, my gosh! 532 00:36:34,931 --> 00:36:36,841 - Oh, check it out! - Whoa. 533 00:36:36,933 --> 00:36:39,222 - That's rad! - Look at that. 534 00:36:39,311 --> 00:36:41,303 - Oh, my. - Oh, yes! 535 00:36:41,396 --> 00:36:44,563 - Did you know about this? - Did you know about this? We are so sorry. 536 00:36:44,649 --> 00:36:46,725 Oh. Sorry. 537 00:36:56,870 --> 00:37:01,828 You boys are in big trouble. I'm gone for one minute, and you turn the place into a pigsty. 538 00:37:01,917 --> 00:37:03,993 Uh, we're sorting laundry. 539 00:37:04,086 --> 00:37:08,747 Now, get down here and clean it up, 'cause we've gotta get ready for the party! 540 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,375 Party? You can't have a party. I said no friends! 541 00:37:12,469 --> 00:37:17,346 Come on. We better get down there before Queen Hell Jenny gets really mad. 542 00:37:17,433 --> 00:37:19,509 Hey. Ooh! 543 00:37:20,686 --> 00:37:22,893 We'll look at this later. 544 00:37:27,151 --> 00:37:32,525 - Wayne, what are you doing? - Diane, I have to know what we're dealing with here. 545 00:37:38,955 --> 00:37:41,825 I didn't see this coming. 546 00:37:49,173 --> 00:37:51,664 - Oh, I can't believe you guys made such a mess. - This is all your fault. 547 00:37:51,759 --> 00:37:54,677 - Whose idea was it anyway? - It was his fault. - No, it was him. 548 00:37:54,762 --> 00:37:57,087 - No. You filled up the balloon. - He gave me the machine. You filled... Oh, you... 549 00:37:57,181 --> 00:37:59,221 Go get the door, you guys. 550 00:37:59,308 --> 00:38:03,852 And if you think you're done cleaning up, you are crazy. 551 00:38:07,233 --> 00:38:09,806 - Who are you? - Holly. 552 00:38:09,902 --> 00:38:12,228 - Hi. Did you bring the stuff? - Yeah. 553 00:38:12,321 --> 00:38:16,699 I got the CDs, the sour cream and my dad's bubble machine. 554 00:38:16,784 --> 00:38:19,406 - A bubble machine? - Yeah, it's the coolest thing. 555 00:38:19,495 --> 00:38:22,117 The bubbles will go great with the streamers. 556 00:38:22,206 --> 00:38:24,780 Okay. You're the cheerleader. 557 00:38:26,503 --> 00:38:28,745 Now, let's get ready to party. 558 00:38:52,821 --> 00:38:55,608 They're here. 559 00:38:55,699 --> 00:38:59,068 That's enough clowning around, you guys. The party's just about to start. 560 00:38:59,161 --> 00:39:02,660 Adam, Mitch. You guys are gonna serve the ginger ale. 561 00:39:02,748 --> 00:39:04,871 I mean, the champagne. 562 00:39:04,958 --> 00:39:07,449 - Uh, forget it. - We're not your slaves. 563 00:39:07,544 --> 00:39:09,454 Yeah. 564 00:39:12,758 --> 00:39:15,545 - Hi, girls. - Hi! - Hi! 565 00:39:15,636 --> 00:39:18,969 - Look, I brought Clarissa. - Clarissa? 566 00:39:19,056 --> 00:39:21,511 We're not into dolls any more. 567 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:25,384 - We're not? - No. Now we're into boys. 568 00:39:26,730 --> 00:39:28,806 - Hey, Jen. - Hi. - Hi, Jill. 569 00:39:28,899 --> 00:39:31,568 - Hi. - Did you know Jill was coming? 570 00:39:31,652 --> 00:39:35,436 - Who's Jill? - She's starting shortstop for the Warriors. 571 00:39:35,531 --> 00:39:38,533 - A girl plays Little League? - Yeah, and she's awesome. 572 00:39:38,618 --> 00:39:42,236 - Come on. - I get the chips! - Let's go get something to drink. 573 00:39:45,458 --> 00:39:47,784 - Um, Jenny? - What? 574 00:39:47,877 --> 00:39:52,041 - We changed our minds. We'll be your slaves. - Great. 575 00:39:52,132 --> 00:39:54,255 - We will? - Yes. 576 00:39:54,426 --> 00:39:57,177 You know, there was a time when I thought this house was too small. 577 00:39:57,262 --> 00:40:01,046 Yeah. When I get big, I'm gonna walk downstairs two at a time. 578 00:40:01,141 --> 00:40:03,632 Look what I found. It's a piece of a pin. 579 00:40:03,727 --> 00:40:07,771 I gotta stop and examine more things. I mean, look at the grain in this hardwood floor. 580 00:40:07,856 --> 00:40:11,936 It's beautiful. It almost tells the story of how the whole tree grew. 581 00:40:12,027 --> 00:40:14,981 I gotta take the time to appreciate the world around me. 582 00:40:15,071 --> 00:40:17,479 I've been working too hard. I've gotta stop and notice things. 583 00:40:17,574 --> 00:40:20,528 - Really? Like what? - Well, like... 584 00:40:20,618 --> 00:40:23,822 Well, like the intricate weave of this carpet. 585 00:40:23,913 --> 00:40:26,487 Or the perfect cylindrical quality of this roach turd. 586 00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:29,168 - Roach turd? - What? 587 00:40:29,252 --> 00:40:31,245 Not to worry. See, it's dry. 588 00:40:31,338 --> 00:40:34,872 Whoever dropped this left a long time ago. Maybe weeks or months. 589 00:40:34,966 --> 00:40:37,753 We vacuum more than that. 590 00:40:37,844 --> 00:40:41,758 Nope. The only thing you got to worry about is if we ran into... 591 00:40:44,184 --> 00:40:46,557 a wet one. 592 00:40:53,778 --> 00:40:56,565 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 593 00:40:59,492 --> 00:41:01,650 Go this way! 594 00:41:04,664 --> 00:41:08,993 - Let's head for the stairs! - Forget it. That thing's faster than we'll ever be. 595 00:41:09,085 --> 00:41:12,418 Well, what are we supposed to do? 596 00:41:12,505 --> 00:41:15,838 Follow me! I got an idea! 597 00:41:15,925 --> 00:41:18,926 Let's get out of here! 598 00:41:19,011 --> 00:41:21,087 Come on! We'll be safe in here. 599 00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:24,347 - Come on. He's gaining on us. - Whatever you do, stay to the right. 600 00:41:28,521 --> 00:41:30,763 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Wayne. 601 00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:32,766 How did you know that there was a clear path here? 602 00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:35,610 Oh, I've taken these things apart. 603 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:42,739 - He's just standing out there. - Move around here. We'll lure him in. 604 00:41:45,913 --> 00:41:47,906 He touched me. His antennae touched me! 605 00:41:47,999 --> 00:41:52,127 Move around! Move around! Move around! 606 00:41:54,714 --> 00:41:59,044 - Oh, no! My foot. I'm stuck! - Come on. We better get out of here! 607 00:41:59,136 --> 00:42:02,801 I'm stuck. I can't get my foot out! Wayne! 608 00:42:02,890 --> 00:42:05,381 Wayne, I'm stuck! Come get me. Wayne! 609 00:42:09,229 --> 00:42:10,640 Wayne, help me! 610 00:42:16,153 --> 00:42:19,937 Get me out of here! Help! 611 00:42:30,375 --> 00:42:33,246 Oh, my God. 612 00:42:33,337 --> 00:42:35,495 We did it! Huh? 613 00:42:35,589 --> 00:42:39,800 - Szalinskis check in. - And they do check out! 614 00:42:39,885 --> 00:42:42,720 Ricky King may be cute, but he's also really conceited. 615 00:42:42,804 --> 00:42:45,509 But he's also really cute. 616 00:42:45,599 --> 00:42:49,810 Jenny, truth or dare. Do you love Ricky King? 617 00:42:51,772 --> 00:42:54,892 Dare. 618 00:42:54,983 --> 00:42:58,898 Then your dare is, you have to call Ricky up and tell him you think he's cute! 619 00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:04,490 - No way! I can't. - I even have his number. - You have to. You have to. 620 00:43:04,576 --> 00:43:06,534 - You have to. - Come on, come on. - She has to. 621 00:43:06,621 --> 00:43:10,868 Hi, Ricky? This is Jenny Szalinski. 622 00:43:10,959 --> 00:43:14,375 Oh, I'm just having a party with some of my friends at my uncle's house. 623 00:43:14,462 --> 00:43:17,712 Yeah, the one with the weirdo mailbox. 624 00:43:17,799 --> 00:43:21,084 Listen, um, I just called to tell you... 625 00:43:21,177 --> 00:43:24,095 - Come on. - The reason I was calling is... 626 00:43:25,181 --> 00:43:26,973 I think you're cute. 627 00:43:27,058 --> 00:43:29,300 She really said it! 628 00:43:30,645 --> 00:43:32,685 I never thought you would... 629 00:43:39,279 --> 00:43:41,900 Something to drink? 630 00:43:48,788 --> 00:43:52,038 We'll be right back. 631 00:43:54,794 --> 00:43:58,874 - Oh, my God. - You think that's embarrassing? - Adam! Adam! Adam, wait up. 632 00:44:00,633 --> 00:44:03,468 I have to go upstairs for a second. 633 00:44:03,553 --> 00:44:05,592 I'll be right back. 634 00:44:05,847 --> 00:44:08,053 Watch out. Here comes your son. 635 00:44:11,811 --> 00:44:14,931 - Hi, honey. - Hey, Mitchy! 636 00:44:15,023 --> 00:44:19,104 - Oh. Honey. Honey! - He's in pain. - What's wrong? 637 00:44:19,195 --> 00:44:21,946 If he doesn't get some potassium in his system right away, he could pass out. 638 00:44:22,031 --> 00:44:24,403 We've gotta get downstairs to the kitchen, get those pills! 639 00:44:37,129 --> 00:44:40,249 Don't worry, sweetheart. Mommy's right here. She's right here. 640 00:44:40,341 --> 00:44:42,914 We've gotta get downstairs and fast. 641 00:44:48,516 --> 00:44:52,015 - Geez. That doesn't look safe. - There's no other way down, is there, Wayne? 642 00:44:52,102 --> 00:44:55,685 Well, it's certainly the fastest route, and it's the same basic concept as a parachute. 643 00:44:55,773 --> 00:44:58,525 If we stand in front of the nozzle as the bubble's being created, 644 00:44:58,609 --> 00:45:00,981 I think the surface tension should hold our weight. 645 00:45:01,070 --> 00:45:03,062 Should? I don't like should. 646 00:45:03,155 --> 00:45:05,693 - It's decided. I'm going. - I'm going with you, Patty. 647 00:45:05,783 --> 00:45:08,238 Well, then we'll head to the stereo and meet up with you later. 648 00:45:08,327 --> 00:45:10,865 You're gonna be okay doing this? 649 00:45:10,955 --> 00:45:13,446 I know I've never been a very brave person... 650 00:45:13,541 --> 00:45:15,948 but for some reason, right now I don't know fear. 651 00:45:18,337 --> 00:45:20,745 When I thought that the cockroach was gonna eat you... 652 00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,963 I've never been so scared in my whole life. 653 00:45:23,050 --> 00:45:27,001 I love everything about you, Diane, and I promise things are gonna get better. 654 00:45:27,097 --> 00:45:30,715 Oh, you don't know how glad I am to hear you say that. 655 00:45:30,809 --> 00:45:33,893 I love everything about you too. 656 00:45:33,979 --> 00:45:36,517 You know, except for this shrinking stuff. 657 00:45:40,694 --> 00:45:43,814 Step in front of the nozzle after the next ring. 658 00:45:43,905 --> 00:45:47,737 Now! One, two, three, jump! 659 00:45:49,578 --> 00:45:52,329 Okay, okay, okay. 660 00:45:52,414 --> 00:45:54,572 Here we go. 661 00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,665 Oh, it's working! 662 00:45:59,755 --> 00:46:01,379 - Bye! - Bye, guys. - Bye. 663 00:46:01,465 --> 00:46:04,631 - Ohh! - Oh, it's working. 664 00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:08,720 Oh. I told her not to have a party. 665 00:46:08,805 --> 00:46:11,510 - At least there aren't any boys. - Really. 666 00:46:12,684 --> 00:46:14,593 Okay. Oh! 667 00:46:14,686 --> 00:46:17,557 All right. They made it to safety. 668 00:46:18,231 --> 00:46:22,015 - We'd better get to the kitchen and get Mitch's medicine. - Yeah. 669 00:46:22,110 --> 00:46:24,067 - After you. - Mmm. 670 00:46:26,656 --> 00:46:29,112 - Ready, Butch? - Ready, Sundance. 671 00:46:30,410 --> 00:46:33,245 - Whoa, shoot! - Whoa, shoot! 672 00:46:33,330 --> 00:46:35,369 Whoa! Ooh! 673 00:46:35,457 --> 00:46:38,293 Oh... Oh! 674 00:46:38,378 --> 00:46:40,287 Ohh! 675 00:46:43,383 --> 00:46:46,300 Hey! It's a bubble. 676 00:46:46,386 --> 00:46:48,046 Oh, yeah. It's a bubble. 677 00:46:52,058 --> 00:46:54,050 I'm hot. I'll be back. 678 00:46:54,143 --> 00:46:56,717 - Okay, Holly. - Whoa! Ooh! 679 00:46:56,813 --> 00:46:58,770 Oh, yeah! 680 00:47:02,068 --> 00:47:03,977 Whoa! Whoa! 681 00:47:08,699 --> 00:47:11,072 - Hang on. - To what? 682 00:47:15,540 --> 00:47:17,413 - Wayne. - What? 683 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:19,956 Wayne. 684 00:47:31,055 --> 00:47:33,178 - Gordon? - Huh? - Before you die... 685 00:47:33,266 --> 00:47:36,267 - there's a bright light, isn't there? - Yeah. 686 00:47:38,020 --> 00:47:41,436 - Oh, no! - Chip and dip is served. 687 00:47:45,987 --> 00:47:49,155 - Here you go. - Gordon! We're alive! 688 00:47:50,617 --> 00:47:53,488 We've been saved by onion dip. 689 00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:56,663 My God. We owe our lives to an appetizer. 690 00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:01,669 - Adam, let's go get some root beer. - Let's get outta here before we get eaten. 691 00:48:01,754 --> 00:48:04,671 Relax, Gordon. They're teenage girls. How much can they eat? 692 00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:09,673 No! No! 693 00:48:11,096 --> 00:48:13,255 - Watch out! - No! Ohh! 694 00:48:17,394 --> 00:48:20,680 - Oh, boy, they're everywhere! - Ohh! Oh, God! 695 00:48:20,773 --> 00:48:23,442 - Hey! - Don't let 'em eat me. 696 00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:30,356 - Watch out! Aah! Aah! No! - Do the breast stroke. Do the breast stroke. 697 00:48:30,449 --> 00:48:32,525 - Mmm! - You sound like a cow. 698 00:48:37,373 --> 00:48:39,412 Jill, you're making a mess. 699 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:42,417 Well, this stuff is really good. What's in it? 700 00:48:42,503 --> 00:48:44,791 The Szalinski brothers. 701 00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:51,382 Well, here we are. 702 00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:57,100 Well, how are we gonna get up the counter? 703 00:48:57,185 --> 00:49:01,646 Whoa. There must be a way. 704 00:49:01,731 --> 00:49:04,566 - Dare. - Ooh! Sucker. 705 00:49:04,651 --> 00:49:07,771 Okay, I dare you to do your monkey impression. 706 00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:12,482 - Want a napkin? - Yeah. 707 00:49:12,575 --> 00:49:15,909 You know, I've been watching the kids. The girls really seem to like Mitch. 708 00:49:17,205 --> 00:49:19,530 He's making 'em laugh. 709 00:49:19,624 --> 00:49:22,827 But the guy that really impresses me is Adam. 710 00:49:22,919 --> 00:49:24,828 Seems so cool, confident. 711 00:49:26,339 --> 00:49:29,424 Yeah. He's so different from me. 712 00:49:29,509 --> 00:49:32,510 You know, I was a complete loser when I was that age. 713 00:49:32,595 --> 00:49:34,672 And when I was a teenager. 714 00:49:34,764 --> 00:49:36,923 And through most of college. 715 00:49:37,017 --> 00:49:39,934 Heck, I only met Diane 'cause I bashed into her car. 716 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:47,272 - Come on. I'll race you to the stereo. - Where you goin'? 717 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,934 - Where you going? - Come on! 718 00:49:52,073 --> 00:49:55,276 Wayne. Whoa! 719 00:49:57,287 --> 00:49:59,196 You're gonna love this! 720 00:50:03,543 --> 00:50:06,497 Head start! No fair! Whee! 721 00:50:06,588 --> 00:50:09,258 - I'm coming through! - Whoa! 722 00:50:10,343 --> 00:50:11,623 Come on! 723 00:50:18,476 --> 00:50:21,892 - Oh! - And the man does a belly burner! 724 00:50:21,979 --> 00:50:24,897 I haven't done that since I was little. 725 00:50:30,029 --> 00:50:31,986 Shh! 726 00:50:32,073 --> 00:50:35,489 It's probably just the neighbors. Give me the doll. 727 00:50:35,576 --> 00:50:37,984 Here. What are you gonna do with it? 728 00:50:38,079 --> 00:50:40,486 - Shh. - Okay. - Okay. 729 00:50:40,581 --> 00:50:42,490 - Shh! - Okay! 730 00:50:48,214 --> 00:50:52,543 - Hey, Jen. - Ricky King. What are you doing here? 731 00:50:52,635 --> 00:50:56,218 Well, you said you were having a party, so we figured we'd drop by. 732 00:50:56,305 --> 00:50:59,306 - Hi, Vince. Hi, Trey. - Hey. - Hey. 733 00:50:59,392 --> 00:51:02,013 - What do you got there? - Oh, nothing. 734 00:51:02,103 --> 00:51:05,020 - I can't believe it. - Come on, guys. Let's show 'em how to have a real party. 735 00:51:05,106 --> 00:51:09,815 - Man, this place is hot. - Ricky King! Oh, my God! 736 00:51:09,986 --> 00:51:12,274 - Shh! - What is he doing here? 737 00:51:12,363 --> 00:51:14,439 - Hi, Ricky! - Oh, great. 738 00:51:14,532 --> 00:51:17,700 Teenage boys. There are now teenage boys at this party. 739 00:51:17,786 --> 00:51:20,573 - Hey! My stereo! - Hey! My daughter! 740 00:51:21,665 --> 00:51:24,203 Maybe there's a stepladder. 741 00:51:24,293 --> 00:51:26,416 Ohh! Ohh! Oh, no. Oh, no. 742 00:51:27,796 --> 00:51:29,919 Move. Move. Come on. 743 00:51:30,007 --> 00:51:34,087 Oh, God, why didn't I squash him when I had the chance? 744 00:51:34,177 --> 00:51:37,712 Excellent CDs. Um, do you have a remote around here? 745 00:51:39,892 --> 00:51:42,596 Yeah. Y-You want me to turn it on? 746 00:51:42,686 --> 00:51:45,722 Uh, no, I want you to hand it over. 747 00:51:47,649 --> 00:51:49,274 Gimme that! 748 00:51:49,359 --> 00:51:51,151 Hey! 749 00:51:52,654 --> 00:51:55,062 Watch this. 750 00:51:55,157 --> 00:51:57,482 - Hey, I wanna sit there, man. - Huh? 751 00:51:59,244 --> 00:52:01,451 Hey, cut it out! He was there first! 752 00:52:01,538 --> 00:52:03,198 Oh, so, what, he had dibs on it? 753 00:52:03,290 --> 00:52:06,077 This gum wrapper will do the trick. 754 00:52:06,168 --> 00:52:08,741 Uh, w-w-what are these little kids doing here? 755 00:52:08,837 --> 00:52:10,913 Yeah. I mean, you're too small. 756 00:52:11,006 --> 00:52:15,585 You must be, um, this tall to stay downstairs. 757 00:52:15,677 --> 00:52:18,049 I'm calling Mom. This is getting way out of hand. 758 00:52:18,138 --> 00:52:20,261 Who does he think he is? 759 00:52:20,349 --> 00:52:23,266 You can't push my kid around like that. You are dead meat, mister! 760 00:52:23,352 --> 00:52:26,021 Clark, you're three-quarters of an inch tall. Now is not the time. 761 00:52:26,104 --> 00:52:28,015 Now, help me with this foil. 762 00:52:30,443 --> 00:52:32,352 Why isn't it coming after us? 763 00:52:32,445 --> 00:52:35,197 I don't know. Maybe he's gone. 764 00:52:39,327 --> 00:52:43,111 Oh, look. His leg is caught in the spider web. 765 00:52:43,206 --> 00:52:47,073 Ohh, that's so sad. And daddy longlegs are good bugs. 766 00:52:47,168 --> 00:52:50,122 They eat mosquitoes and leave humans entirely alone. 767 00:52:50,213 --> 00:52:55,456 What, is there a daddy longlegs ad council that feeds out this positive information? 768 00:52:55,552 --> 00:52:58,173 - Let's go. - No, Diane, I think we should help him. 769 00:53:01,975 --> 00:53:06,304 D-Daddy? We're your friends. We come in peace. 770 00:53:09,607 --> 00:53:11,516 I think he understood me. 771 00:53:12,944 --> 00:53:17,487 Um, Diane, d-do you have a, um, a nail file? 772 00:53:18,491 --> 00:53:20,899 - Yes. - Okay. 773 00:53:20,994 --> 00:53:23,366 'Cause while I'm filing, I want you to talk to him. 774 00:53:23,454 --> 00:53:27,238 You know, distract him so he doesn't flail around a lot. 775 00:53:27,333 --> 00:53:29,456 Talk to him. Talk to a bug. 776 00:53:29,544 --> 00:53:32,913 You know, find some common ground. 777 00:53:33,006 --> 00:53:35,497 You both spend a lot of time in this kitchen. 778 00:53:37,260 --> 00:53:40,178 All righty. 779 00:53:41,891 --> 00:53:45,556 Hi. My name's Diane. 780 00:53:45,644 --> 00:53:49,309 I see you've been enjoying some of the crumbs from the coffee cake I made. 781 00:53:52,109 --> 00:53:56,438 Okay. Okay. Giant spider leg on my shoulder! 782 00:53:56,530 --> 00:53:58,606 It's okay. It's okay. He likes you. 783 00:53:58,699 --> 00:54:01,617 Just keep talking. 784 00:54:01,702 --> 00:54:03,860 What can we talk about? What can we talk about? 785 00:54:03,954 --> 00:54:06,030 Let's see, uh... You have any kids? 786 00:54:06,123 --> 00:54:09,706 Silly me. You probably have hundreds. 787 00:54:09,794 --> 00:54:13,127 Ho! Oh. Whole lot better. 788 00:54:13,214 --> 00:54:15,123 Thank you. 789 00:54:15,216 --> 00:54:18,300 Oh, we've had such a lousy day. 790 00:54:18,385 --> 00:54:23,012 You've had a pretty bad one yourself, haven't you? 791 00:54:23,098 --> 00:54:25,221 But for you... 792 00:54:25,309 --> 00:54:28,760 you're used to being small. 793 00:54:28,854 --> 00:54:31,428 For us, it's a completely new experience. 794 00:54:31,524 --> 00:54:34,893 For me, very scary... 795 00:54:34,985 --> 00:54:39,564 although, you know, parts of it were actually kind of nice. 796 00:54:44,745 --> 00:54:47,319 - All done. - Really. 797 00:54:47,414 --> 00:54:49,788 Yeah. Last strand. 798 00:55:02,764 --> 00:55:06,928 Do you think he heard what I said about squashing him? 799 00:55:07,018 --> 00:55:10,019 Oh, look. He's going up the cabinet. 800 00:55:10,105 --> 00:55:14,434 Wait. That's it. Diane, that's our ride. Come back! 801 00:55:14,609 --> 00:55:17,943 - Come back! - Daddy, come back! We need you! 802 00:55:20,907 --> 00:55:23,481 Are you sure? That's weird. 803 00:55:23,577 --> 00:55:26,115 Okay. Bye. 804 00:55:26,204 --> 00:55:29,122 - They say our moms never made it. - You're kidding. 805 00:55:29,207 --> 00:55:33,287 - No. - Okay, well, then let's just call our dads. 806 00:55:33,378 --> 00:55:35,585 But they didn't leave a number. 807 00:55:35,672 --> 00:55:38,245 Okay, well, just calm down. Don't panic. 808 00:55:38,341 --> 00:55:41,046 But if our moms aren't at that place, then where are they? 809 00:55:41,136 --> 00:55:43,045 So, tell me how you do that again. 810 00:55:43,138 --> 00:55:46,637 Okay, so then I just toss in some garbanzo beans and crumble in some tortilla chips... 811 00:55:46,725 --> 00:55:48,848 and I call it a Mexican salad. 812 00:55:48,935 --> 00:55:51,391 That is great. I'm gonna have to try that sometime. 813 00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:53,389 The other thing, you can call something a Chinese salad... 814 00:55:53,482 --> 00:55:55,391 if you throw in some of those mandarin oranges... 815 00:55:55,484 --> 00:55:57,476 and some of those little Chinese Chung Ku squiggly little noodles. 816 00:55:57,569 --> 00:55:59,479 You are so good at those things. 817 00:55:59,572 --> 00:56:01,897 Wow! 818 00:56:06,037 --> 00:56:08,492 Wild child, baby down to the bone 819 00:56:11,125 --> 00:56:14,375 Come on. 820 00:56:14,462 --> 00:56:17,712 This is where we split up. You're gonna climb into the mid-range. 821 00:56:17,799 --> 00:56:20,337 I'm gonna rewire the stereo so the speaker becomes a microphone... 822 00:56:20,426 --> 00:56:25,053 and when the music cuts out, you yell into that speaker as loud as you can. 823 00:56:25,139 --> 00:56:27,048 All right, I'm going in. 824 00:56:28,267 --> 00:56:30,177 Good luck. 825 00:56:30,269 --> 00:56:33,306 Well, I feel a little better when I bang it out 826 00:56:33,398 --> 00:56:38,640 Feel a little better when I bang it out 827 00:56:38,736 --> 00:56:41,690 Oh, no Yeah, yeah 828 00:56:53,126 --> 00:56:58,464 Not much, not long but I need my space 829 00:57:13,272 --> 00:57:15,727 - Bang, bang, Bang it out - Ohh! Ohh. 830 00:57:15,816 --> 00:57:18,354 - Bang, Bang, Bang it out, girl - Ooh! Ohh! Ohh! Doh! 831 00:57:18,444 --> 00:57:20,401 Bang, bang, bang it out 832 00:57:20,487 --> 00:57:24,615 - Well, I been inside and I wanna get out - Okay, follow this circuit. 833 00:57:29,121 --> 00:57:32,537 Ohh! Thank God. A slow song. 834 00:57:36,086 --> 00:57:39,040 All for the thrill of it 835 00:57:39,131 --> 00:57:42,048 - I will play with you - Come on, Jen. 836 00:57:45,262 --> 00:57:49,307 Maybe there's someone else in your heart 837 00:57:49,391 --> 00:57:51,763 You don't look so good. 838 00:57:51,852 --> 00:57:55,601 - You feelin' okay? - Yeah. I'm okay. 839 00:57:55,689 --> 00:57:58,359 Now, we have to get Mitch's pills. 840 00:57:58,442 --> 00:58:01,277 Remember, I left them right by the cereal. 841 00:58:01,362 --> 00:58:04,528 - Hey, there's something I want to tell you. - What? 842 00:58:04,615 --> 00:58:08,695 - There's honey on your lips - I can't say it here. Let's go into the kitchen. 843 00:58:12,998 --> 00:58:16,866 - How can I exist - Hey! Hurry up, Wayne. 844 00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,417 I want so much to yell at these kids. 845 00:58:20,715 --> 00:58:22,624 So, here we are. 846 00:58:22,717 --> 00:58:25,422 - This is the kitchen. - Hey, look! 847 00:58:25,512 --> 00:58:29,640 Good, 'cause, you know, I really wanted to be alone with you. 848 00:58:29,724 --> 00:58:31,349 Ooh, look. Dirty fingernails. 849 00:58:31,434 --> 00:58:33,723 Really? 850 00:58:33,812 --> 00:58:38,308 Yeah, 'cause the truth is, Jenny, I think you're awesome. 851 00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:42,100 "Awesome"? Don't fall for it, Jenny. He's just giving you a line. 852 00:58:42,195 --> 00:58:44,022 - You do? - Yeah. 853 00:58:44,114 --> 00:58:46,652 - You think I'm awesome? - Oh, yeah. 854 00:58:46,741 --> 00:58:49,612 You're cooler than all the other girls. 855 00:58:51,246 --> 00:58:53,997 Um, so what is it you wanted to tell me? 856 00:58:54,082 --> 00:58:56,573 Nothing. Mostly I just wanted to do this. 857 00:58:56,668 --> 00:58:58,625 Wh-Wh-What is she doing? 858 00:58:58,712 --> 00:59:01,037 She's too young! She doesn't even know that boy! 859 00:59:03,091 --> 00:59:06,127 - What are you doing? - Kissing you. 860 00:59:06,219 --> 00:59:09,339 Well, uh, you didn't ever ask. 861 00:59:09,431 --> 00:59:13,013 - Ask what? - Ask if I wanted to kiss you. 862 00:59:13,101 --> 00:59:15,058 What are you talking about? 863 00:59:15,145 --> 00:59:17,600 You just assume that I wanted you to kiss me. 864 00:59:17,689 --> 00:59:20,227 I mean, I don't even know you. 865 00:59:20,317 --> 00:59:23,317 And even if I did know you and we talked and you got to know me... 866 00:59:23,403 --> 00:59:27,021 and you asked me if I wanted to kiss, I might've been into it. 867 00:59:27,115 --> 00:59:30,699 But the way you did it was just wrong. 868 00:59:30,786 --> 00:59:33,657 Well, lots of girls like that. 869 00:59:33,748 --> 00:59:37,033 Well, I'm not one of them. I don't happen to think that way. 870 00:59:37,126 --> 00:59:39,997 And as far as you and I are concerned, the party is over. 871 00:59:44,175 --> 00:59:48,837 You tell him, Jenny! Ha! Access denied! 872 00:59:48,930 --> 00:59:51,681 That is one good kid you have. 873 00:59:53,643 --> 00:59:57,391 And you know what? She can take care of herself. 874 00:59:58,731 --> 01:00:02,396 Okay, mike in and line out. 875 01:00:02,652 --> 01:00:06,103 Maybe my pills are in here. 876 01:00:06,197 --> 01:00:10,610 If I don't find my medicine soon, something bad's gonna happen. 877 01:00:10,701 --> 01:00:13,619 - Well, I'll look over here. - I'll look over here. 878 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:21,167 Mitch looks terrible. We've gotta find those pills. 879 01:00:21,254 --> 01:00:23,542 There they are! 880 01:00:23,631 --> 01:00:25,422 - Mitch! Mitch! - Mitch! Mitch! 881 01:00:29,178 --> 01:00:31,467 - Mitch, honey! M-Mitch! - Mitch! 882 01:00:31,555 --> 01:00:34,806 - Mitch, look at us! We're right here! Mitch! - Mitch, your pills are over here! 883 01:00:34,892 --> 01:00:37,727 - Mom? - Yeah. 884 01:00:40,357 --> 01:00:42,599 Oh, no! He's fainted! 885 01:00:43,986 --> 01:00:45,480 Mitch! 886 01:00:45,571 --> 01:00:47,444 The paralysis could last 24 hours. 887 01:00:47,531 --> 01:00:49,523 We have got to get those pills where the kids can see them. Come on. 888 01:00:49,616 --> 01:00:51,408 - Mitch! Mitch! W-What's wrong? - What's going on? 889 01:00:51,493 --> 01:00:54,779 Come on, Mitch, come on. I don't know. Mitch just fainted. 890 01:00:54,871 --> 01:00:56,829 I can't find his medicine. What are we gonna do? 891 01:00:56,915 --> 01:00:59,240 - Okay, now what are we gonna do? - We're gonna get on the other side... 892 01:00:59,334 --> 01:01:01,790 - and try to roll it that way. - Over that way. Okay. 893 01:01:01,879 --> 01:01:05,959 - Here we go. Can you get it? - Yeah, I got it. I got it. Push! 894 01:01:06,049 --> 01:01:07,841 Mitch has got a potassium deficiency, so... 895 01:01:07,926 --> 01:01:09,883 you look in the refrigerator and find something with potassium. 896 01:01:09,970 --> 01:01:13,553 Check all the labels. 897 01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:17,508 - Okay, push again. - Come on. Up. 898 01:01:17,603 --> 01:01:20,603 - I haven't pushed this hard since I gave birth to Adam. - Ohh! 899 01:01:20,689 --> 01:01:24,224 Milk has vitamin "D" and calcium. 900 01:01:24,318 --> 01:01:27,069 - No potassium. - Keep looking. 901 01:01:27,154 --> 01:01:30,238 Come on, Mitch. Mitch. Come on. 902 01:01:30,324 --> 01:01:33,111 - It's not gonna work. - Oh, it's no use. 903 01:01:33,201 --> 01:01:35,241 - It's gotta be up to the kids. - What? 904 01:01:35,329 --> 01:01:37,487 - Come on. - Oh, God. 905 01:01:37,581 --> 01:01:39,988 Potassium. Potassium. Potassium. Potassium. 906 01:01:40,083 --> 01:01:44,295 Bananas! Bananas have potassium! Lots of it! 907 01:01:44,379 --> 01:01:47,001 Here. Come on. Get... Get some pieces. 908 01:01:47,090 --> 01:01:49,796 Let's see if we can get him... Come on, Mitch. Let's see if we can get him to chew. 909 01:01:49,886 --> 01:01:52,970 Come on. Come on, wake up. Here, get... get a piece. 910 01:01:55,183 --> 01:01:58,516 - Come on, Mitch. - Ohh! - Oh, no. - Give me another piece. Hurry. 911 01:01:58,603 --> 01:02:01,059 - Come on, Mitch. Come on. - Oh, please let this work. 912 01:02:01,147 --> 01:02:03,354 Get another piece ready. Get another piece. Chew. 913 01:02:03,441 --> 01:02:07,309 Chew, Mitch, chew. Chew it up good. Give me another piece. One more. 914 01:02:07,403 --> 01:02:10,819 Come on, Mitch, you can do it. Oh, Mitch, Mitch. Oh, please let this work. 915 01:02:10,907 --> 01:02:14,074 - Come on, Mitch. - Okay. Okay. 916 01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:17,861 Come on, Mitch. Come on. You can do it. Come on, Mitch, chew. 917 01:02:17,956 --> 01:02:20,910 - Okay. Okay. - Come on, Mitch. 918 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:25,045 - Mm-hmm. - Yes! Yes! Yes! 919 01:02:25,129 --> 01:02:28,249 - I-It's workin'. - You're right. 920 01:02:28,341 --> 01:02:32,469 - How'd you know bananas have potassium? - Can't always ignore my dad's science talk. 921 01:02:34,806 --> 01:02:38,720 - Hi, guys. - Hey, Mitch. How you feeling? 922 01:02:38,810 --> 01:02:43,223 A little dizzy, but okay, I guess. 923 01:02:43,314 --> 01:02:46,232 I saw Mom on the counter. 924 01:02:46,317 --> 01:02:49,484 - Yeah, right. - I... I did. 925 01:02:49,571 --> 01:02:53,403 And... And she was... she was really, really small. 926 01:02:54,367 --> 01:02:57,119 Okay. 927 01:02:57,203 --> 01:02:58,152 What was that? 928 01:03:08,174 --> 01:03:10,712 My dad's bookshelf! 929 01:03:10,801 --> 01:03:13,672 Oh, damn it! Wayne, what's taking so long? 930 01:03:18,684 --> 01:03:22,598 Ricky King! What do you think you're doing? 931 01:03:22,688 --> 01:03:26,057 Calling all kids! Calling all kids! 932 01:03:26,150 --> 01:03:28,723 Excuse me, but I liked that song. 933 01:03:28,819 --> 01:03:33,280 Now, this should hold the current, so if I... Whoa! 934 01:03:34,909 --> 01:03:37,281 I told you, the party's over. Everybody out. 935 01:03:37,369 --> 01:03:39,695 Yeah, well, maybe we're not ready to leave. 936 01:03:46,045 --> 01:03:48,500 Did you not hear her? She said the party's over. 937 01:03:48,589 --> 01:03:50,961 So why don't you leave before you cause any more damage. 938 01:03:51,050 --> 01:03:53,920 What, your dad's stupid inventions? 939 01:03:54,011 --> 01:03:57,629 His inventions are not stupid. His shrink ray's going to the Smithsonian. 940 01:03:57,723 --> 01:04:01,092 I didn't know your dad invented a shrink ray. 941 01:04:01,185 --> 01:04:03,059 What does he shrink with it? Hemorrhoids? 942 01:04:06,106 --> 01:04:10,319 - That is not funny. - Admit it, Adam. Your dad's a loser. 943 01:04:12,155 --> 01:04:13,947 He is not. And if he were here... 944 01:04:14,032 --> 01:04:16,155 he'd kill you for what you've done to his bookshelf. 945 01:04:16,243 --> 01:04:18,319 Is that so, daddy's boy? 946 01:04:18,411 --> 01:04:22,492 Well, he's not here, so I guess you're gonna have to do something about it. 947 01:04:22,582 --> 01:04:24,492 W-W-Well, maybe I will. 948 01:04:26,086 --> 01:04:27,663 What are you gonna do about it, huh? 949 01:04:27,754 --> 01:04:30,126 - I wish Mom and Dad were here. - Me too. 950 01:04:31,716 --> 01:04:34,290 What are you gonna do about it, huh? 951 01:04:37,639 --> 01:04:41,767 Now, Gordon! Now! 952 01:04:41,852 --> 01:04:44,010 Listen! Listen to me, children! 953 01:04:44,104 --> 01:04:46,677 I want you all to stop what you are doing. 954 01:04:46,773 --> 01:04:49,940 - Huh? - What? - Shh. - Huh? 955 01:04:51,361 --> 01:04:54,528 - Who said that? - This is the voice of G... 956 01:04:54,614 --> 01:04:56,903 God. Yeah. 957 01:04:56,992 --> 01:05:00,076 Yes, God is talking to you... 958 01:05:00,162 --> 01:05:03,780 and I want you all to leave this house. 959 01:05:06,418 --> 01:05:10,001 - God sounds a lot like Dad. - Yeah, you're right. 960 01:05:10,088 --> 01:05:13,208 - Is He here? - Normally I remain silent... 961 01:05:13,300 --> 01:05:17,214 but your outrageous behavior tonight has forced me to speak. 962 01:05:18,388 --> 01:05:19,800 - It's just a trick. - Yeah. 963 01:05:19,891 --> 01:05:22,346 Is that so, Ricky King? 964 01:05:22,435 --> 01:05:24,558 Then how come I know you live on Sycamore? 965 01:05:24,645 --> 01:05:28,346 Your dad's name is Mel and your mom is... 966 01:05:30,318 --> 01:05:33,402 Cindy. 967 01:05:33,488 --> 01:05:37,272 - This is getting weird. - Now, I said I want you out! 968 01:05:38,367 --> 01:05:41,571 - What's the... - O-U-T! 969 01:05:41,662 --> 01:05:43,869 - Let's go, guys. - Go. - Yes! Oh, yes! 970 01:05:43,956 --> 01:05:46,661 - Run! Quickly! Go with them! Get out! - Get going! 971 01:05:46,751 --> 01:05:51,413 Or I will swoop down and teach you all a lesson in proper party etiquette! 972 01:05:51,506 --> 01:05:55,254 I will bring plaque to your tiny little teeth! 973 01:05:55,343 --> 01:05:58,463 So, brush, I tell you! Brush! 974 01:05:58,554 --> 01:06:02,469 Okay, Dad, they're gone. You can stop acting like God now. 975 01:06:02,558 --> 01:06:05,725 Oh. Sorry. 976 01:06:05,812 --> 01:06:08,219 So, uh, where's the camera? 977 01:06:08,314 --> 01:06:10,058 Yeah, uh, where you broadcasting from? 978 01:06:10,149 --> 01:06:11,857 Right here, in the room. 979 01:06:11,943 --> 01:06:13,852 Your dad shrunk us. 980 01:06:14,987 --> 01:06:17,063 - You're kidding. - Nope. 981 01:06:17,156 --> 01:06:20,739 Now give me a hand. I'm over here, by the left speaker. 982 01:06:25,706 --> 01:06:28,624 That means they saw us roller-blading in the house. 983 01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:32,838 And I wasn't wearing my pads. 984 01:06:36,719 --> 01:06:41,012 You know, Dad, I didn't invite those boys over. I swear. 985 01:06:41,098 --> 01:06:45,261 I know. I know. Wayne and I saw everything. 986 01:06:45,352 --> 01:06:49,017 That's right. You weren't in the kitchen, were you? 987 01:06:49,106 --> 01:06:51,478 No! No. 988 01:06:52,776 --> 01:06:54,733 But your mothers were. 989 01:06:54,820 --> 01:06:58,154 - Oh, God. - I told you I saw them. 990 01:06:58,240 --> 01:07:01,823 Now, listen to me, kids. These may be the most important instructions I ever give you. 991 01:07:01,910 --> 01:07:04,152 Jenny, go run and find a piece of paper... 992 01:07:04,246 --> 01:07:07,330 and Adam, go up to your room, look under the laundry basket. 993 01:07:07,416 --> 01:07:09,373 Get the shark car. Come on down here. 994 01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:11,998 And Wayne, meet me in front of the receiver. 995 01:07:12,087 --> 01:07:13,914 - I last saw them over here. - Okay. 996 01:07:14,006 --> 01:07:17,209 Careful not to squish 'em. Don't, don't, don't, don't. Careful. 997 01:07:17,301 --> 01:07:20,421 - Here, use this. Okay? - Okay. - I'm gonna go find our dads. 998 01:07:20,512 --> 01:07:22,386 Don't move anything. 999 01:07:22,473 --> 01:07:25,972 Okay, Uncle Gordon, hop in. Now let's go find my dad. 1000 01:07:31,273 --> 01:07:33,942 - Mom? - Mom. 1001 01:07:34,026 --> 01:07:35,734 Aunt Diane. 1002 01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:40,606 Let me see it. 1003 01:07:40,700 --> 01:07:42,360 - Hi. - Hi! 1004 01:07:43,662 --> 01:07:44,907 Hi. 1005 01:07:44,996 --> 01:07:46,905 - Okay, Dad. - Atta boy, son! 1006 01:07:48,792 --> 01:07:50,784 - Where are the wives? - Mitch is pickin' them up. Hop in. 1007 01:07:54,506 --> 01:07:57,709 Careful. Careful. Set it down easy. 1008 01:07:57,801 --> 01:07:59,710 I know, I know. I am. 1009 01:08:02,722 --> 01:08:04,762 Look! They made it! 1010 01:08:04,849 --> 01:08:07,934 - We did it! - Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1011 01:08:11,856 --> 01:08:14,229 - Wait! The machine. - Oh. 1012 01:08:14,317 --> 01:08:16,939 Don't forget the car. 1013 01:08:19,489 --> 01:08:21,398 What happens now? 1014 01:08:21,491 --> 01:08:25,074 We wait until it hits critical mass and then push this button. 1015 01:08:28,415 --> 01:08:31,416 Wait a minute. Do we really wanna do this? 1016 01:08:31,501 --> 01:08:34,787 I mean, I got a hamster cage in my room. 1017 01:08:34,879 --> 01:08:39,126 I mean, we could leave 'em shrunk and they'll never tell us what to do again. 1018 01:08:39,217 --> 01:08:42,586 Wow. Total freedom. 1019 01:08:42,679 --> 01:08:44,636 I suppose we could wait, like, a week. 1020 01:08:47,517 --> 01:08:50,270 I don't like the looks of that. 1021 01:08:50,354 --> 01:08:55,063 If those kids don't unshrink us, they are going to be in so much trouble. 1022 01:08:55,151 --> 01:08:59,231 Oh, really? What are you gonna do about it, Thumbelina? 1023 01:09:17,548 --> 01:09:20,585 - I say we give 'em a second chance. - Good idea. - Yeah. Good idea. 1024 01:09:22,136 --> 01:09:25,635 Ready? One, two, three. 1025 01:09:29,393 --> 01:09:32,145 Whoa! It worked! 1026 01:09:32,229 --> 01:09:34,685 - Way to go, guys! - Mom! 1027 01:09:34,774 --> 01:09:39,021 - I was so worried about you! - Good job. Good job. - Oh, I was worried about you too, sweetie! 1028 01:09:39,111 --> 01:09:43,939 But you know what? You were in good hands. This one. 1029 01:09:44,033 --> 01:09:48,244 Oh, Mom, about that Ricky King thing... 1030 01:09:48,329 --> 01:09:52,907 Sweetheart, I was so proud of you, the way you handled yourself with that boy... 1031 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,123 and the way you took care of your brother. 1032 01:09:55,211 --> 01:09:59,125 From now on, I trust you. 1033 01:09:59,215 --> 01:10:02,336 Speaking of trust, I saw the magazine. 1034 01:10:02,427 --> 01:10:05,428 Uh, they forced me to look at it. I didn't want to. 1035 01:10:05,514 --> 01:10:08,219 - I mean... - It's okay. It's okay. 1036 01:10:08,308 --> 01:10:12,804 The point is, I should've listened to you when you said you didn't want to go to Camp Isosceles this summer. 1037 01:10:12,896 --> 01:10:18,520 - Me too. - How about if we send you to baseball camp? 1038 01:10:18,610 --> 01:10:21,528 - Wow! - Look, if you want to be a scientist, that's great. 1039 01:10:21,613 --> 01:10:25,029 But if you wanna be a baseball player, that's great too. 1040 01:10:25,117 --> 01:10:28,616 - You should do whatever suits you. - You mean it? 1041 01:10:28,704 --> 01:10:31,539 I do. I'll prove it. 1042 01:10:33,125 --> 01:10:37,288 Gordon. I shouldn't be president of Szalinski Labs, Gordon. 1043 01:10:37,379 --> 01:10:40,499 I'm no good at it. I should be inventing things. That's what I like to do. 1044 01:10:40,591 --> 01:10:43,876 But you, you're... you're great at organizing things and dealing with people... 1045 01:10:43,969 --> 01:10:46,045 and you never forget what day of the week it is. 1046 01:10:46,138 --> 01:10:49,423 What do you say? Will you be president of the company? Will you take the job? 1047 01:10:51,310 --> 01:10:55,094 I, uh... You bet! This is great! 1048 01:10:55,188 --> 01:10:57,395 I'm gonna have so much fun! 1049 01:10:57,482 --> 01:11:00,686 Oh, honey. 1050 01:11:00,777 --> 01:11:02,817 - Diane, I promise I'll get rid of the Tiki Man. - No. Wayne... 1051 01:11:02,905 --> 01:11:07,151 I'm not gonna sweat the small stuff any more. I want you to have fun. 1052 01:11:07,242 --> 01:11:10,743 Wayne, do whatever you want with the Tiki Man. 1053 01:11:17,712 --> 01:11:20,583 I had no idea baseball had that much math in it... 1054 01:11:20,673 --> 01:11:22,999 or that my son would be such a good catcher. 1055 01:11:23,092 --> 01:11:26,010 Yeah. I bet you were the only dad there that could figure out... 1056 01:11:26,095 --> 01:11:29,429 the whole team's batting average instantly in his head. 1057 01:11:29,516 --> 01:11:33,181 We're just glad you had a good time, honey, and even happier you're home. 1058 01:11:33,269 --> 01:11:35,392 Yeah, it's good to be back. 1059 01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:37,519 Hey, did you make any changes while I was gone? 1060 01:11:40,527 --> 01:11:45,272 Well, I did move the Tiki Man into the backyard. 1061 01:11:45,365 --> 01:11:47,690 What do you think? 87870