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Heads up, Emery.
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Throw it high so I have to jump.
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Oh, pits are looking
a little yellow, buddy.
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May be time to bleach 'em.
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This is why I can't wear
Eddie's hand-me-downs.
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Between the stains and the holes
and the smells?
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I need to update my wardrobe.
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As someone who's wearing
Eddie's old pants right now...
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no way Mom's going to pay for that.
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Hey, I'm happy to put another son
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on the payroll at Cattleman's.
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I think the food industry's
more Eddie's thing.
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Oh.
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Your brother's all done.
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Time for you to get all warm and toasty.
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Yeah, you need to find your own thing.
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Oh, you're on the job hunt?
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I remember being in the hustle.
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But now I'm chilling.
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I got a job, a lady,
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and killer spring break plans
on South Padre Island.
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Still can't believe you got
Mom and Dad to let you do that.
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Honestly, I can't, either.
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But we shook on it,
so the ship has sailed.
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Lawd, the chores I did
to convince you guys.
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I vacuumed, I mopped, I even made a bed.
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It wasn't that hard,
but I'll never do it again.
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Oh, God.
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Don't take a picture of me
in Eddie's jeans.
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No.
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It's for Eddie.
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SAT results arrive this week.
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- Already?
- Yes.
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And I'm going
to camera capture your face
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when you see your score.
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It'll either be a look of joy
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or a portrait of failure
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they'll put on the back of a milk carton
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when I make you go missing.
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They only do that for the blonde kids.
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♪ Fresh off the boat ♪
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♪ I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ♪
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♪ If you don't know, homey,
now you know ♪
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♪ Fresh off the boat ♪
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♪ Homey, you don't know
where I come from ♪
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♪ But I know where I'm goin' ♪
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♪ I'm fresh off the boat ♪
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Ow! You missed.
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Did I?
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Guys, I'm gonna need you
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to take it from an eight to a two.
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The answer is six.
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- Good job, Eddie.
- Thanks.
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The Florida State Spelling Bee
is around the corner.
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This is my last chance to complete
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the Academic Iron Man.
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When you add the word "academic"
to a sporting event,
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it hurts me deep down in my soul.
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I won the math and science fairs,
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but spelling is the final leg.
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I need your help.
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It's the only subject
I've gotten a regular A in.
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My help? The only spelling
I know is Tori Spelling.
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She can't whistle and loves avocados.
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Do you remember Simryn Patel?
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You went to middle school with her?
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She won the bee three years in a row.
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That's a spelling-bee turkey.
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Yeah. I remember her.
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Always dancing, kept a clean locker.
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We were lab partners,
and one of us burned down
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the eye-wash station.
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Well, for us spell-nuts,
she's the Q-U-E-E-N.
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Queen. Two for two.
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I need you to introduce me to her
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so I can get some tips.
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No can do. I got big problems
of my own right now.
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My SAT scores are coming
in the mail this week,
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and I'm worried about Mom.
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Remember what happened
when I got my PSAT scores?
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One minute in the corner
for every point under 1600.
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Mom, come on.
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It's the 250th episode
of "The Simpsons."
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What if it's their last year?
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This is way worse.
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I blacked out from nerves
for the first half of the test,
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and I'm pretty sure I bombed.
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Mom's gonna cancel South Padre.
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I learned to say "y'all" for nothing.
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Well, if you put in the work
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like I am for the spelling bee,
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you wouldn't be so worried now.
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He really got the worst of Mom and Dad.
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I'm a dead man.
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This is worse than when Grandma
ruined Mom's credit score
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by buying all those Madonna bras.
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Mom got so mad, her nose bled.
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From both sides.
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How did Grandma come back from that?
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She got on Mom's good side
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by helping Evan get an A in P.E.
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That's it.
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I bomb the SATs,
but I bail out the golden child.
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Mom forgives me, and I save South Padre.
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That's a pretty good plan.
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You go through the pain
to sun your buns,
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- you don't waste it.
- ♪ Yeah ♪
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- Aah!
- You find a job?
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Not yet. I was helping Eddie.
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Damn it, I said the wrong brother.
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Ice cream is for closers.
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You want some, go get a job.
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I feel like that's the wrong strategy
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to motivate Emery.
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Just my two cents.
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Cheap advice is bad advice.
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He's gotten lazy and needs consequences.
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Simple.
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No, I'm just saying,
if we push too hard,
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he'll rush and make a bad choice.
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It's Emery. He needs a... gentle touch.
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Gentle?
He's a teenager, not a butterfly wing.
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Well, he's been weighing
some jobs at the mall
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and needs a little time
to decide on the right one.
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It's a job at the mall.
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What is there to decide?
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No matter what job he chooses,
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- he's using the bathroom at Nordstrom.
- Trust me.
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I know Emery.
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Give him some space, and he'll
pick one before we know it.
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Last time I trusted you,
we ended up at a tapas restaurant.
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"Shared plates"?
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No thank you.
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Speaking of plates, when is dinner?
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There's my little academic athlete.
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You're kicking that dictionary's ass
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like an Asian Chuck Norris.
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Why didn't you just go with Bruce Lee?
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He's already Asian.
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Look, I felt bad about earlier,
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and of course I'll intro you to Simryn.
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Really? Face time with the legend?
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Simryn's my girl. The Simster. Sim Dog.
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Simmy Simmy Ko Ko Bop.
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Wait a sec. What's in it for you?
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Other than the satisfaction
of helping out my brother?
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Okay, fine.
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SAT scores are gonna come in,
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and Mom's gonna kick me to the streets.
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And eventually, I'm gonna need
a guest house to crash at,
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and you're the best bet to have one.
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Hmm. That surprisingly tracks.
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Okay. Thanks, Eddie.
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In South Padre,
a guest house would be a casita.
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I'll grab my driving sandals...
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And your foot spray.
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...and you go tell Mom
that your loving older brother
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is helping you achieve
academic greatness,
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and we're on our way.
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Effulgent!
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That means brilliant.
It's from the Latin...
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Not now.
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I'll save it for the car.
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- Ice cream?
- Uhp, hands off.
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I got Emery looking for jobs
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without threatening consequences,
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so I earned this double choco mint.
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It's just mint.
Eddie already got in there.
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He got all the choco? How?
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He used your mother's tweezers.
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Oh.
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Hey, there, Pretty Woman,
back from the mall?
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Someone must have gotten
his first paycheck.
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No. I emptied out
my Christmas gift cards.
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What about finding a new job?
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You wanted me to find my
own thing, and I didn't.
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The search continues.
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Oh, look, Louis.
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He's unemployed and happy.
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Emery, you ding-dong.
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Time for consequences.
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Hey! My new clothes!
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You want your party dresses back?
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Get a job. By tomorrow.
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He's like a horse,
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and I'm the tiny person
riding him to success.
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- Trent, my SAT scores show up yet?
- Negative.
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That means no.
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But I got eyes on the box.
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- That means mailbox.
- Good.
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I need you to buy time
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until I help Evan win the spelling bee.
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You sure my mom can't see you?
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Oh, don't worry. It's impossible.
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Oh, I gotta go.
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I'm using Trish's cell,
and her boyfriend's calling.
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Hello, Muscles.
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No, I've been thinking
about you all day.
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Oh, stop it.
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Simryn lives here?
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♪ Baby, baby, won't you ♪
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♪ Come to me ♪
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♪ Show me who you are, baby ♪
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♪ I'm craving for you ♪
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♪ I'm craving ♪
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♪ I'm missing you like candy ♪
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♪ Missing you like candy ♪
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Eddie Huang from piccolo class?
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Simryn! 'Sup, girl? It's been forever.
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You're like two feet taller.
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I've been eating.
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It's so cool you live in this motel.
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Do they come in and make your beds?
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No, my family owns it.
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We make the beds.
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Oh, well, at least you have free HBO.
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Again, we're not guests
at our own motel.
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Oh, I get it.
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Like my dad and his restaurant.
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Everyone assumes I'm eating
steaks for free every day.
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- You do.
- Yeah, but...
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You're right.
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He always is. This is my brother, Evan.
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I was hoping you could help him
win the spelling bee.
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1998. Diphtheria?
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Hidden H after the P.
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Mama rolled right through it.
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When diphtheria takes down two of
your uncles at a family reunion,
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- you learn to spell it.
- See, Evan?
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You're learning already.
Simryn, can't thank you enough.
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Take as much time as you need.
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A couple days, even.
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I'll be here chilling by the pool,
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- sunning my buns.
- ♪ Yeah ♪
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Sorry. I can't.
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I've got work around the motel,
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and I'm going to the Mandy Moore concert
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and I need to perfect my "Candy" dance.
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Getting there.
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- Heh.
- Anyway, good luck at the bee, Evan.
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When in doubt,
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imagine the words in their underwear.
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Well, that was cool.
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She's not your friend,
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we reminded her of her sick uncles,
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and now we're going home.
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Eddie, let's go.
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You've already wasted enough
of my spelling time.
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Wait, I think I can still
get Simryn to help us.
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Come on, Eddie.
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I need to get home and hit the dicks!
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Nope. Tried to shorten "dictionary."
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Did not work out.
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Here we go, Mina.
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Hi.
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No.
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We don't need any more magazines.
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I'm not getting scammed again.
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I will take two "Rod and Reel"
subscriptions, please.
261
00:08:33,571 --> 00:08:34,671
But that's it.
262
00:08:34,672 --> 00:08:36,540
Mom, Dad, room 16 asked for more soap...
263
00:08:36,541 --> 00:08:38,742
- Oh, Eddie, you're still here?
- Simryn, please,
264
00:08:38,743 --> 00:08:40,844
you gotta help Evan
study for the spelling bee.
265
00:08:40,845 --> 00:08:43,080
Sorry, I'm just really busy.
266
00:08:43,081 --> 00:08:44,148
Ah. Busy?
267
00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:45,649
Strong words coming from the girl
268
00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:46,950
who takes 15-minute showers.
269
00:08:46,951 --> 00:08:48,218
Strong words from the man
270
00:08:48,219 --> 00:08:50,754
who takes 45 minutes to iron his jeans.
271
00:08:50,755 --> 00:08:52,055
Sorry about them.
272
00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:55,656
Simryn, how do you know
these magazine salesmen?
273
00:08:55,657 --> 00:08:56,899
Eddie and I were classmates.
274
00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:57,871
We never dated.
275
00:08:57,872 --> 00:08:59,663
But your daughter is very beautiful.
276
00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,759
A beautiful spelling bee legend.
277
00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,266
Yeah, that's actually why we're here.
278
00:09:03,267 --> 00:09:04,768
We need Simryn to help Evan win.
279
00:09:04,769 --> 00:09:06,071
Of course Simryn can help.
280
00:09:06,072 --> 00:09:09,306
I call her "Hamburger"
because she's such a helper.
281
00:09:10,442 --> 00:09:11,949
It's 'cause of Hamburger Helper.
282
00:09:11,950 --> 00:09:13,110
You know, the...
283
00:09:13,111 --> 00:09:14,720
Yeah, Dad, they know. So embarrassing.
284
00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,972
- When I am ever embarrassing?
- Just now?
285
00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:19,188
Yesterday at the market,
when you juggled the lettuce?
286
00:09:19,189 --> 00:09:21,285
Every time the Cleveland Indians
come to town?
287
00:09:21,286 --> 00:09:22,786
Alright, smiles up, Patels.
288
00:09:22,787 --> 00:09:25,089
We're about to get on the Jumbotron.
289
00:09:25,090 --> 00:09:27,590
Now the real Indians are here!
290
00:09:28,626 --> 00:09:32,112
There is nothing embarrassing
about clever wordplay.
291
00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:34,164
Come on, Hamburger. Help us.
292
00:09:34,165 --> 00:09:35,265
You'll be great.
293
00:09:35,266 --> 00:09:37,267
You spent weeks studying
for those spelling bees.
294
00:09:37,268 --> 00:09:39,670
Yeah. I-I did.
295
00:09:39,671 --> 00:09:41,138
But the thing is,
296
00:09:41,139 --> 00:09:43,874
I have all these motel chores, so...
297
00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,477
- I'll do your chores. Love chores.
- Great.
298
00:09:46,478 --> 00:09:47,337
He loves chores.
299
00:09:47,338 --> 00:09:48,362
You can start tomorrow.
300
00:09:48,363 --> 00:09:49,980
Everybody's happy.
301
00:09:49,981 --> 00:09:51,615
- So happy.
- Cool.
302
00:09:56,154 --> 00:09:57,488
Want to trade shoulder massages?
303
00:09:57,489 --> 00:09:58,655
I do you, you do me?
304
00:09:58,656 --> 00:09:59,990
No, I like my shoulders tight.
305
00:09:59,991 --> 00:10:02,626
Okay.
306
00:10:02,627 --> 00:10:03,827
Guess who got a job
307
00:10:03,828 --> 00:10:06,530
as the newest associate
at Abernathy & Fitz?
308
00:10:06,531 --> 00:10:07,564
Wow.
309
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:08,932
Isn't that amazing, Louis?
310
00:10:08,933 --> 00:10:10,601
Yeah. You know what's amazing?
311
00:10:10,602 --> 00:10:11,902
The Brazilian rainforest.
312
00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,124
We don't even know what's in there.
313
00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:15,739
Emery, you can have
your party dresses back.
314
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:16,839
Thanks for the push, Mom.
315
00:10:17,709 --> 00:10:19,743
Abernathy & Fitz.
316
00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:22,212
Not only did I get Emery to pick a job,
317
00:10:22,213 --> 00:10:24,114
but he picked one at a law firm.
318
00:10:25,283 --> 00:10:26,884
Looks like I earned myself
some ice cream.
319
00:10:29,245 --> 00:10:32,089
You still in for tradesies on massages?
320
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,692
These new bra straps
are killing my shoulders.
321
00:10:35,693 --> 00:10:37,303
No, Ma.
322
00:10:38,196 --> 00:10:39,863
Hello, this is Trish.
323
00:10:39,864 --> 00:10:41,298
- No scores yet?
- Nope.
324
00:10:41,299 --> 00:10:44,434
But Brian got his,
and ooh, buddy, it was bad.
325
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,069
Like, single-digit-hundies.
326
00:10:46,070 --> 00:10:47,738
Oh, God. It's gonna be bad.
327
00:10:47,739 --> 00:10:50,439
I gotta make sure Evan gets all
the training here he can get.
328
00:10:52,911 --> 00:10:55,112
Brobdingnagian.
Please use it in a sentence.
329
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:58,025
The blue whale is a mammal
of brobdingnagian proportions.
330
00:10:58,026 --> 00:10:59,116
Damn.
331
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:02,419
This is the biggest washing
machine I've ever used.
332
00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:04,521
The biggest washing machine
I ever used growing up?
333
00:11:04,522 --> 00:11:06,356
The Ganges.
334
00:11:06,357 --> 00:11:08,192
We need a new movie quote.
335
00:11:08,193 --> 00:11:11,128
"Luke... I Am Your Motel."
336
00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,629
It's from "Star Wars."
337
00:11:13,898 --> 00:11:14,965
Celerity.
338
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,166
Please use it in a sentence.
339
00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:18,861
Okay. Got to work fast.
340
00:11:18,862 --> 00:11:21,014
Only 10 minutes before
the next guest checks in.
341
00:11:21,531 --> 00:11:22,906
"You know what they call
342
00:11:22,907 --> 00:11:24,575
a Quarter Pounder With Cheese in Paris?
343
00:11:24,576 --> 00:11:26,143
A Motel With Cheese."
344
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,477
I don't get it.
345
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,746
- It's from "Pulp Fiction."
- Mm.
346
00:11:29,747 --> 00:11:31,381
- You still don't get it, do you?
- No.
347
00:11:31,382 --> 00:11:34,818
Celerity of movement is vital
in the 100-meter dash.
348
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,687
♪ Who's down with OPP? ♪
349
00:11:36,688 --> 00:11:38,655
♪ This whole party, break it down ♪
350
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:39,590
I got it.
351
00:11:39,591 --> 00:11:42,125
Wait. Mr. Patel? I'm stuck!
352
00:11:42,126 --> 00:11:43,800
"Austin Powers."
353
00:11:43,801 --> 00:11:45,413
Yeah, baby.
354
00:11:47,131 --> 00:11:50,100
- Pterodactyl.
- P-T-E-R-O...
355
00:11:50,101 --> 00:11:51,401
That was Trent.
356
00:11:52,032 --> 00:11:55,505
My SAT scores came in,
and it's, uh... wow.
357
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,586
Ooh, that's not good.
358
00:11:57,587 --> 00:12:00,656
Hey, man, it's been proven
standardized testing is racist.
359
00:12:00,657 --> 00:12:03,080
Not racist enough. I got a 1500.
360
00:12:03,081 --> 00:12:04,147
Whoa! Congrats!
361
00:12:04,148 --> 00:12:05,215
What?
362
00:12:05,216 --> 00:12:06,667
But you said you blacked out.
363
00:12:06,668 --> 00:12:08,518
I guess your boy's just a natural.
364
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:10,354
Let's steal some of these tasty
pillow mints and head home.
365
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:11,388
But I'm not done yet.
366
00:12:11,389 --> 00:12:13,118
It doesn't matter anymore. I'm safe.
367
00:12:13,119 --> 00:12:14,925
Plus, you studied a bunch. Let's go.
368
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:16,893
You're safe?
369
00:12:16,894 --> 00:12:18,562
So, this was all about you.
370
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,230
You never cared about helping me.
371
00:12:20,231 --> 00:12:21,531
I should have known better.
372
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:24,067
I did mean what I said
about the guest house.
373
00:12:24,068 --> 00:12:25,402
Sorry to jump in,
374
00:12:25,403 --> 00:12:27,104
but we don't have pillow mints.
375
00:12:27,105 --> 00:12:28,705
What have you been eating?
376
00:12:33,177 --> 00:12:34,361
I want you to know,
377
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:37,214
when Eddie bombs the SAT
and mysteriously vanishes,
378
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,815
you can have his room.
379
00:12:38,816 --> 00:12:40,317
Mm.
380
00:12:40,318 --> 00:12:41,618
Your law firm is next to the mall?
381
00:12:41,619 --> 00:12:42,586
Law firm?
382
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:44,454
Abernathy & Fitz is a clothing store.
383
00:12:44,455 --> 00:12:45,856
For lawyers?
384
00:12:45,857 --> 00:12:47,924
- No.
- Oh.
385
00:12:47,925 --> 00:12:49,526
Well, not as prestigious,
but still a job.
386
00:12:49,527 --> 00:12:51,028
Yeah. Turns out "my thing" was
387
00:12:51,029 --> 00:12:53,163
whatever got me to my
new wardrobe the quickest.
388
00:12:53,164 --> 00:12:54,864
Let me just get my uniform on.
389
00:12:56,668 --> 00:12:58,302
There. Ready for work.
390
00:12:58,303 --> 00:12:59,587
What is happening?
391
00:12:59,588 --> 00:13:01,838
It's store policy to have
shirtless male greeters.
392
00:13:01,839 --> 00:13:03,407
I guess it brings in customers.
393
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,008
I get my torso oil today.
394
00:13:05,009 --> 00:13:06,142
Wish me luck.
395
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:12,916
Oh, God.
396
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,619
I've turned my teenage son
into a stripper.
397
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,020
A male one.
398
00:13:19,657 --> 00:13:21,158
I can't believe you, Eddie.
399
00:13:21,159 --> 00:13:22,626
This is worse than when
Emery stretched out
400
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,861
- my favorite checkered polo.
- Dude, I'm sorry.
401
00:13:24,862 --> 00:13:26,763
Spring break was on the line
and I got carried away,
402
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,832
but if you have more to do, we can stay.
403
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,233
Um, I think he's got it.
404
00:13:30,234 --> 00:13:32,836
Really? I'm ready for the bee?
405
00:13:32,837 --> 00:13:34,338
You think I can win?
406
00:13:34,339 --> 00:13:37,908
Uh, well, there's no guarantees.
407
00:13:37,909 --> 00:13:39,843
But I mastered your
spelling system, right?
408
00:13:39,844 --> 00:13:42,579
Uh... w-well...
409
00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,948
t-to be honest,
I don't really have a system.
410
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,451
- I never really studied.
- What?
411
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,586
I said I'd help you to stay
on my parents' good side.
412
00:13:49,587 --> 00:13:51,855
I mean, the Mandy concert's on the line.
413
00:13:51,856 --> 00:13:53,290
Mandy friggin' Moore.
414
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,725
She cute.
415
00:13:54,726 --> 00:13:55,726
If you didn't study,
416
00:13:55,727 --> 00:13:57,394
then how did you win three times?
417
00:13:57,395 --> 00:13:58,400
I don't know.
418
00:13:58,401 --> 00:14:00,564
I hear a word, close my eyes,
419
00:14:00,565 --> 00:14:02,666
see some colors, and spell it?
420
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:03,758
Seriously?
421
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:06,169
So, you black out and get a 1500,
422
00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:07,871
and you're a Mandy-head
with synesthesia?
423
00:14:07,872 --> 00:14:08,984
Synesthesia.
424
00:14:08,985 --> 00:14:11,374
Purple S, green Y...
425
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,544
Sorry, can't turn it off.
This isn't fair.
426
00:14:14,545 --> 00:14:15,946
You're both naturals,
427
00:14:15,947 --> 00:14:17,709
and I'm a sucker
who has to put in the work.
428
00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:19,460
Dude, you're a straight-A student.
429
00:14:19,461 --> 00:14:20,520
Who cares?
430
00:14:20,521 --> 00:14:22,486
I care because I have to earn it.
431
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,388
You guys just wake up and it's there.
432
00:14:24,389 --> 00:14:26,761
- No effort. Voilà.
- Come on, Evan.
433
00:14:26,762 --> 00:14:28,787
I mean, why even bother
with the spelling bee?
434
00:14:28,788 --> 00:14:31,194
Some natural's just gonna
swoop in and beat me anyway.
435
00:14:31,195 --> 00:14:32,362
It's pointless.
436
00:14:32,363 --> 00:14:33,581
I quit.
437
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,067
Not to belittle his outrage,
438
00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:39,201
but he is so cute when he storms off.
439
00:14:44,399 --> 00:14:47,401
Man, I really messed him up.
440
00:14:47,402 --> 00:14:50,118
He didn't even sanitize
the chair before he landed.
441
00:14:50,906 --> 00:14:52,373
Oh, no.
442
00:14:52,374 --> 00:14:54,081
Is your brother crying?
443
00:14:54,082 --> 00:14:55,343
In public?
444
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:56,844
Don't let him do that in the pool.
445
00:14:56,845 --> 00:14:58,279
It messes up the PH of the water.
446
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:02,583
He's frustrated I got a 1500
on my SATs without studying.
447
00:15:02,584 --> 00:15:04,518
I take it fitted sheets
weren't on the test.
448
00:15:04,519 --> 00:15:07,288
I think he's jealous
'cause I'm a natural.
449
00:15:07,289 --> 00:15:09,590
Man, I don't understand this obsession
450
00:15:09,591 --> 00:15:11,325
with "being a natural."
451
00:15:11,326 --> 00:15:13,380
I mean, it's kind of awesome.
452
00:15:13,381 --> 00:15:14,929
I crushed the SATs.
453
00:15:14,930 --> 00:15:17,164
Don't even remember
filling in the ovals.
454
00:15:17,165 --> 00:15:17,938
Hmm. Congrats.
455
00:15:17,939 --> 00:15:19,400
You're a natural at something useless
456
00:15:19,401 --> 00:15:20,835
that makes no money.
457
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,430
Did you switch bodies with my mom?
458
00:15:22,431 --> 00:15:24,338
Look around.
459
00:15:24,339 --> 00:15:26,374
If we hadn't put in the work,
460
00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:27,942
the Magic Motor Inn
would never have made it
461
00:15:27,943 --> 00:15:29,977
to AAA's list of most
affordable motor lodges
462
00:15:29,978 --> 00:15:31,979
off the I-4 in East Orlando.
463
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:34,515
Did you switch bodies with my dad?
464
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,251
The point is...
465
00:15:36,252 --> 00:15:38,979
natural talent only takes you so far.
466
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,388
Key to success... Hard work.
467
00:15:42,023 --> 00:15:43,224
Look at Simryn.
468
00:15:43,225 --> 00:15:45,192
She wouldn't have won
all those spelling bees
469
00:15:45,193 --> 00:15:47,061
if she didn't put in the work.
470
00:15:47,062 --> 00:15:49,763
She said she didn't study
for any of those.
471
00:15:53,668 --> 00:15:55,635
You never studied for the spelling bee?
472
00:15:56,805 --> 00:15:58,572
You lied to us
about being at the library.
473
00:15:58,573 --> 00:16:00,307
No, I was at the library,
474
00:16:00,308 --> 00:16:02,443
reading magazines on microfiche.
475
00:16:02,444 --> 00:16:04,211
Did you know there's a "Vogue"
476
00:16:04,212 --> 00:16:05,368
- for Amish girls?
- What?
477
00:16:05,369 --> 00:16:07,148
The quizzes are great.
478
00:16:07,149 --> 00:16:08,349
You know I'm a sucker
479
00:16:08,350 --> 00:16:09,717
for limited circulation magazines.
480
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:12,753
Simryn, why would you not just tell us?
481
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:15,389
I didn't want you to feel like
I didn't earn it.
482
00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:18,192
I know how much you value hard work.
483
00:16:18,193 --> 00:16:20,060
We all do.
484
00:16:20,061 --> 00:16:21,228
How many times have you heard
485
00:16:21,229 --> 00:16:22,963
how he wouldn't have
gotten out of the village
486
00:16:22,964 --> 00:16:24,899
without pulling himself up
by his bootstraps?
487
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,700
I had to share my bootstraps
with, like, uh...
488
00:16:26,701 --> 00:16:27,501
- All 30 cousins.
- All 30 cousins.
489
00:16:27,502 --> 00:16:28,454
Okay, fine.
490
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,690
But we still don't want you
to lie to us.
491
00:16:30,691 --> 00:16:33,073
Yes. I agree with your father.
492
00:16:33,074 --> 00:16:35,242
Unless you're dating
that tall dummy out there.
493
00:16:35,243 --> 00:16:36,677
In which case, please lie.
494
00:16:42,284 --> 00:16:45,119
Oh, hello, my wife.
495
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,420
I'm not in the mood,
496
00:16:46,421 --> 00:16:47,988
and why are there so many?
497
00:16:47,989 --> 00:16:49,256
It's Lactaid.
498
00:16:49,257 --> 00:16:50,424
You were right about Emery.
499
00:16:50,425 --> 00:16:52,259
You deserve ice cream,
but not just home ice cream.
500
00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:54,562
The kind high-schoolers
get on an innocent date
501
00:16:54,563 --> 00:16:55,697
before they ravage each other.
502
00:16:55,698 --> 00:16:57,162
It's fine.
503
00:16:57,163 --> 00:16:59,266
Emery working is reward enough.
504
00:16:59,267 --> 00:17:02,269
No, I found a new spot
at the mall that's so fancy
505
00:17:02,270 --> 00:17:03,971
they spell "shop" with two Ps and an E.
506
00:17:03,972 --> 00:17:05,840
Shop-puh-pee. Shop-pee.
507
00:17:05,841 --> 00:17:09,643
Shop... Shop-pay... Shop...
Shop-pee-pee... puh-pee.
508
00:17:09,644 --> 00:17:10,883
Shop-puh-pee.
509
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,587
Wandering eyes, Jessica.
510
00:17:19,588 --> 00:17:20,955
There a good-looking man over there?
511
00:17:22,591 --> 00:17:23,724
Yes.
512
00:17:23,725 --> 00:17:27,027
A good-looking adult man
we definitely don't know.
513
00:17:28,096 --> 00:17:29,697
Wow. You're really looking.
514
00:17:29,698 --> 00:17:31,365
- He must be sexy.
- Oh!
515
00:17:31,366 --> 00:17:32,666
Thank you for this, Louis.
516
00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:34,034
Thank you. I've really enjoyed it.
517
00:17:34,601 --> 00:17:35,936
Let's go.
518
00:17:35,937 --> 00:17:38,372
No, not before I tell you
that you are an amazing mother
519
00:17:38,373 --> 00:17:40,374
and a great role model for our children.
520
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:42,843
The way you knew Emery
needed consequences...
521
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,577
Mom? Dad? Hey!
522
00:17:46,681 --> 00:17:50,317
Jessica, why am I at the mall
looking at my son's nipples?
523
00:17:56,253 --> 00:17:57,558
Hey, buddy.
524
00:17:57,559 --> 00:17:58,726
Pro tip...
525
00:17:58,727 --> 00:18:01,262
Bun tans only work
if you pull your shorts down.
526
00:18:01,263 --> 00:18:03,764
I'm mad at you... And myself.
527
00:18:03,765 --> 00:18:06,734
I really wish I had sanitized
this chair before I laid down.
528
00:18:07,903 --> 00:18:09,670
I'm sorry if I made you feel
like you're not awesome.
529
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:12,199
Because there's no one awesomer.
530
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,074
"Awesomer" is not a word.
531
00:18:14,075 --> 00:18:16,010
Or maybe it is. Who knows?
532
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,478
I'm no natural.
533
00:18:17,479 --> 00:18:20,047
Whoa. It looks like you were grilled.
534
00:18:20,048 --> 00:18:22,042
Oh, I guess I'm not
a natural tanner, either.
535
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:24,602
Evan, being a natural doesn't matter.
536
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,421
Really?
Please black out and enlighten me.
537
00:18:27,422 --> 00:18:30,524
You have the greatest
natural talent of all...
538
00:18:30,525 --> 00:18:31,825
Your work ethic.
539
00:18:31,826 --> 00:18:33,694
That's what makes you so special.
540
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,563
And how is that special?
541
00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:37,898
Anyone can get lucky every now and then,
542
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:39,366
but your focus will help you succeed
543
00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:41,302
in anything you want.
544
00:18:41,303 --> 00:18:43,704
That's why you got to get
back in that spelling bee
545
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,372
and bring home the Iron Man.
546
00:18:46,575 --> 00:18:47,575
Deal.
547
00:18:48,410 --> 00:18:50,511
But if you do wind up in my guest house,
548
00:18:50,512 --> 00:18:52,079
I'm not splurging on permits,
549
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,814
so if the plumbing breaks down,
550
00:18:53,815 --> 00:18:54,682
you're on your own.
551
00:18:57,621 --> 00:18:59,145
Better head to the shower.
552
00:18:59,146 --> 00:19:01,030
Gonna take extra soap
to get all this oil off.
553
00:19:01,031 --> 00:19:03,490
Uhp, I don't think the Lactaid worked.
554
00:19:03,491 --> 00:19:04,692
I got to go, too.
555
00:19:04,693 --> 00:19:05,759
Oh, please.
556
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,294
You took a double dose.
557
00:19:07,295 --> 00:19:08,429
Why didn't you tell me
558
00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:10,257
Emery's working at
a half-nude clothing outlet?
559
00:19:10,258 --> 00:19:13,610
You knew pushing Emery too hard
would lead to a bad choice.
560
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,035
But you did it anyway,
561
00:19:15,036 --> 00:19:16,370
and now our son is selling his body.
562
00:19:16,371 --> 00:19:17,671
Well, just from the waist up.
563
00:19:17,672 --> 00:19:19,625
Fine.
564
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,006
I was wrong.
565
00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,877
I just wanted to help him figure it out.
566
00:19:23,878 --> 00:19:25,279
Well, I was wrong, too.
567
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,282
Emery's older now and needs to learn
568
00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:29,082
the real world has consequences.
569
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:31,952
When you think about it,
we were both half-right.
570
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:35,022
And I admitted it first,
so I was first half-right.
571
00:19:35,023 --> 00:19:36,590
Sure.
572
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:39,627
Here's a tiffin for your ride home.
573
00:19:39,628 --> 00:19:41,395
Some rice, vegetables, and a samosa
574
00:19:41,396 --> 00:19:43,497
for each one of you.
575
00:19:43,498 --> 00:19:45,199
It's like a triangle hot pocket.
576
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,834
Do you want this nice container back?
577
00:19:46,835 --> 00:19:48,702
'Cause I guarantee
my mom's gonna steal it.
578
00:19:48,703 --> 00:19:50,051
Smart mom.
579
00:19:50,052 --> 00:19:51,805
Hey, if you guys are available,
580
00:19:51,806 --> 00:19:52,973
you should come to the spelling bee.
581
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:54,975
You got it. Bring it in, Evan.
582
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:57,144
Dad, what are you doing? We don't hug.
583
00:19:57,145 --> 00:19:58,846
He's frisking him for stolen shampoos.
584
00:19:58,847 --> 00:20:01,348
Okay. Have a safe trip, boys.
585
00:20:01,349 --> 00:20:02,516
He's clean.
586
00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:03,851
Thank you. It was delicious.
587
00:20:05,153 --> 00:20:06,520
Mm.
588
00:20:20,682 --> 00:20:21,978
Hello, Evan.
589
00:20:21,979 --> 00:20:23,445
Guetapens.
590
00:20:23,446 --> 00:20:25,453
Please use it in a sentence.
591
00:20:25,454 --> 00:20:27,016
I still can't believe
you haven't told Mom
592
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,435
about your 1500.
593
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:31,225
- Um, I figured it was Evan's day.
- Oh.
594
00:20:31,226 --> 00:20:33,081
That's so nice of you.
595
00:20:33,082 --> 00:20:35,062
Also, I'm saving it just in case
596
00:20:35,063 --> 00:20:36,860
things get out of hand at South Padre.
597
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:41,536
G-U-E-T-A-P-E-N-S.
598
00:20:41,537 --> 00:20:44,138
- Guetapens.
- That is correct.
599
00:20:44,139 --> 00:20:46,007
Yes, Evan!
600
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:48,453
Does he get a trophy?
601
00:20:48,454 --> 00:20:50,039
You get a ribbon and a certificate
602
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,416
that won't fit in a standard frame.
603
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,981
These kids think they're so smart.
604
00:20:53,982 --> 00:20:55,783
Good luck in the apocalypse.
605
00:20:55,784 --> 00:20:57,518
They'll be the first ones eaten.
606
00:20:57,519 --> 00:21:03,786
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